BURDOCK
BLOOD
B'nrffeRS!
Burdock Blood bitters
ton
That Ache in Small of Back.
Burdock Blood Bitters
RELIEVE
Weary, Aching Bones.
Iurdock Blood Bitters
CUKES
Dys pepsia.
U)'leatll.
Gents: I feel it my duty to say re
(peeling Burdock Illooif Hitters, that it 19
tlio best tncdlcinu I ever took. 1 BiifTcicil
two or three years from stomach troubles
nnd dyspepsia ns well 113 from liver an t
kidney complaint. I was not able to tit
fend to tny business. My wife was afflicted
in much tlio samo way. We read of your
Bitters In tho papers nnd made up our
minds that we would Irij than. The result
Is mvwifunud Iliegnn to Improve at once,
and 1 nniuotviiblo to do inure hard work
than beforo In ten-year's. It lellcvcd my
kidney troubles us well. "Vc both wish
you, tho tnaknis of it. Godspeed.
JOSEPH LAND ON",
Chelsea, Vt.
20 YEARS&5USeT!'X1
Tks) Owttert Madieal TrinmpU oftlioAJsJ
SYMPTOMS OF A
TORPSD UVER.
Iioeaof appetite, liotvolucootlvc, l'alnla
the head, with a dull sensation lu tho
back part, I'nln unilcr iho ehoulder
blnde, Fallncas niter entlng, withr-dlc.
inclination to exertion of body nrmlnd.
Irritability of temper, Loir spirits, wills
a feeling ofhnvlnu neglected sjomosltity,
Wearln.ns, DlzzlncKfJt.Ii'Iimcrinff at tho
Heart, Dots beforo tho eyes. Hca.da.cho
over the right cyo, HcstleBsneae, with
fitful drcaina, Highly colored Urine, and
CONSTIPATION.
TDTT'S 1'ILLS aro especially adapted
to luoh cases, ono itnso oirects such a
chaiigHnffccllnrriiHtoii'ilonlslitliosulTercr.
Theylncrensottie- & mettle, nnd came tho
body i( Tnko on lesli.tliu. iho rystcm Is
8onrlehcil,r"d hythileTonlo Action on
a ligesUTeOrtTani,tr'iXular Stools ore
yroilaoi.il. Hrico :'."iti. ill.irrny M..1V.V.
i mm bye.
GliAT n.tin or VmKEito chanced to n
Gr.osir BLAcrr. 15 a slnglo application or
this Dm. it imparls lu'turnl color, acts
Instantaneously, fcold by Druggists, or
eontby cxprof'-on loeelptof 91.
Office, 4C Murray Ut., Now York.
A QUICK, PERMAN'HT, CESTAIN CURE FOR
XitorFiiilinglllnultoocl.Iiorvousneu
Wiwlmesi, Lnclc of Strength,
S Vigor or Developments
atssea or Inn iNcrotlotis. exroiHeii, eto licneQU In a
ariOurmsnsn.allv within amonth. No Deception
porQuokerr. Positive Proof, full descrttalou and
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KRIS UEDiaU, TO.. P.O. Drawer ITS Bugahj, X. Y.
MaiKle, jfe. rellaSJoanl HMifilrcitliier. It la
not n Truss. Mora liar and SlKht and li
tSiei""0""1-, cud fjr tlrtular will tl ,.
auff-rtra .ure.l brihhTir
pllauce. AridreKsCiitralMtdical and SurirlrKl
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.n,-.r.Vf tralrni:l alien all kinds of snrrlcol
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Conhdonroin l.ontmt) of Jnralids, Wotmn Al.i. 'Jit
rawfl.ell her Sm, bonpverrauf ed.Hml rrceWft pny nftcr
ctirjta etN'cte'l. JJruorilvo cuso fnltr, fn-t tt.nni
PIANOS-ORGANS
1n A'-Tairl for tha ) nmrovr il Masox & II a Mint
JMc t ittiw hi (ree Hint n (ifeoml arttllilon t' tha
(ticturr Un (uTtimc 1rapTiIvi-. Do not require one
qimrier much lurlmf I'ltums on the picvallluif
wr.piri rt.ttm. (ViiuH Cutnloirtit. frtc.
11 Hiykx or fiT.TR, (:'2 to (500. Tor Cub, Easy
Pf.vmci.U.t)! Itt-U'V
Mason & Hamffn Organ and Piano Co.,
yrw voiiK ; nosiox t rmcMnn.
u7oftenoftliolrfrlendn,-llB- B l
. . , recelTelirinnllstaDleOood.i.orecrlMj
IrMh orjowelrjf. bnl . cood.thatrnall tor , 1 file
S3 clrculrr. A. -. UVlbs. Cruliiilla, Va-
10oldi ll'i) for iljtay Mjt.tQ, toin Ji
utMHn) .uun i.t44 'J(t nc in iin- r, fte, ti
iJSVA FAMIkV SCALES
rAt ttv f'un.U w ' H.v Karxi'l ( .. utr)f
Aft
AGENTS V ANTED MDK
"Spy ofthe Rebellion."
NOW llm liv h . unj hlollfjHtl. f.0 . Iillnrtl-
tlou. nub . ' (: kind TUo,,Sl'v,rcifal
raauvf-w . j i lr it n vor bafura l uldlihid. A
graphic uc iu! ! ' e inn pir. ry to an.aklnata
Ijii.oIu I' r:!...,! fsivru'civa 01 cur IVueiul
Brits lu thu liui. 1 ., iiielr heMc lirury
Tully rn oim . d i.i lui'.b ttyid fletchca. Thn
"Spy" m th-. mitt thilllinii war book
nvtfr p-ibl all1 l'.ndouid l.y hundreds of
l'ree u ' 1 A !! twilnionUU A larijo Land
totno l hkiIc. . imp; WJ illiiKtratioua.
t-TAGSMTS WANTED I
A H N TS 1 1 ha Uml la vul-irllinn all athrra
Or-ro'Hu.i!i'I('.,.ua.aiipli'alloLaforai;ellcrea
hava li" in rc iv. d V huo mauy eucu'.a who
ham ild Ir ni lu-i I i ra AuiKfr4il cl f.
CS-Tha ' rV" ta , old only by our
Atr t. ail in-i no lo found in hookrlorca.
HWIa t j laorWiaiKa, f.nm ra. lirrlianlra.Bd (irry.
lad I. .t 'n uly tte catirtt book la le't tr,r
I mi ' V iri ti iinaireutlii every drand Army
1 ix nlfii.v n t 'vn.liiimudi.mulj'lii HioU.a
1 t I '" -ruiU:railaiwfit,Mrefa
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The Best Newspaper in America,
and by f-r tho Most Readable.
Agents wanted everywhere te earn
money in distributing the Sun's Pre
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papsr No Subscriber ignored or neglected.
Something for all
r.fauftftil undBiibatantlal Prouiiutna lu
fituujuri. Q'llilaudotherWtttchM'ulnablo
Iloili. I w Hat Tamlly Sewing lliclilno
kr wu ' lb.' trade, and aniinciujded Itat
T.i-': ly Mail. PnstpuHi "
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LAUGHERINKTUMS!
uorit DKAI).
"Good morning, sir."
".VornluK."
"I er ben your pardon."
"I beg yours, sir,"
"Jlay I ask what you gave your horse
for the botts?"
"Turpentine, sir."
"Oh, thanks cr cr Good morn
lug." "Good uionilug."
"Good morning, sir,"
"Good morning."
"Ileg pardon, but did I understand
you to say that you gave your horse tur
pentine for the botts?"
"Vt-i sir."
"Well, I tried It too, and It killed my
horifl."
"It killed mh.c, sir."
"Oh cr cr Good morning."
"Good morning."
LIXI.VL notici:.
Major (lasiaway, a prominent San
Antonla lacr, succeeding In obtain
ing the acquittal of a horse thief, iho
was tried lu thn district couit In and for
the county of Hcxar.
".Major," said the acquitted man, "I
don't know how to pay you for jour
kindness 1 haven't got any money just
now."
"Well, now that you are foot looe
again you will soon hau soiuo moiiov.
or horses, u liicli Is just as good, but hi
tins meantime you mention my name to
oilier members of the gang and friends,
In case they need the sen Ices of an at
torney In any of the fiontler counties,"
said the lawyer.
"I'll do It, major. You shall have all
our business."
80MU GOOD ADVICi:.
Two tramps, one of them a young
man, the other well advanced in life,
had just left a hnuse where they had
been supplied with a bountiful dinner.
"1 say, Hill," queried tho joungcr of
tho two, "where do you suppose we'll
get our supper?"
The old tramp turned on him in dis
gust. "Here you've just had your dinner,
and you begin to wonder where you'll
get supper. If that's thp kind of a dis
position jou'io got, young feller, you
had better quit, the profession and go to
work."
Tin: kind or r.VKK itu nor.
.lohiuiio (next morning after the
children's party) You didn't get any
Ice cream last night.
Fred 'Cauo f didn't want any. I
don't like vanilla. I had lots of oysters
ami chicken salad.
Johnnie Uml So had I. Vou didn't
gel any cake, though.
Fred Yes, but I did.
Johnnie Oh. you know that isn't so!
You left befoie the. cake was passed
around.
Fred I don't care. I had some after
1 got home.
Johnnie Oh, what a whopper! What
kind of cake?
Freil .StomaclKichc.
ciiAxiiEii Tin: stmjccT.
Stern Father "Look hero, young
man, jour teacher tells niu jou excused
jourself from school by telling her jour
mother was sick. What do j-ou mean
by Ijlng lo your teacher, sir?"
"I didn't lie."
"Yes, you did. Your mother isn't
sick; and jou know It."
"She said she. was."
"When?"
"Last night. She said she was sick
of having j-ou come home at two o'clock
in the morning with jour cutis on your
ankles."
"Well, of course, If she was sick it
was perfectly right for you to stay out
of school, my son. There, here's a
nickel. Kim off and get some candy;
until nc wont say anything more about
it."
Not Deservirs of Sympathy.
Persons Mho ill persist in dying by
Inches with dyspepsia and liver disease
w hen Simmons I.ler Regulator is an
unfailing remedy for these maladies.
The crow Is not a particularly musi
cal bird, but the farmer always associ
ates him with tho corn-et.
- Talking about antiquity and the age
of things, we submit that the oldest
berry Is the elder-berry.
The only persons In the woild who
do not like to sec redeeming qualities In
the human race are the pawnbrokers.
Two stuild Michigan hunters shot
a woman, mistaking her for a bear. A
woman should ncer be mistaken for
anything but a dear.
A suall that goes about Ids business
and doesn't stop to gossip with ciery
bug lie meets can creep liOfi feet between
sunup and suudon u. IJut then, let us
tigure on this for ten or a dozen years.
An exchange asks why so many
editors are bow-legged. It's the weight
of their brains, sir.
Greenland has only one newspaper.
What loads of liter-pads and patent
medicines the editor must get.
Sam Jones' threo G's grace, gilt
and creenbackk will run' a country
newspaper as well as a cainp-nicetlng.
lieecher says there aie' times when
a man must swear or burst. There has
net er been a ncll authenticated case of
an editor bursting.
An editor whose three months' Im
prisonment for libel will expire in two
days, peers through the bars of his cell
and writes of "Tho Hopeful lion Out
look."
One llup Plaster it 111 kill pain
quicker and Is a better steiigthener than
a dozen other kind.
Tigers will lie for hours In a single
spot without attracting attention. And
so will a large percentage of the "promt
nent men" of somo communities.
If poets were as solid wlthedllois
as adteitlsers are, the muse would be
roosting lu the sanctum with their feet
on the ctagere and her pockets loaded
with fifteen cent cigars the same brand
we always smoke.
Tho skeleton of a man nine feet one
inch in height has been found In a cate
lu Missouri. An exchange thinks It is
the remains of an editor, but editors lu
that Stuto are generally a "llttlo short."
Wealthy editors aro about as scarco
as bah' h a led In llan, Exchr nge.
A brother cJltor says a newspaper
Is not noisy, yet It frequently creates a
bus'le.
Urlng In your Job Work.
LONG SUFFERING
From Stone In the Kidneys.
It ia by no mcani (t range thai Dr. David
Kenuedy, of Hondout, N, Y,, should have
received tho following letter, liy reading
It vou will seo in one tiiiuuto why James
AmlMWS was thankful I
)c. D. Kennedy, Hondout, .V. 1'.
Vr.iH Sir Until within s recent dale, I
had furaveral years sull'ered greatly from
gravel, called by tha doclura, tho JlrK'k
dust Sodimuut. Fur about a year past this
sediment has lint pasned ul) ill tho usual
quantity, but has aecurnulaled, causing mo
untold piln. Hnylni? hpnrd of Dr. DAVID
KKNXKDY'3 FAVOHtri: ItEMEDY I
trie. 1 it, nnd after Using about one and one
halfliottle9 1 voided a stoue from the blad
der, 7-10 of nn Inch I"uh', and rough ou its
surface. I send you tho largest piece that
you mar see of what it it omposod. Since
then I felt no pain. I nnw consider my
self cured, and ennnnt express m thank
lnlness mid grotllinlo for to signal a ileliv
trance Ironi a terrible dtaease. You have
my ciiiae in to me this letter, should you
nUh In do so, fur tho benctit ol other suf
lere. Yours truly,
Jamks Andukwsi
No. 10 Marshal si., Ida Mill, Troy, N. Y.
Dr. Kennedy's "Favorite Kcincdy" ft
especially oirerod as a trustworthy spectlc
for the cure of Liver and Kidney com
plaints, Conttlpallcu and all disorders
uriiing from an impure state of blood.
To women who sutTer from any of the
Ills peculiar to their tex "Favorite Item
nly" it constantly proving ilscll an uufai).
log friend.
Thero is no more agonizing class of di
rrate, and none more certain "not tn get
well i.t itself," than Ihn dl6ordera of the
kidneys and bladder. The only tnedicino
that doe aflnrd speedy rebel and perma
nent euro of fueh allW'tions is Dr. DhvIiI
Kenne.ly's "Fuvunto Heraudy," ofltond
out, if. V.
13 "WEEKS.
Tho POMUK OAZHTTE will be moiled,
securely wrapped, to auv address in the
United Stalea lortlirce mouths on receipt of
ONE DOLLAR.
Liberal discount allowed to postmasters,
agents and clubs Barnple copies mailed
free. Address all orders to
JIICUAHD K. FOX,
Fkankux SijUAnr, N. Y.
May .10, ISS5 ly
A Great Causeuf Hnuiau Misery
On The Loss of
A iTlnre on the nature, treatment ond
radical cure of Seminal Weakness, or Sper
malorrlia'a. inducid by Self Abuse. In
voluntary Etiiitsioin, Impoteucy, Nervous
Debility, and Impedimenta to Marriage
Seneranyj Lonsuinption, Epilepsy and File;
Mental and Physical Incapacity, Ac By
HOUEUTJ. CULVKRWELL, M. D.
'i'ho world renowned author, in this ad.
mlraolo lecture, clearly proves Iruin his
own experience thattlieawl'ul conseipienccs
ol Self Abvfe may be eHeelually removed
without dangerous surgical operations,
bougies, Instruments, rings or corrihili;
pointing out a modo ol cure at ouco certain
aud eU'ectual, by which ovory sufferer, no
mailer what li is condition may Le, mat
euro himself cheaply, privately aud radi
(.ally.
(EdirThis lecture will provo a boon to
thoimundi aud thousands.
Benl under seal, in a plain envelope, to
uiy aihlresj, on receipt of fourcenls, or two
pojiage Binmps, Aiwrtbt
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41 Ann St., New Vorl;, X. Y.
Post Oflico dux, 150. mav23 1
For Newest Designs and Most Fashionable
Styles of
DRESS GOODS,
DRY GOODS,
GROCERIES,
PROVISIONS,
SILVERWARE, &c, &c.
GO TO
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Bank Street, Lehiffhton.
Goods guaranteed and prices us low as else
wncru lor thesaino quality of goodi.
July 18, 1SS5 ly
to lto per month
our
.-stamiaiii) hooks
Siirln ir miH Ninnniir A 1 M Mv
Uubut&Uu., Philadelphia.
The ino),t tmpiilir Weekly nttppAicr devoted
tone le nee, u.cIiatiic3(enKiPurin;; dwnveri(tn
jentlon mid patents ever pnl)Ulied. Kvery nnm
her lIltiMmif.t witli H'lemlid enBrarinp. This
ptitilicot ion furtil hlit-8 a inot ahinble ncj clopedf a
of Informattoii wairlmo p rionthould bt witliout.
Iho IK.pnliirity of thu fccitNiiue American l
tarti that ltd circulation nearly equals thit of all
other lipcm of it j uIjuj couibinM. I'rice f3 23 a
Jr. llikt'onnt ttiChtbr, bold b? all newndcnlera
ii. mi mi! ii j,rRt,tice in. torn
the Tatrnt Officii and haio nrenared
sjmwo than Ono Hundred Thou-
pOin uppiicaiLuni iir pait-uia in ids
Uniitd btnteii and forcipn countries.
A&bisfniiit-nts. nnd nil other uiiirm for
f curing to lu.i'Titor ihrlr rijlm in the.
United Ktfttf-s Canada, Luptotid, France,
licrni-inr nmi rt(lnr fitrot.rn a mint rln. tiro.
pared at hnrt notiiunnin reaonablo terms,
Inluruiatiun nttin' lalnitiKPatontacheer
fnll en en toithnufr charilf. Ilnnd-booki of
infortnnl Inn mrl fn-i. l'fttntH obtained
throaph MunnttCn. are noticed in th Ncienliflo
American tree. The ftdvnntac8ff mc)i notice U
vretl imdtrittood by all pcrsoo bo wish tocis
Aiote nf thofr pit ptiu.
Addre JIVIINN 1 CO Office SCITSTXno
AuLUiCAM, 'XI liroadwcj-, ew utk
NERVOUUlEmUTy
I liMav.nu d num rone
UlnstLo aUllediur.
HARRIS'
rant kf ul fnif ration.
'loo t roe ladalsonce. o?
over brain worn. A roll
lie itoFoiuwaoj pwcv
t.un rcmsdlc for thess
trcublei. Ott our Frca
Crr-ilirBitdTibl Taclc
cce.ond learn hnportti:)
lotu btfare uUrtrcat
nent el'ewhrre. Taka
sunn nrucnythitiua
CU1LLO thoutands, docj
not iiitcrfcro with atten
tlonto butintit, or cams
pctnor laconenle?cla
A fiacicalcurc ron
DEBILITY,
Crganio '
frJIYSICAL
DECAY.
3 our viy. Founded oa
flecftDtlda medical princl
InYotinsrAMtddlc
j pica, isf Girect irpiicatica
1(o the wet ofiliMiM ia
atpcclfia laflucccn la fell
4 without otUy, TbaBaU
A ural funetlonaof tha hn.
Trotrro ran Bevfm
V'EAnSBYUSeiNMAMV
I nousAMo CASS3.
A man crenlim ia restored.
3 The atdmatlnr elemc&U
B of lift, which rava beta
5 waatcd arc $ Urn L ack .and
fltho rallenthscoraef eneet
On. Month, 0 00
TwoMonthfl. m fl.ooi
aiatie jaomua, 7i0j
9 ttrrneth tod aeaual vigor.
Ind Dtd vealna bota
KARRI 3 REMEDY CO., MYQCKtMOT
COOK N. Tenth Qt, 01. iZfJia, J&Q,
7 1 g PTURCD PERSONS! Not tl YrUGS,
LEWIS H. REHRIG,
Slate Roofer.
HEI'AIRINO promptly attended. to at
short notice and on reasonable termi,
WORK GUARANTEED.
Addrcsti FKINCE'3 V. 0., Carbon County,
rcau'a. au5(-ly
ram
miscellaneous;
Jokes on the sealskin sacipic arc
said to be fur-felchcd.
Loyc's warning cry: "Don't Jack;
you hurt my vaccination."
The children's health must not bo
neglected. Colds In the head and snuf
lles brim; on catarrh and throat and
lung affections. Kly'g Cream Halm
euros at once. Is Is perfectly safe anil
easily applied with the linger. It also
euros catarrh and hay fever, the worst
cases yieldlni; to It In a short time.
1'rlcc 60 cents.
When two w eeks old" our child caught
cold. For eighteen months could not
breathe through her nostrils, became
emaciated. Ily uslnc lily's Cream Halm
she was cured. J. M. Smith, Owcgo,
N. Y.. 6 '
A Dakota farmer says that he has
raised seventeen bushels of wheat In
three years from one grain of seed.
This Information will bo verj' valuable
to those anticipating moving to Dakota.
Instead of Investing $,'!00 to $500 In
seed wheat, all a man needs Is lo buy,
say a dozen grains aud then wait three
or four years for thorn to multiply.
This makes farming comparatively easy
work.
To Young Ladies.
If your life Is made a burden owing to
blackheads, pimples and other eruptions
on tho face marrlns voitr beautv and
causing so much chagrin, it Is no longer
necessary to endure It. Dr. Flagg's
Family Ointment will certainly remove
ii i. . . i , - . .
an snuii uiomisnes ami leave jour skin
soft, smooth and beautiful, bold by all
druggists aud mailed on receipt of price,
20c. Williams Mfg. Co., l'rop's.,
Cleveland, O. Sold ut Thomas' drug
store.
A queen bee lays from 2,000 lo
15,000 eggs In ninety-four hours. It is
not necessary to ask "How doth the
little busy bee'."' She doeth well, and
should be a shining uxample to tho lazy
hen that can only be Induced to lay one
egg In twenty-four hours, and then only
when eggs are cheap.
Piles I Piles II Piles!!!
Sure cure for blind, bleeding and
itching piles. Ono box has cured the
worst case of 20 years standing. Xo one
need suffer live minutes after using
William's Indian Pile Ointment. It ab
sorbs tumors, allays Itching of the pri
vate parts, nothing else. Sold by diug-
(iim nmi iimni'u on receipt ot price, 91.
William's MPr. Co.. Prop's.. Cleveland,
O. Sold at Thomas' drug store.
An exchange says that a folded
newspaper placed under the coat In the
small of the back Is an excellent sub
stitute for an overeoaf. Editors have
long know n this. It is now thought to
be tho right thing to let the public have
possession of the secret.
No Boon that Scionco has Conforrei
lias been fraught with greater blessings
than that which has accrued to the in
habitants of malarial ridden portions of
tho United States and the Tropics from
tho use of Hostetter's Stomach Dlttcrs.
The experience of many years has but.
too clearly demonstrated the inefficiency
of quinine and other drugs lo effectual
ly combat the progress of Intermittent,
congestive and bilious remittent fevprs.
wlille on the other hand, It has been lio
less clearly shown that the use of the
bitters, a medicine congenial to the
irailest constitution, and 1 er ved from
purely botanic sources, affords a reliable
saioguanl against malarial diseases, and
arrest it when developed. For disord
ers of the stomach, liver and bowels, for
general debility nnd renal Inactivity, it
Is also a most efficient reined'. Appe
tite and sleep are liuproted by it, It e.-
peis riieumaiic Humors Ironi Hie lilood,
aud enriches a circulation impovciished
by mal assimilation.
All the cheek Is not invested In the
lightning rod peddler and the man who
wants a $5 puff when he pays for a 23
cent advertisement, but the young men
of the period aro now fast going up
hi.id.
"Dozens of letteis a day pour in upon
Dr. David Kennedy, of Itondout, X. Y.,
from people who have been benefitted
by using his popular preparation called
Kennedy's 'Favorite itemed'." And
lllOV nftAM lllllltftti. .i-linl fl.l. n I.
ablo medicine accomplishes In some new
.....1 .......1...1 ....i i ..
niLiieiiu iiiuiicu iiciu 01 operation.
Not infrontii.til Iv n-iltm-itu l....
distances to grasp tlidoclorbv tho haml
and express their gr.ititndu for deliver
ance from pain. Troy, (X. V.,) Daily
Times.
'You must not take tin's vessel for
a love affair," said the captain to a verv
spoony couple who were monopolizing
t'.ie only chair on thu quarter-deck.
"1 tils Is no court-ship. '
Fooling Willi dynamite Is getting to
be as dangerous as trying to thrash an
editor.
Catarrh
Is a verv nrocilont ami ov...iii.ni.. .11.
.". laii (.liiiilii 111a-
agreeable disease, liable, If neglected, to
ucii-iup imu sunotis coiisumpilon. lle
Ing a constlttitloual disease, it requires
a constitutional remedy like Hood's
Sarsapaiilla, which, acting through tho
blood, reaches fiery part of the system,
effecting a radical and permanent euro
of catarrh In even its most setereforuif.
Made only hv IV I llmni . i. t .
ell, Mass. '
The unsuccessful merchant.. ir
failed, and no one was surpii.ed, be
cause ne never advertised.
A mluUter, having some of his old
sermons, was asked what ho. had In his
package. "Dried tongue," was the
reply.
Worms nro tin. iNiimin ..r ..1.11. 11 1
thousands' of children die or grow uu
weak and sickly, with disordered nerves
and stunted mil d , the food necessary
to their growth hating been eaten up by
these disgusting parasites. Dr. Walk
er's California Vinegar bitters not only
expels woiiiis, but frees the stomach
from the unliealtjiy secretions In which
...VJ UllUlt
The olrinlons nnw I...1.I I...
slans that "raw cow's milk Is iieitp'r for
children than boiled" is very gratifying,
as raw cows give muc 1 morn mlltr limn
.a boiled one.
It Is said that If Insanllv is la tent In
a person, it will almost always dcvelon
Itself at sea. Nearly ever) thing clso
which happens to be In a person, de-1
velops Itself at sea.
".My physician said I could not jive.
My liver out of order, frequently vom
ited greenish mucous, sklii-jellow.sniall
dry humors on face, stomach would not
retain food. It unlock Hlood Hitters
eliri'd me." tlia A .1.1,. 1,1.. ' n.i.r..
111c," Mrs. Adalaldti O'Hrhin.
372 Kxchange St., Iliilfalo, X
Yir
I A magazine writer loudly atllrms
I that there is no such thing as uUolute '
silence. If the man Is in.iiri..,i 1,., i
rightabout it.
A celebrated manufacturer of mus
tard said that he made his money, not
1 out 01 the mustard eaten, but out of the
i imi'tard 1' ft cn the plate. I
AL. CAMPBELL,
Tiie Jeweler,
s
WEISSPORT, - PA.,
For PURE ZttlUGS and MEDICINES, FANCY nnd
TOILET ARTICLES, Choice Wines and Liquors for
Medicinal 1'urposo0, Choice Brands of Cigars and Toboccos,
Stationery, Wall Paper and Borders, Sec, Sec
at LO WIST l'MUKS. TnESUIllVTlONS carefully compounded. Day or Nlnht
1'atronago solicited and fntlelnctlon nuarantoed In l'rlcc and Quality of Hoods Sold.
prii W. RJERY, Corner Yliitc and
ees- iB 1 a? u jsb 13 -mm
Copied and enlarged in all sizes from card to life size, viz
OIL PORTRAITS, WATER COLORS,
Pastels, Crayon, India Ink and Photographs.
All work guaranteed or no pay. All wc ask is a trial. Give
us it call and be convinced.
No. 105 N. 8th St. Allentown, Pa.
Franklin Santee, Manager,
J. S. KREIDLER, AGT.
Orders left at the Advocate Orncrj will receive prompt
attc!ltion- hba-i,,
LEWIS
respectfully informs his many friends and customers that he
lms removed his BOOT AND SHOE STOLE
SB Wf
LEWIS WEISS,
A ...... I OCR I ..
Arup 4, 1885-ly
WHO IS UNACQUAINTED WITH TH2
SER DV EXAMINING
CHICACO, I?OCEC 8SLAKD
Dv reason of ito cantral nosulon end close
lWMVoTWlf l r. 1 no 1 si:
Wo3t, at Initial and. tarmin,-l points, constltuto tiso rnoBt Important mld-contl-nontal
link In that or3teui or tUrouli tranr portntlon which Invites ond laclll
tatea travel and trade botwooa cltiej of tho Atlanrio and Pacrflo Coobtfi. It
la also the. lavorlto and boat route to and lrom polnta QiBt. Northeast und
bouthoast, and corrospondlnB polnto W et.t, NorthWeDt nnd Southwest.
Tno Hock Island ByotJtu lnclude3 in Its main lino and branches, Chlcnrro,
Jollot, Ottawa, LaSallo, Poorla, Genoseo, Mollno ond Hock Inland, In Ullnola;
Davenport, Musoittno, Washington, Fcb-fleld, Ottumwn, Oekaloosn. Voot
Ltoerty, Iowa City, Doa Holnoa, Indianoln, Wintereot. Atlantic, IDioxvlllo,
Audubon, Harlan, Outliiio Contro and Council Blulta, In Iowa; Gjllnlln,
Trenton, Coraoron and liansia City, In Ml6eouiij Leavonwortb and Atchlcon,
In Kinsaa: Albert Lea, IdlnneapoliH and 8t. Paul, In Minnesota; wntertown lu
Dakota, and hundreds of InterinodUto cities, towns, vlllagea und otatlcns.
THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE
(luarantoes Its patrona that aonso of personal security afforded byr.Eolld,
thorouarnly billeted road-bed; smooth tracks of continuous steel roll; sub
stantially built culverts and brldsroa; rolling btock as noar perlectlon na
human skill can mako It; the safety appliances of patent buffers, plattorms
and alr-brakos: and that oxactinsf dlaclplino wlilcli .Boveroj tho practical
operation of all Its trains. Other epoclalrios of this route aro Transfers at
nil connecting points in Union Depots, and tho unsurpassed comforts and
'usuries of 'ta Piiasonrror Kqulpmant.
The Fast Express Trains betwoen Chicago ond tho Missouri Itlver aro com
posed of well vontllatod, finely upholstered Day Coaclios. Marrnlllcont Pullman
PiYlace Sloopers of tho latest lusljrn, and sumptuous DlnlnK' Cars, In which,
blaborately cooked meals are lolsurelv eaten, "pood Digestion waiting on
Appstlte, and Health on both." Totwuen Clilcatro and Kansas City end
Atchison, aro also run tha Celebrated Uecllning Chair Cars,
THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE,
Is the direct and favorite lino between Chicago und Minneapolis and St Paul,
whero connections nro injd in Union Dooots for all points In the Territories
nnd Urltlsh Provinces Over tUU route, Faot Kxrjru.wi Trains oi-e run to the
waterln ; places, cumm-r resorts, plcturosquo localitiee, and liuntinc and fish
lnpj rjrpuncb of Jotva nnd Minnesota. It Is nlao tho nu.ot desirable route to tno
rich whaat fields and paator.il lands of interior Dakou.
Still I'nothor DIIIEOT LINE, vi-i Benoca and llankokea, ha been opened
between Newport Neva Hlclnnond. Cinciiinntl. Indiana poll?, nd Lp.fejvtte i.ad
Uounc.l Dluffj. Kansas Citv, Minneapolis and Bi Paul and interinotUate pointa
For dotailod lnlorrriitlon boo Kiapu and l aiders, obtainable on well ta
Tlckots, at ell priucipul Ticket OlUcea in tho United biatoo und Cunuda; or
by addressing-
R. R. CABLE, E. ST. JOHN,
Presnler.l and General M-r,2j.r,C 11. jai. Cent ITiC!i.tandfa::.nic 4i:r. Clicjgfl.
Next lo CLAUSS A BRO.,
Bank St., Lohighton,
, Hasalwoys on hand a lull linoul
ffeMlaWatclies.CIocteyewelrj
VJ Which bo is selling at yeiy low
5fr prices
RBPAIHINS-
n all branches promptly attended
lo. diclO.SS-ly.
Bridge Streets, f cissport, Fa.
WEISS
Into the KEY BUILDIKO. neurit
opposite his Old Sliiml, and that hi
Is now leeelvlnjr on,l openlni; up Tor
their Insiccilon 11 yi-ry lariro and
iHrhlouaulc lli.eol well-culcitcd
Boots, Shoes.
Gaiteus,
T-T.irQ PnTw
UMBRELLAS,.,
suitable Tor
FALL AND WINTER WEAR,
AT PRICES TO SUIT
THE TIMES !
and Invites you to call and examine
dowls and learn prices lifore pur.
eh nine; rltewhere. riATlSl'All
T10.N In all cares rully t-utinuileol
liemomher, 'l'llK KKW SlOKKop.
poslle the r.ut of
IltTltrKT,
BANK Street, LEHMTON.
'
CEOCRAPHY CP THIS OOUT.!V, WILL
THIS MAl. THAT THE
& PACIFIC RAILWAY
relntlon to nil principal lines Enst nnd
O O
o
1
FARMERS' COLUMN.
i
Filling tho Ico Konsc
When you have flllcJ tho Ico house,
put In another load. Wc uso about two
hundred pounds .1 week for forty weeks,
or eight thousand pounds, nnd at the
end of the year have, say two thousand
pounds of old Ico left. To furnish this
amount, wo put In twenty-five tonif
lee. In other words, to get nvo-iofis of
Ice for use, we put In ttveiityiflvc tons.
According to this, In a small Ice house,
with 110 pains taken to.prescrvo the lec,
four pound arc melted to keep one.
Tho ice melts frd'm tho top.and an extra
ton on top means an extra ton for use.
1 said, no pains are taken at any time
to preserve the lee. Tho point of the
remark Is thU; If you have an abund
ance of Ice with no fear of running
short, you are not constantly worrying
about Its being left uncovered. We lake
care, before warm weather t,ets in, to
have plenty of sawdust or cut straw on
lop of the Ice, and as It melts on the
sides of the building, 1111 iho spaco with
tho saw dint or cut straw. This, of
course, Is essential. Hut there will bo
many times during the busy stimuli r
months, 011 a farm, when Tom, UIek,cr
Harry will be called upon to get Icc.and
will be pretty certain to leave the dour
open, or the lee uncovered. I'ut In the
extra load, and jou need have no fears
of running short of ice. Wo let the
Deacon and any oilier neighbor, who
will help to draw tho lee hi wlnter.havc
all they want In summer. Keep out
rain, keep the air from getting to it
underneath, keep the top and sides
covered and If thoieo Is llfteen feet high,
It will keep. The sun may shine and
the winds blow on the covering, and do
good rather than harm. Hut do not
forget to put In another load on top.
Fill the Ice house to the roof. Tho lee
should melt Into cone shape, so that the
water or incited ice will run In among
the small pieces of lee with which the
pieces aro "chinkcd,"and as It descends,
will freeze the whole Into one solid
masi, and after that all the wetting will
bu from the outside. Josui'n IIauuis
In Am. Agriculturist.
A Eornarkablo Escape.
Jlrj. Mary A. D.illey, of Tunklian-
nock, l'a., was atlliclid for six years
with Asthma and Uronchltls, during
which time the beat physicians could
give no relief. Her life wa3 despaired
of, until lu last October she procured a
bottlo of Dr. King's New Discovery,
when immediate relief was felt, and by
continuing Its usa for a short time she
was completely cured, gaining In flesh
50 Ibi. in a few months.
Free trial bottles of this certain cure
of all throat and lung disease at T. D.
Thomas' drug store. Large size $1.
Farm Hints for January.
Of course, before you take your vaca
t on, the fai in harness will be oiled
and repaired, the wagons, aiid sleighs,
and buggies and carriages, carefully
examined, and the nuts tightened.
There will be a place for everything,
and everything will be in Its place
forks, rakes, hoes, shovels, spades,
chains, oletlses, whllUe-trees, plows,
cultivators, horse-rake, mower, binder,
roller, harrows, farm drill, garden drill,
garden line, com marker I am afraid
my corn marker Is sticking on the fence
but I have no expectation of taking a
vacation, unless wc may conclude that
that Is the proper place for it.
Of course you will get tho harrow
teeth sharpened, and the wood-work
saturated with crude petroleum. The
manure will be till drawn out and piled
in the Held. You will get everything
ready for the IniiiUs, and the pens will
be made comfortable forthe early spring
pigs. You will have plenty of troughs
a"hd racks. Hoops will be tightened on
barrels. Xow leathers will bo put on
punipi. Pruning will bo done. Dead
trees will be cut down and worked up.
Dead branches of shade tree will be
removed, and wherever shade trees, or
trees on the lawn are too thick, they
will be thinned out. Fences, gates and
bars, will be In perfect order. All the
pig pons, cow stables, lien house, cellars
and sheep sheds, will have two coats of
white wash, and some of them three.
Tho potatoes In the cellar will bo sorted
over, the decayed ones lcuioved, and
those intended for seed, for market, or
for home use, put by themselves. There
will bo no broken panes of glass; no
windows loose In the frames; the doors,
the locks and the bolts, will all work
smoouny. ine garret will be over
hauled. Perhaps you will say this Is
woman's work. At any rate, you will
seo that they have a good bench for the
wash tubs. JoMiipii II.uuns In
vlrl'fCUffuTfW.
Tho New Tttwillow a la the Mikado.
On a bed, racked with pain, a weary
man lay
Singing, willow, tltwlllotv, tltwillotvl
No ease or relief could he llnd any day,
O, willow, tltwlllotv, tltwillotvl
Jlls pains are now gone, ho Is hearty
aim wen,
tit. Jacobs Oil made lUin .13 sound as
a bell,
Aud the story so good to each one he
does tell.
Singing Willow, tltwlllotv, tltwillotvl
l'l'IlM-SUKlt's NOT11. .V Chli'lliro li:iner
satsllKit the actor who plnjs "Koko" In 1 lie
"Mikado," at a theatre there, had such a
bad coiiuli that he could mil have suinr "i It
willow, "liad he not iceovercd his toice hya
diiM- of UciS War Couttli Cure, which costs
tuny uu'iiiy-iitcccitts a Dome,
On account of the hard times coats
are worn longer than usual.
An Englishman of our acquaint
ance says ho was never shaved by a
barber in his life; he has always howued
a razor of his own.
Fresh watermelons arc an excellent
cholera preventive. The person who
dies from the effects of eating them will
never have the cholera.
"Did you hurt any birds to-day?"
Inquired IJ10 old farmer of the amateur
sportsman. ''Well, 110," lie replied, as
he sorted out his legs from the barbed
wire fence, "but I uuess I made some
of em soar."
''Did not the sight of the boundless
lilug sea bearing on its bosom the white
winged fleets of comtnorce till you with
emotion?" "Yes," replied the traveler,
"for a while It did, but after a while It
did not fill 1110 with Hiivtliln'. It sorter
em-'U, 1 mo "
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arranged state of Ihe Liver.
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Do You Want Good Digestion? '
I suffered Intensely with Full Steiialk, l7a$.
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my trouble. The first dose I took relieved me
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and nearly at ever 1 was. it tit hit mtdUiml
I et'tr tookfer Drieta.
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Do You Suffer from Constipation 7
Testimony of HlaAH Washir, Cliltf.Jimtce of
Oa. 1 " I have med Simmons Liver Regulator for
Constipation of my Bowels, caused by a temporary
Derangement of the Liver, for Ihe last three or
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Havo You Malaria 7
I have had experience with Simmons Liver Regu
lator since lf6s, and regard ll as Ike trenteit
medicine of the timet or diteatet ecntiar te
maarial regions. So good a medicine deserves
universal commendation.
Kav, M. 11. WHARTON.
Cor. Sec'y Southern Baptist Theological Seminary.
THERE IS BUT ONE SIMMONS
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See that vou get the Kcmilnpi, with the red Z
on front cS Wrapper, prepared only by
J. H.ZEILIN & CO.,
sols rnorxiaroas, PHILADELPHIA, PA.
REMOYAL!
Dr. C. T. Horn,
Respectfully announces to his customers ana
the people generally ttathe has removed Ms
DUUO STUIIE from I.cucWs Ilulldlng to
hlsnetrsloro room oppotltolho PublloSqunro
Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa.,
where ho will be pleased to receive friends
nnd tho public, and supply them with
Pure Drugs & Medicines,
Fancy and Toilet Articles,
Lamps and Lamp Fixtures,
Stationery & Choice Cigars.
together with a tina line of latest designs In
Wall Paper
AND '
DecorationS,
at Lowest Prices. Person can alao obtain
Kye-Hlnjses and Spectnclcp, properly ad.
Justed to Ihelr sIkIu at rcasuuahlo prlcts.
Prescriptions compounded vrllh caro day
or night.
IioiLomber, THU CENTRAL DRUG Store,
Keb.i.yl Dn. (!. T.JIORN.
Central Carriage Works
Hank St., Lehiglilon, Fa.,
Aro prepared to Manufacture
Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs,
Spring "Wagon, &c,
uf every description, In the most substantial
manner, and at Lowest Cash Prices
Itcpaliing I'roniptly Attended la.
TREXI.KM 4 KltEIDI.Ert,
April 26, 1882 yl Proprietors.
WM. DUFFY & SON,
of East Mauch Chunk,
are prepared lo do all kinds of
PlasterinE & Ornamental Wort,
at shortest notice. Orders hy mail will r
ccivo prompt attention. Terms moderate
ir woodwork. scnlStf
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