rfiAdteelliliriA Rates" fool- Tb Jiij prices for legal adver- VBl'opwaJ'J mo uiwuio Chafer Tic-lfecs ' T - - -(Auilltojf s NiJtlcfS! : Minr Commlssloier'a Notices DIvtfrce'Notlc?dsr' - " Adidtd?t'rator '.SiMotlviH ' TTxpcninris Nolleo $4 00 4 00 4 00 4 00 3 00 3 00 Other lbgal'adve'fl'lMllgwMl bclhiarged fpr vr.tiis.;!i"ar?r,i y" gjt V.Mcrrhinj:r, jlr.t PatHsher. EYS.ANJ) .COUNCKI.LOHS. r IfACiniliTDT, XTfC'ifo? a i.Xw, Ort-tcieiThV'roonl rtctmtly-'ncciir.lM by rftiv M.llai'llieft-r jr B follow lis' tm - M vriANjk sf iyiKTj,. IUiaUTpN.rA. May lie eonsulledJijKUslii.nd.aeruian. .Tuiy4, 18-ly,CJxviX4 AL 9. Mii.ttAlSHF.lJ,,"-" ir', ATTOltNltY fcCOTt.NUEI.LUII AT LAW. riRsV nbiSnWitoVn'mK AnsloK iiocsk, ma van ciiuxk, mhita. Hful.Kllfito ml lollcctlon Agency, Will Ituyand Soil ileal Instate. Uonvevancnir. neatlyMlnnc. Collections iirnmiitly made. Satllln-; Estates nr. lloccdcnts n, S My3'cpnsin;d Ir.'EnMllli'iiliil.Cle urman.f rFT-Ai8S-Yl)KRr-"- ATTOKNKYeAT LAW. ' J orncr of Hunk Strctt it Hankway ll Snd-bulldlmr. nbo'vo the Carbon Advocate Printing Offlec." May, 19, 1883.ni0l ' LKlUOltTON. ' rHYSICIAKS.AKD -DENTISTS. "Tf- i DJ1. rl'JlYSKlLvrj'ANIJ.STIlinEON, J1ANK STREET. LEI1KH1TON, PA. 'iri'ICE'ffours at Parrjvlllo from a. la., ,lo lit m.Ually. i.lay be'conmlto'illri'the Enijllfli nrOerman ,iLnnjuai:o., , May 17, '84. A. DF.tUIAMKH, M 1 Fjitcfal AttPntlnn JM to Olironlo I)lcnnc. oVVltu- 5oiil li Em-t Comer Iron ami ( ccontl Strrctf, ' " LEIIKIIITIIK, PE.NN'A. , April 3.1 185, , , n. nr.iir.i:, n, u. V S. KXAMINIKC. SVRir.OK, PIJACTIUINO I'll YSIDI Afifc SU1I11EON Office Datik Street, l!i:nHi'i Block. .nEiutiiiTON, im:nn'a. Miy hnfl'ni'UltcJJii tlio (lenonn I.nnnujgc Vuv. 3 til. o. .uskii'jm:'. SUUHWTKEET, . LEIUOUTON.PA.; A Mavbocotuullcl In i:nirtlli or Clotninn fctlpnli:MU!mir flvm to immiiiiihiv itlrpn'S Horns Krom 12 M1. to 2 V. M F. A. Rabenold, D.D.S., 1IRANCU Cil'F10i:-Ul'l.oalteLUaass.V.llru'e Bank St.. Loliighton, Pa T)entUtry"'lii all lt branches. Teeth ex- .trnotcil vllbout"!inin.. U.is' ailiiilnUtPreii vWheirrrifBciateil IllUeo llays V 1,10 UlNES 1JAY ot iirh weak.,. .!".(. Aillrf, l.l l .t.M llf.liU) lie i Lehmli county, ru Jan. 3, is a-iy. wA. bortright, D.D.S, Of FICi: : Opposile tlio "onuilwny Ilouso,' IVIauoh Chunk, Pa. itlnra li:irn tliA licnent at tTio latent Im nnf.,ii.iii. in tnu.'hanlal annllanccs ami tha I'umt mittlui lii or Lrmttmcnt 111 nil iuriclr.il Mini, ANXS nlEI'IO ailmlnlMrricl II 4rilrt. lrpoanlMi', porfotit roflJIiiK outrlilo of Mauoli OUunk thoul.l iniiko engniriiuienK pj al.t , ; , iio-VJ A BOOK ON Deafness &patarrh Tlio abiv nameil book ornoar V'O paacs i,v in: sllilKM AKKlt. the well-kmilYlieX' lurlonwl Aural SurKeon, will Im fi'tit tree, tunny :ublre-J. Every r.iuilly ulioubl liavo thlil Hook. 1 llo liooK 1 uiusiraioii, iiou iui ly oiplalndln plain lantfuaite nil Diseases oftlie EAR aim CATARRH anil bow to treat tbeto ailments cccc!fnll y .(AilUrcis. - Dr. C E. Shoomakor, 613 Walnut Street, KEAU1NU, 1 Dec. e, lkSi.ly Wis :r,s axd n:iitY QARBON HOUSE, ! JONATHAN KISTLEIt. PnOPIttE.TU, Hank St., Lkuiohtok, Pa. Tlio OAanos Koumk offers flrst-classaecom-mo.latlons to I ho Travollnir public. HoanlliiK by th Day or Week on Ueasonablo Torins. Uliolco Olirars, Wlnci aml.l.lquors nlwayson tiarjj."- ilooit'Slieils ainl'Btatiles. wun alien ro Hostlers, attaeheJ, Ayrll.W-yl, -pACKKUTOXIIOTKIi. ' Mway helwoerl Mnucli Chunk fi Loliluhton LEOPOLD MEYEIt, PnorRiKTOn, Packcrton, Penn'n. This well known hutell? admirably refitted, and lus the best accominodatious tor Herman. ot and transient boarders. -EJeolli'iit tables and the very best liquors. Mia tine stables at,ached. Sept.lO-yl. BY THE SEA I The Stockton, il'i unit Atlftfi'f?1iVeHjes.)oVTifthefihes"t'6ea. bin rKsnrti in the rouiltr 11 nawolielt for the rece)tion of guestsj The (Scllitlfs orj boatins, bathing, '.ffshfuir, See., aro unex relied. Terms liberal Kl-.l.ai.l ,v i.r.r LER( I'reprielors. Meutiori this paper. 'Si 1 'r. T irTonir 1,-11 JJ. tl . nikliuim, I Kespeetlully announces to thx public that be1 hasoneueda NEW 1.1VKKV STA1ILB In, connection with hl hutel, aiyt Is jfrepafod'tu j lurnisu imi iwi , Funerals Wcite or Busiuess ,Trius'! on shortest notlcoand most liberal! ernis. All, orders left attho"earl,n llouie" will rcctlre nroropt attonllon Stable on N'orlli S'reet, ieit IhoUolol, LflhUii'.u iu22-l , . h;-V; MjBTntBn;.Jf Publisher. k: Cfk , INDEPENDENT 1 J W ' Ml.'-u flfa. rCX?.yr- . -r - r, ., i - . .'..'.' VOL. XIV., No. 3.i ,i s, 1. U.iil V ui ffiob 8Kooas immhT ni eoitlsvoKI wb Aiif. BOY ointr , Brngs anfl Medicines T. D."TH0MAS' DRUG STORE. Jj mi 1 ol'S T. J. BltETNEY, Iteeneetltillv announced to tlio mcrcbant of LoblKhion anl others that liujj prepareil to .to it 1 1 Minis oi , : ' ;' Hauling of Freight, Express miuiei iiim jj.igy.iyu at Tery reasonablo prices. Hy prompt at tention to all orilers ho hopes In inertt a sharo ot public patronage. Itesiilencc. corner ot Pino und Iron Strcot, Lehtgliton; Pn C inters tor liaullnir lert at It. M, nweeny &' Son's Store will rocelro prompt attention. T. J.JIUET.NEY. r.: l r : Oct. 12, 188l-3m. rpiroiiAS iii:.iu:it;r.R, X .CONVEY A N'URH, ' ' AHU BKNERAL INSURANCE AGENT ' V - r-s ST The fyllowlna Companies are Unpresented: . I.KH.V.N )X Mil i uai. rutn. j ItlCAIIINtl MUTUAL ill HE. ' wvomino rir.n. ,.... ' ror ivvn.r.i: pimc, " 1 - i.iiiudii rinn. ami thy TltAVELtntS AOOIULNTrlXtfUJtANUE Also I'l-nm.vlv.inl" noil Miilii.il llorso Tlilet etec'iveand liHUi'aiu e Coiiiiiany. , Mnlrll 2:l. IS.'t niOH. ICIlMKUElt) f.'rwnr'ilir; reople. Keml 10 rents posing i. an wo will mall you tree. t. mm . nluolile samt.lo Mix 01 fr.iiMiR tl.nt. will not von In tlio wav of uiak- Ina more money In n few ilay than you cer thought po-sibw at nnV buliiers, I'npllal n.it requ'rert. You can llvo at homo anil work In snuro tlnio only, or nil the Hmo All ol Mith suxes, ol'all nues, urnmlly suceesslul. AO cents to i5.00 easily carnc.l every evenlnif. I bat all who want work may test thehusl. nfes, weinako this unpnrilleleil oiler: To a 1 1 n-l.n mp n it well SHtrsneil wo will semi 1 to iia'v f.ir tlio troublu of wrltl-u lis. J-'ull parllculnrs. illrenlons, otc, sent Irr3. liu nieno pnv absolutely sure lor it 1 1 who start ntnnco. Don't ilelay. Ail(lresr,STiso. & Oo, 1' irtl.iml, JI.uuo. ' I (icc.20-ly ! E. F. liUCKENIiAGH, DhAI.Elt' IN ' Borders & Decorations, Books. Stationer Fancy Mi Window jhades. .&j Fixtures, latest Styles, made and put up, If desired. Paints, Oil, Varnish, BuUv, Brusiitjs iSgfjneral Pitiniers' Supplies. No. 61 Broadway. Mauci Clrnuk, Pa., Utilov tho liroadway House. A PRJiJSENT ! Our readers (or 12 cents in pnslagi ilamps to pjiy lor inalllug apd wrapplm nut names of tw.f Im-ik s gains, ivili re s.tvo t'ltEE a Stcrl Kitttsh larlor Kit qntvwfi of all OMftJ PltEtJlDESTS) In- iludlilg l. i.kvki.asp, size Xjn incurs worm ?4 im. ' Atlitres J'MUr Vab. Co , Chicano, III, In presents given away, t"end us tlvo cents nnstaKo, and by lUUUmnti vnu will set free u liackaKe of iroodsnflarae value.'tbot will start jou in work inai will ai oneo bnns; you in luoncv fnstrrtliflii anvl bloir else in America Aft i annul the iioo.'ooo in presonts with each box. 1 Aucnls wnnlo, I every where, of either sex, ot nil n,r.. r.i.tll ItinilniM pr utara Ihno itnlv. to wi rk for us ni their own homes. Fortunes for all workers ab'olulely insured. Don't ueiay, u. ua;-lett vio.j ioriianu, .uc "-1 , 4 f rvS'i?lllls;illi inr tlin 'All u- - , V0CATK, OIllV 1 PPl' year, 1 COSfJ WHtRt All tli(ifUS jr m 66T- -llls''almo-t-ltu'pps3lble to kenp up with t)io (Hues' 111 llieso ngoiil-.liig days. Tlin newest; wflnklc Ju .cstlictlcclrcls ilsfor a younglndjvto' artlstlcallj ileco ratna niinlntuie trunk, ostbuSlbly fet ollafdfciifr3OThScenfj-oin lu)t S sunnnenresortsEi afiOfohrard It bv nielsttiEgr'lihi liipMstr young mah. If tlio trunk ever gets there It will s!g- 85ff yIaWttflilS Tiiuipproprlatii season for atwoddilig trip?!' slf the baU Is sue teisfjj Tlf-puninishllo'rJicts an lordcrfor .sojtio .new njiiljvery njee 't- frim a ni8 of Duty. Some ppoiihrsfi'fnlc from making pub lic the benefit they have) received while others are. free to tc)l ,t abroad for tlio good of. fellow mortals. Of. the latter kind Is Mr. J. II, Conpuck, of Moitut Holly; X. J., who writes: "I am ortu of many who give their eliepifnl appre ciation, of then merilRror tliC ellleacy oi your " valuable Drown's Iron llltli'is;. from a scum;- of duty. The bltters.aru doing much ;ood, Jn, our county,for which i f an vouqu. , When feeling the pulse of the peo- plo the. beats should not,be overlooked. A'bar Is a place.; whyofwater l scaren Mid danger near. A life Insttranco jiollcy never to bring "beautiful snow" poems to tlio editor In person. A llrooklyn young lady laughed herself , Into "hysterics "becauso, a green servant girl left the leg out In the sun to,tako the chlll otT." ur. xrazoi 8 iiiugio iruibiuiib. ' A sure cure for all uolls.-lnirns. sores. cuts, llesh wounds, SQidinlpplo.Uhard and soft corns, chapped lips and hands, PrlcaW) cents. Sold by iliustilsts. Wil liams M'f'g. Co., Prop's., Cleveland, O. Sold by Thomas, the druggist. The watermelon is admitted Into our best families, although it is always very seedy. When a woman goes a horse back riding she wear.sa silk pi lie."' She 'does that ko the. horse will believe she's a man. and won't becoinor frightened at her. She couldn't fool a Kentucky mule that way. -The girl who loves William nei asks her father to foot her hill. ' Backlcn's Arnica Salve Tiieihcst -salvo in tho world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhuem, fever sores,"letter, chapped hands, ehilblands, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required. It is euaranteed to slvu perfect salstne tlon. or money refunded. Price li") cents per box, nt T. I).J nomas . It'rtvasnVtlie altarofa noston church that a cletgyniaij was astounded us h? diclated the lines, "promising to love, honor and obey," to have the bride distinctly alter her oath to "prom. Islim to love, honor, and be say," liiok lug lilm'dlreetly in tho' face tlui while. The man who is soljtsy that he ha no time to laugh needs a vacation. -Natural ,JIistqiy:j. lho . pwllow had 'no throat there .would-'bo no swal low. . . Dr..Frazier'siEoot Bitters. ll jazier'.s Jioot liittcrs are not a dram shop beverage. Hut are strictly medl final In every M'lc. They act stron upon the liver and kidneys, keep the bowels, open and regular, cleanse the blood and system of every Impurity. Sold by druggists, I'OO; At Thomas' drug store. A little girl, aged three, years, asked her father for moie candy, hut Mastoid to wait until to-'niorrow.f Looking out of tho window for a few moments she suddenly called out: "'Papa,' it looks Hke to-morrow now.". , A lloston dealer boasts of an oysli in Ids possession cighiysixjycars.old All, there, slay tliere. , i hlioulit an unilirella mi calleil a lio- lygamist because ribs? of Thousands Say So. Mr. T..W! Atklnsf Glrard, Kan. writes: "I never hesitate to recoufiiirnd your I-.lictrie Hitters to my etisloiiiers tliev glvu entire sallsfaetlon ami are rapid sellers." Kleclrie llltters are the rmrckt and Iiet medicine known and will positively euro Kidney and I.lver complaints. Purify tho blood and recti lale the bowels. Xo family can afford to lie without them. I hvy will save hundreds of dollars in doctor's bills everyyear. Sold at liJtjfCents a , botll "IV if' '.""""ft"' J' . ' ! 1 1 A physician says that beds must not be made until night! This compel; the .consclciUlous'JIoiucivifoJlo choose, bewceii, the, Jugdtli of her family and llie Miecrs in hit neigiiuiirs. The toiler of a morning newspape' i3.welLup.liuthejnyjtcrIcsjifhajUgi(ii of labor. Wc'shouhl have better' pricbara f the preachers wjtoall toundiirnl ifoafthy men. Calvin' may have had tlin dys pepsia, but It.jlld him no-good as a theologian. A Metliodlst minister, of Hartford, Conn., writes that Dr. Ken nedy's "Favorite lttjiucily" cured him of chronic liver disease and Indigestion. His bretberen of all ''denominations aro respectfully Invited to note tho fact. Sick nreaehers are in poor condition to proclaim the gospel news. S.oun'd bodlds! arotwanted. ' ' K'Otrg , n Many people who are as "true as steel" aro unfortunately just a?.eJ(Jg Why Is a successful Tjojiltry. man like a "carriage ieiihe niakeii.a cpop-py... t t i .Vhat ls4thB.difJferonc.cj .befwegn a - papcTtj (lol)ar and' (V d9llitrof bilycrJV Xever mined. ' ' r I3.ul drainage causes much slckiiess, Had. blood and Itupmpei' action (if tho'rl 'lli't.r nnd Irtilnove l linil,i1enln;ii,A',tfi tlit.'T" human system, which. isunlnckflilOod' Hitters will remedy. Anybody can play a Iund-organ,butf not, tb'S word for it, I fJeclfirU ,'!VlKcs that Is no reason-why-anyboily should, Hois i) niiss.- guided--youth who? doeUcftthWi! ttfifiuV 1 I i A 1 J J M 1 UUl Iisiryjv girl wltji-n, n)v,dres, and no pjaee to go,lo. ' . Have joir ever heard a '"parrot swear? No, but I've seen a cro-cus. LEHIGHTON, CAHBON COUNTY, TRADCU7 MARK. Free JruiiL Ujplatetj Jimeilcs (met JL'otson SURE. CtS. AT MICOI1I1TS ASn nrLKtt1. THF. flHIII.K .MIIIM.H1III.. lULTlJIOtir. Kf. Ccrei lihtuBU'.lia. lloaralriJ. llarka.ltv, Upnnrhr, Tuulh.rlir, Sttrnlii., Ilrnl,... rt... rlr. l'lll:l FIVTY Ci:T8, At UniccliM nn.l llpalcr.. till! UIAIILLS A.UUELlll lO IIALIIMUUE, ,111 OETTIIia E0UKD 0EANDMAKMA. nv .ioiix VaNcK cifuNuy. raiiiliiiaiiinia mi full ot cheer. So pink mid while at seM'iity jear, " I What a eliarm mi injit hac been i When gi iinilpa u-ieil lo trip It In, , Anil hnM )our h:inl iii(l'liillr.io(irc'lih- My soney ias, iny noiiiiy iieui . Tell me nut a tnhiil so elenr Won't carry hack giiml llfly ear; Tell me not mic qiille fiirgnl What laddies illtl anil lassies Ihmwlit The i lieriy Up, the dlinple-spot. With ''Ho, my lass, iny bunny dear." ilriiiiiliiiiiiiiina, they're facts, t fear. The pretty slot les that 1 hear; Eyes So blue n'tiit Inilr so iirimii. The trimmest foot, (lie llmpc-l girati. Tliu.inlih(illd talk or aiyho hmn "Tlie Snney las. the Im'iiny deai-." niiMooo ii tt-mr'ili'iir tlin oiii-. i 1 That's heard Cut praise lor seventy J car! Stilt, a book read upside down should n.'t one's senses wholly drown, You'll better smile, jou can mil frown lla;mley lassie, bunny dear!" Day is over, shadows near As.Wai.tlleir wunt'baek flfly earj (iramlniaiiiuia, my milk Is Ihrniigli, Mid I've a scetet all for jou 1'or jou, beemisi; fhe'll keep It true. Once "soney lass," aje "bonny dear." .Scottish blood now twenty jear lias Ted iny heart, good grandma dear, (iramlmaiiiuia so pink and while, Mid oii'll forglo Ine It to-night Somebody greets mo some, timw wight, .My soney lass.iny noiiiiy dean - A BONE OFJMEHTM. The lirst bahv is not cenerallv sun- liosecl'to bdia'. bono. of contention. On 'im .. , i i I'oml ol union netween us parents. Strange, howuwiy-to say, this was not the case with Captain Orant, of tho '! tli Hussars,' 'aiid' lils v ifif.' Indeed it nearly catisMl an estrangement, and ft certainly .hadj Jo jt)swer or , the., only jUUTcljtbey.evejV liad.,,, , j There is no dopht that when fiiut first made' its appearance, '.lack C.iipt was as)f.ond a;nd proud a; father as could be found in the I'iiited King dom. Ho tried to see tho (numerous likenesses to various relatives which his w'ifd ,'diseo ered". IiV tlfolri son';'lui'1ier sitaded himself ho felt highly flattered when siie'ilce'lared b'lie saw 'in tho some what plaln.ipfant a strong look of hlm KdfimljUt.iaJJy wgumj , hjmlf up to s'tich a'piteh of' enfhtisla.s'ni, he actually made an awkward attempt to hold the child, and'eveii'.InipresseTi a fatherly kiss on its small, mottled, red face. ThlSiwns it very dmppy state of affairs so, long as it lasted but unfortunately a change was snon to be observed., Cap tain Grant begun To' wish his wife, could find some other subject on which to ex ercise; lier conversational powers than "the, baby j" hi) ,alo comnjonccd wonder iflj Avanccebary (o taU: tu tlie child (n thp sonseless and exlrciiie style-whleli sh'd'antl tlie 'nliWInvar'I ably used wlielvHiey addresh'ed It. At last Im was obliged to confess to himself that, unnatural lis. It bmned, ho oecas ioAll Wiiffl- lift AtoySil'spitcSif his liumeriius pcrfc'clions; a drcnled bore. "'oy'sec,".! oynl'ided to his chuni, .Ilia llccijs, "a fellow gets so deuced sick.of heaving nothing hut agoo-and- agod-and-a-biiliblo-bubble-bubble, which is-'tli'e'wa'v my wife' nnH"i'lii!' nurse al AVjiyi tijtSiiU'.to the poo Itltle' Vi'riJ,' 1 cAn't 3et'tIiiIcltotictiilibill outot my head: and unrih'. ifivAvhrrf. SVh'cji sotne ofJ,'h()Teilaw fii$ltv'4'fVY ,0lQ luvss nrroi ttllkini-nd4li& paw- regulations tllat'hh'c"JtVt 'cofile oiit; and asked nio HlmW thought of them, I was as near as possible making a consummate assof myself ,be(ore.tliem,all, by answering, "I nsstirouyou I was wltiiln an ep UHHfik o, 'It I. C9j l'fv5iil .sensible..- conversation witlK-.iny,iiwifo Avhciflhehim lmd been p'ufto bed,' It IffOlild .U9t b0.$&.MH1,1lr,.c,IiIrf ;r, wauing'iue) naiiy ,oo-upiea -an wsc, ti'ntldn.'- I ht.aitbpdJetl to'be v'16letlly eVeijeV'tq h'eXr'or tJ 'liculy, sweet smilo' that canio overvilunbrat'S face -rhcrfho saw hb bot'.lil being brouglit to .bltii, rlr ifiaPhS lRJHWgfil to crawl .1.'....' H.n,. lnl..i f, t1,r,n-Aunfl ' .nr "ii v' ' Afi . l "if tt'v soii)ching cjfft. )hab (ipupars to- mo enuallv' imititerefctlng.""lls rntilly aw fully rouglf oil a fellow." ' Italher trying," repiarked hl fInid yniiathelic4illy. 'Tnlng!" rcpeateil Jack. "That Is i ma so Irritable);- Ivsouiftltnes .feel in clini'd to sworn-Til. tlfqn ull'roilnd.'tl i, the . A ll..roiii.v''-iww'Kis-d Jim, K'rovliigly, "Ttkill'tHaf' unTSir. ' Wlnit? swier n' a I it. 1 1 Ti- " iifr. lif . wliosc onlv im -liod of reiortanl st.,ingt 1 tugnagr fur-oioe tlnio to C'ltui will be a-ioo" an I a-mtb- r Jacobs nil 0 -fnAOE Kdth "'AUKS 4 1 PBSl, tIE GREAT" rtK?2W ERMankMEDI Live and Let Live." SATURDAY, DECEMBER 5, ble.' That Is lighting upon unequal terms with a vengeance." "Ob, If yoti'ro going to chaff me, I'll shut up," replied Jack testily, "I only wish you wen) bothered by the same sort of thing, and, then 1 don't think you would iiuil It so amusing," saying which ho turned onlils heel and walked away In a hutT. It was In this unsatisfactory frame of mind regarding his first-born, that Jack proceeded to wend his way home one fold winter's, afternoon, a short time before Christmas. He had had a hard day's work, and was looking forwnid with a feeling of relief to a chat with his wife and a cigar hefoto dinner. True his mind was somewhat disturbed hy the thought that It was possible tho tetc-a-teto he anticipated might be brok en Into by the presence of a third party. Hut he resolutely shook off this gloomy foieboding, and walked on briskly towards his destination. On arriving there and hearing his wife's voice soincwhcio overhead, he called out to her he was home nnd was going to the smoking-room, where he would be glad of her company till It was time to dress for dinner. "Very well, dear," she answered brightly; "we'll come in a minute." "We!" said Jack to himself, "who else Is she bringing? Surely It can't be the child. She can never mean to turn this room, as well as every other In the ouse, into a nursery. Hang It all, that would really be unbearable!" . If, however, ho had any doubts ontho subject, the were, soon to be dispelled, for he had hardly lit ills cigar before his w ife made her appearance with the baby in her arms. "Well," thought Jack resignedly. "I suppose there is nothing for it lint to grin and hear it." "Xow, Jack, my dearest," exclaimed his wife gushingly, "I havo such a piece of news for you. You will never guess what It is. It is snmethln!? almost loo "delightful for words." "I also have, something to tell you," broke in Jack as his wife paused to take breath, for he felt Instinctively that the Important news to which his wlte re ferred had something to do witli his offspring, and he know that once, that all-absorbing subject was started all other topics of conversation would be Inevitably banished for the time being. "I also havo something to tell you. I met Chalmers to-day ;hn Is staving here for a few days with his cousin, so I asked him to come nnd dine with us some time next week, and I think we might Invito ono or two other people lo meet him. Xow on what day do you .think wo had better ask him, and who else shall we have'.'" "I will think about It In a minute," answered his little wife eagerly, "but I must tell you my news lirst. Fancy! Haby is getting a tooth, anif he is only just four months old!" "That's capital," said Jack, in a voico Intended to express unlimited de light. "There Is no doubt that the lit tic fellow Is very well on for his age, should think now he will be trotting about all over the place before we know where we are." "I don't think I. should feel f was do ing my duty by hint, if I allowed htm to do such a thing, oven if he could," replied his wife severely. "I don't know if you are particularly anxious to see your child grow up bandy-legged. 1 can't say I am.'" "Alt, yes, I forgot he Is rather weak In the legs at present," remarked Jack in a crestfallen voice, "Hut, May," he continued, more, cheerfully, feeling ho had done his duty bravely, and nothing more could be expected of him for the present, "what about having Chalm ers?" "Let me see," said May thoughtfully. Then appealing to the haby, "What does' 'on think, my pretty? Agoo-and-agoo-and-a-bubble-bubble " "Come," said Jack, a little Impati ently, "try ami., arrange something, as Chalmers Is only hero for a few days, and I want you to write to hint to night." "Must wo tink, my sweet?" continued May, apparently oblivious of ever) tiling hut the existence of her son, and only half hearing her husband'slast remark. "Must we link, my beauty? Well then, ngoo-and-agoo-and-abub " "For Heaven's sake! try for ono mo ment to attend to what I am saying," said Jack sharply. I won't trouble you long, and then you will bo at liberty to roliirn to your very intellectual conver sation with tho child." This lime, May quite took in what liar lmsiund said, hut being annoyed at the way he had spokon she determined ly took no notice of ills request, hut staring absently Into Hip lire, went on talking to her haby, . "Yes, my own, does your pretty papa want" ' ' "Confound It!" fixclaimcd poor tired Jack angrily. "Do you want to drive liie mad with your Infernal nonsense? I have iiCjVer yet been considered pretty, nur have any wish tobo called soatthls time, of my life. Can't you (ind a more suitable adjective to apply to me, than that?" "Indeed I can." returned May, huing her temper In her turn; "cross, Ill-tem pered, rude, unnatural, cruel, and all words, which maybe, applied to you in your prCM-nt stale of piliul." "Well, Iamsuro I am not surprised," retorted JaeK, "the only wonder Is, I don't go off my head with hearing the llpw of absurd ponsensc that beeias to mo to go on morning, noon and night." "If you call talking to one's own child, absurd nonsense, I don't," said May.wlth a great assumption of inaterp ! ul dignity. 1 must say It ..ever stru -k Me that juii tntetiduil to talk; 1 1 nought u was men lv babbling, but of course that may be my Ignorance lVrhaps you will bo 1.00 a 1885. If kind enough to enlighten me as to the meaning of that much used word agoo." "I shall do no such thing, for I can see you arc sneering both at me and my child, 1 must say for a man who sets up to be a gentleman, It Is ah extremely curious way of behaving.' 1 confess I should never have thought jou capable of speaking to me lu tlio way you have," "For Goodness' sake, tlou'l preach; I am much too tired to listen."' Very well, then, If my conversation bores you I most certainly won't remain hero any longer," saying which, May walked out of the room very injured, and kissing her son ns she went, mur muring tenderly, "at any rate your mother loves you, my darling." In spite howeverof the satisfaction of having enjoyed the last word, as she Carried baby to the nursery May felt a very' queer feeling in her throat, and seemed to have developed a cold lu the head, lu n remarkably short space of time. Having left baby in nnrse's charge, and, much to that worthy woman's as tonishment, having parted from him without any ot those lltb'c endearments she was wont to use to. him before do ing so, she proceeded straight to her room. Well, I never did 1" exclaimed nurse, using that phrase, so much beloved by tho lower orders of society, which says so little, hut Is Intended to convey so much. "1 never did I To think siie should leave her first-born without so much as a parting blessing! Xever mind, my sweety, if your mother for sakes you, your old nurse never will. Xo, thank 'eaven, I tries to do my duty by you, my hangcl, and naught shall tempt my soul to go astray," and then, having delivered herself of tlioso lofty and truly elevating sentiments, apropos of nothing in particular, she proceeded to undress and bathe the infant, feeling In that virtuous frame of mind wo all enjoy when we havo been saying any thing very righteous nnd moral, what ever our acts may he. In the. meanwhile, tho unfortunate object of nurse's displeasure was sitting in her room, weeping bitterly, all her dignity and temper washed away by her tears. It must be acknowledged that It was some time before May arrived at tills state, of penitence. At lirst she could thlnkof nothing but the contempt with which sho considered Jack had treated her son; It was this, she told herself, that wouiuleil her, even more than the way he had spoken to her. Ho had not kissed It when ho came in, had expressed no desire to look at Its mouth and judge for himself as to whether tho tooth would be long in coming (which was what any one with oven a moderate sharo of fatherly feeling would have done), and, In fact, he had behaved dis gracefully. "Yes, disgracefully," she repeated to herself, as she s.tt by the window look lug out Into the wlntcr'.s gloom, with Hushed cheeks an I eyes full of,angry tears, which she was too prowl to let fall, "disgracefully; and so I shall tell hln whim I sea lihn." Jiy-ami-ny, however, her anger began to vanish, and her reflect ions witli re gard to Jack wcro of a milder descrip tion. Had she not been a little hasty with him? After all, might lie not, per haps, have reason to complain? Of course it was difficult to understand anyone being bored by baby, with his. funny littla ways and odd little chuckle but still, what had her dear old mother said, when she had told her of her plan of bringing him up from his earliest In fancy to lie a, great companion to his father, so that ho should learn as soon as possible to enter into all his parent's plans. "Take care, my dear," had been her mother's words, "that you don't glvo Jack too much of a good tiling." Well, sho had laughed at the. time, but was there not sotne truth In tho advice? Perhaps poor Jack had come homo tired, quite worn-out, and In no humor for baby's company, so no wonder he had been a little impatient. There, was no doubt ho was really very good-tern percd; hu could not have been feclin; so bright as usual, or ho would not haw been annoyed. It was all her fault for teasing It 1 ni 'witli her nonsense, and sl)c ought to bo asbainod of herself. Yen, his health was rapldlyjioitig ruined,and it was entirely her. own doing; upon whch, having arrived at this conclusion, sho could no longer restrain her grief, hut burst Into a Hood of tears. It w as at this stage of the proceedings. and wlille she was sobbing most vche mcntlv, she felt her husband's strong arms round hct, as he said gently "Don't cry. little, woman.' 'Pu;aw--fully sorry, for, ill I (.aid.1',. ( ... Then, as she looked up at lim with a loving though rather watery smile, ho continued regretfully; , "I can't think what tnado me behave to, yflii as, I dji). I know I was an, awful brute,, but I was not feeling very fit; not that tljat Js any excuse for tho way I spoke, to )oit jfidt please forgive me, darling," May's answer to this somowhat In coherent speech was. tp throw her arms round Jack's ne,ekgnd.gvji lij(jia,od hug, its. .the, .miuQiupiiUivdyij'hVhy. Jack, T waut youto forgivenie.- l am sorry 1 lost.my teihperj- , apologize," he,. replied. '-)!,. am siite I wonder you did not glvo It to-inn h6t as I deserved, and it Is pjilV bocuun! .you atfi tho dMrft UlttoiBh;.! that fiver ljU-ed that yon did .not ilo so. Hut Jet us for-, get the unpleasant business and kiss and'be friepds," saying" whlch.he suited '., " .i ' .' .i i a .L tho action to the word, and the rccon - dilation was complete. " The only thing thatuow .remained, to i j ..i i. . .1 . be dono was to pay a ,yjslj. to the. cause otall the tro.ib.Ic.aud tl.is.wasaiot for- i-irotten, ati after atnuTitto or two May $nj Jaek pedeilSo' the nutjery, und as baliy nappem-u to n, riijojing ins , bottle, -h flaneivV talie -tn a.crv good temper. Accordingly, whea ho .-aw his Year if Paid in Advance. not paid in advance, $1.2.' parents, he condescended to look up for a moment from his meal, and give them a must amiable smile a little rapid, perhaps, but still very well-meaning, so that nothing was wanting to complete tho family felicity. After this llltlo episode CTCtything went considerably smoother. May realized that a man of thirty and an In fant of four months arc not very con genial companions, seeing they can hardly be said to have many ideas lu common, and that the former decidedly objects to be ileserted for tho latter; whilst Jack on his part began to cdm prehend what nn unfailing source of In terest and amusement a baby Is to wo mankind In general, and Its mother ii parllcular,hnd so learned to make allow ances for the raptures w 1th which his wife viewed their child. Having arrived, therefore, at a belter understanding on the subject, it never again caused any trouble, and if you were now to ask his parents about him, they would tell you that since that tlnio baby has never been anything to them but a bond of union. START A BAKERY, YOUNG MAN. A iikui:uxtii:i l'lioDuci: MtntciiANT l'l;o!.ON-(l!:l (IIIOWI, AT Tin: HMEH. From tlio Xow York Tribune. A gray bearded produce merchant In a straw hat and a Limerick ulster, buttoned tight from his chin to his ankles, leaned against a post near Washington Markct.and smoked a cigar. "These are cur' us times," said the old man, sending out a puff of smoke. "Xot much in 'em for our business. Too much handling for the commission we get. Why potk s down to four cents a pound. I hain't seen it tlieie since before tho war. The Cleveland and llcndilclcs Club said last fall it would go down to four cents if Hlalno was elected, but It 'pears like It's got tliere anyway, I've seen It up as high as nine cents. Then tliere was money In pork and times was lively; Times are good enough now for those who have work. Llvin's cheap and wages have, not been reduced comparatively; but work Is down and the fellers who haven't work havo to shave close." "Are the prices on other produces as low as on pork?" "All of 'cm arc way down below zero. Why, the best butter is only ssventcen cents in the market. You ought to get the very best at retail for twenty-live cents there's margin enough In that Sugar and colTeo's cheap; and beef is way donn to nino cents. Tlio market is full and people don't want to buy much. The prospects of the Itooshun war made things active for a time, but It glutted the market. And lish they just swum up and asked to bo hooked and eaten. Think of it, a dozen lino fresh mackeral for ten cents." "It ought to make the rostuaraut business profitable." "Yes, it ought to, and It would If there weren't more on 'em than there arc people to cat. The restaurants buy a carcass for ten cents a pound, and they get out of that the streaks, porterhouse sirloin, roasts and no end of soups. There out lo be profit In It somewhere." "How is the price of Hour?" "Just like all the rest; way down to $t a barrel. I'll give you a tip, young feller, if you want to niako a fortune. Go start a bakery, Them's millions in it. People must cat, you know, and they'll eat more bread when Iboy can't nlTord to cat anything else Here are bakers all over the city, some with two br three stores that they pay six or seven hundred dollars rent apleco for. They sell out their stock clean every night and till up again next morning. Why, I know half a dozen bakers who make from eighty to a hundred barrels of Hour a day Into bread. Don't you think there's money In It? Hread costs them less than three ,cout a pound baked. They sell the loavn'from llvo to ten cents, und there Is not more than two pounds lu tlio biggest of them. They made a respectable prollt on tho bread when Hour was tSS a barrel, I jlon't think tho loavos aro any bigger now that Hour is choaper. A baker who uses a littndrod barrels of Hour for Ids business don't take in a cent less than $1,000. Knock of $100 for his Hour, and $300 moro for wagos, rent, waste, etc., and you have a pretty little prollt left. Go start up a bakery and make your fortune I'll gogiitanotIiercIg.tr." Not SruAR Coated Sho; "There Is often a vast dilTorenco between a boor and a boor." He (fishing): "And are most men cither one or the other?" She iwcarlly): "I1V1I, aman is a. boor when lie dock not call on us, and generally a bOre" when he does." THE BEST TONIC. ? This medicine, combining Iron with r"" UjjcuM. liiiiiiirclllooil.Slnlurin.CbHUaiidj'cU-rii, ' mi'' NrnraUfiu i nisin unfallin remedy for Diseases or the 'ST.1". "amablofoV I..,ca. ., miliar to Wonven, and all .who Jesit VlcntuTy lit cs. ltrlnosiio.inJuroticUelli,conM.-lioadarho.r'r j produce comtlpatlou tihrrjrm tri(frss tin. ,,i' h'eroa Heartburn arifl Ii.lcblm;. avi rtrcnsOs- ! '?,?, ; ?v."' Vitrdc. lo.- . rv, vr . H Juts cqi'W. j i hi fit ' I.VH II TfTiT- " 3I " ' " Jll OlHf tirilnl, 0 HllTI "l.t. The Carbon Advocate An Independent Familv Newsin'r Published every .ATt'IlliAY, in Lehighton, Orbon Co., Pa., by iiAititv v. Moirriu in:it. 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