7 Advertising Rates. Wfdlir i to U distinctly understood tt no advertisement wilt bo Inserts In -vtln-nna nf Tn fiisaon Advocat Hint m iv be received from unknown parties ot unlets aooomnanitd by U OAsm. Th following era bur ortt-v termit 0n year, each Insertion 10 el. SAx. monlhs,.each Ihnrtion,..-.-.... - cts. Into monthi, each Insertion. SO cts. it tUn three months, first insertion il) echubsequentinBortlon.,... Met. ' Lcol notice 10 oenU rer line. u Vj moHTHIMER, Publisher. Attomeya & Counsellors. ip A SNTDKft, ' ATTOUNEx A.ruTr. - BinOornrof Bsnk Street fc Bankway, tad bulldlo;abov lb Carbon Advocate Prlotton Offlo. Mylf,lHal f-J.IH01iYI.orf. -TTT M. RAPIIKR, Vttormv ahb conN8fiL0it at law, BlIlltlUT.llIUindr'' tttt tuatBatet. cwvayandns; f on cyi ,tlons promrair saena. mihim - ...t. sMttsItr. Uaybeoe.sull.d In Physicians and Dentists. REMOVED. Jl, IT. -UUISljllUi lUJi-.bU.il u uui&uuu, Ttss Iteraoved Ms Offlo ami Rssldenee i from Second St.lo SOUTH Street.ln the bulLllny. asrmerly oooupled by A. J Poi.lbn VAYKtt. wh.r. fi. .win bo tttf!,,!,hi.l ana patrons, c rrom to 8 o'clock F. K. March J1.1SS3. PUYSIOIAIT AND SURGEON. MAIN STREET. PAKE'TYIl.'t.'ci, P. May be conioltei In the English or German Inraye. warcnsi, ISM. A. DEIMAMER, 51 D., PIIY8I0IAN AND 8CROBON Ba.tl.UlUDtlon pull to Chronle Diseases. nm.ai South Kaet eornur Iron and Sna its.. La- 1l(htea,Pa. April S.I67S- B. KEBEH, M. . V. S. Elamlnlnil Bnrccon, pltAOTICINa PH.YSIOIAX and SOBQEON. Osncsi isask Street. Itma'k iilock, Lehtxh. ten, lis j be consulted In the Oernvin LauguiEO. War. 30. D n. C. W. B0 WEB, PHYSICIAN AND SUROEON. May be oonsnlted In the Herman or Enirllsh Unicuage. Ornr Opposite Durllnc's Drug store, danKSI., Arflltlgnion. r. JM'WV' "MBan ani Elskamp, Have determined to remain in LEHIQII TON all Wintir. and wilt continuo to pay special attention to ' Chronic Affections c .AND. . r) Surgical Diseases. Office Hours from A. . to 8 r. u. Bank Street, Lohighton, Pa. .. ,OeleberlS. t83-tf- WvA. Oortright; D.D.S., OTFICB ! Oppnslle the "Broadway House," Mauoh Chunk, Pa. iail,a htf. tha benefit of the latest lm- ProvemeBta In meehantial appliances and k m.lhn la nf IrAAtment In all SUrslcal iii.i. ANJESTHETIO administered If deilreit. If poi.lbl., persoas residing outside of Miuh Uhuuk, should make eDgagements crtnau. j) QARBON HOUSE, J. VT. BAUDENBUSH, PHOPRIETOR, HakkSt., Lento aTOff, Pa. ri,a n a iaaa If ansa offers flrst-elass aeeom. medatloas to the Travellav publlo. lioardlnc br the Day or Week ou Seasonable Terms. Uhoiso uis;arf. wines ana i.iauora ainuj? uu 'itteo- hand. uoea aneua and oiauio. nun lire Hostlsrs, atuoheJ April pACKERTOS HOTEL. Midway between Maueh Chnnk & Lehighton LEOPOLD MEYER, PaoratKTOK, Paekerton, Penn'a. This well known hotel Is admirably refitted, and has tho best eeoomtnodaltons lor perman I ent aud transient boarders. Excellent table and the very best liquors. Also line stables attached. bept. 16-yl. Stanch Chunk House, Sunuthanna Street, Mancb Uhunk, Pcnna., T. V. FEUB, 1'roprlotor. When visiting at the County Seat this Hotel will found lo benril-class In every ret. peel,1 Wines. Liquors, Lager lleer. Ulgars ana other Refreshments of purest quality at the liar. Terms very moderate. Patronage solicited:. at?u -a, ism Livery & Sale Stables MASK STREBT.LISIliailTOPf , Pa FAST TROTTING UORSES, EIiEUAST CARRIAGES, And posttlvely LOWER PRICES than any tber XAvory la tho Consty. Larxo and handsene Carrlacea tor rnneral araM and Wedataus. DAVID EGBERT Not. . uts. J. W. RAUDENBUSH Beipsetfelly announces to the publlo that he hu onaned a HEW LIVEItysTAnt.lt In aanneetloo with bis hotel, and Is prepared to lunula B4d iur Pmoral, feite or Business Trips on shortest notice and most llberalierms. All orders left at the Uarbon House" will receive prompt attention. Stable on North Street, APRlZKv Send to. for postage, and re oalve free, a r-etly box of goods whlab w II halo voa t mors ineney rlgataway than anything els In this world. All. of either aex. sanoeed from first hqor. Th. broad road to fortune opens be-1 fore the workers, absalstely ears. Atoaoel It gWipi g wcitfSTarifei.H, a ra,e. i; nmwn vi hi m turn iwy-m , s H. V. Moktiiimer, Proprietor. V6L. XII., No 9. Railroad Guide. PMlaflelpMa & Reaflins 11 B Arrangems&t tt Passenger Trains. ooTOnfcR asth, utt. Trains leavo Allentown as follows.: (Via PiitsioxuN IIailboad.) For Philadelphia at S.tO.e.U, 11. W a. m., and 3.10 p. u. SUNDAYS.. For Philadelphia at,"S.O0 a. m.ond S.M p.m. (Via East Penn ItaAitoit.) For Reading and Harrlsburs;, COO, MO a. a.. l'-UC, 4.3", end 9.05 p. m. For l.anoaster and Columbia, B.C0, 8.49 a, m., and i:u p. in. SUNDAYS. For Harrlsburg, and waypolnts, o.C6 p. m. Trains for Allentown lcavo &s follows I (Via PXIIEIOMIN lUlLKOAD.) Leare Plillad'a. SJ. 7.10 a. in. and 1.00. l.as, 130, and 6.15 p. m. SUNDAYS. Irfsve Philadelphia, 6.0) a.m., 4.120 p.m. (Via East I'knb. Drakch.) Lesvo Beading. T.30. lO.lia. in.. 2.00. S.M. and 11.15 p. in. JjCivo llarrlsburs, 623, 7. CO, O.CO a. m., 1.46 &nd 4.uj b. in. r m . . . . - . l,ere iaurutcr. (7.00 n. m., i.ou and 13.40 p.tn. ' i.eare uoiumbiu, t.cu a. m . i.iv una n.vi p. m. r tow junK oireei uepoc. . SUNDAYS. Leave Itcadinir, 7.3 a. m. Leave llnrilsliurK. 6.20 a. m. Trains via "Ferklotnen Railroad' mnrkeri thus 11 run to and Irom Deitot. Ninth and Uiecn strrets, I'lilladclphln, other trains to ami nuin uruau sireoi ucpoi The 6.(annd 0.45 a. ni. trains from Allen town, and (he 1 36 and ft. 15 p. in. train from Philadelphia, via l'erkloitcn ltntlruail, have through ours lo and from Philadelphia. J. E. WOOTTEN, , (leneral Uanaeer. (J.O. HANrOIJK, ' uen'l Pats'r fc Ticket Agent May 27th, li3. ALLEN LINE of STEAIEESfepi TO AND FROM ? o Prenald Paasene-erA from Enclsnd. Ireland.1 and Jutland, ctn emtiarK at either Liver pool, (llartfow, tueenstown, Londonderry or Ualway. , - FAREA3 LOW AS BY ANY. OTHER ROUTE I Drafts on England, Ireland, and Sootland. H. V. MOltTHIMER, Agt. OAnBoafAorocATC Offloe, LEIllOHTON, PA. , lEEIKiSIAN & CO., BANK STEKET, Lehighton, Pa., HILLEIIH aiid Dealers Inj "' -.Milt 1T1iifv Feed. AllKindiof ortAIN BOUOriTniid SOLUa REGULAR MARKET RATES. We would, also, icspectlully Inform ourciti tens that wenro now fully prepared to BUT PLY thorn with Host i om! From any MIn desired at VEB LOWEST rUICES. 21. IIEILMAN &C70; Julrtt Central Carriage Works, Bank St., Lelilgliloii, Fa., Are prepared to Manufacture Carriages, TJuggies, Sleighs, Spring Wagon, &c, 4Jf every descrlptfon. In the most substantial manner, and at Lowest Cash Prices. Repairing .Promptly Attended to TREXLER & KREIDLER, April li, im yl Proprietors. GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, QUEENSWARE, &c AtGHAS. B. LHAOD'S, A&'T, NEW STORE, nearly.opposlte thOj NEW ROUND HOUSE, Bank St., Lehighton, Pa rerTth1fiflr of thtt Terv hitil. nnfrlltv tnrl t E. F. LUCKENBACH, Two Boers D(lpw too "Broadway Uonso MAUOH CHUNK, PA. Dealer in all Patterns of Plain and Fancy Wall .Papers, "Window Shades, Paints & PainteBr' Supplies, LOWEST CASK PRX0E8. Thomas' Drug Store. THE SUN. NEW YORKr 1884. Aboot slsty million coplesof'l'iiKSDN have gone out ofuur esiabllslunent during tho pHt twelve montlis. Ifyu where to patte end lo end nil the columns of nil Tub si'NS printed ami sol il last year you would vet a contlnous strip of Interesting Infuitnatlon. cimmon sense, wis dom, noun J doctrine, and sane wit Ionic enougn lOTeacn irnm triming iiobso squire to the top of Mount Copernicus In tho moon then hack to Prlnllntr llou.e square, unit then three quarters tl tho way bck toi the monn nuniu. Hut TiiBSira Is written forthelnliaMt-imi oftlie earth, this same strip ol Intelligence nould ulrdle tho globo twcnty.scvcn or twcntf-cUlit times. lrcvcrv butcr uf aconr nfTnuScrt durlnir tie pitHt yc.ir has spent only one hourorer It, and It his wife nr his uramlf ither lias spent another hi.ur. this newspaper li 1833 has.af furilo'.l.iho liumun raco thtrtceiwyCars ol tfrtilvr.iilfrii. lift'ht ami ri.iv iLlaonlv bv II llu cnlrulal Ions! like these thnt'ynu can lorm any Men nf the circulation of tho most Donular of American tiowsnaiior. or ef Its Influence 'n tlie opinions and aottons or Amerlcau men und woinen The SDN Is. and will continue 'to tw.a newspaper which tells thctrulhwlthnut fear ot consequenefs. wnicn gets at tne iscii no matter how much tho process costs, which presents the nows of the world without waste ,,l wonia ami in ma moai, reauio snape, wuicu Is working wllh nil Its heart for the caue ut honest irovernment, nnd whlcli thert-foro be lieves that the llepubllcan party mnit go, ami mull go in this coming yeur uf our Lord IBS I. If you know Tnc Suk, you llke.lt already, and you will read It with accustomed dili gence and profit during what Is sure to te tho most Interesting year In Its history. If you do not. know Tim Son, It Is high time to get Into the sunshine. Terms to Mall Subscribers. The several editions ol Thu sum are sent b mall, postpaid, as follows: iiAii.1 .iu cents a montn, so a year; witn fumlay edition, 7. SUNDAY Kluht pager. This edition turnisiies me current news Of tne worm, special articles nf exceptional Interest lo everybody, nnd literary reviews of new bunks oftho htirhest merit, al a vear. WEEKLY! a .year. Elaht pages oftlio nesL mailer ol tne uauy issues: an Agricul tural department of unequalled value special market reports, anil literary, sole n lltlo, and ilnmestlo Intolllgenco nuikoTnit Wkkklv Sun tb newspaper for the Inrm er's household. To clubs or ten wltn $10 an extra copy free Address I. W. ENOLAND. Publisher, TnEHuN, N. Y.. City. Causes no Fam orDreafl. Gives Relief at Once, Mali unid cr snnff. '.pplicfl witn iMci Hot1 HAY-EEVERlrEatTi5uill CURE. Prise 10 Bints, bv mall or at drugststl. ELY UROTnEIIS, Urugglsts, decn-yl Dwego, n. i rrtUOSIAS KEI.IERER, X CONVETANUER, ASO OKNERAL INSURANCE AGENT The ?-j11o1ds Companluars Itspiaiaatsdi LKOAN )N MUTUAL FIRE. READINO MUTUAL FIRE. - . WYOMIISO PIRE. rOTTSVlLLE PIRE', LEIIIOH FrnE.andtheTRAV Et.CRS ACCIDENT INSURANCE, Also rennsrlvsnla aud Mutual Horse Tblel eteoilve ana jniuranco uompan v. Marcn:s.t97i nios. kumerer. GOLD: for nostaue. and we wtll mall voa r, a ruyal, valuable box of sample goods that will put you In the way of making more money In a few days than you ever tnougnt porsiuie at any uuiiness. uapuai not required. We will start yon. You can work all the time or In snare time on It. The work Is universally adapted to both sixes young and old. You can easily earn Irom 60 oents to $5.00 every evening. That all who want worn roayiesttne Dullness, we mage this unptralleled offer t toalpwhoare not well satisfied we will send Si to fay for the trouble ol writing ua Full particulars, ,l. rectlnns. etc.. smt free. Fortunes will be made by those who give their whole time to worK. irreairueocia Hi.oimr.iyrurc. .ion delay. Start now. Address Htimon h Co Partland, Maine, decla-ly Bxeoutor's Notice. Estateof fouiiaoji Stuoebwait, Deceased letters Testamentary on the estate of Sal. omon Slelverw ill. late of East 'enn Town ship. Carbon County, )'rnna.,deaeaiod, havo been trranted to Moses Sleluerwalt, residing In West Pcnn Township, fchuylklll County. I'enna.. lo whom all persons Inilebfd Hisald estate are requested to make payment, and thse having claims or demands will make the same known without delay to MUSES WTEIOERWALT, Exeantor, or la raiTMin tt Ktirxs, hit Alfys. Dtcinvbir Ji,lHS-we a1 1-3 -. o S j m c; o y P oo t) GOrS S S oi l 5 h H a a ri 3- llg',l ar) c 2 q o 3 ? a. Ot?'J CD j S3 n3 e . -rt- & '-J -1 H fi. J a. B g Catai!irH INDEPENDENT- LEHIGH'idN,. CAft-BON COUTX, Sonator TJwlght 1M. Sabln ,1 .i-kr!""" laml ' ' .ili.ni I"?!"' " JltM-MI.1J '. ut. Mfr " . iMiIk " ,.fii) aid ' ' 4-1 $ tt I b'M, iftiU l,fa vtwni. i,V Dwiptt May BnUn cntnd Into tills world countv. Illinois, und not in Connecticut us was u farmer, pn a large sculo in Illinois, when Dtright was bom, and the son grew ui) on tho funn. a hard worker during tho croD seasons and a closo student ut tho countrt school during the winter months. -.....)!..... 1.. 1 1. 1 ,.fH r eiuuiua luiijui, uiiu uutuivu ilia v,cuiu9 uv iiuuiu iv uii: uiivtiKiy u. mu itijii;. branches cl'inathcmnticp, anil ciril'cnginccring. After lib futher's death, the son located in, Stillwater. Miuncnata, in 18G7. ho then bcinc twentv-iive years of use. Ho began dealing in lumber on a limited sculo and capital, but so successful was tho venture that Lis business gradually increased nnd grew to large proportions, so that at tlio prcpcnt time, alter nttccn years, nnn li.. T)n..M l,: f WVWk iu.iiuu.1. AJua.uua uttii tuu vn.tc. a. Aa.u liuiuu, v ii..u All ,i.u J.i4u..vo. he is tho largest. stockholJcr in the Northwestern Car Company of his State, and enjoys an annual income, from tho profits G0O.O00. Hr. Satin in carlv lifo became identified with nolitics In Minnesota, und was elected a representative three terms' in 'tho State Legislature, and two terms to the State Senate.- - He has, boon for several years n member of the Republican National Committee for Minnesota, and was a delegate to. tho Republican National Convention of 1872, 1876, 'rtnd' 1880 Wpectively, Was "dlcctcd Chairman of tho Republican National Committee, Dec". ll!th, 18S3, by a tnianimous vote, and since that honor has been Conferred, Mr. Sabiu's'uvliilabilitir as a candidate for the Presidency at the Con vention in .Chicago next June h being. advocated by a large number ot papers. Mr,ubin was .elected to the .United States ScnatQ to succeed William Vindom, and took his fcat March 3rd, 1SS3, his term expiring March 4th, 1889, He is u little over forty cars of ge, and icputcd to bo worth 10,000,000. WHAT, SHE 3 AID AND WHAT SHE DID. "I never will marry," she said she said "Unless a young man that just suits rile I ur.d; . i .., 1 k- Telle than I,ly at least, hall a Lead . lie surely must bo, with a, face bright and kind; i -. His eyes'il prefer nf a yiolct blue,. His liair.a liftht lirowu or, a very warm 1 Wi! ' y. . . i' ' He must sing a fine .tenor and., dance ' ' t ".'.Ifrt l '',m 'r-H nicely, loo. And tell as goo.) stories as ever wero tnt.l. No sifiok'mg allnwcil for tho weed I detest, Afid nf course ho' remarks that are rude or ill-bred; ' ' ' ' ' And I'd like him to always la stylishly dressed, Tho young man I marry," she said she said. ' And then tho maid married she did, she ild- A threescore old fellow much shorter thsn she. Who' wore a Hack wig that but awkwardlr A pate that no haMer could possibly be, Aud his voice was a creak, und he dauced like a bear, And his nose it wus red, and dull aray wore his eyes, And he'd sit by the hour and stupidly stare, And he ueyersaid anything witty or Witt And hs smoked a clay pipc.and from morn ing till night lu his mouth held of strongest tobacco a quid; And ho dressed Rut enough, be bad two millions quite, And the married him gladly she did the did. The Spoopendykefe. A UcMrns Raided Asout the Loss of a Swall.w Tailed Cuat. My dear,' said Mrs. Spoopeiidjke, backing away from her refreshment table aud regirding the efluct with her 'bead very' much on one side; "my dear, v.uat are you going la weir wbeu you. unite oalis ou .Sew Yeur'n?" 'Clothes, 1 suppose," returned Mr Spoopeuilyke, looking up from bis pa per. ( "Why, baa thefaibinu changed re cently about wearing clothe?" aud Mr Spoopeudyke regarded bis -wife with an anxious look of inquiry. 'But you should wear yonr swallow tail coat by all means," continued Mrs. Spoopendjke. "All the gtullrnien wear awullow-tuiled coals on New Year's day now." Weil, If you think you ore going to s'rap me np In a two lined ooat and start ma around this town Iqokitig like the bead waiter of a dollar andahalf sum mer resort, you're just ns badly lelt as a one armed man at a chuich supper! I miy be dod .gasted ftfs enough to bop around nmrng the various old btn roosts, wishing tbo couttnts a happy New Year, but when you melt ma into clotiespln jaoket it'll be when reason co longer holds ber sent in this dod ousted bralnl" withr which application of a trite quotation Mr. Spoopeudyke settled himself back nnd contemplated bis wife with a lofty gUsos of superior ily. ' Of conrse. if you don t want to, re plied Mrs. Spoopendjke, soothingly, "there wou't be any great objectiou ralaed to yonr boiness. Resides, now that I think of it, tbe moths got into your dress eoat, and I don't tbink it is fit to be seen," and she pat a few finish. ing touches on ber table, and admired it from another standpoint. ' Let's see it!" demanded Mr, Spoop. endyke, springing irom his chair and making for his closet, closely followed byhls wife. "What's the matter with itf What's tbe moth got to do wllh It? Who pnt moths iu il?" and Mr. Spoop odjka rnmmaged aronnd aud fired bis clothing iu all dirrotious lu his vaiu Arch for tbe particular garimnt "Wheie is il?" be howled, scattering his wmdrobb broadrnt. "H ive tbe maiIy mstbs ea'en it all up? Didn't they leave eytn a button hole? Show me my coat' Bring out the split iu the tall If tber-1 nothing el.o led, give ma one last, fond glanos at the nrm holts!" aud Mr. Spco psudyka kicked hit brtt trousers to the eelllDg, followed them with a vest,h(cU be supplemented with a paly ef boot. Live and Let Live." PA., SATURDAY JANUARY, 19, 1884. April 25th, 1843, at Mnnlius. I.aaallc tnuny papers have ttuttd. IlUfitthcr Ho was not satisfied with the range of M. 1 .1. , .. f .1. l.!l,- lie is doing u business ot over f iu,uuu, . lA ... ,.!.- nr t of his various enterprises of nearly $2,' 'Show me the great North American moth fodder Fotoh fur tiuparalleled diet for the meanly motbt Are we a uation?' yelled Mr, Hpaoptndjko, jimtning bin thumb lu tbo door and hopping amuud tbe room wllh tbe Injured digit iu bin month. "Dod gst the door!" hehouleil bringing tt a prodigious kick that bent his leg up under him like a school girl's. 'Did you hurt yourseir, dear?" naked Mrs. Spoopeudyke, dodging the living uools and clothiug, "Does it look as if I'd hurt tbe door au?" demanded Mr. Spoopeudjkc, j.immlng bis thumb in bis armpit, and beurliug double "Ultli pain. "Does that give tbe impression of having smashed its thumb anywhere? Why didu't tbo moths tut the door? Hoist 'tin out and give 'cm n feed!" Aud Mr. Spoopeudyke OAtigkt tbe offending wicket by the knobs aud tugged uutil ho was out of breath, "Perhaps it isn't so Dad alter all," mormurcd Mrs, Spoopeudyke, following him around tha room in i fruitless tffjrt to caloh up wilh him, "Pr'baps it aln'l!" roared Mr. Spoop etitHke, holding his thumb out at arms length. "IVups you've got some tobeme for making it worse) Oh, go ahead! Don't mind me Take tbo thumb, Irieud aud do your worst!" Aud Mr, Spoopeu dyke dropped iuta bis ohair and groaned with wrath. "It's a good thing fur this family that I csn eoutrol mjselll" he howled. "If I was like most men the lot on which this house stands would be a good place to build!" with which so'lomn prophecy Mr. Bpoopendyke sprang to bis feet, kicked tbe ohnir into tbo obnoxious clo.set uud suorted aloud. "I didu't menu your thumb, dear,'" explained Mrs. Spoopeudyke. "I wus talking about tbe coat. May be tbe coat im't in such a bad condition' as I sup posed it was at first," "Think they left a pocket anywhert?" inquired Mr Spoopeudyke, with ft giim ace, half pain aud bait anger. "Or pr'ups you think that since tbe moths eat tbe coat I can wear tbe moths! Bring I bom out! Hold 'em up while I ollmb into the tit-eves! That's your idea? Tbnt's tbo notion that's beeu bothering jou so long?" "I don't know but what you oan wear tbe coat, nnywnj?" chirped Mrs.Spoo penclyke, lookiug np chetrfully, and opening tbo door of her closet, where she hud carefully hung the coat after sponging it tbnt very day. "You can look at it. anyhow,' and sbe brought it onl, lookiug &3 new and fresh as when bo bought it. "Then there's something you don't know?" he grumbled, eyeing bisnjj venated garment nitb a critloal ey. "If all you don't know could ouly be damped in together, what an asylum it would make for tome young aud grow. Ing territory. Tukiug yoq all In n'l, you only want an air pump nnd ft glass tide lo be n dod gasled vacuum. Gimme tbe ooat,'' and Mr. Spoopendyke grasped bis garment, and throw it over bis wife's work basket for cafe keeping, nnd went to boa wrapped in a oloud ot growls Some one asked a M-.ttel.iiso tenor why he taug cnlj iu concerts. "If very simple," be replied. "Que day I fell down stairs aud broke my voice, and this is why I ouly ting in pieces.'' A Philadelphia street car has a regis tering turnstile at the door. It kills tbe driver to havo a newsboy jump in to tell pipers, and jump out without poying firs. Tbe company takes every jump out of tbe driver s wages. "P, whatispoeliolieenoe?" "Well my boy, as nearly as I can learn, poetlo license is something which enables a man to say things In versa which would incarcerate bim in a lunatic asylum if worked off at a political meeting." A medicrl writer asserts that women are so oonstruoled that tbey caulo jump. Just for tbe sake of argument wo abould like tu induoj tbe doctor lo el a moute Into tbe same room with hie wife aud cluce tbe door. Scieuce doesn't know everything yet. A lady wasreproaablng Sir, Willi iru W-i:mu ut u recent reaepiiou fur going luto soaiety to little. "You ought to let as linaizi yon a little," she said. "I nt-ver beard of bat one man,'' replied lbs veteran actor, "wbn was not spoiled by being lionized," "And who was be?" "DiDiet" 1.00 a If TAKIHO IT OUT OF TQSTORL. Uf. Katflper, of Illinois, was in the mercantile business. Ho bad a pleat dtnl of work ooUldo of bis store, nnd be Eenerally made It a point to pay mon that worked for liiin with goodi. Ou one occasion he had n pile of wood he wanted cut Into stoTd wood. Calling td a boy on the strnut hu said' -Here, Duck, I want to get n little wcod cut Can you do it?" "Yes," said the boy, ''Alt right, you go over to tbo honso and cut up that pile, nnd come back and I'll pay yon for It; but," ho added after a moment's pause, "I suppose you will lake it out ot the ston?" Of course,'' repllel the boy, "I would just as soon tako it out of the ators m not." Meeting Kectnper on the street a day or so after, the bry tahl: "Say, .Mr, Kemper, I would like to hnva the cash fur cutting that wood,." "Why," slid Kemper. "I (bought yon wero Koing to take it out i the stbre?" Wtll. who said I waiu'i? We aru out nf tbo store now and I will take tLo otsh.' KorriAnisMiiJ lohdoh. Among the many minor reforms which dexerve attention when London possesses a better government than it oujoys at prcsmt is that of tho language used iu the public streets. Tbe coarsest expres sions are constantly bandied about ui h an utter disregard of common decency, Ou such occuasious ns thtt of rec-cUliy, when large crowda assembled to see the Lord Mayor's Show, it p really a serious nuisance to respectable persona to be placed iu a position from which they cannot extricate themselves where tbey are oondemned to listen to lauguage that shocks their ears and outrages their feelings. This is especially the case us re gards women aud children nhoHO pres ence, so fur frJin exercisiug a rtfiuii g influence ou the London "rough," seems rather to produce tho opposite effect upou tbe temperament, aud to render bim more coarso in bis utterances than when be has less need of self-restraint. Nor la the "rough" alone an offender iu this respect. Working men, drivers of vehicles, pnblio aud private, aud otbtri who would be lutllguant if classified with the "rough,' friqneutly make use expressions, when addressing each 'itt cyou in a friendly spirit, of a truly ob jectiouable nature, Until cduoatiou remedies the evil It might, perhaps, be lessened by a little wholesome interfer ence ou tho part of the polioe. A FEW FABLE9, Tbe obsliuate donkey. A man bad an obstinato donkoy, whom ho cot)ld not move with ibis Mick, He then tried kicking. . The donkey kicked back, and had the best of tbe game, for- ho broke the man's leg.- ' 1 Moral. B careful not to'gtve kicks-, eilber physical or figurative? to Q putty who'eno payback With Merest, Tho Saucy Cock' Sparrow. A little cock sparrow was fed dally op n window sill with bread crumbs by a nice' little. girl. As be grew f.it, be become saucy, and looking in at1 the window, nnd nee iug bis Utile' benefactor daily lunching on cake, bo became disgusted with tbo bread, One day, when tho cako was served nud tbe little girl bad not entered, he hopped iu to taste this' delicious food, Unfortunately, ibis nice Utile glrl'had a pot cat, who was taking her siesta on a onsbioucd chair. She spi-d the greedy sparrow, and soon made an end of lilm. Moral. Do not covet yonr neighbors rich dishes. Though puss may not fle1 vour-yon, dyspepsia may. ' Tbe Luy Worm, A lngy 'worm; as he turned over for another nap,' said. "Aha! tbo early bird shan't catch toi.1 He rise late. Tho day was hot, and be fore he had crawled tho length of bis own body be perished' miserably by sun stroke. Moral. How often in avoiding Scylla we are wrecked on Cbarybdis! Tbe Idle Wasp. Au idle wasp, who bud lived ou stolen meets all the sum mer, was at bis wits' end for a living. Not liking any kind of u'ork, be made up bis mind that 'tbo easiest way to pto yido tbe neoi ful honey wus to get a rich wife. So burnisbiug bis bright colois, he went and made au ofXir of mirriutiu tn a queen bee. Her majesty wus to in alguaut that sha ordered her subjects to sting bim to death, nnd cast bim out ot the blve. MoroJ. By reading "money" for "honey," this fable may be ussful to heiresses. . A BRIGHT BOY-- "Xes, continued 1'e.albtrly, who waa spending an eveuiog at bis girl's brme, "I have labored uuder the impression "There, ms, do you bear thai?" nsk d Bobby, tbe pride of tbe household, "Bobby, jou musu't interrupt pto pie wuon tuey are talking; it is very rude," said his mother, ' Did I Lear what?" "What Mr. Tealberly said about lab oring under an Impression, or something like that.'1 "Yes; bot wbat of ll?" "Why, don't yon remember wbat you said at the eujiper-tabla to-nlgbt that Mr. Fealherly was too lary to work?" He benifils bim. elf that doeth.good to others. Hunger scarco kills any, bat gluttony and drankem-eas multitudes." He that yivtlh let him glto with checrfulues.4. Be not simply good be good for something, , Nous are so old as those who have outlived their euthuiiasms. A cainiiiy is boiler buus fur not I e lug previously iaelt upou. It is easier tu suppress the first do. sitr tbau to satisfy tboss that follow it. Love is blind and thsjonojutut Btjjged cp to tbegurl has oht cigb. grTw Year if Paid in Advance. not paid in advance, $1.26. THE tHILADELFHIA TIMES,, 1684 Tag Tism trill enter upon the new year tln-uner 'and, irturo prusperoui than ever before " In lit hliWry mora widely read end quoted, moro heartily lumtneudml, and more fiercely1 criticised, with a more complete organisation, and au abler Itsff of contributors and with the same ludcteo deuce and fearlessness that has Insdo II auecesiful and powerful In the past. Tut Times, ha j no patty to follow, . uo camlidates tu udvance, but will meet every issue, as il has ever done, wjii consistent devotion tu the rlglit.ty b'ouest government, anil the public wellare. Ani, whije maintaining its position as tlio leading journal of Philadelphia, It will aim tu bo continually in advance In oil Uiat run sJJ yaluu lo a newspaper. . The value ufa uewapaper is not- In Its site or display, but in the intelligence ami cure, the conciseness and fre.hiieis with which II Is cilltrd. Tit I Till F. J spends lav Lilly for news fron, all paraof the .world, but all its despatchi-a aru carefully edited and comlenied, in order hi give the coin plctenewsOt' tho da in Hie most concise and attractive shape, aud with it a lare Variety uf tutprlaiuing and, instructive reading. The' b?st writers at home ami abroad are employed lueurlch, its columns, and to mike (l a jipirual ailauted bolh to tlio busy il n n and to the leisure of 11, e home circle, a welcome visitor to intelllgci t and holiest 'citizens of every political, re ligiors ami social lastc. 'fits Weikt-T Tisiks is altogether differ ent Iroin the weekly uewsp.pers of twenty years ago. Tiie day uf those papers is gone by. The telegraph and better lues I news papers everywhere, especially iu the thriv ing centres uf rural iiiolntii.n, have mnilo the old weekly laelrnpolitan, newspaper tin sallslying. Tliose that cling to llivir ancient usages have lost their bold mi our Inward- iiiuvliit; people; they are bul shadows ol llieir former greatness, und they have but a shadow uf their former power. Those papers have had their usefulneii. but it is gone; and, wild it, they are going, ton. It was not thelault id tho p!jpcr,j ,it, was the in pruvcinenl 'of the country that brought ubnul the change. Men u lid women', wher ever they live, now require- fresher uwJ and they require more than news Tits Wkeklt Timkj gathers nil' tho tf p nf every paisiug week whatever lias lasllug iatep-st to people at large, and sets It before them iu such generality uf paper and pilot as would have astonished us ull twenty years ago. Daily Twelve cents a week, fifty cents a mniuh.ltta year, twu cents a copy. ScsnAV K mr cents a ropy, $2 a year. WKS.HLY One copy, $2 a year; live copies, 8 a year; ten copies, MS a year; twenty copies, $25 n year, with one copy Irce to the getter up of every club. TUP TIMES, PnLA,osrrriA J J Health is Wenlth, It is worth mure tliun richer, for without t riches cannot bo enjoyed How many people are without health who might re gain It by using IT,idney -Wort. Jt sets upon tho Liver, Bowels, and Kidneys, cleansing and stimulating them lo healthy action. It cures all disorders nf these important or gans, purifies the hlond and promotes ll o general health. o'd by all druggists. Ste dVt. It is a lact tjrtt Amenuau people syo al push. Look at the labels au the bar? rom doors. Society Is ever 'queer. Tho pcpplo most sought after are those who don, ( pay Jbeir debts, i A Rood staple patent niedlclno like Jail, wln'a Tar 6yrup my he trusted with, far more saiety thai) a doctor's prescription, Tha formei' has been tested ovor a hundred thousand times, while the latter' may effect find may no(s.E,!raale.Bt TboinuV drug store. Hank street. "Every .cloud has.'ft tUvar llnlus'" luo uoy wno has the mumps can stay nwav from school. --Tbe man that parts his hair iu tbe middle nud wear's dude eye-glaraes may have h ive brains,, but It is ho fa,ult of hu.' 'He inherits them. Avers-Hair 'Vigor improves the beauty otitheihairfa'nd promotes its growth. It fun parts en nttrartive appearance, a delight, ful and lasting perfume) While it ilimu lates ho ruofs, cleanses the ccalp, Und odd elegepce tq luxurjenre III eflects lire endur ing;, und .thus il proves iltell to be tbe best and cheapen article or toilet uie, "I "IU Uiitg Dr Graves' Heart Itogulalnr with great results, lud Heart Disease for 8 years, so bad coqld not lie down. Jo'iu IMeGulf, Pike Station, 0. The Heart lta gulular cures nil lorms of Heart Dneasa. nervousness and slceplessnets. lined remarks rtuiarks that get yon into trouble. Can the music of a pet bs said to be por-pet'-tiai. It must be nn extravagant woman who "beggars description." Baruumi aftir' buying a wblje te pliant, has midtj'bl's will. Wbiit kind of n field Is older than yon are a pnslqrage," ' Wby are tbo glories of Greece like iron? Dicante tbey are o'er. Tho impeouriious mm who married an heiress, always speaks of ber as a capital v lr, GUAItANTEED to cure a cold or cough Acker's celebrated I-ncllsh Iteme ly. 8old by Dr C T Iloru, Lehihton, and PA Horn, Welsiiort. It's ull folly to say (bat man oinnot servo two roasters. Sohoontrs oro two ma'lers. ' t-i-Wbat time by the clock Is the- bett f Jr a puu? A joke takes best Jiut when it strikes one, Query for beads or families How Is 1 that the drcsies 1 idles want to wear o it nre mostly vom indoors. -About twice as muoh nf Jsdwln's Pine Tar Byrop for your money as that of any I other, und ovary one admits it u hundred times better foreojje.ffoiip.ia. it i al.ntit i th only couch remedy msde on scienllfe principles. Tbomss,' the druggist, sells It. 1 Tbe greatest moments of life are but ! moments Ilka the other. Your doom is spoken in a word or two. A single look from the' eyes, a mere' pressors of the band may decide It; or tbe Hps though tbey cannot speak. If you ate planning a plan which involves dtshouisty, yon' bad better chew the oud for a little and tbink about coa gtqicucos. A vreat mtujr poople lu tbe world who are not Intolerably difiigree.ible.srr, neverlbele.s. ni disigrerabl j at cir-juui. stances allow. Faith is sometimes personified nan drenched tern lie cllualiigtoasea-wsshed rook; but a better peraotiltltutloa would be. a bald-headad nun buy i g n bottle t f patent biir redorer, H'ppy is 'he tbt cberliboi tie ilrania of lis youth. Subscribe for the Adtocat.1, only od dolUy year. - K'?a - 'f,. l ' , I smAmVtVUlMt -r- S. The Carbon MvQcai$ An IndepunJinl Family ffetrmper, I'abHstml every bAT0RlAY. tu Lohighton, Carbon (ja., ft,, iif fii.trittv y, ajonxMirfcit. urrivS-rtA CRWAY, a khort dlatiuo ebcri tbo IbiRh Voltoy fi R. Oefot," ' ' Terms: $1.00 BcrAppi in Adrj ersiti Btaccrrnps or rutf am tirvt tlpb. iPrintins. A.T vchv LOW.PClC-yr , j . For the Cute o Coughs, CpBsJ Hoarseness, Bronchitis, 'Croup,! Asthma, Whoopinp: CouiiY, Incl-j picnt Consumption, and for thol rciici cm consumpim: persons in advanced stages of the Dbease.- Sold by alt Druggists. Price 525 c. CAIN Health anlappiness, O DO AS OTHERS cT&CruP s HAVE DONE. ' Aro your Kidneys disordered "'Kidney Wort bwigut Die trcbi, my'c-mto. aalt yore, artorlblul ten ctTvnunby IS LorTdoctct-, us twtrUU" ' M. Vy. iKi-vrul, ilacbacla, ltna, MiolW Are your- nerves weak'!. IClaneT Wort cured ins from hervotii Weatewea tcafttr 1 not nwud to U-."-Ii-. St. U- 8? v las irnr.i ncrrqtii " XpCft-Xl to U-."--fs. St. as slonttor ClcVebuia, CI. uooa-trm, i-a. t.-.r,.rius Havo you Brinhts Disease?. Kidney 1 and tlun luce Uood." - 1 ' ' crl rereil Ina wfaeti lav w-J.r waa laaa - inns tlmd, 'at-euy. Kf-ca. . Suf f orinf? from DiabotefS?. "Slin sy-Wort 1 j tno most inecnsnil remedy t b-e ever uueiU Olvoa nlmon irotboelmu rt.lLrf.M -' ' Dr. I'lamp&lJ'JonxtaB, TL Hayo you Liver. Complaint?. dncy-Yfort cuml lao cf ehrcnls Llrcxiuaeaaos - iiSr'vf truf U: CcL pth rat. Caird, H. T. 13 your Back lama and aching?. . "JUJncT-Ttrt, il bcttla) cured nui whan I waaaa buna I had to soil etit f Ud." P - C. M. lAliAt-c.U.lwnkw.Tru. Havo you "LJJnev.vcrt wj Kidnov- Disoaso? ort rri-ulo mo Bousdinllver raid kldnara alter.yoira of ciraorcaEfol doctoring. Its woria S10aUx."-Ca.'i Uousii, TlUtonilonn, Wert Va. Aro you Constipated? 'ITJdnry-Trort caocca aasy evacuauana and cumf, me alter 13 years cio or other mrdidnea H -' " K jlaon Falrclld, St- S-Umss. Tt. Havo you Malaria? ?lUloT-V,ort baa done belter titan any t-tXsar. moody Ibavo ever oacd In ny practloo." , . T bduUi rUro. vu Aro you Bilious? virjclaJty.'Vv'ort ha, donema moro good than aaj other moody I have ever totem" ' SIra.J.T. Galloway, QknaUPzcv. Aro you tormontod "with Puosrtt "mdncy-Wort jnrr-Minentlv cured lua of bleeding: rllea. t)r. T7. o. Kllno recommended It to me." " 1 CWo. u. llont, uathlor U. UkiJt, MyfrsWra, ffc Aro you Rhoumatism rackod? -H!tlnur-V7ort cured toe. after 1 was riven ud ux die by physicians and I had vatti red thirty years.' XUbrldge Malcoliu, icuii-i, t.tia. wm, naiwj Ladies, aro you sufforinir? Sidney-Wort cured las ct pecUlsr trouXlaa s ssTflnU yvars KSsndln'r. slanx f rieoda ne and rr laq It." ' Mrs. IL Lamoroaux, Lk La lloti,' J you vould Banish Disease i and gain Health, Take The blood cleans!?, Roy, Father Wilds' EXPERIENCE, The Rev, X. V. Wilds, weU-fe-vrxt city missionary lrt New Yor!r anil Vrptljer of the luto eminent JitUoYJW, fr tha Massacltusetts Suprcrno tfOurt, write as follows t "7& K. SUA St., A'ew rarij Afiry Id. 1882, Mrssrs. .1. C Avkh & Co., Utnllcmen : Last winter I was troubled with a most uucomfortable Itoulng i-mne-r allecttng more especially my limbs, uLIdi ttebed so Intolerably at night, nuil bonett so Intense ly, that 1 could scarcely bear any clothing over them. 1 was also a sruXercr (rem a severe catarrh and catarrhs) ceugh; my aiipellto was" poor, and my syeieua a good dual ruu dowu. Knowing tha value of AVKit'a SAftSAi'Aiii'.t.A, by observation of many other cases, nnd from ersonal use In former years. 1 begau taking It for the above-uamod dlsonters. My appetite im proved Almost from tlio Brit rlc j. After a short tlmo tho fever ami Itching were allayed, nud all signs or Irrltatlea of tbe skill diaippearcd. ily catarrh, and cough wero nlsti cured by the saius means, aud my general health greatly Improved, until it Is now excellent, 1 feel a hundred per cent stronger, mi l I Attribute theso results to tho im nf thu SAiisarAiiiLLA, which I reooiuiiiond with all conltdciwo as tbe best blood uiedic.ua ever devised, I took It In small doses three times a day, and uaod, hi all, less than tro bottles, I j.lace theso foots at your service, hoping their publication may do good, Yours respectfully, JC V, Wilds." Tbo abovo instance Is but one of tbe many constantly coming to our notice, which prove the perfoot adaptability c( Avon's Saesa r iniLLA to the core of all diseases arising from Impnro or Impoverished blood, aud a weakened vitality, Ayer'sSarsaparilla cleanses, enriches, and strengthens lb Uood, ittmulates the osUou of tho etoiuaeh and bowels, and thereby enables the system to resist and overcame the attacks of all Strpfu. lorn DUotuti, Eruption nf (Ac tln, Jtco matltm. Catarrh, Centrl ZkbUtlg, and aft ilsorders resolUng from oor or cormpted biood and a low stato of tbe system. pnxpAsro or Dr. J.O.AyoriCo. .Lowell, Masa Sold by all Drcfists; prleo CI, tlx bottle for (3. AYER'S CATHARTIC PILLS. . Boat Purgative Median rare CoaiiUraUon -Indtgestlon.Tf sAVlacba. ana all BllIo-uWiordMS. Bold errerrwliore. Always reliable, iBlKr;i3 5rf. 'JtiiHipiEx at) PP week at bone. VM .nlflt free. Pay iMln abmlut ly tare. No risk, (lap It a I Y'-'-nni to Hired. Header, ir vnn aim builntK at l lob persans of rlti.erstx.ot4 or jnong, c" make great pay all ih lim tbey work, wllh ab.olut eertain'y, wrltB fir mrllculUStOU.UALIJlTT StOOk. !-" t. Wilca. tfiejyl II f I
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