I! I-" HISCEIXA.N EO 08. II you far nollilii(, tiftboily will rtpcal It A good friend It letter lliati a near te Utlmi Much learning ihow how tittle mor ula Itii'iwn, -Dullfi fulfilled Fire always pleasure! tn Ilia memory, Kxperleuctt ami wisdom are lliobttt fortune tellert. Be on your giianl agalnit rushing from on fitult to another. He cmiler a doiitile lilmlnrM on a 1 r limn If he ijive". quirkly. Iii'lulgo in teisons arguments t trrU nol to win br fiotltli palaver. Strive to win the approbation of men by a coni'itent course of action. A Very empty utensil T lie Khun of TjrUry. SKINNY MEN. "Wells' Iti-nlth H-imwur" realorei health anil 1 1 nor, cure! Dynprps'a, IiiiiHiti-nc'ex-u.l Dublllty. ?1. A Hump trwech "Gi oinla the butt of your cijar inl.te,' " A denier iu artificial bntr u .1 firm bo-liort-r In lalto profi't. ' Isaao, If vou are 15101! to tiny you may tarry up nine muni, but II you urn naughty you mm1 carry It up " A St. fjoius belle rame to CIiIca0 last wool, ami the .only way that she eiiulJ be mug was to catch her by the let t. A mueh-ubusnl alitor wrote to a broth rr j'lurualUt, veiling him an u.9, anil thnuglitlcttly, sigmil liilnsrlf " Y.iura 1'ru tTually." A Texas eHltor eats ink n.llera when 1 i r.iuntrv prmliiro runs out. lie Is not thafluly "e . aeJItor who has 0 patent in B le. "ROtJCJH OH EATS." Cletrt t rats, micj 'aci c, flies, an a ba.l-bu, skunks, chipmunks, g pliers, lio Druggists. A Kentuckv juiltt" nays a horfce r.100 is nl a came. He's right. It's a cut ami tilled affair, juft like a ciiihh. Hunting in tiie wron.j ceinelery for tio he-idtoiio ol a dopnrled friend would natur ally 1m railed a grave mistake. We know an actor wh 1 lately celebra cd his Ri ciMitciinlul. At least lio aays h' has lived througli two hundred j era. A family who had recently moved inlo e (uile of room nco v d an elegantly work oJ motto las', week, which read as follows: "Heaven bless our flat I" Fa m rs ami ot ers deilrine a ten- teal, lucrutivo ugenry business, by wuieu J to $20 a duv cm be rnnied, senit aiblress at oi.ee, on pn-ttal, In H. C. Wilkinson k Co., Ju 0 una IC'J r niton sueet, new lurk. A c.irreHioiiilent orce nskod, "What i tha extreme penalty for bignmy ?'' A villiai with hi bruin parted iu the meridian there' ujhiii insinuated, "Two mothsr-iu laws." Most men will ohin, and dodge, ai d conic back at you on any argument, but ro Inun will allow another to split hairs on the question of next, in 0 crowded barber shut when it's his turn. A Ustnn schjol gill deseribod'n "bust as a statue with two legs under it. She has evidentally neer seen the kind of .1 "bust Ihaladnru police court records. Thoy have no legs under them. On Thirty Days Trial. Tim Voi.taio Uklt Co., Muishall, Mich., will seud Dr. Dye'a Celebrated Electro Vol liac Bilts and Electric Appliances on trial ! tr thirty days to men (young or old) who are alllreted with nervous debility, lost vi tality mi. I kindred troubles, guaranteeing .speedy and complete restoration ol health ami nun ly vigor. n. u. no risk is Incur' red, as thirty days' trial is allowed, 5. ly A Chicago man hus invented a cart iron liblo-wtro that looks just like proeclnin am i iu ecstacics when he sees a tcryaiit j dpap half a dozen cups and shriek with bur rr at observing tlicir failure to break. A Hiekford luun sniv advertise. 1 "a aura cure for drunkenness." Ho forwarded the necessary dollar, and received by return mail, written u a valuable pistil card, In beaulitul violet iuk, tbo magic words, 'Diu't Drink " In presenting to the public a mode of trratiimnt for the euro ofany of those ter rible diseases that afflict mankind, it is but Just aud proper thut tho principles upon which it is foiided blmuld bo set forth Iu as clear a light as possible. The, time forse crecy in sucli matters is past, and any plan o treatment or remedy, thut will not bear tlie closest scrutiny of scientific investiga tion mutt ba regarded with suspicion. It :a rarely in the history of medicine that all tl,o indications of disease, hive been met by usiug'o remcdyor combination of remedies. 11 it after a continued and accurate obser vation of all the phenomena attending the course of an almost couutless number of cases of Rupture, and extending over a lone term of years, a prcpiruttou has been grad lly iwrim-tAl, which, in a in'Ot aurpriainc; aud sutislaetory manner meets the cxan' requirements for the iwriiiajient Relief and ('ore of Uuiiliire, even in its most obstiiialo forms. Kor the benefit of Ihosa of our read ers who have not had the opp irtunity of I. -ting the merits of Excelsior Itnpln-o Trtatm-'iit fur themselves, we ask that you fen 1 1 1 F. M. Merrick. Ogdensburg. N. Y., for his Freo Book on ltupture. A cornfii-ld aristocrat went to the city to inspect the tidbit last week, and upon hearing that McICee ttmkln, of Danlo fame was playing 'Ma," l laid, "Why in tbund- r don't ho go it 'n ithor one, and make 'cr c'en "io." Two young ladies of Tilusvillc recently took a "(Iyer" Iu oil ami cleared $1,200. Tney bought sealskin sanpies and diamond rarrings and asked their brker to buy them 6.11OO barrels without margins. He did so, and the fair sisters "laL Uoivii" 011 him for $100. "T0 lata to whet lint s vont when the trumpet sounds to draw it." Hut never loo late to whet your appetito by luklng Kid. Iiey-Wort, restoring heallh aud making Yourself a well, strong, licrtrly man. It is lineqiulled as a remeily for all liver, bowels and kidney diieasei1. All druggists keep aud recuiDinend it. It Is sal I Hut wnen II irhert Sineer srss in Chlcage ho lnvsme otl'eii.led at a free and eaty s olof a fellow who lapie. him familiarly on the back aud said, "How are j .u, Iterbt" Wo supH.e bo would also gel mart if a stranger was to address him as 'Old Siience" -so wJirV lu tho dickens shall jra, cull hint?" (jf An Austin gentleman bought a buggy li-rta which was represented to ba ierfeetly penile, A fie I the trada hud be. 11 made.tbd tuoney paid over, and the new purchaser ttis leading otr his horse, the lormer owner called to I1I111 1 "I aayl Whca yoj want yur buggy repaired there is a man on IV rari si root who will do It very cheap." Now Isageod time to saniue your wlfr, Jail birds bare CO wiagsbut they fly Vr'ieu they get a cood chance. JIsavu help our hash s "Cod bless our lxariug II ,Jsl" Ui bint Utuworktd 1)1 MAKE HENS LAY Aa taeltiS VnKrlntrr surf eon iij Chtmrtl. nnw teavplloa; in Shis couturr. tr thsi noss of she llorse anil Cuttle Tenders sold hero are worth less trash. He saea Hint .Shitrlilnnia flnnaillnn I am a ,a... ... .i,...i . ; Tslosble. KotMnit onesrth lll raske ben. lay tike SlicrldsirnOimdltlnri l-onifers. Pose, I teassoonful to 1 plot looil, Soht everywhere, or suit by mall for 8 ItUer-atamtis. I. s. Jom.ho.x li Co., Uorro.v, Mass saft. mm mm mm M1IO-F8 Dr. INDIAN BLOOD SYHUP I Cures all diseases of the Stomaoh, Liver, Bow els, Kidneys, Skin and Blood. Millions testi- liV to its eflloaoy in healing tho above named diseases, and pronounoo it to bo tho 'iMc MarL kkst ukmedy known to man. Guaranteed to Care Dysiwpsia. 0 A GT-E n t s w a n t e 1 )0 Laboratory 77 West 3d S:., New York City, Druggists sell it. I.YKUNS, DAuruin CO., Pa. Dr. Clark Johnson: My ho.ly was literally covered with Teller, tor which I could get no relief until I took your INDIAN I1UJOL) aVUlir, which has eiTeo ually cured mo. I recommend It highly. UNOUll limtOEU- FARMERS' COLUMN. Vonufaoturcof ond Dcal'-r iu STOVES, BAHQES AND HEATERS, rin and Sheet-Iron Ware and General House Ym&M Goods. IIOOFINK nsstl SPOirriRs h.no at short notice aud at Lowest Cash Friers. SSHO IS UNACQUAINTID VOtM SHt OCOORAPHV Of THIS OOUtT THY WILl StK BV EXAMININO THISWAPTHAT TH1 FUBE-BRED STOCK. dr. n. ti. ostsrr.n. As a rulo pure-Weil stock is not the most profitable for farmers to keep. Many who have trieil to brenl a herd of pure hloori anlmnli liavo failed. Tho cost to begin with Is larje. The wrilcr rocontly visited a herd of Jersey cattle, some of the cows In which had cost tinny hundreds of dollars. The product In flesh and milk from Iheso unitnals is not so tnurh over that of tho grade cow as to werraut the prlecs paid. The inauHRenicnt that sueh closo bred stock requires Is much greater than grade stock ; that'is, crosses between the pure blood and the native stock. Pure blood unitnals and herds, like tho ono above mentioned, are of Tilueas brcedlag centres, from which the great mass of common stock ran be built up. At a low tstlmato the value of tht grade product ca i bo raised $15 or $20 each, the Drst season. It may be that a farmer with a large herd ofgrades thus produced can af ford to keep two or three pure blood ani mals fur further improvement of the herd, but in many cases it will be better to re plenish the pure blood from ono of the cen tres of ruch stock. It is a national blessing that "fancy fanners," as they are sometimes called, are pleased to make such lare in vestments in pure blood stock, for by this means the supply of any breed is kept up, !t would be a calamity If from any causa these carefully managed herds should all ba broken up and scattered. It is through them that the whole live stock of the coun try is to be Improved by a gradual process of grading. In this important work the less fortune favored stockmen may find a pro fitable field of labor. American Aqricul till fur January. hrervklnd oJ MOVE OtlATHS and TIRE UitltJKS VejiteoiutauUr on hand. Stoiie on SOUTH Street, l tew doors abovo Hank EL, LEIIIGIITON. Patronage aollcited ti..tistac ion fpiaintitei d. Oct. sort A. li. Mossurt. J. F. HALBACH, MtrsiC DealeII AND Instructor in Music LEHIGHTON, Fenna. A full Hue of all kinds of MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, Sheet Music, MUSIC BOOKS, &c., is constantly kept on hand at the Wart Itoeni, near the L. i. S. Dwpol. Sole Agent in the Lehigh Valley for Belming Pianos ! Call and see them ; they have no superior. Z Also, Agent for Weber, Decker, Connor and J. P. Halo Pianos, Anil various Makes of ORGANS Instruction (liven at Pupil's residence on Piano, Organ, Voice aud Theory. oc2S MiltitlrWrl1 How Lost, How MoreA ! Just TmbHshcid, n new Virion ol Dr, TV I, VKUWial.Is OE!.F.UATiU ESAV on ilte riflirni rnreot trttUAiouMioi.A o html i:nl Wiw'a.ipiii Iuvo uiit.n v KtMiiinn Loocs, liiTOTr.M-y Mrm.l mu l'hj-t-io-l li-cioi , imp ulmciitM to Msrilnre etc i rI, Cos BUHPTION. lU'lLFl'sY nml 1 IT. ilniUfC.I hV itlt- luUulccnrti or sexual cMrt.ws-ttiu. &.e TlicelrhriitM antl or In Uu i Umiralile Kz Bay, o nuly tlemiii'Mirnon fio.n n Ibiity ftrt Huccf-Kful ita t ro tint tiu alnrnnn tomu 3n-nc nl el-abn.fi mtv be raclcft.iy ru rdj i ruiuiiuc iiu. a niuiiH 01 1 urr 01 m cn n'iiipKrt i . t lntnU ell' cluui. by mo im ot winch rvt-iy ' wff-ier. uo miitifr wltat l.i oRd.tiou ma I niuv cure lilu.uolt elieiply, i tiv-Il V. flinl laui- vail) t CfTliU la'Xtnift slionlii Le In t!io hands cf ovrry youth mm f vciy man lti the 19 ml. Scut UJdcr cttl, in a pliiln eiivtjlo' t. to pnv A.l-!rDK( ixt iun nu rccoipt of .x cent or two poitajro htainp. Atlt1:es Tho Culvorurl! Mrdlrnl Co., CHICAGO.ROCRISLaliD&PACIFICR'Y By the centrl position of Its line, oonneota the But and the Weit by the shortest route, uid or rlea passeneers. without chaugo of cars, between Chicago and Kansas City. Council Bluffs .Leaven worth, Atchison. Minneapolis and St. FauL It oonxeota In Union Depots with all the principal lines of road between the Atlantlo and the Paclflo Oceans. Its equipment is unrivaled and magnifi cent, being: composed of Moat Comfortable and beautiful Day Coaches, Maftnlfloent llorton Be clinlns Chair Cars. Pullman's Prettiest Palace BleepiDff Cars, end the Beat Line of Dining Care la the world. Three Trains between Chicago and ilissoun niver Points. Two Trains between Chi cago and Minneapolis and St. Paul, via the Pamoua , "ALBERT LEA ROUTE." A New and Dlreot Line, via Beneca and Kanka kee.haa recontly been opened between Richmond Norfolic.Newport News. Chattanooga, Atlanta, Au- fusta,Kashvllle. Louisville, LexinRion.Cinolnnatl. Ddlanapolls and Lafayette, and Omaha, Minneap olis and St. Paul and intermediate points. A11 Through Passengers Travel on Past Express Trains. Tickets for sale at all principal Ticket Offices In the United States and Canada. Baggage cheoked through and rates of fare al, ways as low as competitors that otfor less ad van tages. For detailed Information, ret the Maps and Fold Ors of the GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE, At your nearest Ticket Offloe, or address n. R. CABLE E, ST. JOHN, Vloe Ttes. 4 Gtal H'g't, Oca'l TiU & Tut. Aft, CHICAGO. OUTTHlSUT! TE3S15i2S40wpEEEnK. We have stores In 15 leading Cities, At Wintormnte's BOTTOM Price Store ! A full line of Tall and Winter Goods at LOWER PRICES THAN EVER. I have just added a nice line of Men's, Youths' and Boys' 3(D(DTf3 QQQtfS to my stock, and at prices that are away BOWS - - IMIWM - - BfWI! Why? Because I bought them low and for cash and will sell them low. Call and examine stock be fore you purchasing elsewhere. No trouble to show Goods and give Prices. W. S. WINTERMUTE 1 rom which our arenta obtain their currlles aulcblir. i unices are as Catalogue) and Our l'nctorici, n4 l'rliicliinl isrie ra. ncaa lor our new tsruu to agentd MM I HUCI I 312 Lackawanna Ave I j LUcCLE. ccranton. pa. Easascil Wo conlimio to &ctaBsalicltorBfor smtents. caveats. trado-tnarl;a, copyrighta, otc.for thoUnltoil fitatos, and to obtain pat- cnta la uanana, tn(;ianu, xruucu, Germany, nnd all other coantrioa. Tlilrtv-slx vnnrs' nractice. No chargo for examination of models or draw intra. Advice by mail froe. ratonta obtained through ua aro noticod in tho SCIENTIFIC AMEHICAN, Yhlch has tho largoat circulation, r ml ia tho moat influ ential newspaper of ita kind pnblibhcd in the world. Tho ail vantages of each a uotico ovorj patonteo understanda. 'fhialargo and Rplemllrtlv Illustrated news- pauuriHlHluuailuii inixu ub;tt.uai:nr, andia admitted to bo tho best paper devoted toacienco, mochanics, inventions, engineering works, and othor departinenta of industrial progress, published in any country. Single copies by mail, 10 cents. Bold by all nows dcalera. Address, JIttnn & Co., publishers of Scicn nao American, zui Jiroaaway, sew iori. Handbook about pakuta mailed free. PLOWIKO IN WINTER. Perliida i f mild weather occasionally oc cur during the winter, and where the full plowing has been omitted, itiuiiy profitably bs dona luler. The agtucy ol frost in mak ing the soil fine and increasing its fertility Is not sufficiently appreciated. If the soil 'to trenched ur plowed after the crops are gathered and left in deep furruwi, nearly twice the surfjo Is exposed 'to tho Iroat. The alternate freezing nnd thawing breaks litwii the coarse lumps or.il makes the plant food therein more available for the crops of the comiug season. Plowing at this season .dsn disturbs the winter ro'lroat of many in sects that will be destroyed by exposure to frost. The advantagoof working (ho soil lu late In 1 1 and winter is seen in the cultiva tion of c.dery. The slirrlug of the soil in L ttlanching the crop, and Uiu rough ilmpe In which the trenches are left, give the frost oud laiusa fair oppoituuity tn improvu its tilth. Frost will finu the soil more perfect ly linn any tools ol the cultivator.- It not nly releases tho inert plant foo l in the soil, out makes the manure that is n Jilcil m ire ivailuble lur tho crops of the next st-ason. American Agriculturist for January. M. HE EILJIAS & CO. BANK STREET. Lehighton, Pa., UILLISIts aud Uealois In USEFUL SUGGESTIONS. AUKlltd nt OtlAIN BOUOltT errl SOLD a IlKUnl.Ar. .MARKET RATES. WewonW, also, lesprctlallrlalorm onreltt r.-n that woaio uon luliv prcuarod to hUf PLY tueus with rromenyMIn itccliedat V1SHY LOWEST I'KICEH. M. IIEILMAN & CO. Jnli K. It iw starch, npjilied with a. little water, as a paste, will generally remoye all stains fruni Ijm ticking. Tu clean and polish tortoise shell use a eiicea sent on nppllratl' n. Oiiab. h Up. A. drop or two of sweet oil, and rub it luthor- tun, li (.', ' Ju'iy 1, 188'2. ougbly with the ball of tho thumb. SOIni RUlS now "etlnn. from wounds or iliseuMi or any kind ciiusod by mllltiiry service nru entitled to Pension. Wlrtun. minor children, de. pendent nioi hers or lathers orroldlers who iliytt troin the cilectr ol Ihelr servleu aro also entitled. .Iluny Inv.illil petislonera tire en titled lo' an 1 M'ltttABis. (hireful nssfsiancn given In nu.AYKD or itrJKCTKii claimh. as m.mycan bt, ullowcil with luit little more ovldenee, llonndeto mstrueilons with relor- Silver in constant ue is kepi uice und bright by washing it every day in waiiu joui'Siids and drying it with old linen. IStirns end scnhls are immediately rr (Soli cititnif to niwr mon. ioc who otway iaicp ttttrn tnf 4Utk rami eea fnr untoi!? tnuiirr luai arc nurrra, KcniMtuiy becomr wr lltbr, wLlir thoao who Co not im. Irv Bnoli rli'iii'Tf rt'inain in povnt)', lieved by an application of dry soda cover; torn, r- nt in their .wn loc.Hlcrt. Any one edwl'b twit cloth, moiii ea.ufih lodli- J EoW it. f.w 'gi's. Exi'eitftlvo on! fit forulnhra tree. Nu m , . . . , I ouo who ciu Piipar eftuU to tnakr muney rapid- To clean irons use a lumn of ureet7ax ' it va nt iii.v.if vim wimit- timn in iimunrL- tied In rt rufi I Ha Innis. with it i..llin 1 milv your p!H tromeiiw. Full liifoniintinn ueu in a rg, run inn irons wun ll wuvu a ,an thai i i c1i'i rout 1 o. AtldrafaTiN- I AGKXTS! AGEXTSJ AGENTS! for C1EN. I)0130K'S bra ne boolc, suUUed Thirty-Three xears Among P. O, Box 153 41 AN .IS bt. cw York K V. t ! umd". now bcfrr tin pub sfN iT l,,a Y(u r"u uk tiMiev iiH Bi at wot lu umhi.li rt UU v nuv tlilnf nap. ('cp.tol i ot Ufifea Hewn Mait yiu. f I? a tiny ami upw rns niodeat It. me iy 11 In iliiHt mum, Mnu, won vn. Lo)sisno Llrlf nLnuil tivrrywlirrvM wo.k f ,r ua ow.Mt.i tiinf. Youom work in apme titn cut rr ft vc s i-or wjmle fineto tlt Imh me, Yon ciu Incut luiQin uiul do tho work. No olhrr bnn'neh, wl 1 pny you ucur y as well Nnu ocan fail to ma k a enormun. v v ov viwwe al viu-v, fotlv Ouiflc ami tmuafrco Mne-? n'maV i jtt c:'bj U nu J lion Tfcily. Adrcra 1 1 tr .t ( o Au. Vn IS suit. (aOtiOyi ihauJ.(tl.al.lV.J.ini.. an. 2Tcnct a-tonjiHu luuuuu. (TV iUt a aUs luuuSa By Gen. Sherman. TaU naw vrotk wta tt ones' itibscrlboj for b TnMnt Aaruca ai,d ailin fhVacl. aad t Cca. SlJrman, On. Grant, Cm. Shtrldan, Cat. Atamrl, and fioiuaails tt Em lutnl Mia. Cetf. Obast says i -'( (, Ma best boot m Imlm J.4 trtr irnlfca." tinior Wiliv (Slctliodlst.) sji ."n u a boot e ianKao volua- II Is the oV suthentlo accoonl e.t our Indiana ntr rnnBshsd, SMr rcieallnr their "Inner Iilc," actmt doings, oiplolli, tic. It I rtplele lth thrllllna tsperienccsof tbo Author, aud tt famous Scoots, Trappers, Cow.Ik-ji, Jlincti. Border ItuOaas, ele., vividly portrarlal IJla In the Urest West as It aou is. 48d l.ainI In ,,r,u. With Steel rntravlass and Superb Chroino-IJtho-ra.h Ilstes In 15 colors, from photo-rapha tusda by tba U. 8. GoTtrnment expreuly for fits yrroj srorl. AUF..VTH1 Tide grand book is now oul-eelltnj all outers 1 0 to 1 . -Vo rompc'llioa. .Agrota a erag 10 to CO orders eday. Wa ant 1000 more stents at onee. titlrdvi i;rfVorrf SfrrUl Trm ginn. Oar larjo circulars wlUl full raiKculsrs l .w. A Una Sixelmen TUlo sent in aldilvm for a II cent tamp. AdJrru the sole publishers. A- I). tror.TIIINGTOX t CO, lUarroac Co. j - V 0fa',r ti,'"e.'' Tr,, 'TT ! - A'l- 1 '1 i'atJ-a imi. ki-ohinu Axb 1uV'tji;JS,!Ir,!w,lrr,t,ll,elJniptcalon I ..rv-V trWi ft K4aatljlti ,Wsll1ttl,TSt,ItsU4, . emo.NsurAoikiiLAUirii. tOITA-lt t il h,i yniautvUB fj Vi tbftwbM sjiriiFd.l t.s.iisaMU,hr 1 CLAUALOI'IiLELLlIM.-liafi...... ft ins-Matt Its kW-i ta.) mlnVU let ) lM, i insnrasiwuiiiii 'Lkiitfru 1 tir il (tisjf, it aff(sk t wtv E. F. LUCKEKBACU, Two Doors Balew to " CrcAdwu- nous. I htrwBisatJliSt( liHrwl.'t.-i fftA lvUUL'liiLAtiLkMWttNhrsltr - iVjx tVelUai. ihs'T k, nl t. 2 Mantua a cu.r"., u..7Zw!T MAUCU CHUNK, PA. Dealer in all Tatternaof n&in and Faucr Wall Papers, "Window Shades, . Paints & Paintesr' Supplies, W'tfiTER OE-COTIV T. L. Miller Co., BaUDIM xxn InrosTiaj ox HEREFORD CATTLE COTSWOLD SHEEP BERKSHIRE SWINE. ' Brscser., V ill Co., Illivws. hot, nnd thou scour with u paper or sprinkling vritU salt. To romovn spots from furniture, take 4 ouuevs of viuegar, two ounces of sweet oil, o io ounce of turpentine. Mix aud apply with a flannel cloth. Spirits of ammonia, ili!utel with water, if applied with a Siongn or flannel to dis colored spots of the carpets or garments, will often restore the color. SiHii falling on the carpet from open chimneys or carelessly handled stove piirs, if thii'kljr coverea with salt, can be brushed up tv'thout injury to the carpet. Ouo pound of green copperas dissolved In one quart of boiling water, will destroy f .til smells. Powdered borax scattered in their huunts will disocrse corkroachrs. A starch that will make linen look at good at Dew, is made of one quart of well boiled corn s'arrh, three ounces ofgutn ara ble, xud two uncjj of loal sugar. To clean oil-cloth, with with warm milk. Once iu six months scour with hot soap suds; dry thoroughly and apply a coat ( varnish. They will lat as long again. When rarixtsare well cleaned sprinkle with salt and fold. When laid, strew j with slightly moiittDed bran before sweep' I ing. Tnis with salt n 111 freshen up wonder fully To give glass a great brilliancy, wash with a dump sponge dipped in spirits, then .lil.t ..111, u.u.l.n1 l.lila ...afl.Illiiff tn a musun uagj, ana pousn wun a cnamoit skin. A pasta made of whiting' and benzine will clean marble; and ouo made of whit ing aud chloride of soda, spread aud left to dry (in the sun if possible) on the marble will remove "hi1i. Silk handkerchiefs washed In clear wat er with pure white rastilo snap look like tew. Do not iron, but snap between the ingers until almost dry, aud then press un der a weight. To cure earache, take a pinch of black j'epper, put it ou a piece of cotton batting dipped iu sweet oil, aud pluca II lu the tar, an l lie n btmlage arouud the ln-a.l, aud ll will give almost instant relief. To clean oil or grease swlt from car pstt, use fullers' earth and water, spread thickly cover with paimr, and let it remain two days; brush off, and if not removrd, make anther application. If husto is re quired usa benzine. Glided Irnuio' of mirrors and pictures a beautifully cleaned by applying the white of egt with a camel's huir brush. To prevent flies sellliu; upon them, wash in garlic or onion water. Do not fear tht odor, as it aoou dies away, aud brightens the gilt. China ol any odor, excrpttug white, nwy le easily and tpiickly mended with shellac, l'lace a little sliellan on the brok en plui-es, and keeping them close together, ll lid them to a lighted caudle. When the shellac la melted sufficiently, let it cool and isrdcn, and it forms a strong cement. loth son & Co.. 1 crl'anU, Maine. ileulO-iy CHAS. M. SWEENY & SOIN" Are offering goxtinordinaiy inducements to all Buyers of Choice Groceries and Provisions, DltESS AND DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, OIL curnis, Quccnsware, Wood and "Willlow Ware, &c, S DURING THE HOLIDAYS ! Remember the Place, Old Post-Office Building, Bank St., Lehighton. Clocks & Spectacles. c S 2. fi o 5.M Watches and J OTrelry 3 t S lit eyes. Sec - r se HAS BEEN PROVED ThoOURCOT CURB for KIDNEY D8SEAGES. Does a lams bade or a disordered nrinelo iRdteato at you tro a vlctlmP THEIfDO M iNCTHrc;TAT3l luaKIDITny-WOUTat TJ one (tiruccita roocrnmend 11) nd ItriL fpcodUjr ovcrccm tlio dliease and restore nlUi7 action to all tho or.-aaa. CaCiUlCJi toyou?irxtucaMi&iii and wcalmcsses, KIiKI.l'.VOIll' 13 uzrur-l paasod.su it 'Mill -ct prompuy cma eaieiy. XUCxcr B;i. Xnocntincsco, retsntion ci nrinc. brls!c dust cr ron T AerKutta. and dull ! dra;ctn3 pains, all speedll? yield to Its cur-j i.fctlvo pa war. t ) Chireil iaa Hays Rv the Combined Treatment of EXCELSIOR f RUPTURE PLASTER . and I HEALING COMPOUND ! Positive rvidtnre ct Wonderful Curst truton receipt of Sc. ttamp. a , July li-yl Address) F. H. JIF.nUICK, Osdtnslurr, If. Y. WE aro low EI AST for PALL TRADE Mrs. Margaret Dreukiiul; rrMechll)Ics. iur, I'i , sas! Urottu't Iron B.Uer. ill r tti ti cu.'tu in ui f Jctai U Persons wishing to buy Woolen and Cotton Goods Cheap, for Cash this Fall, will do well by visiting our place of business ; our store is filled with a larse stock of Silks, plain and bro cade Satins, Plushes, Cashmeres, plain and brocade Yelrets, Hqnrietta and Ladies' Cloth ; a full line of Cheap Ladies' and Children's COATS & DOLMANS a specialty; Skirts, Table Linens, Sheetings, Pillow Casings, Tickings, Flannels, Muslins, a full line of Blankets, Bed Quilts, Table and Floor Oil Cloths, and in short everything usually to be found in a First-class Dry Goods Store. In our stock is one of the largest in the county, comprising Men's, Youth's, Boy's and Children's SUITS, OVERCOATS for all-large and small, Skating Coats, Cardigan Jackets, HATS, CAPS, Hosiery, Collars, Cuffs, a full line of Neckwear, &c. Our celebrated WHI I L SHIRT has no equal at so cents THE FAIR SEX. Woman is the master piece. Confucius. Woman is the crown cf creation. Herder. He that takes n wife takes care. Franklin. Woman teach us repose, civility and dignity. Vol taire. All that I am my mother made me. John .Quincy Adams. ,1 wish that Adam had died with all his ribs in his body. Boucicault. No man can cither live piously or die righteous with out a wife.- Richtcr. Women detest the serp ent through a professional jealousy. Victor Hugo. All the reasonings of men are not worth one senti ment or woman. Voltaire. The sweetest thing in life is the unclouded welcome of a wife. N. P. Willis. Rut one thing on, earth is better than the wife that is tho mother. Leopold Schcfcr. Women are a new race, recreated since the world re ceived Christianity. H. W lieechcr. For where is any author in the world catches such beauty as women's Shakespeare. Woman is born for love, and it is impossible to turn her from it. Margaret Ful ler Ossli. Woman is the Sunday of man; not his repose only, but his joy, the salt of his life. Michclct. As a sex women arc habitually indolent and every thing tends to make them so. Mary Wolstonceruft. A woman, the more curi ous she is about her face, is commonly the more careless about her house. Ben Jon ton. It is easier for a woman to defend her vir.ue against men than her reputation against women. Roche brunne. The .reason why so few marriages are happy is be cause young ladies spend their time in making nets, not in making c.iges, Swift. W.iat women would do if the could not cry nol oly knows! TFhat poor defe iselcss creatures they would be. Douglass Jerrold. There are three things a wise man will not trust the wind, the sunshine of an April day, and a woman's plighted faith. Southcy. The love of flattery in most men proceeds from the mean opinion they have of them selves; in women from the contrary. Swift. 1 1 goes far towards recon ciling me to being a woman when 1 reflect that I am thus in no danger of marrying one. Lady Montague. A woman who writes com mits two sins. She increases tho number ol books; and de creases the number of women. Alphonso Kerr. ITEMS OF FASHION. Flax gray wool dresses, worn with pale pink trim mings, is the latest fancy in troduced by Sarah Bernhardt. The latest fancy lor neck lingerie is to unite several colors in the ribbon bows that mingle with the laces at the throat. The fancy Cume and pt 1'ricei iM-fnra puroliaaiog elaewlitre. li'i Trouble lo buow Ujoaa. JOSEPH J0IAB 8) April 2fl,lw? ED. W. FHIST, Manager. meat is tlie celle-colored bleached cotton into and cuffs for dresses. work of the mo crochoting offi twine of un- collars' it" Every lady should have a plush jacket in black, seal brown or some other color which will harmonize with any kind of a skirt. Ornaments long ago laid aside are beingrapidly brought to light to supply the demand from all sides for passemen terie and cord trimming. The bouffant tournure dra peries now worn give all wo men very unsymmetrical and even ludicrous figures. Tucked sleeves, fitted very closely to the arms, aro seen upon a number of imported dresses of artistic, aesthetic make.
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