MI8CELL AH EOUS.
Th shocking doslfiictlori of a school
ouie, together tvitli it Inmates, IncluillliE
olli grown jverc" m b mitt rliihlien, is retiort
eel from tho town of Oroiiuu, the rnjiltnl of
onn of the governmental ilp:i I tmpiits of
ltusl. A hnnlwarn dealer used the collar
for storing Kiwi!er, in wlilrli he secretly
conducted n contraband IraUlc While ho
van moving aljout incautiously In his place
With a light, the powder wris tgmled, nml
the whnl building was blown Into the air.
The number of persons killed was not, nt
latest accounts, accurately known,!. ut many
disfigured corpses and mangled limbs and
fragments of bodies have been taken from
the ruins.
iaU-Oet tho Advocatk for one year, only
ne dollar.
The latent story trorn California is that
in old tramp was found to liffvo carried so
Yeral thousand dnllars tn tho-lining of his
TesU Tills may be the prevailing style out
Vr'ftit, but in this seclien of the country
tramisd,t not wear vests.
"No," mid tli boy, "I have no rooted
dislike for Mr. Stehbins' dog, but it won't
do for me to be seen petting It nt this sea
con. If I did, and then anybody robbed
his melon patch, he'd think I got on gnou
terms with the animal ami then scooped the
fruit.
SKINNY MEN.
"Wells' Health Ranower" restores health
nd vigor, curca Dyspepaiu, Iinpoli'nco,iex
Ual Debility. SI.
Archibald Whalely was one day asked
if he rose early. He replied that once lie
did, but he was so proud all the morning
and so sleepy all the afternoon that he de
termined never to do it again.
No one need feel so kail at out tho
American round dance. The most popular
dance in Hungary is one In which every
man hugs tvvu women at once, and Hun
gary is getting tlong right smart as u coun
try. If L woman desires to become con
spicuous at the sea -side, let her appear in
the samo dress twice. Al'ler this she will be
well eiioiign known to justify a publisher
in bringing out her poems at his own risk
fuck.
"ROUGH ON EATS."
Clears nut rats, mice, roaches, flies, nnls
b.id-bu, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c
Druggists.
Why must we upnose Job slept warm?
Became he had three comforters.
People say that blackberries are good
for the complexion i'but who wants a black
berry complexion ?
We have forty-six rear admirals under
piy. The rear of the navy seems to bo well
protected.
Class in Geography -Teacher. "Nan.o
the great bays." Small boy : "Bay of Fun
day, Bay l Biscay, Arabi Bey " Teacher
"Oh, pashaw."
The sting of a bee is only one-thiity-"second
of an inch long. It is your imagin
ation that makes it seem as long as a hoe
handle.
Personal I To Men Only t
TrfK Vot.t.Aio Hki.t Co., Marshall, Mich.
will si'i'id Dr. Dye's Celebrated Electro Vol
taic ltelts anil Electric Appliances on trial
f .r thirty days to men (young or obi) who
we alllicteit with nervous Uchtlilv, Ijs
Vitality and Manhooil and kindred Irouli
les, guaranteeing spcediog and complete rp
fctoration of liealth nnii manly vieor. Ad
drew as above. N. B. No riik is incurred
us thirty days' trial is allowed. 49-y 1
A coachman calls upon lh doctor I
ak what can bo the matter wit h him. "M,
good man," said tho princo of science.
, m'vo C"t dropsy that's what ails you.
'Dropsy! What's that?" "It's a ntoibli
illc tion tluid in tho serous cavities with!
tin- holy In your case, I take It hydroperi
t.meum coined by cirrhosis of the liver, but
.curable by paracentesis." "I know, bu
what is it in English?" "You are full o
water inside." "Water? Oh, that's non
sense." Itcfln-U a moment. "That sennit
drol of a saloon keeper must baye watereil
his liquor, and yet he sworo to mo that he
didn't."
WhT Should They.
No man or wojnin can do sittsfactory
work when the. brain is dull, the nerves un
steady, the aysleut relaxed and they feel
generally wretched'. Why should anybody
drag Hi roil jli their work in th's condition,
when a bottle ol Parker's Ginger Tonic will
at a moderate csl give them tho strength
and will to perlorni their duties satisfactory.
Ed.
A student of human nature was tho
Yankee schnolui'am who undertook the
c.we .f a school out West, where her predo-
d...vbMl.tre.,,lliou, pupils She Cot along
splendidly, and. when asked liowshn man.
aged It, replied: "Oh, easily enough. I
thrashed the little boys and mashed tho big
uuea.
"I iKvlare,Jn!la," exclaimed Mrs. Mar
rowfjt, as her eldest duunhler sealed her
s If at the breaklast lubIe,"your lipaare all
b ike nut In a rash." '-Ves," returned
J.. , j , ,
.ilia, with bashful candor, and a heighten
-d odiir that, looked 11 a if the rash was
spreading all over her face, "Charley has
begun to Id liia mustache grow again."
Nonne Ihinksoftravelins wjtbni'l takiite
along a bottle ol 8ines' Syrup .01 Tar. 23
cenU per bottle.
"Yes, sir," says the oldest resident "the
first t-ip t madu Iroin liiiwell to Uoston was
over the old canal, and I worked my pis
a.ge on the canal-bout." "Winked your
pissago? How?" inquired his audience. "1
led the horse," suleinul,, remarked tho
ancient mariner.
Fogg bus got an idea at last, and he
fays them's million's in it, as it meets a
b-ng felt want. It is nothing less than a
reyolviug house, which is to turn upon u
pivot, so that the beet rooms shall alwavs
f..ce the tun In winter ond be in Ihe shade
lu the summer. Fo;r has a great head.
V'tvery truth lus two soles f look at
b-.tb before committing youraelf lo eilber."
Kdnoy-Wort cliulleiiurs Ihe closi-st scrut
iny ul its iugiedieiiL and grand terulls. It
l..is iii.tliinjr 10 frtir from tiulh. D.iclors
....... J.-. . .1 1 . . . .
may disagree a to the be.t im-tlnuls and
lemi-iliia, for the cure ot constipation Hint
a soiuitren liver Hint knluets. Hut lho,e
tint huveiiEL-l Kidney Wort, ngtee that it
is by lar the bet medicine know .. lu ac
t o 1 is prompt, thorough and lading.
Love reckons hours fur months, ond
days for years, aud every little absence is
nil age.
The proper way to check slunder is lo
despise il attempt to overtake aud refute
ft, aud it will outrun you.
A thick corn husk it not a sign of a
liard w uler, as some folks think. It makes
no difference to corn-husks what Ibe wcalb
r is.
A man has been arrested in Xew Yoik
r..minnt,..Lilln. ll..uu. lil...i. IF.- .f.
. ....... .....w "-". i in-, a If-p. I WANTED. Salary and expenses
laloy ban put him in "a box," but be sighs V I N P LE CLARE & MUOHE
for the family circle, MOEE, Hurler) men, Uoiton.Mass,
An AilanU negro, aged JO, has 51 chll
Jh.t II. 1. - .1. .,r ..
4. lis iwt a ivutiu ni;o rcceuny,
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io Hie probable rise or decline In
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any Hrnkcr's nr llmikei's Uusloesi.ulvo tliolr
Inliirniatliiu ami mlvlco wiin lull nnpariian
ty and without h-lng Influenced l.i ttio least
by K!rsonal lntcri st.
Letters sent regularly by Monday night's
mall, In closed envcloi o, for fMrfrcn contrc
tint weikt, on the receipt of one dollar sent to
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n t-r TrrniutrmTm ft nn
PUBLISHERS,
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Aug. I.', 18S2.-cor.
fflPORTANT TO FARMERS!
Tho unUcr1frncl culls tlio fitter, Hon of
Fanner to tlie lurt Dint he Is now inamifac
turintr. In connectlun with BONE MEAL, a
superior urllcto of
SUPER-PUOSPIIATE,
aunrantccltobetnaderrom 1'IOICED HAW
IIO.N KS. wlilch Is lar superior to any other
now In tlio luurket It Is a.
Purely Bone Fertilizer.
I rcsnec fully ask that n fair and honest
trial of MY I'UUSI'it ATE bo maile. 1 do
not claim that liouircp.-ithlo doses will work
wonders, but U'CniiiiiicndRllbern.1 nipllcallon
ami a- thorough test, and 1 am satisfied to
abide by ibe result. For further paiiiculars
apply to
A. AKiNlSK,
New Mahoning, Uarbon Co., Pa.
Sept. 19-lin.
IV ANTED, Atrents. Slartllng as the
' ' tiaires orromance from the lowest 1 e lit Its
oTsliiviry lo a position amoru; the tlrst In the
latiu. "iue nuo rimes'-oi
FREDERICK DOUGLASS
written bv lilmerlfjl8 full pno UlustratloriF
iric- &u. wuinvuia "l'noio mnrs i-anni"
In ThrilUntr nnl rntimntlo Interest with the
ail ltd rlurin that every won! I? true. A mar
velous siory in ift iTHpnicauy ioiu nun oi
Kruat litstorlcul 'nlue riiUv lumo will he
eagerly ?ouht for hy tho hundreds or thou
niids wlnt Imvo watchrd tilt remarkable car
eer and tin v been thrilled by the flotjiiecca
ff this wonderiul man The work Klvcg an
account r mnny luiervlews with (imminent
men i) lid narrat h many anecdotes concern
ing tlietn unknown to thr ucnerul 1 n h lie. It
aboumU In many graceful touclius Loth of wit
and elonueiice
'He Ik such a r-marknble man that pponle
Hketore-d nbut him, and no wonder."
Botton CongrcgatioPtliit.
"li Isus inspiring us a poem," Woman'i
Journal.
"No strinircr storv has been oroverwIH
bo lold.' Motion Advetther.
MIt Isa irore aba rblnir t'e than any crea'
tlon l fl 'tlon.' rroy, ( N. Y.) Herald.
"Destined to a wide Bale,"- Hertford Com
rant,
"Thn whMo H07 Is cxcecdlrglj well told.'
Itochextcr Demncial.
Address I'ARK I'UHuISHINU 00.,
Hartford, Cunn.
AM BOOK ON A HEW SUBJECT!
AQEHTS
WANTED
For the Trillins- New Hook
Theatrical and Circus Life,
Itcvealinir the secrets ot the statre. Green
H00111, ami (lln-us Tent, ljrlvato unit puhllc
lives of ooteil actors and actress, tlnlr pro
fessional work ano summer tacalion : ntnus-
ln sketches ami thrllilnu; irageilles: the
lllii etc Art p-vcalcd, low men cat fire.wotncn
arc nrco iroinotnnons, nciitis arc cut on, etc.,
"Jmtttiico Itiasiicrs ' aim flinty ballet kin
bow actors anil aeirests itro maile: anclcn
and noiirn monstrosities ; wonderful sccreis
of trausforin.itlon scnes. History of tho
lirauta trom tho earllst ilays down tn the
Iirtsetit iiute. most inriiiuiK anil entertain
ntr book now In tho lU-lil. Astounillmr rer
f-hulons! Truth stranuer than flcilon 1 175
PtllUKAlTt. KNOKAVl-N-US, AM)
IMIl.llllKIl I'tATE ! Soils -n eight
Kveryt-i'ily wants it Oranilcst opportunity
ever offered to those dcslrlnir pleasant ami
profl alile einplovnieut. ttiher puhlishers
areoucrinir inonsamisoi uuiiars tor control oi
territory Illustrated circulars anil lull par
ticulars rUKK. or send 5i cents In money ot
HlsrOKlUAIi IMJULISHI.NU Oo , 6M N
BiaoipB tor complete canvussmi: ouint, i
4th St., St. Louis, Mo.
We have a scholarship for
the Williiunsport Commeiciu
College, which we will dis-
!PS0 01 a "WCOUllt. A gOOt
I Opportunity lOl' a VOUI1C mail
- dcsil'OUS of taking 11 bllsillCSS.
' c0ursc. Apply at this office
Bt bainn!. 111
ARST, '"'"'tor Mw
UwU nnv thing
trawio now uctore the put
I worx f.ir tin 11 a
nz elho. Caintal not
not-Ccd o o wl 1 Ma von.
u u-i V nil" iif" iUBiuNuouiii uiu uy mr in
liit loon. Moo, women hoys anil uiri. warned
everywhere to worn tor us. Now is ta- tini
ion 0.111 woru 111 Fp-iro timB oni or p vo vnur
mono v ino to iiih mis tire, von c-n uveal
tiouio and tlo tho uori. No other biia'neai wt I
tiftt- you uoar.j- as well No one can fail to ramco
enorronm n v bv eii'-nnii at once. Coetly
iiinu nuo ito no iron ij-inuv 111a te tarn, can
ty on-l I on r.ujy. AilUn.ua HiUlt A CO. An
cust. Elaine. oeuioyl
Inventors will At.vf.nro their Interests li
Mniloyf nz un ExifcrlnKCil Attorney reMtlen
A. LcliiiMnn. bulkit .r ut
Aniciiuiu uim i-urelicn ratnii, wufitln
j- JJ
tent's in
ton, ), u , h is Iiaii jt-iiifl of j-nrngiHui 1'rac
1 wan itiraiiriv nn L,xeiutn-r ol
tlie Patont Utnc. All tuiiineiifl be
fure ttta t'ourli or tlie Department rUi'tly
uticiiiitTM 111. rco cuuimgeni upon tuccees
semi tor circular. Aurn 's-ii-ur,
KITHIN 0. SHOKIUDCIE'S
AGaflcmy for Youn Men & Boys,
PEDIA, PENN.,
12 MILKS FltOM I'lULADKLl'lllA,
SCHOOL YEAS OPENS SEPT. 1
1'lxed mice cvers cverv exnense. ev
book-i. Stc No extracli-irtces. No Incident
expeuM-B, No cxaniliution tor adiuli!iiti.
Thtrlet-n experienced teachers, all men aud
ail Kriuiuiiir.. .pi-rnf , iiiHir U'ln ll-B lurnoi.
I stu ients to adv.in o rapl'lly. Special drill
lor du I ami tackwarl Pnjs. l'nir.ms or
all irrailuati-s. perlal opitor'unliles tornpl
student, may select ait) stuilles or choose the
revular Vntrllsli Scientific. Huslness, t'lassi.
cal or t'lrll Untrloferlng bourse. Mudenis
mien 111 iueiii.1 caoetn urn now in iiiirvaru,
Yale, anil t-n other tlolU'Ki.8 niol I'olytech
nle hchools, Meii;a hus een churches and
a trioperaneii charter which prohibits the
stleul all Intoxloatlnirilritiks For new II.
lu trateil t'lreular ndilrefS the Principal and
1'roprleior. SW1TH1N 0. SHORTLIDOE, A.
M. (llaivara UuiieriltyUradu.itt). Meila,
Pcnni. sept.Z-tt.
$10 to $20,000
In IcKltlmate jurilclout speculation tn Oruln,
rrnwmonft umi mkki on our irrmeo pi ti
ylet-lf mre uionthlv prohti tn )arif"'inri fmuli
Inventor. AtdreM, for lull parrli-ulatf. It.
K. K a nii all St Co.. l!om'ii Meictiauts.
117
Mil 1. 1 Mils Mrcel, Uhlcak'o, III,
I
I HVEBTI6EK81 scud for our Helccl L, st ol
J U -M jM.-wsi.airs. u.M. 1 Iloweu d L'o
joirai. K V.
A Bevlew of the Year. .
As the more active portion of the yar
draws lo a closs, It Is well for the farmer tn
look back over the busy months Just past
and draw some lossons from tho season.
This Is not only a pleasure, but a duty, and
all Ilia more Ibeduty when there Is little or
no pleasure In such retrospect. It may bo
that some of the crops have failed, and It
should he the work of the mors quiet months
of late fall and winter tn find out the causes
of these' failures, and lake all possible
measures lo prevent their recurrence. As
an example It may bo that the field oT wheat
yielded only balfa crop, nnd was therefore
1
without profit. This may have been the ef
fect of ono or more causes. Was the soil too
poor? A good crop of wheat does not grow
upon land that is lacking In tho materia
upon which plants must feed. There must
be a supply of Jiotash ahd phosphoric acid,
nnd especially of nitrogen in an available
form in short, a soil to be fertllo jnust
abound in those materials which are re
moved In a crop, and may be returned
again in the manure that Is made from such
crops. If tho crop was oor, in ninny cases
m inuring or otherwise enriching the soil
will insure a yield fur the coming year.
But richness is not everything, and the
farmer may see his crop fall on a soil that
has enough of the various Ingredients of
plant growth. Tho mechanical Irxture of
the soil may be at 'null. A wet soil is not
a producliyo one. Agricultural plants can
not do well in earth when the roots are
surrounded by water, but by draining, wet,
cold land often becomes n vory productive
one.
Again, on soil rich and mellow, the par
tial orentlro failure of the crori may be in
the seed, or the sowing, or both. TI16 yalue
of good seed is beyond question, and only
the best should be used. There isn great
Iferenco in varieties, and a superior tort
is cheapest at any cost. The farmer may
judge of the quality of his seed by notiirg
hat his neighbors use, and the crops they
get under similar cond'lions, when his own
elds have not given good returns. Fur
thermore, a test may lie made by sowing
lifTerent varieties side by side. We do not
advocate testing many sorts, but do enough
flhls experimental work to keeruibreasl
with tho progress in the improvement o
varieties. There ore failures duo to the rav
ages of injects, or to conditions of climate
prevailing lor the season. f Inserts have
been destructive, it 'is important to become
acquainted with their habits, that any ami
means may be taken tn meet them. In
hnrt, farming, as now profitably pursued,
eeds constant slpdy, and during the com
partitive leisure ol the -winter, every one
should renew the past, nnd plan for bettct
results in tho future slmericaii Agricul
lurisL Picking Apples.
Tho proper way ol picking and packing ol
pples is of great Importance. Tlie lest
i-eping sorts will not bo preserved well un
less the fruit is uninjured in gathering, and
packed securely. Tlie most approved meth
1 of picking is by hand, with ladders, tin
nut being put into a grain sack. Tl e
bottom and top of tho sack aro brought to
Ki-ther and tied, and then hung upon the
boulder. A short atlck may be lined In
keep the mouth of the Mick open The rack
is quickly aud easily emptied by lowiring
the month end and lil'ling upon the bottom
The sack can be lowered into Ihe barrel anil
they will run put without being bruised us
when they are poured in from a basket from
the lop. Many apple growe's prefer to pul
the fruit in heaps for a few days that the
skin may toughen before barreling. In
short the aim In picking should be to not
bruise the fruit, and in this way enhance its
keeping quality. Tlie fruit should not
move ubout in the barrels during shipment,
and to this end the apples must be shaken
lown when Ilia barrel is ball full and again
when full, after which the head is put on
and pressed into place with considerable
lorce. It Is much better to hare tho upper
apples somewhat flattened than tn leave the
fruit so it will stir in Ihe package. Tlio op
(tosite head should bo marked as the one to
to bo opened. The mistake is sometimes
made of not sorting the fruit. Make at leatt
two qualities or grades, and mark each
package with ils grade. Tins will secure
uniformity in the fruit in each barrel, and
a betler price. There is much to be gained
in the way of a reputation for careful pick
ingdioiirst assorting and the proper packlnu
ol ull kinds of fruit. American Agricultur
Ul.
Visiting Oocd Farms.
The many lairs that are being held in
yarious sections of ths country ate doing
much towards advancing a far more cn
llghtctied agriculture. AVe have already
Klnted out some of the advantages to le
gained by a careful study of the exhibits,
and the importance of taking an active part
!n these fairs. Another suggestion tn the
same end is here offered, which, if acted
uiwn, will supplement the work of the fairs
and do much good to all progressive farm
ers. 11 13 the iluty 01 every larmer to yisi
yearly some of tho best farms in the coun
try, and there gather practical lessons in
Improved agriculture. '1 here is no method
ol learning about any farm suhject equal tn
being mi the farm where it is practised, a m:
having it explained by the one who has
mado it a success. It may be Ihe way ot
ptediug stock, or a plan of preserving nuts
ensilage, or other lodder. A farmer may
contemplate a system of underdrains for hii
wet fleliU, in this case it would be best to
tmke a visit to some farmer whu has thus
drained bis farm, uuil guilt fruni him many
valuable hints and suggestions in Ibis im
iortant work. Such visits not only giv
new ideas, but are a wholesome recicatlon
and many a farmer who at first though
may say, "I eau not afford it I" will find by
experience that. he harsitoken too soon
Take a day to go and visit some onn of th
best larms lu the county, and this will oieu
the way for further yl.its aud a vider
knowledge of the beat methods of fanning.
American Agricutturitt.
To be disposed of under the hammer
a cariwt tsck,
It is not always the flower of the fain
11; that furnishes the bread,
People whu contended that this was a
couiilrr of cranks have been (lowerfully si
lent since the hanging of Guitcau. So have
the cranks.
Jt-7Ko matter what your ailment
li, llronn's Iun Biltcu Hill surely benefit
Benson 's
AWARDED-
Catcine
6
Porous
-MEDALS.
ister.
Tho Best Known Rcmody for
Dockacho or Lamo Dock.
Rhoumatlom or Lamo Joints.
Cramps or Sprains.
Nouralcln or Kldnov Dlsonso.
Lumbago, Sovoro Achooor Pains
Fomalo Woaknoss.
Aro Superior to all atber Flatten.
Are Superior to rods.
Aro Superior to I.lnlmenta.
Aro Superior to Ointments or Salves.
Areinperlor toElectrlcItr orcaJTanUm
Tuejr Act Immediately. ,t
They Strengthen.
They Soothe.
They Relieve Fntn nt Onco.
They Positively Cure.
CAUTION.
Benson's Capclne rorons Plan-
icrs nave oeen imitated, vo
not allow vonr dracetst tn
palm off some other plaster having a similar
Bounding name. Bee that the word is spelled
C-X-P-C-I-N E. Price IS ets.
SEABURY Sc JOHNSON,
Mannfacturlng ChemistH. New York.
I KtlltU lti:.1ll!I)Y AT LAST. Plica isc.
IMEAD'S Medicated CORN and BUNION PLASTER.
Irttlnf . Adiuirvd tot tneleaullnl tV elfnut jwrtumt.
cter Falls ta IteUoroCreyorFadedllalr
Wtb yoatbrul color. Itl.nn.itl tfrroftl nliarugjun.
Olnsor, liuolin, Hindrnlic, Slilunsia u
tnanvr f ihe bctmcfl cincs known crcheie com-
Liticd i ttoame'cne ofsu hvaricdaiulcr.Vc'.ive
powcista5ijniakeiiicOrcalc5tilood I Lruwru
The Cc:tt!23:ih a Etrcm'h restorer Cv:r l!$;d
It cures )yspcpMi, Uheumntn'n, klocn'MS
ness, all diseases cftVic Stnnncli, Ilawcls. J unS,
Ijver, Kidneys, and all Fern ri'e Complaints.
Jfyou are m aMin-i avay v i.h Consumption or
any disease. uset'ieToN ct--d.iy. Itwi lurcly
lufpjou. cirembcrl itisr.HM.penortonu:eTS,
Essences of Gtnccr and other Tonics, as it builds
up the fvve-n without latoxicatins. t5pc.&$i
sizes, rtde-Versindnics. Konecenui'-e without
sisnatureoflItcoxf;Co.,N Y. hendlorcirculaf
LARGE SAVING BUYING TMC IX)I.LATl HZffi. .
THE GREAT CURE
K-H-E-U-Ifl- A-'ff-E-S-SE
Aa It la for alt tho painful iiaonros ot the
lonarvs. LIVCR AUD COWll.li.
It cleanaea tlie system of tiie acrid polsonl
Wt c&usea the dreadful suffering which
only the victims ofrheumansm can reauio.
TuniiQitunR or nA5?r-s I
of the worst forma of this terrlWe disease
have been, quickly relieved, tndlashortl
Um9 BEBFEOTLY CURED.
Vitrei tt. tiqviD r dry, solo j imvocisTs.l
(SO Drycftnbesenthyjnatl.
wrixs. ItlcflARDSON & CO.. Burllnrton.Vt
THE LEADING BUSINESS SCHOOL OF
PENNSYLVAinA.
The OLDEST, the LARGEST, tlie BEST
A Successful Career of Seventeen Years 1
Thia Institution is thoroughly established,
and, beiui; so favorably known throughout
the country, receive a very liberal share ol
patronage.
There are to-day over 300 S udents In ao
tual attendance.
The Diploma and the President's recom
mendation are recognized everywhere ty
the best business men.
Its terms nro extretnelv moderate, while
Its appliances and facilities aro not stir
passed.
During the past year, of the number who
uuentit-K. o- wtrru puii-ru in iiiriiiiivt; h-bi
t ions, and many more secured places through
tueir invu cllorts.
Expenses :
Scholarship $30 00
Hooks for Full Course 7 00
Good Hoard, per Month 15 00
For College Journals, A-c., address
F. E. WOOD, President,
WILLIAMSPOItT, TA.
August 5, 1S82 in3
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iit
ITTlOUTlt AND MIDDIK-AOKB
Woaiayou lete-tor-atosoUND Mnnhnnil 9
sc. '.I suuii) ami von will t-i-I ad- HllU.lJUU ,'
vice In notioil ciiveloo". Ailitren.
Irof. J.V. Kit AN, OKdenaours N,V. lal.H'J I
RUPTURE-,
IPRr.IAi, lltU'B
uttai von want 1 ho
(rrrates! Inrentlon tf lUaael see our .toi.
i.hln. eat tree. rot. J, Y. KUAN. Cure en.
burs. N.v. Jlr HVI
Life and Fire !
E. K. Stroh, Gert Apt,
AT MAUOU CHUNK, I'a.
Only good aud reliable Companies rcpre-
enled. Also. Agent for th ITALIAN aud
Pla
o 8
H 5 o
e. m
5 mmm
u3 3 o
H g o
3.5 a uj a
V O rS
r.orrsr.o.vM line or steamers.
Travelers' Insurance. Tickets!
C13ST8
Tfi SECOBES
$15 Wookly Indemnity
In case of Injury, or
$3,000 INSURANCE
In case of Daalh by Accident.
TIQKET3 FOR SALE AT THE
Carbons-Advocate Oflico.
- U..r-
Industrial DartmeBt;
Nb Era Life Association of 1876
OF PHILADELPHIA, PA.
LxsuKES Against
S!ic2iBae8 at Bad
AecMeaal
AT THE VERY LOWEST TIUCES.
ion Fee $3.00
-There has lont; existed a pullio demand
for provision against Sickness, Acidents
and Premature Death, on an equitable I asis,
The New Era Life Association
Now issues Folicies covering all three of the
aboye contingencies at rates so low that tbey
will at once command the favor of every
Prudent Man.
These Fnlicie nrovld,o for a Weekly In
demnity of five'dollaks I'EU WKEK,
in case of Sickness or Accident, and lo CUM
TIM'K until the Insured shall regain his
health sufficiently to attend to bis regular
business.
Should a member desire an Insurance of
$100 rayablo upon receipt of satisfactory
proof of death, in addition lo the regular
weekly indemnity, it will only cost a few
cents additional wr mouth.
The rales aro low, and remain the same
as when joining.
The member is not required to wait three,
six or nine months before "becoming Bene
ficial," but bis licy is good for the full
amount Immediately uain the payment of
Ihe first premium, should be be disabled
The premiums may be paid Monthly'
Quarterly, Semi annually or annually.
The Weekly Indemnity provided for in
jailicy will be paid until the member re
coeri or the policy terminates.
For Jurther particulars apply to
H. Y. MORTIMER, Apt
Carton Aflyocate H:e,
LEIUOHTON, PA.
ARBON ADVOCATE
rLAW AND FANCY
B00K5J0B PRINTING HOUSE
BARK WAY, a short dlitanse above
the Lehigh Valley U.K. Depot,
LEHIGHTON, PA.
We are now fully prepared to oiecnte every
description of PRINTING, from a
Visiting; Carl to a Large Poster !
rosters,
Handbills,
Dodgers,
Circulars
Shipping Tags,
Cards,
Bill Uoads,
Letter Heads.
Koto Heads,
Envelopes,
' Statements,
rr?grntmnes,
&.C., &c, In Best Manner, at
Reasonable Prices !
WHY!
WHY!
You should go to
C. T. Horn's
Dr.
CENTRAL LRUG STORE
BECAUSE
He personally attends to his business.
Ho has the experience of medicine.
Ho has the best und purest Drugs and
uueintciiis.
Ho has one price to all.
He has 111 best good tor the lcastmonoy,
He lias all the I'epular-I'atent Metllcinesj
He has the best Horse and Uattlo I'omler.
He has the bist wines anil .clears.
He keep the. best Old llyo Whiskey for
nieill. Inal purposes
He has the latest patterns In WALL
He has a full lino of Lamps and Lamp Tlx
turcs. He has a lull line of Toilet and Fancy Ar
ticles,
Ho buya aud sells fos cub. -
Call and be convinced that the abovo rea
sons are correct, and obll.-e
U. T. HOHN.'M. I).,
Louekol's Block.
Opposite the "Caroon Homo.1
831-lv.
Sept. 10, 183:
A. Wo Mtos&eB'i
Mnnafuctnrerof and Dt-alnrln
STOVES, RANGES AND HEATERS,
Tin and SlieeMmi Ware and General
Honse Furnishing GokLs.
ICOOFIG nml Sl'Otn-ifttj done a'
abort notico aud at Lowest Cash Plices.
t-rerr ltlndof RTOVH OUATES end Flit IS
II BILKS krrtcoasuntlrou hiud.
Store on SOUTH Street,
A (aw doors above Bank St., LEIUOHTON.
rati onaae solicited Uatistscian trnarantci d.
OU.6-11 A. i). MOSS Ull.
E. F. LUCKED BACH..,
Two Doors Below the "Broadway lion ao
JIAUCII CHUNK, PA.
Dealer in all Patterned Plata and Fanei
Wall Papers,
Window Shades,
Paints & Paintesr' Supplies,
lowest 6Asn riticea.
a week tn your own town. t5
Ou tit Iree. u rink. livery
(tun? new. Capital nil equtr
od. Wo will luruil yoeerr
uiu r. juhut Hru ik lur
ttina. Ladle iu44easuiucUaiuu .idbovi
and Kirls make Krewt pay. lie ider if ou want
b biiin km atwtnci toui-au tuKe ffietpay
al thn tui'fl you orti, w Ito lor partlcu aia 1 1
1J. JlALLETf & Co., Portland. Me, uoiO-yi
dJob rrinting neatly,
clicaj)ly and promptly execut
ed at this oflice. Give us a
trial and be convinced.
lJIMllIUllXiJIJILJ.
BEY
lncludlnK;Hats, Bonnets, Flowers, Ribbons,
NEW GOODS RECEIVED WEEKLY.
All work done In the latest style, and most durable mannor.'at the lowest eash'prlees.
STORK! at the Intersection of BANK STltEKT and BANK WAY, LEHIGHTON, PA,
aprll to, li Jl-jl,
Use Lawrence & Rflartin's
iWMasieMBBa8Bagi3raruiJU!&!aL
mill in mil I i ii'i'i I1" 1 I I
For COUGHS, COLDS, SORE THROAT, BRONCHITIS, ASTHPJ1A, PHEU-
rIOMIA, COHSUIYIPTIOFJ, Dlsoasosor THROAT, CHEST AFiD LUfJGa.
CONSUMPTION In lu Incipient nnd advanced stajres, nml n'l din a-se of tltn TIIi:oAT.CHf.3 f
nnd LUNGS, but It li:n licvcr been so Hdviintnicoti-.lv coiupnttnued at In tho'i'OI.U, r.OCK.nnrt
BYE. ItSBOothliiR Ualsamlo properties aflora a dllliisHc stimulant and tonic to build tip Uio
system niter tno cough lias been relieved. Quart sljo buttles, Prlco st ro.
T All n sfn V "o nt bo deceived by dealers who fry to palm off ltock and live
MJ U I 01 B I l nlnnn lit nnr -I IU ll lini'IC AtJIi HVI- u-lilnti la thn ON1.V
J1EDI0ATEI article the ccnulno has aTrlvate Bio Proprietary Stamp on each bottle, whlolt
permits It to bo Sold hy .DruggKis, Grocers ami licnlorsi Everywhere,
US- WITIIODT DPECIAL TAX. OR LICENSE.
The TOLU, ROCK AND RYE CO., Proprietors, 41 liver St., Chicago, II!
,f (TfeTh h,1Iow Rcfriy. M?w, Edition. UADIES In iY)a fK!lJll1Ef
1 J The (I.M.V 'HOOKmilieloci-leM-rpulilislicl. A fllsl (.It o( WW iB I I KL
every Ailniiiiistmiloii from Washington t tlie present lime, wall nver
. f ftbc Monies of ihe Presidents.
isir flee I I'ortralt nr Diilienol
i AfltMH U'ANTKII. Send
' 1IKAIIIV JU CO., CO X.
X
A
INo Patent Wo Pay.
PATENTS
obtained for Inventors In ths TJnltcit States
Can n da and Europe, nt reduced rates. With
our principal office located In Washington,
directly opposite the United States Pot on t
Office, wo nro able to attend to nil patent
lutiines with greater promptness and de
spatch and at lers ctst than other patent nt
torne8 who are at a UUunco liom Wash
Ingion, and who hare, llicreforr, to employ
uAS5ocIaleattornejs " Wo make prelltnlnaiy
examinations and furnish opinions as to u
tenUblllty. Iree of charge, and all who are
Interested In nrw Inventions and patents aro
Invited to rend for a copy ol cur 'HJuide Tor
obtaining Patents,1' which Is sent Tree lo
any address, aud contains conn I etc Instruc
tions how to obtain patents and other valua
ble mutter. Werclorto the Oeruian-Amur
Iv.'iu National Hank Wavhli gtun, I). (J.; tho
h'oval Swedish. Norwegian and Dai Iuh Ivira.
thintf, at Wji (thing toil i Hon. .Int. Cacey, l.ite
(lltiot Justice U. S oiirt ol Ulaluiii; to tho
ORlclaM or the U. S Patent OHIce, and lo
Senator and SI e tuber I ot Congress Iroui
very State
Address: LOTUS IMOOKIi fc CO., So.
Heitnrs ol Patents and Attorneys at l-aw,Lu
Droit Ilulldintf, WAbtiOTUN. li. O.
Saloon Keepers and Others,
Don't (all to buy j our
Chnmpaignc Pear Cider,
Lager
Beer,
Koot Beer,
Nectar,
Porter, &c,
OF
C. BOETTGER,
. TAMAQUA, Pa.
AOK.13, 1881-U.
$500 Reward I
WE will pay the above reward for any case
or Liver Comidalnt, Dytpopsia, Sick llead.
ache, IndUetln, tJonslip tllim or(;oilvcnesa
wo cannot cure n 1th v?ts Liver Veuetablo
l'MIs. when ihe directions are strictly com.
Ijdled with. They are purely Yeuotabie, and
Iiurcf alliufiiivrtiiieiibtiuu "ukiii unim,
Lare boxen, contatnlnir 30 Pills. VS cents.
For sale by all Hru'tais. Jlewreof coun
terleit&and Imitations. The ie(nulno maim
factured only by'.HJHN O. WtST tt CO,
"The Pill Makers" 181 & 183 "W Madison
St, ChlciiKO Free trial package stmt by
mall Treiaid on receipt oi a cent stamp.
.Smith Kline & uo., wnuieeaie aktiii,
Philadelphia. Pa.
9 6 (, V.
'8My.
AVe pontluue to act as Siilirltors fir Tal
ents, Cuvwils.Traile Harks, OnjijTinlits.i-lii ,
fi,r tlie United Statrs, Canuila, Cuba, Kni!
laml, Ftunre, Germany, tlr. We liavn hut
TlliniV '1VK YSB3 F.JCHrRIKXCIC.
riiUnts nMiinifl thrmiuli us are notlciil
in tho ScuNTmo Aucrioan, This larc
anil splnuliil illu.tratNl wrekly Mier,3 20
a year, shows the Prnuri'ss ul Si-ipnco.is very
iiitvrestine, and has an ennrmous rirnila
lion, A.l.lress MOS.V .1 CO., Tatent Solic
ilors, rubli.liera nf Soirrit'lo Aukuioan,
37 l'jrk TUiw.Kew York. Ilauil book ubout
Patents Sent free.
T I ITU I A. A. TIItlMAS.St.i'lnud
I . A N 1 1 I Inn, Wasliltixlon, 1) U.
11X11111 . tC,.s Wlora Ihe t'nio,
loud llull.l.
I'rae.
States
(lenor.il Land (llfice. IVnUstgil cares, irl-
viito Innd claims, mlinnir. iire-iMniiiui uim
liumesieail rases nrnsf cuteil tiefure the lie.
Iiurtin ntuttlie Interlur ami Suiireuie Oourt;
and all classes of claims bulore In Kxeeullvs
Depar ments Snxclul at.eiitlon kIthi to
Iiiwii.iHo eases. Mini narrauis, huiiiesieml
ft alt, and all ItluJs urtiiaa trln ihiukih ana
S01U, ik4v-mi
S ffl K V
M. A. SNYDER
llcspcctfully '?innouncc3
to her lady i'ricml3..tlmt
she has just received a
full lino of the latest
novelties in
Spring & Sumina
Feathers', Notions, and DUESS TItlMMINajJ
Has nltrnvt Hcen ono or t'.io mot imnonvn
wcapcuts tUoldcd by tho MKDICAl, FAOUI.1 r
njr.ilnHtthnencroachmciitiof (',)UlllS.Cm.I)
tlljrtVrillTIM AHTItMA. KOItE TltltnAV.
TliUKlliemosiBilablcliookpaMMieit. p
Hie v one lloueiui view, otm.ni
f.t, Ciitu Ur,. ultli fu t,.i
Fourth Mrvet, I-LIIadelbhla.
DIAMOND
CATARRH
REMEDY,
A Poxltlvo Cura for Ootnrrh 9t all
ktntli. It H k iiKtuiitaii.-oua in lifY.o
noil E'orninnctl t In Itcaitlt. I'm.i at aaf
Ktase of t ie niieus Has curej cases ao te.tlM
lliut boncit came irom tlio nusc.
Or. KT.,rjrii Diamond Catarrh Mm
'eily 4 mi tl iiiol ji eaani. atTomlna; imne4llt.t
II. le a il i.roiiii't cure In allcaoea. t ntKrrls,
I. (lne.iZH, tluy fiver ItronctillU.
It w 11 leniove I'oltpus ami tftctullr rem
Waieiy an I l'liinli-nt Discharges from Ibe H4
an I Throat, ami r etui. Sukcmnic llrtath: per-fei-ilt
n-Biore liupal etl Smell, TVlo and lltanac;
relieve HeaiUeie, Ilreak up Ui.M In the Ilea;
Mrensthen ill VoU-o anil Kiei! lurlj, RetttlaMr
ami lletulir t lear and Acttr'etverj UrttsW lar
II. ail a.id'l liroat. I'r.cc, so te:, is.
Dr. l'.vory'n ninmoii.l InvlRaraier I
'a -ricci Itioovl t'urlltrr. AitlBrroMl
IVorvx 'I'oulo. It nukea a ili-ni.tfiil. who.
tome ilrr.!:, which Iiivluoriitee. j?urllie0
uml Slrriictlirna the rn lrc (jsicm.
I'or dene al D billtjr, Dup-psln, Btllonnwa,
Toipil l.lver. Inill.estii n. Kenralcle and IUi.n
m.itio Ailcctlons Jai.nillce, MaUna, r-atoli-wtj-,
Niiuiea, H cn u. ailat'1,0 a ,il Knlnev Complaint,
ltlsluvaluaMc. IMlc, toienu.
Dr. Pvorj'a Diamond Salve Is a w
cLn cuie lor toirns, lirulscs So,e of all klnas,
Salt, Kheum, Tet'tr, l.lnirwurm and Cntam.o
Eruptions, t'rlce, 55 cents.
.k your Drticirl.t for tke r.med
icn unci ink in. ,tlier or will In aessC
l'ec on ruvelit ol prlto.
Do.crlptlvc rjmph'cts Free.
AildrrBS Dr. Il'vory's Diamond Remedies Co.,
J". O. Box 3JC0. ID4 John Street, Kttr Terk.
OUTTHISOUT!
AmINK?iS15i2S40wpEEERK.
Wehavestoroa In 15 leading- Cities
from which our agents obtain their supplies qulcklx.
Our Factories ana Principal unices are M
Krle. Pa. Send for our New Catalogue aa4
term to atfenU Address
M. N. LOVELL 3&cf.aTwonNn.n?r
WHO IS UNACQUAINTED WITH TH( QIOOBAPHY OF TMeOatH
TV WILL ttt BV IXAMIHINQ iHIj(APTHATTMt
CBICAGO, ROCK ISLiiUD&PACIFIG RT
By th central poaitton of Its 11ns, eonntsta iks
Eiitind tha West bv thaihortaat rauK. and i
Tie passengers, without change of ears, tlwm
Chicago ana Kaasa City, Couuoll Bluaa. Laavss
connects In Union Depots with all ths prtnaJpal
lines of road between ths Atlantic sad ths fasiM
Oceans. Its equipment is unrivaled and magaili
eent, being: oompoied of Moat Oomfortabls sa4
beautiful Day Coaches, MagnlSoent H. Often
elinlnc Chair Cars, Full man's Prsttlsst Falasa
eieepiDff Cars, and the Heat Llns of PfnlOf Cars
In ths World. Three Trains betwssn Chlsac aa
AXtssouri River Points. Two Trains bstwssa Cal
osq and Minneapolis and Bt. Faul, via ths raaaoafl
"ALBERT LEA ROUTE."
New and Direct Llns, via Ssnssaand Sanka
ke, has recently bsn opened between Blshmead
Norfolk, Newport News. Chs ttanooja, Atlaata, An
fuata, Nashville. Louisville, Lezlncton.CluelaBsM
ndianapolls and Lafayette, and Omaha, Atlnasep
Oils and St. Paul and Intermediate point.
All Through Passengers Travsl ou Past JCxpras
Trains.
Tickets for sale ar all prlnolpal Tlokst OSUMla
the United States and Canada.
Sasgags cheeked through and rates of tars aL
ways as low as competitors that offsr less advaa
lordetalled information, est the Maps and Toid
ors of the
GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE,
At your nearest Ticket Offlae, or address
R. R. CABLE, E, 8T. JOHN,
Vloe-rrsa, Geal U'i'r, Gta'l Tkt A faa,
CHICAGO.
jVlJROP IN AT TIIE ji
Carbon Advocate
OFFICE FOR
Cheap Printing !
u - . ji
AccntiWunted. TbeCultalnaiUnsTrtiuapli
TOWtoLIVE!
A foroplf te Cycloped)' oufliIil knowlire it the
matetuow rt-mly. ?t'ol1itiiIlkltt tiolstg fkatt
Low prict, llluktraitti, uai-qiiHled in auiLoruiv
ISi-ndfor rrvisootlccsaud lull particulars bow. Outflk
aud lntruction how to sell, free to actual agents. Sue
isaaguarau eedlalthful wo s" Mate.perlfne, If
-ulllUicr, (Ui Arvb &Uvt I'lilaUclphla, i'a.