0 TaDyspeptics. Th most common stfftis of Dyspepsia, or Indigestion, nro mi oppression nt tlio ttomMU, nausea, flatulency, water-brash, heart-bum, vomiting, loss of appetite, and constipation. Dyspeptic patient suffer un told, miseries, bodily unit mental. TUey should stimulate tho digestion, anil securo tegular dally action of tlio bowels, by tlio dm of moJorato doses of Ayer's Fills. .After .the bowels uo rcgnlitol, one ct theso Pills, tilccn cac-li flay after dinner, Is usually all that Is'recjulrdu to complete tbo cure." Aral's Pills nro sugar-coated nnd purely Tejetablo aplcnsAct, entirely safe, and ro lllbl raedlelnctor tlio euro of all disorders of tbo eiomoch .and bowels. Tlicy ro the best of all purgatives for family uss. mEPAUED ST Dr.J.C.Aycr&Co., Lowell, Mass. " T Bold by nil Druggist. TUTT PILLS 25 YEARS IN USEp 1h Creatott Medical Triumph of the Age) SYMPTOMS OF A TORPID L8VERB Iiosnofnppctltc, llovrcla costive, I'qId In she bead, with a dull sensation la tlio back part, fain uudcr tbo shoulder blade, Fullness after catlnc, with ndls Inclination to exertion of body orralnd. Irritability oficmpcT, I,ow spirits, iritis afcellnsof hnrlnsncclcctcd somo doty, Weariness, Dizziness, Flattering; nt tbo Heart, Dots boforotbo eyes, Ilcadacbo OTcr tho rlskt eye. Restlessness, with fltial drenuis, HIelily colored Urine, and CONSTIPATION. TTJTT'S PILLS aro especially adapted to each casus, ona doso effects euoli a ehangwofreclliiftnstonstonlslitliosuflcrcr. They Increase tbe itiipctlte.nna cause tho body to -Tako ou I1 lesliitluit tbe ertcra Is aotirlshad.rril bytbolrTonlo Action on o UleestiveOrcnnsiltrirular Stools aro rrortnewt. l'rles ami. , 4 1 Murray Ht..r.V. hair Glosst Black by a slnrrio application of this DIE. It Imparts nuntaraf color, acts -Instantaneously. Sold by Druggists, or .sent by express on rnenlpt of SI. Offices, 4l Murray St., Now York. mmm kNEnVOUSOEBfLirV f Dtjca7.ctid numcrcu' JrihctirnUwsnsAA. hn. fcfctTLLa tlcllled chr. 'aieinna. reenlfc fror JjoutLItil indUcrctiou, t too iraa indulanM. cr ' opcrbralawcrfr. Avoid AnAotcALCuRs rca? i ircucus. ucr our cr.? c.uuizr&naxmi i'nc2 ece.crd tcirn Importer.! ttcta fccfjra Uidr-x trcct nwrt c!crl:cra. T&ksa tnn KCUCD7tbztIU3 C till CD thousands, doej not Inirrfcra with tttcn ilon to bajlr.rw, or ciura Ftlacr laccnTcnicnceln. cny way. Founded on scientific medical rrlncl plci.C7d!rcctcrp!lctlcq to tho icst of diieaio Us cpeclfa fafluccco it felt) without detcy. The nat ural functloniof tfaa hu min cr7entim li Mstoiri. rnYctinffAMiadJei' iiSeq wen Tested for Sceti I HOuSAHD cas;: Tho cnlmsllrk clcmectJ ;of JifCs whlchliate tween watted bit plrcn lieck.tnd thenatlrntbccomciciipcr tFREATjiijoTrr. One Month, nnco JwolionthB. n.oo Uroo iXoatto V.00J1AS rerRth aad icxiialvlror. Jftilliril rapidly pnlni boCi HARRIS REMEDY CO.. rrroCHEMista JKXJH N, I'cnm St.. fii. I-OTJia 210. RU PTyREp.PERSONC!Wot.n True ijATNBQW RUPTURE "SfclSf SlBi.l, wfe, rellsbl. and n perfect retoiier lit. not a Truss. Morn Day "nu "ialit Jml A? JrJ rtilfi.,r",rn,",.lTf n " lnt of turelcnl I YANT AGENTS TO SELL TTIB RfllSSOURi 1 STEAM Washer t.M.W.V!? ot IS"1 bretr and fnte 1 aence, KuA.'rtiKrJS""'""1 ot "IT Pn. It not th J!jMri-. tbousand r cent.thhe.tVahortn cvMcko oror 1W pf t ta.ceut prohtfrcll Ninutha Family f AMRY COFFEk nOASTtR CO.. St. LOUIS. MO. How Lost, HowEssM! Just publlsbed, a new nlitinn nl Dr. Cl'L VISWKLU'S CKLEBRXTtiU Kssiv, ou tlie ruJ icul cmi of SfKcmtiMtRuoiA or Seinlnnl Wmkuets, Iuyulmitarv Sfinlpnl Losses, l,fuTscT.Men(ulaii(l Physical Incapacity, liiiwJitiii?nts tn Murnagf. vie j ulsn, Con kJuryioN, Uriurtr anil Kits, Imluced bv ttU iniliilgenc, or exuul extriiVBgance,.(o. Toe cilbrated author, In this odmiratls ay, dtaily riiiiDslralrs fmm n thirty crs' tuceessful prociice, that the alarming coiuequeuces of self abuse may bo radically cured,- pointing out a mode nt cure at once fclmple, certain and ell'rclusl, bv means .il bi.h tfvery sUIIVrer, no inotlcr what hit couilitliin may b, may cmo himself cheap ly, privately aod ratUcaty. iufi-Thu Lecture should be in the hands of my youth and every man in the land. Ssut under seal, in a plain envelope. In uy address, pot on rcreipt of four ctnls or two postage tompr. Addreis The COliYUtMKlL J.KlUCAli CO., 41 'Ann St.? New York, X. Y. goat (JIBfe diix.-liO, t mav23 ly I uaullUULr.lllii)! our .STAKtiAnn Uuukb nrtrnritai&. IttuLrs. Hteady wont lor Sprluir and hummer. Address J. 0. Mc Uvudv Co., l'blladclpbla. DROP-1-N-ATTIIE l Carbon Advocate OFFICE FOR I Cheap Printing ! i 42 .7 c TO CONSUMPTIVES. 'Itif o.UirlKcr linvlnif been pennaner.tly cun Ji l imu iinuJ diuse. ou.uiuviimi, by simple rm-dv, U anxioiii to make knuwu t ' 1. 1- cl''.w auH.rera Ihe mean ul cure. To bli fcioilinn- It. be will .end a rupyoftliu licrvri.n ii iFm ), the .in i tli ix lor I'ifl'ir i'tt in lu.Hii u.c . in c w tin Ii lliey hi I hi fl t r- i or.' f r ' uu I'.j i' I'.m mw r, Aotti. Irriniiii-. a. I'nrl.j Vtl Ii It n r. - I I ' vi i 'r i ,i . Ii i-.J. ) v k wit on j.i iua h-iff.. A WAR PICNtfdX Yhilo Longurect was In front ofSV folk, wrltns Ned Buntlinc, pecking nt its with 'right's batteries, instcutt of coming In and "wiping us out," ns ho could have done before wo were rcln forced, a report come In that he was massing a heavy force to the southeast of our Hues, our weakest point of de fense. To learn the true state of things at that point I was sent with a small scouting party by the way pf thcShlnglo company's canal Into Lake Drommoml, to scout from thenco south to tho Dis mal swamp. , Going In skiffs, wo reached a landing on tolerably solid ground, and camped for the night on a llttlo knoll n a dense ' thicket of scrub pine, a half mllo or thereabout from tho point of landing. Of course, I had sentinels well out from ' our bivouan, for we knew from many i sounds that the enemy was not far from us. AH went well through that night, and at dawn wo made coffee and cooked some Tcnlson that I had got from old Duke at the head of the canal as we catno by his placo on tho previous after noon. Tho sentinels wcro called In to breakfast, for there seemed to he uo Immediate danger. Vi'o had just squat- t;d to our coffeo and grist when a sound struck our ears which mado every man In silence spring up and grasp his Sharps carbine. It -was tho heavy tread of men. We had just got our arms in hand when a dozen men In rebel gray, led by a lieutenant over six fctt high and lean as a nail, broke right through tlio bush In front of us. In a second, whllo both parties stocd at a ready, tho lieutenant called out: "Hold on, Yanks I If you 'uns wt n't shoot, we'uns'll hold fire. That coffee smells mighty good wo'uns haven't had nono for a year. We've lots of to bacco, though." He and his men looked so gaunt nnd hungry, nnd so little like enemies just then, that I cried out: 'If you'll stack your arms out theic and trust to us, you shall sharo In grub and coffee, and then be free to go back and light it out If you want to. "Good as sweet corn! Wo'uns aro mighty hungry, youbetl" They at once stacked arms, and wo did the same, and while our cook put more coffee and more stenk on tho fire we sat thcroon tho ground, the blue and the gray, and talked as If we were old friends. Not about tho war or Its causes, but about camp life and other things. And tho way our coffeo went down, with 'hard tack and juicy venison sttak, would have satisfied the proudest land lord that ever bragged of his table. After we had filled up, tho Virginians brought cut their tobacco, and did their share of treating. The lieutenant had a huge canteen of old peach brandy, and that went tho rounds. .After wo had got so friendly I nsktd tho lieutenant how ho came to bo in on tint point. Ho replied: 'I was sent to watch leit you' tins1 came this way in force to take us on the flank. Our main force Is mas:cd in front, where the batteries are ready to go In If you 'una weaken, and the old man (Longstrcct) was afeared you might como through tho swamp and tickle us in the rear. What wcro 'uns doing here?" "Just out on 'a hunt for fresh meat- got this deer last night." "Well, the best of luck to you. You don't feel like lighting now, do you?" "Not If jou boys don't. It wo.uld bt a pity to .spoil the picnic that way." So we all shook hands, traded coffet for tobacco, and separated, at least foi then, as friends. The next day on tho lines we were all throwing lead and iron at each other. TholIarrlaRe Question. A bachelor, .an Englisl man, writes One of the great secrets of a happj married life, next to the choice of i partner, iho most important volutin n-.j opin'on is to begin it ftco from debt' with what furniture you have, be i mucii or little, paid for. out and out Line your nest with your own feathers young man, and then if your wife i. worth her salt you will get along first rate on SCO to 1E0 a year. But tc start in dclt, or, what is the same tiling w th a house furnished on tlio hire sys tern, is to start witha forty-horse powci engine of uuliappinei s in full work. bc'lce that no man ought to think ol nnrrying until he has saved enough u hlro und furnUh,if It be cversohuiiibl) the cottage his wife is to make a home I hold that a man who would nsk a git torn rry him and start In life In debt without even being nble to call theit houiehold goo is their own is no' worthy the name of a man, whilst tip girl who would consent to start house keeping on the odious "hire system" I. not tho sort of a wife for a man wl t must work forhls daily bread.' Althougl unmarried .myself, I have seen so mucl misery caused by this starting In del that I feel bound to tpcak out. I hi lleve that If two young people starting life clear of debt, with health am and strength ou their side, cannot ge on with 120 a year, they would no manage much better on .CSOO a year. Impertinent Inferences. The elephant is a.vcry bad belmvee animal. Ho turns up Ids nose at every thing that Is given him to eat. A young man's head is like a piect of timber Nothing petmanentcan bt made of It while It is full of tap. 1 lie fashion of going abroad dates from the t'mc when (tie chief priest am' the Lc Ite pasted by on the other side. A philosopher says: "Never jrtijgr a person by tho nlze of his shoes." No. It is always safer to judge him by tu size of his cars. A scientific journal says "few fUhei die a natural death." That Is not out fault. Just as many die a natural death as If we didn't go n fishing. "A girl who petmits of no familiar ities by lite gentleman of the house" advertised in Cincinnati for a situation, and she received ftSO answers inside ol two days. "Land on Wall street costs e.0,000, 000 an acre. Ithough that would seem tuo high for farming purposes, yet a good deal of money is made (and lost) on wheat there. A Texas judge lined a man for call in'Iiim a liar while court was In session. Ih-judge, In xlalnln to the uinnM fn -itds. said. "I know that I am a liar, ( bit not while court is in tcultu, gentli TO GSATIFY HIS WIFE. A Good Reason for Happiness. "For tnany rraia 1 had sull'ereit from a complaint which the physicians csll Gravel. 1 had employed some ol the most noted doctors without obtaining any permsnent relief, and for a long time my casa was re garded as hopeless. All who knew the circumstances said I r.nut dio. Finally my wife Induced mo In try k bottlo of Dr. Kennedy's 'Favorite Kemedv,' which the line! rnmetrherc heard of or teen advertised. Without Ihestlchlenl fnilh tn II, but solely to gratify her,I bought h bnltlcnfa druggls't In nur villlngp. I used thai nnd two or three Ixiltlcs more, nnd-'lo make a long stnry abort I am now as healthy a man as there Is In the country. "Since then I have fecommplidel 'Favor ite Remedy' t- others whom I knew to have sullered from Kidney end Liver cjitn. plnlnlf) and I assure tho public that the Favnrile Remedy" lias done itn wo-k with similar completeness In every single instance, nnd I ll list some' other sick and didCoiiMged mnrtaj mav luaroflt snd try the'Fiivnrite Remedv.' ns I did." IJ'asA ino'on Mmroe. CutJtr. A" I", Don't Let a FoolWi PRrjumfirs against popular medicines stand between you and the health of your wife, child or baby. It l alwavs right to ndyerlife n blessing. Dr. Kennedy's "Favoiits Reniedy"iia blessing. It, has saved thourands, and it will yon. if yon are sick from troubles of the Kidney's IJiwols, Liver nnd Wood, spend 0 le I) ilia for this King of Medicines. Jy ll-lm. JUMB Farmers nnd Gardeners uie AltNER'S PHOSPHATES because thoy are a high grndc bono Icrllllier. Thty are vsry notivo' and permanent nnd contnln nil the elements orplnntfood. OUR JUSino Is n fertiliser adapted for Rcncr.il application to all crops and tolls nnd Is sold for 25 per ton. iUffi IffDJKO Is a higher grade and more lasting. It Ii sold for $30 por ton. OUR VICTOR Brand Is n very high grade and prodnoes wonderlul results, price, .V.. Our riiosp'hnlej aro all rrco rrom adultera tion and cheap Ingredients to make bulk ! thoy are very dry and fine which makes them cspclally adapted for drilling. Try them on oats, con, potatoes and vegetahles and be convlnoed. Wrlto for particulars to A. ARNER & SON, Ne.w Mahoning, CAMION COUNTY, PENN'A. apr.lS tin I The uiiderngned has just received car load of ih Allentowp Manufacturing Com pany's justly celebrated I cne of tho very hett fertilizers known to agriculturists, and highly rcccoinmeuded by all who have used it, which he will furuUli at $35 per ton. Ho has ols'i n lower craile manufactured by tho same firm, culled the Lehigh Phosphate, which ho will furnish nt $27 pur ton. It is nut claimed Hint the "Lehigh" is er.ual to the "C implelo Bone Phosphate," but that il will aland tho test with any other low priced fertilizer in I ho market. Also, on hand.no.uaiitilvoflhe e'ehrated 1VIA SCOTIA LAP PLASTER, in sacks. Tins is clni(ucd In be tlio bi-it plaster in tho market, knd farmers should give it a trial. Orders hv mnll'will receive prompt attention. M. IIEILMAN. opr.l8-3m Lehighloii, Ta. Beer Saloon anl Restaurant 1143 Vine St., Philadelphia. Donnis Gilbert, Proprietor. The I'nr Is runrlshed with cholct Clears F'rosh r.nger, and other refreshments. Per sons trotn the Lelilirh Valley vlslllng I'hlla, dclnlila lire respccllully Invited tn give trie a en". . IIKNN18 UlLUERT. .March 'a, lS31-tr. W AUTED n "V"T ' 1 1 r e of vv J- poud mldrcn. to travel AT 0"KTf""FI hroiiuh Carton conn- WAMWXJly v I t 11 VILUAIILK wnntcs rou spkcki, ci.fsis or nraiNKH mks aw MixiiAMCB who understand nnd need them, giving their orders nt sight: profits liberal, enfy and quicks ' an rcler to ueiillctni n i-learlna 25 lo&0 n weik who nr pleated with the work; only lo capita! ro qulredj write for particulars Ifyou mean busl nerp; ulvo auo. trado or previous einpl'y nient nnd relorenees Pnlilscr, I'alllaer & t.'o., VnuJerbllt Ate., New yo ik H Stock Farm, Crosso lie, Wayno Co., Mich. SAVAGE & KAIiNUM, PaoritiErona. IMPORTED Percheron Horses. All stock selected from the get cfslrcs and dams of esuollihed reputation and registered la toe rreaca ana American stud books. , t ISLAND HOME la the Detroit River, ten miles below the City, and 77 ti, . ii iicamDoac, isltors not famllUr with the location may call at city office, .h-?JJ."1 I'ulldlng. andsn cscoit wlU accompany them to the farm. Send for catalogue, free by maU. Address, Savack & Vaxxvu, Detrelt. Mich. Nerve-Life and Vigor Thls cat shows tbe Howard Electric AMD Masnetlc Shield as applied over the Kid ncj and Nervo-vltal centers. Tue only ap- Iillsnco mado that its every part of the body, end tbe only one needed to romtiviLT cvnit KlillleyltlMMtft It lio tl unit tarn, I y ii e p 1 it , the vtortt Lanes of Scinliiul Weak ess, i;xliuu lion, Iinpoteii--)-, and aft' llla euaeMaiidtV'eiitt lienor the L'rllio tienltal Organs OF THE Tateoted .F.ob.2,.lS75, TOUXO SlESj.frora cany Indiscretion, lack ncrvo force tiud full to attain strength. MIDDLE-AGED HEX often lsclcvlgor.'attrlbat. lmj It to tbe progress of years. The MOTHER, WIFE and MAIDro'fferingfrom Feraslc Weakness, Nervous Debility nnd other all menu, w HI find It ttie on)x cure. To one and all we t-ay that tho Shield gives a nst arol aid In n tiatnral way WITHOIT Dltl'UUIXa THE STOMACH. IViirrnuted (Inn Vcnr, uml tlio bet npiillutii-t. niuitc. Illastratol Pamphlet, THREE TVrES OF MEN, alM I'ainpliUl for loidira mdy, utit on receipt of (w,caled; unsealed, FREE. American Galvanic Co., OFFICES: 1 103 tlirolniit St., Plllla. i 1 FARMERS' COLUMN. Millet or Hnngarian Grass. Tlicro are few farms whero thcro is not mora or less land that cannot bo or is not occupied with tho ordinary crops, such as corn, corn fodder, potatoes, oats, barloy, wheat, peas, or beans. It is too lato to plow early enough in tho season for theso crops, or it may bo that tho land was planted to corn, or potatoes, or beans, nnd tho fro?t destroyed them. After tho first of July, the only crops that can be sown to advantage arc winter wheat, or winter rye, for next year; and for n crop this year, turnips nnd millet or Hungarian grass. There Is not much difference between millet and Hungarian graw. Sow whlchovcr is most convenient. Perhaps tho Hungar ian grass makes tho better fodder. Any good land that can bo brought into a fine, mellow condition, with moisture enough to gcrminato'tho seed, will prtf- duco millet or Hungarian grass. On dry upland It Is not always easy, during dry, hot weather, to secure the desired tilth. It requires a free uso of the harrow nnd roller, first one and then tho other, to rcduco the hard clods. A good roller Is especially needed. You connot roll dry land too much. On moist, mucky, or alluvial soil, It is an easy matter at this season to put In a crop of millet or Hungarian grass. If the land is not to rough, or too heavily covered with grass or weeds, a gang- plow that, with three horses, will turn over four or five acres a day, five or six Inches deep, is as good as an ordinary plow and much more expeditious. Then harrow until the ground is smooth and mellow, and sow from three pecks to one bushel of seed per acre, broadcast, and go over it with a light harrow and finish with.a roller, and the work Is done. Tito, earlier the seed can be sown after the first of July, the better; but a fair crop can bo grown if not sown until the first of August. For fodder or hay, cut before the seed gets out of tho milk, and as mu:h earlier as you like. If the crop is very heavy, and likely to lodge, cut as soon as the plants arc in blossom, Wo have cut It with a mowing machine, and cured it as wo do ordinary grass; nnd wo sometimes cut it with a reaper that throws tho crop Into bunches. In tho latter casc,the horses do not trample tho grass into the looso soil. The bunclies are turnsd when ncccssr.ry,and afterwards thrown In good-sized and compactly made cocks which will shed tb: rain. I, can remain in these cocks for several days, or until thcro is a prospect of settled weather. The crop will reply all the labor of sowing and cu 'lug it. In act, few crops in picpor- tion to the time and labor require J' will pay better. Horses, cows and Sheep cat It greedily, cither in tho green, half cured or cured state. It is a good crop to sow. j-lm. ryi-fcuHursf. A Lawyer's Opinion of Interest to all. J. A. Tawney,Esn.,aleadingattornoy of Winona, Minn., writes; "After using it for raoro than three years, 1 taico pleasure in stating mat l regard Ur. ivlnc s New Discovery for Con sumption, ns the best remedy in the world for Coughs and Colds. It has never tatted to cure tlio most severe colds I have had, and invariably relieves sue pain in tno cnest. Trial bottles of this sure euro for all Throat and Lung Diseases may by had Free at T. D. Tliomis drug store. Large Emigration to tbe South. There aro no finer opportunities to be found in the whole country for farmers and mechanics of all k'nds to secure ileasanl and profitable homes than In tho Southern States. A traveller pass- ng through Virginia, North Carolina, tnd Georgia especially, will bo surprised o find himself in a country which differs b it little as regards the toll and its cultivation, from tbo best parts, of Southern Pennsylvania or parts, of Ohio' mil New York. The chief differences are tiie sparsencss of homesteads, the ibjcnco of herds, and the presence of "otton fields. Improvements are appar ent on every hand. The presence of new-comers Is e ;liibitcd in new houses .lid barns, in the herds of beef cattlo een here and there, and in the broad, uxuriant fields of clover. But the Ira- irovcmont, as yet, is but a drop in the meket, as compared with the room that enulns for tho profitable enterprise .of jrmers, fruit growers, dairymen, stock reeJers. and sheep growers; together itli all sorts of workers in wood, voolcn manufacturers, tanners and ither mechanics. One of tlio most harmIng.r.ealotis, is tlio broad moun- tin country of the liluc llidge, which ins from West Virginia down to the .orthern.covst of Alabama. There Is 10 more pleasant, healthful, and fertile oi-allty In our btoa.1 land than this. -.It the largest timber reserve now exist us in tlio United States, covering welvo thousand square miles, of which .eventy-lit e per cent consists of forests if the most valuable kinds of timber. i'lio water Is soft and pure, and nbund int. The region-has an atcrago clcva- lon ot two thousand five hundtcd feet. mil an evenly mild climate, so that attic and.slieep can food out nearly the vltole year. Grasses grow -luxuriantly, .md It ii well adapted for dairying. Moreover, its varied-scenery and salub rious climate render It a most desirable home. Henry Stkw'aht- in Am. AyrlcidturUl. A Hotel Man's Diccv;ryr S.vn I'RAN'cfsco.Cal. Mr. George ni Arnold, proprietor of tliQ Occidental lute!, says that as the air is purer as we isccnJ, a man should not object to being isslgiH'J tcta room on tho uppermost lopr; that-lie shouldn't mind taking a room-attic, as it were, in view ct (he tact that St. Jacobs Oil so promnllv .-tires the rheumatic. He states that. throughout C alifornia' it is regarded at tlio great pain-cure of the age..' . - Tlio average, consumption of" tggs" in the Unitod States is estimated at 40, 000,000 daily,. There arc good and rieh milkers in all breeds of cows except tho pump handle breed. -Good steers aro il per cwt. higher In New York city cattle markets tiian a year ago. , MISCELLANEOUS. Somo elderly maidens about town don't like us because wo occasionally call them old maids. That's no sign wo don't like them. Why, our own wlfo would be an old maid If sho wcrcn' t married. Ex. "Will the coming women talk?" Inquires Estclla. Will tlio coming duck swim? Piles I Piles II Files!! I Sure cure for blind, bleeding and itching piles. One box has curctl tho worst case of 20 years standing. No one need suffer five minutes after using William's Indian rile Ointment. It ab sorbs tumors, allays itching of the pri vate parts, nothing else. Sold by drug gists nnd mailed on receipt of price, SI. William's Mfg. Co., I'ron's., Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas' drug store. There have been many funny things said about Dr. alary Walker, but the man Is yet unborn who would insinuate that she would look well wheeling a baby carriage. A maid la n young lady who Is singlo and who will bo won if sho marries. To Young Ladies. If your life is mado a burden owing to blackheads, pimples and othcrcruptlons on (ho face marring your beauty and causing so much chagrin, it is no longer necessary to endure it. Dr. Flagg's .Family Ointment will certainly remove all such blemishes and leave your skin soft, smooth and beautiful. Sold by all druggists and mailed on receipt of price, 20c. Williams Mfg. Co., Prop's., Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas' drug store. It is said limecrgcr cheese is now adulterated. That man will -next gild the lily and adorn the rose. A Brooklyn lawyer gave as a reason for not going to Europe this Summer that a rich client of his had just died, and ho was afraid tho heir would get all tho property. Only Fractions of Lives. How many persons live only a fraction of average human life because they neg lect to tako tho commonest precautions against sickness. It is disease in its maturity that kills, and maturity Implies f;rowth. A slight indisposition is nsual y slighted. Titcy who avail themselves of Hostettcr's Stomach Bitters know It to be ellicacious In chronic cases of dis ease, but the process of cure is a far easier one If it is used in early stages of dyspepsia, malarial disease, rheumatism, constipation and liver derangement. Let those who would avoid the peril which even the most potent remedies cannot avert, steer clearof tho rock upon which so many constitutions split an under-appreciation of tho danger of neglect. It will not do to omit care and a recourse to medicine when health Is affected. If debilitated, or nervous, or dyspeptic tako it for granted you are in want of a remedy, use the Bitters. June 20, 'S5-ly. Very few people like to tlo good by stealth, although there is considerable stealing going on. A friend of ours has a painful affec tion of the eyes, caused by trying to rend "by the light of other days." Never Give Up. Ifyou arc suffering with low and depressed splrits,loss of appetitc,gencral llohllltv. (llftnwlnrnfl ldnnd u-ii-ib- i.m,.ll. tution, headache, or any disease of a oiuous nature, Dy an means procure a bottle of Electric Bitters. You will bo surprised to see tho rapid improvement Hint will fnllnw vnil will hn tncnliA(l with anew life; strength and activity win return; pain ana misery win cease, and henceforth you will rejoice in the praise of Electric Bitters. Sold at fifty cents a bottle at T. D. Tiiomas' Drug Store. A tramp thinks the nlr a humbug. You can't live without it, nnd yet you can starve to death on it, if you have nothing else. Tlio rocstcr has the most cg-otlsm, "It fairly wearies mo to think of tho multitude of things advertised to cure dis ease," you say. No wonder. But in the mountains of chaff there aro grains of golden wheat. We may find it diffi cult to induce you to test the merits of ur. ienneay s f avorite Hcmcuy, but, when you have, done so, our work is ended. Afterwards you and this medi cine will bo fast friends. Favorite Bemedy would have died out long a;o except for Its real usefulness. But it 'is good ana docs good. "I am a belle ringer now," re marked a Bedford avenue young man as he put an cngagem:nt-rlng on tho finger of his dulcinea. An egg that gives birth to a rooster cannot properly bo called a hen's egg. A matter of cores ayples. Almost every person lias somo form of scrofulous poison latent in Ids veins. When this develops in scrofulous sores, ulcers, or eruptions, or taKes tho form of rheumatism, or organic diseases, tho sufferlnK that ensues is terrible bevond inscription. Hence the rjratltudo of uioso wno Discover, as thousands tlo yearly, that Ayer's Sarsaparilla will thoroughly eradicate this evil from tlio system. An exchange says there is a con siderable amount of bad coin afloat. Coin that can float must be of exceed ingly light weight. A morally conducted family should have an upright piano. "For economy and comfort we uso Hood's Sarsaparilla." writes an Intelli gent Buffalo, N. Y lady. 100 doses one dollar. Waves of trouble roll from the owc- shun of debt. Most of Persia Is Tcry rugged,henco the Persian rug. An Indianapolis man advertises to put down wells at bottym prices. Adolf Lnlloz. carriaee manufacturer. 110 Carroll Street, Buffalo, N, Y., states: 'l was troubled wltn nausea of tlio stomach, sick! headache and general de bility. Burdock; Blood Bitters cured Is corn-popping an agricultural re port. -It Is said that lore-sickness checks the growth of young people. We don't bellcvo it. They increase in sighs all the time. Liver complaint is declared by many old sufferers, after veara of. medical ex- perimcnt, to be incurable, and yet Vino-1 gar Hitters lias atiecteu imiumeramc permanent nnd perfect cures of chronic I cases. Invalids, do not suffer longer, , 1.... ...l.n.A n l.t.l., l,a TIU.ami n..l ' UUI I'lliWItlU t. UUIIIV U ...U ..U Judge for yourselves. A bird's-eye view in a hen-yard, is only a fowl prospect. A Brooklyn man got a divorce from his wife some time ago, and now he has married his mother-in-law. Tills looks as though the prophecy about the lion and the lamb had grazed the target. Corkscrew Soils Only $22. H. H. PETERS, THE H'AIBjOBS, Announces tn iila customers and tbo clllsens generally that he is "ON DKCK" with ono or tho Largest aud most Fashionable Slocus of Spring & Summer Styles of FOllElONd- DOMESTIC insnufactured CLOTHS, CASS I ME RES AND SUITINGS, ever before shown tn Ibis section, and nt nrieea. l. thai defy competition. Nno empioyeii, nence tne jiesi anlccd In eyery roeo. Also, on OF GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS of newest styles, including Collars, Cuffs, Neck-Ties, Hose, Etc., &c- Bo sure you call and examine goods ond prices before going clsewhore H. H. PETERS, The Tailor, POST-OFFICE BUILDING, Bank Street, - - - Lehighton, Penn'a. April 18, 1885-ly ' ' Ratcliff & Chubb, BAKERS and CONFECTIONERS, AND DEALERS IN ICE CREAM, PEANUTS, &C. FRESH BR HAD & BISCUITS every day. Delivered in town on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. RIE M C. M. SWEENY & SON Respectfully announce to their host of friends that they have removed into their New Store Building nearly oppo site their Old Stand, and that they are now opening up one of the LARGEST and BEST SELECTED STOCKS OF amj) Dei CJ-ms9 Groceries, Provisions, Queensware, CARPETS & OIL CLOTHS, over brought to this borough. Our prices are as LOW as tlio LOWEST. Call and see us, we guarantee satisfaction. Remember, the NEW STORE, opposite the foot of Iron Street. C. M. SWEENY & SON. WEISSPORT, - PA., For PURE Z)RUGS and MEDICINES, FANCY and TOILET ARTICLES, Choice Wines and Liquors for Medicinal I'm pose", Choice Brands of Cigars and Toboccos) Stationery, Wall Paper and Borders, &c, &c, nt LOWEST I'KIOKS. I'll ISC RIP I ION Scare fully compounded. IlayorNlnht t, msuiiuK cwiiwivu uim fuuBiucwuu Kiiuruuitjuu in nun und luilliiy 01 (JOiMlS Sold W. F. BIBRT. Comer Wliite 11, 18&5 ly, April I ONE ."DOLLAR PER YEAR ! WHO 18 UUACQUAIHT i'D WITH THE SEE Ur EKAIVIIWIKC CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND &m- rgjftj $ I? ri r1 l yorconfm TahWjfea Winn - Sr ft& 1 f s Dv rovnn of lti central position and closo relation to oil princlpel linos EnEt End Vo3l. nt lnlt'ul nnd terminal points, constitute.! tto most Important raid-con tl nontalllnli tn that oystom of throuj'i transportation which Invites nnd faclll mtoatr.wcland tranio botwoan cltioa of tho Atlantic nnd Peciflo Coitta. It ia nmo tuo mvuriLu uuu ucsi. ruuij ivj i iiu irom points uxoc, PiortucaGb nnel Bouttioast, nnd corrospondin j points W est, Northwest end Southwest. Tho Rooli Island syotim includes in It moin lino nnd brrnchos, Chicago, Jollot. Ottawa, La tdalle, 1'oorii, Goneaoo, Molino end Rock Iplnnd. in Illinois D.ivonpsrt, Muooattna, Woohlngrton, iiioonyi ioot e-ucy, libs 11011133, itiuinnoin, vvintcreec. Atlantic, linoxvuio, Audubon, Harlan, Guthrlo Contro nnd Council Dluffe, in Iowa; Gallatin, Trent in, Camaron and Kansas City, in Missouri j Leavenworth and Atchlcon, in IC insist Alt)3rt Loo, Minneapolis end St. Paul, In Minnesota; Watcrtown In Dakota, and hundrods or lntzrmodlats cities, towxe, villages and otatiens. THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE QuarantO'D lt3 patrons that oenoo of personal security afforded by n solid. thorouThlv b'lUdtod roid-bod; smooth tracks or continuous steel rail; sub Dtintiallv built culverts and ori-Jitos: rolling ctcclt as near porfocticn as human olzlll can tnalto It; tho safoty appliances of potent buffers, platforms and air-bratces; and that oxaotlnj diaclpllno which oroverDJ tho practical operation of all Its trains. Other specialties of this routo aro Transfers at nil connecting points In Union Depots, asd tho unourpaiocd comforts and 'uxurlos of "to P.iesentrer Eeiulpmont, Tho Fast Express Trains between Chicago end tho Missouri River aro com posod of woll ventilated, flnoly upholstered Day Coaches. MofrnlOcont Pullman Palaco Sleoporo of tho latest -losigm, and sumptuous Dlnlntr Cars. In which olaboratoly cookod meals aru lelsurolv oaten, "Rood DlRestlon waiting on Appotlto, and Hoalth on both." , Betwoon (Chicago and Kansas City and Atchison, aro also run tho ColobrAted Rocllnlna- Chair Cars. THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Is tho direct and favorlto lino botwoen Chicago and Minneapolis and Et. Paul, whoro connections aro m-ulH In TTnlon nnnntjt fni nil nninrn in f ,i TrrrimH,,,! and Drttlstj Provlncos. Over this route, fitlll rnorhfir niRRflT I.tNFV Vin. RnilM nn.stOr.-il InnrlR nf botwoen Ho wport Nowb. Richmond. Cincinnati. Indiana polio, rnd Lnlayctto and Council Blnfirs. Kansas City, MlnnoapoUs and St. Paul and lntormodlato points. For detailed Information see Mape and Folders, obtainable as well ns Tickets, at all principal Tickot Offlceo In tho Unitod States and Canada; or by addressing 1 R. R. CABLE, E, ST. JOHN. President and General Manager, Chicago. Get your JOB WORK at this Office. I hut the best of workmen are worKmanshlp and Fit l nii.r. hand a lull and Fashionable line VIAIL Hi M Bridge Slreeis, Weissport. Fa. $1. SUBSCRIBE POR IT ! CEOCRAPHV OF THIS COUNTRY, WILL THIS 1YTAP. THAT THE & PACIFIC RAILWAY Fairfield, Ottumwa. OEkalcoea Wost Fast Express Trains nro run to tho localities, ana minting cna nsn tho meet deelrablo routo to tlio Infprlnr Mnlrotn - l nnrl IfaribnUnn lina linan ftnn,l General Ticket and Passenger Arjcnt, Chicago. ! REMOVAL! Dr. C. T. Horn, Respoctfally announces to his cmtomers ant. the people generally thathe has removed hit DUUO STORE rrom I.enekel's Uulldfag to his new store room opposite the Publle Square Bank Street, Lehicjhton, Pa., where he will be nlfl&aivil to r.Mlv M.n,r. I nnd the public, anil supply them with Pure Drugs & Medicines, Fancy and Toilet Articles, Lamps and Lamp Fixtures, Stationery & Choice Cigars. together with a fine line of latest designs la Wall Paper AND DecorationS, ,at Lowest Prices. Persons ean also obtain Kyo-(l lasses and Spectacles, properly ad. lusted to their sight at reasonable prices. Prescriptions compounded with ear day or night. Hettember, THE CENTRAL DRUG Store, Feb. V..J1 D. O. T. HORN. LAND Claim a pel!ty. M WAR It A VTM A Itli I 1 f It M s. lit iitfrcnv it dciiiiiti.. E.S and nil blnHst nt r.A Nil cmui uh i . nl suld. r,jire Stock, and Hlxlieit Prftet paid. Io you vnnt to pell or buy? If write to A. A. THOMAS, Attorney at Law, WaihlnstloD, D. O. lan.ft.tfe. Central Carriage Works Bank St., Lelilglitoii, P., Are prepared to Manafactnr Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs, Spring "Wagon, &c, or eyory description, la the most sabslantls maaaer, ana at lowest Cash Prices Repairing- Promptly Attended to TREXLER & KREIDLER, April i, 1883 yl rroprlsters. WM. DUFFY & SON. of East Mauch Chunk, are prepared to do all kinds of Plaster-ins & Ornamental Wort, at shortest notice. Orders hr msll will r ceiva prompt attention. Terms moderate or gonilwork. seclttf Subscribe For It! $1.00 PER YEAR. Contains more LOCAL NEWS than any other paper in Carbon county. "jOR WORK!! We have a mora thoroughly equipped Jobbing Department than any other office fn the county. Our prices are suited to the times. If. you need anything call on us. We can please you in Plain or Fancy Work. To Advertisers! The Advocate cir culates in every town in t arbon county and also in adioininc coun ties, therefore it will pay advertisers to ad vertise with us. "We will furnish you with rates on application. OFFICE ON Banlway.Leliliton Pa MANHOOD Restored. A irenlleman harlnr Inneeeatlr contracted the liablt of self abuse In his outn. and In consequence souered alt the herrors of Sexual Incapacity. Lost Man hood, I'byslcal Hesiy, (leneral Prostration, etc., will, out of sympathy for his follow sufferers, malt Ireo the recipe by which he waa Anally rureil. Address IneonfUenee J W. PINK BY, 43 OedarSL, New York, dee.niy M.nnre money thin at anything els, by taklnit an arreney for tbe best lelllnr book nut. Ilva-lnners snoee,d irranff. ly. None tall. Terms free. Hallutt Hook Oo., Portland. Maine. U.oN-ly No Patf nt No Pay. PATENTS obtained for Inrentors la the United States Oanada and Europe, at reduced rates. With our principal office located la Washlnrten, dlreetly opposite the United States Patent Office, we are able to attend to all patent business with greattr promptness and de patch and at lets cost than other patent at tornsTS who are at a distance from Wash Idkioo, and who base, therefore, to employ 'asieclste attorneys." We make preliminary examinations anil furnish onlntona in n. tentabllliy, free orchards, and all who are Interested in new Inrsntions and patents are iiitiicu mi ku'i iir copy 01 our -iiuioe Tor oblalnlnic Patents," which Is sent free to any address, ami contains complete Instruc tions how 10 obtain patents and other ralnn We matter. We refer to the (lernno.Am.r. lean National Hank Washington, II, (J.ilne Koyal Swedish, Norweu-irn and Danish Lk Hons, at Waihln,tont Ilon. Jos, t'assy, late tlhiel Justice V. H tlourt of Claims; to the (Itnelals of the It S Patent Oal.e, and to Senators and Members of Uooxress from erery State. Addressi WJI'IS BAatJEItk CO., So llcltors of Patenls and AttorneysstLaw Le-. PreUBnJUiBg WaIUsoiojt, y. o,
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