An-H "r,i".n.'..ro'-lt ! oiu.-.iUb 'tJ, iiupovcrtairc'l, or itup.-.Tc t-nmtftiWi f the blood. Arcr'fi fcar.tiiorlll8ievut?arKl curM these crttptionanrul painful tunji'is, by rcmovins ttictr cutiso; tlio oatyeffffit ual wyr 61 treating tlicta. .'' Avor's SarsapArilla tins jiro vented tliq usual courso of Bolls, -rytilcll Wiv8 pained anil distressed mo every scfistm for sev eral years. G. Scale), rlaluvlUo, Jlich. I was Wly troubled with Jlmples on tlte fanni also with n, discoloration of tha skin, vrliinh showed Itself In ugly dark patuliM. No external treatment did more than temporary rjood. Ayor'a Sax eaparilla effected A Perfect Cure, and I have not been trrnlilod r.ince. . T. TV, fioildy, lllvor at., Lowell, Moss. I was troubled with Boil, and my b faith was liim-h iinnalred. I bepan using Ayer's Sarsaparilla, and, In due time, the eruptions alt disappeared, nud mv health wat -coiniiletcly reifnrml. John It. Elkins, Editor Slantey Observer, Albemarle, N. C. I was troubled, foT a Ions lime, with a humor which appeared on my foco In ugly rlmples and Blotches Acer's Bar aapariUacnreilroe. ltonsldcrltllubest blood piwtlier In tho worU. Charles IL Smith, North Craftsbury, Vt Ayer's Sarsaparilla la sold by alt druggists. Ask for Ayer's BarsapaiiUa, and do uot bo persuaded to take any other, rrepued by Dr. J. O. Ayer & Co., Lowell, iltu, rrtnoSlj bottle., S3. BUY AN ENGINE TJtll 70U hsre reen our circular ant prices, IS6O.00 for 16-llorse Power, to tHO.co lar GC Horee Power. Knalncs eomnlata wllh (tov- raflr. Tnmn. Master.. Throttle Vlllve .and 8lirbt l'eid-Ut Under Lnlbrioitor. More thun logoinu.e. teni lor circular wiving .ir.u. Diontnls from e' erv State In tho Uoloa. Per fect ttk'Wn 1 0 1 if uaranied. M0BKI3 MA 'HINE WnrtKS. HaUwIusville, N. Y. Mention this Paper raarlSSiJ win-re roa CIRCUURB, CIS m u pa CO n Pi o CO P-H wnnoMio uoj 3im March la-mi A'Farm in tho South. On Uib Installment Plau-60c. per Moutli- Clerts, Bloro Keepers, Mrrlianlcr, Li borers, and reople of ewery viedtion, ran purrhase a farm In th S.nilh nnd not leave their present employment until they havi paid for Ibo'lands aiid have had it put iu h paying, condition. Fiye acres In crape will yield a net profit ofonf thousand riol Isrs annually, and any industrious inechan. ie r laborer can nave enough nt his wage ytTY month to pay for ami start such a farm. Northern men are now doing this Why toil on Irnm year to year without a future. Bavo a litt'la every month and make this sure investment. There is no risks like int. corporations and loan as sociations and eavjng banks. Try this your wife will help vou save tiiamonev for the' take of a home of her own. Kor further Inlormation, address, Frank Wooilirard, Supt., Northern Co-Operative Colony, Itsleleb, N. 0. mnrlS-Efi A Land Of Ujl UUUUUU Those snlferiog wilb liiroul and lun; troubles, should correspond at onco will with the undersigned concerning Somta Pines Health Rosort. The highest known point In the Long lies I Fine Belt of the South. Free from malaria, Many Korthern people are now building winter residences at tliaPinos. Reicrencc Is siren to II. E. Parker, Kl United Opm ion, Bradford, Vt., L. A. Youag. Ed, Index, Lisbon, N. y , H . M. Harris. Ed. Jlenulli can. Olen Falls, NY., Il-.P-Clark, Gener al Passenger Agent, 220 Broailwav, K.York. SOUTHERN PINE3 RE30RX CO., Principle Oilier, Raleigh, N. C. M.rckii-ieec, 1838. POMONA NURSERIES. 1886. LAWSON Ilest tarty Murkot Pear. KEIFFKR Hen Uti Market Peiir. PARKY and I.IIIA-lleet Market Straw, berry. MAIILRDIIS Lariirst and licit Karly Red Raspberry. WILSON Jit Lareest known Ulackberry andbeitndapted to extreme cold climates where winter pro tection Is necessary. 4K Inches around. 103 bushels per acre. NIAGARA and other new drapes. Fruit Trees, he. WM. PARRY, Psrry, N.J, marsh is HM. This paper la kept on flic at tho o race of YERoSOH DVERTISINq BUILDING SBSSB PHIIADELPHUL CUIUHTCC TsrUlHrmit IBTFBTISHO rnrr CdllMAICO at Lowest Coah Rotes rRCC w4i.uBvi:it o cnuc nnrjnm atea9Sfwr n 11-11 a nun u inriiiuHL. $1 13 WEEKS. ThaPOLJOE GAZETTE will bemalled. securely wrat.ped, to any 'addrass in the United Stales for threo months on recaipt uf ONE DOLLAR. Liberal discount allowed to nntlmatltrs agents and clubs Sample copies mailed ires. Aaaress an nrners n RICHARD K, ros, FiSLia EcjUir.s, N, Y May 3. list ly How Lost, How Etsloteil! Just nut.llahed. a new edition of DR CnLVKRWEliVS CELERRATED ESSAY n tha radical cure ol BrisuiTuaRnuu or Seminal Weakne.s, Involuntary Seminal Luin, IuroTsxcr, Mental mid Physiral Inratwrllv, lmdimniu tit Nurrliee, etc also. CosscurTioK. Kr.Lnrsr and Kits, in tucd by self IndulKL-nceirtexual extraya csnca. io. Tha celebrated author, lit this admirable essay, clearly dmu.nairales Irmn a thirty Tears' sucreealul Irartlee,t'iat the alarmine rnneeucniwa of self abusn may be radically, cured; pointing nut a mode of cure al once simple, rartaln, and ellactual.thir means ol which every euir.rer, n mailer whal his ronditiou may be, jnay rure hmiMlf cheap ly, priyaieiy anu wucauy. jJUrThl Lecture should be In lha hand ef every youth and every man In the land Sent under wsl, Jo plain ruvelopa, to any addreaou'jfeliH ri four-ceois, or. two postal luaiittw. AU"im Tho CDLTEKHBLI. MUIICAL CO. i Ann ui,. r New York, N. T. UISTZ3 if TIMES t Ulsilftftl A A I I IrVJTfM II LULUIYHN Wide and heavy embroideries aro now too plain for sheets. Sheets and coverlets Itavo attained a gor'eousuess thaf Is almost indescrib able. Lace curtains, lacs pillows, alt to match. A woman looks bewltcbluj iu all this while cobwebby fabric. The laeo of the upper sheet extends all nrouud, Is not tucked under, but forms the border trimming of tho light blue satin or pink coverlet. Tho part of n sheet that Is turned orcr Is a delicate piece of lace work In which appears tho monosr.tm anJ coat of arms In relief. Nor Is that a sham, hut n genuine part of the shcut that mustbelaundrlei! every time the sheet Is. Lc lies' Occupations. The nppott unities fir 1 idles to find em ployment that la both sultnbln mid 11- mmiprntlvo aiv limited t tholr imv U muollv poor ns comparod wllh the salaries paid t" men In saint' hues nt occupation., lint there nro some ery H9ten exeepttuii"; lournaiiani. the iimma, music ana tin ni.ittoiiu oner eipial HdYantnees to men and women; nud thern Is one occiiiull"ii In which women 111 o Kcncnilly morn successtul than men. :u,d that islntlio nmniicrnii'lit of aprrlal iirihi lea. Ilv spei'lal HKcnch'H we moan, Ihcvnre Riven the exrlualTC control of tho fale or fpielul iirlloles that can not ho bought at the stores, mid, II I he articles have merit, nnd aro In 'demand, tliev are a sure source of profit tn tin, special anent If propeily handled. In this line the Cincinnati Huspenflcr I'nmiiinv aro offerliiif IndueoniPlitfi to ladlos that we tniuK ouaiit to nttrect attention, rnev are manufacturing the now ci-lohi at ed Oneen Cltv Skirt Mi-pendeit for ladles and misses and their nneipialed Sloelclns Sunpoiters lor l.ldles and children. Oscar Wilde. In lilt 'Tullosophv of Dies." sajs, the llrt and i,tii 1 uic 11 tiiit iiuu eai'ii acparair iiriu-u- iu ai.pard Is tohe suspended Horn the waist. Nalvrepivcs one no oppnitunlly nt nil of sinpei'.dltu! anvthlnn: from Iho wnlstN del l enttf cuive. Conseqnentlr, bv moans of a tight cornet, a r.etndar artlltclal leilpe had to lie produced, trom which thelnnerRiirinents are hui K. Where there are no sii'prndera there mu-t bo cnrsrti: adopt the lormrr and the latter illstippenr. ratlierlno do Mcilk-la. Illcrh 1'rlottess of poison and petticoat". In ented Hie corset. Now corsets nrc wholly had. Petticoats should ho puspended from the shollMi l-s. o ladv or mUs aliould bo without su' jienders . Ourlearllni;phslclans reonuiinciiu mem unci are louu iimieir praise of tho Ououn Cllv .Si.snendera. These cuoils are lnaiuu.ieiureii uy women, w no ua e inane the wants or Indies ami children a s.ttuly,iind they ask us to refer them to tome rcllalu and encrgetle lady to take tho exi luslve sale it mom. nrrt wo certa nlv think that 1111 oarn"'t solicitation In every household won 11 meet w th a reailv resnone. nnd that a urie.mioeu woman rouiii mar.e a iiiiiiu some silarv and have an exrhislvi liceney that would he very profitable. We advise flnv l.idv who Is In need of emnlov. ment to send to tlili 1 omiuinv her name and address fnlnlnlv wi-lltenl. and mention this paper. A Idri-sa The Cliielnnatl Suspeudei-I VO; iTu jain niri-rt, i iueinuaii, unio. If matting, counterpanes, or bed spreads have oil spots on them.wet with alcohol, rub with hard soap, and then rinse with clear, cold-water. Wash hair brushes and corab3 in soft water, nn.l liquid ammonia, In the proportion of four tcaspoonftils of liquid ammomi to one quart of water. Xo matter how large the spot of oil, any carpet nr woolen stuff can he cleaned by applying buckwheat, plentifully and faithfully, brushing It Into a dust pan after n short time, and pnlting on fresh until the oil has all disappeared. Never put on liquid of any Idnd to cleanse such a spot, & 77nlkicy Skeleton. llr. K. Springer, of Jlechanlcsburg. fa., wriies: "I was afflicted with Inn; fever and abscess on lutis". and reduced to a walking skeleton, (lot a free trial bottle of Dr. King's 2fcw DUcovrrv for consumption, which did 1110 so much good that I bouaut a dollar bottle. After using threo bottlts, found ntvself one' more a man, completely icstotcd t ueaitn, wuu a neatly aprctltu, and a gain in flesh of 48 lbs." uau at 1 iioum' drug store anil get a free trial bottle of this certain euro fot all lungs diseases. Larga bottles 51. To remove the stains of French sho" polish, either from woolen or cotton goods, wash the spot with tallow soap and let It stand for an hour or so, then wash In clean water, nnd afterwards proceed as with any soiled article. A teaspoonful of borax put in the last water In which clothes nro rinsed, will whiten them wonderfully. Pound the borax so It will dissolve easily. This Is especially good to reiuovo the yellow that time gives to white garments that have been laid away two or three years. -A room crowded to discomfort with furniture and ornaments, no matter how costly, Is never, restful and home like, and always sugge-3ts tho museum or the shop. Wool carpets should bo taken up and shaken once a year, and if tho room ts a common one twice or more. When ever a carpet Is taken up it should It carefully examined, and If any place are burned or worn, they should be carefully darned with ihe raveling to match. A carpet can be eaved verv mucli by guarding the entrance doors with mats, etc., especially the door lead ing from the kitchen. -"I liavo been trouble! with liver complaint, kldn!y disease ard bail blood for a long time. I have used Simmons Liver liegulator, and it has dono me more good than all the medicines I ever tooic. "uku 11: riu n, U. S. Dep'y Col. 2d Dls't Ga." When aunts make their way Into a cellar, a little quicklime placed nt tho spot where they enter will destroy them. Cockroaches havo a decided dislike to borax, and If It Is placed around their haunts, they will leave at once, Pow dered borax should be used. Croup, whooping cottsh and bronchi tis immediately relieved by islilloli'a Cure. Sold by Horn, Lehlglilon, and tilery, 11 clssport. e o w One spoonful of coal tar to a peck offceed corn will prevent crows from pulling up tho corn. Coal tar will have no effect on the potato bug. It will preserve shingles, If n.i, n ,1...., n 1.... 1.1. . thinned with oil and mix'eit with paint U much better. Catanh cured, health and sweet breath secured, by siiiioh's Catarrh i.bi.iBUj. . a.vu w it.MI llljru 'or free. Sold by Dr. C. T. Horn, Le- luguton, anu j). n. tilery, iteissport. Grass stains couio out best by using an application of soda and soap. Wet the spot, rub over it soap made soft In warm water, and as much common bak ing soda as will adhere; let it remain on the -stain half nn hour or mora, then wash out In warm water. Whiting and 'soap will also remove gross stains. Subsciibt' ior the Ad voqatk, only SI pciieur. UiJJJLJC.0 Arc ou reckless enoifsth to venture? If ro send two eeutj In Btamp3 Ui III! Muck J'ut lithing Co, 03J cnl 13' rtiublato'i Strpet. Ne 101k. foi one ft tiu.Ii- lwaiitlful Illus trated " I.alIteR' Moolin." It 1 a novel, unique, nU lnterwulasf work to every person of refinement. t , A. , on receipt -rt ten cents In stompi they will snd postpaid a fud Bet of their famous household pmo Verba. for ten 011. is tliuv wul ulo tcflu a tmov con taining complete wo. ils of '-''I ho iIlkado."ntid rouslr. of Its tnot popular eon-s, together ullh ten uiquitlta cliiomo cards. 1 ..-v .1..n..l,. 1mriii.sr-1irrrrhlxo,l aromatic coimiiniid f .r duwnlrtne Ilia laaM.pt qnliilno and othi-r bittir drinra, either solid or tlnlil. Price, 7KOilper I'lut IMtllc. I'mcilbi-d hy iliontonilof plirslclausln llu-ope ami Amsrlca. P irionln aceonipanlc ewry bottle, l'or Uulo bjr urnnBisis. The Acadoaio Pharmacoutlo Co.,- I.ONDOX ASU JinV V011K. 532-536 WASHINGTON ST., HEW YORK CITY LIXIR. An ploe-anfc Enffltsh nharmaeeutla crenar ntlou for blitou9. malarial nnd blood troubles tho result of over tventv i3vo ears of most eminent scisntiuo reaiai-eu. Approved by tho hlthest medical authorities In us3 in tho homltals ia every cart ot Huropa. Esncclallv helnful to lidleS. children and Tieoplo of aedeutary habits. Entirely vese table : f reo f rem harmful d ruffs. In Handsome Packages, Prica 50 Cts. rrcrarcd colely by Tlio Royht Plihi'rniidcutid Co., LONDON AND NEW YORK, Cncmlsts by nprointment to Tier Majesty, NCW YORK DUANCH: 132, 134 Charlton ISO, St ROYAL PILLS. Bnme niedlclnil propertlja as Kotai. ELina, In uoxes, ujplln to box, for cents. I FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS. MEMBER THE BIG FOUR I r jMri, Vinegar Bitters COEDIAL.) ,'I , 50c , , , ' . Vinegar Bittcra P0WD2H3, tD doses, COc Vinegar Sitters, nswatyle.j'l-OO Vinegar Bitters, old style, bitter teste, $1 .00 Tho World'3 Oror.t niood Purifier and Ltfo Olvlnff Principle Only Temperance Eittoro Known, . -r - 1 .. The JIOM, 11 1 1 11 u tt I.e...". J ... ..:". , I'nuilty .Mt-dlcluo of tho Uorld or mm 0K l. li. MoTonalfl Drns Co.. Proprltton SAN TitAKUSC O AHD HKW YORK. Essa-1 1 rw Copied and enlarged in all sizes OIL PORTRAITS, Pastels, Crayon, India o o o AU work gUavantccd or no pay D n 1 1 us a call and O O O r"-ft-iv jfiSHSS rAiW3 I o o o No. 105 IN. 8th St. Allentown, Pa. Franklin Santee. Manager, J. S. KREIDLER, AGT. Orders left at the Advooatk attention. AL. CAMPBELL, Tlie J eweler, WEISSPORT. - PA.. For PURE PRUGS and TOILET ARTICLES, Choice Wines and Liquors for Medicinal I'urpose8, Choice . , Stationery, Wall Papei' at l.OWKST Pliiors. i'lthSL-ltD'TKINSrarefulh-comnoundial. liar or Nluhl I'atrouuKe lullcltcd and tatli'actlun auAranteed In Price and Quality of lluous Sold. ' w. F. BIERY, Corner Yhite and Bridge Streets. Weissport. Pa. April IX. mj-ly. YOU WANT , The Carbon Advocate! $L per year 50c. six months ; 25c. litres Months. REMOVAL! Rctpcotfuliy announces to his customers and the people generally that he lias rerouted his llltl'U sruHKfrora I.cuckvt's llultillng to hls.naw store roam opposite the Publlo Square Bank Street, Lehifrhtdn, Far,' whom ha will bo pleated to reelve friends and tbo public, and supply Item with Pure Drugs-'& Medicines, Failcj.,:lnd Toilet Articles, Lamps and Lamp. Fixtures, Stationer)' & Choice Cigars. together wlth o lino line of latest designs tn Wall Paper DecorationS, at r.owes' Prices. Pcr((-n ran alio obtain Krc masses and Ppvelaclc', jiruperly ad. urted to their thrill at reasi4jubU prlol. Prescriptions compounded irlth care day or night. Ren.ember,THU CENTRAL DltTJU Store Fob. 2.-yl Du. rt. T. HORN. Central Carriage Works.) liimk St., Lehighton, Phi; . Are prepared to Manufacture Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs, Spring Wagon, &c., if every description. In the most substantia manner, and at Lowest Gash Prices Impairing rromptly A tl ended to TItEXLER & KREIDLKR, 1 April 2S. 182 yl Proprietors. WM. DUPPY & SON, of East Mauch Chunk, J" are prepared to do all kinds of PlastcriuK & Ornamental .Wort" at shortest notice. Orders hv moll wiH'r' ceive prompt attention. Tonus nindeMlt ,,,.,!,. .P,,U.it LEWIS H. REHRIG, Slate Hoofer.' REPMRINQ promptly attended to i short iiiitiei- and on roa'onable teriiis;- r ! WnifV fJTTAl? A M'I'WkTI , villi V-.-l&i-.i. . kj,jt ay , Address: PRINCE'S P. 0., Carbon Cohnlv Irenn'a. - aiis29-ly. 61-nd 1(1 -ents p'osrJ,nnrl wo wilt, inttil vou,hp t ..... L' J.' rvn., n mi. ui.-, M4IIIIHI IjOX of COOils tlial Will 1111 you in the way nl'mskinc more money at onre, than anylhine ei.e li Ameriea, Both sexes of all ages can live al home and work in eparetime, orUII the time. Capital uot rrnulre lr We nut start you. Iiiiinonso pHV sure for tliofrf wh start at once. 8T1N60N ,t CO., Porllainl Maine. nov. 21-IS65, u p m em from card to life size, viz1 WATER COLORS,. Ink and Fhotograpk All vyc ask is a trial. Givt be convinced. . Oitjce will receive prompt Feb S8-l;r Next to CLAUS3 ,t DRO., Bank St., Lohighton, fasn!was on hand a lull line o. Watches, Ctt& Jewelry Which lie is selling at very low - prieea REPAIRING- 'li all bfaiichea promptly allt-iided to. de.-lv,H& ly. MEDICINES,. FANCY" and Brands ol Cigars and l.oboc.cos, , , and Borders. &c, c lit Ten thousand Babies arc given yearly to the grave by not having llf. Hand's Teeth jny' -Lotion PH . their, gums wheri'tcething. SOMETHING NEW ! SoMETitrNG Wonderful! "SOMETHING MAGICAL! To bathe the. Baby's gums while teething, relieving all Infla'Tnination. swelling and pain. LOST! 'A. good ninny, night's rest by not having )v. Hand's Colic. Cure, for it gives Baby comfort and sleep without stnpefyiug or injuring it. No opiates. No constipation. Hand's "Remedies f r Chil dren sold by all Druggists. Laboratory at Scranton, Pa. Dec. 8, ItilSS' ly e o.w. ' mum The undersigned is prepared to-furnish the best Lehigh. Coal, from llarlelgh Colliery, at the following low prices, by the Car, fou cash only. Credit ten cents per ton extra: In Yard. Del. in Town Egg - - -Stove - -Chestnut No. I Chestnut Nor&- )Price3;at tlio MinesScts. per ton Lobs. J. L. G'ABEL, -DE ALE HARDWARE LUMBER, COAL, &c.f &e Opp. PUBLIC SQUARE, LEfllGHTON, PKNN'A IS HEADQUARTERS FOR ' ' Canncii Toiratoes, (Jannfd Corn, -Canned PcacliCM, (1ai;ji(Ml Pears, Canned LVas & I'lums, Canned llaspherrios Oaiiiii'd Lima Ucans, I'aiined Prnmkius, Canned Knlinou.Mnchrol. Pinu Ai)los, " 'Pickets. Kcd'hup " fihistnrd. We ask you to call and inspect our choice line of snoods. WHO IS UJIACQ'JAiriT iD WITH TH2 CEG BY CXAMIHINC ROGEt BSLAWD Wfcip-r " ' . r , i. i i . ' "f Sfejg-J. ., . , , - - . - ' --jgaJfe nv roism or in caat-l position rvad clozo rol tlon to c 11 principal linos rest rncl WOot, -yt tnit al and tormln d polai, constitute tl p most lrppoitrnt mid-cpnti-liontillmU in tint cvtrtom or t'lrou? i trnnsnorteticn vvuicli invites end rtclll fitrwolaamYiAoaiclt:3i ct tho .tlt.r.tic end Vr.citto Co. tts. it 13 also ttio favorlto mrJ l536 roati f tr.d u-oru points iBi st, orthcaot and EoutUoast, and corrapondlnj points W ett, Kcrthweet cr.d eouthv.-cet, Tho Ilocl: Inland oyot 'Ji includos in its mcln lino end Drrnelico, Chicago, Jollot Ottawn, L.aSall-3, I'oorii. Genosoo, Mollno rnd Eocli Itlund, in Jllinpio; Uwanport, Uao3tlno, vnshiuTton, Fahflold. C-ttumvp, Otbalcoea Wcat Ll-'sortv-. Itwn Olty, Dan Molms, Indinnol'. Wlrtrrect Atlantk, Knoxvillo, Aiviubo-j Harlan. GutUrla Cont-o rnrt Council Uluirs, in Iowo; GcUntlu, Trent m. Uamaron nni Knsa Cit.in Missouri i lcf yenwortli and Atchison, in 1C .na-is: Mbsrt Loo, Uinna'ipol 's i nd St. Poul, In lainneaota; Wr.tortown in Dauou, mid Uundrodo of int.-rraoOUta cities tov;r.i, vll.agos end etaticcs. THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE Gutinnto'a It3 patrons that ncaso or personcl Becurltr afforded by e solid, thorourhlv b Uijted ro.d-boa; omooth traclio ot continuous Eteol rcil: oub atintlall built oalvorto and hrl'isasi rollln? etcct: oa near perfection as human a'illl cva malco it; tha uafoty cppllar.coa of pctent buflore. platfotmo and air-braUou; and that osaotirtj diaciplina Yiliicli novorca tho practical opsratlori or al( lt3 trains. Ot'aar opociallioa or this louto uro Transtoro at nil connecting points in Unlan Dopot3, a.-.d tho unsurpaiccd cemforta and 'uzurios or 'ts P.ta3onfor Eq-ilpmont. . . . . , Tna laot tineas Trains batweon fhlcogo rnd tho Mifopurl rilveraro rem Tioaod or roll vontllatod, flnolv upholotcred Day Conchoo. Magnulcenr Pullraan Klaco Sloapora or tho lat33t 1&l8m, find euniptuous rininff Cere, In i which elaborately cookod meala aro leisuroly oaten, "cood Clncglon wrltlnar on App5tlto. and Health on both." Bofrweon Cliicago nnd Kaccas City and Atchlajn, aro al30 run tho Calcbratcd nocllninj Chair Cera. THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Iatho direct and favorite lino botwoen Chicacro rind Minneapolis and St. Paul, wharo connactiona cro mid in Union Donoto for-all pqlnta in tho Territories nnd D?itl3h Provinces. Over this route. Fuse Emrc33 Trrtno era run to tho watorlni placoa. oumm r resorts, plcturesquo localities, cr.d liuntlwri net nah lnT rjrounds or Iowa and Mlnnosota. It is also tho nv ot dccirebls routo to tho rlcaT-boat flolda end pnotor-l lands or Gtlll rnothor D;ItEOT LINE, via Sonoca and KanUaUpo, Ucs.bsen opened betwoon IIo-Tport Nowo. Richmond. Cincinnati. Indianapolis, i na i-rtayoo rnu Counc 1 BluflU Kanoos City, Min ennohs and St. Paul and Intermediate pohits. T7A .lit.llnH 1nf.-rvt!rtr, Rort Mnm Tlcliots, at 1 11 principal Ticliot Olflcso by edJrcajlnrr R. R. CABLE. President and Qonoral Manajsr, Chlcano. a o fflH jVALlwUutFii tnailt d ta t-r rKflbE.nfUmi,i,!.riitw.l,il matiit Here restored ta health br u-ao' lA&mi' SEMINAL PASTILLES. A Kadical Ca nt tor Kervoat Detu 1 1 tj, Urrnr dlo AictjMen. Tested forl'luht Yrrn in limcyA a?ate . To those who uirr from tltemnnirot-icuradiPciiMia SJSiiJSS!tSa THE BOYD Mid v holly ttt ClilUed Iron and itfemt.r &ttft. Hushed la imitation 01 itubwuia. wmuui, Jtnrl aod Ualc More than 12.u already uwd. Oui bul llui-, caul t)Q ued in any Kruve, itt nlr tind water iluht nn a bora nrpruar protects botU ca 16 nud toAv from (lainpnec, uould aud deoay od froui bur ruiii iuiiiOAlt aad vtjrmiu. Thee Vjuiti areliept in stock od &ra fir (ate Undertaker iu J ituiliotu Alw, dealer in all Iatho ucdertaklug tusloen TrotnHl'iIbwerrd mm PS LIT I I TS... T.W THE GREAT UiifailiDgSp.ci2o uver' DISEASE. CVMDTfltVilC Billsr or bod u la month I Of IHr I UlfiO. t.niruocoahMhlie crcovervl vlth. brown furi rln fo U.e lck, Me, orJolnl-nen ml.t.ken for Kheuni.tlimi .our.lomachl Iommiiim K utile I t(wntlin n.u..a .nd Mtertwah, or lmttllOflt .tul.ncy and uij criiA.Uon.1 lowel. .lurn.ietjrco.ttv. ni la. . liMiln.li.l I.M. iiflntlnMV. With . IMi.rul SCI.. wtion ol hiring failed to do foiti.thlnff hk1i euelit to have been donei dvldlltyt low.plrii.i a thkk, ycllov nmuiNnMnf ih bln nA h-m (ttvrMilytl jvef t tvl IcNnoti the urin U iUnty and hlch-tuIoreU, and, if allowed to iunda deposits a Mdimcnt. GICaaiOKS LIVER RCGULATGB, l'UKELV IXOMTAUIJi, aii trrtcTiiAi specifi: for Mnlnrln, Djspepala, C.instltmtlnn, ltllloiiancas, Klclr llcutlaclic, Jaundice, Naussn, Colic, Mental Depression, Dowel Complaints, lite, Be, i:tc., Is pnerslly used In dia South 19 arouse the Tor. pld Cher toa healthy action. It acts without dit-ttirbnrtce to the system, diet or occupation. It re;ltlto thn Uver, aad anu... the bile to act as the purge. Ihe execs of Urcbetna; rmod, a tnnlo rtfect Is produced and health U rerfcctly restored. The Regulator U eivenwuh safely and tha happiest reaulta to the inoit delicate Infant. For all di.eaMS In which a lnxntlve, iiltorn tlvo nr putCHllve Is needed it wtli give the most perfect uikfaition. The Cheapest, Purest and best Family Medicine in the World I THERE IS BUT ONE SIMONS LIVER REGULATOR I JEST See that you get the genuine, wfih the red Z en front of Wrapper, prepared enly by J. H.ZEILIN & CO., soUiaorniaroas, PHILADELPHIA, PA. $3.25 $3.50 3.60 3.50 2.40 3.35 3,25 - 2.15 11. IN- OEOQRAPIIV CF THIS CCUf-iTttY, Wll-i. THIS MAl. THAT THE & PACIFIC RAILWAY interior iijuoia. ri-rfayotto rnd ntirl Prtlflnrrt- nntnlnal5JO S9 WOll BQ in tho Unltod Btatoa end Canada ,. or E. ST. JOHW, Gonc-al Ticket and Pasccnjcr AGcnt, Chicago. Avoid thft tunwuitt 'ti ot ptuuotttii rune. wliotienntf oif" ittob ucd thitlrrfc- 1 i i0 ft cH Hi-. llrKt-JJT tlili M.VS iCii t'luU.ndj. dut not inLcrfpr m h ft wntion to butmeif, or ciusraln elfin lid metj cal rrinetn'e. 13 r dlA.it Influence ! fi't wlthuut tit U jr. Tkecitlur I ir(ntiB n f I lis. human ArMit lam t.ir.l tt ' TREATMENT Cssl!t2th.S3. Ctts 21:1. IS. mllii. i? Jtninii-j?elemri'tiofJitercf ivf?i back, thr Mtlrnt HARRIS REMEDY CO., tin ClItfJiSTS, Bbnuld be used In every Inter ment. Atfiirtla pualtiTe and ab a luleaecaiu flgulosL ttia grava rustier. 1. ready f-r ImmiMltaia u,t and 1-iifneifoally ladtruui-tok- lnluroeilari'i rvconiaurnded b) L'tiderukvn.. l'aietry Ann eiaiiciM and laaiiiif ettfawuH ev-r-u liert- Maaitttturfd ay ttia grUI.NlMIil ll(!, CO.. tiiirlnaUcld, 01U0. by VALENTINE BCHWAjiTZ, Fumiabinc kinds of FURUIU'KE. CalU Mrlainins day cr uiUt, ilanli it., LchigMoo. J SO (m MISCELLANEOUS. , A .Chicago boy ..swallowed some needle sovcii years ngo, and they aro just working out of his cnlvcs. Wo knew a fellow who swallowed toino green apples iheu ho was h boy, and they Hover woiked out of hlru, Ho is just as gteeu now ns he was thirty years ago. PllesTpTleslI Pilss I II Suro cure for blind, bleeding nnd Itching piles. One box has cured tho worst case of 20 years standing. No one need suffer llvo minutes after using William's Indian Pile Ointment, It ab sorbs tumors, allays Itching of the pri vate parts, nothing else. Sold by drug cists and mailed on receipt of price, $1. William's Mfg. Co., l'ron's., Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas' drug store. A Boston paper sujgests vaccina tion as a cure for loud talking at the aters. This would not effect a perma nent euro unless tho tongue was re moved about three feet from tho mouth when tho operation Is performed. To Yountf Ladies. If your life Is made a burden owing to blackheads, pimples and other eruptions on tho faco marring your beauty nnd causing so much chagrin, it is no longer necessary to enduro it. Dr. Flagg's Family Ointment will certainly remove all such blemishes and lcavo your skfn soft, smooth and beautiful. Sold by all druggistB and mailed on receipt of price, 20c. Williams Jlftf. Co., Trop's., Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas' drug store. A lady died In Ca ubrltlse. Mass., who was so much In love with her fam ily name, made her lover change his to it, before she would marry him. A Word to Workers. If your avccatlons aro mentally or physically laborious, If they subject you to exposure in inclement weather. If they confine yon to the desk, and are of a nature to Invoke wear and tear of brain, and nervous strain, you may oc casionally require some renovating ton ic. Uostcttei-'s Stomach Hitlers is tho articlo for you, it stimulates the falling encrglcs.lnvlgorates the body and cheers tho mind. It cn.iblcs the system to throw off tho debilitating effects of Un due fatigue, gives ictiewed vis;or to tho organs of digestion, arouses tho liver when Inactive, which it very often Is tilth people whose pursuits aro sedent ary, renews tho jaded appetite, and en courages healthful repose. Its Ingredi ents aro safe, and Its credentials, which consist in the hearty endorsement of tiersons of every class of society, are most convincing. Admirably is it adapted to the medical wants of workers. The penny is not in circulation at Atlanta, Ga. A prominent business man of that city says that the merchants aro oppoied to Us Introduction there, because they would then havo to sell for only two cents what -now brings a nlckle. Tho traitor who Is expected to be loyal to both sides the arbitrator. Eomo Foolish Fecple Allow a cough to run until It pets bo: yond the ruch of medicine. They of ten say. Oh, it will wear away, but in most eases It wears tneni away. Could they bo induced to try tho successful medicine called Kemp's llalsam, which wo sen on a positive guarantee to enre, lhay would Immediately see .the excel lent effect after taking the first dose, l'Hce50o alid SI. 00. Trial size free. Bold bv T. D. Thomas, Lehlghton and V. V, lliery, Welssport. The Chinese name for tho old scratch is It Clihig. This is remark able. According to a Philadelphia mu seum manager couterfeit freaks of na ture are crowding genuine oddities out of tho market. One-of my children, a girl about nine years old, Inula very bad discharge from her head and noso of a thick, ycllowisb matter, and was growing worse; wo had two different physicians prescribe for her, but without benefit: we tried Uly's Cream Halm, nud much to our surprise In three days there was a marked Im provement; we continued ttslus the Ualm nnd in a short, time tho discharge was appatcntly cured, O. A. Gary, Coming, N. Y. Irobadly tha shaklness of the "limbs of tho law" accounts for the law's delay. A cow's horr, five and a half feet long, Is one of tho curiosities of Cali fornia. Shlloh's Vltlllzer Is what vou need for constipation, loss of appetite, dizziness, and alt symptoms of dyspepsia. Price 10 and 75 cents per bottle. Sold by II. P. Ulery, ll'elssport, nnd Dr. C. Horn, Lehighton. Father What is your favorlto hymn, Clara, my thirling? Clara Tho one you chased away over tlio fenco last night, dear papa. A dcblrable bargains in silks a pretty girl with a m 1 Ion. Catarrh, when chronic, becomes very offensive. It Is impossible to bo other wise healthy, and, at the same time, nr fllctpd with catarrh. This disagreeable disease, in Its most obstinate and dang erous forms, ran be cured by the use of Ayer's Sarsaparllla, An exchange In ten llrg to puff musicals characters, wrote tltat their parts were too short. The ptlnter put an 11 for an r lu "parts." A man Isn't of necessity bald headed because he has nn heir. Snit.oii's cough and consumption cure Is sold by us on n guarantee. It cures consumption. Sold by ltlery, H'elssport, and Horn, Lehlghton. To clear a house of rata, fill the holes wttli ted pepper and then stand In the cellar for a week and play a base brum. At thirty-five the average American discovers that ho hasan "Infernal stom ach." and so goes to tho hands -of the doctors for the remnant of his life. Prevention Is better than cure, but Dr. Ylalker's California Vinegar Hitters will both cure and prevent dyspepsia, diseases of the skin, liver, kidneys, and all disorders arising from bad blood. A procession of old maids and bachelors always marches In single tile. An open q le.iltn arc you going to let me in? I'm- lame back, side or chest, use Shlloh's Porous Plaster. Price 25 cts. I Sold by V. T. Horn and II'. V, lliery. "School Suits,'" advertises a cloth-' ing house. It may suit the parents, but j we violate 110 confidence In saying that vacation bulls the average, small boy belter. The President' of tho Cambridge. Mass., Fire I us. Co. recommends Hoods barsaparilla ns a building up and strengthening remedy. The orop of corn on the cob will bo Immense. The crop, on the hoof is also painfully large. Hop i'(aa oil re pain, and dleae when other remedies fall. Always soothe and atrengtheps, Ordinary mortals try to throw of tad impresslomi : printer's don'f. HaKlrf WBISKET gpcrlnllr tllatilteA for aiodlrinnl Uae. THE BIST TONIC 1 UHrgUALnDlorCONSUMrilON IVAiTINO DISEASES and CtNEflAL DEBILITY. PERFECTS DIGESTION. Pit EI)W U' WAI.tlNO. Oar pKo in Cl.lif, NaUoaal Quai-4 .if N J., Ktltn : JIv attention was railed ta Tour Kf-yit'ina Jlnlt IMtl.kfy hy Mr lli.r, UnipKlkt, of Trenton, ami I li'iva im.l a f.-w )xittlea with fur Ulti-r f ffctt than any I Iiiit. l.ml. 1 am ivcomnitiidfnij vimr art tela Iu my tu!lt, aiu) nud It wry mllifiictory." SCTASS "cfchTATioas. frT-Th. Ownt.. It., th. RlrtM.I rMiallo ef SsKlt. " ''ft. EISNER & tVJEWDELSOW, (Sol. l,.u (or ih. U.S.) SIC, 318 and 320 Racs St.. I'hiladetpHa, Pa. For sale at Dr. Hoi nV. THE CHAUTAUQUA a o He-hand AUTOrvlATIC MACHINE. . I April 4, 1882. int. jrub, 21, 18S5. All of ICetal, Llsht, Stroag-, Well Construotod and Elosantly Paiatad. Plcnta Corn (and imapkln Eecd!.), Boons, eta. WORKS WKI.L IM SODDr, LUUrV AND STO.NV OHOUND. Highly recommended by Farmers and Dealers In all sections. Tkc timoaaTodlnoneilay'a uso will pay lor it. S2.78. Liberal discount tn agents ami tliu trade. CarjTasrirs easily rtinlte (10.00 per Jay iu tho planting season. Send for olfeular, anil ostra tndtioo ruc ts to ngenta and rjW( LIlllTlttKIO. jtgi Mention tWa pa sSSTpor1, and ndarcas, The dhautenqa&piani erllomptinfl JAMESTOWN, K. V, YOU CAN'T BEAT THE Ussaiuo p--s-j.d ot l'rooh and cs-ivo inxU-1 nail tvonu ir tno errs crp "a and alac.se. I Trcuarcd fro a tlio ca:naleta v.rtu-3 cf L-C3li ncp2,CTnr;aadyritchiindOuin3. Tcreatcst slrcaj-ticsiniT plaster ovn- invented Apply 030 to Baekacho. Crick, HhcuzaatUa. KiAzxny ralaa.BUtchos. UcUUco, Er CUest,crralain ft-ayport, local ordorocaitfd. Comb lr.r?jitlyi cootlica cad ttrenjtc:'. t-.o tired All' ready to apply. D.ld l.y drux and country CO., loitoa ADVERTISERS can learn the exact cost of any proposed line of advertising in American papers by addressing Geo. P. Rowell & Co., Kowapapsr Advortluinrf 13urou, IO Spruoa St., Now York. Sand lOots. for lOO-Pugo Pamphl.L SUFFERINB TTscrs of Oplnra, aro yon avian tint Dr Leslie K. Keoley's Houatc C'!n.,imin or GoLn1' vrlll caro the wont caao of tlila tirr.blo babliju frym threo to flvo Wft-ka tat homo) without unfTri' lusr. Uclikootlierco cilKd 'paiuloasamWotos," it contains not ono tnu ltclo of opium. Of nny ol'ltn iiroparatlotiti. an.lyet ttie patlwit, whfla raj.trtljr ri-d:icin; III. iiMirpuiao duuv to nothlnc, la aliio to otlci.il tu hli o Amary tja-lifs ana colors llfu as ho has not dona .Wipe i.jiloalus tho (Jiilam or Marohlna Iluhlta. H-i il for Pfiy on tha Opium Uahit PltKE, or fur Nr. Lo-.Ha V. Kceloy'anfcw .ark. "Gpiunit ha Ura Alno sad Cam, aant freo on appllcailon. il iKUimvtt complote nrirt . oni'irahun.lvo v.-ork e'er puliiUhc.1 on tho snliject, nul irlica full i-i.trHCtlobs for sill euro at hone. AilurcfH, or call ou THE LESLIE L'. 1OJ0LE7 CO., Dwicti-r, III. - ritfiitt' '- Arc iKMfecily NaltianUithvay lillc'clunf Viiod lo-Cay rcgidarlj- by IQfXO Amerlc,iQ Women, Gimrnittcrri nnuerlar louu otlipm.or 'nth rolitiiloJ. l)ontvsto Imonev on wort til tl antrum a.. Trr t!i!H Ii'nndy llrt. Hold by all DruncUts, or nulled to nny ndtiirss. Bcnd4cts.forparucul3X8 n vjuiurv. reunion ui.buunni uut ru.t Lost or Falli UK Manhood. Nervousnau Woaknoss, Iaok of Strength, Vigor or Dovelopmont, by indfncretlons. excuses. 4-to iTineflUta a an Carnuiunllx wttiiln amoath, No XecepUoa AorQnnckTf, rosltivo Vroofi, full dsscrtittlou I 1 tsrof nfiTieo In plain pealtnl nrlope, ttt. URlEllEUia&l, 00.,P.airawtrlOttff d " " m rtiMmr nrrtiiaii'iir prnrmt rttrtprrirt AkUUk MfllLEoiu laWBAtU&S A5D )3BIUT! FEJIALE IltCiT. A Llfo Esporionco. RomarkabJo and Culclc cures. Trial Packages. Bond Btamp for sealed particulars. Address Dr. WARP & CO. Louisiana, Mo. TUTT'S niiiwr'ii'qifcKmfiEa 25 YEARS IN USE, Tha Greatest "Hadlial Trinpiph cf tio Agtl SYMPTOK1S OF A TORPID LEVERn Iioaaufiippelltr, HuirclacoallTC, 1'ulula tho bead, Trittj a dull aensatton tu (bo back part, l'ala under tbo ahouldcr hlaile, i'ulloc.s nftcr catlnc, srltb ndla Incllnatu to ciertlouof body or mind, Jrrltablt..ycf temper, I.ot iplrlta, irltU nfccllBzoibKTlns-ncelrctcd aomo duty. Wcnrlncss, Ulzztncaa, iriallcrlnE at tbo Heart, Dots bcloro tbo eyes, llendacbo oyer Ibe rlslit cyr, Ccatlctane&a, witti fitful drenma, Iilcl.ly colored I riuo, and CONST1PATIOW. SVTT'H 1'ILLS aro especially ndtipted to such rase, 0110 d..o cia-cta sucu n cbane'offeoiiiisnaton-,i. nlslitliosurittrer. 'Ihcy Inereasatbo ..potl(e,Bn4cauftr tha l.ndr TuUa on l lu.li. t . it a trm la uotirislie.1.. 1 it 1 i Tonlo Aetlou ca. tutf tUaesti,.(-runsItriilartJtaolaar) pflniii. i if,.. 4ij,7iirrayKl..nf,Y. U Ml UCAT IXAin or wm-Ku cha,t.'vi. ta : ULoasr Dmch bv iv atiu-o iH i liC uio.-i vr vuit.ai.i b iiaftki.panuirAl iior.cia InstanUneuualy. . bqld ky DniLcicU.. cr cntby oxnreaa Art rtraeiptor 91. Ofrtoo, 44 Murray 8t., New Yortt. rill 3 1 urn PRICE, kit "!B.itf?ji-a:.-.SLfe? ANSY PILLS 1 PELLS
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