Advertising ta'.e'i T'ae fullu.tiug i.'i. ... .ti nlvi" 14 been adopt-! i. ii' f'utHi" it'll,VTH. barter Notices -Auditor's Notices -Commissioner's Notices DIvorco Notices Administrator's Notices Executor's Nollco W 00 4 DO a 00 a 00 Other legal hdvurttslng will ychargeul for by llio square. H. V. KortHmor, Jr., Publisher. Professional & BosutfCiiris. Horace Hoydt, ATTOllNEY AT LAW, NOTAItY I'OniilC, "FPiCBt- Tlio Hoom recently occupied by W. M. Itapsher. rtANIC STREET, - - LEUIOHTON. IA. May be consulted In English and German. . Jiily4-ly i W. M. Rapsher, , ;. ATTOllNEY and COUNSELLOtt AT LAW, AND DtSTlttOT A'iTOItNUY, First door above tho Mansion IIouse;- , MAUCII CHUNK, .... PENN'Ai Ileal TJsfcite and Collection Agency. Will liny uuu ocu item j-.auiw. v.uincynuciiiK ne;iuy none. rollections iirnmptly made. Settling Estates ot Occidents a specialty. May, be consulted' In nugnsu uiiu uenniui. O. V. Klointop, Instructor in Music, Itdiblns' American Classical Met hods .1 .ppel.il. ly. Terms moderate. mtgu-tf. W. G. M. Seiple, . i t'HYSICIAN AND SlTllQEON. iOtTTH STREET, - - - LEIItHUTON. May be consulted In English and lermnn. ripecial attehtlon given to Gynecology. Ofmck llouns; From 12 M. to 2 P. M and trom 6 to 9 1'. M, mar. ai-yl A. S. Raberiold, D. D. S AVca OrricK Over J. W. naudeubush' Liquor-Rtore, DANK STREET. LEIIIGUTON. Kentlstryln all Its brandies. Teelli Extracted without fain, tlas administered when requested. Oulce Days WEDNESDAY ot eacli week. I. O. address, AI.LENTOWN, . Jan 3-yl Lclitgh countv, l'n. F. I. SMITH, D. D. S., Ofilce opposite the Opera House. rife Bunk Street, Lch jtton, DRNTIHTKY IN ALT, ITS IIKANTHKS. Killing and maklng'nrtlflclal dentures a special- iy. Local anesthetics used, lias administered and Teeth Fxtracted WITH OUT l'AIN. OFFICE HOURS ! From 8 . in., to 12 111., from 1 p. in., to 5 p. 111., from 7 p. ni to 8 p. 111. Consultations In English or Herman Oct 15-87 ly DR. G. T. FOX 112 Main Street, Hath, Pa. AT RASTON, SWAN HOTK1., TUKSUAVH. ATAM.KOTOWJC, AMEMCAN JtOTKi,Tlll!ltSIUV AT IU-OOn, flnOAIWAY HOl'SK, MllNIlAYH. At Rath, Wkiiniwdavh anii Satuiihays.' Otllce Honrs From a. in. to 4 p. 111. I'rnctlcv limited to diseases of the Eye, Ear, Nose &. Throat CSP-Also, Refraction of the Kyeiffnr the adjust ment of glasses. Horse Doctor, (Honorary (Iraduate of Ontario Yet. College.) Office: CaruOUJraM St, Million CASTRATION, DENTISTRY, AND Diseases of Horse and Cattle, HUCCESSEULLY TllKATKD. Bpectal and rartlcular Attention paid to LAMENESS :: SPAVINS, Splints, Ringbone, And all diseases priuralent among Donu-stleatcd Animals. Horso and Cattle Powders Prepared Suit able for each Case, nsnltallon Free Charges Moderate. la.. j telegraph and telephone promptly at tt-i (led to Operations Skillfully Performed .la ct ANK P. DIEHL, NOUTH STRE1CT, j& Practical Ulacksmlth& Ilorscslioor Of; Is prepared to do all'work In Ids lino .IfoMvIn the best manner and at the lowest prices, flense call. nora-se-iy. PACKERTQN HOTEL, Midway between Maurh Chunk & Ihlgliton, LEOPOLD MEYF.lt, PltOVU, PACKEKTON, - - Pknsa. 'flits well-known Hotel Is admirably refitted, and has the best acconumuhittons for nermatient and transient boarders. Excellent Tables mid the very best Liquors. Stables attached. seplo-yl MANSION HOUSE Opposite L. & H. Depot, BANK STREET, - LEHIGHTON, C. II, I10M, PItOPRIETOIt. VIils house offers first-class necoinmoilatinm for transient and permanent boarders. It lias been nrwlv retutedln alltt.sdeiiartments.nnd Is locat ed In one ot the most picturesque portions ot the borough. Terms moderate. tiT" 'Put II A It Is lupplled wun 'jib cuoicesi wines, Liquors nnu tlfears. Fresh unKer on Tan. nprn-yl T. J. BRETMEY aesKotfully announces to the Merchants of Le Hjjliton and otliers that ho Is now prepared to tin all kinds ot Hauling or Freight, Express Matter and Baggage vet y reasonable prices, fly pr omndonrlraep aall orders he hopes to merit a sharenf publ Ic nonage, iiesiaenee- corner or vine npa iron ruat. Lehtrrhton. Ordrtri led at Sweeny ft Son's Born, r Store it recc ile prompt attention- nr. 12. 81 T. J. 11UKTNEY. Contractor and Baisr. (Next door to Reuben fenstcrmaclier'sl I.F.UIOH STltl'.ET, LEHIOHTON. Plans aud seelflcatUins, and probable cost ot buildings, furnished upon application. All work vtaranteed. lteiaitrlnt liroinutly attended to and material furnldied dulred.wben 2-11 HUB? l'n. $1,00 a Year in Advance. - INDEPENDENT-" Live and Let Live." $1.25 when not paid in Advance. VOL. XVI., No 52 ,.oy-". !' m - t. Lehighton, Carbon County, Penna., November 10, 1888. Single Copies 5 Cents. . 1 . - " - 1 -j 1 : ; . - -. " t BusiiiBss .Directory. -JJlItAMfUX 1I0USK, EAST WEIHSPOn r. I'F.NN'A. Tills house otTers llrst-elass accommodations to die permanent boarder and transient guest. Panto piiees, only One Dollar ier day. aiig7-iy .lotiK llmiltlu. Proinleti.r. fdst;ar Chrisijiiiaii , f..j . -lll43n)JlT, PAK Livcru ami I'Jxciiavac tStaOks. Easy rldlnirrarrlagci and safe iU'ivln horses, iiuat w.r.i.iiii)iniiiiiif,ii tn uireuM hud travellers Mall and telegraph orders promptly attended to. Give mo a trial. iiiaV.'1-ly The - Weissport - Bakery, C. W. LAUltY. ntOPlHETOM. Delivers Fresh Dre.nd and Cakes in Weissport, 1 II l: lion ana Mcunues every uny. In tho store I have a Fine Lino of Confectionery fnrllm lliillil.iv Tr.lde. Sunday schools and fes- thals supplied at lowest prices. UCCHilll. Wlsspsrt, Cartcn County, Penna., s Henry hristman, Proprietor. Tho niililte Is resneetfullv Infoimcd Hint this well-know house has been refitted and Imprnved in a llrst rntp. mid nblo to furnlsli tho very best accommodations of all kinds A FINE POOL ROOM. In ennnecllon with the hotel Is a FINE POOL ItOOM handsomely flttcd up. Anna S7Iy Over Canal Brie E. Weissport. UNDERTAKER AND DEAI.EK IN FURNITURE, . ' '' , PARLOR SUITHS, ' RED ROOM SUITES, &c., &c. .Prices the very lowest. Quality of goods the best. Satisfaction 'ciinralitocd In every particular. Caskets, Cofllns and Shrouds, Wc have a full linn which we will furnish at tha lowest possible prices. - Flour, Feed, Sec, of the choicest quality at vers' reasonable prices. Call anil be ennv Inced. , . ' JOSEPH F. REX, iirU-Iy EAST WISSPOUT. I have Just opened a'Coal Ya.il In connection Willi inv noiei in wr.innnmi wiieieeuii eonstantiybe found all sizes ot the BiSSTg OF COAL ! at prices I'ullv as lunv as the Lowest. "Ive me a trial and bo 1'iiin im ed. HENRY CHRISTMAN, Fort Allen House, IFcissport. Fairbanks Standard Scales in Connection. AllKUSt 23, -lin Tlis Gream of all Books or AQycninrc CONnKNSKB INTO ONH YOt.UJIK. PIONEER 1 DAEIHG DEEDS. AND HEROES Tim thrinini' ndtentures of all the hero ex plorers and frontier fighters with Indians, out. laws and wild beasts, over our whole country, iromthe earliest times to the present. Lives and exploits ot Dc.Soto,LaSalle.BUindlsh,nione, Kenton, lirady, Crockett. Howie. 1 louston, Car son, Custer, California .loe, Wild Hill, lliiffalo Hill, (ienerals Miles and Crook, Rieat luiilan chiefs, and scores of others. Splendidly iltus. tratedwlth2-J011necusravtiic. Agents Wanted Low priced, and beats anything to sell, llin for payincnls allowed Auents short of fund1, PLAN El PC1I. CO., Hot US81., Plilladelpbla." febls-cm FA-TEN TS-H FRANRLIB H. HOUGH, Solicitor of Amorta & Foreign Fatcnls 2.'i F si., near U. S. Patent OlTice, WASHINGTON, D. 0. All business beforo United States ratcnt Oftice altcnaeiuoiormoucraieiees. raienis procurcu In the United States and all Forelgu Countries. trade Mnrkt and Lcbili reRUtered. Itejected implications revived audprosceuted. lnlorina tinn mid il Ice ns to obtal ultiir Patents eheer- tully furnished without eharee. Send Sketch or Model for Frkk opinion ns to Patentability. Copies ot patents furnished or 23c. eacn. t3J Correspondence solicited. OJIO Lehighton Business Directory, vs. a f.. snilWAP.TZ. Hunk St. the oldest rural V turc bouse in town. Every iieseilptlon of iinimiii) niwnys on uanu. jrices verv low. tspt A. I'HTHItM. Saloon and ltestaurant. Hank VV . Street. Fresh Lacernlwaysontap. Oys- n season. Drop In and see ns. novl2-Jy nHltANn'H Hll AVIXn SALOON, onnos te the ill Auvocatk Ori'iCK, Is lieadipiaiters for sliavniK anil naircuitltur. I'lfrars s rooaceo soia GO TO Fits. ltODF.HEU, under the ExchanRC Hotel, Hank street, for a smooth shave or a rusnionaoie nair cut. isr- t ioscd on Hiuuiay s, lioeuer nairronic, cures iianuriiu. A ltHLIAHI.K .1KWELUK: IX D. S. BOCK. Juiris-83 opp. runi.ic sguAUE. THE CAK1I0N ADVOCATE OFFICK, Banli street, nhiln and f.inrv tub nrlntlnirH sihI ly. Auvocatk ono dollar per year In advance. T W. KAUDEM1U8H, Hank street, wholesale U. ueaier in cuoieu lu.inim or wiusKies, cm, brandies, wines, &c. Xf Patronajo solicited, Our Ohuronos. HffErilODlST EPISCOPAL. South flank sheet, Ilk sunnay services at 10 a. in., aim 7.30 11, m Sunday Sujuwil 2 p. in. Wit. 11 A.iou, Past 01 mltlNlTY. I.UTllHltAN. ,lion street. Sunday A iv w 1,1., lutii,,,,,, ,w i'. .hk- lUhJ.hundaysclioolsp.m. J. )1. KuiiEnjPastori1 X serviceB.uou. ni., i.uerinani,7on.m:.i!;iiK, S3EF0115IED, Lehlsli street, Sunday scnicej Mi titiori. ni.,(Oerniani,7.3o p. in., (Kngllsh), nununv seiiooi p. 111, TJtVANOLLICAL, South street, Sunday aervtce.i nr 10 n. 111., tuermaii), r.sop. 111., u.ntuiu; Siinitay school 2 p. m. A. S. Kunk, Pastor CATHOLIC, corner Northampton ami Coal streets, konleefc every Sunday momliifr and evening. iiky. iiasiiai'hk 1 .unor. kdeii tub Rra. hlch Kluti Solo- uumuiuiiiu iiuu nton never heard ot aciiTHFH i.ikr that requires NOWmiia pix'iL Kverv liansekeener. laundress andtbre- keeper wants It. Sample sent by mall, feet for WANTED niu-riiim'oi'NTV. Address. NOlt MAM It. no.ND Si CO., Maiiufseturiiw Agrnt PlillaUelplila, Pa., iLock lioi 038). y:i. THE ,i ' SWITCHBACK 'KPLEANZIKE Uemoves Paint and Grease, from Woolens, .Silks, Satins, Cashmcrcs.I.aces.f rapes, Ac. lly tho use of CLEANZINK ClotliiiiR of any Material, Car pets, Lap Robes, Cnr rlace Ctislilons, Trlm ininm, Ac, can be q u 1 o k 1 y cleaned of dirt, crease, or nalnt wltlioul In jury. It Is wltlioiit an equal for removing dandruff, frccRles, sunburn, tan, ivc. 2.5 Cenls n Itollle. Tinde Siinplied by the Proprietor T3r. T. E. Davis, Summit Hill. For Sale by T. D. THOJIAS, Lehitibtrtn. witch- Back Colli Cure Is llin ninst rertnln mid snctulv remedv In the ivorld Coughs. Colds, Cioup.IIoiirsenes, Whooii- II1R enilKH, innueu7a, noro l uroai, e. i ry n Price, Twenls-Flvo Cents. -GO TO- SWEENY'S "Corner Store" -'rj"F O R " Bottled Gherkins. Sweet Pick les, Chow-Chow, Onions, Table Sauce, Horse-radish, Cauliflow er, Catsup, Mixed Pickles, Cel ery iMiucp, nnu all Kinds oicnoice Jellies and table necessaries. In Dry Goods, Groceries, Queensware, &c., II o lead, both In low prices and quality of goods. Our largo slock Is displayed to ad vantage, an Item which purchasers will certainly greatly appreciate. .REMEMBER THE Cobneh Store, LEHIGHTON, PA. made easy maiiuliietiir hiU ltuliber Stnmps.Scnd for price list ot outfits, to .1. F. W. Donna.i, No.217 Hastneijiian.sr., IkiMl moi e.MiT..U.H. A -Oc22iiin rprr XX JUSTICE OP THE PEACE, AOENT FOU FUtST-CLARS Fire, Life & live Stock Iusnrance Special attention of Farmers and others Is tailed to the liberal terms otTered by the IlEUKS COUNTY MUTUAL LIVE STOCK" INSUIt- ANCi: COM PA NY, for which 1 am the nireiit for lids County and neighborhood. Real Estate Agency, Real Estate Bought & Sold. Collections Promptly Made. Bank Street, Lehighton, Penna, (ice2l,87-tf AL. CAMPBELL., Jeweler anil Watctafe Bank Street, Lehighton, Penna, Hespecllnllyliixltes the attention of his friends nndtlie cltlrens generally to his liniiien.se new stock of Watches, Clocks, Silverware, Jewely, at Prices that defy competition. It will pay you to call and inspect my slock beforo purchasing elsewhere. REPAIRING Promptly done at Ion est charge, and all woik guaranteed, join iorg;ei mo mce. MiV rsM 1 SIGN OP THE BIG WATCH, Bank St., Lehighton. eDeember i7.oS7Iy For Newest Designs olid Most Slylaa of Fashionab'' DRRSS GOODS, DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, SILVERWARE, &c, &c. po TO E. H. SNYDER, Banic street, Jjemgnton. s Goods eunrnntwl andpneos a low at flue July 18,lB85ly WANTED AGENTS TO SOLICIT ORDERS For our Choice and Hardy Nursery Stock utnuriv wnrlr fnr enerretle men. Hnlsrv find ex, nenses, or eornmlsslonlf preferred. HglUiactloa guaranteed to customers ana agen'. write 11 mediately for terms. State age. Address ' It. G. 01IASE & CO., 1430 South Venn Siuare, Pliladelphla Penna, a life ii 011 . Suhscribe for tb Advocate. 1 lA icilO .' O'imtjiiFAlilt.itiim 'Lit: C.Ul,.nt OS lioa'lu-Liv .LdViV.I I') iia UiiViJrVW- ela a..ijlii: r;-.i itnl tx6 .'tinntAC tiiill'oo'l liep in tin1 fMorMfeh"" hitdi-no.- p"-.i.tnin5 tho Lloo !. fi'-ij'int htodacho rnsir a to! i 111? of kasi tudi', de-jjoii'lanoy nr lirvqii 'iic-n iiidieato how tho" wliole system h da rhniid. Simwon.H Liver' - Egt'tlnloi' lias been tho menus of ivStorinc mow peojilo - to lioaltli mid ' liappinese by ivinc;.tliom a Jiaallhy Liver than tiny ngetiw fiiiown on earth. It vt. with oxtraor dinr.rv f.awcr and efnency. ' riEWCT aCTH DtSAPJ-Otfu'CD. As n ceiK-.-a'. iii'.: y rvtneily foe D. pepsin, 'orpld Liver, ISm-llimtlon, etc.. I linrdly vcr iiso nntb'ii'r rV.. nut hiiv.i never been (INniiiHllliUit In 111c elt'eet modiieed : It seems to lie nbiH s! a pert vt e'ire im- nil Q150US6KO1 1110 F'lOilinril llll'l MM,1 V.. flLKMlPY. . E. F. IjUCKE CfBACH, PLAIN AND DECOltATIVE PAPER HANO- j.'INO, HOUSE AND SION PA1NTINO " AND (lilAINfNO. Competent workmen sent to any part Of t tie county. '-iir.AiwjrATtTr.na ron Wall Farers. Borders & Decorations Large assortment, and the latest stjles. Bools, Stationery, Fancy Gooils WINDOW SHADES. All Kiades. Shade niaklni; and nhttliiK up prompuy niienuea to. aints, Oil, Varnish, Putty, Brushes '8c. general Painters' Supplies. No. 61 Broaflway Mauch GUM. Fa- Helow the Br oild way Honpe. The undei'slirned offers for sale tho follow ing erodes of PHOSPHATES. Gomplete Bone Phosphate ! PlHCE, fm.oo. This Is tho best phosphate on tho luaiket, none cccpicu, Complete Bone Manure ! , PltlCH, $32.00 t-?"Esiiecliilly adapted, to fruit trees of all kinds LchighnPhosphatc, Price $27. Soluble Phosphate and Potash ! PRICE, S2J.no. Soluble Bock Phosphate ! PRICE, 22.00. These cheap grades compare favorably with any pnnspnnies cosiinir me same price, liivoincm 111111. Aii cranes nacKeouHi; inwxiius. uciu- mnllLnu ft, II It uffrl,, llnn.w n.. l.n...l nlwl (r. I't.n ,11,1 11c. ftm. .uiitija Ull ,1111111 UUVl or sale by M. HEILMAN, August 4, 3m LEHIGHTON. Best Cough Cure. For nil diseases ot tlie Throat and Lun;;s, no remedy Is sosafi', sjieedy, and certain as Ayer'a Cherry i'ectoral. An indlsxiinsable family medicine. "I find Ayer'a Cherry Pectoral bn invaluable remedy for uildn, coughs, and other allmeiits of tha tluoat ami lungs." M. S. Raii'lall, LOl Uioadway, Albany, N. Y. " I have use ;1 Aycr's Cherry Pectoral for bronchitis aud Lung Diseases, for which I believe It lo bo the greatest medicine, in tho world." Junius Miller, Caraway, N. C. "My wife had n distressing eouqli, with pains In tho aide and brea-st. Wo tried various medicines, but none did her any good until I got a bottle of Ayer'a Cherry Pectoral which has cured her. A neighbor, Mrs. tilenn, had tlii measles, and the cough was relieved by the use of Aycr's Cherry Pectoral. I hare no hesitation in recommending this medicine." Robert llorton, Fore man Ihadli'jht, Morrillton, Ail:. "Aycr's Chcrvv Pectoral cured nie of a sevorc cold which had settled ou my lungs. Sty wlfti says the Pectoral helps her moro than any other medicine she ever used." Unos Clark, Mt. Liberty, Kansas. Aycr's Gherry Pectoral, l'ltRfArtr.n nv Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass, Sold by all Drut-cliU. Prtcj $1 ; 1i bottles, $5. Weissport Planing MANUFACTURER OF Window and Door Frames, Doors, Shutters, Blinds, Sashes, Mouldings, Brackets, AND DEALER IN All KMs of Bressetl Lift Shingles, Pailings, Hemlock Lumbor, &c &c, Very Lowest - Prices t, it y-ya tifBli j ( IT IS EASY TO HAIL A LIE. There tnlRht liavn been fifty of ns In tho waiting room of the Erie railway depot nt ltuffalo.wlieii a young man, dressed as a -snllor and a serious cast tif conntcua.ncc, entered and began to s.ollell, alms on tho strength of of having ,beli wiecltcit and losing his nil. Indeed, he cuine near los ing his life, being tlie sole survivor of eight num. Ottarters. nntl lialvcS weio Kldpped 111 wllli hountiful liarid. lilU before 1 eiiliipcilfclt it mv duty ttfiiuntire: MPhat wreck, was ttilV "'Schooner Mazing Star, sir, ho replied. 'That's just like some folksexclaimed a very pompoii9 littlo man with a high collar mil. 'Iiiey can't part 'with a nlckle without wanting lo know all about It.' Ml'Iian did the wreck occur?' I asked of tho sailor. 'Ten days ago.' , 'It makes a heap of difference whether it occurred ten or twelve or nltio da's ago,' sneered the pomposity ns he. w alked around. 'On what lake?' I continued. 'Lake I.ake Eric, sir.' 'Don't you want to know the exact spot to a foot?"' sneered pomposity, raising his volco so as to get a crowd around. 'll'liere was your schooner bound?, 'From from Cleveland to l'lttsbure,' answered the sailor, as he shifted nboul. 'Arc you sure?' 'Of conrso I nm.' 'Hear him,' shouted pomposity. 'In or der lo sayo a quarter ho wants to makevwt that the Poor man'ls .1 liar.' Tho sailor slid out without waiting for any mote, contributions, and 1 asked pom posity lo step asldo with me. 'Why, of course,' tie replied, 'though a man who won't chlp-in to charily Is nl ways an object of sitsplelon.' ' IHierc did you say the schooner was bound for?' I queried as wo walked away. 'From Cleveland to Pittsburg, sir.' 'Arc you sure of it?' 'Of course I am.' " 'Well, tell 1110 how much dry land she would lmvo to sail oyer.' He stopped dead still, opened his mouth, rolled his eyes and removed his hat. The caso slowly dawned upon hltn,' and as he grasped she facts he seemed to wilt away like a cabbage leaf. H'hen he could wilt no further he pleadingly said: Kick 1110 hard! Kick me with both feet at once! Kick me all afternoon and far Into tho night, and If there Is anything loft of me when you got through, sell It for old junk, and make tho price very low.' SHE KNEW ThVfURmFtUBE There Is a good May-moving story which has just gained publicity regarding some rather prominent furniture, dealers In Chi cago. The firm alluded to had a very ele gant parlor set of solid mahogony and the llnest upholstenng. It also had duplicates i) veneering wood and cheap plitsh In the store-room. Tho costly outfit, which was worth about $200, wns displayed in the indow and marked: "This elegant parlor suite only $27.' Ono day .1 mild, meek- looking woman catno in, examined the furniture and invested. She took a receipt for her money, left her address and was bowed out by the smiling salesman, who assured her that 'the things would bo sent, right over.' In due tlmo the wagon arrived at the young woman's house and backed up In front of tho door. 'Hold on,' said the purchaser, 'don't un load yet.' Then she climbed on the van and made very peculiar examination of the load. Al last sho said to tho driver and his assistant. I'll go hack with you to tho store These are not tho good I purchased.' And back sho did go, despite entraetles, ptotests and assurances that 'everything was all right.' TITien sho walked In sho was not the mild mannered crcaturo of two hours, before. 'You've tried to swindle me, she cried. I bought ono set of furniture and you sent me another. Now, I want what I paid for. How do I know? Uecause In every article of that set you sold me I stuck pin In while you were not looking. Now am going to pick out my property and see that you take it over. If you don't, there'll be trouble.' There was no trouble, and tho littlo wo man Is again looking for sorae sharp mer chant with a similar 'bargain' on hand. If a spark falls Into tho water there can be no fire. If a brand Is thrown In up on us we need not bo a powder magazine and blow up. -High minds are as little affected by un worthy returns for services, as the tun Is by those fogs which the earth throws up between herself and his light. -To be the friend of a sovereign ono must he without passion, without ambition, without selllshness far-seoin and clear- seeing In short, not a man. "i thought your husband had some thing put by for a rainy day?" said a sympathizing friend to tho wife of a bank rupt. "Indeed he has," replied the wife, with a freshlirsLnf tears, "he has seven um brellas, John Is the thriftiest man I ever knew." Luck Is eyer waiting for something to turn up. Labor, with keen eyes and strong will, will turn up something. 0bs on til r- WHAT IT IS. SIX STANDARD VIRTUES. ITS EFFICACY. -1. Its tTeeti r prompt. . Its relief Is sure. 8. Its curftt ar permanent. 4. It cures I no return ot paiu. 6. It cure In (til caiea uieit according to directions. f.t Itlflnonewordacure; It li not m rel I SI. a relief and in no seme a cur all ; II It Uie product of nclentiilc me&rch. O r It strenztutui while It soothes and sub tU, fluu.Tiealiand cures ; U literally con iuri pain. MIU effects are curative and permanent to , the whole rroup of muscular raUeritt nervous agonies. Lit dosi not merely irtltste the outer ur 41(1, fsce.nordoesiimeielyaoftenorrelax a cointrleted mnscln. To 1U epecirle action a superior curauie virtue is supcrauaca. Fl. It penetrstes deeply but Keutly: Ksrch Olll. luflj and surely, seeking- trie pain spot in an enori to conquer, ft!. Kach ronitlluant of Kach constituent pf the formula has a bill. letognUed lnlrlntlo Virtue to serve uio.1 surelr the care pf paiu. Sold by DrutsMt and Dealcrt CVefywferc. The Churlee A. Voider Co., JUltu., iti. Curos Liver Complaint, Bilious Affec AXADOR AXADOR tions, JjOJS of Appetite, Sick Headache,Slok Stomach, Gid-dIuess,Costlvc-uess, Dyspepsia. Kidncvtroubln and nil delicate Fomalo Com plaints. Sold everywhere. Frlco 23 cents. MimciSulE Fragrant! 4rl Lasting 1 The Leading Perfume for the Tolletand Handkerchief, Sold by all dealers. Price 25 ots. Salvation Oil 0 Price only 25 cts Sold by alldrugghtl. Will relieve Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Smlltngs,B'uises,Lumbago,Sprains, Headache, Toothache, Sores, Burns, Wounds, Cuts, Scalds, Backache, Frostbites. Chapped Hands and Face, Gout, or any bodily pain or ailment. nurVjMNVE'S PLUQ8. f Great lObanoAn uncrf tldote. Prlct 10 Cti. At all ttrugaltts. THE MORNINO-QLUBY, !1V M 1IIA WMITKUIWKI.I., We wivnthcil about otlrdnrlliiK's head The morning-glory bright; Her little face looked out beneath -, Ho full of life and Hslil, So lit us with n sunrise. That we could only sav, "She Is the liioiiiliiji.gloiy trife. . And her poor types al o they." So alwass from Mint hapny time We called her my Ihelr name, Ami t ery liltliurdiil It seem, For sine as morning eame, llelilml her eradlo burs she smiled ; To catch the first Taint ray, As from the trellis smiles (he llrmer And opens to the day. lint not so beautiful they rear Their ulry cups of blue, As tiu-ncil her sweet eye,? to the light, lliiiiuned with sleep's tender dew; And hot so close their tendrils tine Koiiiid their siipKiits nre thrown; As those dear arms uhoso outstretched plea Clasped all hearts to her own. Wc used to thliil; bow she had conic, Even as comes the lion cr, v. The last and perfect added cllt . ( Tociowii Love's morning hour.;' , And how In her was imnKed'foi'tli" ' The love we coiild not nij 1 Asun thcllttlft dew-drops riiulidV" -'( Shines hack the heart of day. ; - The morulng-gliir 's blossoming Will soon be coming round, Wc see their rows of hcuit'Shapeil leaves Upspilngliiitfrniii the ground ; The tender things the winter killed Kenrw again their birth,. Hut the glory of our inornliig Has passed away from ea.th. Iirtlil In vain our aching eyes SI retch over they green plain! Too harsh- thy dews, too gloss thine air, Iter spirit lo sustain; Itnl up In giuM-s of raiiullsu l'ull surely we slull see Our luoriilngHdory beautiful " ': - Twine round pur dear Lord's knee. CHECKMATE. BY Jilts. COLLINS. Good-bje, Lillian! Do not 'grfeve so, sweetheart. -Afver' all, this parting will not be so long. Trto years will pass awaj and wo will look back upon our separation as upon a dream. Wu will be so happy, dearest, that all clouds will 'anlsh from onrsky!" She clung to him, weepin and moaning In the anguish of her heart. parllDg was like death. To her the whole years, to me. And, 'Two years, S'ed. Two Why, It seems like a ceiilnri Ned, how do 1 know you will be true to me all that long, dreary time.?'.! Ho clasped her closer ..to'IiU breast, and kissed tho pale littlu face, "You must trust me, r.lllian," ho said, pravely. "There can bu no possibility of change I'could not live without your love, my darling. Ulllan, we will ho true to each other." Till dealhl" she whispered, tcndeily. "Oh, Ned, I eouli not bo otherwise. Trust me, dear no inat'ler what may happen, I i - i ...in t Will UO irue. Aim jiiii wim-mnti jui inn, Ned, as soon as the tl.ue has expired?" "If we both live, my darling, I will be with you two years from to-day," ho an swercd, gravely, solemnly. "This Is the first day of June on tu lirst nay cu .nine two veafs fiom now I will bo with you If wo both are living. Trust to, that, my deal Lillian."' ' " Lillian Tyrrell's goldon head rjropped low upon his In east, and sho clung lo.lilm with bitter weeping, Thai pahllig 'vas hard. Hut, oh, if they cimlif have read the future, what llinugtils .woiild then have filled their hearts. Ned U'arilour was going lo California A position had been oiTered"hlm there In large city, with a promise of being taken into partnership at the end of two years' probation. It was a fine chance, and Ned had accepted It gladly. There was only one draw-back to the brightness of his prospects his parting with Lillian. Hut It was all over at last, and he had I left the house witn i.iiuan tying in a mm -sTii died heap upon tho tofa In the-drawlng room, while she and despair. fobbed forth her sorrow Ned hurried from 'the house, and was soon out In the large gronmls, hurraing ou toward the enlranco-sates. -Allatonre a slim, black-robed figure crossed his path, and a tip' of a white hand was extended. while low, eool, magnetic voice spoke his name. "Mr. Warlour." Ned came to a hall Linda Vane was the governess employed I by the Tyrrells to Instruct tho twp child ren , of tho family, i Ned had always been kfnd and fricfidly i wllh her. and now she was bidding him I good-bye, Ho stopped short, and his eyes rested full upon her face. What ho saw there sent a 1 mad thrill through his veins. A face worth looking at a brunette beauty with melting dark eyes, wavy black hair, delicate fca I lures, a graceful form. A boin beauty was Linda Vane. The beautiful ayes uplifted I tn his own were suspiciously moist. "Good-bye,'.' sho repeated softly. "1 j wish you oycry success, Mr. Wardour." j Ho look llio small hand In his own, ftiid ( their eyes met for a btlef moment, j "(Jooil.Lye," he said softly, "may we i meet again some day, Miss Vane." 1 Her eyes flashed. I "fn are lllriilv in." dm mliniii,,! i-nntlv "t am going to California with .Mrs, Ilen liam, as a companion. I am going to the yery city where your business calls joii.Jfr. Wardour. Wo might accidentally meet sometimes," she added dryly. And tljen the mat thing In order wns an Interchange of addresses. "One feels so lonely nmong stiangers," observed Ned apologetically. "And If you will let me know when you arrive, I shall be only too glad to call upon you, JIIss Vatic." The last fnrnwoll was spoken, and ho went away. And Ned Wardour never knn.v thai Linda Vuno had sought find iiiado this engagement with' .Mrs. Denham solely be. cause sho knew that Ned Wardour was lo he established for two whole yntrs In (lie same city. Her eyes followed his tall llguroas he hastened away. This time the tears-rolled down her cheeks unchecked. "1 lovo him," sho whispered passionate ly. "I cannot hell) It. I am Rolng to win lilm If 1 canj and I think there is no doubt on that score, If only he is removed from Lillian's influence. Littlo soft-headed baby that she is. Siic is not half good enough or Intellectual enough to bo Ned H'ardom-'s wife." She turned and went back to tho house and no one knew of that parting In the grounds. Tho days rolled by. Linda Vane ended her engagement with theTyrells and look her depatture. They were Informed that she was going lo travel with Mrs. .Denham, but no one dreamed that her objective point was the city where Ned H'ardour was located. Linda had nolbccn in that city twenty-four hours when Ned called Upon her. lie called again and again. About this tlmo Lillian's letlcrs to Ned began to grow sliortornnd cooler; and after a time ceased altogether. Ned felt a vague uneasiness but to his consternation and the sorrow was not as deep as ho has anticipated. And then, to cap the climax, ho awoko one duy lo the astounding truth. lie lot ed Linda Vauo! What a tenlble battle he had fought, for ho felt like a das- lard, True, he had not heard from Lillian in two wholo months, which was certainly quite long enough In which lo forgefher; but lie was bound to her so he considered '.ilmselt until she herself should break the tie. Ono day, urged oh by his wild loo for Linda Vane a love which hail already been confessed, only to And that It was recipro cated, Ned took a step which a shoit time before would have seemed utterly Impossi ble to htm. He went with Linda to a little vine-covered church In the snliuih of the city, and there they vcro quietly man-led! Ned would have been perfectly bapp for his love for his wife waswann and line but there was always the thoughl of Lil lian, the girl he had wronged, to stand be tween -him and happiness, lie suffered beyond expression. They had been married a wliole innnili, when one morning Ned announced to his wife tiat he felt-It his duty to go back lo his former homd, sen Lillian, and beg her forgiveness. "I shall never be happy unlll-1 have seen lier and begged her to pardon me," he said. Linda smiled sweetlyand agreed with him. Only she meant to go, too. .They reached the city where Lillian liyed; and, leaving his wife at their -hotel, Ned started for thn residence of the Ttrrel It was sunset of a loyely day,-tlie first o June. "Only olie year since 1 lefldier," thought Ned, penitently "one year this very day, by Jove I H'hat a wretch she will tt.lnk me, my poor, heart-broken Lily! Hut I must see her, If onlv by way of penance.'' He had entered the gate now, aud whs moving slowly up the walk which led to the handsome house. Chancing to turn his head, his eyes fell niion his old love, Lillian Lillian, all In whlte.scaled In a rose-arbor with a book In her hand. A moment more and he stood beforo her. Sho grew pale aj death, and for a brief space Ned thought that she was going to faint. Lillian!" ho cried, "look up, poor little glrlaibrsaV that you forgive mo. Lily, I have been a brute, a wretch everything bad in Die vocabulary I Hut I did not hear from you; and Linda was so bewitching, anil I was lonely aud desolate; so I learned lo love her. Yes, Lillian, I have been false to yen. I love another woman!' Sho stood gazing Into his fate, with blue eypi full of bewilderment, rveil plunged on despeiatcly: "I love Linda Vane, and, Lillian, I 1 am married!" Silence, awful silence! cPc-idd it never be broken? At lait: "Hut, Ned, I am inarriedf too." He could not sjieak. They stood gazing silently Into each other's eyes. ' At length tliey burst Into meny laughter. "A clear case of checkmate," cried Ned gayly. "Tell me all about It, Lily," And she did. Ned had not been gone month beforo she met Arthur Clare. It was i caw of mutual attactlon; and In a moment of impulse Lillian had become his wife, just one whole month previous to Ned's'ui.trrlae lo Linda, Mr. Clare made his appearance soon, and they all went 10 the hotel where Linda waited them. Such kissing and conciatu latlons such a merry evening as followed. "Linda, I believe von knew It all the time," cried Ned, gajly. She smiled. "Of course I knew It, .cd," she return ed. "but I wanted sou to'prove lo your en tire satisfaction tho trtielsni that 'absence conquors Intel' " "My darling, It could not have been true 1as " rlnrne.1 Vf-d. "hilt, nnlv Imitation " ' 1 ' ' rheUroon Advocate, tn tNiirPKNiihsir I- in NrwsetrKti Tub Hilled even s.-ttnrihn in ltilKlitoli, faiiio1!!' Mti.i... lTeinis tvnnla, l larrir V. MorLhimoi' Jr. - -hank snti!i:r. 61 00 Per Yoar in Advanoe ' Heat nilvcrllailiK ni ilium In the county. -" Kvery description ot 1'lnlii and l'nncy JOB PRINTING l very low piiees. We do not hesitate to say tllatwe rue belter chopped than any oilier printing esiuliilihiuent in tins section tn do (lrst-class Jnli-work, In all Its branches, at low price.' . : Jn Philnd'n for A. C.YATES &Co., SIXTH & CHESTNUT, LKIXIKI! IU!ILJ)1N(. Sent, x, isss. Whistling doesn't make the JocnmO llve go, il Is the silent steam. Tho tips and downs of life are belter than being down all the lime. "Ilie Madonna at the Tub,'- of wlioni Miss I'hclps writes, was n genuine spoi-inieii of health and strength. She doubt less licciled llie warnings ofher predecessor, and understood and appreciated the match less qualities of Dr. Pierce's Favorite l're- scriplion, which relieves and cures co many ailments peculiar lo the sex. As n power- fill, iiiyigorating tonic, it Imparts strength to tho whole system, and to tho wninli and appendages, in particular. Kor over worked, "worn-out," "niii-dowii'.debilitated teaclieri', milincrt, dressmaker seamstress es ''simp-girls'' housekeepers, nursing mftlil civ, and feeble women generally, Kavorlte Prescription" is the' greatest earthly boon, being niicijlialcd ns an appetizing cordial and restorative tonic. For Constipation, Sick, or llilllous Head ache, Use Dr. 1'icrce'n Pellets, or Anti-billl-- iiih t.riiniilcs: J'urcly-o egetallle. One.n .lief. If a man cannot attain to thn length of his wishes, hn may have, his lemedy by cul ling them shorter. Onr Candidate fcr President. He will be nominated hv the convention and will be elected by the people, bccuiise lie will cninc, llio nearest to lilting their ideal nf Chief Magistrate. Klcetric Hitters has been given the highest place, because" no other medicine 1ms so well filled the ideal nf a perfect toule and alterative. The people have intlorfctl hlcctiic Hitters and. rel.v mum this great remedy in all trouble's of liver, stomach and kidneys. For all malarial leversanil discuses' caused by -nm-liirial poisnne, Kleclric Hitters cannot be tin higlilv recommended. Also cures hcadaehe and constipation. Satisfaction guaranteed, or moiiev refunded, Piico i"0c. nml $1 ut T. D." Thomas. Ii is good lo put a bother away over" night. It aJI straightens out In tlie.noin lug. Answer This Question. No. -. W!iy.(loso many people we yee round ns seem prefer tn suffer and he made inl-cr.ible Lv Indigestion, Constljin lion, Diz.iiuw, liiss f Appetite, Coming 1 Uii ofthe FimhI, Yellow Skin, when for 75 cenls we will ell lliein Shiloh's System VitaliiT, piinranlri-d tn l ine tlietn. Sold by i ,. .ii. . . t i - i . n; i. I', i iionias, Lciiigiuon, ii . iiierv, it ei'-s- . poll" , To be leally join telf jou must be dif ferent fmm those around you. Men Kxrcsslvu labor Is mong, but judicious . labor is (be safely valve of life. . t. .. , -1iin may urowl, grumble and light, but il has no effect upon natural right. - ,, Falsehood can iiiakn llio best spurt, but truth can do the steadiest Hotting. Shiloh's Catarrh ltemedy. , Siliilrili'u f!nlnerli ltrlilcill n llllirvcloils cure for catarrh, diphtliiria canker mouthr , i s.i-1.1. i. i. ...i . HIlll llCilll-nillf. 11 111! l-.ll'll IHMIIl- II1C1U-1I, an ingenious nasal injector for the more successful treatment of those inmnlaints witlioiit extra charge. Price '1 e. Sold by, T. D. Thomas l.chightoii, W. Illcry, Weiss port. A Utile knowledge wisely used i bet ter than the knowledge disused. Itnpliiie clue guaranteed bv Dr. .1. II. Mayer Ml Arch Mreet. rliiln. Muse at once, no opera Honor business delay. Thousands cured. Send fiiri-liviiliirs. 4'M' Contentment does not demand condi tions, it makes them, Now Is always the yery Nut time If we will only make It so. As you learn, leach; as vou get, give; as you receive, distribute. t We bay i' a speedy and positive cure for catarrh, diphtheria, canker month, and heail-acho, Sliiloh's- catarrh remedy. A Niwiil injector free with each bottle. I'se it if you desire health and weet breath. I'rico "ill centK. Sold hv, T. D. Thomas, Ix-liiglitMi, W. Iliery AVeissport. Theio is no virtue In a promise until It Is icdeeiued. Many weaknesses of human nature ju distorted virtues. The wisest fellows we think are those who agree with us,. Thoso who excel wll( succeed. ITprlght walking Is sure walking. .Vethod will teach you lo win time. Imagination never disturbs existing laels. Ayer'a Sai-Kiparilla nets directly and promptly, purlOlngaud fiiric!iingthe blood, Improving the appetite, strengthening tlm nerves, and invigorating tho system. It is, therefore, in the truest sense, an allmt'yc medicine. Kvcrv Invalid should gito It trial. Knowledge, like money, increases .our responsibility in pioorllon to the amount obtained. The-worst feature, about catai . h U its dan gerous tendency to consumpt'on. Hiod'a Sarssprilla cures catarrh by puriylng he blood.
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