GENTS
FURNISHINGS.
Big Stock.
1
inbehiR
lallV SO
In this
than
being
uesireu,
mansliip
HATS, CAPS,
Boots St Shoes.
TRUNKS, &c,
Bank
-IS HEADQUARTERS FOR-
GENERAL HARDWARE,
5 vmmmiwt) wium)
a.ll k;inbs
OPS.iPUBLIC SQUARE,
Bank Street,
BRIGG'S
H1ADACH1 TEOCHES
-
FOR -
IN ITS
NERVOUS, BILLIOUS, OR C01TGESTIVE FORMS.
Ic This Remedy is the prescription of one
ana wasuscu uy mm wmi unparanaieu success ior over iiuny years, ana was first given
to thej'nbllc a.s a proprietary medicine In 1878, and since that time It has found its wa
Into almost every country on tho face of the
thousands of the leading physicians. Medical
cess at their annual conventions, and after
found that It contained no opiates, bromides, or other harmful Ingredients, quletlj
(uaaeu it among uieir sutnuaru remeuies.
CThls is lo certify that I have used for some
f remedies, for Heanacbe. known as Bripg's Headache Troches. The remedy cures tnore head
aches espfcially auch as effect Nervous Womon than anything I am acquainted with, and!
this certificate will be the means of bringing it to a favorable attention i'f sud'erers from thai
wuuie, l snail leel mat i uayo done tnem a
PRICE, SB
Sold by all Druggists, or eont
ELIZAJ3ETH, N. J.
August SI, '89.
losinj
Bargains
On account of rapidly tailing
g Oof at
out at sacrifice prices ins Jnrge stock of
Genfsiadles&Gliildrens Shoes
The goods are new, no shoddies or seconds, and people whe
Wisely take advantage oj this
wonderful hargains in the shape of good goods at low prices.
Don't Fail to Call.
LEWIS
"BANK STREET LELLu,
330PrOSITE L.
BANK STREET, -
Has just opened
LADIES' FINE
Uomprismg all tno very latest
teens, prints, isrmgnams,
Jf ancy Uress patterns oi
rng low prices.
Groceries, Provisions,
Wood ana Willowware oi tne best makes at lova'igures.
Cloths Oassimers, Hats, Boots, Shoes andTearlr
made Clothing in great variety and at prices with in he renH
of all purchasers prices fully
bougnt ior at any otner general
(Carpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps and Fixtures in greai
variety and of best quality at Rock Bottom Prices.
Best quality ofPlour and
(ame articles canine purcnaseu
A car load of coarse salt
.y been marked down to the
AH goods of the very best quality and are being sold at prices
equally as low as the same goods can bought at any general stoie
ta this section. Call and be convinced, Respectfully.
July 82371
&WinferOoods
Cassinieres,
"Worsteds,
Corkscrews,
Cheyiots, &c, &o.
Satisfaction.
Hero 18 a gOOd deal OI SatlSiaCUOn
perfectly satisfied, and espco
in regards to Wllltt you Wear.
particular we invariably more
please our patrons. Uur stocK
large, varied and complete &gS
"i-i "tj ' - tr o I
Knl'isfiir'tinn in makincr a OIIOIOG OI UOOdS
SdUSlilLUUU ill iiiuruiij, ii biiuiii. vi (,uuuo
wiiue m blyiu, liuisu uuu unv-
our reputation speaKs mr more
plonnpntlv than word Call OU US for
LiuiiuLUiiy wiuu wuiu. viiu
your Fall and Winter Clothing Light
or Heavv Overcoats. Suits or parts oi
Suits. Prices always tho Lowest 1
Olauss Bros.,
THE TAILORS,
Street, Lehighton. Pa.
6 ABELSi
IfcrBiiQfioQ Glace
of coal,
Lehighton, . Pa
of tho leading physicians of Paris, France
globe, and becomo a favorite remedy with
societies have discussed its marvelous suc
their ollicial chemists have analyzed It anil
TESriMONAL.
L. R. BROWN, M. D.
23 West Jersey St.,
Elizibktii, N. J June 28, 1889
mnnths with much satisfaction, tho comblnalloi
service. h. K. BKOWN, M. D,
coaasTTS.
by Mail on rocoipt of Prico,
Big
for You.
health the undersigned will close
great closinpr out sale will sectm
WEISS,
PA.
uyir
& S. DEPOT,sf
- LEHIGHTON, Pa
an entire new line of
DRESS GOODS!
styles m W Into Goods, Sa
Marseilles, Seersuckers and
tne very best qualities at exceed'
Crockery ware,GIasswaxe
as low as the same goous can b
store in tins vicinity.
Feed at prices iully as low as the
eisewnere.
has just been received the price
very lowest notch.
ujioS
Gost
Alleged American Fun.jS
The pagans are
(treat fellows to Idol
away their time
TfLVfldar. the meat retrntator of the human
I ijitem does not contain any deleterious sub
stance, nil promt t and safe. l'rlc onlj 23
cents.
Mr. II. T. Drown, Urinaria Shady QroT,
frank-tin Co.. Va.. saTS: Having; tboronxblr
testd Dr. Oafl'i llaby srtup In mj family 1
I nheortnllv cnrttl tnltf tin fbrtnllv irood efiaet.
I mil recommend it as a most excellent remedy.
Bucklea's Arnica 8 aire.
The BEST Salvo In tho world tor cuts, bruises,
sorts, ulcers, salt rheum, fercr sores, tetter,
chapped hnnls, chilblains corns and all skin
eruptions, and positively cures piles, or no pay
taction, or money refunded, r-rlce 9i centa per
yorsaiebynEDKitdtugBist.
It is not unusual to see a Ull man short
of funds.
MIS KIT WINS.
wb have been selllnir Dr. King's New Ducoverj
for Consuniptlon, Dr. King's Now Mfo Tills,
nuekleu's Arnica Salve amfKlectrionitters.and
'1113.
and
have never handled remedies that sell its well.
rf th.it Imva frlvitft nil .Ml iinlvaN'tl ant Itfafillnn
, n. : r;tMsfl-ns
price, If satisfactory results do not follow their
use. These remedies have won their Kreat
tmnuiarity purely on tueirmertts; lllillfiH DruK-
EI3(.
One can never
tip a waiter so that lie
loses bis balance.
IS CONSUMPTION INCURAIIIEt
Head tbo following: Mr. 0. II. Morns, New
ark, Ark., saysi "Was down with abscess ol
Lungs, and friends and physicians pronounced
1110 au Iiicurable Consumptive Began taking
Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, am
now on my third bottle, and able to oversee the
work on my farm. It Is the finest medicine over
made."
Jesse Middleware Decatur, Ohio, says: "Had
It not been for Dr. King's New Discovery for
Consumption I would have died of Lung
Troubles. Was given up by doctors. Am now
In best of health." Try It Uumple bottles tree
ui ituuu.it o urugsiore.
"You aro always talking abont a donkey
You don't mean me?" "What ails your
There are many donkeys besides you."
Consumption Surely Cored.
To the Editor Please inform yourread-
errthat 1 have a positive remedy for thf
shove named disease. By its timely use
thousands of hopeless cases have been per
manently cured. I shall be clad to send
two bottles of my remedy free to anT of
your readers who have consumption if they
will send mo their express and postoffiae
tddre&s. Respectfully. T. A. Slocum. M. 0..
tsi reaust., JNew York.
Ambition Is a vacum that will never be
filled.
When you see a woman meekly oboy bei
husband you can be sure of one or two
things she Is eitbelr afiald of him or she
I is working him for a new bonnet.
Forced to LeRve Rome.
Over 00 people wereforced to leave their
homes yesterday to call for a free trial pack-1
ace of Lane's Family Medicine. If your
blood is bad, your liver and kidneys out of
order, H you are constipated and have head
ache and an unsightly complexion, don't fall
to call on any druggist to-day for a reel
sample of this grand remedy. The ladies I
praise lu Everyone likes it. Large sized
package ou cents.
The key to a good situation is not
whiskey.
The toper demonstrates the molto that
"there Is always rum at the top."
Interested People.
Advertising a patent medicine in the pe
culiar wav in which tho proprietor ol
Hemp's Balsam for Coughs and-Colds doe I
is indeed wonderful, lie authorizes all
Irnccists to cive all those who call for it u
-ample bottle free, that they may try it be-
.ore purchasing, llie large bottles are ow
ind $1.00. Ve certainly would advise a I
trial. It may have you from consumption.
Nothing tries the soul of man more than
a shoo peg.
Envy Is an acknowledgment of the fortune
of others.
POPPING THIS QUESTION.
When in tho course of human events.
i young mail makes up his mind "
,ho very important question, . flnui
rent difficulty in coming to ' .point. Af
wo it'o not at all bashful . boldly say
iVi i you not answer yea to us, ns wo ask
ou to go to your druggist or dealer In
toilet articles, and purchaso a bottlo of
fall Brothers' Ideal Tooth Powder, thf
nest made. As an inducement for yoi
to try it, we give you a handsome cngrav
mg with two 25 cent bottles, 20 x 24, n'
utvcrtislng on it. There is a ticsc
ground tho neck of each bottle.
The fool who kills himself never mis
takes the wrong person.
Oould not Keep
Shop without them. I consider yonr Sul
.jhur Bitters a remarkable blood purifier, 1
now oi teverai people, whose cases wen
onsidered hopeless, that have been on
irely cured by ycur medicine. The sale u
iiilnhur Kilters is so large hero that
onld not keep shop without them. E S-
Vales, Pharmacist, 99 Essex street, Lawr
-nee. Mass.
Tou can't size up orator by the dimens
ions of his mouth.
Do you suffer with catarrh? You can be
ured Isynu take Hood's SarsanarMln. tli,
real blood purifier. Bold by all druggists.
The man bom In a cabin may some da
mine a cabinet.
Blood v.. Nervel.
Great mistakes have been made In the
.votld by supposing many nervous trouble
vere due to bad blood. Tlma henfnMm
Ills, dizziness, sleeplessness, etc., are always
,,uu iu -rahiu'isur irnittuon oi me nervet
if the brain: dyspepsia, ualn. wind etp.. to
wi-aknetis of the nerves of the stomach:
veak lungs Is caused by weakness of tin
p-irls; billiousness, constipation, ete., Ic
weakness ol the nerves of the liv r oi
Dowels; pains, irreirularity. sterlitv I
lerancement of the uterine ntM. Tr
all weakness, Dr. Miles' great nerve ant
briin food surpasses all other remedler
Trial bottles free at Blery or Thomas' drui.
.tore.
Burglars deeds are dark because they al
ways "light out."
That too many men
anxious to make fools of
fighting duels.
norvadaT are
themselves by
That American girls who wed titled
Englishmen soon wish they had not been
so foolish.
The the Inducements offered the youne
batchelor of the period to marry are noi
very alluring.
That (he troubles of people In fashionable
life seem to Increaao with disgusting
rapidity,
That the cheapest boarders at the water
ing place hotels are th ones who make
the greatest trouble,
Mauy a young girl has for her steady
company a young man who li notoriously
unsteady.
Never ridicule sacred things, or what
thers may esteem to be such, bower
absurd tbey appear to be.
When rf small boy gets spanked It may
be truly said that there is a woman at
the bottom of It.
j'w4"
gff2fc
m HIIII B- IJJpvtllc, Oiva.
AXADORi
UbVUUtVUU, VJ 1U"
dlness.Costlvo-
ness,DypepsIa
1 Kidnortroubla
I find all dollcato Fcmalo Com
plaints. Sold everywhere, rrico 33 cents.
DREXElWOn
Fragrant 1 ifip Lasting 1
The LeadingPerFume forlheTolletand
Handkerchief.
Bold by all dealers. Price 25 cts.
Salvation Oil
"eat Price only 25 ctt. Sold by allirugglttt.
Will relievo Rheumatism, Neuralgia,
Swellings,B,'uises,Lumbago,Sprains,
Headache, Toothache, sores, tsurns,
Wounds, Cuts, Scalds, Uackacho,
Frostbites. Chapped Hands and Face,
Gout, or any bodily pain or ailment.
ntlntt LAnut a rLuuo, ina ureal iconcvwin
(jHbW tlitott. Prlct JO Cts. At au aruggltts.
ICURE
FITS!
When I say CuitB I do not mean merely to
Stop wm ior I unio, uuu man ui "!?" "
turn ngain, i jtiuAn a haujwu www
1 bavo mado the disease of
PITS, EPILEPSY or
FALLING SICKNESS,
A Hfe-Iong study. I wximANT my remedy to
Curb tho worst casos. Because others have
failed la no reason for not nowrecelvmg a euro
scud at once for a treatise and a Fiikk Uottlb
of my Infallible ItEMBDT. Give Kxproas
and I'O'l UG?co. it coats you noimug iw u
trial, and It vr til euro you. Address
H.O. ROOT, W.O., l83PAuST..KtwY0R
One or (he
M (BOll(B I tl
:-Ff?EE
Our rrlttlii
u,. the wcirlcl. Our rrlttln
nntqualrd, and lo (ntrodnee oqi
upeiHorFooditTi wtllMndrnti
toot I'sXRsnR la each lorallty
Sr u boT. Only (holt who writ
Vlouiat oncrn mike iur ol
H the chunct. All foa ha i to do la
B rtiornli to how our roods Ic
mi idopo id eaiiTonr nfiKDDon
and iho around TOU. Tlia t.
nnina- of thli adrtrtlttrofnl
ihowi th tmall tad of the tela
1 0 pa. Tha fbllowldf cut irtl the appcaranca of 11 reducad ta
.k.nt ha flftUts nart of Ui bulk. It it a rrand. doubla itt Ida.
icoDa. as larra a aair lo rirrj. Wa ill alio show you bow rot
.... ..k. rw.m nt:i ta A l o a dar at Icaat. from tha itirt.wfth.
est aiparienco. Bf tier writa at onea. Wa par all aipraiicharfai
Addtaii. II. II ALLS TT A CO.. Bos HHO, f OKTLAXD,
vShe Greatest Blood miner A
I
Tills Orent Hermnn ledlr.lno !a
cheapest and best. 123 doses ot SUL.
PIIUU DITTEltS for tl.oo.lesa than
one cent a aose. li win cure
m worst cases of akin disease, m
U3 a common plmplo on the face.
III to that awful dlaease Scrofula.
ii. oui.1 nuib uiLM&iia is lnGMr C5
1 1 best medicine to uao in MM i
leases of such stubborn andryonr
luecp scatcu uiseascs. uoa-ncysarcout
Ui not ever tako of order. Tso
BLUE PILLS 8.KS-JL,BH
f or mercury, th ey are dead JL,, i V1V1;
I ly. lMncyourtnistlnyuf'cM
I SULPHUR BITTERS, 1t"?"Tllatall',
I tho purest and bestroa'uso
medicine ever made. g0Unr BltterS 1
wltha ycllow6tlckyDon't wait until you
el suhtance? Isyouraro unable to walk, or
111 breath foul andaro flat on tout back.
I loffenslvo? Your but get aomo at once.lt
I I stomach Is outiwtlI euro you. Sulphur
Uoi ortier. usoATDUtcrais
8ULPIIUR. rl.TolMt Ti.lfl
III I I K II S ft I IU1U O A X IlUU
lmmcillatcly Tho vounrr.the aeed and tot-
Is your Ur-Jrtcrlng are soon mado well by
Ine thick, Jritg use. Kememtwr wliat you
ropy,
cio.read hero, It may save yotu-
uu;
"7.
0Ufe, It has saved humlreds.
r Don't wait unui to-morrow,
Try a Bottle To-day 1
Are tou low-solrited and weak,
for Buffering from the excesses of
youuir it so. DUiiinuit vurxxjia
rwiu euro you,
Send S 2 -cent stamps to A. P. Ordway x Co.,
Uoston, Mass., for best medical work uublUhuUr
OUB NEW
W.lcbPlfCtl
haioo.CC. b.uii
k In Ui. world. r.r,
Ool.l Watch
vvonn
ttRK...p.r, Wtmnud bu,t.
.uuu uu.u puBiinr c.i.h
Doth Udlaa'aad di a altM,
wllh work, and caa. al
aqoai .am, ux. riaaoi
MCA locallrr can aaeura ana
ree, tor.tB.r with our largo
.aluabl. Iln. orll ouaehold
smnlr.. Th.M aamnlM. a. wall
a. th. M.lrh. an iVrt. AU ua work ...
n.od da I. to show wbal wo tana roa lo tboo. who call rear
ni.nd. and nebboraand tboaa about you th.lalwar. ra.ulta
la raluabla Irada for ua. wblcb bold, for year, wh.n onca lunrf,
ana tnaa wa ara rapaia. warw au aipraM, ir.iui, no. .nv
ram know all. If , on would Uk. to go 10 work for u.. yon can
UatooKli Vo.,xox eil, Portland
iron oavu 10 puw p.r wot. .no upw.ro. Aaare.a,
Mr
, HAllt.
6 1.000
REWARD
1 to any ona who will oontdIij
Acme Blacking
WILL NOT
INJURE LEATHER.
W oLn BAnxiua.
tarn, (xrt. f tht. tr 1 ha fXTW.
tne method I , Uans a atrip of IftAther in a bottle of
wacuiur. ana ie?eit men ior axj or a
Taltrtontid hansr Ik no tn An a.n. t.
aIneltJ condition caxernll. Wi reoommerid Udief
to make a aimliir teat with French Dreasioa, ana
Mntlemen with enj liquid eolation of Paste Black
inf. or wiu uqtua Diacrintnai oamei in etone jug.
Woltt'sAOMEBlacking
UtkM nnj kbod of iMthat
4VATERPROOF, SOFT,
AND DURABLE. i
Hi buctlW. rich, GLOSSY FOIASn (a est.
qoaUo. aot labor an4 axnoyamc.
A Pol lli lout n M nnth forWomm, tai
AWecUforlHrn, nadoallarneM JLcatbev
erea Four Months ndthoot mumtlac.
tVOLFF & RANDOLPH. PHlLMCLPHlt
id I r fiTinn ntnuo flmimi and flinlnmnriTln
$1
13 "WEEKS.
Th POLICP PAZETTE will be mil!J
curely wrnpprd. to any (ddrsss in tha Unl
d Btatea forlhre months on receipt of
One Dollar.
Utral dlneount allowed to imtmaniee
llban Unddnls. BSurple conies mailed rnr
jpdAf u t.rito ItlCHABD K. VOX,
m 11
I A 1
111 I 111
ii a ill b,v
MSN YOU HEAR OF.
Elijah Ealford has taken to horsebaok
riding,
Gen, Boulangor'a personal oxponsea
aro defrayed by his Frencli admirers.
It la Bald that Senator Chaso Is tho
only Quaker now In publlo llfo at Wash
ington.
Baron Haussmanri. who did no much
to improve Paris, la now a vigorous old
man of 80 years.
Dom Pedro, ex-cmperor of Brazil, is
an honorary member of tho New York
Historical society.
Theodora D. Weld, tho well known
antl-BlaVery agitator, celebrated his 80th
birthday recently.
Vice-President Morton has already
achloved the distinction of being the
best drcssod man in Washington.
Mgr. Sophronius, tho Greek patriarch
of Alexandria, is 99 years of age, and
has been a priest for soventy years.
Tho lato David Berry, of Coolangatta,
one of the oldest Australian colonists,
left 500,000 to St. Andrew's university.
Gen. Abncr Doubledar Is one of the
three surviving officers of the garrison
of Fort Sumter at the time of its first
bombardment.
Governor-elect Campbell, of Ohio, is
a Knight Templar, a member of the
Knights of Pythias, the Grand Army of
the Republic and the Order of Hlks.
Tho Rev. T, P. Sanford, who has be
como the pastor of a Baptist church in
Birmingham, England, is a full blooded
negro, who was born a slave in Virginia.
Congressman Randall occupies a small
and very modest houso on an unfamiion.
able street near the Capitol in Washing'
ton. His home is as unpretentious as
his manners.
The late Sir Benjamin Phillips, of Lon
don, was descended from the famous
Rabbi of Padua, Meir Katzcnellenbogen,
or Maharam, one of tho most influential
Jews of the Sixteenth century.
Sir Julian Pauncefoto is devotintr n
good deal of time to tho study of Amer
ican literature. He says that ho had no
realization of tho richness and variety ol
tho work ot our men of letters.
Sarasato is a rather handsomo man oi
a pronounced Spanish type. His thick,
wavy hair, originally jet black, is now
tinged with gray, and worn In such
way as to give a peculiar and at the
sanio time distinguished touch to hit
features. His manners tiro affable, and
ho speaks English fairly well,
THE GENTLER SEX.
Mrs. Harrison says that tho Btaro of
the crowd Is one of the trials of her life.
Mrs. Quay, wife of the Pennsylvania
senator, was a great bello in her girl
hood.
Jean Ingelow lives in a great cream
colored house in a wide old garden in
Kensington.
llmo. de Due, the wifo of the Swedish
ambassador at Paris, is a distinguished
landscape painter.
Hortenso Bertrand, daughter of Count
Bertrand, Napoleon a most faithful gen'
eral, is still living in Pans.
Tho eldest daughter of Gen. Malione
has one of tho finest and sweetest voices
Airs. John W. Mackcy has over heard.
Mrs. Frances Hodgson Burnett never
knew how popular she was until she
met with her recent accident in London,
Charlotte M. Yonge, the historical
writer, has written and published exact
ly 100 books. She is now engaged upoi
her 101st work, to be published shortly
The largest landowner in the world it
.Mrs. Emma E. Forsytlie, the daughtei
of a former American consul to Samoa
She has a plantation of about 150,000
acres on an island near New Guinea, and
employs over 600 people on it.
"Nellie Bly," the enterprising'young
woman who writes for The New York
World, started for a tour around the
world last week. She is going to outdo
tho famous Phineas Fogg in Jules
Verne's story, and try to go round the
world iu less than eighty days
RICH IN YEARS.
Land Bill Allen is the oldest nnti
slavery man now living in the north, and
tho oldest one south is Cassius M. Clay,
Both are 80 years old, and have been
printers.
, Hiram Lester, now an inmate of the
poor house at McDonough, Ga., is thought
to bo the oldest man in the world. His
age is ISO years. Col. Sloan, of McDon
ough, who Is over 80 years of nge, says
when he was a boy Lester was an old
man. Ho remembers all 'about tho Rev
olutionary war, and knew Georgo Wash
ington.
llis oldest man In Germany is Markus
Jordan, of Bielefeld. Ho completed his
110th year on the Otli of October. He
was presented with a gold medal by the
present emperor, bearing a portrait of
the' late Lmperor William, who was a
baby when Jordan wns 18 years of age.
Jordan is in good health and has posses
sion of Ids faculties.
One of the oldest men In the publi
service at Washington is Mr. Lawrenson
of the postofflce department Ho lias
sworn into office all the postmaster gen
erals and their subordinates since Jack
son's administration, He is an octoge
narian, livery day no rides to and from
his home in Baltimore, eighty miles in
all. lie works from 9 a. m. to 4 p. m
Ho superintends tho annual publication
of the bids tendered tho postofflcu de
partment for postal service and postal
supplies.
NOVELTIES IN JEWELS.
Bracelets are now being devised
square blocks of gold, held together by
upright rows or three pearls.
Another bar pin novelty is a facsimile
or a broom with the bristly portion
formed or innumerable gold wires.
Numbered among the fancifully de
signed scarfplns Is a circle of colored
pearls, from which ltangs a fiery opal.'
Jewelers' Review.
DOINGS OF ROYALTY.
King Luis of Portugal cave the copy'
rights of his literary works to charitable
institutions.
The grand duke of Mecklenburg'
Schwerin is one of the foremost horse
dealers in Europe.
Queen Victoria is about to present a
arble bust of herself to the duke and
duchess of Portland as a marriage sou-
Tenir.
Carlos lyths new king of Portugal, has
a variety of tastes. He likes military
affairs, U an art critio and a good Latin
scholar.
Prlnoe Louis Napoleon, who was lately
an officer of the Italian reserves, has ob-
talnsd a commission as major In th
Russian army.
Ths ex-Empresa Entente is saidtobs UrWt,h.e !"rZ7t" ,Z
p n i.VlTi i j I over one-fonrth of a century. It combines, with
more than usually infirm this 1 season, and 1 tne onBdM, pnicl,cM hMet for , pr.serra.
spends a gr portion of her time ln( Hon nd restoration of health, a large amount
silence and meditation, u& In ;, r-.itng.nd amusing light readlng.and
wri horns wTTisltini; at tha bous of sons 1 ir calendar, astronomical ralnilatlons.rhrono
friends. I Inglral Items, &e., a,e prepared with great care
Prlnoe Georgw of Wales commanded a n 'fu """""l T4
,i 5v) .1,. w.. T.w.r.1, 1 of Hosteller's Almanac tor 1 wo will probably be
L 1 1 .7. 7k.
atATCM uiaucuritr. 11 ucu a. im .
.jsnnam wMMOiMpown, ne personally
Hianxcu wiu wim uuu rrna a,7
Member of tierw, and ErrtonVia H
An Autumn Iityl.
Yesteronjn, as tho twilight shadows
were gathering, I sat a-near tho window
with my head upon my hand, thinking
those thoughts that over and anon wan
der through great minds. I was full of
sorrow for tho falling lcnvc3, and sod
was I because, though many were the
flirtations of summer, thcro was not one
girl whom I could call my own. On a
sudden my thoughts were distracted by a
fly upon tho pano, tho last fly of summer
left buzzing alono.
I determined to possess tho rare bird,
and, making ,a vise of my first finger
and thumb, I began a gentle slego upon
hlra. Slowly, slowly 1 proceeded, but
somehow, whenever I pounced upon him,
ho was somowlicro else. I drow back,
and felt my blood boil at being thwarted
by such a Ilttlo thing. Just an ordinary
specimen of tho musca domcstico. Oh,
for the clianco to throw his name at him I
sighed, and with teeth set I renewed
my attempt at imprisoning tho monster.
I now used both hands, but, try as 1
would, tho insect was beyond my clutch.
Up and down, to tho right and to the
left, movement sudden or long studied,
he escaped mo.
How frail is nil human strength and
power! To bo thus balHed by a flyl Tc
gain the object of my desiro I was pre
pared to do anything. I may say here
that I am ft trifle near sighted. It woe
growing dark, and looking closer, I de-
cided that 1 was a blank blank fool. The
fly was on tho other stdo of tho pane.
Munsey's weekly.
Awalccned Painful tleflectlons.
Small Bpy (looking at displayed adver
tlscment) Papa, what are all these
things?
Papa (lato candldato for office) Pic
tures of household implements, my son.
"What is this oner.'
"That is a potato masher."
"What Is this one, papa?"
"That is a griddle."
"And what is this other ono, papa?"
"It is a tureen, Willie."
"What is a tureen, papa?"
(Brokenly) "A tureen, my son, is is
a is a dish for holding for holding-
run out and play, Willie!" Chicago
Tribune.
A Performauc. by Special Request,
"Oh, see that Hon.
would roar."
How I do wish he
He roars II Munsey's Weekly,
The Chronlo Kicker.
Dost 'ova a man who always kicks, no matter
what you do.
Who kicks with most prodigious ease the whole
lone season through.
Who kicks If anything coca wrong, and kicks If
all coes right,
Who kicks because he likes to kick, and kicks
with all his might f
We know some awful kickers on this wicked
mundane sphere.
Who came on earth by accident and kick because
they're here;
They make themselves uncomfortable and othei
peoplo slclc.
They drive their friends to suicide and still the)
Miwajrs kick.
We know a man who kicks and ldaks the blessed
livelong day.
And If there's naught to kick about he's kicking
anyway:
At times when things are going right and othei
men would smile.
He kicks on general principles, and klcketh all
the while.
Chicago Tribune.
What the Editor Said.
He was tall, thin and hungry looking
and when ho told the editor he was r
poet, the editor didn't say a disputaton
word. But he didn't get his poetry li
the paper just the same, and the mar
with the blue pencil and the preoccupied
air made several remarks.
"Poets are born, sir I" he said haughtily
as he rolled up his manuscript.
"And I'm doggoned sorry for it," said
the editor, Merchant Traveler.
Counterbalanced.
"Blinkins is a nice fellow."
"Yes; but he sIiowb such a marked dis
position to exaggerate."
"To bo sure; but that is counterbal
anced by one thing."
"What is that?"
"The general indisposition to believe
him. Merchant Traveler.
A Stroke of lluilnean.
Parrott I can't see why Miss Cashly
married young Algy Baboony. Hebasn 1
a spark of business ability.
Wiggins No business ability I - Why,
old boy, didn't he catch her? Munsey's
Weekly.
Tier Father TTaa a J uric.
He What makes you so quiet?
My
other girls have all been full of fun.
She (with dignity) I would have you
understand, sir, that this is a civil court I
Lowell Citizen.
Mrs. Kate Chase has almost dropped
out of notice during the last few years.
She is still as brilliant in conversation,
as charming in manners and exquisitely
cultivated as in the old days when she
was tho proud daughter of the chief
justice of the United States, the unri
valed queen of Washington society,
whose good word was tho passport tc
sooial rfcognltion.
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IISCOVEXY AND TRAININI METH
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