ON-THE ENGINE. fianaint aLocotnotirs While Deathly Stck Tacstojc, M.s. Or. D KcnntJy. JlonJon1, V. 1". Dr itt f I am Miriiginrai n tlieOM Cnlin It'llrnHn, ami run the full Itiver b Jtl liettvrrn I 'nil Itiver or.rl IViwril, r !Iiir1d Taunton. Furttn years Isuller eil evernhiug but ifealh frum dyspepsia. Oiieo I hail such, ullndlnij, heuilacliei (hat I could liarnly.Sea. t iliiok thiswaailua pa'rllr to irrttsuUr habit of eating ami partly to the jar of the n(ue. Remember that huflrie.l everv medl cine i haf4 of ltd had been treal.-d by aom'e of the brat iilitsirians in Tutm and iVwell, Al this erl'tln.1 time 1R 1A'ID KENNEDY'B FAVOltlTK REMEDY was reoommendrd, to tne- It was new to me, nil with in y experience nl incili.lnes, ynu can eleiiy'liirniTe mo fur rajin, that I Lad not iVparlfolf of faith In It. I bad taken it but a few ilys when t betan to get belter. TIia rnnr; arid sure (WJItg Inft niy stomach, and the mapping palna my head, and eonn I wna all right and have been ever since. It i the only thin that ever did ma the least (md, and it drove every ache, pain ana rilsenni fortoompletetv'out ol inv h..lv. U"w J keep KENNEDY'S FA'VOHITB HEM EDY with rue on my engiuu, un.l it wherever 1 50. Why, I believ FAVORITE REMEDY will rurr anything. One night a while go John Laytnn, an eneineer. who rum the main line boat trun from Il'islmi.niiiie on toy eDfcine sIcUhs ilenlh. lie was norn out with work, had a high fever and win en nervont he almrat brule down crying "Norjreilae,-John," I eaid, "cheer up. I'e got aomrthlug on my engine tint will art jwa up in JiUv." I took out mv bitile of "FuvotIio Rein'eily." "lilted Ida 'head and cave him a good dose. He went to bed. Two taya later I mw hici looking as healthy as a butcher. "Dun," he suiil. "what waa that stud you gv nie the oih rnfehtr "It was DR DAVID KEK NEDY'S FAVORITE REMEDY, Roudout. . " said I. "Well, I don't cnrenhi.se remedy it Is. il't the thing for a man on the railroad.' 60 we all eay, Yotira, etc , DiKISX Fitt. It Is your own fault If you suffer from Ileadache, Indigestion, or Drsiieimia. One Dollar will bny a bottle of Favorite Rem Jyatid cure you. Catar'rI ELY'S nv'c CREAM BALM rCPCAKinisWK IS WORTH $1000 TO any MAX Wonin or Child snITcring from Catarrh. . E. NmrjuN, Greling, Mich USA. I A particle lanpiliVd into each nnslrilaml ts agreeable to use. Price 5(1 cents liv mall or at drnc-lita Send (or circular. ELY BROTHERS. Druggists Owego, X Y. Jyl8, 1S8J. .13 "W EEKS The I'OUHE GAZETTE will he mailed, securely wra.pd, In, any adilraa. in thi Cuited 3tatra fur three months on reieipt ol OWE DOLLAR. Liberal discount allowed to pnt ma Mere, agents and rlubs Sample copies ij.jile.i free Address all orders to RICHARD 1C. FOX, Fraxiuii fQUiot, X. Y. Mar JO, 1884 ly How Lost, How Restored! Just published, a rew edition of PR. CULVKRWELIS CELEBRATED E83AY en the radical cure of SrKr.WiTOkniiir.i or Seminal Wraknes, Involuntary Seminal Lossis, IviroiaY, Mental 11 ml Phyeical Incapacity. Impediment to Marriaee. etc : alao, CoKsrMPTiiix, Er.tAvav and Fit, In duced by self indulgcnce,ur sexual extraya gance, Ac. The celebrated author, In this admirable essay, clearly demonstrates tri m a thirty years' successlul practite.that the alarming ronreiiutpcea of self abuse may beradi ally cured; pointing out a nmde ot cure at once simple, certain, and ellectual,,by means of which overv eulferer, u matter what his condition may be, may cure himself cheap ly, privately and rtttically. .CfrTMs Lecture should bo In the hand of every youth and every man in tho land. Sent under aeal, in a plain envelope, to any address, on receipt ol fourceula, or .two postage stamps. Address The CDLYKItWELb J.EWCAI, CO., 41 Ann St., New York, X. Y. Pott Office dox, UO. mav23 ly For Sewest Designs and Mst FasbionabU PItESS GOODS, DRY GOODS, GUOOEIllKS, PROVISIONS, SILVERWARE, &c, &c. GO TO E. H. SNYDER, Bank Street, Lehighton. Goods cuaraulerd and prices ua h.w as else where fur lhceiiiie quality nf goods. July 18, loS5-ly I JjaUnrjniJi'flllnKour Ktamuahu lit tetyiaaaaii lliuLti Steadv wora nioniti ItooKB or lor Snrlnir and Milnmer. Address J. LI. Mc. UDBur & Oo.. 1'hUadelplilA. I1J.M0RTHIMEH.SP, Rotary puBLij OFFICE: ADVOCATK I1UILDIN, Bankway, Lehighton, Penna All business pertainlog to the office will receive prompt attention. 16 Subscribe for the Advocatk ! $1.00 PER YEAR! Circulation 000. IF YOU ABE INTERESTED IN THE S UNN Y SO UTH, Or II jou think of Chan King your Locatim It will repay ynu many thousand fold To Invest Pivo Cents in a, bam pie Copy of The Southern Colonist, One of the prrtileat, brightest, and loo t rnlertaiuing publications In the Southern Sulta. It la full id I ; maty Information. Address. SQVTilEU C0L0XJ3T, Jyll .r.) SyiJttwu r Mth,fi, C. 'FARMERS' COLUMN. I The Drosd Kare and the Colt. I It has been well and truly said that the training ami education of a youug animal should begin before It Is born. This U not only possible but easy. Tho disposition anil character of the proRency ts most apt to be like that of tlie mother, and a nervous, vicious, restless marc, will be apt to produce a colt with simi lar fiults. This should bo taken Into account now, Mhcn the unborn colt Is physically formed, and Is about to derive Its mental character from the tlatn, as we may say w ith truth; for If any of tho loner animals exhibit traces of mind and reasoning power, tho horse excels In this respect. In Its nervous system, a horse approaches more closely to a human being than any other animal, and of all our domestic servants, It Is influenced In a greater degree by Its master's treatment than any other. The mauagemcnt of tho brood mare tucr, becomes an important part of the on ncrs business. Feeding Is but a small part of this; the inoit Important Is tho cul ture of a kind and docile disposition The mare should not he overworked or wearied; the whip 6bould be hid aside if It is ever used, w lilch is a grand mistake In tho treatment of a horse, hut is mado needful at times because, of the use of It upon brood mares every gentle atten tion should ho given and In every re spect the maro should bo controlled by kindness, and difficulties carefully avoided. If this conduct were the rule, our horses would be like those of Arabs, our friends and not our slaves, and would be always willing and eager to obey our commands and even anticipate them. A hnrso can ho taught to understand our language. If the one word, "whoa," can bo understood, other words can. Jm. Agriculturist. A Oreat Discovery. Mr. YTra. Thomas, of Newton, la., says: "ily wife has been seriously afTcctcd with a cough for twenty-five years, and this spring more severely than ever before. She had used many remedies without relief.and being urged to try Dr. King's New Discovery, did so, with most gratifying results. The first bottle relieved her very much, and the second bottle hat absolutely cured her. She has not had to good health for thirty years." Trial bottle free at Thomas' drug store. Large site $1. It may not generally be known that if the saucepan in' which milk is to le boiled ho first moistened with water, it will prevent the milk from burning. At a fashionable dinner soup is the first course. All should aec-'pt it, even if it is a kind they do not like, and know that they will not touch it. Soup should never be called for a second time. Take it noiselessly from tho side of your spoon, and never tilt your soup plate for tho last spoonful. Killed by an Overdose rini.AUEi.PUtA, Pa. At an Inqurst held over a child, the jury found a ver dict that it came to its death from an overdose of a cough mixture containing opium. The. coroner said that nothing is moio natural than for parents when their children are suffering from coughs and colds, to give them what they con sider to be a harmless remedy. Un fortunately, however, ho said, morphia or some otner narcotic lias liltberto fw mod thp lt.lsiR of oil rnni.li iii-nmM. tions and Is gratifying to know that the ....... A I. . l. t. 1 e. ... uisi-uvui, jveii oiur uougn iuro. Is free from opiates or poison and has been endorsed bv hcilili nfllclalt lt nil sections of the country. Price, twenty- uvc cema a uoiuc. To Irightcn the insldo of a coffee or tea-pot fill w ith water, add a small niece of soap and let It boll about forty-five minutes. -Pork cake: Half a pound of salt fork chopped fine.twocups of molasses, half pound raisins chopped well, two teaspoonsful each of clove, allspice and mace, half a tablcspooiiful of salcratus or soda, and dour enough to make a stiff batter. The oveu must not bo tco hot. Exactly What is Bought After. A safe, reliable, not. repulsive remedy that cm be taken without Interfering with business or pleasure or disorgan izing the system. Such is in Simmons Liver Regulator, purely, vegetable. Gardeners plant onions for scd in the fall. They freeze and stay in the ground all winter, and sprout In the spring. 'Salad or heets. This salad is particularly good when both beets and potatoes are new and tender. Doll In salted water equal quantities of both, aud set on Ice to get cold. Just before serving cut them Into thin but rezular slices, dress with pepper, salt, oil and vinegar, and garnish with watercress. A EnnaihlA Man would use Kemp's llalsamfortliethrnai and lungs. It Is curing more eases of coughs, colds, asthma, bronchitis, croup and all throat and lung troubles, than any'other medicine. Tao proprietor has authorized JS.iery, of Wcissport, and Thomas. lllia rd.icv In rnf.,...! - - - i . I .w 1. 1 .(111. 1 uln money If, after taking three-fourths of (1 Iwittl Hilln, I. ..... !.. . "wine, luitvi is uui. uuiuiueu. i rice 60c. and SI. Trial size free. Try tills layer cake: Five cess. their weight lu fine flour, and also In sugar, and half their welsht In butter. Melt the butter and mix It with the sugar, adding the yolks of the eggs, ono by one, beating all the lime, and then add the whites, which have been beaten to a stiff frotli, adding tho dour last. Hake in four telly-cake tins. Marmalade or quince jam is spread between the layers. Steameii hasl Soak and clean. tho same as for boiled ham; put Into a steamer, coer, and keep the water underneath boiling briskly. Allow thirty raJnntes to a pound; when nearly done remove, the ekln, and place tli ham in a baking pan; pour over It a little vinegar and sprlukle with white sugar; hake In the oveu few minutes till a ' uiee blown. This is a nice wav to rnoW part of a ham; it wastes less than wheu boiled. The use of Incubators for f Uicki Is ou the Increase- Only Touiyoranco Bitters Known, t 1 1 gSM .in aVran.Tit .1 l j"j ii awn 1 1 J n v :wi ; m m at I BIT THff" "" n otlinr incillcliio known so Effect tllv purees tho Wood ot dccp-scated diseases. Millions bear testimony to lis won arrtnl rurallro effects. . 1 U a purely Vegetable Preparation, undo rain itiu iiaflvj hi rln audrootaof Coll. (orula, t'o lujdlcjnai piopcrties of Trhlca era etr nclod therefrom without the nae of Alcohol. It removes llio can so ot disease, and the pailcnt recovers his healtu. It In itio crcut Ulnod Pnrlflcr and Llfc-tf vin lYUiclnle J a. Ocutlo Parrelta, and Tonic ; a porfect llonovator aqd Iovk-oralor of tlw system. Never before In tho hlrtOry of tho world haa a medicine boon compounded poiucsa fog tho poM-er of Visroin Bitters In hcillng the alcli erf every dla man Is heir to. Tlio Alterative, Aperient, Dinphfjrotle, C.ir.nln.tlTC, Kilrllioua, Lfutatlvo, SodiUre, Countcflrrltant. budorific, AutI)lllnn Bol v.'Mt. Uluretloand Toulc properties of Viuvoab BiTTiiiMexoood thoejof aay other modieuiola tha woil f. No lierKon can takn IhoTlwTTti .rrn.il. Iiw todir.H'iions and rt-malu Ions nou elf, prorj ued their Kuas ore not deetroyed by sunenil l-.-ou or viner iiicr.n?, aeu loo liai Orzans wa-Nvl heyend tho o!ntot repair. IlllloiiK, Iteiiilttcnt, fiiicnnlttent and Jlolarial revera, are lircTalcnt throwctioat t'io Uultod Statm, particularly In the valkra of oat rmut it era and their vaet trlbnlftrlca during the Sn:iinur Mil Antoniii. MiwciaJy darUigacasous ot nniMii d hnat aud dr) wt. Thosn Percrsj aro invariably a'cornrtanled by eytn-lvodcrannici.taof fheatomaib. 1 v. r ana boewUi. In tiijir teeatrntnt, a ptiripUite. ererUng a powerful influenco upon lhcte or tra, la abaofutaly noccesarv. Thoro ta uo cndiarllc f or the porposo cjial to Hr. J. Walker's Vrsr.uAn Bittiuj, aa ft will ap'ediry remove the darlcco'orod viscid naUer with which the bowels are loaded, at the same tlmo ettmnlatln; the secretions of the liver, aod Bcneraflyrwioriiig thohcotthy fouo uobb of the dicceilva organs. FortMy the body against fileoaae by pa rlrjlng all Ito fluids with vikesab Bitthis. No epldumlc cca take hold of a eysteui tha forcAmeil. It Iiiviaorntcai tho Slomnch and stuntUatcs the torpid Mver and Bowels, cleac lni: the blood of oil linpuriUcri, tmpnnhiR Ufa and vigor ro the f i-aiue, and carrying off with out the aid ot Colomol, or other mlnerob, all poisonous raalUr from tho eyirtcm. Ityaipcpailii or Indlgfnilon, ITead ache, Palo fn the Mhoulders, Couriia Hrht nesa of the Chest, Pneumonia, Diiiimia, IJad Taitcfn the ifouth. Ulious Attacks. Pnlpfta tlon of the Heart, and a hundred other fain f ul symptoms, are at once relieved by vike oapBitteeo. for Iiifiamnintory and Chronlo Rheumatism, (lout, Neuralcio, 1 dseascs of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder, tho Blltcrs have no equal. In these, tut In all constitu tional Diseases, Walker's Vdeoaii Bitters has bbotm its great curatlvo powers tn the inert otUnate and Intractable cases. Mrcltnnlcal Dloeosvaw Pcrsnss en gaged In Paints and ilfnerals, such us riunib ere, Tyrcttcrs, Oo'd beaters. and lllnem. as tbey cdraace fn life, nro nubjcct to Paralysis ct the Bowels. To guard aihHt this, toko occasional doses ot vcr eoa rBittets. Kktu RiollMC- Kcrofu'.l. 1 a't Vthri,ni. Ulcers, SuoUlngs, l'lmplea, l"u3tules. Boils, i Carhunclea. Hlog-worms, f5cald-head, 6oro ! Jij-eu, Krytf pelat. Itch, ticurfa. Diacoloratlons, Humors and disclics ot the Klin, of whatever I namo or nature, are literally dug un and car- I nea c-i or uvs syucni u a suon umo oy uo use ot the Bitters. l'lii, Tape and oilier Worms, lurb fcg fn uie s.rHtoni of so many thousands, are effectually deployed, and removed. Ho sys tem of msdlctae, no vermifuges, no anthel mintics, will ti ce tho eyttcm from worms like iSBaAR HrrrccB. ITIcaalcit- Kcnrlct T?vrrr. Hmnnt Whoonuig Cough, and oil children's diseases may uiauu ie ciovcro oy Keeping iqo bowels op-n with mild (locos of tho Litters, lror Ecmato t'otmiliitiitn. in vnuno or old, married or eingle, ct tho dawn of wo manhood, or tho turn ot life, this Bitters has no equal. tjie-aimo mo vitiated Ulootl vrhin Ks impurities burst through tho stin InErnp tlons or Korea j clcanro It when obatnictcd and elu iglsh In tha veiua ; cleanse if when ft fa foul ; your feelings win tell vou when, and the health of the system will follow. In conclusion i civo tho Enters atrial. It vt.l sneak Ik- Itsvlf. Ono bouto ti a hotter fnisr.uiteo of Its ucrit3 than a lengthy adver- Around onch hottlo are full dircctlocs printed la dlfTcrcnt tosuages. It. II. ItlcBonaldDrur Co., rroprlctore, Ban FraiKtsco. Ci., and C28, Hi k Iffil Vfaahlnirton bt, Cor. Clmr.ton tit, 2aw York. Sold by all Scalers and Drncrplsts. V I o o o Copied and enlarged in all sizes from card to life size, viz OIL PORTRAITS, WATER COLORS, Pastels, Crayon, India o o o All work guaranteed or no pay. us a call and be No. 105 N. 8th St. Allentown, Pa. Franklin Santee, Manager, J. S. KREIDLER, AGT. Orders left at the Advocate Office will receive prompt attention. AL. CAMPBELL, Tlae Jeweler, Go to Biers Drug Store WEISSPORT, - PA., For J'URE ZRUGS and MEDICINES, FANCY and lUU.bL All 1 JULIib, Choice Wines and Liquors for Medicinal Purpose, Choice Brands of Cigars and Toboccos, Stationery, Wall Paper and Bordera, &c, Uo Apr.nKi,By!ERY' CflrDBr m 'M BrMee Streets, Weissport, Pa. YOU WANT The Carbon Advocate! $1. per year; 50c. six months; 25c. three Months. "R JMJ jyT Q V A L I Dr. C.T. Horn, , Respcctluliy announces to his customersand the people generally tl.athe has removed his DltUO STUItE from Lcuelrel'a Uultdlng to his now store room opposite tho Public. Square Bank Street, Lehighton, Fa., where he wilt be pleased to rreelre friends and the pahlle, and supply them Kith Pure Drugs & Medicines, Fancy and Toilet Articles, Lamps and Lamp Fixtures, Stationery & Choice Cigars. together with a fine line of latest designs to Wall Paper AND DecorationS, at f.oweat Prl.ca. Peraona ran nl.n nlit.ln I Eye-Olasses and Kpeclacles, properly art. lusieu io msir nam ai reasouanie pnetf. Prescriptions compounded with care day or night. netx.ember,TUBCENTBAL DKCO Store, Feb. J..1 l)u. (I. T. HORN. Bank St., Lehighton, Fn., Are prepared to Manufacture Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs, Spring Wagon, &c, Of every description, In the most substantia' manner, and at Lowest Cash Prices Repairing Fromptly Atlcmktl IX) TRE5LEU. & KRKIDLER, April 2S, 18B yl Proprietors. WM. DUFFY & .SON, of East Mauch Chunk, are prrparei In iln all kinds of Plasteiis & Ornamental fort', at shortest notice. Orders hv mail will r ceive prompt attention. Terms nio.feral, or ci'iwlwnrlt. setilill LEWIS H. REHRIG; Slate Roofer. REPAIRING prnmplly altrmled to al short notice and on reafonahle ternia. WORK GUAKANTKED. Address: PJtlNCE'S P. O., Carbon County, Penn'a. anx2n-ly. Bruil 10 cents pnstage.and as "111 nmll you fiee a rtul, valuahle, sample hnx of goods Hint will put vim III llm ivuv i.f l.iuLInn more money at once, tlum nnylhlnj: else in America, uoili svxea or all uges can live al home and work In sparetiine. or all the time. Capital not required. We will start ynu. Immense pay lure fur those who ('art at once. ST1NSON i CO., Portland, Maine. iiov.21.1SS5, Ink and Photographs. All we ask is a trial. Give convinced, ... Next to CLAUS3 A DUO , Bank St., Lehighton, Has ul wax a on band a full liueoi , Watches, ClGGb& Jewelry Which he is selling at veiv low prioea REPAIRING- in all branches pruiiiplly aliended to. decltf.Ha ly. Central Carriage Works GIVEN AWAY 1 t :" Ten thousand Babies arc given yearly to the grave by not having Dr. Hand's Teeth" ing Lotion on their gums when teething. SOMETHING NEW! Something Wcndekful ! SOMETHING MAGICAL! To bathe the Baby's- gums while teething, relieving all inflammation, swelling and pain. LOST! A good many night's rest by not having Dr. Hand's Colic Cure, for it gives Baby comfort and sleep without stupefying or injuring it. No opiates. No constipation. Hand's Remedies for Chil dren sold by all Druggists. Laboratory at Scranton, Pa. Dc. 5, IKS J ly e u.w. LEWIS respectfully informs his many has removed his BOOT LEWIS WEISS, Arnp i, 16S5-ly Job W" ork. Lowest Prices WHO IS UHACQUAINT5D WITH THE CEOORAPHV OF THIS COUNTRY, WILL r.l!R DV EXAMINING THIS MAP, THAT THE : JiiH5SsMlr, o. ft ij l, i no i si55, ft &Si5KAM8A8 Cwe4rSf tUS&u.fa,. c4e j CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RASLWAY Ilv reason of Iti contral position and closo relation to all principal llnoa EriBt oncl V03t, r.t Initial mil wrmlnal polnt3, constltutos tho most Important mld-contl-nontol lint In that cvetom of throu j'a tranaportotlon whlcU lnvitoa and fcclll t ntoa tr.ivcl and trafilo botweon cltio3 of tho Atlantic nncl Pccillo Coatts. It la nlGO tuo favoi-lto and txsss routs to end from points Eret, Northcaot and Bouthoaat, nnd corrasponcltnj points W est, Northwest end Southwest. Tho Ilocl; Island ayot iin lnolude3 in lw main lino and branches, Chicago, Jollot, Ottawa, ha SMo, f'oorli. Qeneseo, Mollno end Roclc iEland, in Illinois: Divonport, MussHtlne, Washlngtton, Fnlrllcld. Cttumwa. Oekclcosa, West Ltoorty, Iowa City, D03 Molnss, lndlanoln, Wlntcrcet. Atlantic, Knoxvlllo, Auduhon, Harlan, Guthrls Centra end Council Bluffs, In Iowo; Gellatln, Trenton, Camoron and Ksnsra City, In Missouri; Leavenworth find Atchleon, In ICanaao; Albort Loa, Minnoapolli and 6t. Paul, In Minnesota; Water-town In Daiiota, and hundrods of lnt;rinodlato dtlcs. towns, viUcfjos end stations. THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE Guarantors tta patrons that censo of personal security afforded by a solid, thorourUU' b'lljtod roid-bad; smooth tracks of continuous eteol rull; eub ptontlalls' built culverts and uridzea; rolllnqr otcck ns near perfection ns human sUlll can mako It; tho safety appliances or patent buffers, platforms and air-bralios; and that oxaotln j dlsclnllno which rroveiTO tho practical oporatlon of all Its train-. Othsr spoclattles of this route aro Transfers at nil connaotln? nolnta la Union Depots, asd tho uneurpaE-eed comforts und 'usuries of 't3 l'.is33n-rer Equlpmont. Tha Past ExprfD3 Trains botwoen rhlcaso and tho Mlfsourl Klverare com posod or woll vontllatod, llnoly upholstered Day Coaches. Jdatmlflcent Pullman Pdlaco Slo3pera or the latest 16lsm, rind sumptuous Elnlnfr Cars. In -which olaborntoly oookod meals aro leisurely eaten, "trood Digestion woltlnor on Appotito, and HoaltU on both." Botween Chicago ana Kansas City and Atchl33n, aro also run tho Celebrated Reclining Chair Cars. THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Tqt.hn dlrnnfc nnd fT.vnr!tft lino hfltwnen dhfrero nnd Mlnneanolla and fit. Paul. whom connections nro mod 1 In Union Donota for ull points In tho Territories and British Provinces. Over this route, Fast Exnress Trains aro run to tho waMrlm pi: Inrtcrpunas i.iVuhmt f5tlll t-nothor D'REdr LINE, via Seneca and KantaUee, has been oponed botwoen Ilo'vport Ilowa Richmond. Cincinnati. Indlanapollo, r nd Lafoyetto end Council Bluffs. Kansas City, tlln oapolls and St. Paul and lntermodlato points. For detailed Information eoo Maps and Folders, obtolnablo ae vrell bo Tickots. at rll principal Tlcltot Offlcea In tho United Btatos end Canada; or by adurcsjnir R. R. CABLE. E. ST. JOHN, President and Goncral Manager, Chicago. Oencrsl Ticket and Passongcr Agent, Chicago. EoEEi XTtrxrnrv ltntgolarcetro'vrtini mnt(nt werorMtored to health bT usaof HAnnja SEMINAL PASTILLES. A 1 Old leal (IiirM tor Mf.rvoam l)hllltr. Ortrnnli WULkne9ftndl1hTiilrfli I)t?rnvln Yon n or Mid. 1 t.mt WW a-T9l.s..rV ,Msl NfW FOR (Ha A-MiiMen, Tnatfi flip Vluht Ymn in trrnn thoniAnrl on4si ftisav nhanTtt tnl MMfirn rromnt 11 rn X L2t"l aod broken down men tntht full enjoyment of perfect und full Mwlr Strength and Vinorou Health. . To t hota who euffer from tho Pnr obwrura dltetue nrounhtftbout by IndiscrtiOB.Ks'oiuro.OTer-Ilraln Workaortoofrea Indulcenr,weakthHtroa send u ypor name with etHtemen t of your troulile, and ecur TltlALl'ACUAGBl' ItKK.wltbllluit'd )'Amr.hlat.Ao. D GRAVE Mad wholly of Chilled Iron and 1 teste in r bteel, tluWhed la tmltatloi) ot lUibcwutMt. Walnut. Hurl and Oak, More than 2to already used, Ouu but Ulllu, can bo used lu any gra e, Is nlr nod ralrr llwht and burn far proof; woiecU toth c krl Mittl bolv from dauipm-u, mould and decay and from bur rvlug auiaiaU aud vcrailu 1 lu-ktj Vuitf are krpt In slock nd are for ufo t tiller laker ud Kmbalmer. Alo,rieatr Id all ly Ibe ucjcitik'ng bufcei j-rvmptU icifrcrcd THE GREAT REGULATOR zfey MX PURELY VEGETABLE. Are You Billons? 7t RepilaUr mrveraili It curt. I meat cheerfully recommend it to all who sufTer from Bilious Attacks or any Dltute caused iy a dis arranged state of the Liver. Kansas Cttv, fdo. W. R. BERNARD. Do You Want Good Digestion? I suffered Intently with Full Slrmatk, UtaJ. ackt, etc. A neighKor, who had taken Simmon? Liter Reeulaler, told me It waa a sure cure for my trouble. The first dose I took relieved me very much, and In one week'a time I wa as utrong and hearly at ever I wa. it Ike test mtdicint Itvtr tods for Dviftitia. Richmond, Va. H. G. CRENSHAW. Do You Suffer from Constipation? Testimony of Hiham Wahnis, Chlef-Jiutlce of Ca. : "I have uied Simmons Liver Regulator for Conitlpatlon of my Bowels, cawed by a temporary Dcr-ingement of the Liver, for the lajt three or (our years, and always xattk dtcUtd trutSI." Have You Malaria? I have had eaper.ence with Simmons Uvcr Re jo btor since tP6), And regard it as Ike ree.!iil mtelicint of Ike timet for dittatet texulitir It rn.il.it i.tl reliant. So good a medicino doacrvea universal commendation. Rav. t. B. WHARTON. Cor. Sec'y Southern Baptist Thcololcal Seiabary. as- THERE IS BUT ONE SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR I See that you get the genuine, with the red Z front cf wrapper, prepared only by J. h.zeilin & CO., sots raoraiBiuHS, PlllLADELrillA. I'A. WEISS friends and customers that he AND SHOE STOr B Into the JfEW BUILDING, nearly opposite Ida Old Stand, and that he Is now reeelrlog and opening up for their Inspection a lery large and fushlonatdo line of well-selected Boots, Shoes, GrAITEItS, Hats, Caps, UIVlBRELLAS,c., suitable for FALL AND WINTER WEAR, AT PRICES TO SUIT THE TIMES! and Invites you to call and eiamlne Onods and learn prices liefore pur chasing elsewhere. SATIS TUI TION In all cares fully Bnarantced Remember, THE NEW SIOKEop. poalte tha f ot ot IRON STItrFT. BANK Street, LEHIGHTON. ' diet forthrMtruUtleitBDd all Qoack. WQOtMIODiy BIIU 11 IOD1BC41 lOCtf TIO lintf. 1UI OUHb HIslitfT IDAIIII wish tfuUntlon to buj.neia. or ciute Ml a orlnconvcolcncfliotny wtr. oundrd a flentiQa tnetltcal DrinciDiri. llrdlmi ippUcfttlonta the aest of dicue lu ipoclQa ifucncel felt without ilrliT. ThenBtonl 'unslliinsirsf Ihst tiiitnkli i-irffdniaina Mtdiirvil. Thai WKritdftDlniAtlnvcltmentiof Ilf artnTlvdn LacIi. the Etfttlrnt becomea clicifui md rapidly ytlna troth ttno A ad ha aim TREATMEMT.-0mM3. TiJJ. Ttfic, 17 HARRIS REMEDY CO., HF'Q Cucuisu, SOOtf If. Tenh Street. ST.IX)tfIS. MO. Bhould be used In every Inter ment. Affords positive and ab ftulute security Against Ibe grave robber. Is ready for Imraedlato u? and U practically luUestruci Ible. Indonied and recommended by Uitdertakerm, Cemetery Asso ciation and lentil n it cltltens ev erywhertt. MnnuracturiM: oy Ibe Hi'UINm'IlM.I) .1IF3, CO.. tiprUcUvId, Ohio. b VALENTINE 8niVAnTZ.FurulshiD kindt of FVKNITCRK, Culli prtaining cr eight) UUk it , Uhlhtt'Ci 2 20 I tu ra wmrm 11 in MISCELLANEOUS. Mttstaplia Johnson Is tlie nntiio giv en an Erie boy last week. Johnson, tr., Mustanha have a foiulnuss for foreign naraas. Courtship Is not run by the rule ot three. "Shure, an' wouldn't wan o' tlntn bearskins make a folnc buffalo robe. Flip! Piles!! Piles ill Sure cure for blind, bleeding and Itching piles. One box has cured the worst case of 20 years standing. No one need suffer five minutes after using William's Indian rile Ointment. It ab sorbs tumors, allays Itching of the pri vate parts, nothing else bold by ding glsts and mailed on receipt of price, $1, w imam s jirg. Co., I'rou s., Cleveland O. Sold at Thomas' drug store. The youns man who said: "There Is a garden In her face," wasoldcntly using flowery language. The man who signs himself "Con stant Header," Is probably a fraud, man can read constantly. To Yonne Ladios. If your life Is made a burden owing to blackheads, pimples and othercruptlons on the face marring your beautv and causing so-much chagrin, It Is no longer uceussary 10 eniiuic it. iJr. rlagg' Vaniilv Ointment will pprtnlnlv rpmnv all such blemishes and leave your skin soft, smooth and beautiful. Sold by all urujjgisis ann mailed on receipt of price. -vc. u imams jut g. to., l'rop s, uievi'ianu, j. sou at i nomas' ume oiuie. If the dude's high collar be take away from him, fashion should devise some other means to keep his head from wobbling. While her mother was taking a fly out of tho butter, .little Daisy asked "Is that a butter-fly, ma?" Physicians Have Found Out That a contaminating and foreign do med in the blood, developed by ihdlges Hon, is the cause of rheumatism. This settles upon the scusatiie sub-cutaneous covering of the mucles and ligaments of the jolnts.causlng constant and shiftin; pain, and agzregating as a calcareous. chalky deposit which produces stiffness and distortion of the joints. No fact which experience has ileiiionslrali-il I: nrr.iri1 In ftnvlffr'u KtMt.inl. lll.(.. has stronger evidence to supjiort than this, namely, that this medicine of com prehensive uses checks the formidable anil atrocious iliicase, nor Is It less posi tively established that it Is nreferalilu li tho poisons often used to arrest it, since me meiiicine contains on v salutarv in lireil eiltS. It is alun n. bI'miiiI ri-mnilv for malarial fevers, constipation, dvs- pepsia, Kinney ami manner allniiMits.de blllty and other disorders. See that vou gci iuu genuine. 41 Mr. Hi-owning, the poet, In search of health and Inspiration, walka five hours a day. "What is your circulation?" asked the Inquisitive Individual of an editor "Illood, principally," was the calm re ply. "ify mother Is clghty-threo years of ajjt, iiiiu ior years lias silliereu greatly with rheumatism In fact she was quite helpless, being unable to move about the house. A lady friend induced her io uy nr. u.wm Kennedy's Favorite ueineuy. aim did so and round almost immediate ridief." The noucr of this medieinn lo do good extends to all ages and a wide ram of complaints. You cannot possibly i egret having pur chased it. Itemembcr that rheumatism cannot be cured externally. A suitable wife foran athlete should be a dumb belle. A man's temper, unlike the kind ling In a stove, Is often lired by a bad match. Ought a teamster to have a teem Ing fancy. I was troubled with chronic catarrh and gathering In my head, was very deaf at nmes, nun niscnargcs irom my ears, and was unable to breathe throiieh mv nose. Hcfore the second bottle of Ely's ircam r.aim wasexnausieii i was cured, and to-dav cniov sound health. O. .1. Corbin, VS Chestnut street, Field Man ager rniiailelplila run. House, Fa. I am on my second bottle of Kly's Cream Halm, being a sufTeicr from ca tarrh since I was a child, but with this medicine l am being cured. Wm. L, Dayton, Ilrooklyn. A Vcrmonter recently sold his wife for six dollar?. That was probablv all she was worth, as it was not the first time she was sold. She was first sold when she married the Vcrmonter. Jones calls his dog hickory because he has a lough bark. "For economy and comfort, crcrv- spruig, wci use noon s Sarsaparllla, ' writes a Ilutlalo, N. Y., lady. 100 doses uue uuiiar. Call any one improve his condition by whlnlns? If not, whine not. "Armbulator," writes to ask If wo can tell him how to take the curl out of hair, llavo you ever tried getting married? l'laln Questions for Invalids. Have tho routine medicines of the profession done you uo good? Aro you discour aged and miserable? If so.tcstthe prop erties of tlie great vegetable specific, Dr. Walker's California Vinegar Hitlers. the finest invigorant, corrective and altera tive that has ever seen the light, and you will Und relief. "I'lcnty of room at the top," re marked a dealer, as he opened a barrel aud found It only half full. First wretch How's your wife, old man? Second wretch Splendid! Had cold; can't speak above a whisper. An excess of animal food and a par tial closing of the pores of the skin dur ing the winter months, cause the sys tem to become lilted with Impurities. These can be removed and the blood purified and Invigorated by taking Aycr's Sarsaparilla. rrlcc$l. A turnpike tender down South bo canie enamored of a young woman who often pasted over his road, but he never tolled his love. A hickory club Is very good lumber to floor a man with. Powerful and active for pain In any part, oil Planters. Best, strongest porous plaster known. When a girl Is being courted she sets a good deal by a fellow. It Isn't much of a dog that can't make a man go mad by biting him. Woman was inado after man, and she has been after him ever since. M. L. Ulalr. alderman 6th ward. Scranton. Pa., stated Nov. 0. 'Hi; Iln had used I)r, Thomas Kclectrlc Oil for sprains, burns, cuts, bruises, and rheu matism. Cured every time. 'Struck Down" Is the name of a new novel. The hero was probably a dude who got bit ou the upper lip. "It Is not alwayi May," slnga a poet. You are quite right; It U suiue times must, Perfect Hair tndicnto. n natural and healthy condi tion of tho scalp, and of tho glands through which nourishment is obtatnml. When, In consequence of ago and dU cate, the hair becomes weak, thUi, aud Kray, Aycr's Hair Vigor will strengthen II, lestoro its original color, promotu lu rapid and vigorous growth, and impart to It the lustra and freshness of youth. ' I have used Aycr's Hair Vigor for a long tlmo, and nm convinced of it wilun. When I va 17 years of age my hair began to t,iim gray. 1 roimnciiucil tiling the Vigor, and was surprised at tint good edcrU ft produced. It nut only restored tho color to my hair, but so stimulated its growth, that 1 hare now niiiro hair than ever before. J W. Utlwards, Coid water, Miss. Ayer's Hair Vigor, Sold by all Druggists anil l'erfumtr. Ir vou Arts suffering, from debility and loss of appetite, If youi stomach is out of order, or your mind confiucd; toko Aycr's Sarsaparilla. This medicino will restore physical force and elasticity to the Rystein, more surely and speedily than any tonic yet discovered. For dx iiicinihs I sufTiTi'd frum liver and xtnnini-li Irimhlcs. My food did not nourish me, and I bcrniue- weak and ver.v mnrli rmai'iatcd. 1 Imilcnix botlle.s uf A vim's .Sarsaparilla. and was curcsl. .i .n. rainier, sprmgflciu, .Mans. Ay rer's Sarsaparilla, i rrpariil hy Pr.J C. A.r S. Co.,Ixwell, M.S.. K.U by lirui,'slsis. Tilco (1; sis totllrs, fS. Sale Bills ! Printed u hiln you wait. Vo have better facilities than any other office in this county for this work. Give us a call. WITHOUT SUFFERING Psora of Oplnm, aro yon awaro that Dr. Leslls E. Keeley'a Double Chloride or Qolu" will enre the wort case of this tcrrlbla habit In from three to five weeks (at home) without snfTcr Ing. Unlike other so-called " painless antidotes," It contains not ono pnrtlrlp or opium, or nnv of it preparations, and yet tliopn.tl.nt, whila rapidly reducing his morphine down to nothing?. Id Able to attutld to hln nrillnarr hn.lnea. and enjoys life ns ho has not dona since beginning tho Opium or Morphlno Habits. Bond for Hssay on the Opium Habit, I'llEB, or for Dr. Leslie K. Keeley'a new work. "Opiara: Its Use, Abnse and Cnre. sont frea nn nnnllrAtlnn. It U thiTnn.t complete and comprehensive work ever published on tbo subject, and u'lves full instructions for self coro at homo. Addrcea, or call on THE LESLIE E. KBBLEY CO.. OwionT, lu. Cured la from throe to nine daya. Bilious cymptonis Invariably criso from indig-estion, such as run:edtoagua,vomItInB-ofbilo, g-iddiuoss, sick headache, Ir reprular bowels. Tho liver so crtltes tho bile and acts like a filter cr eIc-vo, to cleanse impu rities of blood. By irrogu larity in Us action cr suspen sions of Ua functions, the bllo Is linblo lo overflow Into tho blood.causinsjaundlco.sallow oomple::Ion, yellov oyos, bil ious diarrhea, a languid, weary feeling- and many other distrcssingrGyinptonjs. Bilious ness may co properly termed nn cifection of tho fiver, and can be thoroughly cured by Iho grand regulator cf tho live? and biliary organs, BURDOCK BLOOD BITTEHS. Act upon tho stomach, bowel3 and liver, making liealthy bile and pure bloo.Band opens tho culvorta and sluiceways for the outlet of disease. Sold everywhere and p-'ifivanteod to cure. ADVERTISERS can learn the exact cost of any proposed line of advertising in American papers by addressing Geo. P. Rowell & Co., Newspaper Advertising Burenu, IO Spruoo St., Now York. Sand tOots. for lOO-Paga Pamphlet. a ninnir Drnmtaurur rroTRiu nioernn Jbost orl aiHuKMauUood.Nervonjnoxa Woijlinoss, liiick of Strentrtli, Vlcor OP XlovelnnntAn.. StanwJ br InilUr'etlonL eicu, eto IieneBUtaa an Cur.suau.illr MPttlim amontb. Ha Daceptloa uicyuMMir. rmiiiT. i'ropi.. run QMoripuou au 1 ;tirqi jin.ie. inri.in .ttaiM .nr.iOM.rrM, ;aiUiuu.i;u.,r.u.Driiwrl7S. UuCiao.N.T. UmotV A Ufo Exporlonco. Remarkable and quick cures. Trial Packages. Bend Btamp for sealed particulars. Address Or. WARD & CO. Louisiana, Mo. PILLS 25 YEARS IN USE. Hi Oreatert Medical Trinnh cf ttoAgt) SYW1PTOIM8 OF A TORPID LEVER. I.os of uppcllle, UoiYda coaiUr, 1'uln la tho bead, nftb it dnll enaatlon in lb pacu part, I'nln uudcr tbe aboulder blade, l'ullnosa after catlncr, nllh ssdtsM Inclination to exertion of body or mind, I'ltauilltjof temper. I.oiraplrlt., with a reellncof fjalne urclrcted aomo tlutr. Weariness, Jlixzloeas, riutterlnr at tbo 5"r the rleht eye. Ilcatleaaneaa, nltb u.u. u.cuujB, coiorea urisre, aaa CONSTIPATION. TTJTT'S l'lLI.S aro especially adapted v. dui.ii ia., uiiu mi,u voecta Bucii a war ua-. tcuitnKimiviunitHiuoauacrer. VH !B" ". I'lwtlte.aim cause tna voir t T.iUe ins 1 lc.li, iiiik it,, solera ta ft0,rF.l,J ' : r'h r Tonto Action oa thd Ilieeitlt-eOruaua.ltrisiilarHtooliara - - - - DYE. m m m - ) SJUS B SMB Oior Ulaok by a alinzio sKplloatlon 01 tma Iirx. Ji lroporTa n iiHturu color, acta Inslanlaneoui-ly. fjoM by DruzgUU. or aent by exiirea.on moelpvot ai; CfTice, 44 Murrey St., Hew Yet k. I, DEBltlII sfFEUIiJyP EECAT.
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