Constipation ts a universal ntut mmt troublesome ills order. It cnuws Ilcadsclii!, Jluntal l'e pressloii; impairs (1m Sight mid lleurinir destroys tliu Apjicllte, and, when lidip continued, causes Knlarirrnicnt of t1 Liver, Inllaimfiatmti uf llu tlowuls, ami III!,, .... . . 4 nr-i. iMi;i n '-i .'pi-edUV oinv(; 1 4 unmix.'! o muii I lis I troubled with ConivmcsH, In uinr (luencc of vlitih I BiitlWcd from Losn ' Appetile, Dyspcmin, nUil u ilHorilon liver Myej-i's .Oxolntutiletl luo 1 wu compelled I, went u skulii over tlitto and, at times. v;u itii.ilili) to lieat ex posure to tlio llslit. I win entirely CURED DY USING throe boxes of. Ayer's 1'lll.s 1 havo m hesitntinu in proiioiiuciiiK this nicdielm to he the liest c.ttliartie ever made. -Jnmes Eceles, l'olnml, Ohio. I FiilTei'cd fioiii Constipation, and, ton. seipiently, from Heudmhe, Jnd15estl1.11, nlul Tiles, for years Ayer's 1111s, wht, 1 I took at the surest Ion of a IrieniMiau frlven me olTrrtnal relic. I romtiiriirri taking this remedy two months ajio. u:: am Hour free from Constipation, the re movnl of whirh lias i-aii.seil tny othei troubles to disappear, and greatly Im proved my perioral liealtli. v. lvteler, Amherst, Mass. I suffered from Constipation, which assumed such nu nlistinato form that I feared a stoppage of the bowels. Two boxes of Ayer's Tills cured tne, eotn pletely. I), rturko, Saco, Mo. Ayer's Pills, rrep.ircdbyl)r..7.C. Aver & Co., Lowell, SIne. gold by all Druiii-laU and ItailcM In Medicine -DON' r- BUY AN ENGINE Until you havo Fcen our circular and prices, J250.00 for 15-llnifo Tower, to 550."0 lor CO Horse Power. Knictncs coiniilctu wllli rov. ernor, Pump, Heater, Tlirottlo Vnlvo nnd Stunt Feed-IH Under Lubrlcitor. Moicthnn lOOOInufe. Semi lor circular ulvlnR testi monials from every State In I ho Union, Per iod atlrartlonguirantert. MOKltlS 31AHIIINK WnitKS. TJaldvrlusvllle, N. Y. Montlon this Paper raarl8-S6 surinsuis uoj axium March 1.1-lPBfl A Farm in tho South. OntlicIustalliiieutPlaii-GOc. perMontli. Clerics, S'nre Keepers, Mechanics, La borers, and People of every vocation, can iptireliase. a farm in the Smith and not leave their present employment until they havo jijld for tho lauds and hare had it pat in a paying condition. Five acres in grapes will yield u net profit of one thousand dol lars annually, and any industrious mechan ic rr laborer ean save enough ot his wages every month to pay for and start such a torn. Northern men are nuvr doing tills. Why ti.il on Ironi year to year without a future. Save, a littlo every month and make this sure investment. There is no "ililiB like Into corporations anil limn ns sociatlons and saving bunks. Try this, your wife will help vou save tho monev fur the sako of a home of her own. For further information, address, J'rnnl; 'Woodward, Snitt., Northern Ci-Operative Colony, Jtalelgh, N. C. marl2-f.fi A Land Of IS-raposLFeacbes. FimFomipnanites Those suffering with throat and lung troubles, should correspond nt once with with the undersigned concerning Southern Pines Health Kosort. Tho highest linown punt In tho Low; Lent rine Belt of tho South. I'rco from malaria. Many Northern people ar now buildinc winter residences at the Fines. Itelerence is given to II. E. Parker, VA United Opin tail, Bradtord, VI., h A. Young. Ed. Index, Lisbon, N.-Y , II. M. Harris, IM. Republi can, Glen Fulls, N. Y , II. P. Clurk, Goner at Passenger Agent, 229 Ilroadwav, N.York, EOUTIIi:itN PINKS UKSOHT CO , Principle OHice, Halcigh, N. C. "March 1 3-1 8SH. 18387 POMOMlDRSEWESriG. I.AWSON Best harly Market I'oar. KKIFFKII llest l.ato Market Pear. I'AKKYiinil l.IIIA ltest Mnrkct Straw berry. MAHMIOIIS J.amrst and Dest Karly Ited Itasplrerry. WII.SIJN Jit I:irKest known ltlackhcrrv and tiest adapted to extreme cold climates whi-ro winter pro tection Is necessary. 4U inelies around. 10a husLols per aeio Nl.tdAKA and other new Urapes. Frutt Trees, fee. WJI. PAUItY, Pnrry.N J. march is 1S86. TliU paper Is kept on file nt llio nmcc or YERoSOK DVERTISING GENTS building g? Philadelphia. FSTIMATF rorlEffSFllTR IDTFETISISC CDCC COIIMAICO nt LowoBtCnah Rates rntt IsimlSr,';' AYER & SOU'S MANUAL 1 3 MKS The POLICE GAZETTE will he mailed, oncurely wrui.ped. to any address in the United Btates for three months on receipt ol ONE DOLLAR. Liberal discount allowed to postmasters, ujrnts ami iluhs Bamplo copies mailed freo. Addrew all orders to ItlCUARD K. FOX, Fbaxki.is Ec-uake, N. Y. -lav SO, 18S5 ly How Lest, How Restored! st pulili.lud, a r.ew rdillon of DR. -VKIlWKMfi rELKIU'ATEIl ESSAY no radical cure ol Bi-kiiiatoiirhu:i or mil Wenknefs, Involuntary Seminal is lui'uTh.vcY, Mental mid Phjsirai ai-dv, liiiprilimrnts to Mjrringo. etc : 'ukriMPTDix, Eim.itsy and Fits, in liv sWf iuduli;ciicc,orscxual extrava celcbraled author, In this admirable cleuily demouslratcs Irom a thirty tueeisstul iractire,that the alarming ieiices of vlf abuse may be radi.-allv ""luting nut a mode ot cure at onee , eeiialu, and ellectual.Jby means of eierv sulh-rer, no mailer what his on may be, mav cure himself chenp ilely and rudicaly. This Lecture, should he In the hands V youth ami every man in the land, under seal, In a plain envelope, to . ircss, on receipt of four cents, or two stamps. Address f i'LYUimiJUi JsKDICAL CO., I Inn St., New York, X. Y. ; l'ox, -lit), uav23 ly j WRIT! rOH CIRCULAR C3 m si Jsfcf a a -g o 1 IB fia TIMES FARMERS' COLUMN. 9 -V6 'I'm. Mikado. .A l'k otit(iiniii)f the iiunplete Mollis mid mrsie of (lie nuwt beaiitil'ul winjis of "The Mikiulo," the Intent gloat comic opera by Gilbert anil Sullivan, will be sent, postpaid, to any luhlresM 011 receipt of ten cents in htamps. Ten exquisitely eoloieil picture canls iiecompany each book. Tlie Mack l'ubl Wiing Co., fj'iS Wasliiugtoii Street, Lime- in Agriculture. I.imo is a specially valuable nielli in the Trench nimh-of farmine;. Inquiries have 1 een itiillttiled to poll, as it were, Krciich mriiulliirists ns to their views on that btibf-tnnco. Their replies havo been siimniarizcd, as bearing on tho physical and chemical action of limo on soil. The explications oTRficnco are not quito satisfactory to far. Added lo clay lands lime opens and rcndcis them moie friable, permitting in dry seasons the moisture to ascend and bathe the parched soil, while preventing fissures a;nl all caking. Chemically, lime induces decay inorganic matters difficult to bo deconi pnseil, transforming them into assimilable fool. Perhaps it facilitates the limita tion of potash in clays. In the form of carbonate it favors the process of nitrifica tion, but not so powerfully ns in the sul phato state. Quick-lime nctscontraiilv. A mixture of lima and manure is held by very many to bo inmical, ns it expels ammonia. Hut some remembering that azote exists in tli rcostntei in manure, and in that primarily of assimilable nitric acid, whoso formation lime pioniotcs, such a gain isnnt to bo ignored. Again, lime, according to competent authoritiis, rcn-lers also phosproric acid assimilable. Swiss scientists hold lime as noecs-ary in tho soil to induce the action nf potash. On peaty laml limo corrects acidity; in this case it should benppliedintlioqiiick form. Tor meadow top-dressing lime must ever beapplied in thoconipnst state. Il'farm-yar.l manure bo added tho earth and limo ingredients aro mixed apart some time previously. The pasturages of Normandy attest tho excellency of this fertilizing agent. In the case of tired land lime should bo applied in small and repeated doses. For tho Miaerlcs of Dyspepsia, and they include almost every unpleas ant feeling vhat belongs to physical ills case and mental wretchedness, this potent medicine, Simmons Liver Regu lator, is a certain and speedy cure. PARSNIPS. HINTS A110UT HAUV1STINO THIS UIILICI- ou.i and iticii viMiir.un.i:. Those who harvested their parsnips in the autumn, under the impression that they are in full perfection for the table, labor under a great mistake; and those who gather a portion of them, with the idea that they can not bo dug in tho winter, are al.so mistaken. A friend of ours who keeps abreast, if uotin advance, of tho times, has adopted a method of so protecting his parsnips in atiluny? that they can bo dug at any time drwig the winter and thus have them fresh as well a well ripened. J its method is to cover the ground where the p irsnipsgrow with a sufficient covering of eel-grass to keep the frost out. In tho interior, where eel-grass can not bo obtained, ai sufficient quantity of meadow-grass might bo ufc.l for a protection or leaves covered with boards could bo used; where sawdust could bo obtained, it would be a good material, providing it bo covered with boards so as to keep most of tho water out. 1 he cost of covering a sufficient quantity for family use would be very slijiht, and the advantage oi being able to obtain fresh parsnips at any time very great. Whenever the frost has been nut o ' the ground in January or Febuary, we have always availed ourselves of the opportunity to dig a few paisnips, and have fo.md them to be much 1111 iv delicious then when dry in autumn. Al- th nigh wo have never tried the proccti- of covering, we have no ib ubt that il will secure roots of a much better flavor than il'diig cither in tluiiut iuiii or the spring, lor when oug 111 the autumn the roots do not arrive to perfection, and if not dug until spring the tops begin t( grow, and the fibrous roots start up fre quently before the frost is out at tin lottom of tlio roots; but we can readily see that when well covered tho roots will be kept back, and thus bo in go id con ilition inucli later in tho spiing than i not covered; nnd thoro can bo but litth doubt that by tho keeping of tho roots in the ground undistmbed, and so protected that there will bo no freezing and thaw ing, the llavor will bo better than if le t exposed to thesudden and great change,, of temperature that aro cniist.mtly taking plaeo in our climate. AVhen covering b intended it would bo better to plant th. parsnips in a square lied mid not in n single row, because it would bo niiiih eiibicr to cover a squaro than one row, it not requiring to much material to cover with. The parsnip, when properly grown and well ripened, is an excellent vegetable, but for tho want ol the proper knowledge of how to grow it well and of harvesting it at the riijht time, it is not fully appreciated. Many dig their par snips in the autumn and stnro them in the cellar the s imo as potatoes, and be cause of their unmatured condition, and the want of euro in keeping them, they make, to most of the people, very unsatis factory food; if they must bo harvested in the autumn it should not bo done until just before winter sets in, and then they should bo packed down in and and kept where it is cool, but not so cold as to freeze. Mass. 1'i.ouoiiman. An Important Discovery. The most Important Discovery Is that which brings the most good to tho great est number, tor. King's New Discovery for consumption, comjlis, and coljs.ulll preserve the health and save life, and Is a priceless boon to the afflicted. Not only does It positively cure consumption, but couslts, colds, bronchitis, asthma, hoarseness, and all affections of the lhro.it, chest, and lungs, yield at once to its wonderful curative power. If you doubt this, get a trial bottle fiee, at Thomas' drug store. JJ g BUT REGULATOR JP Mjk PUKELY VEGETABLE. Aro You Bilious? Tbt Rcgulater tirper f.xilt to cmt. I most ihterfully recommend it 10 all wti suffer from D lions Atthcks t ny Disease caused ky a dis arranged stale of the Liver, Kansas Ciiy, Mo. W. R. I1ERNAKD. Do You Want Good Digestion? I suffered intensely with Full SUmath, llcnl ache, etc. A neighbor, who had taken Simmons Liver Regulator, lold me It was a sure cure for my trouble. The first dose I took relieved me cry much, and In one week's time 1 wai as strong nd hearty ns ever I was. it Hie test medicine I ever tack for Dytctia. Richmond, Va. . II. G. CRENSHAW. - Do You Suffer from Constipation? Testimony of Hiram Wakneh, Chlef jut!ce ol Ca. : " I have ucd Simmons Liver Regulator for Constipation of my Ilowcls, caused by a temiorary Der.mgeinent of the Liver, for the last three or four years, and always ttvYA decided benefit." Havo You Malaria? I have had exper.ence with Simmons Liver Regu lator since 1865, and regard it as the greatest medicine of the timet fer ditratet fecuiiar to tnalaiial t egiont. So good a medicine deserves universal commendation,. Rev. Id. B. WHARTON. Cor. Sec y Southern Baptist 1 heologtcal Seminary. ns- THERE iS BUT ONE SIMONS LIVER FlEGUUTOn! See that you get the genuine, wfth the red Z front cf Wrapper, prepared only by J. H.ZEILIN & CO.. SOLE rROrRISTORS, PHILADELPHIA. PA, ma w mssin w mmmmm Tho undersigned is prepared to furnish tho best Lehigh Coal, from llarleigh Colliery, at the following low prices, by the Car, foh cash onijv. Credit ten cents per ton extra: Egg - - -Stove - -Chestnut No. 1 Chestnut No. 2 Prices at the Mines T T r. -DEALER IN- HARDWARE LUMBER, COAL, &c, &c, Opp. PUBi.IC SQUA11E, LEI1IGHTON, PENN'A IS HEADQUARTERS FOK- Canned Tomatoes, fanned PoucIich, Canned Pens & i'lnms, Canned Lima Beans, Canned Salmon, iUaekrel, i'u'Keis. iieichnn We ask you to call and inspect our choice line of goods. n wmm ' bs sj mm. 2 WHO IS UllACQUAIiJTeD VITH THH ERE CY C:tflWlfJiriQ GE3.CAGO, ROCK EGLAWD & PACBF8C RABLV7AY rivroaoon of it3C3atr.".l position and closo leh tlon to nil principal lines Text nnd Vo3t, at Initial nnd t3rmin.1l polni3, constitutor ti-o most important mid-contl-nontallinli in that ovstem of tlirouU trnnsportatlon which invites end iaclll 1 atos tr.ivol nnd trnlllo botwoon oltios of tho Atlantic nnd Pncillc Coi.tts. It li nl3o tho fnvoritonnd bost ronta to r.nd iroru points JSi st, Northeast mid (Southeast, mid corresponding points V CEt, Korthv.xot end Southwest. Tho Roclc Island oyat ,m includes in its mcln lino nnd trrnches, Chiccrro, Joll3t, Otta.wn, LaSallg, Popri, Usnosoo, Molino end Iiocli Itlnnd. in 111111013; D.ivonport, Musoatlno, wnshinrrton, Vaii field, Ottumwn, Otknlcoca West Ltosrty, Iowu City, Dos Moinos. Indlanoln, Wintc-ricct. Atlantic, ICno::vlllo, Audubon, Harlan, Gutlivla Centra rnrt Council Bluirs, in Iown; aEllotin, Trontsn, Uamsron nnd Kms.i3 City, in LIlSEcurl; Lcnvonworth nnd Atchison, In K uisaj Albert Loa, Mlnneapolla i.nd St. Pnvl, in MJnnouota; Wctcrtovn in D.u:ota, and hundreds of lutormodi-ita cities, towns', vlllasoscnd stations. TE-3E GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE Oiuuv.ntQi3 Its patrons that sonso of personal cecurlty afforded bv a tolld, thorouThlv bill;ted rotl-bad; smooth tracks ot continuous ttool jail; BUb Htantiallv built calvorts and bridsfos; roilin-j etccir as near perfection ns mini ui H'iiu ma it.: oneratlon of all la trains. nil connecting points in Unl 'ti Depots, rvad tho unLurpotecd ccmlort3 nnd 'UKurla3 of "ts P. EsonToi1 Ucj'iipmont Tlio Pist Kxpri'ss Triins uouvaen Chicaero nnd tho Miteouri River nro com rioaod of well vuntiUtod, lino'y uphol; ed Day Coaches. Mcgniflcont Pullman .jr.'iauu Ditjwuui-a ui mo jLtwtc yiKn, 'olaborately cooked raoals nru kisurclv onten Annstito. nnd Health on both." Tint.vprn f Atchlsjn, nro also run th3 Colebratod THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Is tho dlroct and favorlto lino between Chlcaoro and Minneapolis and Gt. Paul, whoro connections pro mad- In Union Donots for ell polnto in tho Territories nnd Doltish Provinces. Ovor this route. Fast Esnross Trnina nro run to tho wnterlnrr places, summ r resorts, picturosquo localities, nnd huntinamd fish ing gitpunda or Iowa and Mlnnosota. It is nlso tho most dcsirablo 1 outo to tho rich whoat fields nnd pnstor.d lands of interior Dnliotn. . HtlU mother DIRECT LINE. vi Seneca and KtnUalioe, has been opened botvoon Nowport News, Richmond. Cincinnati, Indianapolis, nnd Lefnyetto nnd Council Blufia. Ilancaa Cltv, Miivonpolls nnd St Paul and intormodiato points. For detailed inform ition soo Maps nnd Foldoro, obtalnnblo ns well es Tickets, at nil principal Ticket OClc;s in tho United States end Canada; or UJ1 UUU1 KOOliJtf R. (7. GABLE. President and General Manager, Chicago. tk. 'VT ' uu luuiuinl Trim h 'V1 ucb-aea luauca lo ft.. HAnr7iV htM H(l MAS I II I dlO Al'DllMeil. 'lVtO.I tHI 1 1rl f. Vxnra J nn. thoniati'l cases thry abfolutely resr"3 n-am ituroly 036.1 ana broken jlowninen tothe full enjoyment of Derfoctund full MnnlffRm rntlin.nul.nc.fr.. . hrrsilsht tihnnt. ! 1n.IUnH.tl, ionrLior t01VrT,0.Sn.tn0fyurtr0l,,il."'i n:ur0 TKIALIMCKAOK b HKI!.vrith IMuBtMj,nmlft.Ao. Mad wholly of Cbtlletl Iron unil lIef"HMiu r Sto 1, tliu icd i.i tuiHa.iun o( Uo-.'ou,i. Wutnut, Jlurl uiit O.ik. M.iro than i:tnj alreuily used, lonts tmt litti, can tic1 UArd in nny trruM', is nlr ami unior Hutu it ml burn lur-prciur pntn-t'U hittu i kt?t antl btxly from tlnti(nM, muuld unil ilecsvy aixl from hur rowluc uuituala and venaiu. I lift- nultf are kf lit In strok and nrof.tr .!.. GIVEN AWAY! 'IY11 (Ik'UshikI J)fibits nrc nivrn jci- rl) to the f;ravc by not liavniL' 1 r. Hand's Teeth my Lotion on tneir gums when teething. SOMETHING NEW! So.Mini.UNG WONDKItrUL ! SOMETHING MAGICAL! To bntliu the Baby's gums while tccthingj relieving all inflanitnntitlU, swelling ,.,nhd pain. LOST! A good ninny night's rest by not having J)v. Hand's. Colic Cure, for it giyes 15aby comfort and- sleep without stupefying or injuring if,. No opiate?. No constipation. Hand's .lieincdics for Chil dren sold by all' Druggists. Laboratory at Scranton, Pa. Den. 5, 18S6 y a ti.w. I In Yard. Del. in Town $3.25 $3.50 3.60 3.50 2.40 3.35 - 3.25 2.15 25cts. per ton Less. A OT?T Li. Canned Corii, Canned Fears, Canned Kaspnerries Canned Pumpkins, IMne Apples, i.sissiiird. CCOORAPilV OP THtS COUKTHV, WILL THIS MAP, THAT THE nna Eiunniuoua I'minrr unrs. in wnirn M(rood rtiarctuion writlnr iie ran a 1 3 UUHLb Mm Eotweon Chicago nnd Kansas City end ItocUnlng Chuir Cars E. ST. JOHK, General Ticket and Passenger Agent, Cl.lcago. WW l volJ 1 the .Uun ul prvtetitjoua reme uics luruii j iriiuuki.no'i all (JuncL, niiuggi Ullil II III IJ1USJU IHJI r Vlv Ri'LKrn thourtudi, dui-i cu Interfere r wiili K'tcntiuu t J buiinii. or ctme naln FOR ' criiiconvLUicncejtisrty sy. I'uu tided ln IC ieiltlllj mediil rrlurl . 11 itliwt rpli. at ontj I) irut ol iti tpcclfle nfluuncela f.- 1 11 Ih.mt it. I a Th. ...I,.. 1 Tluntioniofth8 liutnaTjcrj4animrfitomt. The TREATMENT? Ca.licstt, 13. TvaSic:.;?. 5Sim, $7 UARRIS REM ED f CO.. Hfc Chemists. I SOQl IT, Tenth Btroet, ST. I-OUIS, MO. ShoiilU hp used in every Intrr iiifiit. Ailtiftu pt-sltive and ab fiolui.' siH-uiUy Hiutnti the krrae ruutH-i-. Is Ku,iy f.r Iniiuuttlata and I pnu'tipully Indestruct ible I ndor.HHd ant nHimuiHiidtHl by l'nd'-rUkiN, tvmetery Aug riuttD'H and IcadliiH citizen v HlMtlNtJtlKI.II il va, rio., Mtrluaul,t.Ohiu. Kv VITIVTIVV BCI I t . t,t. a REMOVAL! Dr. C. T. Horn, Kpspcctrully nnnotir.ccs to Ills customers anfl ll,o jicoide Kenernlljr ll.ntlio lissrcranved Ills UUUU STOllE ironi ItnckcI's llulhllnn to his new store room opposite tlio Puhlle Square Bank Street, Lehlghton, Pa., horn lio will bo jilonsed to rtcclro friends nnd tlio public, nnd sujiply thetn Kith Pure Drugs & Medicines, Fancy and Toilet Articles, Lumps nnd Lump Fixtures, Stationery & Choice Cigars. togetlicr with n nno lino of latest designs In Wall Paper AND DecorationS, at Lowest Prices. Persons enn also obtain Kjro tllnsscs nnd Spectacles, properly a,i. lusted to their slxhl ul rcnsnnuhlo pncfS, Prescriptions compounded with, caro day orntght. Remember, Till". OKNTHAL DltUO Store Feb. 2..yl T). t). T. I10ISN. Central Carriage Works Dunk St., LehishtoH, Ia.. Are prepared to Manufacture Carriages, I5uggics, Sleighs, Spring "Wagon, &c, tlf every description, In tho most substantia manner, and at I,owest (lash l'rlces Hcpnliitiif l'romjitly Alleiicled ( TKEXLKU & KRKIDU:i. April 23, 1SK yl Proprietors. WM. LUPPY & SON. of East Mauch Chunk, art" pirpiircil In do nfl kinds of Plasterii & Ornamental Work, at slinrtesl nutico. Orders by ninll will r cimvi- prmnpi addition. Terms modcratf or ciixilwiirk, rrplSII LEWIS H. REHRIG, Slate Roofer. r.KFWWXG promptly atti'trlnl tn at short notion ami nn reasonable terms. WOKK GU.-UtANTKED. Address: I'HINCK'S P. O., Ourbon County, Penn'ii. aiicSIMy. Fi nd 111 rt-nls poslnpend will mail vou Iii'h h ral, valniihle, suinple jlmx of coods Hint will put ,,iiin the wnv (rniHkinc tnnrp money nt mice, than anyilimi; eli-e in America. Hoi h sexes nt Kll iipos cun live hI home and work in si'iire I iino, or nil Hie time. Cupllnl nut rtquiied. We ill stun jou. Immense jmy mre fr llii.n' lm B'nrt at onto. STINSON i CO., I'mlland, Mum uov. 2I-I8M, Pictures, Pictures, Pictur -O Bras- SB I fff U m TH 8'3i Coined nnd enlarged in all sizes from card to life size, viz OIL PORTRAITS, WATER COLORS, Pastels, Crayon, India o o o All work guaranteed or no pay. us a can and o o o No. 105 N. 8th St. Allentown, Pa. Franklin Santee, Manager, J. S. KKEIDLER, AGT. Orders left at the Advocate Office will receive prompt attention. ,.,, AL. CAMPBELL, jl lie d eweler, 4 f , ; ffm C j&S6si4'!Pi - - All the latest Styles and Shades ! Best Qualities ! Lowest Prices ! Also a full and complete line of Pure Drugs a d Medicnes! Choice Wines, Liquors, Cigars, '& Tobacco ! l'ersiTliition carefully nmuxiuiidcd day or nlglit, at 3Sitfi&y,s' Cor- White & BridSe sts. Weissport, YOU WANT The Carbon Advocate! $1. per year; 50c. six LADIES!, Aro you reckless enough to venture I It to send two cents in stamps to the Mack Ihib- uihing Co., bj ana kij wasnington street, ' New York, for ouo of their beautiful lllua I trated" LndlcH Iloolcw." It is a novel, unique, nnd Interesting work to every person of refinement. I On receipt of ten cents In stamps thoy will send postpaid n full set of their famous ' household Ramo Verlin. I Kor ten cents they will also send a book con taining complete words of " Tlio Mikado," and mnslc of Its most popular songs, together with icu exquisuo c uronio caras, QUINEPTUS ! A very pleading, Iiarmlepsglycyrrhlrcil aromatic compound for dleizttlstng tho taeto of qutnlno nnu oiner outer urugp, enncr poiiu or inuos Trice, 75Cftitpor Tint Uotllc. Prcccrlbed hy tlionsandsof physicians In Kurope and America. Formula acconipaules every bottle. Cor Sale by Druggists. Mauufacturcd by The Academic Pharmaceutic Co,, L0ND0X AND NEW VOItK, 532-536 WASHINGTON ST., NEW YORK CITY. ELIXIR. An decant EnEllsh pharmaceutic prepar. ntlon for htllous, malarial and blood troubles ; tho result of over twentyflro years of most eminent scientific research. Approved by tbo highest medical authorities. In uso in tho hospitals In every part ot Europo. Especially helpful to ladles, children and pcoplo of sedentary habits. Entirely vegetable; free from harmful drucs. In' Handsome Packages, Price 50 Cts. Prepared solely by Tlio Royal PliafmWcutid Co., LONDON AND NEW YORK, Chemists by appointment to Her JIaJesty tho Queen nnd to tho Royal Family. NEW YORK DHANCIl! 130, 1 32, 1 34- Charlton St. ROYAL PILLS. Snmo medicinal properties ns IIotil Elixir, In boxes, SO pills to box, for as cents. FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS. REMEMBER THE BIG FODRI Vinegar Bitters C0ItDIAL, de,"Stc,"' fi0c Vinegar Bitters POWDERS, 130 doses, COc. Vinegar Bitters, nowstyle.n,tcant$l.o0 Vinegar Bitters, old stylo, bitter taste, $1.00 I ! Tho World's Groat Blood Purlflor i and Llfo Glvlnrjr Principle. ;0nly Temperance Eittors Known. The pnst firili of a Century tho I.cndlUE I'nmlly Alcdicluo or tho World. ft. H. McPonald Dmac Co.. Prcpricton SAN FU.VSnSCO asp NEW YOItK. o o Ink and Photographs. All we ask is a trial. Give lie convinced, Next to CLAUSS ,t BUO., Bank St., Lohighton, Has always on baud a lull lineoi Watches, Clccls & Jewelry S? ' al1 brandies roni'tiy aiimded deelU,85-Iy. M Borders months; 25c. three i I MJSCELUNEOUS. The adversaries of a eoml ransn nrn like men who atr ke nt tlio coala nf n largo flro; they scatter tho coals nnd propagate tlio fire. I Nickel plated ware can bo cleaned and brightened by rubbing with ilour and n rag. PileMPllesll Piles 111 Sure euro for blind, iilcfrilng and Itching plies. One box lias curod thn worst case of 20 years standlns. No one need suffer live minutes after using William's Indian l'llo Ointment. It ab sorbs tumors, allays Itching of the pri vate parts, nothing else. Sold by dniR- gisis nnu maiieil on receipt or price, 81. William's JIf'g. Co.. Prop's., Cleveland, vj. ooiu ai i nomas iirug store. Inquisitive people are the funnels of conversation; they do not take in anything for their own use, but merely to pass It to another. To Tonne Ladies. If your life is made a burden owing to blackheads, pimples and other eruptions on tho face marring vour bcautv and causing so much chagrin, it Is no longer necessary to enutirc it. JJr. Ulagg's Family Ointment will certainly remove all such blemishes and leave your skin soft, smooth and beautiful. Sold by all uruggisis nnu maiieil on receipt of price, 20c. Williams JIfc. Co., Prop's., Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas' drug siure. Ten thousand of the greatest faults In our neighbors are of less consequence to us man is one of the smallest In our selves. A Word to Workers. If your avocations aro mentally or physically laborious, if they subject you to exposure "in inclement weather, if they confine you to the desk, and are of a nature to Involve wear and tear of brain, and nervous strain, you may oc caslonally require some rcuovntlnc ton. 1c. Hosteller's Stomach Hitters Is the article lor you, It stimulates the failing encrgles.ltivlgoratcs the body and cheers the mind. It enables the system to throw off the debilitating effects of mi ll no fatigue, gives renewed viuor to the organs of digestion, arouses tlio liver mien inactive, which livery often Is with people whose pursuits are sedent ary, rcneus the jaded appetite, and on- eoiiinges neaiiiiiui repose, its ingreilh ents are safe, ami Its credentials, which consist In the hearty endorsement of persons of every class of society, are most convincing. Admirably Is it adapted to the medical wants of w orkers. Wo never hear anything of the phonograph. It lias probably gono into a barber shop and tlio poor thing been talked to death. What are Supposatoricsl A. G. Itosc, of New London, Conn., writes: "Send me two bottles of your Kemp's Pile Supposatories by mail. Our druggist is out. They are for a friend. I tried everything without help, but the Supprtatorlcs cured me." The treatment is now and within reacli of all, and would advise tho af fected to give them a trial. For pamph lets on plies address l!ox 'J95, Lo I toy, N. Y. For sale In Leliighton by Thom as, and In Weissport by Ciery, at 00 cts. per box. Tho eyll consequences of smoking are Illustiated by JIt. Vesuvius, which constantly suffers from eruptions. Sleepless nights, inado miserable by that terrible cough. Shiloh's Cure Is tlio remedy for you. Sold by llorn, Leliighton, and lliery, Weissport. Some women swallow llattcry as babies swallow buttons, without nny idea of tlio trouble that may follow. Is thcro any difference between a traveling dress and a walking suit? Don't give up, there is a cum for ca tarrh and cold in head. Thousands testify that Ely's Cream Balm has en tirely ciucd them. It is not a liquid or or snuu. n cures uy cleansing ami Heal lug. Price f0 cents at druggists. Ex-Mayor It. 11'. Townlev. Jiiiluo T. i'. Jlcuormlck, j;. 11. bherwooil. Hank er; and J. Magulre, banker; (. Davis. hanker; and J. O. Ticlienor, merchant all of Elizabeth. X. J.. earnestly com mend Ely's Cream Halm as a specific or caiuarrai atlcction. The letter carrier that gets around quickest Is tho cylinder of a printing press. Silence does not always signify wisdom. That hacking cough ean be so quickly cured by Shiloh's Cure. Wo guarantee u. ir. i;. t. iiorn, Leliighton, and uiery, cisspori. 'lis thought and digestion that makes books serviceable, and gives health and vigor to the mind. "100 doses One Dollar," Is true onlv of Hood's Sarsanarilla. and It is an un answerable argument as ta strength and economy. Thou may'st as well expect to grow stronger by always eating, as wiser by always reading. Sooner or later a man's thoughts will come into fruitage In deeds. Shiloh's Vltillzer Is what vou need for constipation, loss of appetite, dizziness, and ah symptoms of dyspepsia. Price 10 anil 75 cents per bottle. Sold by II'. F. lliery, H'eissport, and Dr. C. Horn, Lehlgliton. Too much overcharges nature, and as a result, turns more to disease than nourishment. Why go about with backache, sore muscles, aching sides or weak parts. A Hop Plaster cutcs. Maks no liasto to bo rich, remem bering that small and steady gains give competency, with tranquility of mind. A very poor illle pickinga pauper's pocket. Will you Suffer With ilvsnpnsla nnd liver complaint? Shiloh's Vltillzer is guaranteed to euro you. Sold by C. T. iiorn anil w. i'. ulery. Use charity on all; be generous In thought nnd deed; help others along life's thorny pathway. -Hie thermometer gains noterlcty by degrees, so to speak. It Is useless to attempt to cleanse a stream while the fountain is Impure. Dyspepsia, complaints 0f the liver or kidneys, scrofula, headaches, and all diseases arising from Impure blood, aro at onco removed by Dr. milker's Cali fornia Vinegar Hitters, tho infallible purillerof tho blood and renovator of tho system. It has never been known to fail Character Is proof agalntt thescof (Ings of ridicule, and tho consciousness of doing right takes the sting out of the most envenomed jest. Tlio exhausted and drowsy feelings, common to spring time, indicate an tin pure and sluggish condition of tho blood. which may bo remudiod by the uso of Ayer's Sarsaparllla. It is the most powerful, and, at tho same time, most economical blood purifier known. Hriglit faces oml cheerful voices aro tlie bet ornaments to the home. The world has been called a bub ble. This is probably because It takes a good deal of soap to run :t. EEYSTOBE WHISKEY Hpcrlnttr IllMltlml for Mritirlnul lc. TJii Bisi Tomci UNCQUALEO tor CONSUMPTION WAS1ING WSEASES and GENERAL OEOILITY. PERFECTS DIGESTION, tin. KOTV I.. WAI.I.tNn, Eur Rtxtii lii Clilif, Nntlunid Uunnl ut N,J.,wllritii "3tv nttenllttn m cillod tn your Krjlltn.e Malt W liUkey ly Mr l-Hl.tr, Pnipplft, itf Trenton, ftli'l I li.iTft mrd n ftw ttottlcti with fir lictttr .fleet than nny I lmrfl Itnd, I nm IvcniiltnptMllnB ttiir arllrto fti niy pracitce, uud find It rcrj Hatl'factnrjf." EEWAEE CF IMITATION". T"TttA rirnalne lt lit. Rltti.tnre ftl r.lSM.lt MPMIKLSON pn the 1..I..I. rii-ilalla of So'.Ui. EISNER & ElilEHDELSQH, lnie Agrnui lor int v n.) 316, 318 and 320 Rim St.. Philadelphia, Pa. For sale at Dr. Horn's. THE CHAUTAUQUA led Planter. A OflE-HAND AUTOMATIC MACHINE. (April 4, 1882. lvkf I 1'itii. too.-. tejV AH of Metal, Light, Strong, Well Constructed and Elegantly Fainted. Plants Com (and pumpkin cssdu), Beans, etc WmiKS WEIX IN SOODV, LUMPT AND STONY OIIOUND. Hlrfily roconimcnded by Kirmers untl Dealers in all sections. Tliu tunc 6avcd In one day's uso will pay for It. PRICE, - - S2.75. Liberal discount tn agents unit tliu trade. ' Canvassers easily niako $10.00 per day iu tho planting fcenson. Send for olrcula and extra Indncc mcRtsto aironts and hBif 'i'Sti "t cnnvnuers. -v . . - per, and address, TheChauuSuquapianuei'dompanij JAMESTOWN, N. Y. H!S! UackachP. IlfaetuniiUmn. Crick- Suralns. Neural. I (la, Otltchcs, Sciatica, Lame Bide or Hip, Kidney I Affections, Bcro Chest or pain In any part, local j or acep-seaiea, quiciuy go wncn a u.opi'Jasi Is ntJtillrJ. PrcDarwi Irom finnranaV Tilt CAnadaBalamfmdthemerlialnalTlrtiiriDfrrfwri II Jllops, Acta ln3tantly, cures q.ulc3t3y. The great-1 to apply. Bold by drmrpiflt and country stores, fl 23ctaM C for $1.00. Mailed for prlco, ProprloH yum, jmtut wt wawiXt jumbo ADVERTISERS can learn the exact cost of any proposed line of advertising in American papers by addressing Geo. P. Rowell & Co., Nowapapor Advortislng Bureau, 10 Snruoa St.. New York. Sand lOcts. for lOO-PaQO Pamphlet. User of Opium, aro yoa aware that I)r I.eRlfa E, Kcclcy'n Douni.n Cuutninc op Oold" will euro tho worst ence of this torrlblo habit in from three to five wcekn (ot home) without Mullrr liiS. Unlike other bo culled "pslulcwantldotco," It contains nut line partloli' or opium, or nny oritH pi'rpiirntloiiH.aiidyctthoiiatlent. while ropldly ridiicliiR hit morphine down to notlilucr, a ablo to attend li hla otdlnarr bu-lnrii and enjoys life as ho haa not done flncc Vocrniilnr the Opium or Morphlna Hnbita. Si nd for L.eay on tho Opium Habit. l'ltllB, or for llr. Lcflio B. Keeley's new worlc "Opium: lm Uu' Aliiuo nnd Cure, tent frfe on application. It la lhirpft complete and eonittrehuiiive ivoik eier puhlithod on tho subject, and ulvcs full Instructions for suit euro at homo. Address, or call on THE LESLIE E. KWSI.CV CO., DwiauT, fix. Cured In from thrco to nlu. ili;i. Arelterh'clly MWfiuiiinlmi)' i:ilt eliinl. J'sed lo-Uav reeularlj- liy 10ft) American Women. I.llnrnntppit Mnuprlni. ,n .. II ottiera. ort'iiHli rrlunded. llou'twasta tliix Iti mi ilr drat. Hold by all Jlrueillsts, or mailed to any nrlrlress. Bend 4 cts. ror particulars. WILCOX fril'IX'II'IO CO., l'lilloda., Va. A filling DrnMAUEUT PtDTAlu Itnntpun Lost orFailiijp; Mnuhooil. Norvoii3uon Wxnknoss, JLnclc of S tronctli, Vicor or Dovolopmont, CautM by !ndiitcret!on. ezce8.es. eto Deneflti In a dan Ouresusuallr within amonth. Ho Decentloa norQuocltBrr. roltl? I'ropfi, full diwcrlpUou an I LIUE lUiDlCAL 6a. i'.O. Urawer l?i ilullalo. Jf 7. AkUlULift. QMlLEcrn BitSIS AM) A Llfo Experience. Remarkable and quick euros. Trial Packages. Send stamp for sealed particulars. Address Dr. WARD St. CO. Louisiana, Mo. 25 YEARS IN CornS I m M i WITHOUT illFFIO I at The Greatest Medical Trinmph of tho Agsl SYMPTOMS OF A TORPID LEVER. Itoaaofuppctltc, Iiorrclkcoatlve, I'nln la the bead, with u dull aenaatlon la the back parr, Piilu uuder the aboulder blade, I'ullneai after ealiuc, with ndla. lucllnatlouta cxertioaor body ormlud, Irrltubllityof temper. J.orr aplrlts, with R reellns of hnvins nrclrctcd some duty. Weariness, JJlzzlnecs, Fluttering at tbo Heart. JJota boforotko eyes, Ilccdacbe over tho rlcht eye, Ilrstleasness, wltu ntful drenm, Ilishly colored Urine, nud CONSTIPATION. TCTT'S I'lLLSaroeipeclallyaclaiUea to such cases, ono doso circcts suc.i & cliango offeelliin'nutoinMiiialitli'aurritcr. They Iiirrcaae the ; A puctltcaDj cuaie Uio body ta 'J aLo oik l-'lcli.t i i-. tbu awua ia ;oi;rUlio.l, tt"d byih- rTonlo Action on tho Digestive Organs. Ilmularstoola aro TTl i'uray M..IV.V. rirrr8 HAIlTBYi: GiUT IIaib or Wni'KEits ohanued to a Ctossr lluicc by a sIiikIb npiilK.tion or tuts llri, it imparts a natural color, acts Instantaneously. Bold by Druggists, ci 9mt M oxprojs on I e -oipt or S t OiTtso, 44 (Hurray at., fisw V it,
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