GENTS FURNISHINGS. Big Stock. 1 inbehiR lallV SO In this than being uesireu, mansliip HATS, CAPS, Boots St Shoes. TRUNKS, &c, Bank -IS HEADQUARTERS FOR- GENERAL HARDWARE, 5 vmmmiwt) wium) a.ll k;inbs OPS.iPUBLIC SQUARE, Bank Street, BRIGG'S H1ADACH1 TEOCHES - FOR - IN ITS NERVOUS, BILLIOUS, OR C01TGESTIVE FORMS. Ic This Remedy is the prescription of one ana wasuscu uy mm wmi unparanaieu success ior over iiuny years, ana was first given to thej'nbllc a.s a proprietary medicine In 1878, and since that time It has found its wa Into almost every country on tho face of the thousands of the leading physicians. Medical cess at their annual conventions, and after found that It contained no opiates, bromides, or other harmful Ingredients, quletlj (uaaeu it among uieir sutnuaru remeuies. CThls is lo certify that I have used for some f remedies, for Heanacbe. known as Bripg's Headache Troches. The remedy cures tnore head aches espfcially auch as effect Nervous Womon than anything I am acquainted with, and! this certificate will be the means of bringing it to a favorable attention i'f sud'erers from thai wuuie, l snail leel mat i uayo done tnem a PRICE, SB Sold by all Druggists, or eont ELIZAJ3ETH, N. J. August SI, '89. losinj Bargains On account of rapidly tailing g Oof at out at sacrifice prices ins Jnrge stock of Genfsiadles&Gliildrens Shoes The goods are new, no shoddies or seconds, and people whe Wisely take advantage oj this wonderful hargains in the shape of good goods at low prices. Don't Fail to Call. LEWIS "BANK STREET LELLu, 330PrOSITE L. BANK STREET, - Has just opened LADIES' FINE Uomprismg all tno very latest teens, prints, isrmgnams, Jf ancy Uress patterns oi rng low prices. Groceries, Provisions, Wood ana Willowware oi tne best makes at lova'igures. Cloths Oassimers, Hats, Boots, Shoes andTearlr made Clothing in great variety and at prices with in he renH of all purchasers prices fully bougnt ior at any otner general (Carpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps and Fixtures in greai variety and of best quality at Rock Bottom Prices. Best quality ofPlour and (ame articles canine purcnaseu A car load of coarse salt .y been marked down to the AH goods of the very best quality and are being sold at prices equally as low as the same goods can bought at any general stoie ta this section. Call and be convinced, Respectfully. July 82371 &WinferOoods Cassinieres, "Worsteds, Corkscrews, Cheyiots, &c, &o. Satisfaction. Hero 18 a gOOd deal OI SatlSiaCUOn perfectly satisfied, and espco in regards to Wllltt you Wear. particular we invariably more please our patrons. Uur stocK large, varied and complete &gS "i-i "tj ' - tr o I Knl'isfiir'tinn in makincr a OIIOIOG OI UOOdS SdUSlilLUUU ill iiiuruiij, ii biiuiii. vi (,uuuo wiiue m blyiu, liuisu uuu unv- our reputation speaKs mr more plonnpntlv than word Call OU US for LiuiiuLUiiy wiuu wuiu. viiu your Fall and Winter Clothing Light or Heavv Overcoats. Suits or parts oi Suits. Prices always tho Lowest 1 Olauss Bros., THE TAILORS, Street, Lehighton. Pa. 6 ABELSi IfcrBiiQfioQ Glace of coal, Lehighton, . Pa of tho leading physicians of Paris, France globe, and becomo a favorite remedy with societies have discussed its marvelous suc their ollicial chemists have analyzed It anil TESriMONAL. L. R. BROWN, M. D. 23 West Jersey St., Elizibktii, N. J June 28, 1889 mnnths with much satisfaction, tho comblnalloi service. h. K. BKOWN, M. D, coaasTTS. by Mail on rocoipt of Prico, Big for You. health the undersigned will close great closinpr out sale will sectm WEISS, PA. uyir & S. DEPOT,sf - LEHIGHTON, Pa an entire new line of DRESS GOODS! styles m W Into Goods, Sa Marseilles, Seersuckers and tne very best qualities at exceed' Crockery ware,GIasswaxe as low as the same goous can b store in tins vicinity. Feed at prices iully as low as the eisewnere. has just been received the price very lowest notch. ujioS Gost Alleged American Fun.jS The pagans are (treat fellows to Idol away their time TfLVfldar. the meat retrntator of the human I ijitem does not contain any deleterious sub stance, nil promt t and safe. l'rlc onlj 23 cents. Mr. II. T. Drown, Urinaria Shady QroT, frank-tin Co.. Va.. saTS: Having; tboronxblr testd Dr. Oafl'i llaby srtup In mj family 1 I nheortnllv cnrttl tnltf tin fbrtnllv irood efiaet. I mil recommend it as a most excellent remedy. Bucklea's Arnica 8 aire. The BEST Salvo In tho world tor cuts, bruises, sorts, ulcers, salt rheum, fercr sores, tetter, chapped hnnls, chilblains corns and all skin eruptions, and positively cures piles, or no pay taction, or money refunded, r-rlce 9i centa per yorsaiebynEDKitdtugBist. It is not unusual to see a Ull man short of funds. MIS KIT WINS. wb have been selllnir Dr. King's New Ducoverj for Consuniptlon, Dr. King's Now Mfo Tills, nuekleu's Arnica Salve amfKlectrionitters.and '1113. and have never handled remedies that sell its well. rf th.it Imva frlvitft nil .Ml iinlvaN'tl ant Itfafillnn , n. : r;tMsfl-ns price, If satisfactory results do not follow their use. These remedies have won their Kreat tmnuiarity purely on tueirmertts; lllillfiH DruK- EI3(. One can never tip a waiter so that lie loses bis balance. IS CONSUMPTION INCURAIIIEt Head tbo following: Mr. 0. II. Morns, New ark, Ark., saysi "Was down with abscess ol Lungs, and friends and physicians pronounced 1110 au Iiicurable Consumptive Began taking Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, am now on my third bottle, and able to oversee the work on my farm. It Is the finest medicine over made." Jesse Middleware Decatur, Ohio, says: "Had It not been for Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption I would have died of Lung Troubles. Was given up by doctors. Am now In best of health." Try It Uumple bottles tree ui ituuu.it o urugsiore. "You aro always talking abont a donkey You don't mean me?" "What ails your There are many donkeys besides you." Consumption Surely Cored. To the Editor Please inform yourread- errthat 1 have a positive remedy for thf shove named disease. By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been per manently cured. I shall be clad to send two bottles of my remedy free to anT of your readers who have consumption if they will send mo their express and postoffiae tddre&s. Respectfully. T. A. Slocum. M. 0.. tsi reaust., JNew York. Ambition Is a vacum that will never be filled. When you see a woman meekly oboy bei husband you can be sure of one or two things she Is eitbelr afiald of him or she I is working him for a new bonnet. Forced to LeRve Rome. Over 00 people wereforced to leave their homes yesterday to call for a free trial pack-1 ace of Lane's Family Medicine. If your blood is bad, your liver and kidneys out of order, H you are constipated and have head ache and an unsightly complexion, don't fall to call on any druggist to-day for a reel sample of this grand remedy. The ladies I praise lu Everyone likes it. Large sized package ou cents. The key to a good situation is not whiskey. The toper demonstrates the molto that "there Is always rum at the top." Interested People. Advertising a patent medicine in the pe culiar wav in which tho proprietor ol Hemp's Balsam for Coughs and-Colds doe I is indeed wonderful, lie authorizes all Irnccists to cive all those who call for it u -ample bottle free, that they may try it be- .ore purchasing, llie large bottles are ow ind $1.00. Ve certainly would advise a I trial. It may have you from consumption. Nothing tries the soul of man more than a shoo peg. Envy Is an acknowledgment of the fortune of others. POPPING THIS QUESTION. When in tho course of human events. i young mail makes up his mind " ,ho very important question, . flnui rent difficulty in coming to ' .point. Af wo it'o not at all bashful . boldly say iVi i you not answer yea to us, ns wo ask ou to go to your druggist or dealer In toilet articles, and purchaso a bottlo of fall Brothers' Ideal Tooth Powder, thf nest made. As an inducement for yoi to try it, we give you a handsome cngrav mg with two 25 cent bottles, 20 x 24, n' utvcrtislng on it. There is a ticsc ground tho neck of each bottle. The fool who kills himself never mis takes the wrong person. Oould not Keep Shop without them. I consider yonr Sul .jhur Bitters a remarkable blood purifier, 1 now oi teverai people, whose cases wen onsidered hopeless, that have been on irely cured by ycur medicine. The sale u iiilnhur Kilters is so large hero that onld not keep shop without them. E S- Vales, Pharmacist, 99 Essex street, Lawr -nee. Mass. Tou can't size up orator by the dimens ions of his mouth. Do you suffer with catarrh? You can be ured Isynu take Hood's SarsanarMln. tli, real blood purifier. Bold by all druggists. The man bom In a cabin may some da mine a cabinet. Blood v.. Nervel. Great mistakes have been made In the .votld by supposing many nervous trouble vere due to bad blood. Tlma henfnMm Ills, dizziness, sleeplessness, etc., are always ,,uu iu -rahiu'isur irnittuon oi me nervet if the brain: dyspepsia, ualn. wind etp.. to wi-aknetis of the nerves of the stomach: veak lungs Is caused by weakness of tin p-irls; billiousness, constipation, ete., Ic weakness ol the nerves of the liv r oi Dowels; pains, irreirularity. sterlitv I lerancement of the uterine ntM. Tr all weakness, Dr. Miles' great nerve ant briin food surpasses all other remedler Trial bottles free at Blery or Thomas' drui. .tore. Burglars deeds are dark because they al ways "light out." That too many men anxious to make fools of fighting duels. norvadaT are themselves by That American girls who wed titled Englishmen soon wish they had not been so foolish. The the Inducements offered the youne batchelor of the period to marry are noi very alluring. That (he troubles of people In fashionable life seem to Increaao with disgusting rapidity, That the cheapest boarders at the water ing place hotels are th ones who make the greatest trouble, Mauy a young girl has for her steady company a young man who li notoriously unsteady. Never ridicule sacred things, or what thers may esteem to be such, bower absurd tbey appear to be. When rf small boy gets spanked It may be truly said that there is a woman at the bottom of It. j'w4" gff2fc m HIIII B- IJJpvtllc, Oiva. AXADORi UbVUUtVUU, VJ 1U" dlness.Costlvo- ness,DypepsIa 1 Kidnortroubla I find all dollcato Fcmalo Com plaints. Sold everywhere, rrico 33 cents. DREXElWOn Fragrant 1 ifip Lasting 1 The LeadingPerFume forlheTolletand Handkerchief. Bold by all dealers. Price 25 cts. Salvation Oil "eat Price only 25 ctt. Sold by allirugglttt. Will relievo Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Swellings,B,'uises,Lumbago,Sprains, Headache, Toothache, sores, tsurns, Wounds, Cuts, Scalds, Uackacho, Frostbites. Chapped Hands and Face, Gout, or any bodily pain or ailment. ntlntt LAnut a rLuuo, ina ureal iconcvwin (jHbW tlitott. Prlct JO Cts. At au aruggltts. ICURE FITS! When I say CuitB I do not mean merely to Stop wm ior I unio, uuu man ui "!?" " turn ngain, i jtiuAn a haujwu www 1 bavo mado the disease of PITS, EPILEPSY or FALLING SICKNESS, A Hfe-Iong study. I wximANT my remedy to Curb tho worst casos. Because others have failed la no reason for not nowrecelvmg a euro scud at once for a treatise and a Fiikk Uottlb of my Infallible ItEMBDT. Give Kxproas and I'O'l UG?co. it coats you noimug iw u trial, and It vr til euro you. Address H.O. ROOT, W.O., l83PAuST..KtwY0R One or (he M (BOll(B I tl :-Ff?EE Our rrlttlii u,. the wcirlcl. Our rrlttln nntqualrd, and lo (ntrodnee oqi upeiHorFooditTi wtllMndrnti toot I'sXRsnR la each lorallty Sr u boT. Only (holt who writ Vlouiat oncrn mike iur ol H the chunct. All foa ha i to do la B rtiornli to how our roods Ic mi idopo id eaiiTonr nfiKDDon and iho around TOU. Tlia t. nnina- of thli adrtrtlttrofnl ihowi th tmall tad of the tela 1 0 pa. Tha fbllowldf cut irtl the appcaranca of 11 reducad ta .k.nt ha flftUts nart of Ui bulk. It it a rrand. doubla itt Ida. icoDa. as larra a aair lo rirrj. Wa ill alio show you bow rot .... ..k. rw.m nt:i ta A l o a dar at Icaat. from tha itirt.wfth. est aiparienco. Bf tier writa at onea. Wa par all aipraiicharfai Addtaii. II. II ALLS TT A CO.. Bos HHO, f OKTLAXD, vShe Greatest Blood miner A I Tills Orent Hermnn ledlr.lno !a cheapest and best. 123 doses ot SUL. PIIUU DITTEltS for tl.oo.lesa than one cent a aose. li win cure m worst cases of akin disease, m U3 a common plmplo on the face. III to that awful dlaease Scrofula. ii. oui.1 nuib uiLM&iia is lnGMr C5 1 1 best medicine to uao in MM i leases of such stubborn andryonr luecp scatcu uiseascs. uoa-ncysarcout Ui not ever tako of order. Tso BLUE PILLS 8.KS-JL,BH f or mercury, th ey are dead JL,, i V1V1; I ly. lMncyourtnistlnyuf'cM I SULPHUR BITTERS, 1t"?"Tllatall', I tho purest and bestroa'uso medicine ever made. g0Unr BltterS 1 wltha ycllow6tlckyDon't wait until you el suhtance? Isyouraro unable to walk, or 111 breath foul andaro flat on tout back. I loffenslvo? Your but get aomo at once.lt I I stomach Is outiwtlI euro you. Sulphur Uoi ortier. usoATDUtcrais 8ULPIIUR. rl.TolMt Ti.lfl III I I K II S ft I IU1U O A X IlUU lmmcillatcly Tho vounrr.the aeed and tot- Is your Ur-Jrtcrlng are soon mado well by Ine thick, Jritg use. Kememtwr wliat you ropy, cio.read hero, It may save yotu- uu; "7. 0Ufe, It has saved humlreds. r Don't wait unui to-morrow, Try a Bottle To-day 1 Are tou low-solrited and weak, for Buffering from the excesses of youuir it so. DUiiinuit vurxxjia rwiu euro you, Send S 2 -cent stamps to A. P. Ordway x Co., Uoston, Mass., for best medical work uublUhuUr OUB NEW W.lcbPlfCtl haioo.CC. b.uii k In Ui. world. r.r, Ool.l Watch vvonn ttRK...p.r, Wtmnud bu,t. .uuu uu.u puBiinr c.i.h Doth Udlaa'aad di a altM, wllh work, and caa. al aqoai .am, ux. riaaoi MCA locallrr can aaeura ana ree, tor.tB.r with our largo .aluabl. Iln. orll ouaehold smnlr.. Th.M aamnlM. a. wall a. th. M.lrh. an iVrt. AU ua work ... n.od da I. to show wbal wo tana roa lo tboo. who call rear ni.nd. and nebboraand tboaa about you th.lalwar. ra.ulta la raluabla Irada for ua. wblcb bold, for year, wh.n onca lunrf, ana tnaa wa ara rapaia. warw au aipraM, ir.iui, no. .nv ram know all. If , on would Uk. to go 10 work for u.. yon can UatooKli Vo.,xox eil, Portland iron oavu 10 puw p.r wot. .no upw.ro. Aaare.a, Mr , HAllt. 6 1.000 REWARD 1 to any ona who will oontdIij Acme Blacking WILL NOT INJURE LEATHER. W oLn BAnxiua. tarn, (xrt. f tht. tr 1 ha fXTW. tne method I , Uans a atrip of IftAther in a bottle of wacuiur. ana ie?eit men ior axj or a Taltrtontid hansr Ik no tn An a.n. t. aIneltJ condition caxernll. Wi reoommerid Udief to make a aimliir teat with French Dreasioa, ana Mntlemen with enj liquid eolation of Paste Black inf. or wiu uqtua Diacrintnai oamei in etone jug. Woltt'sAOMEBlacking UtkM nnj kbod of iMthat 4VATERPROOF, SOFT, AND DURABLE. i Hi buctlW. rich, GLOSSY FOIASn (a est. qoaUo. aot labor an4 axnoyamc. A Pol lli lout n M nnth forWomm, tai AWecUforlHrn, nadoallarneM JLcatbev erea Four Months ndthoot mumtlac. tVOLFF & RANDOLPH. PHlLMCLPHlt id I r fiTinn ntnuo flmimi and flinlnmnriTln $1 13 "WEEKS. Th POLICP PAZETTE will be mil!J curely wrnpprd. to any (ddrsss in tha Unl d Btatea forlhre months on receipt of One Dollar. Utral dlneount allowed to imtmaniee llban Unddnls. BSurple conies mailed rnr jpdAf u t.rito ItlCHABD K. VOX, m 11 I A 1 111 I 111 ii a ill b,v MSN YOU HEAR OF. Elijah Ealford has taken to horsebaok riding, Gen, Boulangor'a personal oxponsea aro defrayed by his Frencli admirers. It la Bald that Senator Chaso Is tho only Quaker now In publlo llfo at Wash ington. Baron Haussmanri. who did no much to improve Paris, la now a vigorous old man of 80 years. Dom Pedro, ex-cmperor of Brazil, is an honorary member of tho New York Historical society. Theodora D. Weld, tho well known antl-BlaVery agitator, celebrated his 80th birthday recently. Vice-President Morton has already achloved the distinction of being the best drcssod man in Washington. Mgr. Sophronius, tho Greek patriarch of Alexandria, is 99 years of age, and has been a priest for soventy years. Tho lato David Berry, of Coolangatta, one of the oldest Australian colonists, left 500,000 to St. Andrew's university. Gen. Abncr Doubledar Is one of the three surviving officers of the garrison of Fort Sumter at the time of its first bombardment. Governor-elect Campbell, of Ohio, is a Knight Templar, a member of the Knights of Pythias, the Grand Army of the Republic and the Order of Hlks. Tho Rev. T, P. Sanford, who has be como the pastor of a Baptist church in Birmingham, England, is a full blooded negro, who was born a slave in Virginia. Congressman Randall occupies a small and very modest houso on an unfamiion. able street near the Capitol in Washing' ton. His home is as unpretentious as his manners. The late Sir Benjamin Phillips, of Lon don, was descended from the famous Rabbi of Padua, Meir Katzcnellenbogen, or Maharam, one of tho most influential Jews of the Sixteenth century. Sir Julian Pauncefoto is devotintr n good deal of time to tho study of Amer ican literature. He says that ho had no realization of tho richness and variety ol tho work ot our men of letters. Sarasato is a rather handsomo man oi a pronounced Spanish type. His thick, wavy hair, originally jet black, is now tinged with gray, and worn In such way as to give a peculiar and at the sanio time distinguished touch to hit features. His manners tiro affable, and ho speaks English fairly well, THE GENTLER SEX. Mrs. Harrison says that tho Btaro of the crowd Is one of the trials of her life. Mrs. Quay, wife of the Pennsylvania senator, was a great bello in her girl hood. Jean Ingelow lives in a great cream colored house in a wide old garden in Kensington. llmo. de Due, the wifo of the Swedish ambassador at Paris, is a distinguished landscape painter. Hortenso Bertrand, daughter of Count Bertrand, Napoleon a most faithful gen' eral, is still living in Pans. Tho eldest daughter of Gen. Malione has one of tho finest and sweetest voices Airs. John W. Mackcy has over heard. Mrs. Frances Hodgson Burnett never knew how popular she was until she met with her recent accident in London, Charlotte M. Yonge, the historical writer, has written and published exact ly 100 books. She is now engaged upoi her 101st work, to be published shortly The largest landowner in the world it .Mrs. Emma E. Forsytlie, the daughtei of a former American consul to Samoa She has a plantation of about 150,000 acres on an island near New Guinea, and employs over 600 people on it. "Nellie Bly," the enterprising'young woman who writes for The New York World, started for a tour around the world last week. She is going to outdo tho famous Phineas Fogg in Jules Verne's story, and try to go round the world iu less than eighty days RICH IN YEARS. Land Bill Allen is the oldest nnti slavery man now living in the north, and tho oldest one south is Cassius M. Clay, Both are 80 years old, and have been printers. , Hiram Lester, now an inmate of the poor house at McDonough, Ga., is thought to bo the oldest man in the world. His age is ISO years. Col. Sloan, of McDon ough, who Is over 80 years of nge, says when he was a boy Lester was an old man. Ho remembers all 'about tho Rev olutionary war, and knew Georgo Wash ington. llis oldest man In Germany is Markus Jordan, of Bielefeld. Ho completed his 110th year on the Otli of October. He was presented with a gold medal by the present emperor, bearing a portrait of the' late Lmperor William, who was a baby when Jordan wns 18 years of age. Jordan is in good health and has posses sion of Ids faculties. One of the oldest men In the publi service at Washington is Mr. Lawrenson of the postofflce department Ho lias sworn into office all the postmaster gen erals and their subordinates since Jack son's administration, He is an octoge narian, livery day no rides to and from his home in Baltimore, eighty miles in all. lie works from 9 a. m. to 4 p. m Ho superintends tho annual publication of the bids tendered tho postofflcu de partment for postal service and postal supplies. NOVELTIES IN JEWELS. Bracelets are now being devised square blocks of gold, held together by upright rows or three pearls. Another bar pin novelty is a facsimile or a broom with the bristly portion formed or innumerable gold wires. Numbered among the fancifully de signed scarfplns Is a circle of colored pearls, from which ltangs a fiery opal.' Jewelers' Review. DOINGS OF ROYALTY. King Luis of Portugal cave the copy' rights of his literary works to charitable institutions. The grand duke of Mecklenburg' Schwerin is one of the foremost horse dealers in Europe. Queen Victoria is about to present a arble bust of herself to the duke and duchess of Portland as a marriage sou- Tenir. Carlos lyths new king of Portugal, has a variety of tastes. He likes military affairs, U an art critio and a good Latin scholar. Prlnoe Louis Napoleon, who was lately an officer of the Italian reserves, has ob- talnsd a commission as major In th Russian army. Ths ex-Empresa Entente is saidtobs UrWt,h.e !"rZ7t" ,Z p n i.VlTi i j I over one-fonrth of a century. It combines, with more than usually infirm this 1 season, and 1 tne onBdM, pnicl,cM hMet for , pr.serra. spends a gr portion of her time ln( Hon nd restoration of health, a large amount silence and meditation, u& In ;, r-.itng.nd amusing light readlng.and wri horns wTTisltini; at tha bous of sons 1 ir calendar, astronomical ralnilatlons.rhrono friends. I Inglral Items, &e., a,e prepared with great care Prlnoe Georgw of Wales commanded a n 'fu """""l T4 ,i 5v) .1,. w.. T.w.r.1, 1 of Hosteller's Almanac tor 1 wo will probably be L 1 1 .7. 7k. atATCM uiaucuritr. 11 ucu a. im . .jsnnam wMMOiMpown, ne personally Hianxcu wiu wim uuu rrna a,7 Member of tierw, and ErrtonVia H An Autumn Iityl. Yesteronjn, as tho twilight shadows were gathering, I sat a-near tho window with my head upon my hand, thinking those thoughts that over and anon wan der through great minds. I was full of sorrow for tho falling lcnvc3, and sod was I because, though many were the flirtations of summer, thcro was not one girl whom I could call my own. On a sudden my thoughts were distracted by a fly upon tho pano, tho last fly of summer left buzzing alono. I determined to possess tho rare bird, and, making ,a vise of my first finger and thumb, I began a gentle slego upon hlra. Slowly, slowly 1 proceeded, but somehow, whenever I pounced upon him, ho was somowlicro else. I drow back, and felt my blood boil at being thwarted by such a Ilttlo thing. Just an ordinary specimen of tho musca domcstico. Oh, for the clianco to throw his name at him I sighed, and with teeth set I renewed my attempt at imprisoning tho monster. I now used both hands, but, try as 1 would, tho insect was beyond my clutch. Up and down, to tho right and to the left, movement sudden or long studied, he escaped mo. How frail is nil human strength and power! To bo thus balHed by a flyl Tc gain the object of my desiro I was pre pared to do anything. I may say here that I am ft trifle near sighted. It woe growing dark, and looking closer, I de- cided that 1 was a blank blank fool. The fly was on tho other stdo of tho pane. Munsey's weekly. Awalccned Painful tleflectlons. Small Bpy (looking at displayed adver tlscment) Papa, what are all these things? Papa (lato candldato for office) Pic tures of household implements, my son. "What is this oner.' "That is a potato masher." "What Is this one, papa?" "That is a griddle." "And what is this other ono, papa?" "It is a tureen, Willie." "What is a tureen, papa?" (Brokenly) "A tureen, my son, is is a is a dish for holding for holding- run out and play, Willie!" Chicago Tribune. A Performauc. by Special Request, "Oh, see that Hon. would roar." How I do wish he He roars II Munsey's Weekly, The Chronlo Kicker. Dost 'ova a man who always kicks, no matter what you do. Who kicks with most prodigious ease the whole lone season through. Who kicks If anything coca wrong, and kicks If all coes right, Who kicks because he likes to kick, and kicks with all his might f We know some awful kickers on this wicked mundane sphere. Who came on earth by accident and kick because they're here; They make themselves uncomfortable and othei peoplo slclc. They drive their friends to suicide and still the) Miwajrs kick. We know a man who kicks and ldaks the blessed livelong day. And If there's naught to kick about he's kicking anyway: At times when things are going right and othei men would smile. He kicks on general principles, and klcketh all the while. Chicago Tribune. What the Editor Said. He was tall, thin and hungry looking and when ho told the editor he was r poet, the editor didn't say a disputaton word. But he didn't get his poetry li the paper just the same, and the mar with the blue pencil and the preoccupied air made several remarks. "Poets are born, sir I" he said haughtily as he rolled up his manuscript. "And I'm doggoned sorry for it," said the editor, Merchant Traveler. Counterbalanced. "Blinkins is a nice fellow." "Yes; but he sIiowb such a marked dis position to exaggerate." "To bo sure; but that is counterbal anced by one thing." "What is that?" "The general indisposition to believe him. Merchant Traveler. A Stroke of lluilnean. Parrott I can't see why Miss Cashly married young Algy Baboony. Hebasn 1 a spark of business ability. Wiggins No business ability I - Why, old boy, didn't he catch her? Munsey's Weekly. Tier Father TTaa a J uric. He What makes you so quiet? My other girls have all been full of fun. She (with dignity) I would have you understand, sir, that this is a civil court I Lowell Citizen. Mrs. Kate Chase has almost dropped out of notice during the last few years. She is still as brilliant in conversation, as charming in manners and exquisitely cultivated as in the old days when she was tho proud daughter of the chief justice of the United States, the unri valed queen of Washington society, whose good word was tho passport tc sooial rfcognltion. A Valuable Medical Treatise. The rfltlon frr 1830 ef the sterling Medical Annual, known as ITostettrr's Almanae.lsnow retdr, nm maybe obtained, free of cost, of drngalstsand reneral country dealers mail p (i-ts 1 f the United Statu, Mexleo. ana tnrt ee d I e ei y rlvllltfd portion of the Western Hem. l'phere. This Almanac has been Issued regit. ' the largest tdltlon of a medlral work ever pub Untied In any rountry. The proprietors, Messrs. ,r()ee. & Co r-msburt. r., on ree eipt of a , two-cent stamp, will forward a copy by man to say person w-. tassel la kit l!h JA, AT YOUR SERVICE j With the hest line of Over coats in Philadelphia for Men, Youths und Children. No matter what kind cf an Overcoat you want ynu vill find it hero made in our well-known n-liable way, at tho lowest prices. A. C.Yates & Co., ,LJ ' LnnciKit mm.DiNo, Sixth and ChoHtnut, Philadelphia. UNACQTJAIIITED WITH THS OnOOIlAPirr OF THE OOONTRT, WILL OBTATtf MUCH VALUABLE INFORMATION FEOM A STUDY OF THIS MAP OF THE CHICAGO, ROCK ISUHD & PACIFIC RAILWAY. Including1 main lines, branches and extensions East and Woat of th Missouri River. Tho Direct Route to and from Chicago, Joliot, Ottawa. Pooria, La Snllo, Mollno, Itocl; Island, In ILLINOIS Davonport, Muscatine, Ottumwa, Osknloosa, DosMolnes.Wlntersot, Audubon. Harlan, and Council Bluffs, in IOWA Minneapolis and St. Paul, in MINNESOTA Watortown and Bloux Falls, in DAKOTA Cameron, St. JoBoph, and Kansas City, In MISSOURI Omaha, Fairbury, and Nelson, in NEBRASKA Horton. Topeka. Hutchinson. Wichita, Bollovlllo, Ablleno, Caldwell, in KANSAS Pond Crook, Klnf -lehor, Fort Kono, In tho INDIAN TERRITORY and Colorado Springs, Dinvor, Pueblo, tn COLORADO. FREE Reclining Chair Cars to and from Chicago, Caldwell, Hutchinson, and Dodgo City, and Palaco Sloep ing Cars botwoon Chicago, Wichita, and Hutchinson. Travorsoo now and vast areas of rich farming and grazing lands, affording tho boat facilities of Intercommunication to all towns and cities oast and west, northwoat and Bouthwest of Chicago, and PaclQo and transocoanla Seaports. MAGNIFICENT VESTIBULE EXPRESS TRAINS, Leading all competitors in splendor of equipment, cool, woll ventilated , and free from dust. Through Coaches, Pullman Bloopers, FREE RecUnintr Chair Cars, and (oast of Missouri Rivor) Dining Cars Dally between Chicago, Des Moluos, Council Bluffs, and Omaha, with Froo Reclining Chair Car to North Platto, Nob., and botwoon Chicago and Colorado Springs, Denver, and Pueblo, via Bt. Joseph, or Kansas City and Topeka. Splondld Dining Hotolo (furnishing meals at ooasonablo hours) west of Missouri River. California Excursions dally, with CHOICE OF ROUTES to and from Salt Lake, Ogdon, Portland. Los Angelos, and San Francisco. Tho DIRECT LINE to and from Pike's Peak, Manltou, Gordon of tho Gods, Sanitari ums, and Scenio Grandeurs of Colorado. VIA THE ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Solid ExnrnRs Trains dallv between Chicarro and Mlnnoanolls and Bt. Paul, with THROUGH Reclining Chair Cars Kansas City. Throucrh Chair Car and and Slous j : iri ans, via uocii isiana. town, Sioux Falls, and tho Grounds of tho Northwoat. THE SHORT LINE VIA SENECA AND KANKAKEE offers facilities to travel botwoon Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Lafayette, and Council Bluns, Bt. Joseph, Atchison, Leavonworth, Kansas City, Minneapolis, and St. Paul. ForTlokots, Maps, Foiaors, or aesiEoa information, appiy 10 uny Aiojtm. Ico in the United Statos or Canada, or addross Office E. ST. JOHN, General Manager, OHIOAGO, IL I,. Nenr Phlladclpli School Open Yearly Exi Qunrterlr Pay Arlmttl andrtuslnes youn? ram and fori at any rtmpi fits School, for Wral I'oli-; or Annap.41. dati,ed clea In ttuilenu thiard tin the tYlnupal reichertall ineit and oridut wardtto,. I'tr.m or .ru'leni. miv ttelert anv.ru.1ien. or a hii :oune. hvil' al and It.enllral I Ahoratorv fra tlcal l:if.lne - ctc, etc. More fully litpt1ieii nitli ai4ra'. inan anv 4hrr I comfort. the lstrduciijH and Ihe ltl tramlnrf 1 Ixed itlre. illustrated . atalorue aeni frr. ti. uny oddrr, SV.lllll.NC nd proprietor. SI. t) a i' , I , ,1 , , tlo ,r'i . thletlci.ete flvmnBslum fitMial ramrunitl. f. .n(.tiiHnr PIso's Curo for Con sumption is jtlso tho best Cough Medicine. If you have a Cough without disease of the Lungs, a few doses are all you need. But if you ne glect this easy means of safety, the slight Cough may becomo a serious matter, and several bot tles will be required. lirerv riiom liat In ft a .tex-n ra,liat. , .J U cmntilrl.', fiirnlttie , f:r nndf Itei. k- r.ti t.i, f. i Imlu Plso'e Remedy for Catarrh .is the H Best, Easiest to Use, and Cheapest. H Bold by druggists or cent by malt H too. B. T. Ilazeltlne, Warren, Fa. Eases Pain Instantly. Strengthens Weak Parts. Quiets Nervousness. op UisXm A New Enctiad Household Rmdr, UnlTCPt&llr popular bocauso of real medicinal merit. For tliacouatleapfliaindacl.BorenfBior weaknesses, no muter ho cAiBed cr how MTero, which atUiik the human tiody, tun remedy In tho world U to prompt end thorough In relieving, curing and re Btoriaguthe Hep IMtulet I7nellclted Trstlmony of tfaonuipda cf perple, and the constantly lucre siing m.1o of tlituo plutere, U aiuple proof ot too truth of this assertion. 03" HOP I'LASTEUS never burn or Irritate. If 7011 mtTcr apply one nowt yoall feel happier t morrow, Feel4 good tho moment pat on, BUT SEE.HERE. n i'Uatcn are acid by tui mediolne daaJprs. Don t be ewindlod Into tnktng anbstitato tit imitation, Signature of tho proprletora trill bo fuand on thi goaulne goods. HOP PLASTER CO.,fn0PRICT0n3,D0STON. jsamtnt when you lutf, Aioli dUkonut dtaltrt. usauds haTti uoeii MrmauimUy cured by I'lllL.AUP.I.PHIA.i'A. ii-eatonce,noorraiira cr tuns of lima from business. Cases pronoubcwl in urabd bjr wbra wautwu beau for Clrruur. CURE UUARANTEED. ot&SunSut. OF PURE GOD LIVER OIL A2E xiYPOPHOSPHITES Almost as Pnlatabloas Milk. & ' . 80 dlsgnla.d that it can bi tall en, dlseafcd, unci aaitmllMed by Ilia uiu.r naltiva atomaeli, nhta tile plain oil cannot bs tolcrnted; mid by the cum blnatlnn or tlia oil with lh tiyjiopiiOav plil tea li mucli mora eQcacloua, Etmirtalro u n flesh producer. Persons gsla rapidly iridic Ukleg It. BC0irrSIMI0Kiaclmovrlrjdge4bj PhysictaiiB to bo the finest and Best prepa ratiou in tho world for tho reli. and cure of CONSUMPTION. OCnOFULA. GENERAL. DEDlUTY, WA3TINO DISEASES, EMACIATION, COLDS nna OHROUIO COUGHS. TA grtat rur,rdu for Qmtumptlan. and WttttajU achni. SMln atl VruoQitit. SiTFS (FREE) ta and from thosopolnta and Sloopor between Peoria. Spirit Lake. Tho Fnvorlto Una to Firjestone. Water- Summer Resorts and Hunting and Fishing JOHN SEBASTIAN, Oen'l Tiokot & Pass. Agent them for Pinlneu, any CoHrtfe, folilrxTmU f I'hyi . C'hemU'ry. Fi rrr. 1, c, I leilr'ral r ff , t fiMU oil -ee HI. !n iUIic1 .Iftfft. .rdmra't t...,lv.,ir,nij'r t'rirati tntiwiti anl ilral.lrill frrt All - irr - CrII?tre.lv.i4.rat. 1'rtrl.al M I ..U-rnrfKrotl.f t lleMrmeiit vtth IllejruJ-jf s,,i -an I, Ttr-"ritme; olic e Hum iuh.wl Vlu A.ktl y ir.ir4. rvcry h'.rnl rrr ft.ry exia. N ...mm -hona for adi nrtt Now St'UK I ttfl' .h a AM . ar.ar.1 t.rMtuar.;. i"inlsl RHEtOLORSirJAr WASH OUT IIJorFade ONLY fsas- JJSINs Sold bydruggiStS ALSO PFF.nUSfinON'ZKI'AIKTS OCoIert, PEEULKKS I.AU.NMIV I1I UIXO. fK Kill. IAS I.NK !( IlkUs AKIsrtiTOolorn. 1'KKHI.KS rill OK AMI IIAHMK-Vi DB8ellXG, rtiauxsstuoDvuj-stiaors. DISEASES OP MEN ONLY Blood IoIaon,DlaMMHOf KI.nori, Bladder and irthtrM gana, nekDewi, Nervoue Do illr. Lo Manhood. rtv tratta of Krrora tn Youth are peed II r and pormanaai 1 cored. Oonfcu tiion und tretf''-. d lre hr mlL Adureaa DRs GEIKDLE. 171 W 12th Bt- Kw Vorfc S20FaYoriteSiel Sewing IWachlne. HIGH ARM $25.00. Each Machine lias a drop leaf, fancy cover, two large drawers, wiili nickel ring, and a full set of Attachments, equal to any Sin ner Machine sold from S4D to $60 by Canva'sers. Atrial In your home be. fore payment is asked, Buy direct of the Manu facturers and save agents' profits besides getting certificates of warrantee for five years. Send for testimonials to Co-operative Sewing HmIiIm Co., 269 S. Ilth St., Philadelphia, Fa. WHE PAT FKEIC.in.-e lend for Trtatlia and full panlculari. Addraa, The Hall Chemlctl Co., 3860 Falrmoont Av, Rilhu, Pa crFalliDnSita CAN tH CURED. W. will SEND FREE W man a Una TRIAL BOTI Lli also, a tmntis. on rpiletxy, DON'T SUFFER ANY LONGER r6rf. Vtttvl (tea. Suit aad County, aad Ata plalalr. rUirWi THE HALL CHEMICAL CO., atfe ralriaoutu Anaua, raUaakksK. Prof. Loisette's MEMORY IISCOVEXY AND TRAININI METH u 1pu.11 naaiteraua imitation. srU.ll am T. aad praeUoaJ raaalu of th. OrlitnAL la i tn. (Tossaat niaTpraautloiui bt onvioua twrap tttort, sndiaspitoof ' 'taa attArepU to rx w,u.iniit ui iiHuui,tui .mm CMcaea ariaout.toa otionorH nod popalarltr ol bio rroi. uwatts-. a n or rtorar JTurfatttna M iiiiiiiaoilansM ll.7 In both lIoWt-rM markif, niaSSTS Wtaor Ooltnia. rfisVrprlos(s..t rxtli)rn opinions of pootiUIn nil pari, of tbo (lob srao KaaaoC ttif Ws Brstorn Is uttmfv uMl$ttKf2&Ii QfUfwardt! that anv Mran U UaryttJim pATARRH 1 We have a remedy that will CURE CfTARHK, BRONCHITIS aatf ASTUUa. Uur faith Us riTs El mm I asiiiiaiin siiJUn.)
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