MIS UELt AH SOUS. l&.1et Iho Xnvoom fir one year, only kidii)l.ir. RA A i linnCtl tilin Is lhe nnblcsl imsultof SV n 1. 1 !. I i. 1 1 . .1 !..:.. - ......Ml.. -uiniii is n.liu in u" o:ii ill lija m('iiti intli In wnalth anl imputation. tticlnril A. t'rntortiir eo a tliatlbccnm e l likely lo return In u f.'W months. Sir, fur instance, a Hois lows bis paw nl thi mostcr hi m.tw, dues it mako nr pliant of litem? Of tlio thousands cf in'n wlmM faro i1ith furn itnmin, ouly on itouIiI emiity 1 Ws'Till p.d. rs The poles mako more Irmilild In Amrr- MS Hlhan they du In U impe -but then t.urs ? 'c lotjmph poles. IS "Wells' Ilnalth llcnowcr" restores health "and vljnr, curM Dypepaia, Iinpoloncc,.ex uat Debility. $1. Seventeen llii.nand live hitiidritil and firy-five Br;iy ilngs wer liken Into v I fivly in London iHirlng 1831. Tlie Wntii.ui'. 3iiH'rgc amendment lias ( been ratifial by tlio Oregon I.e,ilslturc,und tiow jtnei to tbo Orep'n people, Penilenn s.iyf lie wishes bo was a ru mor, fur a rumor soon gilns curreney, and I tat Is what lie has never bten able to d. Many h man attempts In make an linn eit livinc ami funis It slow t.ai bard work. Ills tf-nerally tins way when u man is new tttuuy business. "EOUUlToH ItATB." Clears out jul "i mi, nu'-he', flics, ant? bed buss skunks, chipmunks. R"phrrs. lie Cmiell's Family M.ii'azliio juslly ob 'ssrves that oetinl knowledge, of hou'hohl work makes unstresses muie leuaonublo In requiromeuts of servants. The new song, "T.ipa's IIomoTo night,' lias no attraction f.ir a luuhful youtig.man ami n sensible 1 1 1 won't ein-' It when ber best beau is h round. J. F. HALBACH, MusiC Deax.eE, -aNP- Instructor in Music LEHIGHTON, Ponna. uitwit linns iiituiliisiJiiattiiwi.'! in i i'i im lVjasWutijiLtJiuiAuaiiiM FARMERS' COLUMN.I F I Personal ! To Ken Only ! Tns Vnt.r.Aic Dki.t Co., Marshall, Mich, "will send Dr. Dye's Celebrated lilectro Vol tate Units and Electrie. Appliances on trial for tliirly days to men (young or old) who nre nflliclml with Nervous Dobilitv, Losl Vitnlilv ami M.iuhood anil kindred trouti Irs, iiariiuteeingspeedlog and eoniplelo re storatlon nf health nnd munly visor. Ad dress as above. N. I). No ri'k is incurred. as thirty days' trUl is nllowed. 49-yl Bnlei For Cooklns Vegetables. A Kreneh cook gives the following gener al rules fir conking all kinds of vegetables: Green vegetables should be thoroughly washed In rM water and then dropped ln t water which has been salted and il be ginning to boil. Tlwre shauld b a tible poonfal of saltfor a-h twoiiarU of water. It the water boils Ueg bef.ro tkt Tegttables are put In, it has lost all ils gawa, and tba nilueral ingredients are daposlte on the bottom and tides cf the kettle, so thst the water Is Hat ami Utelcsf,nr.d Ibe vegetables wi'.l not look well or kayo a line flavor The time for boiling green vegetables de pends upon the ag and time the vegetables X?Vl-l-TTi O Pl 1 1T f"Cl t have been gathered and the mora quickly jjUIll l X J-tl'AAUO . lUey ir coektJ B(,Iow , Tery ooJ um. able fer cooking vegetables. potatoes boiled, thirty mlnules. l'utatees baked, farty-Gve minutes. Bweet potatoes boiled, fifty mlnules. Sweet potatoes baked, sixty minutes. Squash boiled, twenty-live minutes. Oreeu peas boiled, twenty to forty mln ules. Shelled beans boiled, one hour. Blring beans boiled, one to two hours. Green corn, thirty minutes to one hour. Asparagus, fifteen to thirty mlnutea. Spinach, one to two hours. Tomatoes, fresh, ono hour. Tomatoes, canned, half an hour. Cabbage, iorty-fivo minutes hours. Cuuliflower, one or two hours. Dandelions, two or three hours. Beets greens, ono hour. Onions, one or two hours. Beets, one or two hours. Turnips, white, forty-five minutes lo one hour. Parsnips, one or tw hours. Carrots, one or two hours. A full line of nil kinds of MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, Sheet .Muoic, MUSIC BOOHO, See, is constantly kept on hand al Ibe Ware- Room, near the u. x a. utpoi. Sola Agent In Iho Lehigh Valley for Call and sea Ibem J Ihey have no superior. Aleo, Ageut for Wo'bcr, Deolrer, Connor and J. P. Halo Pianos, W various Makes of ORGANS Induction givenit Tupil's residence on Pinnn, Organ, Voice ami i licory. .oco When an editor makes n mistake in h piper all the world sees il, and calls him liar. When a private citlzti makes mis take nobody knows il except u fer friend nnd they come around and nek the editor to keep it out of (he paper. When the privato c'tizen did theaditor Inked to wide of drats In the all his good qualities and leave out the bjd. When the editor dies the private citison says, "Now that old liar will get his just do acrts." A 6EL.E0T toll aiiH WkJ'SbM FOR B0Y3 AND 01111.3, At Slatington, Pcnna. This Sehool will o rresbvlerlan unu pen In the n"ernentof the tcli, at Slatington, I'.i., on Monday, September 4, 188: ri.nMMfri, inotror.1 ton In F.nnllh. Mathemat' les Latin. (Irei-k and Krer.ch. LcEaons on Iho Piano a specialty. Miss MILLIE It. MKYKItS, , Principal. lor Circulars, address 1UV. a. V. MEYEllS, Supt. Aniru't S. lR8i-ni3 POSITIVELY CURED . . Benson's Capcine Porous Plasters. Asamm Thy tbey art rretcrreA tn Ml UlaT rTm VUiltn t "EjAvnxl HemetlM VARIETIES. rint. RoemiM the? posses all the merit of the strengthening ponns plaster, and contain In ad dition thereto the newly discovered powtrfol and actlvevtgetable combination which acta with In creased rnbefaclcnt, atimnlating, ecdatlve and counter Irritant effacta. Second. CscanM they are a gennlne phantkacentleal prep aration, and io recognized by the profession. Third. Because they are the only plaatera that r.Ueve ptla at once. Fourth B.cansa they will positively cure dlseaee which other remedies will not even relieve. Filth. Becaoso over COCO physicians and druggists have 1n1f nn err n 1 n; lip PXltf.'ts lltS voluntarUy teaUHed that they are eupeilor to all Jlau 1,8 o' u 1 u!s ,1L- lua othsr pla.M or m.dtclmu lor eternal use, neighbor to be W'llftt ft llCaVGll Becanae the manufacturers hava retelred the this world would be. only medals ever given for porous plasters. I . , , . n i n ti tii i i1 1 car of punishment and wmn uttpumt ruiuus tmw. SEABURY & JOHNSON, Man'nfactnnag Chemists, Kew Torfc. Nothing is sillier than a silly langh. A spiritless prohibition ist never smiles. The fathor of twinbabies needs no alarm clock. The red-headed hereafter is the latdst for Hades. .,, ' The prudent man docs not 'put his hand into the fire. Are marriages in parlor- cars to be considered railroad' tics. 1 The cultured no longer call it hash. Mosaic nutri ment, is the correct form i Cats arc musical because their insUlcs arc composed mostly of fiddle-strings. It is the man with the kidney complaint who doesn't likes to look on the Bright side ofj tilings. I If every person would be llHtllllf CARBON ADVOCATE TI.A1S AND FANCT BOOKsJOB PRINTING HOUSE DANKW AT, a shcrtldlitanca above the Lshlgh Valley II. K. Depot, LEHIGHTON. PA, We are now fully prepared to exeeute evtry .description of PKINTINQ, from a Visitii Card to a Large Poster ! Posters, Handbills, Dodgers, Circulars Miss M. A. SNYDER, "Respectfully announced to her lady friends that she has just received a full lino of the lateft novelties in FALL WIM3R MILLIII1I GOODS, lnoluding'.Ilats, Bonnets, riowers, Itlbbons, Feathers, Notlons,:andiDIlESS.TriIMHfrF5Ig .NEW GOOD'S RECEIVED WEEKLY. All work done In'tho latest style, and most dorableannr,!at tho lowest cash prlee. JSTOBKt at tho Intersection of HANK STREET and HANKWAY, LE11I0HT01T. PA aprllM, l(81-yL' Use Lawrence & ftlartin's two A MEAD'3 Ktsdicalcd CORN and BUNION PLASTER. Good Advice. Y.fu will previ'iit nnd euro the greater part of the ills that nfTl-ct mankind in ibis or any section, If you keep your elnmach, liver and kidneys in perfect workine order. Thero Is no medicine ktrowu that does this as surely as Parker's Ginger Timie. It will heep your blooil rfeh n ml pure, and give you good health ut little cost, fioo other column. Men have b"en known to shed tears whan burning rertniti Iovo letters that came to them In their creen days. On the olh cr hand, thay have been known to shed moro tears benusi1 they did not burn other love letters before their wife found them. Tteolor (recently appointed to new par ish, meeting old man) "V.VII, Thomas.lhis W.u most li-allhv and beautiful spot and people seem tn live ton great age here. I 6'iould thlpk folks hardly ever die here." Thomas "Well, sir, it's generally the last Ihing they dp, sir, here." 9-Tba cine'tirtn Is often asked, Can Riiptun (abdominal hernia) boomed? most tnphaticatty .fry, 1"'.V. That this part of the bmty oilers no cxeepllnu tn those physoljgieal laws winch govern the whole phvsical eeoniuny and it makes nrt a, par tiefe of difference whnher the age nl' the ftftlictej is one year or a hundred years, be cause tho inslertitial changes are foiever at work, from birth to death, and to long as llicro is a spark of vitality left, natiirowhen aided by proper treatment exerts herself lo remedy" the evil llecnuniiing the facts, and in reply to Iho thnu'ands now suitor ing fiuin Itupliiro in ita various forms, and to tho thouiamis who have been cured nod made happy by using 7Ac ExceUior Jlup turc Trciilmttit we eiiccrsl lhatyoti send to J". 11. MKllKICK, Ogdensbtirg, N. V., for his freo bock en Rii luie in which you will fiud a sat'sf.ictory answer to the oft repna'ed question, why, nnd how Is it that such re markablo and permunent results are ob tained by ils urn. a euro being effected in 30 days from Iho day the Plaster is applied. $14 for $4. TJponreeolptofltoo 1 will sand to any ad rats In tho lulled Stales The My Mountain Mining Review, ti.n ifn.iinj. mlnlnc Journal of tbo country containing kacii wkek the latest news Irom all tho i-ampa of tlolorndo and tho adjoining lerrliorica, lor one year, mm 0:;e Ten Doli-ak Share or Non-Assewi- able Stock Tue SrKUOs Cheek MlNHO CoMfAWT. Tho propertlns of this compnny arc located In Summit County, Colorado, and confUta ol 19 lull claims, upon which considerable work has already heen done, 'lhe mines aro all good, and the stock or this company oilers an unusually kok! Hold for Investment. Hio publisher of this paper pays fur stock given lo suuserincrs ine rtKuiiir into i, nun ... soiling nt tho coinpany'aufBce. l or Inlnnna tlon regarding the mines or stoek address the secrotary, II. 11 OI.AY, til Curtis St. Send check, money order, or reiclstered tel. icr io jauljQ a. ryx-a. Publiiher Rocky .Wounlaln AJlnlnj fteeleie, Denvkr, Col. Send 10 cents for simplo copy. JyM-tf How M, How Restore! ! Jntt rnhMaheil. n new eitltlen Iir. rvi. VUr.WKLtS I'EI.EMUArjSl) IC-HAY or iho ridlral core nl tsrcnutiOESiioxA or el nal Weaaness lnvointilMy Heiuihal fjoses, IurorKXCT Meutil and l'bymc-1 Jncspscio, liup.dltnents to Marrlnxe. etc.; alen, CO cukftioh, r.m.irsr and ttv. Inilucnn Dy self ludiilgetice or nexual elravaxani-e Ac Tto celf.Orsted antlior, lu tbis admirable F.n sy. e'oaily deuioniriies. from a tnirtyvear.' suoeesfnl pia'-t'ce, ttmt tnualarnnni; eon.e qnenccs of eli.atnto re a v bo raiilcally cni ed ; iK.lnlmit tint a modi- of cure at ouee aunple.eer Mnnml effjctual. by meuns ot winch ever) tvftirer no watler wIim bi eonditien mar he, inav curehlniselt cheaply, privately, and ladi cally. tVTrjis r.ectnre soonld ba In the hands of every youtb and every man In tho land. Venttteder al, In a r'aln eavclone. to anr addrt.s, po.t.pid on receiiil of tlx cents or two postage stamps. Add' cm The CuiTCTTrpii Mrdlrnl Co., 41 ASM 8t., Hew York. tf. Y. p. o. Bex to cct. ;. n-.i Experiments in Feeding. Tbo suiierinlendent of the model form at Ouetph, Canada, gives'as below the results of some experiments made there in cattle breeding. 1. A steady frosty wlnlor Is better than an open ouo in fording caltle. 2. An avorage 2 or 3 year old steer will est its own weight of different materials in two weeks. 3. Two er 3 year-old ealMe will add one third of a pound more per day tn their weight upon prepared bay and roots Ihat upnu the same materials unprepared. 4. It is 30 'per rent, mora profitable to prcmalure, and dispose of laltenlng cattle at two years old than ta keep them up to three yoa rs. 5. There is no loss in feeding a cattle besst well upon a variety of inatoriala for the sako af maaure alone. 0. Farm-yard manure from well-fed cat- t'e 3 years-oldia worth on an average of $2 31) per ton. 7. A 3-year-old cattle beast, well fed,will make al least one ton of manure every mon'h of winter. Nn cattl" beast whatever will pay fur the direct incroaso to its weight from the consumption of any kind or iuuntity nl food. 9. On an average it costs twelve cents for eycry additional pound of flrsh added tn the weight of a 2 o 3-yenr-otd fattening steer. (I. In Canada the market value of store caltlo can be incieased thirty-seven per ront. during six months of finishing by good feeding. 1 1. In order lo tf euro a safe profit.no slort cattle beast well dene to, can bo sold at less tnan 41 rent? por pound (live weight). 12. In the fattening nf wethers, to finish as sherlings, the CotswUd and Leicester grades ran bo made tip to 200 pounds, the Oxford-down IcO pounds, nnd the South down (grado) 100 pounds raeh,live weight 13. A cow wintered upon two time and n hall of hay will produce not far from five Ions of manure, provided she be well llltere 1 and none of the excrements shall be wasted. IB PARKER'S! J I. UK i Apcrfcettlrc.-! inr. eecauuv peifiimeJ nnJ: harmless. Kc-i move j da ml-1 rulT, rct-torcs ! mhiral color & I prevents nes. ! Florcston C0L08HE. Ait ctoiiU'ifly rs BALSAM CONSUMrxION In l lnclT) F TOLU The New York Court ol Appeals Ita a given a most important decision offirmingi i-i. the rights of proptrly owners in 6trccts,aiHl hjld n .i i i , I Slates hence the justice of their claims for damages tl n of agjlust the Klevatcd railroads m Kow York city. In a suburban town lives n relallvn of the Immortal Mr.. Maliiprop. Tho other evening a ealler asked if Mr. M was al borne nnd could ! seen. ''I think not." was tbo reply. "I belii-vo my husband has expired for the night." GSTFRAUK JAMES' SURRENDER. Agenta W anted 'SluThe conlant dripping nt wnlr r will wear the hardi'ht flnn1 ; m lh ren.Uul harking rough will iindeiiiiiiH the hardejt cnrutitnlinn. Avoid this filial result bv ti'ing Sines' Syrup ufTar, Wild Cherry and lloarhouiid, There is still standing over the rp'Inj at Soldier's Uesl, Clark county, Vj., the log cabin built by (iencral Morgan end nc cupled by Washltigtoii an hi heaihpiarUrs when he was a surveyor in the Valley of Virginia, "In civlllted sicicly external advant ages make in mure rcpccle 1. A man with a good coat upon his bii'k meets with a bet ter reception than ho who has a bad one " Moral : Get n gimt coat smebuw, Lut get It. ,''Fig'irej aro ut iihvaya facts," but the incontrovertible fets cni.reriiing Kid ney Wort are brlter lhan moet fl jnres. I',.r iuslancei "It is curing everyb i.ly" willes flnifgikt, "Kidney-Wurt isthenmtt pep ular medlril.e vo sill." It should Ve by right, fur nn other medicine has such en aellnn on the liver, Imwels und kidueys. l,o not fail to try il. For the Illustrate! I.Ives ami Adventures of Frank anil .lesee .lames nnit the Younirer Jlrothers. the not. ed Western Outlaws, Hv lion .1. A. H.irus. I. Atrnuand tl.rilttni: aceount ofthelr pennons lor 50, years. In ns many unit ,c,iiiuiivB, n tin Kr.iiiiiu ,iiruril tho do.ith vT Jesso. tlie surrenderor Frank, and I tie nrelliolnarlcs of his trial on n score ol Indictments f r Muuncn ami limit. wav KouiiKiiv. 1'uorrm.i.T Illothatkd, wlih ennravhiKS of tlie outlnns as boys and men. tlelr young wires and little children, t)iu Fin Hove nnd 60 others engraved Irom aciuai pooingrupns, A Bouauia (or Agcnta I Send for full par. tlrul.tr nnd be ei,nvine.d that this Is tlie most inleabla and pruhliihle nouk publlsliel, or, to rave lime, send tiOcls atoneo lor L'an. vasnlntc lnik and stnto your chulce of town ship (lulilf nnd Sample Copy erut frepild lur iliO Ad.lics... N, II. 'I'llO.MPSI)N it CO.. rubs , N. W. corner 8th and llroilway, New York net. 2f. I DROP IX AT THE Carbon Advocate OFFICE FOR Chftnn PrinHnor I w" v ""to ' i lest tuino now beforo tbo pui h. Von fin tMilt n.oiiAi tier At wor,t f.r in tiiHn nt auv tliliu .'ipt. CnpUbt nt.t 11W itM Wu h 111 klart viii . rim narnnn now rn niaiwot ii-iinhv the in. iliut im in. Men, women, buy a anil itlrU warned "Hadn't I letVr yruy fur ruin to lnv. npnn 7" inM a It uHiitnton minister, lait Biimlrijr "N'.t t. ilay, dominie, I llilnV," vra llio iirudtnt Mply. 4,tlio wind isn't ! C)1' r wlieie ti worn, t.r . tw s (U. time. u cju wo; & in pparo iini- 0111 rrpvoy-mr right." Science and the Church aro with tho total abstinence people, n man can refuse tu ' w Ilcl'ti ITint In II n l.ilAliia.. Vm, iti lir.,1 i luiranttud il-t the wort.. No oltier boa'noea wl I . 1 ayrou nearly as welt. XoMcecnufail tuinuae 1 1 norr.ton. utv or euiruiL' at once. Cifitlv llil.lll anil fei um fioo. Miilmv iiia la fn,r r.i-i. drink tn any e-ioiely wltuoul ImlngcaHe, iv an.i i.oifirauj. Admeta J i;uu A Co.. An. i, r t t. Jnmo. ueoiovl friend il Is tho drinking man wboapolo giz?s. -cam a rauroan engineer to nn trisn- inntors will Advance their Interests hy man, whose cow had bten killed : "Cut she liniplovlniran Kipcrlenccil Attorney resident j-i . . . i v - lu M aihlnKt'iu. t-. A. Lehinann. tiollcltor ot didn't get nut of ho way when I rang the American and Forelirn fatenia . WaahlnS: bell:" "Faith, thin " sold 1'at, "vo didn't t 'Pn O.. has had years or successful I'rac , , , ,,, .; 1 tlce. ond was rormcrlynn Iliemlner or ra- (lop when sho rang her bell, tvaythsr." tcnl, ln t iatent Otltcc. All business he- urlglnallty IS UOll.lng but JUdlcJolU !"" "t":""' ,ur i'vi'rim"n pronipiiy ' " atiertded tn. Fee contingent upon success. Imitation. tend for CIrouUr. April xMMer, Aro Ton Aware That n little water in bultor will prevent it from burning when used for frying? That a little saltpetre worked into butter that has become sour ur ranced will render It sweet nnd palatable? Tbat Pennyroyal distributed 'n placet frequented by roaches will drive them awuy ? That wild mint will keep rats and mice out of your house? That Spanjsh brown, mixed with a little water, will make the hearths look pretty? A mund cutis ten cents and will last three mouths, use a litlla ut a time. That leaves of parsley eaten with a little vluogar, will prevent the diegreeable o re sequence of tainted breatli by onions ? That flowers and shrubs should be ex eluded from a bed chamber? That eil paintings bung over a mantle piece are liable to wrinkle with heat ? KarkctinK Foultrv. Toullry which It is notinteuded l win. ter, aro lobe fattened before really severe weather coincs on, otherwise money will be lost by tbem. They will bar.'ly hold their own in December on feed vitich caused thorn to increase rapidly in weight a month earlier. Hio who have watched the mar ket, know I'liit autumn prices usu- ly are bightit a little before, nnd s lit le after Thanksgiving, say before the middle of No. vember, ami soon ufier the first of Decem ber. Tiie reason is, Unit these who are fat tening poultry keep them back for a short time before Thanksgiving day, ond before Christmas time, in order tu get them In prime order for sale at those limes, Tlie result is usually an nver-itocked market nnd plenty or cheap muliry. Buou aft.r tbp first of January, puces go up again, und well they may, fur one or tw.j months' Iced has been consumed, and very little weight added. Ciarse salt, In crystals, is the be'st In, use fur pickling. Honey should be kept where it is perlectly dry If desired lo be In prim order. rrune in antu nn tu Insure growth, and in spring tu insure iruitiuiness, Is a grape maxim. The amount of buckwheat raised In mest of tho Western States Is very small, and generally decreasing. Every ttrmir should iibs:rlb for Ibe Caruos Auvucatc only $1.00 a year, and n Horse ISook, free. In fevers, malaris, biliousness, heart biirn,etc.,notbIng is s,o beneficial as Crown's I on Ultimo Parker's Ginger Tonic f An Invigorating Wed! elm that Rmr Intoxicates This delicious combination of Ginjcr. Ituelui, Maiitlmlce, St'iilingia. and many oilier of i!iclst vecetable medicine lnown, cures Female Com plain u, I.'heumatism, Nervousness. Wakefulness and all disorders of the bowels, stomach, liter, UJneyn, and imnarjr organs. H you have lost your appetite and nre low spirited, or suffering from age, or any Infirmity, take Parker's Ginger Tonic. It will strengthen brain and body and give vou new life and vigor. PM for anviinir Injurious Ibund lH Gioffer Tonic, of for a failure to help or cure. k t ilui l drum-lei. Mrlit miyhc fr ni forclKiUr to lllteox A Co., IIS Tbw St., It.Y tHE GREAT CUREjj i SS-E-U-BI-A-T-I-S-M irmMPVS. LlVdl? HUD QCWSLS. I it cJeaBa the cyotoax t?T tao tvcfitl pclaoc that oansos the drsadTUl nrJferlns wh.lfi only tlie Trtcnms orrneumauemcanxwMM. of the worst foma of tsi terrible dlflB hare boon auialtly rcUcvoJ, andlnanort riUCE 1. 1 HJUD ir DttY, R?U) by UliLCCHTS, fri) pry esn pomh rfyww. .f THE LEADING IUISIXESS 8CII00L Ol PENNSYLVANIA. Tlie OLDEST. tllB LARGEST. UicBEiST A Successful Career of Seventeen Tears I This Institution is thnrnughly eslahlisheil, and, being so favorahty known thronchntil the country, receives a very liberal shale ol patronage. There am to-rlay over 300 Students in ac tual attendance. The Diploma and the President's recom mendation aro recognized everywhere hj the best'businese men. ' Ils terms are extremely moderate, wlifle its appliances and facilities aro not sur passed. During the past year, nf the number who attended, 81 were placed in lucrative rmsi. tiont,an t many mora secured plocca through their own efforts. ' Expenses : Scholarship $30 00 BnoliB fur Full Course 7 00 Good Donrd, per Month 15 00 For College Journalese, addross F. E. WOOD, President, WILLI AMSPOrtT, TA. August 6, 1S52 m3 hope of reward moves cowards and sycophants. Virtue is in dependent of cither. Never be above your call ing or be afraid to appear dressed in accordance with the business you are performing. rJ'aclc your cares m as sniall a compass as you can, 'so that vou can carry them yourself, and not let them an noy others. The plcasantcst things in the world are pleasant thoughts, and the greatest art in life is to have as many ol them as possible. Grief knits two hearts in closer bonds, than happiness ever can, and common suiter incs arc liir stronger links than common ioys. Behind the snowv loaf is the mill-wheel,bchind the mil the yhoat field, on the wheat field falls the sunlight, above the sun is God. A Boston .-burglar-stole two forks from a schoolma'am who complained of her loss to ,uie ponco anti ucsignaieu inc tlnei asa "bifurcated midnmht marauder." It s "When a great man die the world mourns and tho fore man ol the composing room heaves a .-igh of relief as dumps. info the form the obit nary that has been in typo loi years. Temptation is a fearfu word. It indicates the begin ning of a probable series of in finite evils. It is the rim of an alarm bell, whose me ancholy sounds may rcverber ate through eternity. A Pawnee Indian alwav nsks $125 for his pony, an alwavs comes down to seven dollars and a plug of tobacco belore any "dicker is effect ed. Very eccentric, tho: I'awrccs. A ban rrancisco paper says that ham sandwiches are exported to Honolulu lrom Califmnia.From this it appear; that the name ol the band wich Islands is nothing but an empty title. Home is not a name, nor a form nor a routine. It is spirit, a presence and a prin ciplc. Material and metho will not and cannot make it, . 2J55 2 e s 5-W;.is 'j - o o o o o o ( 1 r v iiiv ill ju i nun r.jfc , WniiO v re-tun it to toUXB ??nnhirirT 1 n.ul i.t.un ami v nlll 'et aivMallilUUll i 1 rot. J.V. Ki) AX, Uitde nsunrn N.V. Jul, i RUPTUBEatsg Tlio vou waat 1 hi. prraiear uiveiinou cr inoilpei net our pim. nhlet eiit tieo. ret. J. V. EUAN. Decent, hurir. .V.V. JnlrUil Life and Fire ! E. K. Stroh, General Apt, AT MAUCII CHUNK, Vx, Only good and reliahle Companies repre- entel. Also. Agent Tor the ITALIAN and ! ROTTEIIDAU LINK OF STEAWEM, I It must get its light and sweet ness from those who inhabit it, from flowers and sunshin bliow me the man you honor. I know by that symp tom, better than by any other what kind of a man you an voursell: lor you snow mo there what your ideal of man hood is what kind of a man you long inexpressibly to be, We live in the midst of an infinity of pleasures and disappoints, with senses cap able of being touched by the former and wounded by the latter, A, little reason m cause us to enjoy the good as gently as possible, and to ac commodate ourselves to the eyl as well as we can. Beautiful is old age beautiful as the slowrdrqpping mellow autumn of a rich.glor ious summer. In the old man Nature has fulfilled her work. She loads him with her bless ings ; sho fills him with the Shipping. Tags, Cards, BllllIesAs, Letter Heads. Itote Heads, Envelopes, Statements, Programmes, ramphlett, fcc., ke In Best Manner, at Reasonable Prices ! aNi;uiluM.tsuijiiJ,mkaCT3riraai;iLfcLw.imMrg For COUGHS, COLDS, SORE THROAT, BHOJICHlTiS, ASTHMA, PKSU- nns alwavi l.een f).io or the twit lmrji;ar.t weapons vilelded by thn Ml.liICAI, FACUI.T t rj:alnittlinencroRchraenHot COt'tillS.CtiT.r.t, llimKnillTIfl AKTIfMA. HI1!:K TlniOAT. tiUtlf nnrl n7tvniiprl tl.mu m.1 ..11 illqA.na ,f tt.A Tllt'llAT r N I'?. I ?.1?J'u.fJa8' W ,ia 'lever been so advantageously comiKiuudcil R I In tho TW.U, I'.HOK -A l'.YE. ltaeoothiiiKK.tlsamlc properties alloril a dlHutlve stimulant anil toule to build up tho aystem alter tho cough lias been relieved, quart size bottles, Trlco $ l.co. ?Do not uo deceived by dealers who try to palm off ltock nnd Vy In nlaeo of our TOI.H. unnlC ANll uvi:. which u thn ONLY MedIOATEH article tlio cenulno lias a Privato Dlo Proprietary Stamp on each bottle, which, permits it to bo Mold by lru(rsrists, Uroccrs and Isenlcrs Everywhere, 7- WITHOCT SPECIAL TAX OS LICHrJSa. Tho TOLU, ROCK AMD RYE CO., Proprietors, 41 Rivor St., Chicago, HI. i'IbHisT-I t-nnf'ow Roncly. How Edition. lUV "K HN1.V ''IIIXIW oftlielinrieierinil LADtEfi In tho IHimtMlOi. mtv Artiinn trat on from washinctdn tt t s mern1 sit Mot l'ortntlUof l,it(Urrtorti t t I. Hp iiourr.nitit iws pi ninny ti a n tb IfooiM nf lite rrcitienu. Tltis i the must f,tiabitmok puHKlietl. tVe-H g II f U W rl U Wl mm white ItltMC ; I took II nil UICADLUV .1. CO.. 641 N, Fourth Mrcct, 1'hUutlclcliIu. C. W. LENTZ, Ml Estate & emission Apt, Offers ti e following Properties for Sale : 10 Acres of Land, one mile from T.ehl)rhton. all unuer best cultivation, uneap. SO Acres young Chestnut Tlmher In Lower Tonainensing mp, near iuiupori. erj Cheap. Bulhllnsr Lot on Third Street. L'hla:hton J a KooU location ; rery cneap at smo. Tern. story llrlek Dwelllna; In Welrstiort. A rcry uesiraoio property, anu cutup ni iuuu 100 Ilulhllnir Lo's Snrder Addition to Vels- iort. win b. sotii on insiuiuieuis in iruiu s io fie per nioiun. A two-story Pwelllnu; on RAnkwny, Lehigh ion. tine locuon. uniy sruu. 30,000'to Loan on good First' .Morttatcs. i jf you wih to Buy, Sell or to Kent call and sec me. All business placed in my. hands will receive early attention. Bank St., Lehighton, xt Weiss' Carriage Works. August 6, 1SS2. t. Sab- .01 Manntsotnrsr of and Dealer in STOVES, RANGES AND HEATERS, Tin ana Seed-Iron Ware and General Hsnse Fnrnisliing Goods. UnoriMC anil SPOtlXIIvn Hono al short netio and at Lowest Cash Trioes. Terrlilnrtof BTOVK ClRATni anil FlKf RRlcKu krptcoDstatlven hand. Stork on SOUTH Street, A few doors above Bank fit., LElllailTON', ratronasre aollciled Stisrao ten Kuaranteed. Oct. 611 A. O. MUSS U It. E. F. LUCKENBACH, Two Deera Selow the "firetdwar rionse . MAUCH cnuxK, PA. Daaleriiall ratteens of Plain and Fsooj Wall Papors9 "Windovt Shades, Paints & Paintesr' Supplies, LOWEST CASH TRICES, a wrote in your own town. 9i iiuiui irec. po mi, a. , ptt Iti'A r new. Canital tint equlr. ei. Wo will liirni.li s-on eierr. taloe. Maur are m fclne tor. I ttm. Ijulle" maaeaaiuurlJBmen ud bora and Kins maae Ktcaiiinr. iieiocr iivoawativ $661 . HAtlHTT it CO., I'OrtlAttJ, tiei0-yl IrmtS nl n WPlI-snPllt HIP. anil, a t tha time tou wora. w-tieior particn aiaia i: . , . ' ii. ii au surrounded by Jus cimuron nnd his children's children.sho vnnlrs bim Knftlv aiVflV to a gravp to which he is followed , ed at this office. Give -us a with bles6iu", ' ' I trial m& b convincotl. (JQp'Job Printing neatly, cheaply and promptly execut- No Patf nt No Pay. PATENTS obtained for Inventors In tht United States Uanadaand Kumpe. at reduced rates. With our principal office located In Washington, directly opposite the United Slates I'atrnl Offlce, we aro ablo to attend to all patent business with Krcater Iirotnptneis and de spatch and at less east than other patent at torneys who are at a distance from Wash. !ns;ton, and who hare, therefore, to emplo) " associate attorney." We make preliminary examinations and furnlih opinions as to ra. tentahillty, Tree of charito, and all ho are Interested In new Intentions and patents are Invited to send for a copy ol our "Oulde for obtaining Talents," which Is sent freo to any address, and contains complete Injunc tions how to obtain patents and other ralua ble matter. We rofer to the German-Amor lean National Dank Washli.arton, I). O.: the l.'nval Swedish. Norwegian and Danish Leva. tluus. at Washington! Hon. Jos. l.'aey. lale tlblef J ut! lea U, S. Court ol Claims; to the Otllclals of tho V. H Patent Othce, and to Senators and Members or Congress lrom every State. Addres! LOTUS nAOOEH fc CO, Ro. Helton ol Talents and Attorneys at l.an,Lc. Droit liulldlnir, Wabuimothn. D. ). Saloon Keepers and Others, Dou't fait te buy your Champnigne Pear Cider, Lager Ifccr, Eoot Peer, Nectar, Porter, &c, or C. B0ETTGER, TAMAQUA, Pa. Aoc.is.issi-ly. WHO IS UNACQUAINTED WITH THC QIOORAPHV OF THIS OOUff THY WILL SEE BY SXAMlMINO THIS SAP THATTHt CHICAGO.ROCKISL&MD&PAGIFIG R'Y Uy the centrel poaition ot Ita line, oonnoobi tho 23ast and tbo West by the hottest routs, and oar rtetj passcuzors, without ohanee of oar, batweaa Chicago and Kansas City, Council BluCa.LtaTaa worth, Atchison, Minneapolis and Bt. Paul. It oonnecta in Union Depots with all the principal lines of road between the Atlantic and the Faelfla Oceans. Its equipment Is unrivaled and raagnin-. cent, being composed of Most Comiortabie tad. Beautiful Day Coaches, Magnifleonft Jlorton He rltnine Chair Cars, Pullman's Prettiest Polaoa Bice pin Cars, and tho Host Line of Dining Cars In the World. 2 hree Trains between Chlaaaa end Missouri River Points. Two Trains between Cal osso and Minneapolis and Ut, Paul, via the famena "ALBERT LEA ROUTE.". A TTdW nnd T)ir.-Vt: T.im tilfl flansuifi atnrl TTainVai kee.haa recently boenopenod between Ricbmoad iuiiuin,4itw i-rwi siicni. iiiiai muuuKa, AtwiMfAn eusta, Nashville. Louisville, Lexlnsaon, CinclnnstU Indianapolis and Lafayette, and Omaha, Mlnntap oils and St. Paul and intermediate points. A11 ThrouffU Passenzera Travel vuPaat Bxprees) Trains. Tickets for sale at all principal Ticket OGoeslx the United 8tate3 and Canada. Bafifface checked throush and rates of fare ftl. ways as low as competitors that ouer less aivan lges. For detailed Information. get the Map and 7el& trs of the GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE, At your nearest Ticket Omoe, or address R. R. CABLE, E, 8T. JOHN, a Tkt-lrM.Ca'IMrr, Gea l IkU ft Ta, 4fr CHICAGO. CUTTHJSOUT1 AMAKE8 315 12 S40 WIECK. Wo have stores In 15 loading: Cities, from which our agenti obtain their turrltae Qulcily, Our 1'nctorlos and 1'rincipal 4lnlrcs are at Urtet ln. Keud for our 7cr Catalogue) u terms to aeutd Addreea M, N. LOWELL "USSffSSWr a i bdi s t-,1 Wo contlnuo to act aesollcitoTBfor imtcnts. carcals, trailo-marts, copyrichta, cto.,for tho United Btatos, and W obtain pat. onts tn Canptla, England, Franco, Germany, and all other conn tries. a'Ulrf v-alr Ti-ani nractico. Ko chargo for examination of models or draw inpa. Advico hy mail freo. Patents obtained thronch rw aro notieod in tbo BCin.V'I'IKIO AMKltlCAN, which has tho largest circulation, mil id tho most influ ential uomspaper ofitatind published in the world. Tho advantagesof ouchanotico overy patcntoo understands. This largo nnd siplondldlv Illustrated nowa paporla pnbllshocrWKnit tYV at 3.20 a year, andin ailmlttod to bo tho best paper devotod to scionco.mochanicH, inventions, eugineering vorks, and otlior departments of industrial progress, published in any country. Bingla copies by mail, 10 cents. Bold by all news dealers. , Address, Munn & Co., publishers of Scion, tiflo American. 201 Broadway, New York. Handbook about patents mallod, froe. $500 Reward I WE will pay the aliovo reward for any rase of Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, Slrk lleail. aehe, lnilUfUlun, Constli.il Inn or (;oilvrnrss we cannot cure with l cst's I.tTfr Veaelahle 1'llls, when lhe itlrectlons are sulctly nun. plied with. They are purely Veuetabtr, anil never fall tORlvc satisfaction Kuirari'outeil, Larue boxes, containing 30 lills, V5 cents. 'ursale hy all l)ruu;aUts. iteware uf couu. terleits ami Imitations. The arnulne inatiu. lactureil only hy JOHN O. WIJsT ."i f() , "The I'll! Makers," 181 & 183 W Muililon St., Uhlcaiio. 'ree trial packave sent by wall prepahl on receipt of 3 cent stamp. Smith Kline & Uo., Wholesale Agents. I'hiluilolplila. Pa. se.it. il, '81-ly. PAIEHTS We nnntluue to act as Solicitors for Tal ents, Cavmli, Trade Murks, Coiyrihls,etc., for the United States, Canada, Cuba, Eng land, France, Germany, etc. We have bad THiBTT-mie tARs ixrmiKKCK. Talents obtained through us are noticed in the Rciiotifio Aukrican. This lare ami splendid illustrated weekly paper,$3.:0 a year, ahowa the Vroeresaol Science,is very interentlncaud has an ennrinnns circuia tion. Address MUKN & CO., Talent Solic itors, I'ublllhcrs nf Scit.iriric Aukricak, S7 Tark Row, Kew York. Hand book about Talents sent free. LAM! A. A. THOMAS, St. "load Ilulld. Inir. WashlnKton, 1). U. Prac tices belore the United States Ueneral Land Oluce. Contested casra, pri vate land claims, inlnlnir, lire-i-uiplli-n and homestead eases nrosecutcd hefore the lie- pa rtm'nt of the Interior anil Supreme Courts and all classes of claims before the executive Ilepanmenta. Special atlenlloa ulren to- tnnn-ilte eases. JjinJ warrants, homeslead Boats, and all kinds of land scrip bought and 4. vV.'i AGKNTS! AGEXTS! AGEXTS1 Tor OCN. nODfil-'S bran now book, entitled Thivty-Threa Years Amonrt wm welo immm i jiuue u.vjf Julian, iOi ao able InUwucUon. By Gen. Sherman. Till new mk wu st ones lolmerttiM for by rrulJnl Aaraca ami mhrt C'a'iwf. uj lr Co. Stermn, On. (7,a(, On. Scrua, Gsn. Jfacort, anil tlmmvU ft rni IncntMeu. Ctv, JT ujl y--JI I, Out Uol-p, lIJm Hfmertrritlrn." Iliiiior IViiit (MtlhodUU - i ii i a huA vf toaKue vol. 11 la tit nl, autbtotlc areooai f our ludlna r ruMlihad, fully rrrealiei ttflr "lunar Ufc.'V rccrtt iijngi, aiplolla, ate, 1, raplcta with IntTJ'nt. aiperlcucaa of tbe Author, sail of famous tlcenta, rarrwr, Cow-boya, Miner, Border rtufUna, eLeTlTldlyroilnTlnti J-o la th Great Weal u II uMa, 4t timtl in m With eted KoavlLs-a anil Sinvrb CrimmA-Uthorrar-B riatca la I& colon, frr.m phot.ifrar'hl tua4 tiy fhs V. f. QoTeromeot eijimJynr t'upnul tmrf-. AtlK.NTSt Tbla craud book la nowout-aellla- all othara lOtol. $o competition. 4evnte Brarasw 0 tw 30 ordara. aday. T want 1000 snore sgrnta at once- Arctium TrrrUorvanii SpertallWm oivvn. Our Ursa circulars wluv full paiticulara "t ret, A line gpetlmcn I'lat. aant a. chUilb for a 3 cent atamn. Addrtaa tba aol publUhera, X. D. WOIITI1INQTON t CO, lla.iroau. Cosa. rTOK frltfUlRl.U.KrlVU3U ASS tl a4l fLMWtlH afJlaM,a. Ikt)i,tL4 , ruitt rurf sisv UHliP NLniDLlMLH I)TTA li La thm k' m.ii.l.bi 9- Ik f. llwM I !- lA4-' MjiMMkii LL-UtALOlUtKfUXrXKiiiOrsx l kdlM ti tA MUBtrfH 'It lUkir'M-e ui tw utnra ay it
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