RDRDOGK BOOP RATERS, WHAT ID IT? A strictly vegetable prepa ration, composed of a cholco and skillful Combination of Naturo's best remedies. Tho discovoror.does not claim it a cure for all tho ills, but boldly warrants, tt,curjp3 .overy form of disoasoiarlslnk from a tor pid Hvor, impure blood.Mis- ordorcchWdheSs,- nni1 where thef ois4clllcori down condi tion of tho System, requiring1 a prompt and permanent tonic, it novor falls to rostoro tho BUiferor. 'Snbh i3 BURDOCK BLOOD BITTERS. Sold by all druggists r-who-are-authorized by tho manufacturers to re fund tho price, to any pur chaser who is not bonclited by their u ;i ipjaibEl si.oo. FOSTER,6 tflLBURN & CO., Props,, v.BPO. NEW YORK. TgJTtg 25. YEARS IN USE. The Of ttini "Meaiea't'Trinmph cf tha Age) Lose of nppetltc, llovrcln costive, l'ala la tho head, vrlth a dull seneation in the back nrt, Fnln under' tbo shoulder blade, Fullriesii after eating, with ndi tncllnatlonto'cxcrtlon of body or mind, Irrltabllltr of temper, Low spirits, with ofeellneof havini ncclectcii omo dutr, Weariness, Dlzzlneasa, Fluttering nt tho Heart, Dots boforotho oyn, Ilcadncha over tho rtchtrere Itostlceanesi, with Otful drenma, Highly colored Urine, and CONSTIPATION. TUT 37 S X1LX3 aro especially adapted to such cases, oho dnno effects such a chaiigiioffeelinprnstoftstonlsli tlio sufferer. TheT In crco.fi A th A it net It o. And causa thn onrisheri.nrd bythclrTonlo Action on i Tii ill ma ftTiem la e liicatt v O rirn.iis.lt rrrulnr fj tools aro Ghat IlAin or WiiKkbhb chnnitod to a Gtossr 1II.AQIC tiy a stnglo application of thtiDTE. lltflnlpartaji naturof color, acts Instnntaniyiul-ljt. 'Soul Vy Drurrgists, or sf-ntbvfariresion iiicolptof 01. Offices, Murray at., Now York. , AQUICKi.PRHAH:HT.URTAIH CURE FOft Iiost orFnil icR Mtiiili oort. Norvousnesa Woijly ivssj Jj!jck of StronstSi, vittqlr or Pevclcpment, CansM It Indiscretion.. ozcssneR. eto benefit in a qbti uurt-su.n.-ilir witmn rtmontu. Ko deception norQuuokerr. Potdtlve l'roof., full description kd 1 rweroi novice m main Mniea envelope, iihh. I't.vrnf lid EIUJ3MED10A1. bu.i A'.u.urane-r i.j. j .,P.O.Iawerl Hutlulo.N.V. RAINBOW RUPTURE RSWff Simple, Mle, reliable and u perfect rr-iulner. It In not n TrotB. Worn Day and Nlcht and its presence fontuUen. Mend fur circular lllititl. lopnUls from crwefiil sufferer eured Irthiaun rllnnoa. .IdclroM Central Medical nnd bureicul 1Kt.V.,.,,f 020 1-ocuat Bt.. lit Loulr, M... u BLIIlful trfrtmont Blffn nil Hudac.f ,nrclenl nna m.i cil o.m . Wrnkenins dlMuu.i,s nu.l nrl tatatroubiita in male and ffumlsour vpeclaKy. He mm to "rltaujbaruratatiivntreotniijtelsoa lire. Coneuluttonheoandlnvltud. " pay wsm C'nnhdt-ntn in honexrv nf Invntfild. X n 1 rnnt. A 1.!. t'UQtt.e!thfrtex( Jiowevercuunr,I.iintl nn-Plvn p'lynlti r cum in e7cIttl, lerib cnnifiilly. rnl Fnl i-tnnip for li.ktruUlous. I. .;. U.VIIi:, Lox it J, uCuIo, . V. Ifi (tcmnnfl fr l!io lmprotl Mapos & ITAMiif rMsnn i imw to lortruthiit tt sc-cotid udiltilon t tho Inrtnry Ijk licpomnfrrvperflttvp. IV) tiotrtipilienne qutrfr r n much luntnff o 1'I.umn tin the prc oiling w rpt-ihi m. ('nnHitt OnlJiloL'uo, fni. ion m yrt r OiifiXNs, to fj(W. I'or Cabli, Easy rn.viiu'iit.(r Iloiitcil, IvTaso & Hamlin Orffanand Piano Co.. NKW YORK t r01OV 1 (MIUMCO. 45 Anronv eendlns f of ten of tlieirfrlcudri.ullt 1 llJ. "."i."? otS,iC.rtuieiOou. H( le fuel Ion Miro. HI AO Alt A QUrrLY CO. Uruver ICS, lffalo, Wbl I ttt chtb I do nokmun tnorelo a tea tliem far a. tim nJ Unfit, hAt ttt tvlura a;ain. I mrun a rivlieal cur. I li mtlu tho dlieAM of Vita. hVlLkVhX or PALUNU FICKN Et"i a llf-loiij itiwl)-. I wrriti my rtmedy to cur tli wont otwfl KiMtiivitieri livi faUtnl U no iMon ft not ifw rvciiviwr nmw, fcn4 tone lorn treat 1h una YrvH lK.ttl f niy Iiif.tllll4 rMncdy. aire Kxprt nnd I'm JOJrtilt. 1U a. UOOT, 13 New Vwi. 2rI-ta.3NTO-3?mCXl.TC,333- U'KKqtUT.I.r.I) IN Tone, Toncft, WorlcinanshlD & Dnr2l)!lity. lvrr.iJiA'Si icrv.vm: a-, riOT.3'n.ljJio lUllltin: Itnorr Stroct-illtlmnri.. ill. 11 ouc. .'pw York. Johnson's Cyclopaedia. Ite vised at a coat oat Woytt Sn&.Obo; Ifas 40 Kdi t.iri and-J3 Ueplf. It it tho BEST. 'ik'iASHA- nA FA8T, JIeiifWrQMj.v'r.v?c4r,,,ty1 A.Mi A. J',!JDHNSON & Cl 31 OretU9fj3gti - Mtora, CO.. New-Yurk "YTT "AXTEIi- bAIWKS' in work for us at tneir homes: '$t 'In $10 per week ran be quietly made. No p'odo painting j un canvas sing. For full parilculiirs, plaso adilrep. at once, Crescent Art Co., Iloslon, Mass . Box 5170. WW. E B 85 I )-., uii BfAfr)rirf?,.t' W'.t.t kluJ tnl .f lout attnJtor nv jjO trM, in in1 ftnpir it im un lit i a nv, thttlnillf jilTWO UUUMFIJH! )af.. hrr with t YiL VAMI Till III',, t-B l""fknr rr Olr-J. frw nnd 1. ail MtktU A. fctisCfU, t i i'ui tL, N.Y, aw ljLWJMtiL'Wui!ii'.iJtjajbuiMi Nerve-Life nd Vigor 3hl3hst.q:o.:ej:d. " l Tlild rut ulintva tn J fjlowanl Kiciiric ANll Ma,?t!0tic Shield ji applied ocrtlie Kid. lit') a anil Nervu-Tltiil centers. Tiie outy an. r.llni.fo innilo tbat iita tuery part or Um Unly, and the only one needed lu f'OMTIVKLY CU1IK Kldni-jltUeuao It llOUIIlHtUlll, It ' K 11 t p bill, the worst cases of Scniliial AVpnU licxa, ICxIutlla (ton, lrmiotui i), and oil Ilia- f'ltHCH cud Well U- mi.Nof tlieUrliio OF THE (rnltnl Driruua l'lltimted Kelt. IB, 19. VOl'N'O MRV.CAio eany lndiretlon, lacV wnu rorrv ainjuiv njrmuiru tireitgia. MIPDI.T: At'KI) itHN often laikl(or,atlrtbiit. Ing it to the progriss at years. Tho MOTIIEll, WIVB and M.U1, siitlejlngfroni femala we Kiiti', r.v'Toiia jieoiiiiy aiut otoeruii. lai n' will find it Kii; only euro. To one and all na s.lr tliat tho Shield gi il a nat t:r I cidlna nttiunil wav WlfllOtT DKl'ilUIVO TIIK STOMACH. VarrniilI tOiio Year, and the bct iiilluMt-t', tiiaur. ....... . ... i. , . . .maw -f i-iM ' t? r.c 1 1 1-v- JliU"irni'o I Btmi'i,'ii, t i.i.r.r, ill ur nu... . an.phlel f.,r l,Jl.i. only, krnt on rllHof t n ntucil.'il, r UFK American Galvanic Co., ncnnire- Ul I lUfat 'ut St., rmin. s mm i 1 MISCELLANEOUS, Thirteen minute I) su(liclcnt to load un elephant on a frclglit car. It tnkos a woman longer than that to hoard a common everyday horse-cur; that Is, If ehc stops to pass her klssos round to all her relatUcs. - b . - Don't say there Is no help for catarrh, liny fever and col J In the head, slnco thousands tcstlsy that Kly'a Cream Balm has entirely cured them. It sit-1 perseues mo uungerous use 01 ikiuiiis and snuffs. It Is easily applied with tho linger and gives relief at once. Price CO cents. I was tlotiblcd with chronic catarrh anil gathering in head; wasdeafat times had discharges from ears, unable to breathe through nose. IScforo tho sec ond bottle of Kly'a Cream llalni was exhausted I was cured C. J. C'orbin, 1)23 Chestnut St., Philadelphia. -There arc said to be twenty-two different catises cs for lipadaehc, which, ; Mr-i" '""ti',,n that FAVOIl , 1 1TI- ltUMKDY also rurrd him of rlicuina gh, Is nbont the nmnberti81li Tl0 .uuiomca certificto tells its strangely cnott of popular alcoholic beverages. Hut, of course, here Is no connection. To Young Laiiej. If vour life is made a burden owing to blackheads pimples and othcrcruptlons on the face marring your beauty and ansing so much chagrin, it is no longer necessary to cmluro it. nr. i lagg s Family Ointment will certainly remove all such blemishes nnd leave your skin oft, smooth and beautiful. Sold by nil li uggists anil mailed on receipt of price, 20c. Williams Mfg. Co., Prop's., Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas drug store. -Freshman professor (holding up n written exercise) "I perceive that this one was copied from outside helps. Tho man who handed it In will remain." Half a dozen remained. -A paper Is made in France from hop wines, which must be very appro priate for ball programmes and beer keg stamps. rilci! Piles!! Files!!! Sure cure for blind, bleeding and itehlng piles. One box has cured the worst case of 20 years standing. Xo one need suffer live minutes after using William's Indian I'ilo Ointment. Itab sorbs tumors, allays Itching of thn pri vate parts, nothing else. Sold by drug gists and mailed on receipt of price, SI. llliam s .'if g. uo., l'roo s., uieveianu, O. Sold at Thomas' drug store. If you address the poorest person In Sweden it is the universal custom to raise your lint. Hoston Journal. Hut lion- are you going to know who Is the poorest person In Sweden? Boston liulletln. A woman who claims to know Bays It takes more strategy to marry olt c family of girls than It i'.oc3 to secure re. election to Congress. A Valuable Modical Treatise. The edition for 18SU of the sterling medical annual, known as Ifostctter's Almanac, is now ready, and may be obtained, free of cost, of druggists and general country dealers in all parts of the United States, Mexico, and Indeed in every civilized portion of the Western Hemisphere. This almanac has been issued regularly at the commencement of every year for over one-fifth of a ceii. tury. It combines, with tho soundest practical advice for the preservation nnd restoration of health, it large amount of interesting ana amusing lieut read in: and the calendar, astronomical calcula tions, chronological items, &c, aro pre pared wun great care, anu win uetounu entirely nccuiat. Tho Issue of Hostct- ters' Almanac for l&W will nrobablv In the largest edition of a medical work ever published In any country. The proprietors, Messrs. llostettcr & Co l'ittslmrgh, l'a., on receipt of a two cent stamp, will rorwnnl n copy tiy mail to any person who cannot procure one in ins ncigtiuornoou. dec. A beautiful new song is called "The I.one One on the Shore." Wo never knew till now how romantic solitary clam could bo made to appear. "Belles" call many people to church. Domestic "sauce" Is kept In family jars. Yon have often seen women with marked blueness or paleness of face, vitiated appetites, and n craving for un wholesome food. These aro signs of a disordered liver, and tho trouble must be corrected or worse results are sure to follow. Husbands and fathers cannot afford to treat this matter lightly. Dr. Kennedy's 'Favorite Itemed',' which dispels liver disease, costs less than sick wives and daughters. Yon will llnd it a very profitable investment. It looks paradoxical. The 1'arsces are said to be rich and generous, yet there must he a great deal of Paisce money among them. "Tito house fly flies an average of three miles per day." This is probably the reason It feels so tired when It strikes a man with a bald head, (ieorge Campbell, Hopkinsville, Ky., s.i)s: "Burdock lllood Hitters is the best preparation for the lllood and Stomach ever manufactured,." A cooking club the rolling pin. Fish are generally weighed iu their own scales. "He shot himself lu the woods" was a head Hue In a morning paper. lie must certainly have shot htuuelf In the lumber region. Healthful Vigor for the Olrls Mrs. I.lvcrmore savs. In one of her lectures on Girls, "1 would givo to girls equal intellectual and indnstiial train ing wltli hoys, l es, and give them equally good health, too." When your girls aro suffering from paleness nnd debility, it Is a sign that their blood Is poor ami thin, and that they need Brown's Iron Bitters. The only prepar ation of Iron that can bo taken safely. Miss Barton, Chestnut St., Louisville, Ky., says, ''Brown's Iron Bitters cured me of rheumatism when evervthln else had failed." Why Is Africa like a greased pole? Because It is an unhealthy clime. Anybody can take a cut from the butcher without any lowering of dignity, Take the testimony of seven out of every Jen men you meet, and they will all complain of annoyance from "con stipation" and Its attended lassitude. headache, flatulence, Ac. Walker's Vinegar Bitters Is a speclllc for tills ailment. It acts gently, but surely, and 111 regulate the system, cultivate a natural appetite nnd digestion and insure reitei. Man lias, we read, LMO bones. Woman has 211; she has all that man has, and tho bone of contention beside, l'ure hlood Is absolutely necessary iu order to enjoy perfect he1th. flood's SarsarMrllla purifies the blood and strengtueiis the system. When you spill soup on the table cloth, set you tumbler on It when your wlfa Is not looking, and trust to Provi dence for the hereafter. j "Then you think he has on eye to the future?' ''I am quite sure nf p How ate his Investments located v ' Mn-''v wheri- moth ,iud rn t in u I Of a MastnchDietta Engineer. 61ep tiller luligne bijiI litulllt alter di astflnrrtwo ul tho' avvr'etcst exptjriencea knuwii Co linn. KutirlietY yrora is n lunp timn to nillvr, yet Mr. lVlrV Iiawlcr, of Daltuti, Mhh.i hud led a mlserublo ilia for Unit jwrioil tViuuh Ilia pirsenus of n ttono in the hlud.ltr. Ho did obtain leinpnrary rcllol, but 'niitliiiiK innro. Lust January he ml I od un Dr. Daviil Kennedy, of ll'imlout, N '.. ulio auld, n Her nu exaiiilnatinn, 'Mr. Lawler, ymi have ton In the ulart der. Wo will first, try lilt. DAVID KKif. KKDY'$ FAVOllIT.B ltUMKDY befure risking nn openilton." A. lew daya luler he lullnwliis lellcr passed through Ibe F.uliiluul pojt offlre i Dai.tox, Mass., Feb C. Diau Dr. KasMttivi Tim day alter I cutno huiue I iatseil twu gravel stones, and am doinit ulcely now. I'ktkr Ijawi.kb. Dr. Kennedy now lias the stones at his offieo, mill llioy uro (uffieiently lormldaMa to jn-urv tlio claim that lClCNNEDV'S 1'AVOrtlTB KEMEDV is the ieaillnij rn!il!i- for (tone in the bladder. In his bjoiued own story : Old) IlmiKsninK Mii.i,3. 1 Daltos. Mass . Al.ril 27. 1892 ( Mr. 1'oler Ijiwler has been resident oi Hi fa town for the nast seventeen years, and in our employ for fifteen, anil in all these vcura ho has been u Good and reined citizen in this town nnd coimnunlty. He has hail somo chronic diseases tn our boon ledge, lor most of tho lima, but now claims to be, and is, in apparent good health. Ciias. Bnowx, rresident. $1 a hntllejslx lor $5. All ilrugijiBts. Dr. David Keunedv's "Favorite Item rdv" (of Knnduul, N. V.) It Is not a mere another, temporarily, of pain, but by its al rahva action purities the blood, restores n tieHllliful condition to (lie diseased organs, and even dissolves and causes the expul (ion of gravel and stone. Irom tho kidneys and bladder. Tho testimony of hundreds who have been cured by it vouches lor tuts. 13 "WEEKS. The POLICE GAZETTE will be mailed. securely wrapped, to any address in the United stales lor inrco momns on receipt oi ONE DOLLAR. Liberal discount allowed lo postmasters, agents and clhha Sample copies mailed Ireo. Address all orders to ItlCIlAIlD K. FOX, Fkaxkmn Equ.titK, N. Y. May 30, 1835-Iy A Great Canseof Human Misery On Tho Loss of A lecture cn the nature, treatment and radical cure of Seminal Weakness, or Sper inatorrliiua. induced bv Self Abuse, In voluntary Emissions, Impotency, Nervous Debility, and Impediments to Marriage generally) Consumption, i,piiepy ami 1' itt; Menial nnd I'nvsical Incapacity, .vc iiv IIOBEUTJ. CUhVEIlWELli, M. D. 'The world renowned author, in this ad miraulo lecture, clearly proves from his own experii nre that the awful consequences ol Seir Auvse may bo elleclualiy lemoyed wjlhout dangerous surgital operations, bougies, instruments, rings or cordials; pointing out a mode ol cure at nnco certain and ellectual, by which every sufferer, no matter what Ins condition may be, may cure himself cheaply, privately nnd nidi (.ally. HifThh leeluro will prove a boon to lliousa nils and thousands. Sent under seal, in a plain envelope, to any address, on receipt nl four cents, or two postage stamps. Address Tho CUl.ViIItVUII.li J.F.MCALCO., il Ann St., New York.X. Y. Tost Ofllee dox. 4S0. inay23 ly For Newest Designs and Most fashionable Styles of DItESS GOODS, DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, SILVERWARE, &c, &c. GO TO E. H. SNYDER, Bank Street, Lehighton. Goods cuarauteed and prices as low as else where for the same quality of good 9. July 18, 1885 ly TEACHERS? 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'ih popularity vt the tfriENTino Amfiucan fa eurli that il circulation nearly cqualnthat of alt other papors of U4claDS combined. Trice. t20a rear. Dirtount tol'lubs. toldhr all oewadealera. MUNN t CO., I'ubtuhwrfi. 'o. 361Croadwayt N. V. ATENTS. iiunn j uo. naro ami naa Tmnp rlnht vnnm pr.-vUkfl beforo tho Tatrrtt OfHea and have preparod more man one iiunarea inou nnd aillilloriiorpiirui imiuw ('TKitti Tradi.Markfl. L'oDr-richt nttta tnu loniicneuuninBi, luimtmanii sml nil nihtr tunrri for Mcurinc to irm-ntori their rlchU in tho United States, ('annua, Knpiana. rrance, (Jermany and other foreien count rjea. pre paid at short not ico and on reaionable termi, Information at obtaining patents cheer fully Kirea without chare"- lUnd-booka o i i Bnni. ft-,. Patents! nntained throuith Munn 4 Co. are noticed in theScientifle Aiueman ir.c 'iha adTintaceof uch notice U veil uudor.toM by all yewou vho wlsu toUIi jiino nf thoir p-tonta. nn - ...... Addwa AH)NN & CO Offlpe SCXKmnO Auxjucv. Ml Uroadar. w ork. tiERVUUSOESILITV UKOAM10f utifieurwUiiaftrt., t(vf. Wcions, ,cjnIl (roa Touthlul Ip.dlscratlaa. lulnff thft Kktllfl chr. too t reo ladultrcuco. OC ovcttralnwom. Avoid I 'is latpojuiGti oi prcica" I . s rwcedUs for thecs l-c'-btts. Gl our Frca Cicul-randTiul rk. ocv.coil Wan Important fu.ti txf. to tckiD2trct nwnt cl cirhfre. Tlko a Mlltr. It. MrnvthEttlll AnACICALCURSTOn KERVOUS . DKSlXIXy, Cranio wmn CUllt'U Ihouuada, does r. 1 II.' rf 'Q VU& oltea frHYSIOAIs SJEOAV, InYcunit ft Middle Aeed Men. tuundjd ott ' PiT'tSt bt dSSii it'J Lt. llid: Tested ron sevcm Ff' 'Kiui. Irlkiaw Is ful uraT f .tittlbnicfths h-j- I HOUSAN3 UA3S3. XTIEATil.VTi' ir.ariVl&wnlarfitonJ. b Tha mb-iitl-jr eUoKats .e, i.k'T nsYe wen f ni M.-.ith, - f tocV waaFrdr-rlrtnt,;ik.ana itu rbUrnll.cooRKtchftt l)u.i.,ljpu.lt nalr-joj t.r.i, 'tn .iMuaJT'CJf. viaoojAoui: a, t '-a '.voutntc or. routs no. J JSTUR.ep PfcROHRINOtnTrfOX THE BABHOV. ESCAPE lliillil VK h : P5i 9 FARMERS' COLUMN. Cost of Barreling Apples. The cost of ,t barrel of apples on the average, is about as follows: barrel, thirty cents; picking, seven cents; sort- ng and barrelling, seven cents; hauling to market six cents; total, fifty cents. The price we get, ranges from one dollar, to one dollar and seventy-llvo cents per barrel. The nvcrago being about one dollar and twenty-five cents it makes a great difference In the profits, whether we get one dollar, or one dollar and teventy-ilve cents. After deduct ing fifty cents for barrel and labor, we make just as much on two bands nt one dollar and seventy-five cents, as we do on five at ouc dollar each. The fact Is, that the best apples aro the cheapest, nnd are In greatest demand. Last year my npples Were sent to Scotland, and I presume will go there again this year. It would bo a good thing for us, If we could stop sending poor fruit to market, both at home and abroad. Better send all the Inferior fruit to the dry-honso or the vinegar factory, and I believe farmers are perfectly willing to do this, if apple buyers would pay a fair price for good apples, and refuse to buy in ferior fruit at nny price. The buyers can bring about the desired change, If they will unite. Last year tho buyers wanted apples packed In large barrels, and tho farmers almost to a man this year, complied with their re quest. There are no "pony" barrels used this year. Tho farmers complied because they felt that the buyers were right. Now let the buyers equally linn and united In regard to buying Inferior fruit. JoHM'ii ll.vititis In Am. Agri culturist. A Ecraarakblo Escape- Mrs. Mary A. Dailcy. of Tunkhan nock, l'a., was nflllcted for six years with Asthma and Bronchitis, during which time the best physicians could give no relief, Her life was despaired of, until In last October she procured a bottle of Dr. King's Ifetv Discovery, when immediate rcilet was felt, ana uy continuing its use for a short lime she was completely cured, and gaining in flesh 50 lbs. In a few months. l''reo Trial Bottles of this certain cure of all throat and lung diseases at T. D. Thomas Drug Store. Large size 51. The Importance of Cellar Ventilation. The Ill-healtli which prevails more or less uniformly towards sprliic, may he accounted for to a great degree, hy the lack of ventilation of cellars. Farm house cellars are often filled InDecember, with cider and vinegar In barrels,. potatoes In bins, vegetables in heaps, wash tubs, butter tubs,anil other articles too numerous to mention. lirsltlcs, flowering plants taken up for tho winter, are here stored away to be safe from fro3t, and the leaves from them fall anil decay. There are boxes, old timbers, boards, etc., which become moist and mouldy, anil there aro shelves and corners, that anyone can see to have been only half cleaned, and liable to be, if not already, damp, mouldy and un wholesome. Tho thing to do Is, to provide, outside cellars as soon as possible, for fruits and vegetables, and a'l tho o things liable to decay; but before that Is done, we must do everything possible to have our cellars undo the dwellings sweet and clean First the cellar should be swept (hoed out If necessary), oncu a week. Decay Ing things, whether fruit, vegetables or boards, should bo removed, Then quick-lime, cr htlf slaked lime, hould be scattered freely In corners, under shelves, under bins, and around and among the baarels of all kinds. When the lime has slacked to a powder, It may be swept about over the floor. If tlio floor be of earth, it will harden It; If It bo of ood or cement, it will help to keep It sweet. Finally, on every suit able day, windows and doors should be thrown open, and fresh air allowed to pass freely tlirough.Im.Iyi'fctiffKcI.sf, What's in a Name! Shakespeare says: "What's in name? a rose by any other name Wutild smell as sweet." The healing power of St. Jacobs Oil does not, of course, lie lu Its name, but that name has Irtttally become ft household word all over the world, because when men hear it, they recognize It as tho couquorcr of pain. The Doctor Talks to tho Boys. I have seen a great deal of evil come from the discontent of boys with titeir homo life. As soon as they arrive at tho age of sixteen or eighteen years, they think that the farm Is too small for them, and that the city is the only proper place Iu which lo live. If the parents yield to their persuasions, their boys go to the city, which they find to be already full of boys, looking for something to do. If they manage to struggle along, the majority of those who support themselves lead a life of hard work and privation, and but a very small number make a success in life Some of theso boys happy Indeed If they can do so, make their way back to their homes. Some continue to struggle, ashamed to go back, and still others, number sad to contemplate, go down ward to a life of shame. Do not under stand me to say that no boys should leave tho country for tho city. The mischief comes from boys making chance for tho sake of a change, nnd before they find out what they are lit for; Indeed beforo they have really found what their country home has to offer them. I have tried to show our boy that If they find life dull, and would have novelty, that each Spring, the wood, the meadow, the stream and the llclds are as full of novelties as the most crowded city street. Would they see wonders, each seed that is placed In the ground, each bud that opens upon brush or tree, ccn each egg that Is placed under tlio old hen, Is working out a grc.ttur wonder than any city showman i can present, i.ven 1110 commonest! thin:; the pebble under foot, n bit of llmc-stone or of coal, has a story to tell. I While I would not check the proper , aspirations of any boy, I would havo him first know something about the home be is so ready to leave, and not u ait tin it he r turni to it. after Mue ill- ip'iouiMiu n' . t" l ,nn tli.it there Is it., til I ! ' "! I I i, ' Oorlceorew Soils Only $22. & H. H. PETERS' 8 WIffBl XMIiOB, Announces In lilii customers nnd the cUltenn generally Unit lio Is "ON DECK" with 0110 uf tbo Largest and innsl Fashionable Stocks of Pall and Winter Styles of 'OA7GA',fc DOMESTIC manulattured CLOTHS , CASS I ME RES, SUIT INGS, AND OVERCOATINGS, ever before shown in tills section, and at prices, t'io, that defv competition. None hut tlio bent of wnrkmou are emulovcd, hence the Best workmanship and Fit i, guar anteed In every case. Also, on hum! a lull and Fashionable lint OF GENTS' FUHNISHING GOODS of newest styles, Including Collars, Cuffs, Neck-Ties, Da sure you call nnd examine goods H. H. PETERS, The Tailor, r-XC-HAlNUlJ JiUTiiL BUILDING, Bank Street, - - April IS, 1883 ly o o o E& Is I 3? U JR S3 S Copied and enlarged in all sizes from card to life size, viz : OIL PORTRAITS, WATER COLORS, Pastels, Crayon, India Ink and Photographs. o o o All work guaranteed or no pay. All wc ask is a trial. Give us a call and No, 105 N. 8th St. Allentown, Pa. Franklin Santee, Manager, J. S. KKBIDLBR, AGT. Orders left at the Advocate attention. LEWIS respectfully informs his many has removed his BOOT LEWIS WEISS, Arup 4, 1881-ly WHO IS UNACQUAINTED WITH THE SEE DY EXAMINING CHICAGO. ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RAILWAY Dv roMon or lt.9 control position and close relation to nil principal lines East nnd West, nt Initial nnd tormlnal polnto, conntitutoa tbo most Important mld-contl-nnnt-ii link tn that oTOtem of through transportation which lnvtos nnd lBctlt- tatoa tMVOi ana tra; lo between cities ii hIro tho favorite and boat route to Southeast, and corresponding; points W Tha nock Island system Includes Jollot. Ottawa, La Salle, 1'oorla, Qeneseo, Mollne and Kocn land. in umaaa: La Salle, 1'oorla, Qenesep, Mollne UavOnPOrX, JVlUWCaiinu, WIVOtllllBbVH, Buy uom. ui.uui,u. uentuvvBu, , Tvr Liberty. Iowa City, Doa Moines. Indianola, Wintereot. AtlanUc, Knoxvllto, Audubon, Harlan, Quthrlq Centre end Council Bluffs, in Iowa; Gallatin, THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE Guarantos Its patrona that senso or tho'rouiltly billastod road-bod: smooth tracks or continuous Bteel roll; nub stantlallv built culverts nnd bridges; rolling; stock ns noar perfection ns human sUlll can make It; tho eatety apnuoncos or patent Duners. piatiormB 1 i i I - ...... ,uni nvan.tnr itiunTnlln n ,1.1. 1 -1 imvumi t ll rt TJ"!1 nt I rM 1 operation or all its trains. Other specialties or this route aro TransforB at all connoctlnar points In Union Depots, and the unsurpaseed comforts and l.tvnnlna rf lr Pnnannirai. liVtlllnmnnt; Tito Fast Express Trains between Chicago and the Mlrsouti Hivor are com posed or well ventilated, finely upholstered Day Coachrjs, Mclucont Pullman PtWaco Sloepors or tho latest lashrn, and tsumptuous Dlnlntf Cars, in which elaborately cooked meals are leisurely oaten, "pood Digestion woltlnp; on Appotlte, nnd Health on both." Betwoen Cliicago and Kansas City and Atchison, aro also run tho Colobrated Itocllnlns Chair Cars. THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Is tho direct nnd favorite lino betwoen Chicoxro nnd Minneapolis and Bt. Pnul, whore connections aro made In Union Donots fbr all points in tho Territories and British Provinces. Over this route, Fast Express Trains aro run to tho watering places, eummir resorts, plcturosquo localities, and lmntiniT and flsh lnp; arpimas of Iowa tind Mmnosotvt. It is also tho meet aesirabla routo to tho rich iwhoat fields and pastoral lands of interior Dnkoto. Still another DIRECT LINE, via Soneca and Kankakee, has been opened botwoen Hewport Nown Richmond. Cincinnati. Indianapolis, nnd Latnyetto and Council BluflB. Kansas City. Ulni.eapoUs nnd Bt Paul nnd Intermediate pointa. For dotailed information seo Maps and Folders, obtainable, as well ns Tickets, nt . U iirUiclp.-l Ttckot Ofll- in tha United States nnd C.nada; or by . ddree Inff R. R. CABLE, E. ST. JOHN, r't.li ifiCn al'lar-'a , Ci.a;- Csnt'l Ti.i- t ond Pa-rtn" At nt Chl-ijt. Hose, &c., &c- and prices before going elsewhere. Lehighton, Penn'a. be convinced, o o o Ui'fice will receive prompt Feb 2S--lyr WEISS friends and customers that he AND SHOE STOI B Into tho NEW BUILDING, nearly opposite his Old tSmnJ, and that he la now rccolrlng nnd opening up for IDclr inspection a very large nnd fathlonatilo line ol ittll-itloctcil Boots, Shoes, Gaitebs, Hats, Caps, UMBRELLAS,&c, suitable for FALL AND WINTER WEAR AT PRICES TO SUIT THE TIMES! anil invites you to call and examine Ooodi and learn prices before pur chailnit elsewhere. SATISFAC TION in all cises fully Kuarmtettl Remember, TIIK NKW STOItKop- poslte the fcot of IltOX STItEKT, BAM Street, LEHIGHTON. OEOCRAPHY OF THIS COUNTRY, WILL THIS MAP. THAT THE of tho Atlantic nnd Pnclflo Coasts. It and. from polnts.Enst, Northeast nnd est, Northwest and Southwest. in Its main lino and branches. ChlcaBO, innesota; watortown in llaaos nnd atatlons. personal security nuoraea oy a sona, t IT WAS NOT DEAR JAMES. 13I8T8E8SINO KXl'KItlKN'CK Or A SClll'C- T1VK DRUMMER Or A VfllSTKItN ItAIWVAV. I lmvo a friend who Is n commercial traveller, and on lit a return from a trip ho always comes up to sec me, and en liven my oxlstcnce by a recount of his experiences on tho roarl. "Well, Charley, anything now?" said I, as Charley tilted back tny best chair against tho freshly papered wall mid puffed vigorously nt one of my stogas. "Not much,'1 said he, "I'm slclc of tho road. Too much of a dog's life. I'm going to quit niul settle down. I expected this. Charley has been going to quit during the four years I have known him, but ho never quits, and, In common with many more drum mers, will shake tho hand of many a hotel clerk yet beforo he finally settles down. "What's the matter, trade dull?" I asked as Charley mechanically looked around for tho bell button. "You're not tn a hotel, my dear fellow," and I drew forth a bottle and glasses from my cupboard. "Well, here's luck," said Charley, as he lifted his glass to the light. "Xo, trade's pretty fair, but It Isn't as It used to be. Why, when I first went on the road there was some fun In It.' I only carried one trunk, and 1 could generally get the trade to look at my samples. Now I carry three, and It's the hardest kind of work to get a man Into a sample room. You don't know Billy Jackson, tloyou? Travels for a Chicago house. Always registers with a toothpick." I replied that I hadn't that pleasure, "rlcasurel Humph! It would afford mn the most unbounded pleasure to get even with him for a little trick ho played on me the other day over In Illinois. I was going to Kflingham on the Vandalla. I got on at Casey, nnd the first fellow I taw was Hilly. 'You're just the fellow I was looking for,' said he. 'There's a prettv girl lu the front car, and I think you can get acquainted If you work the thing right. I've tried it myself, but I didn't seem to catch on.' "I've got quite a reputation among the boys In this direction, so 1 easily swallowed nil Hilly said, and followed him Into the smoker. I thought It mighty strange that a girl should be In tne siuoKcr, nut mere she was, sure enough, and you can bet she was a daisy. She was seated by herself when I entered, near two gentlemen. I thought they eyed mo rather more than was neces sary. However, I didn't say a word, but quietly seated myself opposite the dame, ami commenced tactics. "After I had looked at her once or twice she began to sinlle. 'Great Scott,' said I to myself, 'this Is easier than 1 thought for.' So I smiled hack. This was all the girl wanted. She began to move nearer to me. Then she nodded her head and smiled several times. In all my experience I never had a girl act thut way toward mo lu such short time, and I saw there was something wrong, although for the life of me I couldn't imagine what it was. I wasn't going to back out, however, so I smiled at her again, and this time she came over and sat down beside me. Then she called me her dear James, and threw her arms around my neck. "At this juncturo one of the gentle, men I had noticed came up and ex plained. He was one of the keepers In an asylum along the road somewhere, and was lu charge of tho girl, who had gono crazy over a love affair. She imagined every fellow who took nny notice of her to be her dear James. "This was all I wanted to know, nnd I started for tho door, hut It wasn't nny use. The girl hung on, nnd got more and more excited every minute. "In tlio mean time one or two of the boys had gone through the train, nnd when they came back they brought with them quite a number of Interested spec tators. The keeper advised mo to hu moi her, and I did. I humored all I could. Every time I tried to get away she would get violent, nnd 1 didn't like to excite her more than I could help, as I saw I was making my audience tin comfortable. Such remarks as 'Juliet has found her Itomeo' nnd the liko were frequently passed around, and 1 was be ginning to think It would be a great re lief to meet a train going tho same way when we drew up at Effingham. "Then I madn a break, and got off the train. The last thing 1 heard as the train pulled out, was: 'Come back to me, dear James: i haven t Heard much clso since. Where was Hilly? Oh he got off at Tentopolls." "I have used Simmon's Liver Hegu lator for constipation of my bowels caused by temporary derangement of the liver, for the last three or four years, nnd always when used according to directions with decided benefit. HIKAM WAKXEK, Late Chief Justice of da." SCISS0BCTJTTPM3. The successful author has a fortune In his own wtltc. An open question are you going to let me In? A desirable bargain In silks pretty girl with a million. Ordinary mortals try to throw oil had Impressions. Printer's don't. Probably the shaklness of the "limbs of the law" nccounts for the law's delay. The right men to make bank cash iers of those who have lost both legs In battle. It Is the man who can't raiso the wind who does the most blowing. A procession of old maids and bachelors always marches In single file, A man isn't of necessity bald-headed because he has no heir. Why she Left. Jllstress AVhy did you leave your last place? Servant The lady ma'am, expected too much. She Insisted on my keeping the household accounts. Jllstress That was nothing. You had the ability? Servant Oh yes. Hut she wanted me to correct her spelling. That was asking too much. An Iowa woman has named her twin daughters Gasoline and Kerosene. It will be dangerous to spark 'cm. If the dude's high collar be taken away from him fashion should devise some other mrans tokeep his head from T-r.1Mi.-t: THEGKAT SYMPTOMS: with a brown ftir i pain fa nittcr or bad utt U MmUii toeffue coated whA or covcrtd mistaken frr kteuiriatiirai fuMpBtiaehl Uf Mtlte t lometimes name and Wmrbrtuh, oc ladimtttoai flatulency and at I., erucfution t bowel kltrntelf coU nJ Ui t hradaetiel Ion of memory, with nUM tat inn nf havlnir fj(iVH tn tsi Sfutvlhlfiav Milrh mart havtltccntlooai drbltltrt lowtpjrttai athkk.ylly iiknesi the urine It Kzanly and hlgho)orcd add, If allowed to Kind, deposit a sediment. SIMMONS LIVER REaULATOft. PURELY VKOKTABUS, an tmcTvAi trtcmo ron Mnlnrln, Drupcpiila, Constipation, UlUouanen, Sick lleadarlic, Jaundice, Nnuftpit, Colic. Mental Depression, Dowel Complaint. tc, lite., lito., la renerallr used tn tha South to iiwh the Tor. flit Liver to a healthy action. It acta without diitutbance to tho ren, diet or occupation. It rrfrulates the Ktver, and eauaea the bile to act at the puree. The exceaa of bile beinfr removed, a tonlo eneel It produced and health la perfectly restored. The Regulator Is c'ven th anfeiy and the hnpplcRt rrsnlta to the moat delicate lo&uat. For all diaeaaes in which a laxatlTe. alien tlve or purgative la needed It will ivt tha moat perfect saliataftlon. The Cheapest, Purest and Best Family Medicine in tha World I THERE IS BUT ONE SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR I EST See that you get the genuine, with the red Z cn front of Wrapper, prepared only by J. H.ZEILIN & CO., ole rnornisrroRS, 1'HILADfc.l.rillA, l-A. REMOVAL! Dr. C.T. Horn, Hospcctlully announces to his omtomcrt an the people generally that ho has removed his DltUO STUItEfrom I.cudnl's Ilulldlat; to lil new store room opposite tho Publle Srittare Bank Stroot, "Lehighton, Pa., nhorn he will bo plcn.oil to rreelre friends nnd tho public, and supply thctn with Pure Drugs & Medicines, Fancy and Toilet Articles, Lamps and Lamp Fixtures, Stationery & Choice Cigars. tog-ether with a fino lino or latest designs In Wall Paper AND DecorationS, nt I.oTcet Prlcei. Fercon fun alto obtain E;o-Ulnm-8 nnd .s.-ectncler, properly an justed to I heir eight tit ren nimble- pried. Prescriptions compoundod with ear diy or night, nemcmbcr. THU uEKTItAC DKVO Stor, Feb. 2.01 On. O. T. HO Jilt, LAND,! trasa specially, a nd WAR NIK. ADDITIONAL, llOMESTKAl! OKIITIFIUAT. liS and all kinds of I, AMI Sintll'T bonaht ami s ild. Large Slock, nud Illiilieit Prices pjIJ. Do you "runt to roll or buy? Its., wrllo to A. A. THOMAS, Attorney at Law, Washlnuton, D. U. au.o-tfc. Central Carriage Works Bank St., Lcliightoii, Fa., Are prepared to Mnnufooluro Carriages, Euggics, Sleighs, Spring Wagon, &c., Uf every description, In the most substantial manner, and at Lowest Cash 1'rlees lU'imliiny Promptly Attended to TKKXI.KU & KREIDLER, April 20, 1882 yl Proprietors. WM. DUFFY & SON, of Fast Mauch Chunk, are prepared lo rln all kinds of Plastering; & Ornamental fori, at shorlest notice. Orders Iit mall will r ccivo prompt attention. Terms moderate or goodwrirk. senlStf MANHOOD Restored. A icenllrinan harlnfr Innocently contracted the habit of eelf nhuie In his youth, and In ennacriuence suflered all the horrors of Sexual Incapacity. Lost Man hood. Physical Decay, (leneral Prostration, etc , will, out of sympathy for his fallow sutlerer. mall free tha recipe by which he was finally cured. Addrers In confidence J U l'INKU V, fi Cedar St., New York. dee.SMy WIN- nnro mony than at anything vtte by hiking an fluency for book out llrurlnneri tuency lor liie pen icuinr Jit-Khmer meet grand ly. None lull. Trrtu free. IIallutt Hook Co., rortiaivi, matne, ueezoay No Patent No Pay. PATENTS obtained for Inrentors In the United States Canada and Europe, at reduced rates. With oar principal office located In Washington, directly opposite the United States Patent Grace, we are able to attend to-all patent business with greater I'romptneis and d. spatch and at lets cost than ether patent at torners who are at a distance front Wash ington, and who hate, therefore, to employ ' associate attorneys." We make preliminary examinations and furnish oplnlODS as to tia. tentablliiT. tree or charge, and all who ar Interested In new Inventions and fatenla are In.lled to lend for a copy ol our "tlulda for obtaining- Patents," which Is sent free to any address, and contains complete Inttrne. Hons how to obtain patents and other Tslos Me matter. Wo refer to the OerraanAnieN lean National Hank Washington, I). O.j the Itoyal Swedish. Norwevlan and Danish Lea a tlous. at Washington t lion, Jos. t'asey, late tlhlel Justice V. S. Uourt of Ulalms; to tk. Officials or the U. S. Patent OtOte. and to Senators and Members or Congress from every State. Address! LOUIS UAOOKRh t!0 Sa llclturs or Patents and AttorneysstLaw L-, Droit Ilulldlng WaaalKHTMir, 1). I), sure, cure si. 00. Ily mail with full dir. a. Hons. Hook for 2 cent stamp. PKETJtUU, (01 Sixth Avenue, New York . decH-ly MERCHANTS JVMV rtff.Ir proUts tr introducing a line of new goods. In iiirrienriDie fo an ismiiies, win anureseior imrti ulara M KALTIt FOOD UourAKT 21 Ottr SJEL LIVER DISEASE.
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