BURDOCK BLOOD B'nrffeRS! Burdock Blood bitters ton That Ache in Small of Back. Burdock Blood Bitters RELIEVE Weary, Aching Bones. Iurdock Blood Bitters CUKES Dys pepsia. U)'leatll. Gents: I feel it my duty to say re (peeling Burdock Illooif Hitters, that it 19 tlio best tncdlcinu I ever took. 1 BiifTcicil two or three years from stomach troubles nnd dyspepsia ns well 113 from liver an t kidney complaint. I was not able to tit fend to tny business. My wife was afflicted in much tlio samo way. We read of your Bitters In tho papers nnd made up our minds that we would Irij than. The result Is mvwifunud Iliegnn to Improve at once, and 1 nniuotviiblo to do inure hard work than beforo In ten-year's. It lellcvcd my kidney troubles us well. "Vc both wish you, tho tnaknis of it. Godspeed. JOSEPH LAND ON", Chelsea, Vt. 20 YEARS&5USeT!'X1 Tks) Owttert Madieal TrinmpU oftlioAJsJ SYMPTOMS OF A TORPSD UVER. Iioeaof appetite, liotvolucootlvc, l'alnla the head, with a dull sensation lu tho back part, I'nln unilcr iho ehoulder blnde, Fallncas niter entlng, withr-dlc. inclination to exertion of body nrmlnd. Irritability of temper, Loir spirits, wills a feeling ofhnvlnu neglected sjomosltity, Wearln.ns, DlzzlncKfJt.Ii'Iimcrinff at tho Heart, Dots beforo tho eyes. Hca.da.cho over the right cyo, HcstleBsneae, with fitful drcaina, Highly colored Urine, and CONSTIPATION. TDTT'S 1'ILLS aro especially adapted to luoh cases, ono itnso oirects such a chaiigHnffccllnrriiHtoii'ilonlslitliosulTercr. Theylncrensottie- & mettle, nnd came tho body i( Tnko on lesli.tliu. iho rystcm Is 8onrlehcil,r"d hythileTonlo Action on a ligesUTeOrtTani,tr'iXular Stools ore yroilaoi.il. Hrico :'."iti. ill.irrny M..1V.V. i mm bye. GliAT n.tin or VmKEito chanced to n Gr.osir BLAcrr. 15 a slnglo application or this Dm. it imparls lu'turnl color, acts Instantaneously, fcold by Druggists, or eontby cxprof'-on loeelptof 91. 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JJruorilvo cuso fnltr, fn-t tt.nni PIANOS-ORGANS 1n A'-Tairl for tha ) nmrovr il Masox & II a Mint JMc t ittiw hi (ree Hint n (ifeoml arttllilon t' tha (ticturr Un (uTtimc 1rapTiIvi-. Do not require one qimrier much lurlmf I'ltums on the picvallluif wr.piri rt.ttm. (ViiuH Cutnloirtit. frtc. 11 Hiykx or fiT.TR, (:'2 to (500. Tor Cub, Easy Pf.vmci.U.t)! Itt-U'V Mason & Hamffn Organ and Piano Co., yrw voiiK ; nosiox t rmcMnn. u7oftenoftliolrfrlendn,-llB- B l . . , recelTelirinnllstaDleOood.i.orecrlMj IrMh orjowelrjf. bnl . cood.thatrnall tor , 1 file S3 clrculrr. A. -. UVlbs. Cruliiilla, Va- 10oldi ll'i) for iljtay Mjt.tQ, toin Ji utMHn) .uun i.t44 'J(t nc in iin- r, fte, ti iJSVA FAMIkV SCALES rAt ttv f'un.U w ' H.v Karxi'l ( .. utr)f Aft AGENTS V ANTED MDK "Spy ofthe Rebellion." NOW llm liv h . unj hlollfjHtl. f.0 . Iillnrtl- tlou. nub . ' (: kind TUo,,Sl'v,rcifal raauvf-w . j i lr it n vor bafura l uldlihid. A graphic uc iu! ! ' e inn pir. ry to an.aklnata Ijii.oIu I' r:!...,! fsivru'civa 01 cur IVueiul Brits lu thu liui. 1 ., iiielr heMc lirury Tully rn oim . d i.i lui'.b ttyid fletchca. Thn "Spy" m th-. mitt thilllinii war book nvtfr p-ibl all1 l'.ndouid l.y hundreds of l'ree u ' 1 A !! twilnionUU A larijo Land totno l hkiIc. . imp; WJ illiiKtratioua. t-TAGSMTS WANTED I A H N TS 1 1 ha Uml la vul-irllinn all athrra Or-ro'Hu.i!i'I('.,.ua.aiipli'alloLaforai;ellcrea hava li" in rc iv. d V huo mauy eucu'.a who ham ild Ir ni lu-i I i ra AuiKfr4il cl f. CS-Tha ' rV" ta , old only by our Atr t. ail in-i no lo found in hookrlorca. HWIa t j laorWiaiKa, f.nm ra. lirrlianlra.Bd (irry. lad I. .t 'n uly tte catirtt book la le't tr,r I mi ' V iri ti iinaireutlii every drand Army 1 ix nlfii.v n t 'vn.liiimudi.mulj'lii HioU.a 1 t I '" -ruiU:railaiwfit,Mrefa ' tY),, ublUhra, lgw York The Best Newspaper in America, and by f-r tho Most Readable. Agents wanted everywhere te earn money in distributing the Sun's Pre iniurns. Tho most interesting and advanta geous cftus ever made by any News papsr No Subscriber ignored or neglected. Something for all r.fauftftil undBiibatantlal Prouiiutna lu fituujuri. Q'llilaudotherWtttchM'ulnablo Iloili. I w Hat Tamlly Sewing lliclilno kr wu ' lb.' trade, and aniinciujded Itat T.i-': ly Mail. PnstpuHi " DAILY, "cr Vff (arUo-j-. HwidjT) $g 00 D'.v, r Mc'!thtw.:houdiii.tUi.') 5f c : -' - - . . . i oo i - . vr. - coo r . . ' THu ''CN, Keir Yoii (Uj, LAUGHERINKTUMS! uorit DKAI). "Good morning, sir." ".VornluK." "I er ben your pardon." "I beg yours, sir," "Jlay I ask what you gave your horse for the botts?" "Turpentine, sir." "Oh, thanks cr cr Good morn lug." "Good uionilug." "Good morning, sir," "Good morning." "Ileg pardon, but did I understand you to say that you gave your horse tur pentine for the botts?" "Vt-i sir." "Well, I tried It too, and It killed my horifl." "It killed mh.c, sir." "Oh cr cr Good morning." "Good morning." LIXI.VL notici:. Major (lasiaway, a prominent San Antonla lacr, succeeding In obtain ing the acquittal of a horse thief, iho was tried lu thn district couit In and for the county of Hcxar. ".Major," said the acquitted man, "I don't know how to pay you for jour kindness 1 haven't got any money just now." "Well, now that you are foot looe again you will soon hau soiuo moiiov. or horses, u liicli Is just as good, but hi tins meantime you mention my name to oilier members of the gang and friends, In case they need the sen Ices of an at torney In any of the fiontler counties," said the lawyer. "I'll do It, major. You shall have all our business." 80MU GOOD ADVICi:. Two tramps, one of them a young man, the other well advanced in life, had just left a hnuse where they had been supplied with a bountiful dinner. "1 say, Hill," queried tho joungcr of tho two, "where do you suppose we'll get our supper?" The old tramp turned on him in dis gust. "Here you've just had your dinner, and you begin to wonder where you'll get supper. If that's thp kind of a dis position jou'io got, young feller, you had better quit, the profession and go to work." Tin: kind or r.VKK itu nor. .lohiuiio (next morning after the children's party) You didn't get any Ice cream last night. Fred 'Cauo f didn't want any. I don't like vanilla. I had lots of oysters ami chicken salad. Johnnie Uml So had I. Vou didn't gel any cake, though. Fred Yes, but I did. Johnnie Oh. you know that isn't so! You left befoie the. cake was passed around. Fred I don't care. I had some after 1 got home. Johnnie Oh, what a whopper! What kind of cake? Freil .StomaclKichc. ciiAxiiEii Tin: stmjccT. Stern Father "Look hero, young man, jour teacher tells niu jou excused jourself from school by telling her jour mother was sick. What do j-ou mean by Ijlng lo your teacher, sir?" "I didn't lie." "Yes, you did. Your mother isn't sick; and jou know It." "She said she. was." "When?" "Last night. She said she was sick of having j-ou come home at two o'clock in the morning with jour cutis on your ankles." "Well, of course, If she was sick it was perfectly right for you to stay out of school, my son. There, here's a nickel. Kim off and get some candy; until nc wont say anything more about it." Not Deservirs of Sympathy. Persons Mho ill persist in dying by Inches with dyspepsia and liver disease w hen Simmons I.ler Regulator is an unfailing remedy for these maladies. The crow Is not a particularly musi cal bird, but the farmer always associ ates him with tho corn-et. - Talking about antiquity and the age of things, we submit that the oldest berry Is the elder-berry. The only persons In the woild who do not like to sec redeeming qualities In the human race are the pawnbrokers. Two stuild Michigan hunters shot a woman, mistaking her for a bear. A woman should ncer be mistaken for anything but a dear. A suall that goes about Ids business and doesn't stop to gossip with ciery bug lie meets can creep liOfi feet between sunup and suudon u. IJut then, let us tigure on this for ten or a dozen years. An exchange asks why so many editors are bow-legged. It's the weight of their brains, sir. Greenland has only one newspaper. What loads of liter-pads and patent medicines the editor must get. Sam Jones' threo G's grace, gilt and creenbackk will run' a country newspaper as well as a cainp-nicetlng. lieecher says there aie' times when a man must swear or burst. There has net er been a ncll authenticated case of an editor bursting. An editor whose three months' Im prisonment for libel will expire in two days, peers through the bars of his cell and writes of "Tho Hopeful lion Out look." One llup Plaster it 111 kill pain quicker and Is a better steiigthener than a dozen other kind. Tigers will lie for hours In a single spot without attracting attention. And so will a large percentage of the "promt nent men" of somo communities. If poets were as solid wlthedllois as adteitlsers are, the muse would be roosting lu the sanctum with their feet on the ctagere and her pockets loaded with fifteen cent cigars the same brand we always smoke. Tho skeleton of a man nine feet one inch in height has been found In a cate lu Missouri. An exchange thinks It is the remains of an editor, but editors lu that Stuto are generally a "llttlo short." Wealthy editors aro about as scarco as bah' h a led In llan, Exchr nge. A brother cJltor says a newspaper Is not noisy, yet It frequently creates a bus'le. Urlng In your Job Work. LONG SUFFERING From Stone In the Kidneys. It ia by no mcani (t range thai Dr. David Kenuedy, of Hondout, N, Y,, should have received tho following letter, liy reading It vou will seo in one tiiiuuto why James AmlMWS was thankful I )c. D. Kennedy, Hondout, .V. 1'. Vr.iH Sir Until within s recent dale, I had furaveral years sull'ered greatly from gravel, called by tha doclura, tho JlrK'k dust Sodimuut. Fur about a year past this sediment has lint pasned ul) ill tho usual quantity, but has aecurnulaled, causing mo untold piln. Hnylni? hpnrd of Dr. DAVID KKNXKDY'3 FAVOHtri: ItEMEDY I trie. 1 it, nnd after Using about one and one halfliottle9 1 voided a stoue from the blad der, 7-10 of nn Inch I"uh', and rough ou its surface. I send you tho largest piece that you mar see of what it it omposod. Since then I felt no pain. I nnw consider my self cured, and ennnnt express m thank lnlness mid grotllinlo for to signal a ileliv trance Ironi a terrible dtaease. You have my ciiiae in to me this letter, should you nUh In do so, fur tho benctit ol other suf lere. Yours truly, Jamks Andukwsi No. 10 Marshal si., Ida Mill, Troy, N. Y. Dr. Kennedy's "Favorite Kcincdy" ft especially oirerod as a trustworthy spectlc for the cure of Liver and Kidney com plaints, Conttlpallcu and all disorders uriiing from an impure state of blood. To women who sutTer from any of the Ills peculiar to their tex "Favorite Item nly" it constantly proving ilscll an uufai). log friend. Thero is no more agonizing class of di rrate, and none more certain "not tn get well i.t itself," than Ihn dl6ordera of the kidneys and bladder. The only tnedicino that doe aflnrd speedy rebel and perma nent euro of fueh allW'tions is Dr. DhvIiI Kenne.ly's "Fuvunto Heraudy," ofltond out, if. V. 13 "WEEKS. Tho POMUK OAZHTTE will be moiled, securely wrapped, to auv address in the United Stalea lortlirce mouths on receipt of ONE DOLLAR. Liberal discount allowed to postmasters, agents and clubs Barnple copies mailed free. Address all orders to JIICUAHD K. FOX, Fkankux SijUAnr, N. Y. May .10, ISS5 ly A Great Causeuf Hnuiau Misery On The Loss of A iTlnre on the nature, treatment ond radical cure of Seminal Weakness, or Sper malorrlia'a. inducid by Self Abuse. In voluntary Etiiitsioin, Impoteucy, Nervous Debility, and Impedimenta to Marriage Seneranyj Lonsuinption, Epilepsy and File; Mental and Physical Incapacity, Ac By HOUEUTJ. CULVKRWELL, M. D. 'i'ho world renowned author, in this ad. mlraolo lecture, clearly proves Iruin his own experience thattlieawl'ul conseipienccs ol Self Abvfe may be eHeelually removed without dangerous surgical operations, bougies, Instruments, rings or corrihili; pointing out a modo ol cure at ouco certain aud eU'ectual, by which ovory sufferer, no mailer what li is condition may Le, mat euro himself cheaply, privately aud radi (.ally. (EdirThis lecture will provo a boon to thoimundi aud thousands. Benl under seal, in a plain envelope, to uiy aihlresj, on receipt of fourcenls, or two pojiage Binmps, Aiwrtbt Tho Cl'I.VJ'iniEUi 3.EMCAL CO., 41 Ann St., New Vorl;, X. Y. Post Oflico dux, 150. mav23 1 For Newest Designs and Most Fashionable Styles of DRESS GOODS, DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, SILVERWARE, &c, &c. GO TO E. II. SNYDER, Bank Street, Lehiffhton. Goods guaranteed and prices us low as else wncru lor thesaino quality of goodi. July 18, 1SS5 ly to lto per month our .-stamiaiii) hooks Siirln ir miH Ninnniir A 1 M Mv Uubut&Uu., Philadelphia. The ino),t tmpiilir Weekly nttppAicr devoted tone le nee, u.cIiatiic3(enKiPurin;; dwnveri(tn jentlon mid patents ever pnl)Ulied. Kvery nnm her lIltiMmif.t witli H'lemlid enBrarinp. This ptitilicot ion furtil hlit-8 a inot ahinble ncj clopedf a of Informattoii wairlmo p rionthould bt witliout. Iho IK.pnliirity of thu fccitNiiue American l tarti that ltd circulation nearly equals thit of all other lipcm of it j uIjuj couibinM. I'rice f3 23 a Jr. llikt'onnt ttiChtbr, bold b? all newndcnlera ii. mi mi! ii j,rRt,tice in. torn the Tatrnt Officii and haio nrenared sjmwo than Ono Hundred Thou- pOin uppiicaiLuni iir pait-uia in ids Uniitd btnteii and forcipn countries. A&bisfniiit-nts. nnd nil other uiiirm for f curing to lu.i'Titor ihrlr rijlm in the. United Ktfttf-s Canada, Luptotid, France, licrni-inr nmi rt(lnr fitrot.rn a mint rln. tiro. pared at hnrt notiiunnin reaonablo terms, Inluruiatiun nttin' lalnitiKPatontacheer fnll en en toithnufr charilf. Ilnnd-booki of infortnnl Inn mrl fn-i. l'fttntH obtained throaph MunnttCn. are noticed in th Ncienliflo American tree. The ftdvnntac8ff mc)i notice U vretl imdtrittood by all pcrsoo bo wish tocis Aiote nf thofr pit ptiu. Addre JIVIINN 1 CO Office SCITSTXno AuLUiCAM, 'XI liroadwcj-, ew utk NERVOUUlEmUTy I liMav.nu d num rone UlnstLo aUllediur. HARRIS' rant kf ul fnif ration. 'loo t roe ladalsonce. o? over brain worn. A roll lie itoFoiuwaoj pwcv t.un rcmsdlc for thess trcublei. Ott our Frca Crr-ilirBitdTibl Taclc cce.ond learn hnportti:) lotu btfare uUrtrcat nent el'ewhrre. Taka sunn nrucnythitiua CU1LLO thoutands, docj not iiitcrfcro with atten tlonto butintit, or cams pctnor laconenle?cla A fiacicalcurc ron DEBILITY, Crganio ' frJIYSICAL DECAY. 3 our viy. Founded oa flecftDtlda medical princl InYotinsrAMtddlc j pica, isf Girect irpiicatica 1(o the wet ofiliMiM ia atpcclfia laflucccn la fell 4 without otUy, TbaBaU A ural funetlonaof tha hn. Trotrro ran Bevfm V'EAnSBYUSeiNMAMV I nousAMo CASS3. A man crenlim ia restored. 3 The atdmatlnr elemc&U B of lift, which rava beta 5 waatcd arc $ Urn L ack .and fltho rallenthscoraef eneet On. Month, 0 00 TwoMonthfl. m fl.ooi aiatie jaomua, 7i0j 9 ttrrneth tod aeaual vigor. Ind Dtd vealna bota KARRI 3 REMEDY CO., MYQCKtMOT COOK N. Tenth Qt, 01. iZfJia, J&Q, 7 1 g PTURCD PERSONS! Not tl YrUGS, LEWIS H. REHRIG, Slate Roofer. HEI'AIRINO promptly attended. to at short notice and on reasonable termi, WORK GUARANTEED. Addrcsti FKINCE'3 V. 0., Carbon County, rcau'a. au5(-ly ram miscellaneous; Jokes on the sealskin sacipic arc said to be fur-felchcd. Loyc's warning cry: "Don't Jack; you hurt my vaccination." The children's health must not bo neglected. Colds In the head and snuf lles brim; on catarrh and throat and lung affections. Kly'g Cream Halm euros at once. Is Is perfectly safe anil easily applied with the linger. It also euros catarrh and hay fever, the worst cases yieldlni; to It In a short time. 1'rlcc 60 cents. When two w eeks old" our child caught cold. For eighteen months could not breathe through her nostrils, became emaciated. Ily uslnc lily's Cream Halm she was cured. J. M. Smith, Owcgo, N. Y.. 6 ' A Dakota farmer says that he has raised seventeen bushels of wheat In three years from one grain of seed. This Information will bo verj' valuable to those anticipating moving to Dakota. Instead of Investing $,'!00 to $500 In seed wheat, all a man needs Is lo buy, say a dozen grains aud then wait three or four years for thorn to multiply. This makes farming comparatively easy work. To Young Ladies. If your life Is made a burden owing to blackheads, pimples and other eruptions on tho face marrlns voitr beautv and causing so much chagrin, it Is no longer necessary to endure It. Dr. Flagg's Family Ointment will certainly remove ii i. . . i , - . . an snuii uiomisnes ami leave jour skin soft, smooth and beautiful, bold by all druggists aud mailed on receipt of price, 20c. Williams Mfg. Co., l'rop's., Cleveland, O. Sold ut Thomas' drug store. A queen bee lays from 2,000 lo 15,000 eggs In ninety-four hours. It is not necessary to ask "How doth the little busy bee'."' She doeth well, and should be a shining uxample to tho lazy hen that can only be Induced to lay one egg In twenty-four hours, and then only when eggs are cheap. Piles I Piles II Piles!!! Sure cure for blind, bleeding and itching piles. Ono box has cured the worst case of 20 years standing. Xo one need suffer live minutes after using William's Indian Pile Ointment. It ab sorbs tumors, allays Itching of the pri vate parts, nothing else. Sold by diug- (iim nmi iimni'u on receipt ot price, 91. William's MPr. Co.. Prop's.. Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas' drug store. An exchange says that a folded newspaper placed under the coat In the small of the back Is an excellent sub stitute for an overeoaf. Editors have long know n this. It is now thought to be tho right thing to let the public have possession of the secret. No Boon that Scionco has Conforrei lias been fraught with greater blessings than that which has accrued to the in habitants of malarial ridden portions of tho United States and the Tropics from tho use of Hostetter's Stomach Dlttcrs. The experience of many years has but. too clearly demonstrated the inefficiency of quinine and other drugs lo effectual ly combat the progress of Intermittent, congestive and bilious remittent fevprs. wlille on the other hand, It has been lio less clearly shown that the use of the bitters, a medicine congenial to the irailest constitution, and 1 er ved from purely botanic sources, affords a reliable saioguanl against malarial diseases, and arrest it when developed. For disord ers of the stomach, liver and bowels, for general debility nnd renal Inactivity, it Is also a most efficient reined'. Appe tite and sleep are liuproted by it, It e.- peis riieumaiic Humors Ironi Hie lilood, aud enriches a circulation impovciished by mal assimilation. All the cheek Is not invested In the lightning rod peddler and the man who wants a $5 puff when he pays for a 23 cent advertisement, but the young men of the period aro now fast going up hi.id. "Dozens of letteis a day pour in upon Dr. David Kennedy, of Itondout, X. Y., from people who have been benefitted by using his popular preparation called Kennedy's 'Favorite itemed'." And lllOV nftAM lllllltftti. .i-linl fl.l. n I. ablo medicine accomplishes In some new .....1 .......1...1 ....i i .. niLiieiiu iiiuiicu iiciu 01 operation. Not infrontii.til Iv n-iltm-itu l.... distances to grasp tlidoclorbv tho haml and express their gr.ititndu for deliver ance from pain. Troy, (X. V.,) Daily Times. 'You must not take tin's vessel for a love affair," said the captain to a verv spoony couple who were monopolizing t'.ie only chair on thu quarter-deck. "1 tils Is no court-ship. ' Fooling Willi dynamite Is getting to be as dangerous as trying to thrash an editor. Catarrh Is a verv nrocilont ami ov...iii.ni.. .11. .". laii (.liiiilii 111a- agreeable disease, liable, If neglected, to ucii-iup imu sunotis coiisumpilon. lle Ing a constlttitloual disease, it requires a constitutional remedy like Hood's Sarsapaiilla, which, acting through tho blood, reaches fiery part of the system, effecting a radical and permanent euro of catarrh In even its most setereforuif. Made only hv IV I llmni . i. t . ell, Mass. ' The unsuccessful merchant.. ir failed, and no one was surpii.ed, be cause ne never advertised. A mluUter, having some of his old sermons, was asked what ho. had In his package. "Dried tongue," was the reply. Worms nro tin. iNiimin ..r ..1.11. 11 1 thousands' of children die or grow uu weak and sickly, with disordered nerves and stunted mil d , the food necessary to their growth hating been eaten up by these disgusting parasites. Dr. Walk er's California Vinegar bitters not only expels woiiiis, but frees the stomach from the unliealtjiy secretions In which ...VJ UllUlt The olrinlons nnw I...1.I I... slans that "raw cow's milk Is iieitp'r for children than boiled" is very gratifying, as raw cows give muc 1 morn mlltr limn .a boiled one. It Is said that If Insanllv is la tent In a person, it will almost always dcvelon Itself at sea. Nearly ever) thing clso which happens to be In a person, de-1 velops Itself at sea. ".My physician said I could not jive. My liver out of order, frequently vom ited greenish mucous, sklii-jellow.sniall dry humors on face, stomach would not retain food. It unlock Hlood Hitters eliri'd me." tlia A .1.1,. 1,1.. ' n.i.r.. 111c," Mrs. Adalaldti O'Hrhin. 372 Kxchange St., Iliilfalo, X Yir I A magazine writer loudly atllrms I that there is no such thing as uUolute ' silence. If the man Is in.iiri..,i 1,., i rightabout it. A celebrated manufacturer of mus tard said that he made his money, not 1 out 01 the mustard eaten, but out of the i imi'tard 1' ft cn the plate. I AL. CAMPBELL, Tiie Jeweler, s WEISSPORT, - PA., For PURE ZttlUGS and MEDICINES, FANCY nnd TOILET ARTICLES, Choice Wines and Liquors for Medicinal 1'urposo0, Choice Brands of Cigars and Toboccos, Stationery, Wall Paper and Borders, Sec, Sec at LO WIST l'MUKS. TnESUIllVTlONS carefully compounded. Day or Nlnht 1'atronago solicited and fntlelnctlon nuarantoed In l'rlcc and Quality of Hoods Sold. prii W. RJERY, Corner Yliitc and ees- iB 1 a? u jsb 13 -mm Copied and enlarged in all sizes from card to life size, viz OIL PORTRAITS, WATER COLORS, Pastels, Crayon, India Ink and Photographs. All work guaranteed or no pay. All wc ask is a trial. Give us it call and be convinced. No. 105 N. 8th St. Allentown, Pa. Franklin Santee, Manager, J. S. KREIDLER, AGT. Orders left at the Advocate Orncrj will receive prompt attc!ltion- hba-i,, LEWIS respectfully informs his many friends and customers that he lms removed his BOOT AND SHOE STOLE SB Wf LEWIS WEISS, A ...... I OCR I .. Arup 4, 1885-ly WHO IS UNACQUAINTED WITH TH2 SER DV EXAMINING CHICACO, I?OCEC 8SLAKD Dv reason of ito cantral nosulon end close lWMVoTWlf l r. 1 no 1 si: Wo3t, at Initial and. tarmin,-l points, constltuto tiso rnoBt Important mld-contl-nontal link In that or3teui or tUrouli tranr portntlon which Invites ond laclll tatea travel and trade botwooa cltiej of tho Atlanrio and Pacrflo Coobtfi. It la also the. lavorlto and boat route to and lrom polnta QiBt. Northeast und bouthoast, and corrospondlnB polnto W et.t, NorthWeDt nnd Southwest. Tno Hock Island ByotJtu lnclude3 in Its main lino and branches, Chlcnrro, Jollot, Ottawa, LaSallo, Poorla, Genoseo, Mollno ond Hock Inland, In Ullnola; Davenport, Musoittno, Washington, Fcb-fleld, Ottumwn, Oekaloosn. Voot Ltoerty, Iowa City, Doa Holnoa, Indianoln, Wintereot. Atlantic, IDioxvlllo, Audubon, Harlan, Outliiio Contro and Council Blulta, In Iowa; Gjllnlln, Trenton, Coraoron and liansia City, In Ml6eouiij Leavonwortb and Atchlcon, In Kinsaa: Albert Lea, IdlnneapoliH and 8t. Paul, In Minnesota; wntertown lu Dakota, and hundreds of InterinodUto cities, towns, vlllagea und otatlcns. THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE (luarantoes Its patrona that aonso of personal security afforded byr.Eolld, thorouarnly billeted road-bed; smooth tracks of continuous steel roll; sub stantially built culverts and brldsroa; rolling btock as noar perlectlon na human skill can mako It; the safety appliances of patent buffers, plattorms and alr-brakos: and that oxactinsf dlaclplino wlilcli .Boveroj tho practical operation of all Its trains. Other epoclalrios of this route aro Transfers at nil connecting points in Union Depots, and tho unsurpassed comforts and 'usuries of 'ta Piiasonrror Kqulpmant. The Fast Express Trains betwoen Chicago ond tho Missouri Itlver aro com posed of well vontllatod, finely upholstered Day Coaclios. Marrnlllcont Pullman PiYlace Sloopers of tho latest lusljrn, and sumptuous DlnlnK' Cars, In which, blaborately cooked meals are lolsurelv eaten, "pood Digestion waiting on Appstlte, and Health on both." Totwuen Clilcatro and Kansas City end Atchison, aro also run tha Celebrated Uecllning Chair Cars, THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Is the direct and favorite lino between Chicago und Minneapolis and St Paul, whero connections nro injd in Union Dooots for all points In the Territories nnd Urltlsh Provinces Over tUU route, Faot Kxrjru.wi Trains oi-e run to the waterln ; places, cumm-r resorts, plcturosquo localitiee, and liuntinc and fish lnpj rjrpuncb of Jotva nnd Minnesota. It Is nlao tho nu.ot desirable route to tno rich whaat fields and paator.il lands of interior Dakou. Still I'nothor DIIIEOT LINE, vi-i Benoca and llankokea, ha been opened between Newport Neva Hlclnnond. Cinciiinntl. Indiana poll?, nd Lp.fejvtte i.ad Uounc.l Dluffj. Kansas Citv, Minneapolis and Bi Paul and interinotUate pointa For dotailod lnlorrriitlon boo Kiapu and l aiders, obtainable on well ta Tlckots, at ell priucipul Ticket OlUcea in tho United biatoo und Cunuda; or by addressing- R. R. CABLE, E. ST. JOHN, Presnler.l and General M-r,2j.r,C 11. jai. Cent ITiC!i.tandfa::.nic 4i:r. Clicjgfl. Next lo CLAUSS A BRO., Bank St., Lohighton, , Hasalwoys on hand a lull linoul ffeMlaWatclies.CIocteyewelrj VJ Which bo is selling at yeiy low 5fr prices RBPAIHINS- n all branches promptly attended lo. diclO.SS-ly. Bridge Streets, f cissport, Fa. WEISS Into the KEY BUILDIKO. neurit opposite his Old Sliiml, and that hi Is now leeelvlnjr on,l openlni; up Tor their Insiccilon 11 yi-ry lariro and iHrhlouaulc lli.eol well-culcitcd Boots, Shoes. Gaiteus, T-T.irQ PnTw UMBRELLAS,., suitable Tor FALL AND WINTER WEAR, AT PRICES TO SUIT THE TIMES ! and Invites you to call and examine dowls and learn prices lifore pur. eh nine; rltewhere. riATlSl'All T10.N In all cares rully t-utinuileol liemomher, 'l'llK KKW SlOKKop. poslle the r.ut of IltTltrKT, BANK Street, LEHMTON. ' CEOCRAPHY CP THIS OOUT.!V, WILL THIS MAl. THAT THE & PACIFIC RAILWAY relntlon to nil principal lines Enst nnd O O o 1 FARMERS' COLUMN. i Filling tho Ico Konsc When you have flllcJ tho Ico house, put In another load. Wc uso about two hundred pounds .1 week for forty weeks, or eight thousand pounds, nnd at the end of the year have, say two thousand pounds of old Ico left. To furnish this amount, wo put In twenty-five tonif lee. In other words, to get nvo-iofis of Ice for use, we put In ttveiityiflvc tons. According to this, In a small Ice house, with 110 pains taken to.prescrvo the lec, four pound arc melted to keep one. Tho ice melts frd'm tho top.and an extra ton on top means an extra ton for use. 1 said, no pains are taken at any time to preserve the lee. Tho point of the remark Is thU; If you have an abund ance of Ice with no fear of running short, you are not constantly worrying about Its being left uncovered. We lake care, before warm weather t,ets in, to have plenty of sawdust or cut straw on lop of the Ice, and as It melts on the sides of the building, 1111 iho spaco with tho saw dint or cut straw. This, of course, Is essential. Hut there will bo many times during the busy stimuli r months, 011 a farm, when Tom, UIek,cr Harry will be called upon to get Icc.and will be pretty certain to leave the dour open, or the lee uncovered. I'ut In the extra load, and jou need have no fears of running short of ice. Wo let the Deacon and any oilier neighbor, who will help to draw tho lee hi wlnter.havc all they want In summer. Keep out rain, keep the air from getting to it underneath, keep the top and sides covered and If thoieo Is llfteen feet high, It will keep. The sun may shine and the winds blow on the covering, and do good rather than harm. Hut do not forget to put In another load on top. Fill the Ice house to the roof. Tho lee should melt Into cone shape, so that the water or incited ice will run In among the small pieces of lee with which the pieces aro "chinkcd,"and as It descends, will freeze the whole Into one solid masi, and after that all the wetting will bu from the outside. Josui'n IIauuis In Am. Agriculturist. A Eornarkablo Escape. Jlrj. Mary A. D.illey, of Tunklian- nock, l'a., was atlliclid for six years with Asthma and Uronchltls, during which time the beat physicians could give no relief. Her life wa3 despaired of, until lu last October she procured a bottlo of Dr. King's New Discovery, when immediate relief was felt, and by continuing Its usa for a short time she was completely cured, gaining In flesh 50 Ibi. in a few months. Free trial bottles of this certain cure of all throat and lung disease at T. D. Thomas' drug store. Large size $1. Farm Hints for January. Of course, before you take your vaca t on, the fai in harness will be oiled and repaired, the wagons, aiid sleighs, and buggies and carriages, carefully examined, and the nuts tightened. There will be a place for everything, and everything will be in Its place forks, rakes, hoes, shovels, spades, chains, oletlses, whllUe-trees, plows, cultivators, horse-rake, mower, binder, roller, harrows, farm drill, garden drill, garden line, com marker I am afraid my corn marker Is sticking on the fence but I have no expectation of taking a vacation, unless wc may conclude that that Is the proper place for it. Of course you will get tho harrow teeth sharpened, and the wood-work saturated with crude petroleum. The manure will be till drawn out and piled in the Held. You will get everything ready for the IniiiUs, and the pens will be made comfortable forthe early spring pigs. You will have plenty of troughs a"hd racks. Hoops will be tightened on barrels. Xow leathers will bo put on punipi. Pruning will bo done. Dead trees will be cut down and worked up. Dead branches of shade tree will be removed, and wherever shade trees, or trees on the lawn are too thick, they will be thinned out. Fences, gates and bars, will be In perfect order. All the pig pons, cow stables, lien house, cellars and sheep sheds, will have two coats of white wash, and some of them three. Tho potatoes In the cellar will bo sorted over, the decayed ones lcuioved, and those intended for seed, for market, or for home use, put by themselves. There will bo no broken panes of glass; no windows loose In the frames; the doors, the locks and the bolts, will all work smoouny. ine garret will be over hauled. Perhaps you will say this Is woman's work. At any rate, you will seo that they have a good bench for the wash tubs. JoMiipii II.uuns In vlrl'fCUffuTfW. Tho New Tttwillow a la the Mikado. On a bed, racked with pain, a weary man lay Singing, willow, tltwlllotv, tltwillotvl No ease or relief could he llnd any day, O, willow, tltwlllotv, tltwillotvl Jlls pains are now gone, ho Is hearty aim wen, tit. Jacobs Oil made lUin .13 sound as a bell, Aud the story so good to each one he does tell. Singing Willow, tltwlllotv, tltwillotvl l'l'IlM-SUKlt's NOT11. .V Chli'lliro li:iner satsllKit the actor who plnjs "Koko" In 1 lie "Mikado," at a theatre there, had such a bad coiiuli that he could mil have suinr "i It willow, "liad he not iceovercd his toice hya diiM- of UciS War Couttli Cure, which costs tuny uu'iiiy-iitcccitts a Dome, On account of the hard times coats are worn longer than usual. An Englishman of our acquaint ance says ho was never shaved by a barber in his life; he has always howued a razor of his own. Fresh watermelons arc an excellent cholera preventive. The person who dies from the effects of eating them will never have the cholera. "Did you hurt any birds to-day?" Inquired IJ10 old farmer of the amateur sportsman. ''Well, 110," lie replied, as he sorted out his legs from the barbed wire fence, "but I uuess I made some of em soar." ''Did not the sight of the boundless lilug sea bearing on its bosom the white winged fleets of comtnorce till you with emotion?" "Yes," replied the traveler, "for a while It did, but after a while It did not fill 1110 with Hiivtliln'. It sorter em-'U, 1 mo " THE m REGULATOR PURELY VEGETABLE. Aro You Bilious? 7-t Regulator nevtrailt U turf. I molt cheetfully recommcnJ It to all vrh ftuffcr from ltiliom Attacks cr any Disease caiued by a dlf. arranged state of Ihe Liver. Kansas City, Mo. W. R. 11ERNARD. Do You Want Good Digestion? ' I suffered Intensely with Full Steiialk, l7a$. ache, etc. A nelghltor, who had taken Simmena Liver Reculalor, told me it was a sure cure for my trouble. The first dose I took relieved me iterv much, aad In one week's time 1 was as strong and nearly at ever 1 was. it tit hit mtdUiml I et'tr tookfer Drieta. Richmond, Va. II. G. CRENSHAW Do You Suffer from Constipation 7 Testimony of HlaAH Washir, Cliltf.Jimtce of Oa. 1 " I have med Simmons Liver Regulator for Constipation of my Bowels, caused by a temporary Derangement of the Liver, for Ihe last three or four years, and always with decided lenejft." Havo You Malaria 7 I have had experience with Simmons Liver Regu lator since lf6s, and regard ll as Ike trenteit medicine of the timet or diteatet ecntiar te maarial regions. So good a medicine deserves universal commendation. Kav, M. 11. WHARTON. Cor. Sec'y Southern Baptist Theological Seminary. THERE IS BUT ONE SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR I See that vou get the Kcmilnpi, with the red Z on front cS Wrapper, prepared only by J. H.ZEILIN & CO., sols rnorxiaroas, PHILADELPHIA, PA. REMOYAL! Dr. C. T. Horn, Respectfully announces to his customers ana the people generally ttathe has removed Ms DUUO STUIIE from I.cucWs Ilulldlng to hlsnetrsloro room oppotltolho PublloSqunro Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa., where ho will be pleased to receive friends nnd tho public, and supply them with Pure Drugs & Medicines, Fancy and Toilet Articles, Lamps and Lamp Fixtures, Stationery & Choice Cigars. together with a tina line of latest designs In Wall Paper AND ' DecorationS, at Lowest Prices. Person can alao obtain Kye-Hlnjses and Spectnclcp, properly ad. Justed to Ihelr sIkIu at rcasuuahlo prlcts. Prescriptions compounded vrllh caro day or night. IioiLomber, THU CENTRAL DRUG Store, Keb.i.yl Dn. (!. T.JIORN. Central Carriage Works Hank St., Lehiglilon, Fa., Aro prepared to Manufacture Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs, Spring "Wagon, &c, uf every description, In the most substantial manner, and at Lowest Cash Prices Itcpaliing I'roniptly Attended la. TREXI.KM 4 KltEIDI.Ert, April 26, 1882 yl Proprietors. WM. DUFFY & SON, of East Mauch Chunk, are prepared lo do all kinds of PlasterinE & Ornamental Wort, at shortest notice. Orders hy mail will r ccivo prompt attention. Terms moderate ir woodwork. scnlStf No Patent No Pay. PATENTS obtained for Inventors la the United States Canada and L'urope, at reduced rales. With our principal office located In Washington, directly opposite the United States Patent Office, wo are able to attend to all patent business with greater promptness and d. spatch and at less cost than other patent at tornevs who are at a dlsumee from 'Wash ington, and who have, Ihereloro, to employ associate attorneys.1' We make preliminary examinations and furnish opinions as to pa tentability, tree of charge, and all who are Interested in new Inventions and patents are Invited to send for a copy ol our "tlulda for obtaining Patents," which ll sent free lo any address, nnd contains complete Instrae lions hotv to obtain patents and other valua ble mutter. Wo refer to the Oeriuarf.Amar lean National Hank Washington, 1). O. : the lloyal SwedUh.Xorneirlau nnd Danish Lena Hons, at Washington : Hon. Jos, I'asey, Isle llhlel Justice U. S Uourl of Claims; to It. llttlclal or Ihe U. S. Patent Ofllse, and to Senators and Members of Congress front every State. Address! I.OUIH lAf)(lKIt CO., Ro lleltors ot Patents and Attornevsstr.aw Le.. Droll Ilulldlng Wasbihotiix. U. C, Send HI cents postage ,and III mall vou flee valuable, sample goods that will put you In Hie way or making more money at once, than anylhlog else In America. Both sexes of all ares can lire al home and work in spare time, or all the time. Capital not require,!. We will dart Jou. Immense pay sure for those who start st once. 8TINS0N It CO., Portland. Maine. nov. 21-1885, I1CIL3IAN & CO., BANK STREET, Lehiuhton, Pa., Btt 9 "iTflT we w MILLEllM aud Dealers la Elour and Feed. AllKtodiof a HA IN BOUGHT and SOLD IlKdUI.An MARKET RATES. We would, also, losncctlully Inlorm onrcllt ens iliat wearo uovrfully preparid to bU I.V them with The Best of Coal From any Mln dwlred at VEtl MUTEST PIlICES. if. UKIX5IAN 4 CO,
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