MI8CELL AH EOUS. Th shocking doslfiictlori of a school ouie, together tvitli it Inmates, IncluillliE olli grown jverc" m b mitt rliihlien, is retiort eel from tho town of Oroiiuu, the rnjiltnl of onn of the governmental ilp:i I tmpiits of ltusl. A hnnlwarn dealer used the collar for storing Kiwi!er, in wlilrli he secretly conducted n contraband IraUlc While ho van moving aljout incautiously In his place With a light, the powder wris tgmled, nml the whnl building was blown Into the air. The number of persons killed was not, nt latest accounts, accurately known,!. ut many disfigured corpses and mangled limbs and fragments of bodies have been taken from the ruins. iaU-Oet tho Advocatk for one year, only ne dollar. The latent story trorn California is that in old tramp was found to liffvo carried so Yeral thousand dnllars tn tho-lining of his TesU Tills may be the prevailing style out Vr'ftit, but in this seclien of the country tramisd,t not wear vests. "No," mid tli boy, "I have no rooted dislike for Mr. Stehbins' dog, but it won't do for me to be seen petting It nt this sea con. If I did, and then anybody robbed his melon patch, he'd think I got on gnou terms with the animal ami then scooped the fruit. SKINNY MEN. "Wells' Health Ranower" restores health nd vigor, curca Dyspepaiu, Iinpoli'nco,iex Ual Debility. SI. Archibald Whalely was one day asked if he rose early. He replied that once lie did, but he was so proud all the morning and so sleepy all the afternoon that he de termined never to do it again. No one need feel so kail at out tho American round dance. The most popular dance in Hungary is one In which every man hugs tvvu women at once, and Hun gary is getting tlong right smart as u coun try. If L woman desires to become con spicuous at the sea -side, let her appear in the samo dress twice. Al'ler this she will be well eiioiign known to justify a publisher in bringing out her poems at his own risk fuck. "ROUGH ON EATS." Clears nut rats, mice, roaches, flies, nnls b.id-bu, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c Druggists. Why must we upnose Job slept warm? Became he had three comforters. People say that blackberries are good for the complexion i'but who wants a black berry complexion ? We have forty-six rear admirals under piy. The rear of the navy seems to bo well protected. Class in Geography -Teacher. "Nan.o the great bays." Small boy : "Bay of Fun day, Bay l Biscay, Arabi Bey " Teacher "Oh, pashaw." The sting of a bee is only one-thiity-"second of an inch long. It is your imagin ation that makes it seem as long as a hoe handle. Personal I To Men Only t TrfK Vot.t.Aio Hki.t Co., Marshall, Mich. will si'i'id Dr. Dye's Celebrated Electro Vol taic ltelts anil Electric Appliances on trial f .r thirty days to men (young or obi) who we alllicteit with nervous Uchtlilv, Ijs Vitality and Manhooil and kindred Irouli les, guaranteeing spcediog and complete rp fctoration of liealth nnii manly vieor. Ad drew as above. N. B. No riik is incurred us thirty days' trial is allowed. 49-y 1 A coachman calls upon lh doctor I ak what can bo the matter wit h him. "M, good man," said tho princo of science. , m'vo C"t dropsy that's what ails you. 'Dropsy! What's that?" "It's a ntoibli illc tion tluid in tho serous cavities with! tin- holy In your case, I take It hydroperi t.meum coined by cirrhosis of the liver, but .curable by paracentesis." "I know, bu what is it in English?" "You are full o water inside." "Water? Oh, that's non sense." Itcfln-U a moment. "That sennit drol of a saloon keeper must baye watereil his liquor, and yet he sworo to mo that he didn't." WhT Should They. No man or wojnin can do sittsfactory work when the. brain is dull, the nerves un steady, the aysleut relaxed and they feel generally wretched'. Why should anybody drag Hi roil jli their work in th's condition, when a bottle ol Parker's Ginger Tonic will at a moderate csl give them tho strength and will to perlorni their duties satisfactory. Ed. A student of human nature was tho Yankee schnolui'am who undertook the c.we .f a school out West, where her predo- d...vbMl.tre.,,lliou, pupils She Cot along splendidly, and. when asked liowshn man. aged It, replied: "Oh, easily enough. I thrashed the little boys and mashed tho big uuea. "I iKvlare,Jn!la," exclaimed Mrs. Mar rowfjt, as her eldest duunhler sealed her s If at the breaklast lubIe,"your lipaare all b ike nut In a rash." '-Ves," returned J.. , j , , .ilia, with bashful candor, and a heighten -d odiir that, looked 11 a if the rash was spreading all over her face, "Charley has begun to Id liia mustache grow again." Nonne Ihinksoftravelins wjtbni'l takiite along a bottle ol 8ines' Syrup .01 Tar. 23 cenU per bottle. "Yes, sir," says the oldest resident "the first t-ip t madu Iroin liiiwell to Uoston was over the old canal, and I worked my pis a.ge on the canal-bout." "Winked your pissago? How?" inquired his audience. "1 led the horse," suleinul,, remarked tho ancient mariner. Fogg bus got an idea at last, and he fays them's million's in it, as it meets a b-ng felt want. It is nothing less than a reyolviug house, which is to turn upon u pivot, so that the beet rooms shall alwavs f..ce the tun In winter ond be in Ihe shade lu the summer. Fo;r has a great head. V'tvery truth lus two soles f look at b-.tb before committing youraelf lo eilber." Kdnoy-Wort cliulleiiurs Ihe closi-st scrut iny ul its iugiedieiiL and grand terulls. It l..is iii.tliinjr 10 frtir from tiulh. D.iclors ....... J.-. . .1 1 . . . . may disagree a to the be.t im-tlnuls and lemi-iliia, for the cure ot constipation Hint a soiuitren liver Hint knluets. Hut lho,e tint huveiiEL-l Kidney Wort, ngtee that it is by lar the bet medicine know .. lu ac t o 1 is prompt, thorough and lading. Love reckons hours fur months, ond days for years, aud every little absence is nil age. The proper way to check slunder is lo despise il attempt to overtake aud refute ft, aud it will outrun you. A thick corn husk it not a sign of a liard w uler, as some folks think. It makes no difference to corn-husks what Ibe wcalb r is. A man has been arrested in Xew Yoik r..minnt,..Lilln. ll..uu. lil...i. IF.- .f. . ....... .....w "-". i in-, a If-p. I WANTED. Salary and expenses laloy ban put him in "a box," but be sighs V I N P LE CLARE & MUOHE for the family circle, MOEE, Hurler) men, Uoiton.Mass, An AilanU negro, aged JO, has 51 chll Jh.t II. 1. - .1. .,r .. 4. lis iwt a ivutiu ni;o rcceuny, SPECIAL NOTICE. srs. E. de V. Vermont & Co., Publlah6r3, 70 riinmbci'ii fifrcel, Now York, Acknowledged ItEODt.An OnmtKsroND KNTsnl rouit numiRitn MmvrArins In the United States and Canada, aru now prepared to tend their PrivateFinancial Letter FROM NEW YOllK OITY, (Under wlilio tealei envelope) te all Is VK810H8 on SrKcm.ATona, who inajrileslro to receive, weekly, the fnlri' innrmnlon con cemlmr Hie Sl'UUK MARIiUT IN THE MEfKOt'OMS. HINTS AND POINTS Kurnlshoit to SntcriATrma concern. io Hie probable rise or decline In S of k . Also liKMAnl.K AD viort to iNVKaTona and Capitalists concerning Secure nntl Profltnblo IrtTcstmmtn. NtirinE r. do V. Vermont & Co. not being conn-clod dlrictlvor Indirectly with any Hrnkcr's nr llmikei's Uusloesi.ulvo tliolr Inliirniatliiu ami mlvlco wiin lull nnpariian ty and without h-lng Influenced l.i ttio least by K!rsonal lntcri st. Letters sent regularly by Monday night's mall, In closed envcloi o, for fMrfrcn contrc tint weikt, on the receipt of one dollar sent to ffi V. V Hi NT k LU. n t-r TrrniutrmTm ft nn PUBLISHERS, 70 CHAMBEltS ST., N. V. Aug. I.', 18S2.-cor. fflPORTANT TO FARMERS! Tho unUcr1frncl culls tlio fitter, Hon of Fanner to tlie lurt Dint he Is now inamifac turintr. In connectlun with BONE MEAL, a superior urllcto of SUPER-PUOSPIIATE, aunrantccltobetnaderrom 1'IOICED HAW IIO.N KS. wlilch Is lar superior to any other now In tlio luurket It Is a. Purely Bone Fertilizer. I rcsnec fully ask that n fair and honest trial of MY I'UUSI'it ATE bo maile. 1 do not claim that liouircp.-ithlo doses will work wonders, but U'CniiiiiicndRllbern.1 nipllcallon ami a- thorough test, and 1 am satisfied to abide by ibe result. For further paiiiculars apply to A. AKiNlSK, New Mahoning, Uarbon Co., Pa. Sept. 19-lin. IV ANTED, Atrents. Slartllng as the ' ' tiaires orromance from the lowest 1 e lit Its oTsliiviry lo a position amoru; the tlrst In the latiu. "iue nuo rimes'-oi FREDERICK DOUGLASS written bv lilmerlfjl8 full pno UlustratloriF iric- &u. wuinvuia "l'noio mnrs i-anni" In ThrilUntr nnl rntimntlo Interest with the ail ltd rlurin that every won! I? true. A mar velous siory in ift iTHpnicauy ioiu nun oi Kruat litstorlcul 'nlue riiUv lumo will he eagerly ?ouht for hy tho hundreds or thou niids wlnt Imvo watchrd tilt remarkable car eer and tin v been thrilled by the flotjiiecca ff this wonderiul man The work Klvcg an account r mnny luiervlews with (imminent men i) lid narrat h many anecdotes concern ing tlietn unknown to thr ucnerul 1 n h lie. It aboumU In many graceful touclius Loth of wit and elonueiice 'He Ik such a r-marknble man that pponle Hketore-d nbut him, and no wonder." Botton CongrcgatioPtliit. "li Isus inspiring us a poem," Woman'i Journal. "No strinircr storv has been oroverwIH bo lold.' Motion Advetther. MIt Isa irore aba rblnir t'e than any crea' tlon l fl 'tlon.' rroy, ( N. Y.) Herald. "Destined to a wide Bale,"- Hertford Com rant, "Thn whMo H07 Is cxcecdlrglj well told.' Itochextcr Demncial. Address I'ARK I'UHuISHINU 00., Hartford, Cunn. AM BOOK ON A HEW SUBJECT! AQEHTS WANTED For the Trillins- New Hook Theatrical and Circus Life, Itcvealinir the secrets ot the statre. Green H00111, ami (lln-us Tent, ljrlvato unit puhllc lives of ooteil actors and actress, tlnlr pro fessional work ano summer tacalion : ntnus- ln sketches ami thrllilnu; irageilles: the lllii etc Art p-vcalcd, low men cat fire.wotncn arc nrco iroinotnnons, nciitis arc cut on, etc., "Jmtttiico Itiasiicrs ' aim flinty ballet kin bow actors anil aeirests itro maile: anclcn and noiirn monstrosities ; wonderful sccreis of trausforin.itlon scnes. History of tho lirauta trom tho earllst ilays down tn the Iirtsetit iiute. most inriiiuiK anil entertain ntr book now In tho lU-lil. Astounillmr rer f-hulons! Truth stranuer than flcilon 1 175 PtllUKAlTt. KNOKAVl-N-US, AM) IMIl.llllKIl I'tATE ! Soils -n eight Kveryt-i'ily wants it Oranilcst opportunity ever offered to those dcslrlnir pleasant ami profl alile einplovnieut. ttiher puhlishers areoucrinir inonsamisoi uuiiars tor control oi territory Illustrated circulars anil lull par ticulars rUKK. or send 5i cents In money ot HlsrOKlUAIi IMJULISHI.NU Oo , 6M N BiaoipB tor complete canvussmi: ouint, i 4th St., St. Louis, Mo. We have a scholarship for the Williiunsport Commeiciu College, which we will dis- !PS0 01 a "WCOUllt. A gOOt I Opportunity lOl' a VOUI1C mail - dcsil'OUS of taking 11 bllsillCSS. ' c0ursc. Apply at this office Bt bainn!. 111 ARST, '"'"'tor Mw UwU nnv thing trawio now uctore the put I worx f.ir tin 11 a nz elho. Caintal not not-Ccd o o wl 1 Ma von. u u-i V nil" iif" iUBiuNuouiii uiu uy mr in liit loon. Moo, women hoys anil uiri. warned everywhere to worn tor us. Now is ta- tini ion 0.111 woru 111 Fp-iro timB oni or p vo vnur mono v ino to iiih mis tire, von c-n uveal tiouio and tlo tho uori. No other biia'neai wt I tiftt- you uoar.j- as well No one can fail to ramco enorronm n v bv eii'-nnii at once. Coetly iiinu nuo ito no iron ij-inuv 111a te tarn, can ty on-l I on r.ujy. AilUn.ua HiUlt A CO. An cust. Elaine. oeuioyl Inventors will At.vf.nro their Interests li Mniloyf nz un ExifcrlnKCil Attorney reMtlen A. LcliiiMnn. bulkit .r ut Aniciiuiu uim i-urelicn ratnii, wufitln j- JJ tent's in ton, ), u , h is Iiaii jt-iiifl of j-nrngiHui 1'rac 1 wan itiraiiriv nn L,xeiutn-r ol tlie Patont Utnc. All tuiiineiifl be fure ttta t'ourli or tlie Department rUi'tly uticiiiitTM 111. rco cuuimgeni upon tuccees semi tor circular. Aurn 's-ii-ur, KITHIN 0. SHOKIUDCIE'S AGaflcmy for Youn Men & Boys, PEDIA, PENN., 12 MILKS FltOM I'lULADKLl'lllA, SCHOOL YEAS OPENS SEPT. 1 1'lxed mice cvers cverv exnense. ev book-i. Stc No extracli-irtces. No Incident expeuM-B, No cxaniliution tor adiuli!iiti. Thtrlet-n experienced teachers, all men aud ail Kriuiuiiir.. .pi-rnf , iiiHir U'ln ll-B lurnoi. I stu ients to adv.in o rapl'lly. Special drill lor du I ami tackwarl Pnjs. l'nir.ms or all irrailuati-s. perlal opitor'unliles tornpl student, may select ait) stuilles or choose the revular Vntrllsli Scientific. Huslness, t'lassi. cal or t'lrll Untrloferlng bourse. Mudenis mien 111 iueiii.1 caoetn urn now in iiiirvaru, Yale, anil t-n other tlolU'Ki.8 niol I'olytech nle hchools, Meii;a hus een churches and a trioperaneii charter which prohibits the stleul all Intoxloatlnirilritiks For new II. lu trateil t'lreular ndilrefS the Principal and 1'roprleior. SW1TH1N 0. SHORTLIDOE, A. M. (llaivara UuiieriltyUradu.itt). Meila, Pcnni. sept.Z-tt. $10 to $20,000 In IcKltlmate jurilclout speculation tn Oruln, rrnwmonft umi mkki on our irrmeo pi ti ylet-lf mre uionthlv prohti tn )arif"'inri fmuli Inventor. AtdreM, for lull parrli-ulatf. It. K. K a nii all St Co.. l!om'ii Meictiauts. 117 Mil 1. 1 Mils Mrcel, Uhlcak'o, III, I I HVEBTI6EK81 scud for our Helccl L, st ol J U -M jM.-wsi.airs. u.M. 1 Iloweu d L'o joirai. K V. A Bevlew of the Year. . As the more active portion of the yar draws lo a closs, It Is well for the farmer tn look back over the busy months Just past and draw some lossons from tho season. This Is not only a pleasure, but a duty, and all Ilia more Ibeduty when there Is little or no pleasure In such retrospect. It may bo that some of the crops have failed, and It should he the work of the mors quiet months of late fall and winter tn find out the causes of these' failures, and lake all possible measures lo prevent their recurrence. As an example It may bo that the field oT wheat yielded only balfa crop, nnd was therefore 1 without profit. This may have been the ef fect of ono or more causes. Was the soil too poor? A good crop of wheat does not grow upon land that is lacking In tho materia upon which plants must feed. There must be a supply of Jiotash ahd phosphoric acid, nnd especially of nitrogen in an available form in short, a soil to be fertllo jnust abound in those materials which are re moved In a crop, and may be returned again in the manure that Is made from such crops. If tho crop was oor, in ninny cases m inuring or otherwise enriching the soil will insure a yield fur the coming year. But richness is not everything, and the farmer may see his crop fall on a soil that has enough of the various Ingredients of plant growth. Tho mechanical Irxture of the soil may be at 'null. A wet soil is not a producliyo one. Agricultural plants can not do well in earth when the roots are surrounded by water, but by draining, wet, cold land often becomes n vory productive one. Again, on soil rich and mellow, the par tial orentlro failure of the crori may be in the seed, or the sowing, or both. TI16 yalue of good seed is beyond question, and only the best should be used. There isn great Iferenco in varieties, and a superior tort is cheapest at any cost. The farmer may judge of the quality of his seed by notiirg hat his neighbors use, and the crops they get under similar cond'lions, when his own elds have not given good returns. Fur thermore, a test may lie made by sowing lifTerent varieties side by side. We do not advocate testing many sorts, but do enough flhls experimental work to keeruibreasl with tho progress in the improvement o varieties. There ore failures duo to the rav ages of injects, or to conditions of climate prevailing lor the season. f Inserts have been destructive, it 'is important to become acquainted with their habits, that any ami means may be taken tn meet them. In hnrt, farming, as now profitably pursued, eeds constant slpdy, and during the com partitive leisure ol the -winter, every one should renew the past, nnd plan for bettct results in tho future slmericaii Agricul lurisL Picking Apples. Tho proper way ol picking and packing ol pples is of great Importance. Tlie lest i-eping sorts will not bo preserved well un less the fruit is uninjured in gathering, and packed securely. Tlie most approved meth 1 of picking is by hand, with ladders, tin nut being put into a grain sack. Tl e bottom and top of tho sack aro brought to Ki-ther and tied, and then hung upon the boulder. A short atlck may be lined In keep the mouth of the Mick open The rack is quickly aud easily emptied by lowiring the month end and lil'ling upon the bottom The sack can be lowered into Ihe barrel anil they will run put without being bruised us when they are poured in from a basket from the lop. Many apple growe's prefer to pul the fruit in heaps for a few days that the skin may toughen before barreling. In short the aim In picking should be to not bruise the fruit, and in this way enhance its keeping quality. Tlie fruit should not move ubout in the barrels during shipment, and to this end the apples must be shaken lown when Ilia barrel is ball full and again when full, after which the head is put on and pressed into place with considerable lorce. It Is much better to hare tho upper apples somewhat flattened than tn leave the fruit so it will stir in Ihe package. Tlio op (tosite head should bo marked as the one to to bo opened. The mistake is sometimes made of not sorting the fruit. Make at leatt two qualities or grades, and mark each package with ils grade. Tins will secure uniformity in the fruit in each barrel, and a betler price. There is much to be gained in the way of a reputation for careful pick ingdioiirst assorting and the proper packlnu ol ull kinds of fruit. American Agricultur Ul. Visiting Oocd Farms. The many lairs that are being held in yarious sections of ths country ate doing much towards advancing a far more cn llghtctied agriculture. AVe have already Klnted out some of the advantages to le gained by a careful study of the exhibits, and the importance of taking an active part !n these fairs. Another suggestion tn the same end is here offered, which, if acted uiwn, will supplement the work of the fairs and do much good to all progressive farm ers. 11 13 the iluty 01 every larmer to yisi yearly some of tho best farms in the coun try, and there gather practical lessons in Improved agriculture. '1 here is no method ol learning about any farm suhject equal tn being mi the farm where it is practised, a m: having it explained by the one who has mado it a success. It may be Ihe way ot ptediug stock, or a plan of preserving nuts ensilage, or other lodder. A farmer may contemplate a system of underdrains for hii wet fleliU, in this case it would be best to tmke a visit to some farmer whu has thus drained bis farm, uuil guilt fruni him many valuable hints and suggestions in Ibis im iortant work. Such visits not only giv new ideas, but are a wholesome recicatlon and many a farmer who at first though may say, "I eau not afford it I" will find by experience that. he harsitoken too soon Take a day to go and visit some onn of th best larms lu the county, and this will oieu the way for further yl.its aud a vider knowledge of the beat methods of fanning. American Agricutturitt. To be disposed of under the hammer a cariwt tsck, It is not always the flower of the fain 11; that furnishes the bread, People whu contended that this was a couiilrr of cranks have been (lowerfully si lent since the hanging of Guitcau. So have the cranks. Jt-7Ko matter what your ailment li, llronn's Iun Biltcu Hill surely benefit Benson 's AWARDED- Catcine 6 Porous -MEDALS. ister. Tho Best Known Rcmody for Dockacho or Lamo Dock. Rhoumatlom or Lamo Joints. Cramps or Sprains. Nouralcln or Kldnov Dlsonso. Lumbago, Sovoro Achooor Pains Fomalo Woaknoss. Aro Superior to all atber Flatten. Are Superior to rods. Aro Superior to I.lnlmenta. Aro Superior to Ointments or Salves. Areinperlor toElectrlcItr orcaJTanUm Tuejr Act Immediately. ,t They Strengthen. They Soothe. They Relieve Fntn nt Onco. They Positively Cure. CAUTION. Benson's Capclne rorons Plan- icrs nave oeen imitated, vo not allow vonr dracetst tn palm off some other plaster having a similar Bounding name. Bee that the word is spelled C-X-P-C-I-N E. Price IS ets. SEABURY Sc JOHNSON, Mannfacturlng ChemistH. New York. I KtlltU lti:.1ll!I)Y AT LAST. Plica isc. IMEAD'S Medicated CORN and BUNION PLASTER. Irttlnf . Adiuirvd tot tneleaullnl tV elfnut jwrtumt. cter Falls ta IteUoroCreyorFadedllalr Wtb yoatbrul color. Itl.nn.itl tfrroftl nliarugjun. Olnsor, liuolin, Hindrnlic, Slilunsia u tnanvr f ihe bctmcfl cincs known crcheie com- Liticd i ttoame'cne ofsu hvaricdaiulcr.Vc'.ive powcista5ijniakeiiicOrcalc5tilood I Lruwru The Cc:tt!23:ih a Etrcm'h restorer Cv:r l!$;d It cures )yspcpMi, Uheumntn'n, klocn'MS ness, all diseases cftVic Stnnncli, Ilawcls. J unS, Ijver, Kidneys, and all Fern ri'e Complaints. Jfyou are m aMin-i avay v i.h Consumption or any disease. uset'ieToN ct--d.iy. Itwi lurcly lufpjou. cirembcrl itisr.HM.penortonu:eTS, Essences of Gtnccr and other Tonics, as it builds up the fvve-n without latoxicatins. t5pc.&$i sizes, rtde-Versindnics. Konecenui'-e without sisnatureoflItcoxf;Co.,N Y. hendlorcirculaf LARGE SAVING BUYING TMC IX)I.LATl HZffi. . THE GREAT CURE K-H-E-U-Ifl- A-'ff-E-S-SE Aa It la for alt tho painful iiaonros ot the lonarvs. LIVCR AUD COWll.li. It cleanaea tlie system of tiie acrid polsonl Wt c&usea the dreadful suffering which only the victims ofrheumansm can reauio. TuniiQitunR or nA5?r-s I of the worst forma of this terrlWe disease have been, quickly relieved, tndlashortl Um9 BEBFEOTLY CURED. Vitrei tt. tiqviD r dry, solo j imvocisTs.l (SO Drycftnbesenthyjnatl. wrixs. ItlcflARDSON & CO.. Burllnrton.Vt THE LEADING BUSINESS SCHOOL OF PENNSYLVAinA. The OLDEST, the LARGEST, tlie BEST A Successful Career of Seventeen Years 1 Thia Institution is thoroughly established, and, beiui; so favorably known throughout the country, receive a very liberal share ol patronage. There are to-day over 300 S udents In ao tual attendance. The Diploma and the President's recom mendation are recognized everywhere ty the best business men. Its terms nro extretnelv moderate, while Its appliances and facilities aro not stir passed. During the past year, of the number who uuentit-K. o- wtrru puii-ru in iiiriiiiivt; h-bi t ions, and many more secured places through tueir invu cllorts. Expenses : Scholarship $30 00 Hooks for Full Course 7 00 Good Hoard, per Month 15 00 For College Journals, A-c., address F. E. WOOD, President, WILLIAMSPOItT, TA. August 5, 1S82 in3 g iit ITTlOUTlt AND MIDDIK-AOKB Woaiayou lete-tor-atosoUND Mnnhnnil 9 sc. '.I suuii) ami von will t-i-I ad- HllU.lJUU ,' vice In notioil ciiveloo". Ailitren. Irof. J.V. Kit AN, OKdenaours N,V. lal.H'J I RUPTURE-, IPRr.IAi, lltU'B uttai von want 1 ho (rrrates! Inrentlon tf lUaael see our .toi. i.hln. eat tree. rot. J, Y. KUAN. Cure en. burs. N.v. Jlr HVI Life and Fire ! E. K. Stroh, Gert Apt, AT MAUOU CHUNK, I'a. Only good aud reliable Companies rcpre- enled. Also. Agent for th ITALIAN aud Pla o 8 H 5 o e. m 5 mmm u3 3 o H g o 3.5 a uj a V O rS r.orrsr.o.vM line or steamers. Travelers' Insurance. Tickets! C13ST8 Tfi SECOBES $15 Wookly Indemnity In case of Injury, or $3,000 INSURANCE In case of Daalh by Accident. TIQKET3 FOR SALE AT THE Carbons-Advocate Oflico. - U..r- Industrial DartmeBt; Nb Era Life Association of 1876 OF PHILADELPHIA, PA. LxsuKES Against S!ic2iBae8 at Bad AecMeaal AT THE VERY LOWEST TIUCES. ion Fee $3.00 -There has lont; existed a pullio demand for provision against Sickness, Acidents and Premature Death, on an equitable I asis, The New Era Life Association Now issues Folicies covering all three of the aboye contingencies at rates so low that tbey will at once command the favor of every Prudent Man. These Fnlicie nrovld,o for a Weekly In demnity of five'dollaks I'EU WKEK, in case of Sickness or Accident, and lo CUM TIM'K until the Insured shall regain his health sufficiently to attend to bis regular business. Should a member desire an Insurance of $100 rayablo upon receipt of satisfactory proof of death, in addition lo the regular weekly indemnity, it will only cost a few cents additional wr mouth. The rales aro low, and remain the same as when joining. The member is not required to wait three, six or nine months before "becoming Bene ficial," but bis licy is good for the full amount Immediately uain the payment of Ihe first premium, should be be disabled The premiums may be paid Monthly' Quarterly, Semi annually or annually. The Weekly Indemnity provided for in jailicy will be paid until the member re coeri or the policy terminates. For Jurther particulars apply to H. Y. MORTIMER, Apt Carton Aflyocate H:e, LEIUOHTON, PA. ARBON ADVOCATE rLAW AND FANCY B00K5J0B PRINTING HOUSE BARK WAY, a short dlitanse above the Lehigh Valley U.K. Depot, LEHIGHTON, PA. We are now fully prepared to oiecnte every description of PRINTING, from a Visiting; Carl to a Large Poster ! rosters, Handbills, Dodgers, Circulars Shipping Tags, Cards, Bill Uoads, Letter Heads. Koto Heads, Envelopes, ' Statements, rr?grntmnes, &.C., &c, In Best Manner, at Reasonable Prices ! WHY! WHY! You should go to C. T. Horn's Dr. CENTRAL LRUG STORE BECAUSE He personally attends to his business. Ho has the experience of medicine. Ho has the best und purest Drugs and uueintciiis. Ho has one price to all. He has 111 best good tor the lcastmonoy, He lias all the I'epular-I'atent Metllcinesj He has the best Horse and Uattlo I'omler. He has the bist wines anil .clears. He keep the. best Old llyo Whiskey for nieill. Inal purposes He has the latest patterns In WALL He has a full lino of Lamps and Lamp Tlx turcs. He has a lull line of Toilet and Fancy Ar ticles, Ho buya aud sells fos cub. - Call and be convinced that the abovo rea sons are correct, and obll.-e U. T. HOHN.'M. I)., Louekol's Block. Opposite the "Caroon Homo.1 831-lv. Sept. 10, 183: A. Wo Mtos&eB'i Mnnafuctnrerof and Dt-alnrln STOVES, RANGES AND HEATERS, Tin and SlieeMmi Ware and General Honse Furnishing GokLs. ICOOFIG nml Sl'Otn-ifttj done a' abort notico aud at Lowest Cash Plices. t-rerr ltlndof RTOVH OUATES end Flit IS II BILKS krrtcoasuntlrou hiud. Store on SOUTH Street, A (aw doors above Bank St., LEIUOHTON. rati onaae solicited Uatistscian trnarantci d. OU.6-11 A. i). MOSS Ull. E. F. LUCKED BACH.., Two Doors Below the "Broadway lion ao JIAUCII CHUNK, PA. Dealer in all Patterned Plata and Fanei Wall Papers, Window Shades, Paints & Paintesr' Supplies, lowest 6Asn riticea. a week tn your own town. t5 Ou tit Iree. u rink. livery (tun? new. Capital nil equtr od. Wo will luruil yoeerr uiu r. juhut Hru ik lur ttina. Ladle iu44easuiucUaiuu .idbovi and Kirls make Krewt pay. lie ider if ou want b biiin km atwtnci toui-au tuKe ffietpay al thn tui'fl you orti, w Ito lor partlcu aia 1 1 1J. JlALLETf & Co., Portland. Me, uoiO-yi dJob rrinting neatly, clicaj)ly and promptly execut ed at this oflice. Give us a trial and be convinced. lJIMllIUllXiJIJILJ. BEY lncludlnK;Hats, Bonnets, Flowers, Ribbons, NEW GOODS RECEIVED WEEKLY. All work done In the latest style, and most durable mannor.'at the lowest eash'prlees. STORK! at the Intersection of BANK STltEKT and BANK WAY, LEHIGHTON, PA, aprll to, li Jl-jl, Use Lawrence & Rflartin's iWMasieMBBa8Bagi3raruiJU!&!aL mill in mil I i ii'i'i I1" 1 I I For COUGHS, COLDS, SORE THROAT, BRONCHITIS, ASTHPJ1A, PHEU- rIOMIA, COHSUIYIPTIOFJ, Dlsoasosor THROAT, CHEST AFiD LUfJGa. CONSUMPTION In lu Incipient nnd advanced stajres, nml n'l din a-se of tltn TIIi:oAT.CHf.3 f nnd LUNGS, but It li:n licvcr been so Hdviintnicoti-.lv coiupnttnued at In tho'i'OI.U, r.OCK.nnrt BYE. ItSBOothliiR Ualsamlo properties aflora a dllliisHc stimulant and tonic to build tip Uio system niter tno cough lias been relieved. Quart sljo buttles, Prlco st ro. T All n sfn V "o nt bo deceived by dealers who fry to palm off ltock and live MJ U I 01 B I l nlnnn lit nnr -I IU ll lini'IC AtJIi HVI- u-lilnti la thn ON1.V J1EDI0ATEI article the ccnulno has aTrlvate Bio Proprietary Stamp on each bottle, whlolt permits It to bo Sold hy .DruggKis, Grocers ami licnlorsi Everywhere, US- WITIIODT DPECIAL TAX. OR LICENSE. The TOLU, ROCK AND RYE CO., Proprietors, 41 liver St., Chicago, II! ,f (TfeTh h,1Iow Rcfriy. M?w, Edition. UADIES In iY)a fK!lJll1Ef 1 J The (I.M.V 'HOOKmilieloci-leM-rpulilislicl. A fllsl (.It o( WW iB I I KL every Ailniiiiistmiloii from Washington t tlie present lime, wall nver . f ftbc Monies of ihe Presidents. isir flee I I'ortralt nr Diilienol i AfltMH U'ANTKII. Send ' 1IKAIIIV JU CO., CO X. X A INo Patent Wo Pay. PATENTS obtained for Inventors In ths TJnltcit States Can n da and Europe, nt reduced rates. With our principal office located In Washington, directly opposite the United States Pot on t Office, wo nro able to attend to nil patent lutiines with greater promptness and de spatch and at lers ctst than other patent nt torne8 who are at a UUunco liom Wash Ingion, and who hare, llicreforr, to employ uAS5ocIaleattornejs " Wo make prelltnlnaiy examinations and furnish opinions as to u tenUblllty. Iree of charge, and all who are Interested In nrw Inventions and patents aro Invited to rend for a copy ol cur 'HJuide Tor obtaining Patents,1' which Is sent Tree lo any address, aud contains conn I etc Instruc tions how to obtain patents and other valua ble mutter. Werclorto the Oeruian-Amur Iv.'iu National Hank Wavhli gtun, I). (J.; tho h'oval Swedish. Norwegian and Dai Iuh Ivira. thintf, at Wji (thing toil i Hon. .Int. Cacey, l.ite (lltiot Justice U. S oiirt ol Ulaluiii; to tho ORlclaM or the U. S Patent OHIce, and lo Senator and SI e tuber I ot Congress Iroui very State Address: LOTUS IMOOKIi fc CO., So. Heitnrs ol Patents and Attorneys at l-aw,Lu Droit Ilulldintf, WAbtiOTUN. li. O. Saloon Keepers and Others, Don't (all to buy j our Chnmpaignc Pear Cider, Lager Beer, Koot Beer, Nectar, Porter, &c, OF C. BOETTGER, . TAMAQUA, Pa. AOK.13, 1881-U. $500 Reward I WE will pay the above reward for any case or Liver Comidalnt, Dytpopsia, Sick llead. ache, IndUetln, tJonslip tllim or(;oilvcnesa wo cannot cure n 1th v?ts Liver Veuetablo l'MIs. when ihe directions are strictly com. Ijdled with. They are purely Yeuotabie, and Iiurcf alliufiiivrtiiieiibtiuu "ukiii unim, Lare boxen, contatnlnir 30 Pills. VS cents. For sale by all Hru'tais. Jlewreof coun terleit&and Imitations. The ie(nulno maim factured only by'.HJHN O. WtST tt CO, "The Pill Makers" 181 & 183 "W Madison St, ChlciiKO Free trial package stmt by mall Treiaid on receipt oi a cent stamp. .Smith Kline & uo., wnuieeaie aktiii, Philadelphia. Pa. 9 6 (, V. '8My. AVe pontluue to act as Siilirltors fir Tal ents, Cuvwils.Traile Harks, OnjijTinlits.i-lii , fi,r tlie United Statrs, Canuila, Cuba, Kni! laml, Ftunre, Germany, tlr. We liavn hut TlliniV '1VK YSB3 F.JCHrRIKXCIC. riiUnts nMiinifl thrmiuli us are notlciil in tho ScuNTmo Aucrioan, This larc anil splnuliil illu.tratNl wrekly Mier,3 20 a year, shows the Prnuri'ss ul Si-ipnco.is very iiitvrestine, and has an ennrmous rirnila lion, A.l.lress MOS.V .1 CO., Tatent Solic ilors, rubli.liera nf Soirrit'lo Aukuioan, 37 l'jrk TUiw.Kew York. Ilauil book ubout Patents Sent free. T I ITU I A. A. TIItlMAS.St.i'lnud I . A N 1 1 I Inn, Wasliltixlon, 1) U. 11X11111 . tC,.s Wlora Ihe t'nio, loud llull.l. I'rae. States (lenor.il Land (llfice. IVnUstgil cares, irl- viito Innd claims, mlinnir. iire-iMniiiui uim liumesieail rases nrnsf cuteil tiefure the lie. Iiurtin ntuttlie Interlur ami Suiireuie Oourt; and all classes of claims bulore In Kxeeullvs Depar ments Snxclul at.eiitlon kIthi to Iiiwii.iHo eases. Mini narrauis, huiiiesieml ft alt, and all ItluJs urtiiaa trln ihiukih ana S01U, ik4v-mi S ffl K V M. A. SNYDER llcspcctfully '?innouncc3 to her lady i'ricml3..tlmt she has just received a full lino of the latest novelties in Spring & Sumina Feathers', Notions, and DUESS TItlMMINajJ Has nltrnvt Hcen ono or t'.io mot imnonvn wcapcuts tUoldcd by tho MKDICAl, FAOUI.1 r njr.ilnHtthnencroachmciitiof (',)UlllS.Cm.I) tlljrtVrillTIM AHTItMA. KOItE TltltnAV. TliUKlliemosiBilablcliookpaMMieit. p Hie v one lloueiui view, otm.ni f.t, Ciitu Ur,. ultli fu t,.i Fourth Mrvet, I-LIIadelbhla. DIAMOND CATARRH REMEDY, A Poxltlvo Cura for Ootnrrh 9t all ktntli. It H k iiKtuiitaii.-oua in lifY.o noil E'orninnctl t In Itcaitlt. I'm.i at aaf Ktase of t ie niieus Has curej cases ao te.tlM lliut boncit came irom tlio nusc. Or. KT.,rjrii Diamond Catarrh Mm 'eily 4 mi tl iiiol ji eaani. atTomlna; imne4llt.t II. le a il i.roiiii't cure In allcaoea. t ntKrrls, I. (lne.iZH, tluy fiver ItronctillU. It w 11 leniove I'oltpus ami tftctullr rem Waieiy an I l'liinli-nt Discharges from Ibe H4 an I Throat, ami r etui. Sukcmnic llrtath: per-fei-ilt n-Biore liupal etl Smell, TVlo and lltanac; relieve HeaiUeie, Ilreak up Ui.M In the Ilea; Mrensthen ill VoU-o anil Kiei! lurlj, RetttlaMr ami lletulir t lear and Acttr'etverj UrttsW lar II. ail a.id'l liroat. I'r.cc, so te:, is. Dr. l'.vory'n ninmoii.l InvlRaraier I 'a -ricci Itioovl t'urlltrr. AitlBrroMl IVorvx 'I'oulo. It nukea a ili-ni.tfiil. who. tome ilrr.!:, which Iiivluoriitee. j?urllie0 uml Slrriictlirna the rn lrc (jsicm. I'or dene al D billtjr, Dup-psln, Btllonnwa, Toipil l.lver. Inill.estii n. Kenralcle and IUi.n m.itio Ailcctlons Jai.nillce, MaUna, r-atoli-wtj-, Niiuiea, H cn u. ailat'1,0 a ,il Knlnev Complaint, ltlsluvaluaMc. IMlc, toienu. Dr. Pvorj'a Diamond Salve Is a w cLn cuie lor toirns, lirulscs So,e of all klnas, Salt, Kheum, Tet'tr, l.lnirwurm and Cntam.o Eruptions, t'rlce, 55 cents. .k your Drticirl.t for tke r.med icn unci ink in. ,tlier or will In aessC l'ec on ruvelit ol prlto. Do.crlptlvc rjmph'cts Free. AildrrBS Dr. Il'vory's Diamond Remedies Co., J". O. Box 3JC0. ID4 John Street, Kttr Terk. OUTTHISOUT! AmINK?iS15i2S40wpEEERK. Wehavestoroa In 15 leading- Cities from which our agents obtain their supplies qulcklx. Our Factories ana Principal unices are M Krle. Pa. Send for our New Catalogue aa4 term to atfenU Address M. N. LOVELL 3&cf.aTwonNn.n?r WHO IS UNACQUAINTED WITH TH( QIOOBAPHY OF TMeOatH TV WILL ttt BV IXAMIHINQ iHIj(APTHATTMt CBICAGO, ROCK ISLiiUD&PACIFIG RT By th central poaitton of Its 11ns, eonntsta iks Eiitind tha West bv thaihortaat rauK. and i Tie passengers, without change of ears, tlwm Chicago ana Kaasa City, Couuoll Bluaa. Laavss connects In Union Depots with all ths prtnaJpal lines of road between ths Atlantic sad ths fasiM Oceans. Its equipment is unrivaled and magaili eent, being: oompoied of Moat Oomfortabls sa4 beautiful Day Coaches, MagnlSoent H. Often elinlnc Chair Cars, Full man's Prsttlsst Falasa eieepiDff Cars, and the Heat Llns of PfnlOf Cars In ths World. Three Trains betwssn Chlsac aa AXtssouri River Points. Two Trains bstwssa Cal osq and Minneapolis and Bt. Faul, via ths raaaoafl "ALBERT LEA ROUTE." New and Direct Llns, via Ssnssaand Sanka ke, has recently bsn opened between Blshmead Norfolk, Newport News. Chs ttanooja, Atlaata, An fuata, Nashville. Louisville, Lezlncton.CluelaBsM ndianapolls and Lafayette, and Omaha, Atlnasep Oils and St. Paul and Intermediate point. All Through Passengers Travsl ou Past JCxpras Trains. Tickets for sale ar all prlnolpal Tlokst OSUMla the United States and Canada. Sasgags cheeked through and rates of tars aL ways as low as competitors that offsr less advaa lordetalled information, est the Maps and Toid ors of the GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE, At your nearest Ticket Offlae, or address R. R. CABLE, E, 8T. JOHN, Vloe-rrsa, Geal U'i'r, Gta'l Tkt A faa, CHICAGO. jVlJROP IN AT TIIE ji Carbon Advocate OFFICE FOR Cheap Printing ! u - . ji AccntiWunted. TbeCultalnaiUnsTrtiuapli TOWtoLIVE! A foroplf te Cycloped)' oufliIil knowlire it the matetuow rt-mly. ?t'ol1itiiIlkltt tiolstg fkatt Low prict, llluktraitti, uai-qiiHled in auiLoruiv ISi-ndfor rrvisootlccsaud lull particulars bow. Outflk aud lntruction how to sell, free to actual agents. Sue isaaguarau eedlalthful wo s" Mate.perlfne, If -ulllUicr, (Ui Arvb &Uvt I'lilaUclphla, i'a.
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