Advertising Rates. For '.. ;.U NjMcOB. immk The Carbon Advocate, Kn txbirr.Ko.MT Tamils NrwsrAraw Tub llshed every Hoiurdn) in I.ehlanion, Carrion County, roiuisluinl., by ! Harry V. Morthiraor Jr. - -HANK STREET. $1 00 Por Year in Advanoo ! Rest advertising medium In the county. Every ileicrtptlou'ot plain and Fancy JOB PRINTING 1 very low prices. tVp d.i not hesitate to m that wo are belter equpped than an other " printing establishment In this section to do first-class job-work, In nil Its branches, at low prices. --I K) I (Hi 00 . .! I" 0(1 - . 00 a Year in Advance. INDEPENDENT " Live and Let Live." $1.26 when not p: ;1 in Advance. .IC W it4 rliu "oil for XV XI., Lthighton, Carbon County, Penna., JJocemner 22. 1888. Single Copies 5 Cents. i a. :a r. Jr.. P'loHiaer. mm a mt Horace Hoydt, . AT 10 It N E Y AT h AW, N'OTAIlY rUBr.lt.', 'Krn K:--Tlio Boom recently occupied by W.M, Kapshcr. .ANli STRRUr, LEHIGHTON. PA May bo consulted In English and German. July l-ly - 1 W. M Rapsher, ATTORNEY and COUNSELLOR AT LAW, AND DISTINCT A'iTOENEV, First Ooor above llin Mansion House, MAUOIl CIIITNIC. - TEVK A. eal Itntiita nnd Collection Agency. Will Puy ami Sell Heal Estate. Cniiveyiinelntr neatly done. ol lections promptly mane, nciiiing r.iaii-sii tleeadeuts a specialty English and German. May bo consulted I" nnv. J'z-i O. V. Kleintop, Instructor in Music, Bobbins' American Classical Methods n Secla1 V, Terms moderate, nivn-if W. G. M. Seiplo, FlIYSICIAN AND SURGEON. SOUTH STREET, - LEHIGHTON. May hn Consulted In English and German. Special attention Riven to Uynccology. OrMCK Noons; From 12 M. to 2 r. M.,and trom 6 to 9 P. M, mar. st-yl . S. Rabonold, D. xscii OCPton : Over J, W. Baudinbush Liquor Store, BA.N'IC STREET, LKHIGHT0N. uientlsttylninll Its branches, Teeth Extracted rtltllOUtl'ii 'am. Oas administered when requested. Office Days-WEDNKSDAY or each week. P.O.addiess. AI.LENTOWN. jana-yi ' laftlgh roimtv. Pa. F. I. 'SMITH, D. D. SM OUlce opposite the Opera House. Bank Street, Leh ,'tfon, l?n. DEXTISTltY IN ALL ITS BRANCHES. Filling and making artificial dentures a suodal. ty. Local anesthetics usedv - Uas administered and Teeth Fxtrncted WITH OUT PAIN. OFFICE HOURSt From 8 . m., to 12 m from rp: ni.ttoVpriiV., trom 7 p. in., to 8 p. in. Consultations In English or Herman Oct 15-87 y Horso Doctor, (Honorary Graduate 01 Ontario Vet. College.) 0I;e: Carton House. Baut St.. LcliiaUtou CASTRATION, DENTISTRY, Diseases of Horse and Cattle SUCCESSEULLY TREATED. Special and Particular Attention paid to LAMENES :-: SPAVINS, Splints, Ringbone, And all diseases prevalent anions Domesticated Animal' His Horse and Catlio i wdl lOld b him- telf and stores generally, Case. nsultallon Free Charges Moderate. Oft. 1 telegraph and telephone promptly at- io. ded to Operations Skillfully Pei formed la DR. G.T. FOX 172 Main Street, Hath, Pa. AT BASTON, SWAN HOTSt., 'IL K ID.Wf . AT ALI.KNTOWN, AMLUICAN 1(01 F.I., Til I'l-DAI AT BANOOB, DroADWAV llOL'SR, MONDAYS. AT DATII, WKDNKSDAYa AND SATURDAYS. Office Hours From 9 a. ru. to i p. m. Practice limited to diseases of tho Eye;Ear, Nose 8t Throat fa'-Also, Refraction of tho Ees for tho adjust ment of glasses. PRANK P. DIEHL, NORTH STREET, jff Practical Ulacksmlthifc IJorseshoer iaV", Is prepared to do all work In his Hue Ajl;y In the best manner and at tho lowest prices, 1'lease c ill. uovaMKi-ly. PACKERTON HOTEL, Midway between M.iuch Chunk & Lehlghtou, LEOPOLD MEYER, PROP'R, PACKERTON, - - TtsxA. this well-known Hotel Is admirably relllted, and hu the best accommodations for permanent and transient boarders, lixcellent Tables and tlic rery best Liquors. Stables attached. sepltt-yl MANSION HOUSE Opposite L. i S. Depot, BANK STREET, I.EHIOUTON, a II. IIO.M, PR0PRICT01L Ihls house oflers first-class accommodations for transient and permanent hoarders. It has been newly refitted In nil Its departments, and is locat od lu one of the most picturesque portions of the noroiiju. Terms moderate, fif The BAR Is supplied with "ii choicest Wlucs, Liquors und liars. rresu LrfiKeruu lap, upr u-yi Contractor and BiilflBr. (Next door to Uvnbeii Fonstormachor'sl LEHIGH STREET, LEIUOHTON. flans and speclucattons, and probable cost of ldlldlugs,turulheil upon upphcHtton All work gutrii4t'fd. Rfiuilrlng proni4'y attendeil tn and mlfertal furnished when di-ilreip T. J. BRETNEY teaiiectfullv announces to the Merchants of Le. ilgliton and others that lie Is now prepared to' d all kinds of ' Haumng op Fueight, Expnnss Matter and Baggage On reasonable Corner Store or near the Cemetery, D. tfci&spurt mm Directory. jrjiltAXKI.IX HOCSi:, - EAST WEISSPORT, FENN'A. I'lils hciusu oilers flr&t-ctass accommodations to 'lie immanent boarder and irunslent guct. Panic pilecs, only One Dollar por-day. Jg7-ij .Iohn IIhiiiuii. Prnprlct..r. Oscar Christina li, WKIMiTOHT, PA. FAeery and Exchaiuje Stublcs. Easy riding carriage., and sate driving liotses. nu.i .,,i,.,i,,t,,,ii is, audita nml travellers Mall and lejejmiph orders promptly ntlended to. Olv me n trial. inartl-ly Tho - Weissport - Bakery, C. W. LAURY. I-ROPRIHTeit. Delivers Fresh Rread and Cakes in 'Weissiort, lA'lllElltOll mill SICllllliesevurj tiay. In the -ton' I have a Film Line Ol Conrectlnnery for the Holiday Trade. Sunday schools mid fes I Ivals supplied ut lowest prices. deo-cm. THE Welsspart, Oarbcn County, Penna., Honry hristman, Proprietor. The public Is respectfully liiformco that this well-know house has been refitted and Improved ton llr-t rate, amiable to furnish the very best accommodations of all kinds A FINE POOL ROOM. In connection with the hotel Is a FINE POOL ROOM liandsomely lilted up. Apr23 87ly Over Canal Brite E. Weisprt. I I1UAI UN ERTAKER AND DEALER IN FUHNtTUllE, PARLOR SUITES, . BED ROOM SUITES, Stci, &c. Prices tho -very lowest. Quality of toods tho best. Satisfaction guarantee!! in every particular. Caskbts, Coffins and Shrouds AVc have a lull linn which we will furnish al the lowest possible prices. Flour, Peed, &c, . n( the choicest quall'y at very roas'mable prices. Call and be convinced. JOSEPH F. REX, Aprl4-ty EAST WEISSrORT. I have just opened a Coal Yanl In connection with my hotel In WEISSPORT where can constantly be found all sizes of the BEST; OF COAL! al pi Ices Fully as 1iwas tho Lonest. Give me a trial and be Convinced. HENRY 'CHRISTMAN, Fort Allen Housk, IVeissport. Fairbanks Standard Scales in Connection. Ausiist 25, 4in Ms Cr.am of all Books of Adventure CONDENSHP INTO O.SE VOLUME. PIONEEE I DARING AND HEROES I DEEDS. The UirlllliiK adventures of nil tho hero ex iioi..i ii ml finntii'r il"luers with Indians. out laws and wild beasts, o-er our whole country, and exploits of DeSoto, L!.Salle.bUindlsh,Boone, Kenton. Brady, Crockett. Iloule. Houston, Car son, (.'usler. Calirornla Joe, Wild Hill, Buffalo mil, ueneims silica itnu v,..ui, chiefs, mid scores ol oineis. apienuiiiiy iiius iraieawuu u hub i-mkihyimu. w"'" l .....I anilhinn tn coll. Til,.1 iajw piiiiu, umu iij,.t...b " y-"", .la nltnil ..H in.lll. filinrt fit fllllll ,UI l.n, llirill, ..ll.f.lu .H.. . i M 1 .A' 1 l'l If I'll.. HOT 1. n I 1 llllHlieiDIMU.' feblH-om 3 A rpT? TTrr J. Jim JJULT JbKJ FRANEIB H. HOUGH. Solicitor of American & Forei&ii Patents I23 F St.. near V. S. Patent Office, WASIIINfiTOX, D. C ah hntnk hefnm Ilnlled States Patent ODlce altemled to tor uioucraie lees, t-uieuis prwurm in thM iiniiiii simps and an oreicu uouniries, Marha and I.abtlt registered. RCleCteit .ippllcauons revived anuprusecuu-u. iiuuriu.t lullv furnished without charge. Send Sketch oi Model for.l' UEK uplCIOll as in raieiiinuiuiY. Copies of patents furnlshedj or 20c. eaen. XST Correspondence solicited. OJIO Lehighton Busint3SS Directory AL. SCHWARTZ. Bank St., the oldest furni; turn house 111 town, nvery nescn uiui furniture always on hand. Prices very low. TTS A. I'ETF.lts. Saloon and Hestaurant. Bank VV . Street. Fresh Lngor always on tap. Oys- n season. Drop In and see us. novu-ly Auvocvtk Ofku-k, Is headqiurters for iliavliigauu uaircuuiiiR. t'lgars tooacco som GO TO FRS. RODKRER, under the Exchange Hotel, Bank street, for a smooth shave or a lasmouaoie nair cm. tzr v.iuseu mi nuuuisy s. Boeder's Hair tonic, cures Dandruff. A RELIABLE JEWELER: 1). H. BOCK, au28 6S OPP. CUBLIC SCJUARE. E CARBON' ADVOCATE OFFICE, Bank street, plain anu laucyjon priniuigu ipeci Advocate one dollar per year In advance T W. RAUHENBUSH.Bankstreet, wholesale J . dealer in cnoice nranas oi wnismes, cm, brandies, wines, &c. tiT Patronage solicited, Our Churches. METIIODIS r EPISCOPAL. South Bank street, Sunday services at 10 a. m., and 7.30 p. m.. Sunday School 2 p. ui. wm. -MAJOH, Pastor ftlRINITY LUTHERAN, Iron street, Sunday X services, lua. in., luernmni.T.uop.ni., it.ni. llsh).bundayscliool2p.in. J. II. KuDEit.Pastor. TJ EFORMED, Lehigh street, Bttnday services Xb a. o a, in., luei iiuiu;, ijm p. in., (.r.ngiisii;, aunuay scnooi - p. in. riVAXOELICAI.. South street, Sunday servlceii U ai ion. m., (uennan;, T.aun. m., (Kngllsb) Sunday school 2 p. in. A, s. Kliii e, Pastor CATHOLIC, coruer Northampton and Coal streets, icrvlces even' Sunday uioinlng and evening. Rev. Hammacke Pastor. SOMETHING NEW Under tiik Suit. which King Solo 1 " hum neer neara ' of acLATiiEa L.TNRthatreiiulres NnniTiiRa 1-IN8. Every housekeeper, laundress and store keeper wants It. Sample sent by mall, 6 feet for iz ireuorcocts. rmT0LAh ABEMX. Auureis, foit- ciunug AKent. Fort Allen House Kwi SWITOHBAOiC OLEANZINE Itonioves I'alnt and Urease from Woolens, Silks, Satins, Caslimcres.I.aces.Crape.s. Ac. lly tlio use of GLEANZINK ClotliliiR of any Material, Car pets, Lap Ilobcs, Cnr rjaco Ctislilons, Trltn tnlngi, &c, can boqulckly cleaned of dirt, Rrcaso or paint without In Jury. It Is without an equal for raraovltig dandruff, freckles, sunburn, tan, &c. 25 Cents a Uoltle. Trade Supplied by the Proprietor Dr. T. Ei Davis, Summit Hill. For Sale by T. D. THOMAS, lthighton. witch-Bad ConA Cure Is the most certain and speedy remedy In tho world CoURhs. Colds. Croup, Hoarsenos. Whooj)- go to SWEENY'S "Corner Store" TFO Rifl Bottled Gherkins. Sweet Pick les, Chow-Chow, Onions, 'Table Saxice, Horse-radish, Cauliflow er, Catsup, Mixed Pickles, Cel ery Sauce, and all kinds ofchoice Jellies and table necessaries. In Dry Goods, Groceries, Queensware, &c, IPe lead, both In low price and quality of goods. Our largo stock Is displayed to ad vantage, an Item which purchasers will certainly greatly appreciate. , REMEMBER THE orner Store, LEHIGHTON, PA. Money made easy manutactur. lug Rubber Stamps.Hend for price list of outfits, to J. F. W. Dormaa, No.217 EastOerman St., Baltl-more.Md..U.S.A-lc22f.m M. A. BELTS, USTIOEOP THE PEACE, AGENT FOR FIRST-CLASS Fire, Life & Live Stoct Insurance Special attention of Farmers and others Is tailed to the liberal terms offered by the BERKS COUNTY MUTUAL LIVE STOCK INSUR ANCE COMPANY, for which I am the peent for this County and neighborhood. Real Estate Agency, Real Estate Bought & Sold. Collections Promptly Made. Bank Street, Lehighton, Penna aec2l,87-tf AL. CAMPBELL, Jeweler and McMer, Bank Street, Lehighton, Penna Respectfully invites the attention of his friends andthe citizens generally to his Immense new stock of Watches, Clocks, Silverware, Jewely, at Prices that defy competition. It will ray you to call aud Inspect my stock before purchasing cisewurii-. REPAIRING Promptly done at lowest chargo, and all work guaranteed. m foreei me race. SIGN OP THE BIO WATOH, Bank St., Lehighton. eDecmber lT,o87Iy For Newest Designs and Most FashloDsble Styles of DRESS GOODS. DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, PROVISIONS. SILVERWARE, &c &c. CO TO R. H. SNYDER, Bank Street, Lehighton. Goods EUtranteed and prices ai low si !e where for the umi quality or goods. July 18, 1885-ly WANTED AGENTS TO SOLICIT ORDERS For our Choice and Hardy Nursery Stock Steady work forenerretlcmen, Salary and ex penses, or commission It preferred, satisfaction guaranteed to customers and agents, W rite Im mediately for terms. Stale age. Address a. o. cnASE&co., luo South Penn Squara, rhladetpbla Penna. nug. ii 6w. Subscribe for tfc. Advocate. Cr. C. I Cent ral Jh' Store, HIT. THE PUBLIC SQUARE Hnnk Hirret, l.rlu'jrliton, Tn., IS HKADOUAlirnitS FOR Pine Drills and Medicines, Fine Soaps, Brushes, &c., .yc, (.lioiro Wines and Lfquors, Largest Assortment of Library Lamps ! Wall Paper niul Decorations! Spectacles ! When you buy a pair or Shoes vou mint a good Dt. But If you need SPECTACLES II Is much more Important that tho EYE should be accommodated with correct lenses and npioir W Dttlng frame which will bring tho lenses di rectly before the centre of the eye. If vnubuy your spectacles at Dr. Horn's you will llnd Iho abav points property attended to. PEMraS Carcfolly fonipoiiiiM QrtlMlN E. F. LuciCBNBAcn; PLAIN AND .DECORATIVE PAPER HANO INO, HOUSE AND SIGN FA1NTINO AND GRAlNINCi. Competent workmen sent to nny part of the county. MKAlXiUAUTKltS VOU Wall Paiers, Borders Oecorata, Large assortment, and.the latest st)le. Stationery, Fancy Goods WINDOW s ADES. All grades. Shado making and promptly attended to. putting up Paints, Oil, Varnish,, Putty, Brushes & general Painters' Supplies. No.-61 Broadway Manch Glmiik-, Pa. Ilelnw the Broadway rionse, Machine The undeislened announces citizens of Lehighton aud tho surrounding country that he has opened a shop for the Repaiiof Machinery ! Such as Acricultural Implements. Shanicn- Ing' Lawn Mowers, Grinding Planer Knives, Paper Cutter Knives, Scissors, &e.; Steam Fit ting and Pump Work, and manufacturing Oialn rans, i'arm noiiers, jiooi luuers. olv. All work guaranteed at the lowest prices. W. G. MITCHELL n Rear of Gahel's Store. Hardware LEHIG-HTON, Penna. AprllJ28. ty High Pressure Lhlng characterizes thcao modem days. The result Is n fenrful increase of I Ira In and Heart Diseases Uciinrul De bility, Insomnia, Pnra'ysls, and In sanity. Chloral nrd Morphia augment the evil. The medicine, best adupled to do permanmit Rood Is Ayur's S.ir saparllln. It purities, enriches, and vitalizes the blood, mid thus strengthens every function and faculty of the body. " I have used Aynr'i HniHaparllla, In my family, for yeais. I have louini It Iiivaluablo as A Cure for Nervous Debility caused by an In actlvo liver and a low state of tho Mood." Henry Bacon, Xenla, Ohio. 'For some time I have been troub'ed with heart disease. I nover fouud any thing to help ino until I began using Ayer's Saraaparllla. I hnve only n?ed this medicine fllx months, but it has re lieved mo from my trouble, and enabled mo to resume work." J. I'. Carram tt, Perry, III. "1 have been a practicing physician for over half a century, ai.d during that time I havo nover found so powerful and reliable an nlterntivn and blond purifier as Ayur'H Saroaparllla," Dr. M. Maxstnrt, Loulai lib', Ky. Ayer's Sarsaparilla, KErARKD nv Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Matt. Prlct SI ; li bottk,, ti. Worth 5 a bottl. Weissport Planing MANUFACTURES OF Window and Door Frames, mi Shop. to tho Doors, Shutters, Blinds, Sashes, Mouldings,. Brackets, AND DEALER IS All KiPis of Dressei Mer, Shingles, Pailings, Hemlock Lumber, &c, &c Very Lowest Prices A roOLISIt LI r TLB FELLOW. Nvhatl Fnuttiui nt the wiudu, With abig oh i.i nur throat. i;ccau$c A till ife' And big itci nfetiid: o.:i b.is Rccausc Arthur owns a musket, inld s ills a boat, boujlii a blcycto. '; 'And Jed u RiiRhj.Ji.di, rtlVliIie you, the fi lend nnd V'''H!imi'I anything nt al plavmatr, nythlugnt all!" upiose for Just a moment. You should suddenly grow ulie. And look upon yourself, dear, v With oilier people's eyes, And see jourself ns I sec, ' . t (Irowlug healthy, stroug and tall Do you'lhlnk you'd say t "That hoy I here Hasn't anything at all!" I Hi you lliluk you'd count for nothing Pupa slttrlig smiling there? Aud the brothers, nnd the baby, And dear little Ooldcuhair? And mamma, who's cvvr lend) ! At her darling's beck and ciillv Can he say, who owns nil these tieusmes, " Haven't any thing at ally" And the sled for wlutor mornlngs? i And the games for winter nights? And the sunny summer benches Full or ever now delights? And the pile ot books and plaything On the nursery floor and wall? Aren't you ashamed to SBy, sir, "Haven't any thing at all!" Ah! my foolish little daillngl Wiser folk than girls and boys Shut their eyes to their own mercies And see only others joys. ' But If heartsnvould heed their blessings, . ? Counting gladly great and small, fThon bow few would dare to giunible : " Haven't any thing at all 1" Y&mih. or Littlr Things. Tho value of II I tie things Is often overlooked. It Is by little and llllle that good habits are formed, which bcome a bulwark of strength In after llfo; or bad habits, which make on a prey to slnhil pleasures and lustful appetites. Ability to do good, to havo an Influence for righteousness, Is obtained by the exercise for days and years ol the ability nlicady possessed. By little and little the Israelites wci e to gain possession of Canaan . The order ol nature Is development, growth by Inappreciable Increase. So It Is In grace; we are to grow in ltj and growth means the addition or Utiles. The christian has need to be cncourai;od who Is adding to his faith, even though It may but Utile nt a time. Hi Ci'Jiiosirv HATisrtnn.-Small man, on railway train, writing to his wire" It would aV font vou somo amusement, my dear. If you could see tho fredklc-faced, long, lean, gamble-sliank-etl, knock-kneed, sneaklnir, impertinent, lll-brod, half-b.ikcd specimen of a back-woods gawky that is looking over my shoulder ns I write this" I-nrge man on seat behind, fiercely You He, jou little scoun Small man, turning round -Beg pardon, sir: are you speaking to me? large nmn, confusedly Y not No! I didn't say mi thing. I wasn't speaking. I 1 Small man resumes bis wilting. I.ircc man goes back to rear platform ol the last car on the train, and relieves his mind by swearing vnlublv at the flying landscape. An Exckixent Rkmkdv. They were on tho wav home from the theater. "I am troubled with a slight soro throat, Miss Clara," he said, "and I think It wtuld be w"ho II I Humid button my coat tightly around-my neck and chest." . Jjvould, Indeed, Mr. Sampson," replied the "KfWTtftnVonio concern. " At this season of the year a sure throat Is apt to develop Into some thing serious. Are you doing any thlna for It." "Not so far," he replied. "I hardly know what to do." "I have often heard papa say," Hiyly sugges ted the girl, " that raw oysters have a remark ably soolhlug and beneficial effect upon such a trouble. No Vkrmin Thkrk. Lady are yoo sure that tho house contains no vermin. House- Owner, indignantly aud very emphati cally Vermin In a house ot inlnel Not much! Lady Well, I'm glad or that. II Uicro is any thing that I do detest It Is a house overrun with roaches and House Owner Oh, I won't say there ain't a few roaches. Most any house is liable to have a few roaches. Lady And rats and mice nre there auy ol them? House Owner Well, there might boa mouse here and there, and a couple ot rats or so, may be, but there ain't none to hurl. Lady How about bed-bugs? llouso Owner Bod-bugs? Well, now, ol course, bed-bugs lsdlSercnt. Jevversee a bouse that had been lived In at all that dtdnt have a few? (Warmly.) Why, tho house I live In my self Is chock full ot 'cm. What I do say, tho', Is that there ain't no vermin in no house ot mine ; no, Mi, nofn.me, When do vou reckon you will movu in. Lady I'm alrald that jour house will not suit me. Good day. House Owner, sollloqulzlngly Now I wonder what that woman can Dud fault with In this c er house? Alter almost saying she'd take It, and my proving that there' nothing wrong, with It she don't want It. That's just like a wnman. They ain't got no sense, nohow. -For a scald or burn apply Immediately pul verlzcd charcoal and oil. Ijiinp oil will do, hut linseed Is better. A cloth saturated In kerosene and dipped Into whiting, for cleaning tinware, Is mjieh bet ter than anything else used. The Scientific American says that hot water applied every hour or two to tho hands or other parts affected by poison Ivy, whenever Itching returns, will effect a euro In two or three days time. Boll one ounce of flaxseed in a pint uf water: strain It and put In an ounce of rock candy, some honey and the Juice ot three lemons; boll again, Result a nice old-taihloncd cough medicine. Drink as hut as you can bear it. Oyster Macaronl.-Boll macaroni In a cloth to keep It straight; put a layer In a baking dlth, season with salt, pepper and butter; then put in a layer ot oysters, and soon until the dlth it t lull Mix grated bread with a beaten egg.' Spread over the top and bake. rTjAcrasm I EM?SfAlhl OTmHM Rheumatism, Lumbago, Backache, Head ache, Toothache, Heuralgla, Bore Throat, SweliTfif s, Frost bites, Sprains, Sciatica, Bruises, Burns, Icaleis, (aav'tla- ul rtrouatUr wtlhoat Batata at rala. For StlllltRIR StUkMBR, tks MaitasT xxxT XTowv ra an umi uiuat. M kv BrH 4 DnJan JkMrtvAiN. Tha Chart Ju Tf t4ar Va., alta Qprva Llvtr Complaint, Bilious Afleo- lions, Lioss ot Appetite, Sick IleadAChe.Slck Stomach, Old-dlnaa,Costlte-neos,DTspcfuv ' ITIrlnftW mnVda ' BHHi and alt dtllcaU Female Cora ! plaints. Sold ercrj-where. Prto 25 cents. DREXELWOiQGHE Fragrant ! m& Lasting 1 The Leading Perfuma for the TolIetcRi Handkerchief, Sold by (ill dealaro. Prio 35 cte. Salvation Oil tILW Mm enli 35 et$ Sold by allirtglttt. Will rviere RhoumatitmfHeurmlgia, SwelIwg,Bsuiso$,Lumbago,Sprain; Healacha, Toothache, Sons, Burnt, Wounds, Cuts, Scalds, Bckach, Frostbites, Chapped Hands and Faot, Gout, or en bodily pain or ailmont, AitrutlAmt-S ftaas, r icttaceoAf vflKW tigQtt p,lc, 10 CU. At UI artigtlttt. Lirx. Hw tisly docs the journey of a single day, Us chances and ll hours, exhibit the history of human llfo. We rise np in glor. lous freshness of a spring morning. -The daws of night, those sweet tears of natarc ara banging on each bough in th rafranh- Ing morning. Our hearts are beating with hope, oar frames are buoyant with health, Tfe it n clonal, w fear no storm, aad with our chosen and beloved companion) clattering around us, we comiosncn nor Journey. Step by step, the scene bet-emea mare lovely; hour by hour, our hones b coma brighter. A few of our coup nlona have dropped away, but In Ilia multitude remaining and the tTeanty of Hie scenery, their lass it unfelu Suddenly we have en tered a new country. The dews of the morning nra exhaled by tho fervor of tha neon-day sua: tJo friends that started with ns are disappearing. Some remain, but their lokt arc cold and restrained; other have laladown ( rest, but now faces ara railing upon os and new hopes ara lxcou lag us en. AmblUon and fame are before us, but youth and affecllan ar behind. Thj scene It more Klorloua and brilliant, but the bastaty and frethaess of the morn Ins bay faded n forever. Onwaid and onwaid we go; the hoiixon of happlnatf and fame recedes as we advance to It, the thadowt begin to lengthei, and the chill; airs ot evening are usurping the noon-day. Still we preit onward; the geal It not yri wan, tha haven not Jt reached. The orb of hope that had cheered us on, is slaking la the west; our limbs begin to grow faint, our hearts to crow sad; we turn our heads upon the scenes that wa have passed, but the thadowsof the twilight have interpoted their Tile between us; we look around for the familiar face, tht companions of our travels, btt wa gaze In vain to find them; wa have outstripped them all in lite race after pleasure, and the phantom has fled; and caught la a land of itrangers; in a ster ile ani Inhospitable country, the nlghl tine overtakes us; the dark and terrible Ight Mate f death; and weary and heavy Udei, we II down to rest In the bed of the grave, uatpy,. tbrlea happy, It lie who haa laid up treaiure for himself for the dlttant and unknowa to-morrow, KTHlOn IS TUX tl OTHER Oeuava, tha lovely village on Seuaca Lake, furnishes the following specimen of Parliamentary ruling Id the fairest village of TTeatarn New York, tha culled Buttons, In Imitation of their whit bretkern, formed a daballng society for tha purpsie of Improving their lndt by the dlsciuslon of Instructive and eatertalning topics. The deliberation! of th society were presided over by a veaar able darkey, who performed his duties with the utmost dignity peculiar to gontleuicnof color. The aubject for disentilnn on which we writ wa What ara de mudder ob de chicken de hen wat lay d rggs or de hen wat hatch de chicks? The nuettlon wis warmly debated, and many reasons pro and con were urged and combattea by the excited disputants. Those In favor of the latter proposition war evidently In the majority, and the prildtnt made an attempt to conceal that bli tympathlet were with the dnmlaant arty. At length an Intelligent darkey raa from the minority aide, and btgged leava ta ttale a proposition tn this effect "Spose," aatd hr. "datyou se' one dozen duck eggs under a hen, aud dey hatch, hlcb am de mudder de duck orrie hen? This wat a potnr, wat well pnt, and nou planed the olhor side, even staggering the cretideat, who plainly saw the foicc of the argument, and had oomir.il led hlmielf too far So yield without a struggle; o, after cogitating and tcratchlng bit wool a few atomanU, a bright lda itrurk him. Rls log In hit chair with all th iiincloiunss of auperiorlty, he announced : "Dnckt am not before de house; chick n am dt question ;derafore I tulededucka out;" and do it he did, to lh eoaipiate overthrow of his opponent t. Red haired net might to make the belt troepi, caus they always carry their ftr-lock on tbtlr thouldeis. It la the ordinary way of th world to ktep folly at th helm and wit under the hatchet. If phllaatrophy It pioperly deflutd to be a lov of mankind, mott of women hay an unequivocal title t be eoatidered phil anthropist!. What did a blind wood-aawyer take to restore hit tight f He took bit hort and taw. In order to terve a tru friend, w nml (Hit Ura to b one,; Irea iiivtr uompiamt, AXADOR; AXADORi ! IN THE LIF2 07 A IRO'vTHAir.1 Ai1cii.uk Ward slid: A showman uieeli i with simiHt clv. lie ee liuiaan natlir . at she ar, iihsnasked A without n clothes i on, A h must be ttupldoor nor a dead kab hots if h deztent Hock his hrnv with te- vtrai ainut or nnre. The underilgned won't liusi. ttua an American ctttern. I go In for the fast aallln, inug bllt A fnll-inined skenner United States, which runt herself, thaduz, A on whose decks one man Is at good as another. A frequently runore to, Ii he con ducks himself ttrale. To use a Shakes pearian Irate, loin nnllr nnrl tn the minor born, A don't want to put on aiei cltuply ; bncatite It rat with grata luekess In th kow ptrfetsUn (which Ive bin Into going onto twenty 2 yeret. ) My worthy projen naytort was uuable to gU mo a cassycnl eaycathun. all I nose I plckl up, "Ai I sated, as I saled!" to kote float Captlan R. Kldd, the teller brated plrut, llut than Ilcaven my tire & clrees gaye me a good name, and I pint with eelingt of pilde and pleasuren to the fack thai aun of our family was cvei In Congress or on the Hrw York peril fare, r Goveinoore of Ta. The ntooin scenM in my rhaektred raratr U retpectlvely ttibrultted: WIMIH'l BITEfl. I pleat my tent lu a treat! loan In Injia ay on day last seaton. whit I waa standln at tho dore taklu money, a dspyta thun of ladl) cam up and sd they wm Members or Hi Bumkumvlll KctaiU Moral Refoorm A Wlmln'a Rites Assocla tla, and thy xd me If lhy cood o In without pay. 'Not xactly,' tez T, 'but yu can pay without goln In.' 'Dew you know who we air?' sed one ef th wimln a tall A feroahns looking crlbJ ter, with blow kotton umbrella under her arm 'dew vn know who we air, surf 'Mj lmpreshnn is,' tald I, 'front a knr err view, that you might be femalls.' 'ire are, alt. iI4 th feroshut woman 'w btng to a sotlaty which bahevet wl tain ha rite which haleavtt tk it In dowud with a much intellect at man whllch belrevcsshe la traraplldon -abiueil & w hl:cli will retltt httiecllli A forover the lecraochnieut of proud and detniantr. Ing man.' Durln Lei' discount, the extantrlx foniat erabd ma by the kot kollar A was twing ing her umhrller wildly over my bed. 'I hope, atarat,' tez I, ttartln back, 'that your Intenahunt It honorable! line a loa mail, hear in a tirang placa; btelde, It a wife to hum.4 'Ye,' cried the. female, 'Ar tha'a a tlave! Doth she not ilrcum of freedom doth th nevtr thluk of throwln off the yoke of ty ranny A thinking fir speaking A volln fr herself? Doth th Heyer think of that kie thlngt?- 'Nt beln a natrnl born fool.' ted I, by ! thlsjlme a llttlt riled, 'I kin safely tay that aha dothutit.' 'Ob, what whotl' creaueI th fnmale, twli'glng her umbraller In the air, "Oli, whot lathe price that woman pays for her xpeoriausel' 11 'I don't know,' aez I; 'the prir to ny Show ta Id centa pnr indiridnol.' 'A can't our 5otlev go In fref' axed the fmal. Not If I know it.' td L 'Orooll, crooll man!" tha ct iej, A butt hit tears. 'Won't yon let my "darter inf tald an other of tha xsenlrix wimln, taking ma affectionately by th hand. '0, please lit my darter In shea's a saeet gushln child ef nalur.' 'Let har gnih!' roored I, at msd at I cood ttlck at their tarnal noncents; 'let bar gutb! Whereupon they all sprung. hack with the slmttllanlent obttryation that I wat a Bectt, 'My femall friands,' tald I, 'hi yon leere Iv a few remark! t rtmark;way thtat veil. The fomall wouan is 1 ef tho great est lnttltooshuni ef w hitch thit land can bote. Its oiopessibl to get alng wit bout her. Had their been do femall wimln In the world, I should scarcely be hear ta-day with my nnparaUltd how on this hort- plclous occasion. Sh Is toi ia tlcknett good In wellneat good all th time. O, woman, woman V I cried, my feelings now worked up to a hi poetic pitch; 'you air a angel when to bthare yourself ; hut when vou take off your proper apparel, forceful ly tpeaklng, you get Into pantylooni whea you daaert Tour tretides, A with your holds full of wlmln'a rites noshnns g around like roarlu lyons, seeking whom yon may deyonr tumboddy in tliovt.whe yon undtrtake te play th max, you play the iteyll, A air aa amfatlc uootanc. My femall friendi.' I continued, at they was indiguantly dapartlag, 'way wall what A. It'ard has sed.' -Shrewd inquidft ara htlng made aa t whether th enp of torrow hat a saucer. Can any one tall? A man It tht healthiest and happiest when he thlnkt th leatt about either. Why It it Irapetslble for a watch that Indicate Ike smallest division of Unit evar to be aaw? Became it matt always bn a a second-hand one. Pomrxy tald he once warkad for a man who raited his waget to high that ha could only reach them once In four years. A cynical Frenchman once tald tbsr are two parties to !ye affair the patty wholTM, and th party whoe.ntentt ta be to lrt. Oft what teems a trlfl. a mere nthluj ,wr iH-,lt t T. V. Thomai,' Drugstore, by ttielf, ia tome tltuatloni, turns the teal 1 1 of fate, and rnlet th most Important c-1 fho temple of Apollo at Delphoa. the tlont. I most splendid temple dedicated to that There it many a man wlms tongue) avity, was built 1203 B. C, might gorern multitudes, If he ronld only! i Lee,is, England, a streetcar com. goTern bit tongue, . papy i,a, been recently fined Win for iisln; Every man thlnkt Caesar't wife ought 1 a crue) bnarlng-reln bit. to be abov totplclou, but be Is far lest par-) gome new tovs are "Johnuy-get-yonr-tlcnlar at ta what Catar himself ought Bun-aurprise-rarty," "Pickaninny Target' be. j and "Rcvotina" a musical Instrument," A dying irlthman wat asked by hit j a toaitstool will lift 310 pounds of confessor Uh wat ready Ut renounce the I 80n,i wegut wu0 growing, and a common devil and all woiks. "Oh, your honor." ! cabbage head will burt staves at thick a said Pat, "don't ask me that; I am going j ., . , nurkh,rrc,. Into a atrance country and I don't want to Ul0Sl",el,lu Mr' make myself enemies." ! Tho, Temporary Home for Loat am! The promlttory notes f young patU I Stolon Dogs In Londou restored 145 doss which have Apollo' name to back them, often degenerate Into "hlllt payabl" at th butcher t and baker i. A man who it alwaya faigettlng hit best Intentions, may be sal ti be a thor. ougbfar of good resolutions. The barren fig-tree was not carttd canee It bora blltar frnlt. but baeans It bore no fruit, ITonoraad virtu ar aoraaitnt. tbeckUf feiaal A.C.YATES &Oo., SIXTH & CHESTNUT, LKDOKl! lUIILDlN'O. est lothing in hiladelphia for ifouth, Children. i en, A. C. YATES & Co:, SIXTH & CHESTNUT. LKDGKR Ill'ILlHNO. Sept. R, ISM. The reason so many fall after "getting up lu the world" Is because they become , Intoxicated with the admiration bestowed upon them by others. In Lov with Hit Wife. "What can 1 do to regain my husband'-i love"? writes Mrs. Carrie H.f of Toronto. She nridh that Mjvcn year ago she was mar ried under tho moit happy autpices, andj until six mnnths sine, h.ippluewi crowned nor domestic life; then her husband became distant in hi? manner (mvnrtl her, until now he is poeitvely cold. Mrs. It., glvel no de tails, if she is afflicted with disease peculiar to wnmen, if her chcekn have lost (heir bloom, nnd her eyes their sparkle, it way explain the cause of liercomplaint, In thit . event Dr. I'icrcc's Favorite I'rctcriptton will rftVct a magical chance and restore her to health. As a powerful, Invigorating tonic, Dr. I'icrce'a Favorite Proscriptloh'Tm part tdrcugth tn tho whale' system, and ta the womb and its appendages, fn particular. For overworked, "woruniit," "run down," debilitated teachers, milliners, dressmakers, seamstresses, "nhop-gtrin,'' housekeepers, nursing mothers, am! feeble women general ly, i'Favorito Prescriptions" is the greatest earthly boon, being uneqalcd at an appetiz ing i-niilial and restorative tonic. Old customs ratia ( give way to new con ditions or the result Is a revolution when', ".we, the people," who hold th fort runst be rocognUod. Auswtr Thli Qntttloa. No. "2; Why do to many iieopie yt-icti around us sccni to prefer to sillier andt.be.'. mado mltcrnble by Indigestion, C-onstip-' tion, Dizziness, Iioss of Appetite, Coming Up of the Food, Yellow Skin, when for 7fi cents wo will sell them bliiloh'n System Vitalizer, guaranteed to euro them. Sold bv T. D. Thomas, Lehighton, V. Riery.Welti. port' It Is easier to borrow wood all split up for use, the same aa it Is easier to fill the' brain full of others' thoughts, rather tha'a think for oneself, Shlloh't Catarrh Btmtdy. Shiloli's Catarrh Remedy, a iuarvelou-i cure for catarrh, lliphtheria canker mouth, and licad-ache. With each bottle there li nn ingenious nasal injector for the' more sticcetiful treatment of thoho complaint without extra charge. Price 50 c. Sold hr T. D. Thomas Lehighton, W. Iliery, Weiss porl. Ijflo Inst as a mail finds out what other,, KtlcreWio will learn how much ho Jim neg lected himself. Buplure cure guaranteed bv Dr. J. B. Muyrt sat Arch Street, rhiln. Easo at once, no opera lion or business delay. Thnutands cured. Send for circulars. S-iy - The fellows who did not get elected haye a very poor opinion of the peopleV judgment. We hae a speedy and iKisltivo cure fur catarrh, diphtheria, canker mouth,,, and hcad-achc, Shiloli's catarrh remedy.' A Nasal injector frco with each bottle. TJw it if you desire health nnd wrot breath. Price 50 ceiitn. Sold by T. 1. Thnran, Lehighton, W. Bicry W eissport. Envy Is only oiip form of disposition to steal, Yea can train a. child to do anything hut act naturally, To be popular act like others1'; to Im honest act joureelf. Eltctne Bitters. , . This remedy Is becoming so welt known nnd so popular hn tn need no special mention. All who havo used Electric Bitters ting the eauie song of prai'.e. 'X pnrr metliclne docs not exist und it is guaranteed to, do all that in claimed. Electric Hitters will cur all disease of th Liver and kidneys, Pim ples, Boilh, Salt Rheum and other affect Ion caused by impure blond. Will driye Ma larial fevers. For cure of Headache, Con- alipatioii and Indjgttpn try KIcctric Bit- ...,.., .r.i.i xri i in. to their owners acd, found bomet for 100 'fills was only one month' wnifc ' r . . , . ., ,, ... i 0 0,her mtr 16 w reliable, III r.j I of tuddvn colds, or cought, or for any .anil 1 all deranegements of the throat and Iung, .s AVer's iherrv Pectoral. Thia wonderfnt medicine aflimls great relief In consnniptiot. yen in the stages of that dlteaa. lien, rauonago
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