MI8CKLLAHL0D8. Byery farmer should at least hove one county paper, anil that paper should be the Advuot, whl.Hi contain all tbe lataat lo- e. new. Only $1.00" a year. When a woman smiles from ear to ea'r li's real mean t say that tier mouth goes back on bar. ADVICE TO MOTHERS. Ar ynu ititurb'l at night a nil broken of your rest by a slek child suffering and cry- fni with pain of cutting teeth? If so, tend at on co and got a bottle of Mrs. Wisstnw's Rotnmu Stuup ton Children Tkictiiixo. It value la Incalculable. It will relievo th poor little suffbrers Immediately. Pepend upon if, mothers, there is no mislako about it. It eurea dysentery and dlarrhoca,regu lates the itomach and bowels, cures wind colfcoftcin the gutni.reduces inflammation J nd glres tone and energy to the whole ars tern. Mas. Wmsuiw's Bootuiko Strut for Cuildrik Tiiiiiko is pleasant to the 'taste, and Is the prescription of one ol the I oldest and beet female physicians and I Dorset fn the United States, and Is for .sale By all druggists throughout the world Trice 25 cents a bottle. RATHER TOO LONG. After Twenty Yean on tho Wrong; Side of life a Virginian Tnmt tbj Tables. "Him Ting UM jiu' saj?" ' Twenty years, I said. Up to the lime I mentioned 1 had sullitiej frMn n (Ufemrd liver fortwrnty years," raid Mr. s. T, Han cock, of Itlcbmood, Vahair sadly, aslhouah thinking ol that dilapidated section uf his lite. "At times I almost wished It bad pleased Truvldenos to dtnlt the llrer from II e human anatomy." " Had enough twenty years of that sort of tnlnK," responded the listener. "What was the upshot ofltt" "The upshot was that some tlnteago Iwent down to Scott's drux storoin this city, and bought one ol llENSON'd UAP01NK i'OIt OUS PLASTEIIS, applied It and was ra. Moved In a row hours, and am now as sound os a though my llrer wero made of India rubber." llenson's unlike the old fashioned kind of plnsltrs-act promptly. Look for tho word OAI'OINK, whlihls cut In the genuine. Prio S3 cents. Soabury & Johnson, Uhem' If i, New York. Size ain't everything. A watch ticking can be beard further than a bed ticking. On Thirty Days Trial. Tna Voi-taIO Blt Co., Marshall, Mich., ill send Dr. Dye's Celebrated Electro Vol aid Belts and Electrlo Appliances on trial tsr thirty days to men (young or old) who an afflicted with norvous debility, lest vl tallly and kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration of health and manly vigor. N. B. No risk is Incur ted, as thirty days' trial is allowed. S.ly Vlwaya take the part of on ab entper ion, who is censured fn company, so far a truth and propriety will allow. EtiECTUIClTY. Ol all tho known Electro-Galvanic Appliances at tho present day it it now conceded by the Medical Fra lernlty and Electricians generally, that the American Galvanic Co's Howard Shields are the best, possessing Intrinsic Electrics merits, as one shield or appliance can bt fitted to any part of tho body, which is not true of any other. Bee advertisement if another column of this paper. Etcctnc Ga utle. Never nsent a supposed injury till y ,u Irnow the views and motive l ILo author ef it, and on no occasion relate it. The old adaee.tbat a man is a fool or a pkjiicisu at forty, explains wby.it is so, meay pa ent medicines make their appear ancs erery year, and again disappears Iik the mornlnirdew. JADWIN'STAH8YIIUI is the result of 30 years of experience in (be study or medicines. Thomns, tue urug gist, sells it. Never show levity when people an angagtd in worship. Cacur, Wiiooriso Coron, and even Asthma immediately rolieved by Acker's English Remedy. Bold under guarantee by Dr. Horn, Lehigbton, and E. A Horn, tteinpori. Never ridicule sacred things or whoi others may esteem as such, howeyer ab surd they may appear to you. NO LONGER A QUESTION of opinion! we cuaranlee eyery box of Acker's Dyspcp la Tablets. Price, 25c. and 50c. Sold by Dr. Horn, Lehigbton, and E. A. Horn yVeissport. A counter-irritant a clerk. A Thorough Course of Acker's Blood Elixir will remove all taint from the blood. It cures Scrofula, Ulcers. Boils and Fimples. Sold by C. T. Horn, Lehigbton and K. A. Horn, Wcissport. It has come to light that the fire was probably caused by a 400 insurance polio) rubbing against a $100 house. Don't Spill tho Milk. "There is no use crying oyer spilled rollk," says the old saw. If you are not on ly bald, but have no life in the roots of ynui buir; there is no use cry iug ovcr that, eith er. Take both time and vourscll by tbi forelock while there is a forelock left. An ply Parker'a Hair Balsam to your hair be' fo e matters get worse. It will arrest tin falline oil' of your hair and restore its oriei Dal color, gloss and softness. It is a tierfeel Jre'sing withal, clean, richly perfumed, ceoii ana ueais mo scalp. The tramp is still scouring thocouulrj It Is the only thing he does scour, sadly nc gleotiug bfmself in this respect. How often do we hear of the sudden and fatal termination el a case of croup, when v a young life might bayebeeu saved by tin prompt "use of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral! Br wise in time; and keep a bottle ol itoi band, roady for instant use. The bsppy father of twins sent the fol lowing message to a distant brother: "Im rnensa joy we got twins to-day mon hereafter."' THE Carbon Aclvocate 18 THET BEST MEDIUM FOR Locaf Advertising IN CARBOS COUNTY. Send for Rates, which will be found very moderate. Job Printing; of every deacritlon, Illustrated Sale Bills A SPECIALTY. At Low Prices ! THUS best 3EBT BEST Policy of AGAINST 13 which Is to say, Perry Davis's Pain Killer iuo promn oono. I urea rain Killer a meat, and It cured me in a abort time." Captain D. B. Ooodell, Jr., of Seareport, Maine, rays: Fcr bml-cs. r-prelna and rots, I know of no medicino that Is mc.ro effoeli-! xna iicrce,uuca,H.Y.,reyri: "Torcuta, pruir-es. burns end sprains, it fico never failod tocaeciactire," An accident may liappen to-morrow. Buy Peiiiiy Davis's Paijt Knxm to-day cf any Druggict An Old Soldier's EXPERIENCE. " Calvert, Teias, Mays, 1693. " I wish to express my appreciation of the valuable qualities of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral as a cough remedy. V Whllo with Churchill's army, Just before tho battle of Vlcksburg, I contracted a so vere cold, which terminated In a dangerous cough. I found no relief till on our march ro camo to a country store, where, on asking for some remedy, I was urged to try Ayisr's . ClIEltUV l'tCTOItAL. " I did so, and was rarldly cured. Since then I have kept the rr.cTOitAt constnntly by me, for family uso, and I haro found It to bo an Invaluablo remedy for .thront nnd lung diseases. J. Vr". Wiiitlev." Thousands of testimonials certify to the prompt cure .of all bronchial nnd lung affections, by the use of AVer's Cnsnnr Pectoral. Being very palatable, tho young est children take It readily. rnr.rAn.ED by Dr. J. C.Ayor&Co., Lowell, Mass. Bold by all Druggists. WHOISUACQUAIHTtO WI1H THI QCCCRAPHV O' THIS C0UN TflV WILLSCC OY KXAMINlNO THIS MAP THAT THC oil! Mtl A f 0S8 sSsW KB COS iso werve-Lif lilies jf- gSU 5 1 OF THE 3 3.S o Hp3HHBs9Sb9 -igsBBHHsl CBICAaO,ROCK ISLiHD EPAGIFIG HT py the central position or Its line, connects tho East and tlio Went by thbhorleat routo.ond oor US? Paaaenaera, without ohoiiKs or oar, between CBIeoEO jnj Kn;. City, Counoll EluCs. Leaven, worth, Atchison, Minneapolis and fit, Paul. It fonreots In Union Depots with aU tho principal lines of road between tho Atlantlo and tho Paoino Oceans. Its equipment to unrivaled nnd muemll ffilSyPi oomposcd or Most Comlorlablo nd Beautiful Day Coschcs, Msenincoat llorton Re-Sii'J55-H5,lr Cars, l'ullm.n'a Prettiest Palocs 81eoplnc; Cara, and tha llest Lino of Dlnlnc Oars In tha World. Throo Trains between Chloaao and ailasouri niver Points. Two Trains between Cnl CC9 and Minneapolis and tit. Paul, via tho Famoua "ALBERT LEA ROUTE." A New and Dlreot Line, via Seneca and Kinka. fffirSl r4ccnlly.feea oP'nod betwsen Illohmond. J..r.roli5lNuev!RortrNcw"-.chattan'lla. Atlanta, An. gusta. Nashville Louisville, Lcilucion, Clnclnnstl Indianapolis and Lafayette, and Omsha. Mlnnesp o"a and Bt. Paul andlntermcdlito points. Trains S rmmm Travel on fan Esprcoa t3fi&g8SSE T,cket om""n BafKaso checked througti end ratra or faro al. waj aa low as competitor; that oiler less ad van -tfiftes. i 'or 'detailed Information, est tho Mapa and Told rs of tho CREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE, At your nearest Ticket Otaoo, or sddrosi R.R. CABLE, E. ST. JOHN, , VIos Pki. 4 Dea l MVr. Ota l TIL & 1'm.Ajt. CHICAGO. girJob Printing neatly, cheaply and promptly execut- d at this office. Give us a trial and be convinced. e and vigor This cut shows tho Howard Electric AND Magnetic Shield as applied over tho Kid iioyw and Nervo-vltul centers. Tuo only ap pliance mado that fits every part ol tho body, and the t oniy one nceuea w H rosinvKLY certs J KldncyDlsease 3 B lio 11 itintlRin. U yHiiopslu. tuc woret coses 01 Seminal Weak I1CS5, HaIiuus lion, Imjiotcn cy, and ail Ills cumcs and WcaEc-iieaaufthellrliio Gcliltul llnrmiM. Patented Feb. 5, 1879. YOUNO UK?,, from early Indiscretion, lack nerve force and fail to attain strength. MIDDV.K-AOED MEN often lack vigor, attribut ing it to the progress of years. The MOTHER, WIFE and MAID, Buffering from Female Weakness, Nervous Debility and other all incnU, will find It tho only cure. To one and all we ray that the Shield gives a nat ural aid In a natural tvav without imuaa'iNo the stomach. IVnrrnntcd O110 Vear, and tlio beat oppllunco mado. Illustrated ramphlet, THREE TYPES OF MEN. also Pamphlet for Latllen only, sent on receipt of Cc, scaled; unsealed, FltEK. American Galvanic Co., ifiClTIPPrOi 131 Madison St., Clilcosos O r T I U LP 1 1 IU3 ClieatllUt St., Vlllla. Mr. S. M, Curtis, of Brooklyn) N. Y., Says he applied to the best physicians bo. could find, and used every remedy reconv meuded for a severe cough lie had for over four months with no success, and by ac cident heard of JADWIN'STAIl SYRUP, t took two boltlcsand Was entirely cured. For salo at Thomas' Drug Store. If you would never bare an evil .doed spoken of in connectiou with you, don't do one. Much uf tho charity that begins at home is too feeble to get out of doors. Merit is what makes great mon stand out supruniinently, and true merit must exist iu all articles oflercd lo tho public This is what distinguishes JAnvn.Vs Tar Bvrcp from all other patent medicines recommend ed for coughs or colds. For salo at Thomas' drug store. A dentist's appearance Is apt lo deceive one. The more ho looks down in the mouth the better be feds. Where there Is much pretension much has been borrowed; uaturo never pretends. Us 1 ackkr's KsuLisir Reuedy for Con sumption. Sold by Dr. C. T. Horn, Le higbton, and E. A. Horn, Wcissport. The woman's cause because. Superior court sparking a rich girl. A man's mind is like bis bed. It must be mado up occasionally. "I DON'T FEEL WELL!" The slom. aoh is out ol order; neglected, that means chronic dyspepsia. You should tako Acker'a Dyspepsia Tablets and avoid this terrible diseate. Sold by C. T. Horu, Lchigbtou, and 1". A. Horn, Weissport. The sword is but a hideous Hash In the darkness right is an eternal ray. Companions In arms twins. Dr. Grayes' Heart Regulator cures all forms of Heart Disease, nervousness and sleeplessness. He benefits himself that doeth good to others. IIo's my friend that speaks well of mo behind my back. Cunyere, Ga. Dr. W. .H. Lee says: "Brown's. Iron Bitters is a good medicine and iiany are using it in this placo." Habit if not resisted soon becomes a necessity. Alms aro the golden keys that open tho gates of heaven. Delays increase desires, and sometimes extinguishes them. filter, .THE dvaJ FARMERS' COLUMN. Rheumatism, Neuralgia.Scialica, Lumbago, Backache, Headache. Toothache. Sore Thrust. HtreltlnaA. 0pratn rimtpcs, llurus. KenlilM, l''rnt Jtlte. asn au oTiiru mir.iLV riu: ami tnira. 80H by brussitt, sra Defies Averrwhe-a. Vlnr CMII s bottlo. Illrecifalia loll Ln vats,. TIIK Cll UlIXS A. VIXIKI.KI! CO. tuowMM, t A. T1HJI.U3 1 CO ) lUllluart. 1IM C, B. A mi os . o 2 n a 810,9 .eg 1 2 . u h S 2 s Take Care of Your Live Stock. Good Shelter. It is absolute economy provide warm and ccmtortable winter nuarf e a for all live stock, with an ample supply of pure fresh air. When animals are bout ed In well-mado barns and stables, tbey require much less food to keep them in good condition. Lumber, lu this form, "cheaper than hay and grain for wiutering farm stock. Furo water In abundance very needful for tbe health of animals. It should be drank fresh from tho well, left In the trough to freeze, It soon becomes aa cold as Ice water, and when taken into tbe animal system, It requires much hea of the body to bring it up to the required temperature. Avoid as far as passible bav Ing the watering troughs partly filled with Ico and snow. They may be mado so as lo turn over when not In use, nnd this keep: them clean and free from the chilling Ico. Live stock should be fed regularly. Even If not generously fed, this regularity is bet tcr than on excess tor u few days, and then a lack of food for a lime. Animals ars uey er contented wucu hungry.aml they should not be iermitted lo thus become uneasy The damage done by one omitted feedln. cannot be made good by a double ration uiterwards. This slip shod method of feed ing is quito sure to bring disorder Into the flock rr stable. Horses. An !llo team may bo wlnlerei upon good bay alone, but when lightly worited, a little grain at noon may bo nerd ed. They nre to be kept in good health and flesh, and the amount of grain 'should governed accordingly. Horses doing heavy work will need a few quarts of ground oats and com daily, in addition to an abundance of the best hay. Young colla should hay excellent care, for their luturo usefulness depends largely upon tho growth they mak tho Drst winter. Linseed oil cako in smalj tloses Is one of tho best remedies for costive ness in the young farm animals. wows. as tue wcniner begins 10 grow cold, Ibo cows will fall olT in milk unless an abundance of nutrilious food Is provide in the stalls. Beets cut nr pulped, and mix ed with cut hay, to which cornineal is add ed, makes an excellent ration for milch cows. It is ol the greatest importance keep up the flow of milk at the beginning of winter. Culyesand yearlings may be kept in roomy sheds where, with good feed and abundant litter, they will uiaki large amount uf excellent manure before spring. Sheep should bo kent from thn they will crowd and rob the young stock I lie Uuck may take a run on tbe stubbl fields during warm days. Theticks shoul all bo killed before midwinter. Hoys ma; ho nald. bv tho duze.i. lor tiicklor. them n tiie sheen. Ureedin,; ewea to bavo carlv 1 t. -1.. ..11 1 1 . , iiiubuji, luiiiup, bMbuiu uo itept in a separate ynid uihI sheil, where they may have Ibo moil generous feeding. American Airicvl- WWW CURES WHERE All ElIE nils Rest Conch Hvrun. Tnt, irrwvl Usetntlme. HofdbydrUKffl&tB. ffr-lgpOMNTON DnETNKY, fashionable 11.-13 Hoot and Shoe Maker, IJunk St., Lchlghton. All work warranted. 1 E2L1N m Subscribe for and read the Camion Advocate. It(contains all the latest local news up to the time ol going to press. WHaean w slat that we wil during tlie next 30 days, in order to reduce stock, prior to' removing' to more convenient premises, give you the following Yery Extraordinary Bargains in Pianos, Organs, Hew ing Machines, &c., &c. IlEAB and PURCHASE : Cat. Price, Behningr Ptano, Stylo 7, Square, 3-Stringed, . 850 Fischer Piano, at the very extraordinary low price of Estey Organ, 13 stops, G two-and-a-half and I ono octave sets of reeds, diapason, flute, vio Ictta, vox jubilttnte, melodia, viola, dolce, uulciana, sub-bass, harmonique, coupler, vox humana, 1. forte, 11. forte, in a handsome case, 6 feet high -Reading Organ, 5 octaves, 8 sets reeds. 10 stons. Dyer & Hughes organ, J sets otitccds throughout, mno v i h i 'r n ...I. A, 11.1. it...Ji.., Britlgeport Organ, 1 M tetiSn"0"iOVtXouX' Bridgeport Organ, 0ae set n'e woisr',ughout' Usual Price. 425 Reduced to. 305 - 155 tc 330 150 113 217 130 ' ' 95 215 100 GO 200 b5 50 180 05 45 1G0 50 40 And a lot of Sewing Machines, Organinas, Cabinets, &c, &c, ;1T YOUlt OWN OFFER. Si Accordeons, Violins, Musical m mr mm im m wm m rmm m We if i RSfe JmlP.lBi Near L. & S. Depot, Bank ST., Lehigbton. Ilonsekeepers' Moasnrcs. A great deal of jmor food, especially caWes and oiher"recipa" preparations, is duo lo inaccuracy in measunug.' "A pinch" salt or popper, or other condiment, may mean four times as much iu ono hand as in tha another, quito enough to entirely ehange the quality and flavor. Teaspoons, eacups and coileccups now yary greatly. Tlio old standard teacup held just half a pint, or four to the quart, and the coQeccup three quarters of a pint, or, two and two- thirds cups to a quarl; but on testing sever nl cups now in use wo find that of one pattern of teacups three fill a quart; of an other it takes five, and of another six; while olconVecups, two of one set fill a quart and of another nearly four. It would lie a simple mailer and a great convenience, lor any housekeeper to always keep at hand accurate measuring cups of earlhenware or tin. Let a leacupful or a tumbler full; always mean exactly half a piut, and keep a cup of that size. Or use a small tin cup one with a side handle be ing preferable. Sdoju measuring is moro Important, es.iecially in giving medicines. The top is so broad and it is sv difficult to know when a sa)on is evenly full, that a "leaspoonftl dose" of any medicine, or of a flavoring extract in cooking, may be double what is p esenbed. Tho standard teaspoon, evenly fu I; hills one eighth of a fluid ounce, i r 128 to a pint; and a standard tablespoon just three times as much, or 42 to the pint. Sixty drops of water equal one teaspoonful, b it drops ol diirerent liquids vary in sis'. Every family should have a "Minim ilais" (minim means drop). This is alii Ue glass tube or cup bavin- a broad base aud a lip for pouriog out the liquids. There are marks on the side and figures 10,20, 30, 40, 50, CO, for so many drops, the figure AO making just a standard Icatpoonfu'. With this at hand one is always able to measure off exact leaspoonfuls of anything. In giving medicine, such regularity of doses may mean recovery of health. These glasses can be bought at most druggists for filleen and thirty ceuts each. December Agriculturist. What Flowed around Fays Farmers. Take one illustration of the magnitude ol our agriculture. Omitting tho pastorlal In' terest, which exceeds any other one; alio leave out garden and fruit products, root crops, rye, barley, peas, beans, in short everything except lour leading crops grown on tilled ground, viz: corn, wheat, cats, ai d cotton. The total yield of these for tbe present and past four years ag?roiate in round numbers, about eight hundred and twenty-five million bushels of corn; twenty threo hundred million bushels each of wheat and oats, and thirty million bales cf cotton. II we estimate tbe average money value to the actual producers on the farm, nd for tha crop sold aud uied by therr selrest seventy cents per bushel for wheat, thirty cents per bushel for corn and cuts, and thirty-five dollars per bale for cotton, we have tbe soil yleldlog in these four plowed crops alone, over five thousand seven hundred and thirty two million do' lars, or over eleven hundred and forty-slx million dollars every-jearl a sum so T'' as to be beyond actual comprehension. All other pursuits sink into Insignificanre in comparison with that of tbe farmer. Agri culturist. Please remember that in tha economy of life short progress aud honest weight are Utter than long progress and short weight. A wlio insn will make mora oportunt lies tban he finds. "One sowetb, and another respeth," is a variety that applits lo evil as well as g-wo' In starting the Store Business we set down tho rule Large Sales and Small Profits. In continuing it, and finding that the motto, as an actual exwnmcntr eminently success ful, we have enlarged upon the same and made it Larger Sales and Smaller Profits. Not yet satisfied, we move up and boldly assert our claim Largest Sues I Smallest Profit, And b -lieve we can safely assert it without fear of contradiction, and prove it by facts, and figures to all who will come and try us and our prices. Come and try. ' Very respectfully, o fj 4 9 19 epot, IS soak tto9 lichihfoii Tf you are looking ibr a place to purchase U1E DIFSS AID MEDICINES. . Toilet and Fancy Articles, Stationery, Cigars, or The Finest of Wall lD5eF and Borders, Remember, that place is at the POPULAR DRUG STORE of Op posite Carbon House, BANK Street. -:o:- A full supply of Pare Wines and- Liquom for Medi cinal Purposes. Preset iptions very carefully compounded, day or night. Remember, Dr.C.'T. HORN'S Popular Drug Sfbre We desire to say to our friends and the public in general, that we have on hand the Largest and most Complete Stock of Goods -OF ANY- Tailoring isiaMiskmeaT in this section of the County, comprising Cloths, Cassimeres, OVERCOATINGS, Plain and Fancy Suiting's, 7 Which we will put up for you in our usual FIHST-CLA8S STYLE, Thereby giving you, as we alwayp, do Best Fitting, Best Trimrt and Best Made CLOTHING IN LEHIGHTON. Me hare also just rteelrclfrom the Manufacturer' a Largo Stock ol Newest Styles of Ladles, Gents and UhlMna's 5 l$oot$5 thoe$ aied Chatters, HAT AftTl! AlS9 All of whtch we are now ofTering a Unprecedently Low Prices ! JI3I Very Respectfully, CJLJL 4- HMO,, MERCHANT TAILORS, Bank St., Leliig'liton, Pa. March 21, 1883-jt We Know what we are Saying mm cn:nn fZnmia na "1riar n tho Chefirjesfc. and. therefore. r licit ivu autiu uiui, uu uiu ui.uuijj '-""""-J jr - invite special attention to the following articles suitable lor Holiday Presents : Chililreus' Scliool Hagr, Inkstands, he., be. a c t- r 7 nmi- nml T nm "Pivtnrps. vnrvln" in nrice from $1.25 to $10.00. together with a largts variety of Fancy and Useful Articles suitablo for HOLIDAY nnd BIRT11UA1 riliSSJfiiNTa. t "We have also, always on hand a full assortment of Pure Drug's, Patent Medicines, Wall Paper and Bord-Statin-new. School Sunnlies, &c, &c., all ol winch will be sold at the yery loAYest cash price. Call and see goods and learn prices before making purchases elsewhere. g?r Prescriptions very carefully compounded, day or night. Patronage invited. ItEMEMDEP. TIIE PLACE, , --i.-r -nr . i n E. A. HORN, Weissport, Pa. WsyJIb.lSSJ.
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