t Advertising Rates. We dosiro t to be distlnclly undcrstord,. fiW no'advcrtiscmonls will be inserted iu thumhs of Thb CAnsu AnvotiATR Hint mvy be received from unknown parties or Arms unless accompanied by tno oasu. The following are our only tormst .p n.R aqoxiiK (II) links), One yenr,leach insertion IJcts. Bl months, each insertion.. ets. Throe months, ouch Insertion....; 20 cts. Los than ihreemonthMlrslinsortion , fcj each subseruenl Insertion 25 els. Local notices 10 rent per linn. 11, V. MOUTH 1M Kit, Publisher. CARDS, t Attorneys.- t: ATTOHNEY AT LAW. OrrioK-Uornerof.lIank Street h Ilankwny, ty. 3ud bnlldloic BbuvoUq.Ciirliun Adjocnte '1'rlntln'a: flmce! May lo,'183-n0 LLIIlOHTOrr A'WNEY AtJD COONSEM.Ort AT LXW. Dak k StattTj.tnia irox, Pa. BenlWrdeena Collection Aceoev Wlllriiijjnd Bill Reel Estate. Conveyancing .leatly done t ol tetlons promptly made. Settling Kstsfes of dents a specialty. MayMcoutom-a in '"' Nct. tt "physicians arid Dentists. REMOVED. m n,ir II , Ul ill. UU1U1UI lla.Jiemotcd his Offleo and lUstdcnc.e rrnm Second St. to SOUTH Strcoi.ln tholiuil.llnit formerly oWnpltd l.y A .T IiiiI.i.knaiayei", where lie will bo plonsi-d to Fen Ills li lends ailjimtrons. s- OFFIOE U.miiS : Iron. 0 to A oclock V. H. , March 81. 1888 PHYSICIAN ANli SUKOEON, JlAlN' STREET. PAliRYVILLE. Pa, May bo consulted In the English or Gorman lansunstf!- "Xty- March 21. U63. -ytt a'.IhTkhahijr, 11 "''''"pIIyWcIAJI AXDSCRUKON Special Mtcntinn paid to Chrnnle nlsetses. Offlro: nitlli Kast corner Iron ami 2nd .ts.,Lc, sr. U. UKKEK, 51. I. V. 8 B ;?nmlnlng Surgeon, pnAOTtciNa"rnysioiAN and so t,ai;oK, Okfick UaukStrect, Hkiiek'b Ulock, Lehigh ton, Pa. ilnj bo consulted In tlio Ocrm n Language. , r Nov. 31. D U. C. W. HOiYKlt, PHYSICIAN AND SUliQEON. May bo consulted In Iho (tmnan or English tti'iguuge. nvvirir '.pnnfito Durllng's Drug store, ii.AMt St., Lehlghloii. I'a. jiin. V-) WA. Cort right, D.D.S., OFFIOE: OpivsiletTiij "Broadway House," Mauch Chunk, Pa. i..t!nnt. liivn tin, lifMinAtnt ine latest hn. nrniTMinHiilfl 111 lll'f.ll nih.tt 'nnidliinccB and the base nutho I' of trVitmimi Itf all snrglc.lt pasos. Nll'KIJUS-OXIHK admlnlsteriil II dalro'.i lf)ioai'le, pors ins rutddlin; outside of Jhiuch Chunk should m iko ongui5'incnts rnsruaiAS itu.niiitnn, X. ' CO.WEYANUEK, AND "GKNERAL INSUKANCE AGENT The ?-llowln'a Coinp'inles are UMpieseoted: LTM.N MUTUAL VIBE H'UAI)1G MUTUAL l'lltK, WYOMING FlItB. ; LlJH lull FIltE.niid the 'lit v IJtiIts ACOIUBNT INalTllANCU, AlaVpohliivlvauh ami Mutuiil llo.sn Thle , cWa Ivc itud lu-uranio i-ompaiiv. Miea21.I8T 11101. KliMlSUEll QARBON house, , J. ; K,AU I) ex n u sit, l' n o I R 1 ETO 1 1 , ;y "'iU'MKSr., Ceiiiuiitos, Pa. i."Thi n x'-innTf Houais oilers first-class accoin -rnodattons to tl.u Tr.ivellnii publl.1. llu irdln' 'tw thn'll.iv nr Week on ltiMSuii.lbloTeruii'. 1 tlholco OIars, Wioos and l.louors alitny on h.tndi ifun.t Slio.ls aud tStabios, ivlth attec- ..(lyftHostier.s, uttaeiie i. . April to-yl i.VCICKHTO.N llOTKIi. Midway between MauchXlhonk &'X.ehIliton L.EOPOL1) MEYEn'rnornuToit, Paekerton, Pcnn'a. This well known'hotel IsndmlrablTrcntted and has the lut accommodations lor licnnaii rnt'tiiiil trunitloiit lio.ir.lurs. Excellrnt table- nd the very bost liquors. Also nnoftiblcs attached.- , cpt. 10-jl. 'Manch Chunl: House, Suiyjuehanna Street; JIauch Chunk. Pcnns,, " T. P. FEIIIf, rroprlclor. -When vlsltln at the County Sent this Hotel lll fnund to henrst-clnta lu eiery xf pert. Will's. Liquors, Lager llcer. Ulnars ei.d other Krtreshmcnls or purest quality at the liar. Terms very moderate. Patronage . follelled. Se,)J. a, 1883 .JQ.lVlOUIIKEKT'S , " Livery & Sale StaUlfes - - , 4: UANIC STIt-BKT.LlSIlIUH'rOM, fa FAST TROTTING HOUSES, ELEGANT CARRIAGES, 'An'd'toslflvW.LVL-n FWffit.'s tliau 3S? nthA.'l.WArvhn Oin f'n.tnll'. I.rrroaTirt'l.nnUomo canlfttfH forfraticnil OL'.l W. ItAUDENBUSn Kesneotlully annnunca to the piihtlo that ho has opened a, NEW LIVIUtY STAIILE In connMtlon with hts hotel, and Is prepared to furnish Teams for Fandrals, Wwj or Business Trips jon sJofteJl uolloe and most Itberalierms. All orders leflattheoOnrbon House" will Mcclve prompt attention. Stable on North Street, ieit the hovel, Lehighton, an22-vl & SON, 1.11. i j mil I are prepare lo do nil kindf n '...'Plasfeii &fOraa"iiital . at'eb'ortest notice. Orders by ma .! .nromiifatlentton, Terms, nij for good work. TIT 1 wnvr H. V. MoiiTtiiMKR, Proprietor.'' VOL. XL, No ?4R Ladies, Misses and Children's selves, mid be convinced my stock is large as the largest, as aici 11.3 Second door below the M. E. r Till ana Sheet Iron Ware, Hons? Fmiiiiirfioo k, k Is now offering extraonlinarylJargains for" Gusli ! Hc1-the only A(ter.t 1 1 town lor the boIo or ttie. Bessemer, Sunsjiiiic, Othello", New Champion and Apollo fRanjeR ; Iontour, i ighthottno, Excelsior ;Penn, antl " Eolipso Oo,o5t!St'6ve3 ; the Princeton, Early Dawn,; Belmont and Real Do.Ubld Heaters', wiUfivar: riety of other Stiuare and Round. Heaters, ' All of wliiclyllarsTiow'ofRM-ilig fit the4"tery-I-.Q'vstPrice;s ' Also, ou hand evorv kind ot STOvEiailATE and FIRE HIUUK.S. " Denier In all' Ilia best makes oi PUMPi. R00iim3l.aF.cl Spouting, Prompt and Cheap. Store on SOUTH Street, a few doors above Bank Street. P.itrutifiKC Invited; t. lefnctlon Kuarnnteed. . June .".0, 188 J-J 1 JBuy Your Spring and Summer Groceries, Qiieenswarer.etc, 1 , 1! at--- OIF Old Post-Ofnce Building, INDIAN 1 imm? Cures all diseases oftho Stomach, Liver, Bow sis, Kidneys, Skin and Blood. Millions testi rfcoit3 efficacy in hcalinff the above named KM t't diseases, and im Hart, uesx k?medy known to jian. Guaranteed to Care Dyspepsia, fJg-A j&E N T S V A N T E Di Laboratoryiflf7 West 3d St., New York City, Druggists sell it. T1 ,, , LYKENS, UAuriii Co.. Pa. Dn. ( i.aiu; .ToiiNsoxi BIv lmdv was llierally covered with Tetter, tor wlileli 1 con Id ir't no relief until I took your INDIAN HLOOl SY11UP. which hasefreetually cured m I recommend It lilirlily. fe . ENUUll HKHOElt. Bpip Announcement ! , . 1 rM, If tt .11- l4eBZZ3&L he., he Our Younjr Lames and Uentlemen will find It to Ihelr advanlaKe lo Klre him -V,.'!'.,,l'l,i.e,',,''lwe " "ley Una tUo lCfT SELECTED SIOCK in a call U-lore Town AT 1101'TOM PU1CES. Oil Post OfilGB Bnilfliiig, April l, lssS-l v- ' i Mth JLS. f has' much pleasure in announcing to the la dies of Ll'highton and vicinity, that she has just returned from the City with a large. 'ele gant and fashionable asortment.of Jhc very latest novcitiesrin FALL AND WINTER Millinery Goods, IJffLUmNG Hats; Bonnets, ''"Rib bons, Feathers, Flow ers, &c., suitable for Call and'seefor your Wear. tlic lowest. Street, Church. scplomS ' " Surccssor;to A. 1). MOSSEIi, Manufacturer ohind IJeaXcr In all kinds or . Ranges,., Heaters, Bank St. Lehighton'. BLOOD SYRUP pronounce it to be the ofhli many friends anj pntroiiB to his J-arao ana raililonahU Stock of Spring' Goods. Couslstlnir or BOOTS ; AND . SHOES orcycry description and Style In .tho Market, Including a special line of Lady's Fine Shoes Also, a full line or Umbrellas, Sun Shades, Hats, Gaps, BANK Street, LEHIGHTON Uiit as low as sir Ul Li LIJs h Stoves INDEPENDENT-" LEHTGIITON, CAItEON, COUNTY, THE SACRED BION. Tho ship ofrfno slowly lalltnj! in llon-alli'n gloomy, llircat'ning sky, And roulnrber, by the tempest lashed, ' The waters oftho bay rose high. Long bad-she Lceu upon lliccea, And mnnv battles bad she fought - ' Willi feorful'slormsand ml?hty-'Wiiidl- That her fteslructlnfitrueiry sougliti : And, b'fnvely t'eeprtTg on l.er wny, , . . Had safely Jbrough. nl perils passed ,j Audet nrr moon norsturs sliono out Wnen ebe drpw near to port at last. "If ln.iy.be I hayo brpughl lll'luck," SjlJ.one who by tho Captain stood, "As J0110I1 did. They used to say "That ne'er with me man eugbtofgncd And it was but the troth I bey spoke. I was n wild and reckless boy ; In me my father had no pride, ' In me my mother found no j"y i I grieved the hearts I should have cheered, . And spurned the lielpol friendly hands; And then, disgraced, I lied to roam For ten long years In foreign lands. ,; "And not one word to kith nor kin I sent. I knew them glad to bo ' " Free from tho shame and wretchedness That in those days were part of inc. Ay I sb'am'e so heavy Hint at last lis weight a mother could not bearj ' And he is Inst, indeed almost Of whom a mother cau 'despjir. Almost not quite, thanks be to God I Fo' I have, friendless ntid alone, With His help, striven maiilully j( . Fur youthful folly to atone. g "And now I ask niy doubting henrt (I know they live) will they again. They wiio onre loyed me, smile on me, o Or do I welcome seek invaiu? All omens have forbidden iiopo, ,Slrnn? powers have delayed our bark, t! Ami as we near Iho land to night 5- Around us everything Is dark."- . "Not everything," the Captain cried, With' pointing ringer . " Friend , look there l" And lo Pa wondrous cross there seemed By sptlit hands held in 'lie air. Above Iho sleeping city, like Stars blended iu u bearnu light, It brighlly shone, and wclc-Mrie gavo ToalLwho cuino from sea tiy tiiglit.. And ninny hurrying on Hie deck, Cried: "Ever blessed.be thoso who made Their church uphold tho sacred sign!" An I mutiy wept, and many prayed, And he, the wanderer, feared no more Tho shadow of his early sin, As toward the cqss upon the spire The ship wcut slowly sailing in. JIaipcr's ircr,y. " Story of aa Honest Bafc. v Andrew V. -Stout, the wrll.knowli i'risiiien t-tif,-1 he'. Shoe ct' h";l be I'B.tni'. Who (iiiif recently in Kar Ymk, com biued sbrewdmss with great honesty, Atthpugh Mr. Slout Was the President of -thu grti-vteit .bank in tbe metropolis, lu ll ays had time to attend every prajor meeting of St. Paul's Methc dist Church. iliy-ms practical every-d.iy Christiau. Hi h id such implicit faith in nil men that ho was sometimes impeded ion. One day b. fore he died Mr. Stout laugh ingly told mi t x ojtliuos of tho follow-J iui; tiua story A few mornings since, when the great bauker was Coming down in the Hroad- way cirs, he sat In such confidential proximity to 11 sympathizing plokpockqt that the latter was tempted into tbe ac? coptauce of Mr. Stout's pocket book. 0 luta'n ng vulnallop po nnd $1C0 in gteenbacks. Then the pickpocket fcaid good morning to Mr. Stout and left.. Arriving at the Dank, Mr. Stout discov ered his loss. Ho was astonished that he, n shrewd old New Yorker, should have his pocket picked. "Puhnw!" be said to bis secretary; "no man could ever pick my nocket. I should just like to see anyone pick my pocket, I should I" Then Mr. Stout's lip curled in con temptuous scorn at the baro idea of such a silly improbability. Hut tbe pocket-book, with the money and valuable papers, was goS$, andUbe next duy Mr. Stout u:lvtrli?eJTin.thc Ilcn.u.u. Ho siid if tbe rsoii'wuo took his pocket-book would return the papers he would give bim the money, and twenty-live dollars besides. &tf'i The next day he got n confidential note r ... . 1 .. ... 1. . : l : . Ti , 1 r t . 1 . iiuui u yniij wuu onui 1. KlCllU 1UIIUI leniloiinii had the pocket-book all safe, 'andMbat ho would call at tbe bauk theuexLilay' to arrange tho matter. BBE:. "I wonder if this man renllyfwin!call?' mused the banker as he wiped.. hiseye classes nnd cut off a basketful oronrinus "I wonder if ho will be Bnohln'tool as that? But then you can't expect common men to be as shrewd as bauk presi dents." But, sure euongb, the next day the man was nt bis post, 'Well, what about the pocket-book?'' asked Mr. Stnnt. ' O. it's all safe, Mr. Stout, and if you'll just go with me a few blocks I'll show you (tie party who has your pocket-book, with all the memoranda, too, It's all safe, Mr. Stout. Cornel" - The stranger bad such an ho i est loek that the banker, who always prided bin)' self on bis knowledge of men, "took stock iu bim" at ouoe. "All right, my good man, let me get some money to pay you for your-.trouble and I'll be with jqu," said Mrj, Btoot, looKing ai uis $iuu-watcu. In a few moments they started off to getherMr. Stout and bis honest friend for Center Slrect restaurant, where the thief or finder-was supposed to be, "Now, you just wait outside in the front room a moment, Mr. Stout, and I'll go into tbe back room and see tbe man who has the money aud valuable, pa pen,' said the good man as he went into the back room. t In a moment Mr. Stout's friend -re- turned with the message that his friend ' wouldn't glve.up. the valuable iwpers, in I the pocket-book, for "twehty, fivo do"ari. J "lio wants fifty dolUrr, uow, sir." Live aa -LetTle." PA. "lint I oul'yfdvertlHed tp give twenty rfve dollars for the ip?ti,'' se.ld Mr, Stout, with nuTeye to buslnn3. This ia no oxtortioii' . ..'! ' .Wrll,J' - stir! Ihn . kindly IbnVIJpT stranger, p.'.'1'll gq b iok nml reason wlflf the gontlemau und try lO'.vetitberpapcra' for, twtutj'.five tdollrtrn.'V AmVhe.dlSapi .paired iu.tbe.b.iok'ruoiji'nHalHl' " IU n niomeutrhe reurned(smlllnf - . "Will, AIr.-Stuni;hoi.ttj "my frleurl will take . twenly-flve .dollars;-'bat lie .wnnts the money lofuro he glvtsnrrttbe-pocket-book," -' ' '1 "All right,-' aaidiJIr, Stontj bUnflly,' "here. la twenly-IlvoidalWrn. 'Tfeke-it to bim, niy,good idrd; takojt- to birti, hnd bring b.iuk the papers-aqnlckl'' . ' ' One word, Mr. Stnnt,' Said tho man, confidentially, "this thing, .-yon 'know',1 is to be strictly between otirstlreff.t' - "Yih, yes; I'vanltM." "And yon Mill never ask'nny rjneRtlori' j- tell nti thing, or Reek farther knowledge," will von?" . . ' - tf -1 "No,, never; I give foil my.ti'0r'd,-a3 President of the Shoe & L-ntbef-'Ilsnk,' my good man, not to sfty.unyllJln about it, not a siEgle' syllable not even to biy wile." - J) "All right then mum is the'Svord," hhid Mr. Stout's friend, as bo put bis finder to bis lips nnd pai-sed into the back room with the money. Mr. Stout waited patiently for his re turnwaited five, ten, fiftten niiuAifes, liut-abml bis friend never came back, nnd tbo shrewd l'resirieut returned to the bank n sad nnd ruined man. He says Ms friend is welcome to the twenty. fivo dollar.-', but ho told bis old frieud k S. Winston, the Presld ut of the Mutual Li I'o Insurance Company, that he wouldn't have tho story get into print or around amcng bis fritnds for $10, 000. ' y 'O 'No, sir, it wouldu't bo fair, Mr." Wjuston, would it?" said Mr. Slout, 'when I promised -solemnly promised the man when I gave bim th twenty five dullirs never to muition tbe ttatttr npt even to my wife.'" WHY, OH. WHY1 . Why do yuu always put Waspoons.inlo the vase upside down? Why tbe pantaloons of a godless.atbe M, who never sniii a prajer iu his life big at the knees just as qiietly and de cidedly as the br.eek.s of tbe saint who spends half Lis diys on bis knees?.. , Why is it wrung to eat pie withn isn't re? " ' I What Washington jnid to GenerabLeflj ,at tbf Buttle of MonmouJL? a. Why so many gencrals4iu the .army, luivebsen privalis since thwnr?.,,-- Al lowtucuirectory oika,f ayroag jOqm p.iuy can, get jitb, ... while, tbeatOLUUold- i.t'f grudujlly starve to death? . -- t- IIow ,a receiver prospers .mnd grows fat o.u a business that ruined" tile mer chant? " WbT itbe mii who' "has gone oat of pontics' never misses n couveutiou, ana always keeps "Iu the hands (and also the poekets) of his frieudf?'' Wh.tt the Stut.i woul t do for peniteu tiara s if all tbe rascals should suddei ly step up uud confoss? Why a woman falls like n flash not two inches from the banana skin she steps or, while a man falls like n cyclone bait way round the block, bowling like demon 'tit every plunge, and at last climaxes - with a crush under a peauut.. stand on the other side of tho'ttreel? ' Why "pure beaVJoil" Is always cheap er when pork is nway down, and boom's up like a balloon in the cholera years? Why, when spring chickens are so small you have to eat them bv tbo dczjn to taste oue.tbe price is so high you have to buy them by the chicken? Why n man fiequtsutly tries lo make himstlf necessary when be wonld serve humanity much better by making him self scarce? Why it is so much easier to lose half a dozen bets than it is to win one1! Why Tom Thumb was always billed as twetily-tbrte years eld" until tbe day be died, when he made a' jump of n.oie thin bis llfo lime? Why some people "remember tbe fc'nU- bath day" as though it was only a parlor car porter, and give it a quarter iu full for all demandi-? Whatever became of the blue-glass reniedj?" Aud what went with all tho archery club.? I don't believe ia philosophy wasting its time on trifles. If the wise men waul something useful and practical to pqnder over, here are their problems. SULLlViM SOAKED. "John Tj. Sullivan told, me n gcol story of bis westsrn trip"" said Buff do Bill. "He told it in this way: 'Iarr'ive'd iu Kansas City late in tho afternoon, and when I nulshed my exhibition it was 11 o'clock. I i.lrolk-d into tbe bur of the hotel, intending to take a night cap and go to bed, but I'd hardly put my nose ineide that room brfoie a fellow with' loug hair, big spurs, n tyido brimmed hat uud a btiokskiu coat slapped me ou tbebtck, "'You'ro John L. Sullivan, ain't you?' "sea he.' '"That's my name,' ses I. '"Wal, ye've got tbe name of being bandy with yer props, now, haven't ye? But I'wunt yer ter distinctly unders'nud' that I could kill yer inside of half a se cond. I'm haudy with my shooter, I am.' "When I heard that I wanted lo ban die bim very light ; - o, said I, Come and tave a drink.' '"Don't mind whether I drink 'or D'iht.' ses be; 'sty the" word an' I'll dt? either, you.' "'And with that he threw bis arm etound my waist as we walked towards the, bar.. Thinks I, 'If I put my paw nro'jfud him I'll have bim sure if it conies to tbe worst,' and Ijslaug" my tight arm arcinud him. But,- bearenifl when i; b(,mck that arsenal ar'ohud bis-waiit,sud S1.00MV f If Mt I didn't know .what .tiui'et'e'miKbi shoot, lnyarm.went Ilka. that (sbaklnb it), TOT 1 dropped"?!- ejufcSer than light Wg.f f set up lie drinks, sndkep.t sot 'tfu, lbrn'ui)," t tbe'1iopo that' heM get io rlfilnk be couldn't see lo shontj but tWnifire' He'd ranlT tbe slfadier 'lie koI. TO'lWtVes'bt?' ".'-'Cbnle down'?lrGlt,n piece: till I In. rfrodncferyoii'to my friends. u, LOretl tnougut l; but I was rtfrild of offentilnB 1x3 if I refused,-so Out ou tlio t.freit,'we Went. We didn't ScTdr; bnt'by tfie llglit ot"the gas-lamps nod1stor?s I could see that'the'st'reet waf fnll'bf ebVboys. " 'Combln here' said' my guide, when wo cams' to n totihh looknm saloen. crowded with- 'to'tigher looking men. 'Geiitleirlen, this here's by-friend. John L. Sullivan, a'nd ff any of jer'ses yes 01 turltpy'-to him, 'rir'boro holes in y'er.' They made-way for us til tbe bar, and I Ahoolc bands nlt'ronnd, and tb'ey grinned W -if Ibo'd ' like" Ibe' f3n of shooting plecffi-ont of-me. "3jh I:Eel'm8' order those drinks. ''Ah. you" , 'Bays be; 'my credit's goo There. Barkeeper, give us tome Are, snd'be' quick nbont if,' "Y'er Sohn L Sullivan, eb? Well d'yer know who I nm, ydn't' No'Mr'.'saidl. .. . WJII, l'nf CoVaiTcboJim, tbo klllei frVin KilltrVTown.h"b;Tinii wolf.yow : nnd it's ray day'tlf howl,yow'yow.' '"Anef witbfthat bo drew (wo "shooters and dnnctd on the' floor and Ll-eid awav llguts auelbotllesthe barkeepers woyj getting moro and more scared all tbo time, nnd Ibis finished me. I nns just sure he was getting wound up to go for me, auit Y determined to slope while tho wniking -wasgood. So said 1: ' 'Escriso roeTlvdnl to'speak lo the lan'dlbrd,' tiud'L'dcked toward the reur: door1. ''' ' ' '"Now, I wnufyon lir.ck in n of a hurry,' siiid he;Mr. ' Johri fJStillivan, cbarnplon of the Vakflw " ' " - "I put out; 'and Mfistaf '(wo balls af ter me its B-reniihdiftUfie'ctil through tEgtail ormy c6W"fetfsflBBtIi?r jiui n hole-in rfly'hat.-,',Hii'rry- up", -Johu'Tj. Sullivai-;''I couId.ere'biailboAftig I got ih iho. back yard in a" region of stVeflTToif' fehc's,'' btit'n seyen:foot fence" Was njwhere. ' I don't, believe I tiiicWd tout fence ujir the " next three fences' as rtruck 'across' lots for. my ho tel:" 'SeTnie'maU ir on upper wfudow oi oiie of the jiouse il'ia'tf I J'lsjd took a Ilying bbot timo'wljb "nriils, but that oh'ly made nte gb' tho faster," I ilunbed lu tlle b.ick Mndow(of my hotel, inide a break' iiji stairs bolted ;my wipJpw aud Vloor; Inn? tried to go'to iUep, ' 'l could hear an HWfil,rpw.Uglrii etowA stairs in' a few niinutts, nnd I "knew my frieud bad come for me, A perfect. battla raged below for n tirn, bu.t after u whils it ens-ed, and I conld. hear them carrying out' tbo fJeud,' I thought. 'I didn't get a wink of sleep till ,nenr morning, when I ilosod off Tijto a horrible dream about Comanche Jim standing on ray neck ni d Viip'ping my cat with a bowie kLife. Ynic.ui bkt all jon;ro worth that I skipped out of that plica fight ut day. urea it.- The Kcdim'cnfs of Business. "Iiefi, Mit ou toing nut di s sbnit of cloding.- Vat yons)tiV; Ufi'm in tiat olt tfyfoilds pcx? - "''- "Vy, Uuclo- Sholoinorl, dey vnsh1,till vull of moth eaten holes'; nndt'I thought I wo'nld 'sell them to to rag man-" "Shtmiuy craciouj! Do van to pauk mpt'your niudder prndder? Mark 'em Batent Berferoated Summer Year,' ondl heug 'em outsbide mit viftoen tollai d.ig on-feiu'S reeping Absolomlyou-will never be a ltothschildt in your life off you toau't ket te rudiments of p'zness brinciples instbilled into yon ven you vas young.- You will nlsho trive vonr uncle as grazy as n Cbune bugon?es you sthody bis interests i. little gloser! ' A LADY'S UANNER3. The true girl's manuers are' frank, cor dial and unpretentious. Truth rlugs iu in every sentence, intelligence governs her coLduct, nnd a courteous '"fonsidem. tion for others constitutes her guiding rale of lire. She makes a delightful companion, a friend of the' typo whose very wounds are faithful, a (rue aud ten dtr sweetheart, and tbe purest and best of wives. Her lahgh has ft riug of siu cerity, her conversation a tone of Iiph let fill confidence lu God an.l the world, and her atta"chments, whulhcr as a friend' or ai i nearer one yet anil a dearer, are in nocent of coqnetry aud uutonclTed By setfhiliness. Born to"nn luheritarcj ot good blond, perfect manners, aud fine old family pride. Bbo yiews worldly p 'osperityns morely an deces; ory of lifu'a luiiraimVortaut possessions, and regards tbe'wealth wilh whioh she is usually blessed if, indeed she ever thinks of money of tho valne of whtcb she seems unconscious asi a simple means" to the far moro important end of humarPccm fort and happiness. The causa of tHify 'lasses. . -rWben does a tree fetl contented? When it's sappy, The period of the fly for tbe present season has about come to a slop . Stitistics show that boy babies are more npt.to die tbau clrl .babies. Boys .can't staud contiuued hugging, as girls can. Of oiurse clothes dou't make a man, but turn bim loose on the street without auy and see if anybody will speak to him but ajioliceuiau. The wretch has-been arrested who at a social , parity jjiid that, a.yonng lady playiug the pianofojte was like an apple because her nngeija were 'mong Leys. The baggoge agents of tbe Uuited States are holding a convention in Chi pigo. Before their arrival all Inula were, prudently removed .'from tbe city, -and hidden in the woods outside. , Subscribe,, for the Anvutuf, -only oue elpKar,i) scar, " " ' " 'Ybnr'if PtiflihA'ctvnnc. -imKnfr-rxi not paid in advance,- $lt2o. ' WWllTTiriL.tlUJI Tha'Uottleih'lhVciSsIt,'?" Some nym fentTws fiuvi a linit!i keeiiug their LVanliybnftle tfndorTnl;V afi1 ,k;y, wliere.ni.bntl burth"eiselve a!i get ut It. iliey.thlnk BoUlvlvrTtfi-,rsmw rtf- ten they (,o tu it, but a fe4 nose', nihetimes tells the Isle "ujer tln worjli cap speak Tho'-'boitleTn the cloVef," ff VeontHin ijcit iiiiM.-niBYtinrr-"iiiuil innlj ... ..in liii.f. i, imi-ij! i kiiavilMVU i I7( Ktri.FB,lfiut what no luiiuly ean.airon lo lio withuuti . i a . A BEAUTY VIIH A WHlFl A cow-hldiuu.afluir lu wlnoll-n. boj witching brunettf.inoving in fakblonablc society, lajcd ajeiietiug role has caused ft deoided teiisaliou in a Silvnnnah city. xae mny nas been nnnoyed by several notot from a man sujipos;d Ip ban coin mercial Iravekr lor a N"eW York bouAn aud on the advice of u frieud grafted ..v. u corrpsponuyni tbe jiritll ege oi maKiU3 a call at ler home. ,'bi au'tlcipnllnijalra'p.lbe stranger presented biniseiriu llief evening nnd had,hardly entered tbo parlor when he asked the any s company for a stroll. Acceptii g the invitation, she left tho,.housiibnt 'had not priicceifcil further .Jhan iulf n uiocK wnen imjgcutleuian, who had oou c'octed the plot passed her and slipped a heavy cow bldo into her baud. Without "h word of" wnrnfno h Ullllllulilv .vt . , . -P. ' "."tV'J Yt tnenced lasbinc her insulter.uemKu n, free wifblhu whip, jmd before heoould 'renlize the'slttulion ho ,wna streaminc 'vitb MeiOd'ttbd bad both bis pyes.nearly oio-eu. ins attempted apology ouj drow forth mora blows, and he .flunllj tookjo his jieels. "The lady 'thonjre tuTrie'd home before her, lamily HKtrc aware of what bad berii going ou. Had the obusllsed dnde Tnlleu'info" the bands of the lady's brother be would In nll probabjlity.have received a dos'e tff'cold lead. Morts. are being' nude lo ferret jut !hrideutity,or the in tntfaiiif'suc' fc-'ewslol further sousJllohiUaevclopmeuts may enst-o. - A Killtary Man Made Happy.- ' Waslilnntnu, 11. C.-Geuersl 0.Aa.Knif, lin, Id a lelier slallne- his win, v., rn,i r u painful ailment by St. Jaoi'ib's Oil.wril'es iuui, uner wiinessiug Its irtaijieill cure or paih he wnul,l cheerully pay $100 for a bottle" ol St. Jacobs Oil. irhk l,tlll,t n,tl nal i! cheaper. - Sixteen 'Uiliertut'; Qontmclicnt'pien claim-lo have Invented Jh'e. buck-saw; Saw-Iomnfilct; " . IE Is b'eaa'ty's. privilege tb kill time", ftn 1 time's privilege tu kill Tiif. CiiltnmjKLiKK It... It is j.lensant to" take, nnd'aironls immedfate relief we let er lo JAD WIN'S TAK' Si'RUP. For.sale at Tilltin's' "drug store.' - . , i Tho cat is tbo most 'reliable poet.--, it cm nrwAjs'cfepeudVpoh'-its mews.. , Thef Sign for despatch clime from tbo impatient lover. ' - .TJieau.m who .patroul.-scs a s'ecoi d haudclotbiug store is never' troubled with fits. ..luimv on, up lias siood the test of oyer six. veors, and thousands oftia- rtlinouialscan be produced-es to iis tn-ea'f menu! irom .Jlaino to. Texas. Kor sale at Thomas drug btore. . - ' -'-If people knew as much nbont what they think they knoWY iis tb6y thfuf; tuey know about what others think they know, we think they would know more ibau they think' they know now, The difference Between a oat null a" o ninia is that one has the claws at th$ end of the paw, Vhile tho other La tbe pause at the end of the claust). r A lady who. drew a irenlleinan's elressiug.gown'nt a recent church 'lair no.v wauts to draw a good 'looking younffmau to put' in it. what wir.t Stop lly Couonixo At NiuutV Cuaranieo Aeleer's English Iteroedy will. Price 10c, JOc. ,t $1. Sold by Dr. C. 1. Horn.-Lebiglilon, i E. A. Horn, Wcies port. . a jJ.be milk train fdoes not stop at whey.Btatious. Except to take in water. A gambler would rather let you out tnnnlet you w in, What is vinegar withW a mothei? It is orphan, very poor For what port is a mau bound' dur iug courtship? Bound to Havre. ottumwa, la. r. J. N. Aruulrons.says: "I have used Brown's Iron flitters in my ...... ,j wu iiruu jiuicii'i us use iu uiners. W here was the when he spider? and where will she beetle he sees her. now can you ever loBd ft ycssel without the block aid? We invite some bodv to tackle lliia. Jefferson, City, ffii.'Dr, J. C. Illddler says: "Per.ons who uso Brown's Iron Bit ters always speak well of it. It Is good ineuiciue." mo man can be wise oji an empty siomacu, A poofr excuse is better bau nour and the.saWejnay bo fold of a poor di. 'uer. I1?8.' A mtcbles4 slorr one in which there is no weddings. Why go about with that aching head? Trv Av.,1, Pllljtri-.u ...ill -,..? - J --j. - tirj tvii, relieve ilia stomach, restore- the digsjtivo organs IS healthy action, rcfnoyo1ho obstructions tlibt depjess the n.erTond'btaln, and th'ufctiro your hfaoaclio vernuuenily. Men of sound principles Musioiuu's. The song of lbTo,top Hum again. The latest tbiug iu hose 'the feet. He who thinks 'he' has nothiugto ear from temptation is most exposed to a fall, '' Good advice is like brown bread. It is very nourisbinp," but not alwuv's tbo most weleonifi klml nf fnn.l ' P - Beatity is n cliff cn- wblcb one and another jnnu seeks to sbipwri-ck brm.' self.-because it lies fall of pearls and oysters. Ilichter. Horrid, yes, It Is, that 'we must suffer Irom disease, but from Heart Disease, ne'f-' yousness and sleeplessness, Dr. Oraves" Heart IteguiatVr will glye you Imme'dlale relief; thousands say so, $l per bottle at drujgists. Tbo long winter evening! are rapid ly npproaobiitg, makiug 'lhe present a good time to subscribe'for Tun Cacbpn AnvocATfc. Only $1.00 n"vear.'" " A shell race- JIo)lo6ks.' ' -The.msn' whrr dlft uitcEes'VunmVmT8 inda w'ell for lii work ' ' sod boee-tnld: , Address Tarr - , . TheXarbon Advocate. An Independeiit Family Newtptper rublWici every ATI'HDAY, In L-jhilditon, Carlmn (Vi.,Pa., by tIAKlCY V. niOItTIIIMKK. umcfi-RA t;VAV, bhnit distance the I.clil.ili Valley It. It, Depot. TerafiliOOlIf'AiiilffjfAdFajiCfi EviniT nrscmiTioN of m.aii ami fasct ' AV VKtlV LOWTttldES' " - .i;.. 11 nicnt','ConyimDttori.ariti'for'tii(5 relief of consumptive pcrfons, iji ladanccd' stagey of tlie i)ispase. iSold by all Druftftists. rriw 25" c . - . V, ..... Ofeny Pectoral. Ko othereiiifrtilrtlnts are so Insidious In tiiell slue's as those ittfi ctlng the throat and luresi tuouo j trilled Willi Jiy.the majority of sorfcr ers, Hit) ordinary cough. pr rof ultbie; I'vt.m;, ii. n, i, .lining ui UIJCUIIBUIUIIS. CX (insure, Is bfleu hut the beginning bt n' falsi sleliiiciuij Avi:uV CiiKnnv Phitoha!, has well piyvmi It4 euicnoy In a forty years' fight ivlih tliit ni.a lui.gllseascs, and should be akciffri u'l caK-s wlthcut Delay. A Terrible CiiiirIi Cured. "' In lr I tf-Ok V.-fi-e-co!d, which l-m'ettd my lmiL, 1 liad :i, ten Iblo cough, n( il w:st"I nUht'iitter night without sleep. 'J'lio tiocuire gav,nio-iii. ,L tried Ayer's CiIliiuv l'i. loli.lt., which relieved my lunit", Induced sleep, ahd allordedsns the reht necessnt-v for the- recovery f ,niy stixnglh, -Ity the foiitniiu-,1 ifso nr the1 I'))iiuai, a'jivriiia- iietit uuii-.wnsienecii-UA j 'anvniowew years oM, halu and hearty, and am satisfied .your Oiiuuhv PLtrotiAl.'-kaved hie. , ... .JIoiiAOB FAinnnoTUEK." r.ocl,iiigJi-am, Vt., 'duly in, ikM. jprpuii.jjV .Mother's Tribute. " While in tlio country last whiter iny Uttlo tmy.threo earsolil,ia taken lllwttli croup; It seeinod as if ho would diet from strangu lation." One'cif the Tnnilly suggested tho uso of Avi-.n's Ciiutnv PBt-rronAL, a buttle of which was alwlijs kept lu the house. Tills was tried tn" small and frequent doses, and lo our delight In less than hair an hour Iho littl! patient was breathing easily. The doc tor saidj that -tho Clir.liuV 1'ECTOnAi. bad Mvcl niv darling's. life. Can you wonder at our gratitude V- sincerely vours, j Str-.' m , Jlns. i:ima,Ocdskv." 15',l West llSth St., New York, Jlay 10, 1832: " "I have ttneil AYi:n's'Cnfcnnv Pectorat hi my family lor several years; and-' do Hot hesitate to pionomico' it,tlio.ni08t eirectunl remeily'for'eoughs and"colds we'have ever tried. A. J. CiiAHE,"- La!,a Crystal, jrinu., JTareh 13, 1682.. " I euirered for eight years from Tironchllls, audartertrilug many icinedies with no sue-. ,cesR,.I Was cured by tho uso of Aveh's ClIKli- ltY PlMTOllAn,- .lOSEl'H WAIDEN." liyhalla, Miss., April 6, IMS., " I caiui'lt say enough In pralso of Ayer's f'limiuv Pi:i-ri)itAL, believing as I do that but fur its use I should lonir since have died ifioin-linig troubles K. 11IU0D0K," .i-o.ietipiOt.-i.exas, .vpru iwi No. case of an affection of tho throat or lungs exists which cannot be greatly relieved "by the uso of A Yen's Ciieiiky Pectoral, ami it will ulicays cure when the disease is not already bejoml tho control of medicine. rilEl'ltlED BY ' Dr J. C. Ayer&Co., Lowell, Mass. ( E?5-2Kfci ME i- liPiiliSi si $ Mm bD C3 a-) r-u. ( a week rcade a( liome by the In tlustrloui. fleet business now be ' f'.ro the public, Uapltal not needed. U e will start vnu. M.n women, boys and girls wanted rrery whcTs to wc-rk for us, Now Is tbe 1 1 mo. You can worse In snare time, or give your whole lime to the 1 niarlf BojreJI. Ho one can fall to make! iiuiinexii ran mmir niutnuii. viii nor Dullness, will mst-tob- n fall to make. snot.. i . ........ . , ... ... . . . I -on ccstirout- ruLMftty r JT. IT' a. cui.a, Maine. deerl" isnsjsbu the Ctlre of Cqticlis, Cold?, Hoar1 ep.o, Brpnchitis, .Croup, Astlirtfa. AVhooWnK Coticb. Inci- ' d
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