Advertising Rates. Wo tleslra t to be distinctly understood thai no advertisements will be Inserted In thi columns of Tax Carbos Aovocatx that my be received from unknown parlies or nrms unless aecompanieu oy iue uash, The following arc our oxlt terms: on squibs (10 Lists), One Tear, each Insertion 10 cts. Bix months, each Insertion 15 cts. Throe months, each insertion xu as. Less than three months, first Insertion $1 ) each subsequent insertion 25 cts. Local notices 10 cents Per line. II. V. MORT1IIMER, Publisher. CARDS, Attorneys. T, A. SNYDER, ATTORNEY AT LAW. OrrICK -Corner of Bask Street & Banknay, 2nd building above the Carbon Advocate I'rlnttnK Uffloe. . May l, 188-ma LEIUQHTON. Jf. U.Vl'SHEIt, ' ATTOHNBY AND COUN8ELLOII AT LAW, RRW STHT.I.IHiaHTOH,P. Pollution Anner WHIBuyand Bill Heal Estate. Conveyancing neatly done Col- lellons promptly maaa. atiiiiug uaiei- ui it Idsnts specialty. May b consulted In HoUsb BdUtrmau. . Ncv.ia. Physicians and Dentists. REMOVED. W. G. M. Seiple, Phician & Snrgeou, lias Itemored lila OOlce and Btsldenco frum Second St. to SOUTH Strcol, In the building formerly occupied lr A. J. llou.KNMAYEn, where be will be pleased to see his friends and patrons. W OFFICE IHHIKS: rrnin 6 to 9 o'clock r. M. March 31, 1883. -QK. W. W. KEBER PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. MAIN STREET, I'ARRYVILLE, Pa, May he consulted In tho English or German Language. March 21, 1S63. A. liEUIIAMEB, 31 1)., PHYSICIAN AND SCROKON SpeeWt attention paid to Chronic Disease. Offl: anuth Kast eornr Ironaud 2nd sts., l.o biz ton, Pa. Aprils, 1876. D. 11EDEK, M. 1). V. 8. Examining Surgeon, rltAOTICINQ PHYSICIAN and SU UQEoN, OKricnt Hank Street, iieueu'b ulock, Lrhiuii. too, ra. May be coniuilcd lu tho Ocrin in Language. Nor. 3 D It. C. IV. UOWEU, PHYSICIAN AND SUROEON. May be consulted In the (Inrman or Enirll fh VlgUHgO. OmnM Lppnstto Durling's Drujc store, if AN K St., Lelilghlon. I'll. Jan. 1 .y i W. A. Cortrigkt, D.D.S., OFFICE: 0p!s!l6the"imadwny House," Mauch Chunk, Pa. Patterns have the benefit of ttie latest Im. rrovetneuts In ine-h.inl-Ml appliances nnd lie .host methol ol irfiitinnt In all sttrxlcal eases. Nll'ltOUS-OXlllK administered II di'Klrei!. ir possible, persons residing outside cf Alauch Chunk should nittke engagements by mull. j J 8 v 1 rpiroai is 111112111:11, X CONVEYANCER, AND GENERAL IN8URAN0E AGENT The following Companies are Represented! bF.ll.VN )N MUTUAL FINE. llBAIIlNO MUTUAL FIRE, WYOMIitO KIItE. I'OTTSVILLU FIRK, LUIIICili I'lltE. and tlloHtAV ELEIls ACCIDENT INSUitANOU, Alan l'onnavlvnnl'i and .Uutnnt lloi-ao Tlllot etecilve and n-mranco Companr. Msiell.IS:i IllOS. khmehuu. 0ARBON HOUSE, J. W. KAUDKNHUSII, PROPRIETOR, II asic St., Lkiiiouto.y, Pa. The OAnnoN Housk oilers first-class accom modations to the Trnrollnir public. Iloiirillnic by tho Day or Week on Itcasiinulile Terms. Choice Cigar?, Wines and l.tnuuis nltvuy on hand, Uod Sheds ami Stables, with atten tlru IloUIers, nttucbe.l. April 10-yl, pACKnrtTOS"HO-iT.!i7 Midway between Muuch Chunk R: Lehighton LEOPOLD MEYER, PuoriUKTOR, Packerton, Penn'a. This well known hotel Is admirably refitted, and has the best accommodations lor perman ent and transient boarders. Excellent I aide and the yory best liquors. Also Hue stables attached. Sept. 10-yl. Mauch Chunk House, Susquehanna Street, Maucli Chunk, Pennc, T. F. FKIlir, Proprietor. When vlsltlnir at the County Seat this Hotel will tound lo beMrtt-clnes In eery res. peel. Wires. Liquors, 1. nicer llcrr. Clears and other Refreshments of purest quality at the liar. Terms very moderate. Patronage solicited. Se,it. 'X.', 1183 Livery & Sale Stables BANK 8TUKKT.LKIIIOIITON, Pa FAST TKOTTIXQ HORSES, ELKO ANT CARRIAGES. Aad posltlrely LOWER P1UCES than any other Ltvcry tu the C'ojuty. Ijirjreand handaonio Carrlacea for Funeral purposes and Weddings. DAVID EUDEKT Noy. ::. 1ST J. J. W. HAUDEXBUSU Respeetlully annnunn t n l he public lint lie has opened a NEW LIVERY .sr.Mtl.E In connection with his hotel, and Is prepared to furnish Teams fur Funerals, Weddings or Business Trips on shortest notice and tnott llberaliernis. All orders lert at the "Carbon House" will recede prompt attention, Stable on North Street. next the hotel, Lehlghton, laniifl WM. DUFFY & SON, of Enst Mauch Chunk, are prepared lu lo all kinds of Plastering & OrnainBntar Wort, at shortest notice. Orders by mail will re ceive prompt attention. Terms imxterale for good work. sejilJif J H. V.- MoRTniMER, Propriof,or. VOL. XL, No 47. Ladies, Misses and Children's Wear. Call and see for your selves, and be convinced my stock is large ns the largest, as good as the best, and my pric s as low as the lowest. BISTK Second door below the M. E. JCook to Your Interests ! Tia ant Sleet Iron fare, Souse FurnisWiiff Goods, k, k Is now offering extraordinary Bargains for Cash h- Ile Is the only Agent I itown for the sale of the Bessemer, Sunshine, Othello, New Champion and Apollo Ranges ; Montour, lighthouse, Excelsior Perm, and Eolipso Cook Stoves; the Princeton, Early Dawn, Belmont and Real Double Heaters, with a va riety of other Square and Round Heaters, All of which ho is now offering at the Very Lowest Prices Also, on hand every kind ot STOVE URATE and FIRE DlilOKS. Dealer in all the best makes ol l'U.MI'd, Rootling and Spouting, Prompt and Cheap. Store on SOUTH Street, a few doors above Bank Street. Patronage invited; sa'lsfactlon guaranteed. June 30, lS8!-yl Buy Your Spring and Summer Groceries, Queensware, etc., at 0. M. SWEENY & SON'S Old Post-Office Building, INDIAN 6IIB1 WM Cures all diseases of tho Stomach, Liver, Bow els, Kidneys, Skin and Blood. Millions testi mm fy; o its efficacy in JK diseases, and pronounoe it to he the 1MB Mark: best remedy oown to man. Guaranteed to Cure Dyspepsia, jTACiENTS WANTED .Jgfl laboratory 77 West 3d St., New York City, Drugf Dr. Clark Johnson: My body was llternllr eovared with Tt,r. your INDIAN IILOOD SYRUP, which has m- Spring Announcement ! tie., ke, . uur iounK luies and tlentletnen uorroM pVices"' " they,,ul a call before Tonn AT &WIS Oil Fost Office BiiilfliiE Arrll 4, ItSl-ly Mrs. Eath has much pleasure' in announcing to the la dies of Lehighton and vicinity, that she has just returned from the City with a large, ele gant and fashionable assortment of the very latest novelties in FALL AND WIHIEE Millinery Goods, INCLUDING Hats, Bonnets, Rib bons, Feathers, Flow ers, &c, suitable for Street, Church. sepl5m3 James Walp, Successor to A. D. MOSSER, Manufacturer ef and Dealer In all kinds of Stoves Ranges, Heaters, f Bank St. Lehighton. BLOOD SYRUP healimr the xrists sell it. LYICENS, IMcrntN C6., Pa. frte wlitt. i ... M ... ....... . effectually cured lu f l recommend It 'lilahTy ENOCH BEKOER. Tho undersigned calls the attention of his many friends and patrons to his Large and Fashionable Stock of Spring Goods, Consisting; or BOOTS AND SHOES Or every description and Style In the Market, Including a special line or Lady's Fine Shoes Also, a full line or Umbrellas, Sun Shades, Hats. Caps, will And It to their advantage to u nolt'1B "st selected sft Ire him OCK in WHS '9 BAM Street, LEHIGHTON IOW80JP8 INDEPENDENT LEHIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY, THE PALL OF TOE ANOELB. The account of the origin of sin, the fall of the angels and the creation oltbe numan Nee, In the Buddhu Cuadma's Doctrine, is one of the most beautiful traditions on the subject to be found in the whole ranee of classical or Oriental literature, The allusions lo sin having been caused br the use of food . to the sons ofOod having come down la earth and to a del uge, all point to the same jprimeval ira ditloni which ate preserred In iscred writ. High o'er the deluged earth, the tide Rose up from the realms of night, Till the walera danced at the golden Rates, And Joyously hailed the light; And the lotus gleam'd on the murky waTes( As pure as the drops or snow, So fair, that the Dewas wond'ring gazed On these waifs from the world below, And long'd to seek for that unknown land, Where the fragrant I i 1 ties grow. Then they bade farewell to heaven, and made Each lotus cup their bark) And their rays lit up the sunless yold, As stars when the moon Is dark. Like an Infant clasp'd to Its mother's brcnit, As tbey floated o'er the deep, They drank long draughts of the lilies' breath, Till they felt earth's odors sleep Their senses in strange drowsy dreams; Then they wondering sank to sleep. They slumbor'd on, till the waters fell; Then earth appcar'd once more, A lonely islo, that bloom'd amid A sea without a shore. Tnere was no sun tu guide them there; No stars apiwar'd In sight, But the rays of heaven around then streamed, And the Dewas' path was light. Where'er they went, the daylight came; When'cr they left, 'twas night. Wild with delight, they roamed afar, On, the new-born earth was falrl Ah! Utile tbey dreamed, as tbey wreothod its flowers, And drank up its odorous air. A change was stealing o'er their forms, They were breathing lust and hate; Atasl that folly was learned so soon, And wisdom leurm-d eu late! Burning with new-born wild desires, They longed for food and ale. They ate, alas! and were gods no more, They felt their radiance fade; And the darkness gathered o'er their heads, In a deep'ning murky shade, That shut from their eyus Nirvana's gales, Too late they strove to lly: Their idle pinions Inp-g before Had dropu'd ftunrtheir wings. The sky Could only be reached through the gates of the grave, They first must learn to die. Then Ihey trembling raised a wail of grief, So loud, that to heaven it rose, Where each long luat Dewa's voice was ' heard Mourning its human woes. Though the gods gazed down through the viewless void They wept and watch'd in vain Fur those wand'ring lights; Ihelr glimmer lug rays Wero never mere seen again. But the gods still mourn for the Dewas lost; And their tears are the drops ol rain. BESSIE'SL0VERS. A low, irregular line of bouses ttrnR gled somehow into Ibe square, with here and there n jotting gable frowniug lor ward, as if reseating the attempt at regu larily. Oolbic, Tudor and Bazon seemed to have bad an equal pait in this strange medley of buildings; while, as if to add chaos of construction, tbe rector's huubo looked down upon tbe group from tbe bill above, and brought yonr minds at once to tbe forward frets of tbe great queen. Strange bow tbe mind of a people will stamp itself upon even sticks and stones! This square, whicb was mildly frown- ed upon by tbe rector's bouse, was the abode of some filty gentlewomen "tbe widows of clergymen, being of good re- pate, whom ye Coantess of Gleucower bath minded bcrself to do Clod's service, by affording them shelter and food aud raiment, until it shall please the Lord to take them unto himself." In tbe valley belew, there stretched from tbe bill-side a waving mns of pine and larch, and rustling sycamore, fold ing in their emerald embrace the dark fella and white-frothed coursing of a nimble rivulet. As yo'.i turned this winding road to tbe right, up tbe bill towards tbe rectory, tbe old cborcb, with its ruined architec ture, raised its spires before you, calling to mind tbe time when Canute lifted tho banner of Rbrist againhttbe black Haven of tbe Noilb. It is an ancient, sleepy village, wblcb bad scarce changed in all tbe rolling years; and one might even have sappoa- ed tbe worm-eaten gate leading to tbe church-yard coeval with tbe times afore gone, since post and rail seemed to have long gone past tbeir office. Leaning against tbe rail was a maiden of some eighteen years of age, ber bright piquant face balf turned against tbe set. ting sun. A light, dull-grey cashmere gown, fitting closely to ber figure, was relieved only by a feint pale rose-bud at ber throat. Most women are pretty in tbe eyes of men, nod all can oaptivate if they but rely on that softness which is their na ture, and not seek to win a tawdry ap pearance by aping tbe masonlioe, Man yields his admiration to tbla for a moment, and resents it in bis heart. muoh as a woman resents in tbe stern sex any apprsacb to tflVmlnaoy. Besaie Lee was a woman and a child, she scarce knew ber own heart, hardly comprehended for what else tbeSupreme Ileing bad formed ber, save to be dainty in all ber ways, and drink, in each day the sweet homage of man. She loved, for woman's nature is to love, and tbe eiceas of that divine pes- Live and Let Live." PA., SATURDAY, OCTOBER 13, 1883. alon, as yet unfulfilled witbln ber, out poured itself upon every one with whom she came in contact. She could not help loving. It as her instinct, and she obeyed It The aged gentlewomen of the bouse, full of .bye-gone years, and bitterness for tbe prevent, felt tbeir gall tamed to boney ns she ministered to tbeir wants; and the laborer oeased to think or the daily toll which hungry mouths caused him, 11 Ilessie Lee came but near to warm bim into better manhood. This was her instinct, ber better na ture. She could not help doing good; but books bad taught ber other tbiugs. and beyond all that the bad conceived an Idea of love from the frothy dreams of romancers. Life is not made of romance, Bessie bad woven ber future of roses and sun shine. Thus muoh for her character. Her' form and face were perfect. She was the daughter of one of tbe inhabitants ol the refuge. By ber side stood a tall, grave man of some seven or eight ami-twenty, apeak ing in a low, earnest voice upon some theme to which tbe girl seemed to pay but pelulaut attention. "Life has romance enough in it for all ofu. dear Bessie," be said, "if we but gild each moriing with the sunshine of an honest endeavor." "I know I know, dear," she replied; "but life cannot bo all bread aud cheese, and solemn word and solemn mode. Oh, IUlpbt I should dio if I oouldn't have excitement, and you have drawn such a gloomy picture.'' "Is it gloomy, then, dear, to be the associate and helpmate of one who, Qod being bis help, honestly endeavors to do bU duty. I cannot paint the life of a poor Loudon doctor to you in glow nc colors, Bessie. If I did I would be un true to you myself." "You nre trying me very bard, Ralph." she s ild, turning her race hastily, that he might not see tbe augry tear which rose to her eyes. He looked at ber wistfully and sadly, slightly releasing tho pressure be bad placed upon her tiny band. After all, be thought, was this dainty petulant village maid tbe one to buffet the billows of life's great ocean. Could be ever make the delicate ohild understand bim.and be to him in all that second self, lacking which in tbe great business of life no man is perfect Was it fair, was it honest, to her or to bim to tear up this primrose and kill it with tho deadly town air? Ha could not say. Hia heart would ouly moan back in answer to reason "I love ber I love her!'' Vet, as stern stuff was in tbe man, be could not show it to ber save in bis earn estness aud manhood. Italpb Braybrook'a heart had no room for jealousy, but a numb pain tugged at bts heart-striugs when he saw her turn away from his society lo mix with some nimble-tongued youtb, iheu, as if tbe load of bis sombre shadow beine takeu off her, ebe could l.iugh with the rest. He could have cried then in very bitter ness, "Pray thee, weep, May Lilian," for this couslunt "gaiety without eclipse;' but be was not a man to wear his heart on bis sleeve, and many n time bad be turned away murmuring, "l'oor child, sbo is so young! so young!" He had kuown ber from childhood with that brotherly intimacy so danger ous for a man, so fatal to a woman's love. She had for years past regarded Italpb in tbe light of ber protector, who would in process of time become btr husband. He was her mother's friend, almostthe only being whom sbo could lean on in the world; and so, when in his grave, q'tict way Italpb bad proposed, It hardly cost her a flutter of the heart to say "Yrs,"andthe rich blood scarce crim soned btr bright young faoo. She had abl fatal words "grown so used to him." lie came down to tbe quitt village to ee them but rarely, for it was a poor, crowded neighborhood where be had bis practice, aud the poor are exacting; but ha ulways talked hopefully and cheerful ly in bis own grave way of tbe little home to which be honed to btlnr, hla bride. Of late be bad noticed a slranceapalhy about her whioh alarmed bim even more than ber childish petulance, nnd it was his trying to seek tbe cause of it which led to the conversation above. "Trying you hard!" he said, "I do not understand. Bessie, dear, I try to un derstand you, bat I cannot" ' 'No; it is that - you cannot," abe said, "and some rata are like tbat, I suppose, playing with women's feelings as they would with a little baby, hurting it to death nearly with their uncousclous brute-playfulness. 'You don't understand me you never will understand me, And it is better that yon should cease trying," Had some unseen band plunged a dagger Into bis bosom be could not have turned so deadly pale, ''Bessie! Bessie!'' he moaned, "don't say that," The cry was the short, quick cry of agony, and she turned ber averted bead to him, and would have sprung to bis arms, but ere she could frame an excuse for her words, his pride leaped t) relieve bis bitter anguish. He drew himself up coldly, while drops of ios-cold perspiration stood upon h a forehead. "Be it as you wish then, Bessie," be said. "I am not one to compel a gentle woman to an alliance against ber wish." Ere she could realizi it he was gone, and she was left stunned and stupefied at tbe effect of ber own words. Gone, her protector gonet ber girl hood's oompanion parted from ber for ever! It could not bel "He never loved ma!' she said bitterly "and now I know well be nsyer loved nit!' 1. 00 "What, Miss Leo) and sitting Ilka Didu?" cried a voioe: "am 1 iui. a mo roa, or may I act tbe role of comforter?'' She looked up, aud saw the handsome sunny face of Lord Ellesmere looking down upou ber. 'jGivfc me laAve to speak, Miss Lee," he said, dropping bis voice to a low, Im passioned tone, "I would not jar upon yonr feelings for the world. I see yon are in griel; let me sympathize with yon believe me, your grief robs me of, all Joy." She suffered bim to place' ber baud upon bis arm and lead her away.snffered him perhaps, because sympathy is most dear to ns all; aud bo bad come to her in her hour of weakness. She knew Lord Ellesmere as handsome, gay, and witty, but a man against re ceiving the attentions of whom Italpb bad often warned her, "I will show Italpb," she mused.ns she suffered the young nobleman to lead her along toward the wood, "that be is not altogether so iudispensuble to me as be imagines!" And in this wav she made an effort to rouse herself from ber eadnesa, nr til presently she bad forgotten Ralph alto- getber, and was listening, breathless with interest, to accounts of the great world and its fine ladles. What a change this must be from tba life of a poor doctor's dradgo in a crowd ed East-end praotlce. "lou must be yery happy with so mnch gaiety, Lord Ellesmere," she said with a sisb. "Who can be happy without the one thing alone wbiob constitutes true Imp pinesir Am juiss liee iiesste let me call you Bessiel if you could only know how.sbk ofall tbisgatety.I have yearned for youl Night after night have I slipped away from my gay compauions, that I might' see your shadow; Bessie, I love you, madly, devotedly! Come with me; be my wife; and you shall outshine them all wealth, talent, birth, shall bow be fore yon, for you will be my queen!" And she, poor fool, thinking of her re venge, nnd intoxicated with her triumph, nocepted him, and suffered herself to be drawn towards tbe flame, as many a silly moth had been before. It was night ere she reached borne, ac companied by her new lover, iutoxicated with praise and triumph. . "He was a loverl" sbo kept repealing to herself, noble and witty and passion ately devoted. "Bid not love flash out upon her from his great blue eyes, and did be not show ber a thousand little attentions, of which IVtlph bad never thought?" So she twisted the great diamond en gagement ring, which Lord Ellismere had given ber, around ber linger, aud dreamed her dream. He had arked her to keep tbe engage ment secret until be could obtain his father's consent, and she had promis d. Otherwise what pleasure she would have bad in saying, "Ralph Braybrook chose to leaye me, aud I accepted Lord Ellesmere." "Bessie,"' cried her mother; "in the name of everything you love, child, what have yon suffered to come betwecu you and Ralph?" "We have quimled, mother, and tbe match Is broken off," said Bessie, setting her lips defiantly. "Ob, my child, my child!'' cried her mother; "do not play fast and loose with an honest affection like bis. He is al most broken-hearted. Remember, men are not to be treated like toys; tbey bare feelings which must be respected." "And so have women, mother," said tho girl; "ask me no more. I have done with Ralph." But for all tbat ber conscience smote, and once or twice she had almost resolv ed to write to Ralph, and make up. In the morniDg, however, came a splendid bonqaef aud a passionate note from bis lordship; so she allowed herself to drift with the current, A month passed. Bessie was haggard nnd pair, and yet persuaded herself that she was desperate ly lu love with Lord Ellesmere, "One afternoon she received a note from ber lover, urging ber to meet bim by the poacher's oak in Ellesmere Park, It was tbeir usual trysting-place. It was pouring with rain' when she started, aud showed every Indication o! a stormy afternoon. But something unusual about the note seemed to demand ber attendance on the spot. When sho arrived tb.re she found bim pacing up aud down in tbe most agitated manner. "All is discovered, Bessie, my darl ing!' be Bald, rushing to embrace ber; "you must aid me or I am lost" "Hon?" she cried, terrified. ' Yon must away to London with me at once. I have got a special license; once married I lear nothing; the estate ii entailed, and I will soon persuade my father to forget bis anger." "Ob, Reginald!" she cried, "alone." "Certainly, darling," be said, "now this instant! I hsvo no time to wait, fcr even now my father is posting down from London.' "I dare not, Reginald," ohe sald.cling ing close to him, for Ibe storm had now bur.t with auch violence that it terrified her; "I am afraid;" and then suddenly she released herself, and drew back.look ing at bim with a new-born fear. Afraid of what?' be said. "I call God to witneas tbat I mean to be true to you; if not, may this lightning strike me dead." Then tbere came a blinding glare of light a horrid crasblng of branches. Lord Ellesmere lay at ber feet, aud a mau daabiug through tbe tree caught the shrieking girl in bis arms and bore ber away. It usui Ralph, who had fought refnee r m tbe storm in tbe woods, ana wit no e tbe meeting, jiunlbs passed ere Besaie roovered fioutbat fearful shnok. and, if it took atmsof tbejiyousni nan I giddiness out ft h. llftt 1 1 m ,1 1 . . . l A.... I ot berlife. It made her a fltiercompan sun ws ner urei ueiroiuea, a Year if Pnid in Advance. If not iaid in advance, $1.25. In the Sleeting Car from Chjcueo. A laity sst with her only child; The poor little fellow was almost wild. He was making a noise Ilka a circus band For a horribU felon waaon bis hand. A qulttold man remarked to the mnther! "I think we can stop this pain and bother. I've a bottle of Vim Killus here," said he, "And I think it will cure him; let us see." He poured tome drcpa on a molsteued rag A wrappeu the Iclon, as If in a bag, And soon the suffering child was calm As the voice of a summer evening psalm. A miser is often surprised, at clos "quarters." Billiard playing Is a sort of green uaizs oaii game. The women who do fancy woik don lancy work. Is a lost ntl a Maid of tbe Mis. -isuerry cobbler will never mend your old shoes. Anger is a passion wbiob may be red iu iue iace. Denver Dolniri. Mr. J. A. MeBeth, r-clfit! Express Ofllee uver,iAi., was cured by 8t. Jacobs Oil . -u ,.-i.ruoiiuiiig pain in tbe neck, anil uisu looiuacbe. One application did the oiang is always objectionable. In tiad of sa log "a dead give away" you ouuum say -a postnumous donation. n I i ii .... wii ueeawax "o str, never con irauioi a way. ii'g waste of effort. Just gue ber time and she'll doit her self. iincuiiuiaKx Lisa It. It Is pleasant ti laae, ana anonls Immediate relief we re trdauiyi-iilAB SYRUP. For sale ai inotnos" drug store, It seems only proper to snnoest tl,t all those St Louis stories of kidnapped girls should be sent down the Niagara wViu. atb mey not mado of the missed, A Beaufort baobelor so creatlv ad, mired tbe way in wbiob bis bousekeepr preporea nis couee that be nrooostd nnd was accepted. This is a pointer tor a woman wttu ambition In tbat di rection. ACKER'S Tlrgprvaii T... tt Fall. So.d bv Ur f! T irnr t.i..i.. j R A Un,n VI.!.. lu..u(aua Writing a wrong is the forger'a work. The most common skvlleht A hUt. A foul tip-Giving the waiter a bad quarter, A master of free-hand drawino A pick-pocket It is nuturo tbat makes all the tw about peaohes. Acker's Celebrated English Remedy for Coughs, Colds, and Consumption. 8old by ?piABU,?ranUM,by Dr IIorn' lighten, and E A Horn, Weissport. A newspaper reporter always writes (joke) wrong. louug ladles should not foroet 11 at uonatn died from the effects of a bai g uu we loreneaa. -There's a tide in the Affairs of bank presidents which taken at its flood leads to the penitentiary. llJltimoro.Md.-Rey. W. II. Clioptnsn, says: "I deem Brown's Iron Bitters a m.it luiuouiu muic ior general ill-health." It Is claimed tbat a new. nnd the original version of tbe ten command. menis uas been discovered. Unless it permits a man to bear raise witness in a oiise of swappiug horses, it Is illy adopt td for use in these progressive davs. The banks are very careful now; an iceman's note, endorsed by a plumber.is the only paper that is considered reallv urei-ciiiss. The universal verdict, "The Hop Plaster ia iue ueti porous plaster ever made." Ouly 23 CIS. v ine man who slipped on a peach sain laieiy sald.as be collected bis mem bers, tbat he was making a regular trip, ineiasi trip would come later in tbe season. Tbere nre two or three dozjn dir. fereut waya ol spelling Sbakspere's name, and if you begin with capital S, nnd run la about a dozen letters, you are sore to strike one of them. Many forget that the hair and scalp need cleansing as well as the hands and feet Extensive use of Ayer's Hair Vigor has proven that it is the best cleansing agent for the hair that it prevents as well as re- moves dandruff, cools and soothes tbe scalp. anu stimulates tba hair to renewed growth and beauty. An aged observer bas come to tbe conclusion that tbere nre always two great difficulties in the way of an old cltisen. One is to identify himself at the bank; tbe other to get bis name cor rectly published in bis borne news paper. The difference between a hungry man and a glutton is one longs 'to eut and tbe otber eats too long. "Blood will tell," so be careful how you make confidents or your relatives. Why is wine that has been bottlnd for years like an unmarried lady of ad vanced age? Because it is old made,and none tho worse of it "Papa, are cannibals those that live on other people?" "Yes, my boo." "Then Uncle George must be a can nibal, for mamma says be is always liv ing on somebody." -iha man who bragged all summer about Lis being a good skater bas begun to drop that subject, since the weather bos commenced to get cold. And now brags of hia capability as A swimmer. What is a bouse without a baby? Well, comparatively quiet -An Irish wit, bearingtthat a stingy And slovenly barrister bad started for the Continent with a shirt and a guinea, observed, "He'll not change either till be returns." A little girl was walking on tbe street tbe otbtr day wben she saw a very bow legged mn with a I coat on. "Oh ma!'' abe cried, "tbere1 a man wllb a tunnel nnlar bim '' -The long wioter evenings are rapid- PP'onlng, making th present a fftAvt llm. 1 1 a. IU. n -t- rt good time to aubscrlba for Tax Oaibon An ,-ucatx, Ouly 31.00 a year. The Carbon Advocate, An Inderwadant Family Newspaper Published every SATURDAY, la Loliighton, Carbon t.,P,, by IAII1IV V. MOUTIIIMEH. OIifirv-IIAtKWAV. a ahoit distance aboxV tbe J.tblKli Vll.v V It Depot, Terms: $100 pnhAtot strut ryicMMios of n.Ai Att TAc Job 3? :ri n t in er AT YEK tow rUlUKB L'JUJLELIL. For tho Curq of Coughs, Colds, Hoarseness, Bronchitis, Croup,! Asthma, Whooping Coueh, Inci pient Consumption jmtf for thoi renei ox consumpuvq persona in advanced stages of the Disease.-1 Sold by allDniKKists. Price 25 c. I Vi.i Rev. Father Wilds' EXPERIENCE. The Kev. Z. P. Yllds, well-known clt missionary In Now York, and brotlirs of tho lato eminent Judge Wilds, of tin Massachusetts Supreme Court, writes ns follows i "78 K. Stth St., JVew York, May 10, 181), Mtssns, J, c, AVKlt & Co,, (lentlem.sn i Iist winter I vu trniiMnd win, ft n..t uncomfortable Itching humor affecting more osiieolally iny limbs, which Itched s" Intolerably at night, and burned so iuteiise, IV, that 1 OQuld uimrflplv Iiamh ti nlftl,l.,n over them, I was also a sufferer rrun, a severe catarrh and oatarrhal' cough ; my annetlto was tmnr. nnd mv .vii.nt .hu..t deal run down. Knowing the Tiiluo of AVER'S 8 ullAl-AUlt.t.A, by observation ,( many other eases, and from personal ti-e In former years. I began taking It for Hie above-named disorders. My aupetlte Im proved almost from tbe ttrst dose, Aft' r a short time the fever and Halting yira allayoil, and all signs of irrltatlou of t'uu skin disappeared, Jiy uatarrh ami oougu wero also cured by the same means, and my general hraltli greatly Improved, until It Is now excellent. I feel a liuiulrol I,-- font stronger, and I attribute tbeso reanlls to tho uso of the Sausapauilla. whloh 1 rccominonU with all oonfldonoe as IhJ best blood medicine ever devised, I tui.W It in small dosea threo times a day, and used. In all. less than tun h,t,i f .,in.. these foots at your servloe, Loulng their publication may do good. ictjivuuuiiy, j;, WIIPS," The above lnstanoo la but one of the nuuir constantly oomlng to our notice, whloh prove the perrect adoptability of AVER'S Sabsa. i-arilla to the euro of all diseases arlslna from impure or Impoverished blood, and. a. weaacnou vitality, Ayer's Sarsaparilta sleanses, enriches, and strengthens the blood, stimulates tho action of the stomafili Ami bowels, and. thereby enables the system to resist and overcome tbe attacks of all .Vcroi. tout Dlteaitt, Eruption of the SLin, ;:hiu-, natltm, Catarrh, General Dtllllly, aud all llsorders resulting from poor or oorrupted blood and a low state of the system. 1'HEPAnnn nv Dr. J. C. 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Significant historical Pennsylvania newspapers