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TaDyspeptics.
Th most common stfftis of Dyspepsia, or
Indigestion, nro mi oppression nt tlio
ttomMU, nausea, flatulency, water-brash,
heart-bum, vomiting, loss of appetite, and
constipation. Dyspeptic patient suffer un
told, miseries, bodily unit mental. TUey
should stimulate tho digestion, anil securo
tegular dally action of tlio bowels, by tlio
dm of moJorato doses of
Ayer's Fills.
.After .the bowels uo rcgnlitol, one ct theso
Pills, tilccn cac-li flay after dinner, Is usually
all that Is'recjulrdu to complete tbo cure."
Aral's Pills nro sugar-coated nnd purely
Tejetablo aplcnsAct, entirely safe, and ro
lllbl raedlelnctor tlio euro of all disorders
of tbo eiomoch .and bowels. Tlicy ro
the best of all purgatives for family uss.
mEPAUED ST
Dr.J.C.Aycr&Co., Lowell, Mass.
" T Bold by nil Druggist.
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Inclination to exertion of body orralnd.
Irritability oficmpcT, I,ow spirits, iritis
afcellnsof hnrlnsncclcctcd somo doty,
Weariness, Dizziness, Flattering; nt tbo
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fltial drenuis, HIelily colored Urine, and
CONSTIPATION.
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crs' tuceessful prociice, that the alarming
coiuequeuces of self abuse may bo radically
cured,- pointing out a mode nt cure at once
fclmple, certain and ell'rclusl, bv means .il
bi.h tfvery sUIIVrer, no inotlcr what hit
couilitliin may b, may cmo himself cheap
ly, privately aod ratUcaty.
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TO CONSUMPTIVES.
'Itif o.UirlKcr linvlnif been pennaner.tly
cun Ji l imu iinuJ diuse. ou.uiuviimi, by
simple rm-dv, U anxioiii to make knuwu
t ' 1. 1- cl''.w auH.rera Ihe mean ul cure. To
bli fcioilinn- It. be will .end a rupyoftliu
licrvri.n ii iFm ), the .in i tli ix lor
I'ifl'ir i'tt in lu.Hii u.c . in c w tin Ii lliey
hi I hi fl t r- i or.' f r ' uu I'.j i' I'.m
mw r, Aotti. Irriniiii-. a. I'nrl.j
Vtl Ii It n r. - I I ' vi i 'r i ,i . Ii i-.J.
) v k wit on j.i iua h-iff..
A WAR PICNtfdX
Yhilo Longurect was In front ofSV
folk, wrltns Ned Buntlinc, pecking nt
its with 'right's batteries, instcutt of
coming In and "wiping us out," ns ho
could have done before wo were rcln
forced, a report come In that he was
massing a heavy force to the southeast
of our Hues, our weakest point of de
fense. To learn the true state of things
at that point I was sent with a small
scouting party by the way pf thcShlnglo
company's canal Into Lake Drommoml,
to scout from thenco south to tho Dis
mal swamp. ,
Going In skiffs, wo reached a landing
on tolerably solid ground, and camped
for the night on a llttlo knoll n a dense
' thicket of scrub pine, a half mllo or
thereabout from tho point of landing.
Of course, I had sentinels well out from
' our bivouan, for we knew from many
i sounds that the enemy was not far from
us. AH went well through that night,
and at dawn wo made coffee and cooked
some Tcnlson that I had got from old
Duke at the head of the canal as we
catno by his placo on tho previous after
noon. Tho sentinels wcro called In to
breakfast, for there seemed to he uo
Immediate danger. Vi'o had just squat-
t;d to our coffeo and grist when a sound
struck our ears which mado every man
In silence spring up and grasp his
Sharps carbine. It -was tho heavy
tread of men. We had just got our
arms in hand when a dozen men In rebel
gray, led by a lieutenant over six fctt
high and lean as a nail, broke right
through tlio bush In front of us.
In a second, whllo both parties stocd
at a ready, tho lieutenant called out:
"Hold on, Yanks I If you 'uns wt n't
shoot, we'uns'll hold fire. That coffee
smells mighty good wo'uns haven't
had nono for a year. We've lots of to
bacco, though."
He and his men looked so gaunt nnd
hungry, nnd so little like enemies just
then, that I cried out:
'If you'll stack your arms out theic
and trust to us, you shall sharo In grub
and coffee, and then be free to go back
and light it out If you want to.
"Good as sweet corn! Wo'uns aro
mighty hungry, youbetl"
They at once stacked arms, and wo
did the same, and while our cook put
more coffee and more stenk on tho fire
we sat thcroon tho ground, the blue
and the gray, and talked as If we were
old friends. Not about tho war or Its
causes, but about camp life and other
things.
And tho way our coffeo went down,
with 'hard tack and juicy venison sttak,
would have satisfied the proudest land
lord that ever bragged of his table.
After we had filled up, tho Virginians
brought cut their tobacco, and did their
share of treating. The lieutenant had
a huge canteen of old peach brandy,
and that went tho rounds.
.After wo had got so friendly I nsktd
tho lieutenant how ho came to bo in on
tint point. Ho replied:
'I was sent to watch leit you' tins1
came this way in force to take us on
the flank. Our main force Is mas:cd
in front, where the batteries are ready
to go In If you 'una weaken, and the
old man (Longstrcct) was afeared you
might como through tho swamp and
tickle us in the rear. What wcro 'uns
doing here?"
"Just out on 'a hunt for fresh meat-
got this deer last night."
"Well, the best of luck to you. You
don't feel like lighting now, do you?"
"Not If jou boys don't. It wo.uld bt
a pity to .spoil the picnic that way."
So we all shook hands, traded coffet
for tobacco, and separated, at least foi
then, as friends.
The next day on tho lines we were all
throwing lead and iron at each other.
TholIarrlaRe Question.
A bachelor, .an Englisl man, writes
One of the great secrets of a happj
married life, next to the choice of i
partner, iho most important volutin n-.j
opin'on is to begin it ftco from debt'
with what furniture you have, be i
mucii or little, paid for. out and out
Line your nest with your own feathers
young man, and then if your wife i.
worth her salt you will get along first
rate on SCO to 1E0 a year. But tc
start in dclt, or, what is the same tiling
w th a house furnished on tlio hire sys
tern, is to start witha forty-horse powci
engine of uuliappinei s in full work.
bc'lce that no man ought to think ol
nnrrying until he has saved enough u
hlro und furnUh,if It be cversohuiiibl)
the cottage his wife is to make a home
I hold that a man who would nsk a git
torn rry him and start In life In debt
without even being nble to call theit
houiehold goo is their own is no'
worthy the name of a man, whilst tip
girl who would consent to start house
keeping on the odious "hire system" I.
not tho sort of a wife for a man wl t
must work forhls daily bread.' Althougl
unmarried .myself, I have seen so mucl
misery caused by this starting In del
that I feel bound to tpcak out. I hi
lleve that If two young people starting
life clear of debt, with health am
and strength ou their side, cannot ge
on with 120 a year, they would no
manage much better on .CSOO a year.
Impertinent Inferences.
The elephant is a.vcry bad belmvee
animal. Ho turns up Ids nose at every
thing that Is given him to eat.
A young man's head is like a piect
of timber Nothing petmanentcan bt
made of It while It is full of tap.
1 lie fashion of going abroad dates
from the t'mc when (tie chief priest am'
the Lc Ite pasted by on the other side.
A philosopher says: "Never jrtijgr
a person by tho nlze of his shoes." No.
It is always safer to judge him by tu
size of his cars.
A scientific journal says "few fUhei
die a natural death." That Is not out
fault. Just as many die a natural death
as If we didn't go n fishing.
"A girl who petmits of no familiar
ities by lite gentleman of the house"
advertised in Cincinnati for a situation,
and she received ftSO answers inside ol
two days.
"Land on Wall street costs e.0,000,
000 an acre. Ithough that would seem
tuo high for farming purposes, yet a good
deal of money is made (and lost) on
wheat there.
A Texas judge lined a man for call
in'Iiim a liar while court was In session.
Ih-judge, In xlalnln to the uinnM
fn -itds. said. "I know that I am a liar, (
bit not while court is in tcultu, gentli
TO GSATIFY HIS WIFE.
A Good Reason for Happiness.
"For tnany rraia 1 had sull'ereit from a
complaint which the physicians csll Gravel.
1 had employed some ol the most noted
doctors without obtaining any permsnent
relief, and for a long time my casa was re
garded as hopeless. All who knew the
circumstances said I r.nut dio. Finally my
wife Induced mo In try k bottlo of Dr.
Kennedy's 'Favorite Kemedv,' which the
line! rnmetrherc heard of or teen advertised.
Without Ihestlchlenl fnilh tn II, but solely
to gratify her,I bought h bnltlcnfa druggls't
In nur villlngp. I used thai nnd two or
three Ixiltlcs more, nnd-'lo make a long
stnry abort I am now as healthy a man as
there Is In the country.
"Since then I have fecommplidel 'Favor
ite Remedy' t- others whom I knew to
have sullered from Kidney end Liver cjitn.
plnlnlf) and I assure tho public that the
Favnrile Remedy" lias done itn wo-k with
similar completeness In every single
instance, nnd I ll list some' other sick and
didCoiiMged mnrtaj mav luaroflt snd try
the'Fiivnrite Remedv.' ns I did." IJ'asA
ino'on Mmroe. CutJtr. A" I",
Don't Let a FoolWi PRrjumfirs against
popular medicines stand between you and
the health of your wife, child or baby. It
l alwavs right to ndyerlife n blessing. Dr.
Kennedy's "Favoiits Reniedy"iia blessing.
It, has saved thourands, and it will yon.
if yon are sick from troubles of the Kidney's
IJiwols, Liver nnd Wood, spend 0 le I) ilia
for this King of Medicines. Jy ll-lm.
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A. ARNER & SON,
Ne.w Mahoning,
CAMION COUNTY, PENN'A.
apr.lS tin
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The uiiderngned has just received car
load of ih Allentowp Manufacturing Com
pany's justly celebrated
I
cne of tho very hett fertilizers known to
agriculturists, and highly rcccoinmeuded
by all who have used it, which he will
furuUli at $35 per ton.
Ho has ols'i n lower craile manufactured
by tho same firm, culled the
Lehigh Phosphate,
which ho will furnish nt $27 pur ton. It is
nut claimed Hint the "Lehigh" is er.ual to
the "C implelo Bone Phosphate," but that il
will aland tho test with any other low
priced fertilizer in I ho market.
Also, on hand.no.uaiitilvoflhe e'ehrated
1VIA SCOTIA LAP PLASTER,
in sacks. Tins is clni(ucd In be tlio bi-it
plaster in tho market, knd farmers should
give it a trial. Orders hv mnll'will receive
prompt attention. M. IIEILMAN.
opr.l8-3m Lehighloii, Ta.
Beer Saloon anl Restaurant
1143 Vine St., Philadelphia.
Donnis Gilbert, Proprietor.
The I'nr Is runrlshed with cholct Clears
F'rosh r.nger, and other refreshments. Per
sons trotn the Lelilirh Valley vlslllng I'hlla,
dclnlila lire respccllully Invited tn give trie a
en". . IIKNN18 UlLUERT.
.March 'a, lS31-tr.
W AUTED n "V"T ' 1 1 r e of
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its every part of
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FARMERS' COLUMN.
Millet or Hnngarian Grass.
Tlicro are few farms whero thcro is
not mora or less land that cannot bo or
is not occupied with tho ordinary crops,
such as corn, corn fodder, potatoes, oats,
barloy, wheat, peas, or beans. It is too
lato to plow early enough in tho season
for theso crops, or it may bo that tho
land was planted to corn, or potatoes, or
beans, nnd tho fro?t destroyed them.
After tho first of July, the only crops
that can be sown to advantage arc
winter wheat, or winter rye, for next
year; and for n crop this year, turnips
nnd millet or Hungarian grass. There
Is not much difference between millet
and Hungarian graw. Sow whlchovcr is
most convenient. Perhaps tho Hungar
ian grass makes tho better fodder. Any
good land that can bo brought into a
fine, mellow condition, with moisture
enough to gcrminato'tho seed, will prtf-
duco millet or Hungarian grass. On
dry upland It Is not always easy, during
dry, hot weather, to secure the desired
tilth. It requires a free uso of the
harrow nnd roller, first one and then
tho other, to rcduco the hard clods. A
good roller Is especially needed. You
connot roll dry land too much. On
moist, mucky, or alluvial soil, It is an
easy matter at this season to put In a
crop of millet or Hungarian grass. If
the land is not to rough, or too heavily
covered with grass or weeds, a gang-
plow that, with three horses, will turn
over four or five acres a day, five or six
Inches deep, is as good as an ordinary
plow and much more expeditious. Then
harrow until the ground is smooth and
mellow, and sow from three pecks to
one bushel of seed per acre, broadcast,
and go over it with a light harrow and
finish with.a roller, and the work Is
done. Tito, earlier the seed can be sown
after the first of July, the better; but a
fair crop can bo grown if not sown until
the first of August. For fodder or hay,
cut before the seed gets out of tho milk,
and as mu:h earlier as you like. If the
crop is very heavy, and likely to lodge,
cut as soon as the plants arc in blossom,
Wo have cut It with a mowing machine,
and cured it as wo do ordinary grass;
nnd wo sometimes cut it with a reaper
that throws tho crop Into bunches. In
tho latter casc,the horses do not trample
tho grass into the looso soil. The
bunclies are turnsd when ncccssr.ry,and
afterwards thrown In good-sized and
compactly made cocks which will shed
tb: rain. I, can remain in these cocks
for several days, or until thcro is a
prospect of settled weather. The crop
will reply all the labor of sowing and
cu 'lug it. In act, few crops in picpor-
tion to the time and labor require J' will
pay better. Horses, cows and Sheep cat
It greedily, cither in tho green, half
cured or cured state. It is a good crop
to sow. j-lm. ryi-fcuHursf.
A Lawyer's Opinion of Interest to all.
J. A. Tawney,Esn.,aleadingattornoy
of Winona, Minn., writes; "After
using it for raoro than three years, 1
taico pleasure in stating mat l regard
Ur. ivlnc s New Discovery for Con
sumption, ns the best remedy in the
world for Coughs and Colds. It has
never tatted to cure tlio most severe
colds I have had, and invariably relieves
sue pain in tno cnest.
Trial bottles of this sure euro for all
Throat and Lung Diseases may by had
Free at T. D. Tliomis drug store. Large
Emigration to tbe South.
There aro no finer opportunities to be
found in the whole country for farmers
and mechanics of all k'nds to secure
ileasanl and profitable homes than In
tho Southern States. A traveller pass-
ng through Virginia, North Carolina,
tnd Georgia especially, will bo surprised
o find himself in a country which differs
b it little as regards the toll and its
cultivation, from tbo best parts, of
Southern Pennsylvania or parts, of Ohio'
mil New York. The chief differences
are tiie sparsencss of homesteads, the
ibjcnco of herds, and the presence of
"otton fields. Improvements are appar
ent on every hand. The presence of
new-comers Is e ;liibitcd in new houses
.lid barns, in the herds of beef cattlo
een here and there, and in the broad,
uxuriant fields of clover. But the Ira-
irovcmont, as yet, is but a drop in the
meket, as compared with the room that
enulns for tho profitable enterprise .of
jrmers, fruit growers, dairymen, stock
reeJers. and sheep growers; together
itli all sorts of workers in wood,
voolcn manufacturers, tanners and
ither mechanics. One of tlio most
harmIng.r.ealotis, is tlio broad moun-
tin country of the liluc llidge, which
ins from West Virginia down to the
.orthern.covst of Alabama. There Is
10 more pleasant, healthful, and fertile
oi-allty In our btoa.1 land than this. -.It
the largest timber reserve now exist
us in tlio United States, covering
welvo thousand square miles, of which
.eventy-lit e per cent consists of forests
if the most valuable kinds of timber.
i'lio water Is soft and pure, and nbund
int. The region-has an atcrago clcva-
lon ot two thousand five hundtcd feet.
mil an evenly mild climate, so that
attic and.slieep can food out nearly the
vltole year. Grasses grow -luxuriantly,
.md It ii well adapted for dairying.
Moreover, its varied-scenery and salub
rious climate render It a most desirable
home. Henry Stkw'aht- in Am.
AyrlcidturUl.
A Hotel Man's Diccv;ryr
S.vn I'RAN'cfsco.Cal. Mr. George ni
Arnold, proprietor of tliQ Occidental
lute!, says that as the air is purer as we
isccnJ, a man should not object to being
isslgiH'J tcta room on tho uppermost
lopr; that-lie shouldn't mind taking a
room-attic, as it were, in view ct (he
tact that St. Jacobs Oil so promnllv
.-tires the rheumatic. He states that.
throughout C alifornia' it is regarded at
tlio great pain-cure of the age..' . -
Tlio average, consumption of" tggs"
in the Unitod States is estimated at 40,
000,000 daily,.
There arc good and rieh milkers in
all breeds of cows except tho pump
handle breed.
-Good steers aro il per cwt. higher
In New York city cattle markets tiian a
year ago. ,
MISCELLANEOUS.
Somo elderly maidens about town
don't like us because wo occasionally
call them old maids. That's no sign
wo don't like them. Why, our own
wlfo would be an old maid If sho wcrcn' t
married. Ex.
"Will the coming women talk?"
Inquires Estclla. Will tlio coming duck
swim?
Piles I Piles II Files!! I
Sure cure for blind, bleeding and
itching piles. One box has curctl tho
worst case of 20 years standing. No one
need suffer five minutes after using
William's Indian rile Ointment. It ab
sorbs tumors, allays itching of the pri
vate parts, nothing else. Sold by drug
gists nnd mailed on receipt of price, SI.
William's Mfg. Co., I'ron's., Cleveland,
O. Sold at Thomas' drug store.
There have been many funny things
said about Dr. alary Walker, but the
man Is yet unborn who would insinuate
that she would look well wheeling a
baby carriage.
A maid la n young lady who Is
singlo and who will bo won if sho
marries.
To Young Ladies.
If your life is mado a burden owing to
blackheads, pimples and othcrcruptlons
on (ho face marring your beauty and
causing so much chagrin, it is no longer
necessary to endure it. Dr. Flagg's
.Family Ointment will certainly remove
all such blemishes and leave your skin
soft, smooth and beautiful. Sold by all
druggists and mailed on receipt of price,
20c. Williams Mfg. Co., Prop's.,
Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas' drug
store.
It is said limecrgcr cheese is now
adulterated. That man will -next gild
the lily and adorn the rose.
A Brooklyn lawyer gave as a reason
for not going to Europe this Summer
that a rich client of his had just died,
and ho was afraid tho heir would get all
tho property.
Only Fractions of Lives.
How many persons live only a fraction
of average human life because they neg
lect to tako tho commonest precautions
against sickness. It is disease in its
maturity that kills, and maturity Implies
f;rowth. A slight indisposition is nsual
y slighted. Titcy who avail themselves
of Hostettcr's Stomach Bitters know It
to be ellicacious In chronic cases of dis
ease, but the process of cure is a far
easier one If it is used in early stages of
dyspepsia, malarial disease, rheumatism,
constipation and liver derangement.
Let those who would avoid the peril
which even the most potent remedies
cannot avert, steer clearof tho rock upon
which so many constitutions split an
under-appreciation of tho danger of
neglect. It will not do to omit care and
a recourse to medicine when health Is
affected. If debilitated, or nervous, or
dyspeptic tako it for granted you are in
want of a remedy, use the Bitters.
June 20, 'S5-ly.
Very few people like to tlo good by
stealth, although there is considerable
stealing going on.
A friend of ours has a painful affec
tion of the eyes, caused by trying to rend
"by the light of other days."
Never Give Up.
Ifyou arc suffering with low and
depressed splrits,loss of appetitc,gencral
llohllltv. (llftnwlnrnfl ldnnd u-ii-ib- i.m,.ll.
tution, headache, or any disease of a
oiuous nature, Dy an means procure a
bottle of Electric Bitters. You will bo
surprised to see tho rapid improvement
Hint will fnllnw vnil will hn tncnliA(l
with anew life; strength and activity
win return; pain ana misery win cease,
and henceforth you will rejoice in the
praise of Electric Bitters. Sold at fifty
cents a bottle at T. D. Tiiomas' Drug
Store.
A tramp thinks the nlr a humbug.
You can't live without it, nnd yet you
can starve to death on it, if you have
nothing else.
Tlio rocstcr has the most cg-otlsm,
"It fairly wearies mo to think of tho
multitude of things advertised to cure dis
ease," you say. No wonder. But in
the mountains of chaff there aro grains
of golden wheat. We may find it diffi
cult to induce you to test the merits of
ur. ienneay s f avorite Hcmcuy, but,
when you have, done so, our work is
ended. Afterwards you and this medi
cine will bo fast friends. Favorite
Bemedy would have died out long a;o
except for Its real usefulness. But it 'is
good ana docs good.
"I am a belle ringer now," re
marked a Bedford avenue young man
as he put an cngagem:nt-rlng on tho
finger of his dulcinea.
An egg that gives birth to a rooster
cannot properly bo called a hen's egg.
A matter of cores ayples.
Almost every person lias somo form
of scrofulous poison latent in Ids veins.
When this develops in scrofulous sores,
ulcers, or eruptions, or taKes tho form
of rheumatism, or organic diseases, tho
sufferlnK that ensues is terrible bevond
inscription. Hence the rjratltudo of
uioso wno Discover, as thousands tlo
yearly, that Ayer's Sarsaparilla will
thoroughly eradicate this evil from tlio
system.
An exchange says there is a con
siderable amount of bad coin afloat.
Coin that can float must be of exceed
ingly light weight.
A morally conducted family should
have an upright piano.
"For economy and comfort we uso
Hood's Sarsaparilla." writes an Intelli
gent Buffalo, N. Y lady. 100 doses
one dollar.
Waves of trouble roll from the owc-
shun of debt.
Most of Persia Is Tcry rugged,henco
the Persian rug.
An Indianapolis man advertises to
put down wells at bottym prices.
Adolf Lnlloz. carriaee manufacturer.
110 Carroll Street, Buffalo, N, Y., states:
'l was troubled wltn nausea of tlio
stomach, sick! headache and general de
bility. Burdock; Blood Bitters cured
Is corn-popping an agricultural re
port.
-It Is said that lore-sickness checks
the growth of young people. We don't
bellcvo it. They increase in sighs all
the time.
Liver complaint is declared by many
old sufferers, after veara of. medical ex-
perimcnt, to be incurable, and yet Vino-1
gar Hitters lias atiecteu imiumeramc
permanent nnd perfect cures of chronic I
cases. Invalids, do not suffer longer, ,
1.... ...l.n.A n l.t.l., l,a TIU.ami n..l '
UUI I'lliWItlU t. UUIIIV U ...U ..U
Judge for yourselves.
A bird's-eye view in a hen-yard, is
only a fowl prospect.
A Brooklyn man got a divorce from
his wife some time ago, and now he has
married his mother-in-law. Tills looks
as though the prophecy about the lion
and the lamb had grazed the target.
Corkscrew Soils Only $22.
H. H. PETERS,
THE H'AIBjOBS,
Announces tn iila customers and tbo clllsens generally
that he is "ON DKCK" with ono or tho Largest aud
most Fashionable Slocus of
Spring & Summer
Styles of FOllElONd- DOMESTIC insnufactured
CLOTHS, CASS I ME RES AND
SUITINGS,
ever before shown tn Ibis section, and nt nrieea. l. thai
defy competition. Nno
empioyeii, nence tne jiesi
anlccd In eyery roeo. Also, on
OF GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS
of newest styles, including
Collars, Cuffs, Neck-Ties, Hose, Etc., &c-
Bo sure you call and examine goods ond prices before going clsewhore
H. H. PETERS, The Tailor,
POST-OFFICE BUILDING,
Bank Street, - - - Lehighton, Penn'a.
April 18, 1885-ly ' '
Ratcliff & Chubb,
BAKERS and CONFECTIONERS,
AND DEALERS IN
ICE CREAM, PEANUTS, &C.
FRESH BR HAD & BISCUITS every day. Delivered
in town on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.
RIE
M
C. M. SWEENY & SON
Respectfully announce to their host of friends that they have
removed into their New Store Building nearly oppo
site their Old Stand, and that they are now opening up one
of the LARGEST and BEST SELECTED STOCKS OF
amj) Dei CJ-ms9
Groceries, Provisions, Queensware,
CARPETS & OIL CLOTHS,
over brought to this borough. Our prices are as LOW as
tlio LOWEST. Call and see us, we guarantee satisfaction.
Remember, the NEW STORE, opposite the foot of Iron
Street. C. M. SWEENY & SON.
WEISSPORT, - PA.,
For PURE Z)RUGS and MEDICINES, FANCY and
TOILET ARTICLES, Choice Wines and Liquors for
Medicinal I'm pose", Choice Brands of Cigars and Toboccos)
Stationery, Wall Paper and Borders, &c, &c,
nt LOWEST I'KIOKS. I'll ISC RIP I ION Scare fully compounded. IlayorNlnht
t, msuiiuK cwiiwivu uim fuuBiucwuu Kiiuruuitjuu in nun und luilliiy 01 (JOiMlS Sold
W. F. BIBRT. Comer Wliite
11, 18&5 ly,
April
I ONE ."DOLLAR
PER YEAR !
WHO 18 UUACQUAIHT i'D WITH THE
SEE Ur EKAIVIIWIKC
CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND
&m- rgjftj
$ I? ri r1
l yorconfm TahWjfea Winn - Sr ft& 1 f
s
Dv rovnn of lti central position and closo relation to oil princlpel linos EnEt End
Vo3l. nt lnlt'ul nnd terminal points, constitute.! tto most Important raid-con tl
nontalllnli tn that oystom of throuj'i transportation which Invites nnd faclll
mtoatr.wcland tranio botwoan cltioa of tho Atlantic nnd Peciflo Coitta. It
ia nmo tuo mvuriLu uuu ucsi. ruuij ivj i iiu irom points uxoc, PiortucaGb nnel
Bouttioast, nnd corrospondin j points W est, Northwest end Southwest.
Tho Rooli Island syotim includes in It moin lino nnd brrnchos, Chicago,
Jollot. Ottawa, La tdalle, 1'oorii, Goneaoo, Molino end Rock Iplnnd. in Illinois
D.ivonpsrt, Muooattna, Woohlngrton,
iiioonyi ioot e-ucy, libs 11011133, itiuinnoin, vvintcreec. Atlantic, linoxvuio,
Audubon, Harlan, Guthrlo Contro nnd Council Dluffe, in Iowa; Gallatin,
Trent in, Camaron and Kansas City, in Missouri j Leavenworth and Atchlcon,
in IC insist Alt)3rt Loo, Minneapolis end St. Paul, In Minnesota; Watcrtown In
Dakota, and hundrods or lntzrmodlats cities, towxe, villages and otatiens.
THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE
QuarantO'D lt3 patrons that oenoo of personal security afforded by n solid.
thorouThlv b'lUdtod roid-bod; smooth tracks or continuous steel rail; sub
Dtintiallv built culverts and ori-Jitos: rolling ctcclt as near porfocticn as
human olzlll can tnalto It; tho safoty appliances of potent buffers, platforms
and air-bratces; and that oxaotlnj diaclpllno which oroverDJ tho practical
operation of all Its trains. Other specialties of this routo aro Transfers at
nil connecting points In Union Depots, asd tho unourpaiocd comforts and
'uxurlos of "to P.iesentrer Eeiulpmont,
Tho Fast Express Trains between Chicago end tho Missouri River aro com
posod of woll ventilated, flnoly upholstered Day Coaches. MofrnlOcont Pullman
Palaco Sleoporo of tho latest -losigm, and sumptuous Dlnlntr Cars. In which
olaboratoly cookod meals aru lelsurolv oaten, "Rood DlRestlon waiting on
Appotlto, and Hoalth on both." , Betwoon (Chicago and Kansas City and
Atchison, aro also run tho ColobrAted Rocllnlna- Chair Cars.
THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE,
Is tho direct and favorlto lino botwoen Chicago and Minneapolis and Et. Paul,
whoro connections aro m-ulH In TTnlon nnnntjt fni nil nninrn in f ,i TrrrimH,,,!
and Drttlstj Provlncos. Over this route,
fitlll rnorhfir niRRflT I.tNFV Vin. RnilM
nn.stOr.-il InnrlR nf
botwoen Ho wport Nowb. Richmond. Cincinnati. Indiana polio, rnd Lnlayctto and
Council Blnfirs. Kansas City, MlnnoapoUs and St. Paul and lntormodlato points.
For detailed Information see Mape and Folders, obtainable as well ns
Tickets, at all principal Tickot Offlceo In tho Unitod States and Canada; or
by addressing 1
R. R. CABLE, E, ST. JOHN.
President and General Manager, Chicago.
Get your JOB WORK
at this Office.
I
hut the best of workmen are
worKmanshlp and Fit l nii.r.
hand a lull and Fashionable line
VIAIL
Hi
M Bridge Slreeis, Weissport. Fa.
$1.
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POR IT !
CEOCRAPHV OF THIS COUNTRY, WILL
THIS 1YTAP. THAT THE
& PACIFIC RAILWAY
Fairfield, Ottumwa. OEkalcoea Wost
Fast Express Trains nro run to tho
localities, ana minting cna nsn
tho meet deelrablo routo to tlio
Infprlnr Mnlrotn
- l nnrl IfaribnUnn lina linan ftnn,l
General Ticket and Passenger Arjcnt, Chicago. !
REMOVAL!
Dr. C. T. Horn,
Respoctfally announces to his cmtomers ant.
the people generally thathe has removed hit
DUUO STORE rrom I.enekel's Uulldfag to
his new store room opposite the Publle Square
Bank Street, Lehicjhton, Pa.,
where he will be nlfl&aivil to r.Mlv M.n,r.
I nnd the public, anil supply them with
Pure Drugs & Medicines,
Fancy and Toilet Articles,
Lamps and Lamp Fixtures,
Stationery & Choice Cigars.
together with a fine line of latest designs la
Wall Paper
AND
DecorationS,
,at Lowest Prices. Persons ean also obtain
Kyo-(l lasses and Spectacles, properly ad.
lusted to their sight at reasonable prices.
Prescriptions compounded with ear day
or night.
Hettember, THE CENTRAL DRUG Store,
Feb. V..J1 D. O. T. HORN.
LAND
Claim a pel!ty. M WAR
It A VTM A Itli I 1 f It M s.
lit iitfrcnv it dciiiiiti..
E.S and nil blnHst nt r.A Nil cmui uh i .
nl suld. r,jire Stock, and Hlxlieit Prftet
paid. Io you vnnt to pell or buy? If
write to A. A. THOMAS, Attorney at Law,
WaihlnstloD, D. O. lan.ft.tfe.
Central Carriage Works
Bank St., Lelilglitoii, P.,
Are prepared to Manafactnr
Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs,
Spring "Wagon, &c,
or eyory description, la the most sabslantls
maaaer, ana at lowest Cash Prices
Repairing- Promptly Attended to
TREXLER & KREIDLER,
April i, 1883 yl rroprlsters.
WM. DUFFY & SON.
of East Mauch Chunk,
are prepared to do all kinds of
Plaster-ins & Ornamental Wort,
at shortest notice. Orders hr msll will r
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Banlway.Leliliton Pa
MANHOOD
Restored. A irenlleman harlnr Inneeeatlr
contracted the liablt of self abuse In his
outn. and In consequence souered alt the
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