rfiAdteelliliriA
Rates"
fool-
Tb
Jiij prices for legal adver-
VBl'opwaJ'J mo uiwuio
Chafer Tic-lfecs ' T - - -(Auilltojf
s NiJtlcfS! : Minr
Commlssloier'a Notices
DIvtfrce'Notlc?dsr' - "
Adidtd?t'rator '.SiMotlviH '
TTxpcninris Nolleo
$4 00
4 00
4 00
4 00
3 00
3 00
Other lbgal'adve'fl'lMllgwMl bclhiarged
fpr vr.tiis.;!i"ar?r,i
y" gjt V.Mcrrhinj:r, jlr.t PatHsher.
EYS.ANJ) .COUNCKI.LOHS.
r
IfACiniliTDT,
XTfC'ifo? a i.Xw,
Ort-tcieiThV'roonl rtctmtly-'ncciir.lM by
rftiv
M.llai'llieft-r jr
B follow
lis' tm - M
vriANjk sf iyiKTj,. IUiaUTpN.rA.
May lie eonsulledJijKUslii.nd.aeruian.
.Tuiy4, 18-ly,CJxviX4 AL 9.
Mii.ttAlSHF.lJ,,"-" ir',
ATTOltNltY fcCOTt.NUEI.LUII AT LAW.
riRsV nbiSnWitoVn'mK AnsloK iiocsk,
ma van ciiuxk, mhita.
Hful.Kllfito ml lollcctlon Agency, Will
Ituyand Soil ileal
Instate. Uonvevancnir.
neatlyMlnnc.
Collections iirnmiitly made.
Satllln-; Estates nr. lloccdcnts n, S
My3'cpnsin;d Ir.'EnMllli'iiliil.Cle
urman.f
rFT-Ai8S-Yl)KRr-"-
ATTOKNKYeAT LAW.
' J
orncr of Hunk Strctt it Hankway
ll Snd-bulldlmr. nbo'vo the Carbon Advocate
Printing Offlec."
May, 19, 1883.ni0l ' LKlUOltTON. '
rHYSICIAKS.AKD -DENTISTS.
"Tf- i
DJ1.
rl'JlYSKlLvrj'ANIJ.STIlinEON,
J1ANK STREET. LEI1KH1TON, PA.
'iri'ICE'ffours at Parrjvlllo from a. la.,
,lo lit m.Ually.
i.lay be'conmlto'illri'the Enijllfli nrOerman
,iLnnjuai:o., , May 17, '84.
A. DF.tUIAMKH, M 1
Fjitcfal AttPntlnn JM to Olironlo I)lcnnc.
oVVltu- 5oiil li Em-t Comer Iron ami
( ccontl Strrctf,
' " LEIIKIIITIIK, PE.NN'A.
, April 3.1 185, , ,
n. nr.iir.i:, n, u.
V S. KXAMINIKC. SVRir.OK,
PIJACTIUINO I'll YSIDI Afifc SU1I11EON
Office Datik Street, l!i:nHi'i Block.
.nEiutiiiTON, im:nn'a.
Miy hnfl'ni'UltcJJii tlio (lenonn I.nnnujgc
Vuv. 3 til.
o. .uskii'jm:'.
SUUHWTKEET, . LEIUOUTON.PA.;
A Mavbocotuullcl In i:nirtlli or Clotninn
fctlpnli:MU!mir flvm to immiiiiihiv
itlrpn'S Horns Krom 12 M1. to 2 V. M
F. A. Rabenold, D.D.S.,
1IRANCU Cil'F10i:-Ul'l.oalteLUaass.V.llru'e
Bank St.. Loliighton, Pa
T)entUtry"'lii all lt branches. Teeth ex-
.trnotcil vllbout"!inin.. U.is' ailiiilnUtPreii
vWheirrrifBciateil IllUeo llays V 1,10
UlNES
1JAY ot iirh weak.,. .!".(. Aillrf,
l.l l .t.M llf.liU) lie
i Lehmli county, ru
Jan. 3, is a-iy.
wA. bortright, D.D.S,
Of FICi: : Opposile tlio "onuilwny Ilouso,'
IVIauoh Chunk, Pa.
itlnra li:irn tliA licnent at tTio latent Im
nnf.,ii.iii. in tnu.'hanlal annllanccs ami
tha I'umt mittlui lii or Lrmttmcnt 111 nil iuriclr.il
Mini, ANXS nlEI'IO ailmlnlMrricl II
4rilrt. lrpoanlMi', porfotit roflJIiiK outrlilo
of Mauoli OUunk thoul.l iniiko engniriiuienK
pj al.t , ; , iio-VJ
A BOOK ON
Deafness &patarrh
Tlio abiv nameil book ornoar V'O paacs
i,v in: sllilKM AKKlt. the well-kmilYlieX'
lurlonwl Aural SurKeon, will Im fi'tit tree,
tunny :ublre-J. Every r.iuilly ulioubl liavo
thlil Hook. 1 llo liooK 1 uiusiraioii, iiou iui
ly oiplalndln plain lantfuaite nil
Diseases oftlie EAR aim CATARRH
anil bow to treat tbeto ailments cccc!fnll y
.(AilUrcis.
- Dr. C E. Shoomakor,
613 Walnut Street, KEAU1NU, 1
Dec. e, lkSi.ly
Wis
:r,s axd n:iitY
QARBON HOUSE, !
JONATHAN KISTLEIt. PnOPIttE.TU,
Hank St., Lkuiohtok, Pa.
Tlio OAanos Koumk offers flrst-classaecom-mo.latlons
to I ho Travollnir public. HoanlliiK
by th Day or Week on Ueasonablo Torins.
Uliolco Olirars, Wlnci aml.l.lquors nlwayson
tiarjj."- ilooit'Slieils ainl'Btatiles. wun alien
ro Hostlers, attaeheJ,
Ayrll.W-yl,
-pACKKUTOXIIOTKIi. '
Mway helwoerl Mnucli Chunk fi Loliluhton
LEOPOLD MEYEIt, PnorRiKTOn,
Packcrton, Penn'n.
This well known hutell? admirably refitted,
and lus the best accominodatious tor Herman.
ot and transient boarders. -EJeolli'iit tables
and the very best liquors. Mia tine stables
at,ached. Sept.lO-yl.
BY THE SEA I
The Stockton, il'i
unit Atlftfi'f?1iVeHjes.)oVTifthefihes"t'6ea.
bin rKsnrti in the rouiltr 11 nawolielt for
the rece)tion of guestsj The (Scllitlfs orj
boatins, bathing, '.ffshfuir, See., aro unex
relied. Terms liberal Kl-.l.ai.l ,v i.r.r
LER( I'reprielors. Meutiori this paper.
'Si
1
'r. T irTonir 1,-11
JJ. tl . nikliuim, I
Kespeetlully announces to thx public that be1
hasoneueda NEW 1.1VKKV STA1ILB In,
connection with hl hutel, aiyt Is jfrepafod'tu j
lurnisu imi iwi ,
Funerals Wcite or Busiuess ,Trius'!
on shortest notlcoand most liberal! ernis. All,
orders left attho"earl,n llouie" will rcctlre
nroropt attonllon Stable on N'orlli S'reet,
ieit IhoUolol, LflhUii'.u iu22-l ,
. h;-V; MjBTntBn;.Jf Publisher. k: Cfk , INDEPENDENT 1
J W ' Ml.'-u flfa. rCX?.yr- . -r - r, ., i - . .'..'.'
VOL. XIV., No. 3.i
,i
s,
1. U.iil V ui ffiob
8Kooas
immhT ni eoitlsvoKI
wb Aiif. BOY ointr ,
Brngs anfl Medicines
T. D."TH0MAS'
DRUG STORE. Jj
mi
1 ol'S
T. J.
BltETNEY,
Iteeneetltillv announced to tlio mcrcbant of
LoblKhion anl others that liujj prepareil to
.to it 1 1 Minis oi , : ' ;'
Hauling of Freight, Express
miuiei iiim jj.igy.iyu
at Tery reasonablo prices. Hy prompt at
tention to all orilers ho hopes In inertt a sharo
ot public patronage. Itesiilencc. corner ot
Pino und Iron Strcot, Lehtgliton; Pn
C inters tor liaullnir lert at It. M, nweeny &'
Son's Store will rocelro prompt attention.
T. J.JIUET.NEY.
r.: l r :
Oct. 12, 188l-3m.
rpiroiiAS iii:.iu:it;r.R,
X .CONVEY A N'URH,
' ' AHU
BKNERAL INSURANCE AGENT
' V - r-s ST
The fyllowlna Companies are Unpresented: .
I.KH.V.N )X Mil i uai. rutn. j
ItlCAIIINtl MUTUAL ill HE. '
wvomino rir.n. ,....
' ror ivvn.r.i: pimc, " 1 -
i.iiiudii rinn. ami thy
TltAVELtntS AOOIULNTrlXtfUJtANUE
Also I'l-nm.vlv.inl" noil Miilii.il llorso Tlilet
etec'iveand liHUi'aiu e Coiiiiiany. ,
Mnlrll 2:l. IS.'t niOH. ICIlMKUElt)
f.'rwnr'ilir; reople. Keml 10 rents
posing i. an wo will mall you tree.
t. mm . nluolile samt.lo Mix 01
fr.iiMiR tl.nt. will not von In tlio wav of uiak-
Ina more money In n few ilay than you cer
thought po-sibw at nnV buliiers, I'npllal
n.it requ'rert. You can llvo at homo anil
work In snuro tlnio only, or nil the Hmo All
ol Mith suxes, ol'all nues, urnmlly suceesslul.
AO cents to i5.00 easily carnc.l every evenlnif.
I bat all who want work may test thehusl.
nfes, weinako this unpnrilleleil oiler: To a 1 1
n-l.n mp n it well SHtrsneil wo will semi 1
to iia'v f.ir tlio troublu of wrltl-u lis. J-'ull
parllculnrs. illrenlons, otc, sent Irr3. liu
nieno pnv absolutely sure lor it 1 1 who start
ntnnco. Don't ilelay. Ail(lresr,STiso. &
Oo, 1' irtl.iml, JI.uuo. ' I
(icc.20-ly !
E.
F. liUCKENIiAGH,
DhAI.Elt' IN '
Borders & Decorations,
Books. Stationer Fancy Mi
Window jhades. .&j Fixtures,
latest Styles, made and put up, If desired.
Paints, Oil, Varnish, BuUv,
Brusiitjs iSgfjneral Pitiniers'
Supplies.
No. 61 Broadway. Mauci Clrnuk, Pa.,
Utilov tho liroadway House.
A PRJiJSENT !
Our readers (or 12 cents in pnslagi
ilamps to pjiy lor inalllug apd wrapplm
nut names of tw.f Im-ik s gains, ivili re
s.tvo t'ltEE a Stcrl Kitttsh larlor Kit
qntvwfi of all OMftJ PltEtJlDESTS) In-
iludlilg l. i.kvki.asp, size Xjn incurs
worm ?4 im. '
Atlitres J'MUr Vab. Co , Chicano, III,
In presents given away, t"end
us tlvo cents nnstaKo, and by
lUUUmnti vnu will set free u liackaKe
of iroodsnflarae value.'tbot will start jou
in work inai will ai oneo bnns; you in luoncv
fnstrrtliflii anvl bloir else in America Aft
i annul the iioo.'ooo in presonts with each box.
1 Aucnls wnnlo, I every where, of either sex, ot
nil n,r.. r.i.tll ItinilniM pr utara Ihno itnlv.
to wi rk for us ni their own homes. Fortunes
for all workers ab'olulely insured. Don't
ueiay, u. ua;-lett vio.j ioriianu, .uc
"-1 , 4 f
rvS'i?lllls;illi inr tlin 'All
u- -
,
V0CATK, OIllV 1 PPl' year,
1
COSfJ WHtRt All tli(ifUS
jr
m
66T-
-llls''almo-t-ltu'pps3lble to kenp up
with t)io (Hues' 111 llieso ngoiil-.liig days.
Tlin newest; wflnklc Ju .cstlictlcclrcls
ilsfor a younglndjvto' artlstlcallj ileco
ratna niinlntuie trunk, ostbuSlbly fet
ollafdfciifr3OThScenfj-oin lu)t
S sunnnenresortsEi afiOfohrard It bv
nielsttiEgr'lihi liipMstr young mah.
If tlio trunk ever gets there It will s!g-
85ff yIaWttflilS Tiiuipproprlatii season
for atwoddilig trip?!' slf the baU Is sue
teisfjj Tlf-puninishllo'rJicts an
lordcrfor .sojtio .new njiiljvery njee
't- frim a ni8 of Duty.
Some ppoiihrsfi'fnlc from making pub
lic the benefit they have) received while
others are. free to tc)l ,t abroad for tlio
good of. fellow mortals. Of. the latter
kind Is Mr. J. II, Conpuck, of Moitut
Holly; X. J., who writes: "I am ortu
of many who give their eliepifnl appre
ciation, of then merilRror tliC ellleacy oi
your " valuable Drown's Iron llltli'is;.
from a scum;- of duty. The bltters.aru
doing much ;ood, Jn, our county,for
which i f an vouqu. ,
When feeling the pulse of the peo-
plo the. beats should not,be overlooked.
A'bar Is a place.; whyofwater l
scaren Mid danger near.
A life Insttranco jiollcy never to
bring "beautiful snow" poems to tlio
editor In person.
A llrooklyn young lady laughed
herself , Into "hysterics "becauso, a green
servant girl left the leg out In the sun
to,tako the chlll otT."
ur. xrazoi 8 iiiugio iruibiuiib. '
A sure cure for all uolls.-lnirns. sores.
cuts, llesh wounds, SQidinlpplo.Uhard
and soft corns, chapped lips and hands,
PrlcaW) cents. Sold by iliustilsts. Wil
liams M'f'g. Co., Prop's., Cleveland,
O. Sold by Thomas, the druggist.
The watermelon is admitted Into
our best families, although it is always
very seedy.
When a woman goes a horse back
riding she wear.sa silk pi lie."' She 'does
that ko the. horse will believe she's a
man. and won't becoinor frightened at
her. She couldn't fool a Kentucky
mule that way.
-The girl who loves William nei
asks her father to foot her hill.
' Backlcn's Arnica Salve
Tiieihcst -salvo in tho world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhuem, fever
sores,"letter, chapped hands, ehilblands,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi
tively cures piles, or no pay required.
It is euaranteed to slvu perfect salstne
tlon. or money refunded. Price li") cents
per box, nt T. I).J nomas .
It'rtvasnVtlie altarofa noston
church that a cletgyniaij was astounded
us h? diclated the lines, "promising to
love, honor and obey," to have the
bride distinctly alter her oath to "prom.
Islim to love, honor, and be say," liiok
lug lilm'dlreetly in tho' face tlui while.
The man who is soljtsy that he ha
no time to laugh needs a vacation.
-Natural ,JIistqiy:j. lho . pwllow
had 'no throat there .would-'bo no swal
low.
. . Dr..Frazier'siEoot Bitters.
ll jazier'.s Jioot liittcrs are not a dram
shop beverage. Hut are strictly medl
final In every M'lc. They act stron
upon the liver and kidneys, keep the
bowels, open and regular, cleanse the
blood and system of every Impurity.
Sold by druggists, I'OO; At Thomas'
drug store.
A little girl, aged three, years, asked
her father for moie candy, hut Mastoid
to wait until to-'niorrow.f Looking out
of tho window for a few moments she
suddenly called out: "'Papa,' it looks
Hke to-morrow now.". ,
A lloston dealer boasts of an oysli
in Ids possession cighiysixjycars.old
All, there, slay tliere. , i
hlioulit an unilirella mi calleil a lio-
lygamist because
ribs?
of
Thousands Say So.
Mr. T..W! Atklnsf Glrard, Kan.
writes: "I never hesitate to recoufiiirnd
your I-.lictrie Hitters to my etisloiiiers
tliev glvu entire sallsfaetlon ami are
rapid sellers." Kleclrie llltters are the
rmrckt and Iiet medicine known and
will positively euro Kidney and I.lver
complaints. Purify tho blood and recti
lale the bowels. Xo family can afford
to lie without them. I hvy will save
hundreds of dollars in doctor's bills
everyyear. Sold at liJtjfCents a , botll
"IV if' '.""""ft"' J' . ' ! 1 1
A physician says that beds must
not be made until night! This compel;
the .consclciUlous'JIoiucivifoJlo choose,
bewceii, the, Jugdtli of her family and
llie Miecrs in hit neigiiuiirs.
The toiler of a morning newspape'
i3.welLup.liuthejnyjtcrIcsjifhajUgi(ii
of labor.
Wc'shouhl have better' pricbara f
the preachers wjtoall toundiirnl ifoafthy
men. Calvin' may have had tlin dys
pepsia, but It.jlld him no-good as a
theologian. A Metliodlst minister, of
Hartford, Conn., writes that Dr. Ken
nedy's "Favorite lttjiucily" cured him
of chronic liver disease and Indigestion.
His bretberen of all ''denominations aro
respectfully Invited to note tho fact.
Sick nreaehers are in poor condition to
proclaim the gospel news. S.oun'd bodlds!
arotwanted. ' ' K'Otrg , n
Many people who are as "true as
steel" aro unfortunately just a?.eJ(Jg
Why Is a successful Tjojiltry. man
like a "carriage ieiihe
niakeii.a cpop-py... t t i
.Vhat ls4thB.difJferonc.cj .befwegn a
-
papcTtj (lol)ar and' (V d9llitrof bilycrJV
Xever mined.
' ' r
I3.ul drainage causes much slckiiess,
Had. blood and Itupmpei' action (if tho'rl
'lli't.r nnd Irtilnove l linil,i1enln;ii,A',tfi tlit.'T"
human system, which. isunlnckflilOod'
Hitters will remedy.
Anybody can play a Iund-organ,butf not, tb'S word for it, I fJeclfirU ,'!VlKcs
that Is no reason-why-anyboily should,
Hois i) niiss.- guided--youth who?
doeUcftthWi!
ttfifiuV 1 I i A 1 J J M 1 UUl
Iisiryjv girl wltji-n, n)v,dres, and
no pjaee to go,lo. ' .
Have joir ever heard a '"parrot
swear? No, but I've seen a cro-cus.
LEHIGHTON, CAHBON COUNTY,
TRADCU7 MARK.
Free JruiiL Ujplatetj Jimeilcs (met JL'otson
SURE. CtS.
AT MICOI1I1TS ASn nrLKtt1.
THF. flHIII.K .MIIIM.H1III.. lULTlJIOtir. Kf.
Ccrei lihtuBU'.lia. lloaralriJ.
llarka.ltv, Upnnrhr, Tuulh.rlir,
Sttrnlii., Ilrnl,... rt... rlr.
l'lll:l FIVTY Ci:T8,
At UniccliM nn.l llpalcr..
till! UIAIILLS A.UUELlll lO IIALIIMUUE, ,111
OETTIIia E0UKD 0EANDMAKMA.
nv .ioiix VaNcK cifuNuy.
raiiiliiiaiiinia mi full ot cheer.
So pink mid while at seM'iity jear, " I
What a eliarm mi injit hac been i
When gi iinilpa u-ieil lo trip It In, ,
Anil hnM )our h:inl iii(l'liillr.io(irc'lih-
My soney ias, iny noiiiiy iieui .
Tell me nut a tnhiil so elenr
Won't carry hack giiml llfly ear;
Tell me not mic qiille fiirgnl
What laddies illtl anil lassies Ihmwlit
The i lieriy Up, the dlinple-spot.
With ''Ho, my lass, iny bunny dear."
ilriiiiiliiiiiiiiina, they're facts, t fear.
The pretty slot les that 1 hear;
Eyes So blue n'tiit Inilr so iirimii.
The trimmest foot, (lie llmpc-l girati.
Tliu.inlih(illd talk or aiyho hmn
"Tlie Snney las. the Im'iiny deai-."
niiMooo ii tt-mr'ili'iir tlin oiii-. i 1
That's heard Cut praise lor seventy J car!
Stilt, a book read upside down
should n.'t one's senses wholly drown,
You'll better smile, jou can mil frown
lla;mley lassie, bunny dear!"
Day is over, shadows near
As.Wai.tlleir wunt'baek flfly earj
(iramlniaiiiuia, my milk Is Ihrniigli,
Mid I've a scetet all for jou
1'or jou, beemisi; fhe'll keep It true.
Once "soney lass," aje "bonny dear."
.Scottish blood now twenty jear
lias Ted iny heart, good grandma dear,
(iramlmaiiiuia so pink and while,
Mid oii'll forglo Ine It to-night
Somebody greets mo some, timw wight,
.My soney lass.iny noiiiiy dean -
A BONE OFJMEHTM.
The lirst bahv is not cenerallv sun-
liosecl'to bdia'. bono. of contention. On
'im .. , i i
I'oml ol union netween us parents.
Strange, howuwiy-to say, this was not
the case with Captain Orant, of tho
'! tli Hussars,' 'aiid' lils v ifif.' Indeed it
nearly catisMl an estrangement, and ft
certainly .hadj Jo jt)swer or , the., only
jUUTcljtbey.evejV liad.,,, , j
There is no dopht that when
fiiut first made' its appearance, '.lack
C.iipt was as)f.ond a;nd proud a; father
as could be found in the I'iiited King
dom. Ho tried to see tho (numerous
likenesses to various relatives which his
w'ifd ,'diseo ered". IiV tlfolri son';'lui'1ier
sitaded himself ho felt highly flattered
when siie'ilce'lared b'lie saw 'in tho some
what plaln.ipfant a strong look of hlm
KdfimljUt.iaJJy wgumj , hjmlf up to
s'tich a'piteh of' enfhtisla.s'ni, he actually
made an awkward attempt to hold the
child, and'eveii'.InipresseTi a fatherly kiss
on its small, mottled, red face.
ThlSiwns it very dmppy state of affairs
so, long as it lasted but unfortunately a
change was snon to be observed., Cap
tain Grant begun To' wish his wife, could
find some other subject on which to ex
ercise; lier conversational powers than
"the, baby j" hi) ,alo comnjonccd
wonder iflj Avanccebary (o taU: tu tlie
child (n thp sonseless and exlrciiie
style-whleli sh'd'antl tlie 'nliWInvar'I
ably used wlielvHiey addresh'ed It. At
last Im was obliged to confess to himself
that, unnatural lis. It bmned, ho oecas
ioAll Wiiffl- lift AtoySil'spitcSif his
liumeriius pcrfc'clions; a drcnled bore.
"'oy'sec,".! oynl'ided to his chuni,
.Ilia llccijs, "a fellow gets so deuced
sick.of heaving nothing hut agoo-and-
agod-and-a-biiliblo-bubble-bubble, which
is-'tli'e'wa'v my wife' nnH"i'lii!' nurse al
AVjiyi tijtSiiU'.to the poo Itltle' Vi'riJ,' 1
cAn't 3et'tIiiIcltotictiilibill outot my
head: and unrih'. ifivAvhrrf. SVh'cji sotne
ofJ,'h()Teilaw fii$ltv'4'fVY ,0lQ luvss
nrroi ttllkini-nd4li& paw- regulations
tllat'hh'c"JtVt 'cofile oiit; and asked nio
HlmW thought of them, I was as near
as possible making a consummate assof
myself ,be(ore.tliem,all, by answering,
"I nsstirouyou I was wltiiln an
ep UHHfik o, 'It I. C9j l'fv5iil
.sensible..- conversation witlK-.iny,iiwifo
Avhciflhehim lmd been p'ufto bed,' It
IffOlild .U9t b0.$&.MH1,1lr,.c,IiIrf ;r,
wauing'iue) naiiy ,oo-upiea -an wsc,
ti'ntldn.'- I ht.aitbpdJetl to'be v'16letlly
eVeijeV'tq h'eXr'or tJ 'liculy, sweet
smilo' that canio overvilunbrat'S face
-rhcrfho saw hb bot'.lil being brouglit to
.bltii, rlr ifiaPhS lRJHWgfil to crawl
.1.'....' H.n,. lnl..i f, t1,r,n-Aunfl ' .nr
"ii v' ' Afi . l "if tt'v
soii)ching cjfft. )hab (ipupars to- mo
enuallv' imititerefctlng.""lls rntilly aw
fully rouglf oil a fellow." '
Italher trying," repiarked hl fInid
yniiathelic4illy.
'Tnlng!" rcpeateil Jack. "That Is
i ma so Irritable);- Ivsouiftltnes .feel in
clini'd to sworn-Til. tlfqn ull'roilnd.'tl
i,
the
. A
ll..roiii.v''-iww'Kis-d Jim, K'rovliigly,
"Ttkill'tHaf' unTSir. ' Wlnit? swier n' a
I it. 1 1 Ti- " iifr. lif . wliosc onlv im -liod of
reiortanl st.,ingt 1 tugnagr fur-oioe
tlnio to C'ltui will be a-ioo" an I a-mtb-
r Jacobs nil
0 -fnAOE Kdth "'AUKS 4 1
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ERMankMEDI
Live and Let Live."
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 5,
ble.' That Is lighting upon unequal
terms with a vengeance."
"Ob, If yoti'ro going to chaff me, I'll
shut up," replied Jack testily, "I only
wish you wen) bothered by the same
sort of thing, and, then 1 don't think
you would iiuil It so amusing," saying
which ho turned onlils heel and walked
away In a hutT.
It was In this unsatisfactory frame of
mind regarding his first-born, that Jack
proceeded to wend his way home one
fold winter's, afternoon, a short time
before Christmas. He had had a hard
day's work, and was looking forwnid
with a feeling of relief to a chat with
his wife and a cigar hefoto dinner.
True his mind was somewhat disturbed
hy the thought that It was possible tho
tetc-a-teto he anticipated might be brok
en Into by the presence of a third party.
Hut he resolutely shook off this gloomy
foieboding, and walked on briskly
towards his destination.
On arriving there and hearing his
wife's voice soincwhcio overhead, he
called out to her he was home nnd was
going to the smoking-room, where he
would be glad of her company till It was
time to dress for dinner.
"Very well, dear," she answered
brightly; "we'll come in a minute."
"We!" said Jack to himself, "who
else Is she bringing? Surely It can't be
the child. She can never mean to turn
this room, as well as every other In the
ouse, into a nursery. Hang It all, that
would really be unbearable!" .
If, however, ho had any doubts ontho
subject, the were, soon to be dispelled,
for he had hardly lit ills cigar before his
w ife made her appearance with the baby
in her arms.
"Well," thought Jack resignedly. "I
suppose there is nothing for it lint to
grin and hear it."
"Xow, Jack, my dearest," exclaimed
his wife gushingly, "I havo such a piece
of news for you. You will never guess
what It is. It is snmethln!? almost loo
"delightful for words."
"I also have, something to tell you,"
broke in Jack as his wife paused to take
breath, for he felt Instinctively that the
Important news to which his wlte re
ferred had something to do witli his
offspring, and he know that once, that
all-absorbing subject was started all
other topics of conversation would be
Inevitably banished for the time being.
"I also havo something to tell you. I
met Chalmers to-day ;hn Is staving here
for a few days with his cousin, so I
asked him to come nnd dine with us
some time next week, and I think we
might Invito ono or two other people lo
meet him. Xow on what day do you
.think wo had better ask him, and who
else shall we have'.'"
"I will think about It In a minute,"
answered his little wife eagerly, "but I
must tell you my news lirst. Fancy!
Haby is getting a tooth, anif he is only
just four months old!"
"That's capital," said Jack, in a
voico Intended to express unlimited de
light. "There Is no doubt that the lit
tic fellow Is very well on for his age,
should think now he will be trotting
about all over the place before we know
where we are."
"I don't think I. should feel f was do
ing my duty by hint, if I allowed htm
to do such a thing, oven if he could,"
replied his wife severely. "I don't
know if you are particularly anxious to
see your child grow up bandy-legged. 1
can't say I am.'"
"Alt, yes, I forgot he Is rather weak
In the legs at present," remarked Jack
in a crestfallen voice, "Hut, May," he
continued, more, cheerfully, feeling ho
had done his duty bravely, and nothing
more could be expected of him for the
present, "what about having Chalm
ers?" "Let me see," said May thoughtfully.
Then appealing to the haby, "What
does' 'on think, my pretty? Agoo-and-agoo-and-a-bubble-bubble
"
"Come," said Jack, a little Impati
ently, "try ami., arrange something, as
Chalmers Is only hero for a few days,
and I want you to write to hint to
night." "Must wo tink, my sweet?" continued
May, apparently oblivious of ever) tiling
hut the existence of her son, and only half
hearing her husband'slast remark. "Must
we link, my beauty? Well then, ngoo-and-agoo-and-abub
"
"For Heaven's sake! try for ono mo
ment to attend to what I am saying,"
said Jack sharply. I won't trouble you
long, and then you will bo at liberty to
roliirn to your very intellectual conver
sation with tho child."
This lime, May quite took in what
liar lmsiund said, hut being annoyed at
the way he had spokon she determined
ly took no notice of ills request, hut
staring absently Into Hip lire, went on
talking to her haby, .
"Yes, my own, does your pretty papa
want" ' '
"Confound It!" fixclaimcd poor tired
Jack angrily. "Do you want to drive
liie mad with your Infernal nonsense? I
have iiCjVer yet been considered pretty,
nur have any wish tobo called soatthls
time, of my life. Can't you (ind a more
suitable adjective to apply to me, than
that?"
"Indeed I can." returned May, huing
her temper In her turn; "cross, Ill-tem
pered, rude, unnatural, cruel, and all
words, which maybe, applied to you in
your prCM-nt stale of piliul."
"Well, Iamsuro I am not surprised,"
retorted JaeK, "the only wonder Is, I
don't go off my head with hearing the
llpw of absurd ponsensc that beeias to
mo to go on morning, noon and night."
"If you call talking to one's own
child, absurd nonsense, I don't," said
May.wlth a great assumption of inaterp
! ul dignity.
1 must say It ..ever stru -k Me that
juii tntetiduil to talk; 1 1 nought u was
men lv babbling, but of course that may
be my Ignorance lVrhaps you will bo
1.00 a
1885.
If
kind enough to enlighten me as to the
meaning of that much used word
agoo."
"I shall do no such thing, for I can
see you arc sneering both at me and my
child, 1 must say for a man who sets
up to be a gentleman, It Is ah extremely
curious way of behaving.' 1 confess I
should never have thought jou capable
of speaking to me lu tlio way you have,"
"For Goodness' sake, tlou'l preach; I
am much too tired to listen."'
Very well, then, If my conversation
bores you I most certainly won't remain
hero any longer," saying which, May
walked out of the room very injured,
and kissing her son ns she went, mur
muring tenderly, "at any rate your
mother loves you, my darling."
In spite howeverof the satisfaction of
having enjoyed the last word, as she
Carried baby to the nursery May felt a
very' queer feeling in her throat, and
seemed to have developed a cold lu the
head, lu n remarkably short space of
time.
Having left baby in nnrse's charge,
and, much to that worthy woman's as
tonishment, having parted from him
without any ot those lltb'c endearments
she was wont to use to. him before do
ing so, she proceeded straight to her
room.
Well, I never did 1" exclaimed nurse,
using that phrase, so much beloved by
tho lower orders of society, which says
so little, hut Is Intended to convey so
much. "1 never did I To think siie
should leave her first-born without so
much as a parting blessing! Xever
mind, my sweety, if your mother for
sakes you, your old nurse never will.
Xo, thank 'eaven, I tries to do my duty
by you, my hangcl, and naught shall
tempt my soul to go astray," and then,
having delivered herself of tlioso lofty
and truly elevating sentiments, apropos
of nothing in particular, she proceeded
to undress and bathe the infant, feeling
In that virtuous frame of mind wo all
enjoy when we havo been saying any
thing very righteous nnd moral, what
ever our acts may he.
In the. meanwhile, tho unfortunate
object of nurse's displeasure was sitting
in her room, weeping bitterly, all her
dignity and temper washed away by her
tears. It must be acknowledged that It
was some time before May arrived at
tills state, of penitence. At lirst she
could thlnkof nothing but the contempt
with which sho considered Jack had
treated her son; It was this, she told
herself, that wouiuleil her, even more
than the way he had spoken to her. Ho
had not kissed It when ho came in, had
expressed no desire to look at Its mouth
and judge for himself as to whether tho
tooth would be long in coming (which
was what any one with oven a moderate
sharo of fatherly feeling would have
done), and, In fact, he had behaved dis
gracefully.
"Yes, disgracefully," she repeated to
herself, as she s.tt by the window look
lug out Into the wlntcr'.s gloom, with
Hushed cheeks an I eyes full of,angry
tears, which she was too prowl to let
fall, "disgracefully; and so I shall tell
hln whim I sea lihn."
Jiy-ami-ny, however, her anger began
to vanish, and her reflect ions witli re
gard to Jack wcro of a milder descrip
tion. Had she not been a little hasty
with him? After all, might lie not, per
haps, have reason to complain? Of
course it was difficult to understand
anyone being bored by baby, with his.
funny littla ways and odd little chuckle
but still, what had her dear old mother
said, when she had told her of her plan
of bringing him up from his earliest In
fancy to lie a, great companion to his
father, so that ho should learn as soon
as possible to enter into all his parent's
plans. "Take care, my dear," had been
her mother's words, "that you don't glvo
Jack too much of a good tiling." Well,
sho had laughed at the. time, but was
there not sotne truth In tho advice?
Perhaps poor Jack had come homo
tired, quite worn-out, and In no humor
for baby's company, so no wonder he
had been a little impatient. There, was
no doubt ho was really very good-tern
percd; hu could not have been feclin;
so bright as usual, or ho would not haw
been annoyed. It was all her fault for
teasing It 1 ni 'witli her nonsense, and sl)c
ought to bo asbainod of herself. Yen,
his health was rapldlyjioitig ruined,and
it was entirely her. own doing; upon
whch, having arrived at this conclusion,
sho could no longer restrain her grief,
hut burst Into a Hood of tears.
It w as at this stage of the proceedings.
and wlille she was sobbing most vche
mcntlv, she felt her husband's strong
arms round hct, as he said gently
"Don't cry. little, woman.' 'Pu;aw--fully
sorry, for, ill I (.aid.1',. ( ...
Then, as she looked up at lim with a
loving though rather watery smile, ho
continued regretfully; , "I can't think
what tnado me behave to, yflii as, I dji).
I know I was an, awful brute,, but I was
not feeling very fit; not that tljat Js any
excuse for tho way I spoke, to )oit jfidt
please forgive me, darling,"
May's answer to this somowhat In
coherent speech was. tp throw her arms
round Jack's ne,ekgnd.gvji lij(jia,od
hug, its. .the, .miuQiupiiUivdyij'hVhy.
Jack, T waut youto forgivenie.- l am
sorry 1 lost.my teihperj- ,
apologize," he,. replied. '-)!,. am siite I
wonder you did not glvo It to-inn h6t as
I deserved, and it Is pjilV bocuun! .you
atfi tho dMrft UlttoiBh;.! that fiver ljU-ed
that yon did .not ilo so. Hut Jet us for-,
get the unpleasant business and kiss
and'be friepds," saying" whlch.he suited
'., " .i ' .' .i i a .L
tho action to the word, and the rccon -
dilation was complete. "
The only thing thatuow .remained, to
i j ..i i. . .1 .
be dono was to pay a ,yjslj. to the. cause
otall the tro.ib.Ic.aud tl.is.wasaiot for-
i-irotten, ati after atnuTitto or two May
$nj Jaek pedeilSo' the nutjery, und
as baliy nappem-u to n, riijojing ins ,
bottle, -h flaneivV talie -tn a.crv good
temper. Accordingly, whea ho .-aw his
Year if Paid in Advance.
not paid in advance, $1.2.'
parents, he condescended to look up for
a moment from his meal, and give them
a must amiable smile a little rapid,
perhaps, but still very well-meaning, so
that nothing was wanting to complete
tho family felicity.
After this llltlo episode CTCtything
went considerably smoother. May
realized that a man of thirty and an In
fant of four months arc not very con
genial companions, seeing they can
hardly be said to have many ideas lu
common, and that the former decidedly
objects to be ileserted for tho latter;
whilst Jack on his part began to cdm
prehend what nn unfailing source of In
terest and amusement a baby Is to wo
mankind In general, and Its mother ii
parllcular,hnd so learned to make allow
ances for the raptures w 1th which his
wife viewed their child. Having arrived,
therefore, at a belter understanding on
the subject, it never again caused any
trouble, and if you were now to ask his
parents about him, they would tell you
that since that tlnio baby has never
been anything to them but a bond of
union.
START A BAKERY, YOUNG MAN.
A iikui:uxtii:i l'lioDuci: MtntciiANT
l'l;o!.ON-(l!:l (IIIOWI, AT Tin: HMEH.
From tlio Xow York Tribune.
A gray bearded produce merchant In
a straw hat and a Limerick ulster,
buttoned tight from his chin to his
ankles, leaned against a post near
Washington Markct.and smoked a cigar.
"These are cur' us times," said the
old man, sending out a puff of smoke.
"Xot much in 'em for our business.
Too much handling for the commission
we get. Why potk s down to four cents
a pound. I hain't seen it tlieie since
before tho war. The Cleveland and
llcndilclcs Club said last fall it would
go down to four cents if Hlalno was
elected, but It 'pears like It's got tliere
anyway, I've seen It up as high as nine
cents. Then tliere was money In pork
and times was lively; Times are good
enough now for those who have work.
Llvin's cheap and wages have, not been
reduced comparatively; but work Is
down and the fellers who haven't work
havo to shave close."
"Are the prices on other produces as
low as on pork?"
"All of 'cm arc way down below zero.
Why, the best butter is only ssventcen
cents in the market. You ought to get
the very best at retail for twenty-live
cents there's margin enough In that
Sugar and colTeo's cheap; and beef is
way donn to nino cents. Tlio market
is full and people don't want to buy
much. The prospects of the Itooshun
war made things active for a time, but
It glutted the market. And lish they
just swum up and asked to bo hooked
and eaten. Think of it, a dozen lino
fresh mackeral for ten cents."
"It ought to make the rostuaraut
business profitable."
"Yes, it ought to, and It would If
there weren't more on 'em than there
arc people to cat. The restaurants buy
a carcass for ten cents a pound, and they
get out of that the streaks, porterhouse
sirloin, roasts and no end of soups.
There out lo be profit In It somewhere."
"How is the price of Hour?"
"Just like all the rest; way down to
$t a barrel. I'll give you a tip, young
feller, if you want to niako a fortune.
Go start a bakery, Them's millions in
it. People must cat, you know, and
they'll eat more bread when Iboy can't
nlTord to cat anything else Here are
bakers all over the city, some with two
br three stores that they pay six or seven
hundred dollars rent apleco for. They
sell out their stock clean every night
and till up again next morning. Why,
I know half a dozen bakers who make
from eighty to a hundred barrels of Hour
a day Into bread. Don't you think
there's money In It? Hread costs them
less than three ,cout a pound baked.
They sell the loavn'from llvo to ten
cents, und there Is not more than two
pounds lu tlio biggest of them. They
made a respectable prollt on tho bread
when Hour was tSS a barrel, I jlon't
think tho loavos aro any bigger now
that Hour is choaper. A baker who
uses a littndrod barrels of Hour for Ids
business don't take in a cent less than
$1,000. Knock of $100 for his Hour,
and $300 moro for wagos, rent, waste,
etc., and you have a pretty little prollt
left. Go start up a bakery and make
your fortune I'll gogiitanotIiercIg.tr."
Not SruAR Coated Sho; "There Is
often a vast dilTorenco between a boor
and a boor." He (fishing): "And are
most men cither one or the other?" She
iwcarlly): "I1V1I, aman is a. boor when
lie dock not call on us, and generally a
bOre" when he does."
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