IT LEADS ALL nt!ir Mord-purifvlua inallolim Is unit, V lius urof tes jmiMral. wiitch to com 'p'.tMlv tucots tho vrauu of physicians ani tho cmnral publlo as Ayor'a Sarsaparilla. It bids tho Met flfln truly tcl"nttfla riroiw.v sfou tor all blooJ dlsomes. If t'jero la ft lurk-().-,-..,, . trj! wbtcf Siroful v about you. Cllril Jt'OLtl AvKT.s H IUH.1' intLL.V vrili ill ij l U e 1 oxuel It from your system. For constitutional or lurotuloua Ctbirrlt, flfrnnnii Aylh'i RnAi' .veit.lv la tlio UAlHtiu.'l Inn reinelv. It liJ c.u-ol uiuu noss o.kms. It will ttop the nios vi is c .t '.rrj.il JIjoU irjee, anil r.unvu t'v i! cjii IB ' o inr of tin r.iaall), which aro laiicajoua tt ecruftljiis 0;llu. ill pnamm T-.sept. a. iset JLutrtL' Jd i'At t'ao aja of tto years ono of Onnco i"V o'.nl Iron wai ttrrlbly ainict! U J lUJ witi iiUsi-oui ruuu.ug sores on 1U f.iaj mil L.-ji. At th i.r. uj tiir.o lu oyo sroro cwolleu, uvea lotl'im-vl, mid very wre. C'nnr Cvro I'liiaicWusioidiuturitaro"' vJriU tit? crfitliiluratiremedlelutnimt l-j emplore I. Tnffy unltod la recommoudlwj AT ;nV 8 vru vr iKit.r, v. A fow ilosos uro tlucoil ft perceptible Improvement, which, by ou sMticrenoa to your threctioii3, was contin ue Mo a complcto ami perm moot euro. No en 'r us j has slneo appgaio I of tho cxlstenco ni ;my scrofulous tendencies: and no trout mi't of any disorder was ever attended by lacra nrooipt or ctfoctual results. Yoars truly, is. 1 Joussos." rncTAaED bit Or.I.C.Ayor&Co.,Lowoll,Mac3. fl4'S by all Drujslsts; 61, fix bottloa for f 3 Tj" SEnitr.JAX' u c:o., - -JJAAfK STREET. Lshigliton, Pa., iIlLLIir.: suit Dealers In AllKsudsof QUAIH EOUailTnnd 80MJ HHUULAIt KAltKV.V 1WTE3. Ti'o would, nlso, lospiilmMy lulcrui otrrclti teas Hint troiuo uoir fully prepared to tsu I.V them with ISest of sal Frem f ny lf!n dctliodat VISB LOWEST I'RICKS. if. IIEILMAN & CO. For Bargains in Dry G-ood J, Dress Goods, Notions, Carp eta, Silverware, Queonsware, G-roceries, to. 00 TO E. H. Snyder's Bank St. Iichigliton. Sla " "'g:':trr. . dropTnFthe J 1 Carbon Advocate , OFFICE FOR 1 Cheap Printing ! A JOSEPH SAVITZ, Boot and Shoe Maker, Ofipaslto UI.A.US3 ft HKO'S, JSank Streot, Iiohijhton. pairing neatly done at low prices. Patronage solicited. O.it. SJ, tus. m mm V " t ri "'''S'i u'jssj.i-jnjM 7.1 L CS mm J TerUitnir in W2 uuo 1 newmmnort f cnt free. AtlJrrf Uoortfo I, itowotl it Co., 10 Sprwce DANIEL WIS AND, Carriages, Wagons.Sleightf, &c ooaMkn or BASK AM) IKON RTKECTH, LEUIUUTON, Psi 1'arUcalsr attsntlon ulTtti la REPAIRING la alt Its dstallt, at th very Limit rrltrs, ratrsasK rpwi fully tdlMiad and per frrt sitlifieHou KBSrartd. JaB.lf.llly. HAN. WIHANl), TO CONSUMPTIVES. Tli adrsrtl'ar hailnir laen iHTraanertly s urcdaftbatdruad llst'4t. Ooti.tiMpltuii, l,y a ilwpla retn.dv. Is anxluiis tu iiic kn n. I his fellow sulfarors ih luvan. l eur. Tu all to deilra It. ha mil iul a rv ul (ha prsssriptl-in Ir'ra.). wiib lln lin .Mt n. H.r prspirmx and usloa Ikn saina Httiah i..y will flnl a I'.ra euro fr INiuahs. I'id.. l'm. aarapitua 4iilrua Hroiiraiiir. JV. I'aiiua w'lblar tua urxrriptl.n. win iil m n.1 i,tM, iitv k a wu.mjn, m 'o H'r.,1, illUraUrs-ti. iN. Y gvr ly ALL SORTS. lie I .don't sec Charley nnd Cluvn togothcr lntolv. She No, tht'V'vo broken oft' Ho For good? She Yes, lor iicr jjood. 'i'ho Doston Journal tells how a ladv in the Hub cured herself of snoring. '"She attached to her eyeglasses it saya'a small nietnlhc, spring, on the end of which is a wliecl made of gandze. r t i . inis wiitjei connects wiiii a small ostrich' feathers, and the lieavy breathing of the snorer statt3 the wheel and the feather tickles tho car. Little Pauline had been reproved for some misconduct and was sitting on a small chair by the window, looking very disconsolate. "Ilalbo!" said papa, chancing to come Ill IIS HYll Dig U'iUS MflU about ready to fall. Look at Pauline! Why, what is going to Iinppeui It has happened, said'PaUlihe eolmnly. In Chicago .1 fetv days a?o a man I. ad his hand literally frozen stiff to an umbrella which he was carry ing before he realized the extent of the cold. It is pretty much the same way in o'.hcr cities; A 'man must "freeze on" to his umbrella, if he wishes to retain posses sion of it. If he dosn't some other fellow will IVeczo cn to it. ADVERTISE YOUR VENDUES i. tub Carbon Advocate ! ESPECIALLY II' YOU HATE T B II 9 gm m m $: Farming Utensils, kc, 11111 TO DISPOSE OF. Charges, Reasonable. Orders hy mnil promptly at tended to- Central Carriage Works IJtmlt St., Lchlglilon, Pa., Are prepared to Manufacture Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs, Spring Wagon, &c., tlf ovory descrlptlun. In tb moil substsntls manner, and at Lowest Cash l'rlees rtcjmhlnsr Promptly Attended to TREXLEU & XHEIDLKR, AjirllSJ, lesUyl l'roprletors. WM. DUFFY & SON, of East blanch Chunk, are prepared la iln nil kinds of Plasterino: & Ornamental foil at shnrtMf nollr. Orders l.jr lit n 1 1 will r ci'iVR pimiipi attention. Tcmii mndrrair or j;oodiTurli. seiil Si No Patent No PATENTS Pay. obtained for Inventors In the Vnlted Stairs UenaJa and Kurupe, at reduced rates. With oar principal oltlee located In Watlitnittoii, directly cpimslte the United States Patent 0ee, we are. ablnto attend to. all patmt liusincss nun greater proinptncn nnd de Ipatoli and at less cest than other patent ni Urnen wbs are at a dlitauee from Wash- 1 lutlMi, and who hare, therefore, In employ "aaoeuieaiioru)s " enjai,eirelliiiliiaiy esauilaailoua and turnlili uplalens ns to it. ttniiliiliiy. Ire oehariie. u,ik1 all who are 1 Inieresred In new IntMiiiuus and patenis are Imlted teruBl ler a enliy l ur "(lulde for nhialiilntc faltMis," wliUli f sent Irre to an a Idresa, aad eUla rouii Mo Instruc lions bow lo abialu paienis anl ttiber lalua hie mailer. 'Vv refer lo the tltriaan-Ainrr. lean Nil 'Hl llaiik WaslilMuiuu, Ji O.tlbo ll. yal KwivlUh. NnroruOu and IMMeli I.c ua 1 1 . of. at WeriilBKlan : llisn. due. t'ksey. late tMii.l J utile V, S I 'our i of Claim.: to i, linV'ats or Hi V. M I'altnl HX.e. and 'o h.uai ' aad Metabers l Ceuiess trout evrr SI lie. AUrew IAV)X 11 (1() Kit X CO. So lleii.irti.i r.itiiitaod Aiiuruejsel I t,U Hr.li IWlldiuc Waema.Toy. 1). O, I $500,000 A YEAR. Ststoment of tho American, Kntlonal and Unitrd Slates nmi Caimdii KspreM CempaniM, Troy, Now York. Tlio slremlh ff Homo lay not In lier mnlll. tud, nor In lierurnin.lnilen fleets. Ilicso wi-rn clsiiicnta' uf ttrniutli, but liorncicr faillnu reruiirno latin Iho sclloontiol und dltelidlneiif llivnnii Siddloif. lutclpllne It Is tlin my SmuI mail thowutvltrrul mennliiK IHiria.fed tiy tho i-oM ruiaraii." Mr. Hen. nll.'i, nf 1 rnr. Is a vctofinr In llio expieis IiujMick, " Tbtrly-tlitce )cry,"di0 said lo. y.ur importer, "Iv'o sloo 1 at this dcsk" H is ' l o disi'lillno id vcars of csi iricnco whloh Klvi s lilm thii iiislilon In) 1ml Is In llio Irust nnd eUe! nl Huso IhrefluresfcorpornHi ns. o huon iitisliicta ot f.VMKia ear,nnd l'ro leen absent Irom Ibis oineo Inrdly a Kioiilli In nil tlnit time, nil) on c li 1 must con. ft-sii tliot miny limes ISv Tiorkid beru wben f iifTtTlnif itrrat pain. furl liii vo locii Irmitileil nil my llio with I Hlou!ne.e and dyspepsia. iMyrstem bad I ei'iifno so leduced nnd Weak lint 1 hid no npirlllc. ond my ilkFsllon wliollr dlSiiMlercd. I've tried v irlous reine dli s hilt almost I wo y nrs iitrn I bnpiieneil to lilt upon Iir. Ktnncdj's I'WOItlVK HUM. l.Dlii Alter tinlnir onlyono botllo or so I bnn to (col siroriKDr In every way. Tl.o irrrntdllfleulty bna tmen nlth my illiiff II n, but lbl seems torcKiilato li pirlecllj I havo, hlr. irreas fultli In Iir Kennedy's Favoiiitic Kxukdv. I iKVoheiubt and Ktvsn A treat ileal or It lo llio piKir.around bero; lbese,you knotr. who have no money to buy medicine nf nny kind, for tlieronraKrealtnanv troubled with lilllons illcasi nnd roller on nlibnnt 0 d. 1 alwajs keep I'AVOIilTK KEMLDY 1 1 llio Ih.uio. 1 consider It Hie best medicine lor llio blood In tho in irket Wol', 1 must intend lu lids matter lor the western part of till ol y. Sity. you tell (ho Doctor 1 am com. hi)! dnitn in Hondout lo see lilm In Auxust. 1 want to Know lilm," I left tho veteran, SUM ill his post, rejoicing In health and uralo fill tn Dr. Kennedy. niarlt nil TSVrwrnTT'OTrctiredby onr ostrlitent lwJT J. U iiX-lLniinn I'owilar. Sato, suro. euro 1.C0. II y mull th full dlree. linn". rtnoKlorS cent slninp. I'UKT Ml SlJth Avenue, Ken York, do27.1y residlnit throuphoul tho United Slates and Oinad.t for desertion, non-support, luteuipor nnse, pruoliy, Incompatlhlilty, ele. Advlco roc. State your c.iso and address A TT 'IIM: 1VAII1), World lluiliflnar. 10IT Uroadwny, Nw Yoik. Julyis.ly BXtSaBaS.B.IrAlVil I REMEDY tiii: aiiTi.VT iilooi ruRiriKR (ll'THV! 0111,1). Cntrirrli htslitcomo eo rrsviilonl tlvit t'irL-oiv jl ifimiltf f bt rxcmiit ntid it la duly tho tana uf tho American rco. t i mmj preptrationfl are In th? taatLrt i niarrii itcpiruy una liiouu rn l liter hn Ni:VKU luilcc. inaicjl ci whtro Uiroctionaro follorcd. lb ftrlkM at tho root vt the dlsoaso. end eliminatei lha polnou irom tho blood. Its fiurrGtlirui lifon womlprf til nnd union iinaioiro, AH that la nulic.i for it .3 a trial 'llierat ohstlnito end lotR-stMiilfos JnAst .n o'her. for it Z r la Ui3 enly nreo: rreDarition that rearhti ( R0 J,,, y ,hn k'" Cures. Bend "-tcr pirrnlnr fnr n vav.r rini'-riKt for on) roar srnluff Ca.ns iVaturo Srmptr.ma r.nd Cnrn o! Catarrh. Itcortnlnd twtimonfnlst'f anthrrtla r.r.il Ronuino rurpR, It I Mjth. Hrst IIIoul l'u tirluMn ttso in-trkft. For f.nl lv OrttRchlt eacrIly Vho'.walo br bAM'i r. kei.leit A twi . Ilirrkburp I'n.j uwily 1chmio:i IIoliu ViV A Co., u:A STITa ltuxz A CO.. I'liiUd'a. V. nov 3, .834 l n r. COI.t.litii;. NUWAllK. NKlV.IUltSEY. OooutdM three Il'illdlnss. T.inrtnnd11st Jfore Cliiiioini'irriniiniiiniian nil ntnersouonl'1 nom inee. l.il1 ?fti o iridui. fin. Write ri.r circulars. vui.i-.Maa, a vo., rroprietorj. t'.oa J-ly. SLAO IraORfflE Stock Farm, Qrssso SAVAGK i Elo, VVayno Co., Mich. i 1'AltiiUM, PucraiETCiiS). VarniKo.SiS 015T). IMPORTED a All s!oc!c selected from the fret of sires and dams of esUWis'isd reputation and registered In tho French and American Mud bocla. ISLAND HOME Is bsmtlfully situated at tho head of Urossit lot la the Detroit ltiver, ten miles below the City, ond lsaeceslblo by railroad and ttearabcet. Visliero mt fimlliar with the location rosy call at city office, Sa Campiu nuildiar, and an escoit Mill accorrpsny Uea to the farm. Send fcr catalogue, free by mail. Address, Savaob & I'ak.uu, Bctrtlt, Kicu. S.DSSJSIE'OES.JIIU. This cut tlion s Uie Howard Klcctrlc AM) HasuotSo Shield as applied over the Iv Id lie) send Nrrvo-vllul cinttrs. Tno enly an. piinr.ee rcuue thai Ct ecry part of llio body, and the only oi e needed to fOSITIVEX-T cum Kldnc) nl.enoo 2 Ilnlimiif Iiii. OP fiiH S El )' . O ! 1 It , the wnift cases of Sciuliinl WrnU lies'., lxlinui. (lOU, IlllllutPll. 'V. nnd nil Ilia. mm Ij t'liacauud AVcuk i ni'ssof the L'rlnu 9 f!fltlfil On.,...u ratentcd Feb. S3, 18W, YOUNO lir.S, from cany Indiscretion, laclt nene force r.ud fall to attain strcnfih. 1IIDDLE-AOED often lack ljor. attrlbut Ins It to tho progress of years. Tho JIOTUEti, WirE and J.1AID, sufferlnifrom Femalo NYeaknrss, N'cviniu llellllty and othsr all raonts, will f.ud It the only cure. To one and all wo say that tho Shield gives a nat ural aid In a natnrnl way without uitracirxo the stomach. Wnrranteil Ono Vear, nmi i!to beat oiiUuiioo matte. IllaUralcd Tamphlet, THREE TYPES OP MEN, nlo rnmpblct for Ladles only, sent ou receipt of Co, scaled! unsealed, 1'ltEU. AmerScan Gaivanic Co., OFFICES', 1IU3 riivitnnl St., Plu'ln. EBES3ESaZ3SSS2SZE3E Payiios' AntoniatiG Eugmcs ft Baw.MIU. orn ir.iDF.n. vVciiffirnn f tnlD It r. A utiu-.tfo Pnark .viTftt In, M iiirdd 1 1 ii-- ' 1 la ft, carriage, ft trrn:. n:.d :n, 2 rimr .mi'nis lotrnt uii,.Li'i,kn, 1.V1MA u'r. olijusra aod : a-iw) ee coo ' ' 1 o V R'sU ' '-hi Mih kl friM.ioo ttswhifiii f.11 i 4 u j , Mir t s.n t.l(K Lr.ot'. J.lti loiuplt-ui fur t , 'i a i 'i ii. ;iji0 fa r m :.iu pii.tiisii i.iAn fXOO!tiJi. Ktyriim w . it hi u -!r i. uum Un- A4 4 in ii I.r' II 1 I. I-.".- sei.il L-s.M11 li . :1 . i i x i .ill httlm AittM. tjL-.i j. Hid- ii'-n-a. new SU.VE.mok Sir e 2 LfiiiUiousa i)jm V Jf I 1 Li.t?D ) aciU lOillll n nils 1 "rawly, if l "CVT.ks?? pn'e:tfhirtinci. Vrkc a bottle. luTTHH bot'.lM for Sri. Upon ncwlpt of y1 yttttiifCi" tsaa'l F, Ivcllcr A Uo ltirrUbuif:, urAnr lu.. tlx botllua vlA bo eant bt er. wiife and Vjgor ii FARMERS' COLUMN. AConsequonco of Shallow DralnlnR. We nollro In mic of our exclinncrs, a failure In itinllinv ilraliiinu, that ought In bo a timely warning tn nil who nro about lo engage In this sort of lirpruvemriit. A rural Improver, two years ngo laid u Ihrco inch Hie drain In a springy spot in Ills flMi lor IU imrpotoiif fleaiina it of waler Tbe pipe wns laid two feet ilep," the joints being covered Willi caps. It eeemeil to work perfectly for a time Last eeas in the pint was planted with potatoes, but the soil was unaccountably wet for drained Isnd. After the crop was gathered, tho tiles wero examined, und founil tn bo packed so full of grass roots, n9 to slop llio running of llio water. St iln; water makii a long season for gr.m, and in two years tho roots hail obslruoted llio pasiago-of water and nindo llio drain useless. A neighbor oTouis hasilralned ssveral awalrs upon liis farm.layim Ilia tiles only eighteen inches below llio suiface, and tliua lost the belter putt nf his iiive&tinent. The shallow tlrilna aro not only llabln to ba stopped by roots or grasses, end other plants, but llieto li a large loss in the fdiluro In drain what lies immediately below the drained surface, The rools o( yrais, of fruit trees, ami ol hoed crops, will gn down four ur five feet in saarcli c.f food.lf they linvo tho opportunity. They cannot llitiva bolow the walir line, which lies very near llio bttom of, the drain. If thn drains gn down three foil; the orea ofeuil lliat will furnish food lor crops, Is nearly doubled. The cosl of draining tn that depth is but a little more, ince the illlcii gums narrower ns wo gn down. The cost of the tiles, and the work nf laying them, are tho enii.o, whether the ditch is eighteen Inches or four feet in depth. Tl it if llio. cost wcro doubled in making do-p il'uins, it would bn a "penny wito and poujd loidish" business lo have llio shallo.v ilinlis, lor tho rnko r.ftavmg fio exptnn of the last half uftheflecfssary digging. Tile ilralning is a pernianeit investment, and tho liles if properly laid, will clear tho soil of water threo ,eet deep as thoroughly as they will clear It eighteen inches deep. The difl'eren.n in tl) results is great, that In cost is small. Wa. Clis-t iti -li'i. Airtcitltarist. A WaUiinj 3k8lotaa. Mr. E. Springer, ol Mei-lianicbnri;, Ta., writes: "I was ofllicled wi'ih l.m r.,v. and absc.-sa on lungs, and reduced to a walking skeleton. Cot n free untile of D-. King's New Discyery for Consumption, Which did me so much good that t bought a dollar bottle. After using three dottier, f und myaeil nneo mora a man, completely I03'.oreil In health, with n hearlv appetite, and a g iin m (I.-sls nf 40 lbs " Call at T, I). Thomas' Drug Store' nnd g':t a Iron trial bottle id this certain cure for all Lung Diseases Lireo bottles 1. A Ices Gladly Sustained. The agricultural world is somewhat ngog oyer I lie reputed grcul losses that tillable Ian 1 Fiislaiu. by n system of under-ilrains. Tho drainage water Irom a given area for a single season lias been computed, ntid the amount of. plnnt food' i-bntaincii "Ihcrein' el.-uhitcd. Tho loja teems so ftrnt llint it is nn wonder Hint sume rorjcui, besl know lor their short siglilnl rrnunmy, iiiould denouiica is'l lnr.il draitiage ns ruin ouj. Till j whole uprising lias nothing new in it so far as wo ran s.'n. That p'.ant food mint b In ii soluble form, Hml even in solution In fore it can cnier tho guiwing roots, lias long been n lamiliar faol tn vege table physiologists. That 1,'ie.e same sul'--tauces are w.tluul down by Ilia rains nnd nrrnd off by the duohes and uiidenluins is lamiliar to all who are well acq iiuiut, ii it!i ti e p'lyeical cbaraeteristu-a oflhn soil. The rep iris of Engl iml'a Itnyul Agricnl tiral Chomis s xbniiud in a mlyses ol roil vnti-r, thawing how much nitrogen, poUsh and p!u pliorio acid Bud their wny from dill'irout tolls under various clreuniilancps. The experience of huiplre la nnd tbousiuds of fariuers who liayo saved their farina irom the miry log nnd brought health m il wealth Irons tho Jnw laud end swnle, u I t.'.tify In the slrluo Uiut resides ju svel'. iiiodo I i'es wlieu prnpeily laid and kepi at Ihelrgnoil work. 'Tile ilmiuing, like most other Ihitigs, needs In bo done witUbruins All laud is not squally beneritod by u sysiein ol llles. Mui'h land does not need drain lug j possibly some limy be injured by it. We haye soen drams 'I al did not appear In yield a profit upun Die Investment j oihers weie dead loss. Tlicse last, will be suo oluI a. soon ns liquids tan bi made In Ireely How up bill, so faulty was the laying of tl.cni. As well think of refusing m burn coal In a (lose, lurnn-e, or engine, U canto all lliu h I eit is urn rc-inoiniisd. Only n sumll i nrllon of the waimth nf llio sun reaches ihe emlh, i ml nn rh of thli llllla is not iVM'lahlo for human romfott. Kn business It ca-r.-d en will out om i Ions, and the gr.'atcr the Lutiuiis ti e larger still be the tirette Inssri. We shnuhl remeinl.cr that land is not drained simply ti remove Hie excess of tialrr. Air enters the drained soil oral n nil this begins a series nfi'liem ica I changes by which Ibe earth is sweet ened and made ready for growing crops. The lieiltliluiness of a locality is greatly improved by thorough dratnngo, ami it may be said with Iruthlulnrrs lliat tiles Uke the piano of i)Uiiiine,aui the ditcher's bills those of the family physician. Da Uai.stid in Am Agricultural. ' Bine Orats Breeders. Mr. It. S. Wulieia id Kuirlawn Sloek Farm, L'xingion, Ky., svrite: "I have such confidence lu St. Jacobs Oil, tko great pain cure, that I use it on everything ; mvs.lf, my horse, for all kinds of aches and pains, believe la its sovereignty as a cure." A gardener rtcominends sowing unloc seeds in the fall. Over the beds place urns mulch for protection.' Early onions may be thus secured, A little aodaas well a salt It reoom. mended tn be with rabbaec, aud a Hoot t the flavor agreeably. For one head of cabbage ttkoapfuch of toda equal fit bulk lea good-used ea. Do you know .that It is no essy mailer to Cnd a perfect toinaU-T It must not only be "seamless," but firm, smooth, wjihout a crack or blemish, and ripened evenly In every pari. Lovfly tldlrt are made of white in us. lin they are hemmed, aud In the center Is worked tn silk a suitable picture in outline stilrh, Ifthe silk ii usid which. Is Intend. d fir this kind of embroidery, u will ustl fa. . or run" svl en waahel, and Ike tidies ar. thus rn dcrtd serviceable, i Bsbicnot for the Ctatojr Aertxun. UISCELLAMEOOfk 'Very touchrng- list pre'ssure of a prelly girl's hand. A Uenner who will buy and retire overworks! dray horses It wanted lu New York. Tho Mormon ouestloni "ITow much will S73 yards of dress goods cost atil.631 a yard?" Kind Words for n Good Tlilntj. Dr. Dnvdl Kennedy My wife has used your "I'fivtiriln t!.i.ia.lu f ... -.n,..l J.l.llt, ..l liver roinplalul, nnd is gfttlnu strong and Well. T null rliar fx Hi. k-..iiii..,.l li. in eyery Inmily ns a Inmilyisieillcine. Yours, will, irallln.t.. . Wm T.,,,,,l 11 .In ....... nt. I ' , , v,i... In crime, as In liorsa rnelne. IhA f..t ones como under llio string first, If tbo ml gen dn their duty, When did Noah's wife represent rno of the counties in fie w Hampshire When she was rockin? Unm. When a man cnea into a store and bura a pneketbook and has it charge I, tho ques Con naturally arists'What can he waul It foi?" The President nf the Cambrldg", Msss., ma ins uo.s-iysi t recommend Hood's HdrsapHrllU ns a bidding up aud strength enlng reinedy." A Milwaukee druggist advertises that llio way a porous plaster acts is to retain llio back firmly plans while the pain crawls out between the holes The value of Ihe photogrnplis taken annunlly in tho United Stales ir said to bo $1,000,001). This seems a large sum in the nggregste, but tho Individual who la rare lul to sit with his hands nnd feet well In front is sure lo gel his money's worth el cry limo. Ayer's Uair Vigor stimulates llio linlr cells in liraltny nctlnn, nnd promotes a VIR ornus growth. II cotitntus nil that can be fupplied lo inn kc the natural Imir beautiful nmi nhiiiidunti krepi the roalp free from ildiidruir, prevents tho linir from beromliig ilry nmi tiuiah, en. I makes it llexiblo ami glossy. In Cortland, Mo, DDI boys havo voluntarily signed the ttlple pledge ogiinst iut xicutiiig liquors, tobacco, 'nnd pio'nnlty. Stnckt m, Cl., nnsv has a culfew bell. which rins al 9:10 n'o'nck every evening, at svhlcli lime nil children mutt gi homo or bo at rested. in mii rranciscn trie taio ot opera tiekols Is prohibited nt nil places nulsidool tho theatre, except by persons taking out a "ticket pedlar'a license," the pries of which is oue hundred dollars n month. Take Warnlnrj. At this season of the year when so many people beroino subject tu attacks of bilious ness, kidney troubles, constitution nnd nil the list of troubles that arise from being housi'il'iip, or tliit nre brmuht on by colds and exposure, it is tho part of prudence In Lake wnriiinsi from the experience of idhers and piovide ourselves Willi the riinan J of escape from similar trouble. Sn wide is the lament lildney Wmt, thai great rein edy for nil kidney uud liver trouble, thai almost every one kno.vsul its great virtue lor such cases. It Mnald be Kept in eyery hi'Uscliuld ready lor an emergency. Thera is a young lady who liyes next door lo Blii'a luniso, nnd whilo Ill- had company thn other evening s'ie wa, heard in lier cndeuvois to cxloit music from a piano- "Our neighbor's itaugi.to is a very g--od ilaycr," remarked Illogg Hir.ibly, during a pause in tho conyersatioti "Horliino is a little slow," was I In cnlle.il ifspmiro "I Bln;g'a caller, who hniipcntM tn bo a connoisseur ill niimii "Yes," Slid rilogg,"herojn4 man is ihero. and very likely she hai srt the clock back." "iioiou on counits " Ask lor "Ilouh on Uoiinhs," for coukIii, 230 "itnUUII ON RATS'" siloars out rats, u ice. roichcs, nles, nnls. neu'iniui1, sauiiiis, cmp inmiisf, gopticrs. ltc Druggitts. IIKAUT rAIl. 1'alpllatlnn, droiislcal sivolllnirs, dlrilness. liidiiteetlon, nendai-be, sloriilessucss cured uj --uiia iicauii jicnewcr. "notroit on oouns." Ask for WoPs' "llougti on Corns." He. iuieii, cotnilete cure. Hard or soil corns stuns, buntjiis. "p.oi-oii ox pain" j'oitnnsrD rLAaTER. .Strcnirllienlnc-, Improved, the best for b.U'k.iilie, p.ilns lu clicst or side, rlieuuia tldu, ucuralgU. thin rnorLe. 'Wells' lloalth Ilcnewtr" restores health nnu viaor, cures .iiapupiu, headache, er vousness, debility, ti.oo, . wiiooriMi cor.in, nnd the many throat niyjoilons of children promptly, pleasantly nnd khIcIv relieved by WlougU on Coughs. Tro.hcs, 15s. JJal.aui, uoTitens, If you nro falllmr. bruken, worn out nnd nervous, u "Wells' Health lienctver." il.0.'. Druirjlsls. Lira mHacavRR. If jou are losln your Rrlp en lire try ,'Wclls' Health llenetrcr." lines direct to weak spoia, "iiocnit on TooTiiAcne." Instant relief for neuralgia, toothache, ficearho. Am for "Hough on Toothache." li and Si ccr.ts. mcrrr women. I.ndles ssbo would rotaln freshness and vi vacity, don't fill to try ' Well'a Health Ho nest er" CATARnilAt. TlinoAT AFrtCTIOS, Ilael.li sr, Irrltatlna couschs, col.ls, sore thrn'i', cured by "fiouah on CougLs." '1 rocber, 15c. Liquid, -J3c "BOClllt UN iTrn." "Iloujh on Itch" cures humors, arnp. Hour, rlmr-worm, teller, talt rheum, frosted reel, chltlblalut. tub Horn of nir. natiok. Ohlldroa, slow In development, trawnv. nnd delicate, use "Well. P u ny, Health lleuewer." svinis awake Ihrco or Tour hours every nlaht couuhlnsj. (let Immediate relliT nnd sound rest by utlnz Wells' "Itoiiuli on Doughs," Troches, la cuuls HatSAiu, cents. "noron ox vain" rounpsun rr-Airna, SlrennlhenlnK, Improved, Ihe best for backache, palu m cboit or side, rheuinatlsiu, neuralgia. A corltlty in the shape of a well whlo'i produces warm water la ejoilinj nn Utile intTrs among the residents of Quinlnn, N. J. The svell situated iu n window glata foo lory, and It is suupnsed that the sr. ler Irom the tprinz failing tho well passes un der Hie furnaces ail I la thus heated. The sanitary side of our school system is examined in the An-lorcr Iteview, and llio conclusion is reached "that there are evils connected with common schnols svhlcli are more than the uecessarv incidents ol a nearly perfect system," The pilot insisiui on is inni tue present sciiooi management conlributos largely le Ihe in crease of nertmis ditnr.lers ami inlcrferes seriously with the health of the pupils. ADVICE TO M0THEBC. Are you distiilbe.1 ut night and broken of yoar-ri'tt by a sn-k child suffering and cry. ing wuii pain of culling Kelb'f If sn, seiul at i.uee nnd get a bottle nf Mus. WlNSUitr'i Sskiiiiua Sreur fok OiiiibBCN Tr.iiTiii.ia. lis value l. incalcuable. It svill reliove the kir llllla sullercr iniinedialely, Dejiend ii(.u it, uiolhers, there is nn iiiittake about It. It oures dysentery and diarrhoea, regu. lates the stomach and bows-Is, cures wind ' colic, softens Ihe gums, reduces Inflamma tion and gives lone and energy tu Ihe whole system. Mm. Wivabow'a Stsbniisa Srai-p roa Ciiii.ntk!! Tcrruisa is pleasant to Hi. taste, and is Ihe prescription of one of the oldest and beat female nurses and physi cians in Hi. United States.and is fnr sale by . all druggists throughout tbe world. Price 1 15 cents a bottle, 19-ly. THE LAND OP THE AFIEBHOOH. Airolil-trian'iIina-UIslfdcri'i-uaTr, Watoliing Ibe sunlit weatern sky, What sera ho iu Hie blue deplh there, Where onlv Hie ltlea of Mmnnrv IU? There ate princely towors and castlea high, Thcro are gardens fairer than huutau keu Thcro are happy ohildren thronging by, Ridiant wnuen and stalely men, Singing svilh vnlces nl sweet attuna ine mugs ol ihe Land of tho Afternoon, That old man walches a form ol cloul That floats svhere the nzure islands are, And he sees a hnmoslcau gray and Lived, And a hand that beckons lilm afar. O, cheek of roses nnd hair ol gnhll 0, eyes of heaven's dlvlneit bluel Loiighavo yo lain in Ihe graveyard mould But love is Infiuito, love is true; Ho will find her yes, it must bo eonnj They wilt meet In tho Land of the Af. Icrooon, The sky has changed, and a wreolt ot oloud Is driving athwart Its troubled face, The golden mist Is a trailing shroud It is cold aud bleak In the garden ploco. The old man smiles and dronpa his head, The thin hair blows from his svrlukled brow, ' The sunset radlanco hs appeared O'er eyery wasted feature nowj One sigh exhales tike a breath In June He has found ll.e fcind of the Afternoon, They havo In New Yuri; a wai work representation of Sits. Dudley iu her great not of firing n pistol nt O'Donovan Ito-sa'n esteemed liaok. The likeness is prouotuicod excellent, with this excep lion, that tho wax works, whilo 1Iji.s,i docsu't. 'No,'' naid old Il.irdfist, when asltrcl if be thought, ndverlisiuij paid; "I can't my I think there is money in advcrlisltifr, Why only last week I advertised tuy utook of dry Roods, nnd here I've had to put down a new door sill. I cau't afford uiw door mils every wotlt," MM 'I? ATT AID li linjej 70 li m OY and SUITINGS, Ave now prepared to furnish their customers and the people with the Newest and mot Fashionable makes of Foreign and Domestic Cloths, C'assimcres and Suitings, which they will make up in the Latest Styles nnd'tnost Durable Manner at unusually Low L'rices. With a lorce oi experienced workmen and a tremendous stock to select from, wo arc prepared to offer inducement unexcelled by any other ESTABLISHMENT in the COUNTY. We cordially invite YOU to call and inspect our Goods and learn Prices before making your purchases elsewhere. In all cases we guarantee Best IFbrkmanship, Best Material, the Lowest Prices and Perfect Fits.' Respectfully, Clauss & Em, The Tailors. March 22, lSS-t-yl BANK STRET LEHIGHTON, PA hi . H Zy I- . O .$3 p 5 li ii 2 ?; s 3 8 A'i i ... a r -o "KfJ L32 o s ? ti As ei 8 i n?fst50UW B 1 III P r -s ts fa S fill M 2 g S S .3 g i?-a 'I SSI If s 3 a 5s P f! tf. .1-3 i SeaIJ! 0 515 aigal?.UJ.IiliL.JL!iLUg!!3 GRANT, THE HERO, DYIMQ. Whal'irthTf" sITru'ffioTifylng? Grant. Ilia itur.lv nldlnp. .1ln.s Grant, the grim, yet glorious Mars, tuvior ol tho stripes on I stars Grant, the svairior, dying? Grant, whoso coal, intrepid beating Stimulated deeds i.r daring tn thn holiest of the field, And whoso crv was "Never yield." Grant, unconquered, dying? Grant, whose many faults are hidden 'Xenth tho cloak that weaves unbidden-1 Itrynl robe of purple dyo lu the. loom ol memory Grant, the htm, dying Alii 'tis worlh a Nation's sighing! On Truth's wings Ihe rumor's Hying, Softly, friends) a bero falls When the unwolcomo nngcl calls. Grant, at svork, Is dying, Oiiiniiut (On'o) Dhpatch. Uijiior.oua, A itqporlant suit a man's wedding Carina jU. OMoUmaa; You nra tight. Tbe proper oo it for you to wiar iu eloplug is the cutaway. Gaauiuo henevolonoo is not station ary, but peripatetic, It gootU about dolug good. A Woilobtsler farmer explains that iu wet wo.uhor his ootsa uluoib more nioiiture, and, ns a oonsiqueuce, tbe milk is thiutier. Tho milk cau't be much thinner than the story. '"Ddutiv, nnawer mo now; phat wns tho Daino av tho litlla by ye wor plnyiu" will out In llu ynrreil this moruiu'J" ' Douohue.' "Well, I want you to be audits' out mho ; I won't bnvo yi-z pl.sjiti' widnnyaii'iverybody's children.' ''What would you dj if J should die? ' rysked n wife o her liuvbsnd, ns she I lid her lair, whilo arms iir.niuil bis i.ock. "Wall, really, my lovo. I hain't thought of It," he iim.vcrdd, nbstrapted ly, "but I presume I'd bury yuu." BBiwe receiTedi their stock of . 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Don't forget to tax. a drink of pur water before breakfast it nettles things alter the last nlgbtM seance, reduces lha aizs of the bead, aud besides, makes ones Appear liko a temperance advocate. Don't taka long walks on an .rnpty stomaob if you want tn walk, en sx stomach at all, try and find a. fn.lt op., aa it Is softer traveling. A stomaob. UnoV a very fjood Plaoo for a long walk anj. way, non't start tn da a. dsy'a woik. wtUou. eating a good Ureakfast-lf yon bar.nt got a cood breakfast, don,' commence work until after dinner. Don't eat between meals-lr you get hungry baTJ th. meals ot.tsnr, or when, ever you got hungry, Don't try to keop up on coffee when nature s calling you lo bed cuffe. la an nnoomfortabls thing to sleep on a sack of flour would b. letter. Don t talk your sick friend ta ,l..m it will interiors with tbo. prerogative, of iuo aootar. The letter rs'i iiir..ln... t. I -V, URDU. mania is lika that nf il, s,.k..!a - , .... lMUU ut as ban miliiuer. Or.t44 F.r t nrr i w n,nr...... . . . . id)us a d.lck mil nia linad n.J P i)il: "For dlTsrs ranons.' Prof-amr; Why doie he go on Und?" raillt 'tor sundrv roiisnii. ' Pmr..... ..vr.. von m.sv tell us nhv a .In. i. li. no nl uu.ler water." Seooud Punll. "To liquilato hts bill." Professor: 'And w.iy doe i he gj on landl1' Secoad Pupil; -T ) m sko a ran on the bank." T'Pir sfj? cj k $ t, " a i c - "J fc M ISflfcfi CS .IS, P c. fJ3 : ? g s. a 7; i 15ifldi!ill-2 I E 318-3 0r357i3 w p 3 -a Z2hl ij .5 .2 S Ot a; K A M P'i .18 a 2 C C 9 c SP. Jl in O O tl ii" Ji b M a i - .So iss niiiiit hi hlhnl I gfl u1 s ' so3 .ts-g.c,sS.'S!! I -3 .5 G q 5.
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