MISCELLANEOUS. Gel Ihe Adtocatk for one year only ono Hollar, and a copy of Kendall's Uorte Book free I Whatever- hippns never forsake a friend. When enemies gather, when sick ness Tails on I lie heart, w lion the world la dark anil cheerless, Is tho time to try true friendship. They who turn from the scenes of illslrcss lytrny tholr hypocrisy, a ml prove that interest only moves them. Ifyou have a friend who loves you, who has studied your iiierest and happiness, he sure to sus tain him in adversity. Let him feet that Ills Inye was not thrown away. Henl fidel Hy may he nire, but it exists in tho heart. They only deny Its power who never loved a Iriend or labored to make a friend happy, SKINNY MEN. "Wells' H'alth Uenewer" restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, linpotence,3ex ual Debility. $1. Hopo Is a fati;us ending la a decep tion. Man pardons and forgets) woman par dons only. Love comes when wo expect It the least and when we dread it the most. 1 1 ii I e enters sometimes into great souls; envy comes only from little minds. Every one of our actions is rewarded or punished, only wn do not admit it. Although It is dangerous to have loo nincl. knowle dge of ii'ituin subjects, it Is still more dangerous lu be totally ignorunt of them. Old age Is the night of We, as night is the old age of da. Still night is full of magnificence ; and, for man, It Is more bril Hint lb in the day. "BOUGH ON HATS." Clears nut ruts, mice, roaches, flies, unts hed-bu, ekunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c Druggists. daid a singer to a dinner : "I would like toetigt' board wild you for a month?" The huhlmndiii'tn looked at him a ti oment then Hiked : "What do you do torn living?'- -"Oh I sing in ii dull cli chmr in the city." "You do, eh I Well you can't boaid Willi me." "Why not?" gasped the wondering warbler. "Ojuse," replied the soll-liller, "the lastlellow who boarded with me mush a singer, and he had sucli u thundering tuss voice that every time ho growled all the milk in the cellar turned sour." Personal 1 To Men Only 1 Tltc Voli.aIC IIki.t Co., Marshall, Mich,, will tend Dr. Die's Celebrated Electro Vol taic Belts aud Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days to men (young or old) who are ulllicted with Nervous Deliilitv, Lost Vitality and Manhood and kindred troub les, guaranteeing speediog and ciiinpleto re storation of l.ealth mid luauly vigor. Ad dress us ubuye. N. It. No risk is iiuurp d, as thirty days' trial is allowed. 49-yl "But whydidynu leave hersohattih?" asked o sympathizing friend who whs try ing to cousoie a lover for hissepjrat'on from the object of his idolatry. "Oh, it was a furl.lcu impulse." "What sort of an ini pulse?" '! don't know exactly," leturried the 8iiirerer,thoiighilully, "but it must have been at least a No 12.' A BlScult Problem Solved. Thedesiie (or stimulants is tieeotning c monstrous evil and how to overcome It 18 u serious question with reformers. Talker's Ginger Tonic lairly solves the difficult trob emr It invigorates body and mind with out intoxicating, and has brought health end huppiuees to many desolate homes. Inquirer. See other column, The policeman saw the mob was bound in wreck the building, and his own unaidwl offurls could not beat them off. But he had the presence nt mind to run around the cor nr and yell "dog fight," aud in ten seconos there wasn'ta man in thecrnwd who wasn't hustling around to find the dogs. Hay Fever. For Hoy Fever I receu.mend Ely's Cream Hdlin. It entirely relieved mo troui the hrst application ; have been a sullerer lot -ten years. Going from home and neglect' lug to lake the remedy, I had an attack after returning 1 immediately resorted to it aud found instant r-.lief. I believe, had 1 beguu its use earlier, 1 slinulil not liav been, troubled. J. Oliver. Cleik, 118 Uroad St., Elizabeth, N.J. Messrs. White, A- Ilurdick, Druggists. Ith aca, N Y I recommend to thohe suilerinc (as 1 luive been) with Hay Fever, to use Ely's Cream Ualin. I have tried nearly nil. the remedies, and give this a decided pre ference over them all. It husgiveii me im mediate reliel. C. T, Stephens, llardure Merchant, Itliaca, N. Y. Price 30 ots. Apply Into nostril j with little linger. An intelligent furnier being asked if Irs liorrs were -well niatclicl, replied! "Ye, lliey are niatelie.1 first rule; one ol t icm is trilling tn lu all the nnik anil ILe other is willing that he bliiMil.l." A I3ra.iltlyn Uy wrote n mniposition on tlie suhject nf the Qialers, wliiiui heiles crtheil as a sect who nuver quiirreli-il, never got. ini'i a us t, never cluiveil each nther ami never jwe. hack. The prmluotiiin pnn uimeu a piswrtjit in t'lcso woMi : "I'a a a Quaker, hut ma isn't." For a little lady of two and n halfyrnrs old this will do. 8 te had picked up it cane In l)ie iMrucr nl tho ro.iin, hihI wgi playing with it u plain atlck bent at llio end. Tapa asked f'WInt ore ynu diiing iviib the cane?'1 "It isn't a rane."' What is it thenj' "It's au umbrella without any clothes on.' ."Magnificent promises sometime end in ji-iiiry iieiliiriiiaiiivs " A niHcnilleeii rxeeptiiin In litis i f.iunil in Kidney Wort wliich invariably ierf.irins een more cures than It promises. II. re is a single instance "Mother has recovered," ivrole an Illitioi girl tu lierKastern relatives. "She hit lers nra long lime but without any pi So when (-liu lizard nl Hie virtue nf Kid ney Wort she got a box and ithuBcnmplcle iy furm ner liver compuinL" "Mr. D., If you'll get my coat done b Batunlny, I shall be forever indeblecd lo you " "I that's your game it won't be done," said the tailor, A M IS.-OU1 1 girl whose father refused to buy a lemon colored licen dres. oisnned one of his mules lo get even. A girl uho rati't be In slle will hecome drsjterale A Kew York physician gives half a dozen rnuons why Americans gmtv bald. It pii"rs that the principal reason is be cause their hair rom.s out. We always suspected as much. Marriages havo increased 4ft jier cent,, since voung men have learned of the sixilh In? e'lrect o Bliien' Syrup nl Tar, Wild Cherry and Ilnarhnund, iimiii babies. Young tuan It you keep a bottle on hand Mr au emergency you are sale in brUgiug tilings to a climax. A Boston man rails his wifeCrystal,bo cause she is always nil (he watch. A woman has to settle a jnsn's coffee with the white of an egg, but she can settle bis hash with Iwk. When a man prefaces his conversation with "Now, I know it Isn't ony of my bus' Dtss," yon may be prrttv sure that it isn't. 'Great pains taken il tlie heading un advertisement iu one nf the dailies. Probably . geutlem.u b.iestea a wholo jifaA'y: rateruiekm. SPECIAL NOTICE. Messrs. E. lie Y, Vermont & Co, Publishers, 70 Clinmbrra Sired, Xcvr York, Acknowledged It to it la n UonnssroNU xntsoI rutin tiu.MmiD M-.vrjirR9 In the United Statesand Canada, are now prepared to send their PrivateFinancial Letter FltOM NEW YOKIC OITY, (Under whllo Hatti envelope! to all In- vkstoiis on SrECULATnus. who miiv ilcslre to receive, weekly, tho lalttt Information eon. ccriiinir me siuua. iiiAKivbr in aue. aiuriiorui.is. HINTS AND POINTS Furnished to SruncLATons concern lna Hie prolmble-rlso or decline In Sleeks. Alio KELIAI1LK AD- viok to Invkstors and CAfiTALiBia concLrnlng Secure niul I'rolllnblo Invest nirtita. KOTlor E de V. Vermont & Co. not being ounn ctod direct I j' or Inillnclly with any ilrokcr's or Ihinkoi's Uulnesj.Klve their Inlnrmatlon anil nilvfco with full Impartiali ty ami without bring Influenced la the least uy personal inicrisi.. Letters sent regularly by Monday night's mull, In closed cnvelote, lor thirteen conttcu live wctkt, on tho reculpt of one dollar sent to E. le Y. VERMONT & CO., PUBLISHERS, 70 ('ItAJIBKKS ST., K. Y. Aug. 12, 1832. -cur. IMPORTANT TO FARMERS! Tho utnlcrMirip(l cilia tho nttentlon or Fitrin r tn tho luct ' ha- lie Is now imitiulac lurinif. In coniifciiuu with HUiSE MLAIj, u superior uriiclu ul SUPER-I'UOSPII ATE, Guaranteed to hemaderrom PICKED I1AW UllNhS, wliicli Is Tar superior to any other nuw In tlie market It is a Purely Bone Fertilizer. I respee'fullv ask that a fair and honest trial ol Bl X l-IIUM'H A I i. 00 inane. 1 uo riot claim that homoepatlilo doses will work wonders, hut recommend ti liberal annllcatlou and a Ihorouith test, anil 1 ntn satistied to alihle by the result. For further particulars apply to A. A KM lilt, New Mahoning, Carbon Co., Sept. 10-ltn. VANI KI, Afrents. Stftrlllnff ne the un ires of romance from the lowest ilenlhs of shivery to a position among the first In the land, 'Lite ami Times" of FREDERICK DOUGLASS rvrltten by hlmcrlr;l full page Illustration: nipt i &o. Outrivals "Undo Tom's t 'ahln" n Tlirllllnic ni"t romantic Intercut with the irl.ltil rluirm that cverv vvonl ts true. A mar velous story most rruphlcallyu tohl ami ofl jirniit hlstorlnnl valua I lil vniumo will be eagerly eouitht tor hy the humlrrris or thou -aiids who huve w.itchftl the remarkable car eer and have been thrilled by the elotjuerce I hi mis wouoeriui man i ne worK gives an account of m iiny Interviews with prominent I mennnd imrrats many Hoecdotes concum- nir them unknown to thf uencral t uhtlc. It abounds In many graceful touches both of wit I no eloquence Ho la such a rt-mnrkiible man that people 1lketnre.nl about him, and do wond der." Uotton Congregntionllltt. It Isus inspiring as a poem. WomanU journal, . . . ... No stringer story lias been, or ever will bo told." Uotton Aftvcrtiter. It Is a more abs rbintr tale t nan anv crea tion ot 11 jtlun." Voy, (A. V.) Herald. "Destined to a wide sale." Hartford Cou rant. Tho wholo story (s cxcoedlnirly well told.' Rochcftcr Dcmoci at. Address I' A H K I'UIli.ISlII.Nd 00., I uariioru, uonn. OEW BOOK ON A NEW SUBJECT! ArVF.WTS I For the Trllllnir New Hook frAWEBimairicai ana uircns lib. Ileveallnir tho secrets 0( the Staire. Qreen Koom. and (Mrcus Tent. Private and public llvos or noted actors and actresses, their pro fcsilnnal work nnd fuinmrr vacation : aiDuH- log sketches and thrilling tragedies; tho Iilnck rl revealed, now men eat rire, women are tired from o.iunon. bends arc cut off. etc.. iMallneo Mnsbers'1 and Kiddy ballet glrlit; how aeturs and nctrcFSi s are made; anclvut and modern monstrosities ; woiolerful fecrts of transformation scenes. Hluiory ol tho Drama Irom tho carlUt days down to tho Iiri'scm lime, ihosi inriiiint; ani rnieri.un nifbotkuowln the fbild, Astoundlnir rev elatloosl Truth stranucr than fiction I 173 PO It IK AITS, ENtlUAVtNOS, AM) UO hll 11E1) PLATKI Sells m stKht Kveryf oily wiinln It Uranileat onnortunity evcriiuiTuu 10 iiiobq iisiriiiif pifaiinni ai.u ron'nlilo eiiiiilovineiii. (lilier nuti ner areuirt-rlng tliutiauil8 til U'lllargfor control of icrriitiry liiustraieii circulars ami tun par tli'tilnrs riiKK. or enil 6'i cents In inonoy or Biniupi. mr ciiiinni'ie cunv.iFsinic ouini. in IIISIOIIIOAI, IMJIU.1S1IINU Co, 602 N. 4111 St., St. LOUIS, JlO. The Agonlca of Billons Colic, tho Imte- scnoaMepariBS orriironio imlitfesuon, tuo . , ... 7 . , I , , I ' ri-irulaiinirllie fvstnn with that airree ib o anil rulieshlnir Slnn.lanl Prenarallon. Tail rant's Slltiii n ArtnicvT, I'KOUUltAIILK AT AI.l. DHUUaiSTS $10 to $20 000 lo legitimate ludlclous speculation In Drain. I'rinlnliiiisanil Slocks on our perfected pi ns, ylel.l sure iiiuntlil protitsto larico'inilviuiill Iniertors. Aililrets, lor lull iiarth ulars, K. &'l 0 Ui'falle Mrc'el, t'lilcajo, III. ' 24 52 S3T, U col it: si U15 c . a 0 -We have a scholarship for i wiv , r, 1 . , UIL- M JUIllIllluri, ummerciill LOlIege, WlllCll We Will dlS- IIOSO Of at ft diRCOlint. A SOOtl onnortunitv for a voilnfr nmn desirous of taking a business l I, J ' o course. Apply at this office. Best bumnoia now before the puli lu Yuu ran uak tiiuiie.' faster at wok fur u tb-n at pa? luiuf fitv captui not needed V" wld atai t nn . tlSadirandupw roaoiadaatb me hy the la dut imift. Meu. wiiiueti, Uoynanrt ulru warned tvry where ti work for u. JNunt.i' time. You o in work id pan tira ont vr e v var nf !n,m'ouud Uotne uork. No oilier biis'nesa wit pay you near y aa wen rniiie can rati Ui matte i nnniuiui n t or envaciiir at oiica. (?utt1v ITttvU. M Uie. ueeiOtl FARMERS' COLUMN. Jg jtchc FARM NOTES. .Method and system pay on the farm. l'aln', and repair tools, eta, on rainy days. Too mucli drying Impairs tho feeding quality ol the hay. 1'otasb, nitrogen and phosphoric acid are Ihe three great fertilizers. rThe use of salicylic acid for the preser vntion of food has been prohibited by tho French government as injurious. Charcoal and sulphur nro excellent in gredients lo mix occasionally with fowl feed, but the latter should bo used with discretion. It is idle to attempt to breed chickens from inferior stock, no matter what the kind of fowl may be that is chosen to begin with. Now Is tho lima to destroy weeds on the farm and prevent their going to seed. Instead of throwing them In tho highway pile them up and burn them. Every farmer or teamster thould ex amine his team and harness often to see that no part of It chafes or rubs the skin oft the horse. It Is a good Idea to keep it well oiled, sc that it will be pliable and soft. Take good care of tho dumb animals. Do not hoe buili beans or indeed beans of any kind in hot weather, when the plant I (sell is wet with dew or rain, as any dirt that mav bo scattered on fruit or leayes causes rust, thus injuring the crop. Charcoal Is recommended, as an absorb er of cases in the milk room where foul gaware present. It sliould be freshly pow dered and kept there continually, especial ly in hot wcather,when unwholesome odors are most liable to infect the milk. Quite a novel way of keeping onls out of beehives is the following, and it will doubtless do it : Set the hives or benches on whirh thoy rest on legs and place each leg in a tin vessel filled with water. No trees , l,,, ,,,. J , ollnived tn mm In enn or uus,1(, sliouiri bo slloweil to come in con tact with the lilves Iet tlie anis gel loitieni that way. The cause of club-root In cabbage ha been proved by Woronin to he a parasite vegetable which feeds on the healthy liestie of certain rructferous plants. All wcer's of that order (producing pids like tuitips miiftard, radishes, etc.,) should be caretully eradicated while laud is being nslcd preparatory to a renewal of cabbage grow ing. HOUSEHOLD HINTS, Paint should be varnished because It is then more easily ele.ined. A bit of glue dissolved In skim milk and water will reetotcold crnro. Tepid water ts produced by rombin tng twu thirds cold tind one tliird boiling water. A solulion of rvftnidi of potassium is the be.t pisnns U kill injects of any kind. 'No p-TEon in health should drink mnrt il. r. i f .,. b!.,,! f M,tIU ' '""lu inhuvi u U( liquid daily, A mixture r.f nil nnd ink U Rd t- clean kid boots with ; the Hrst softens ond tho bitter blackens them. Carelessness in changing the undrr- clotltinp nt niglit ircoiiuts for tho enure? complexion of ninny uirl. Sprigs of winterreen or ground ivy will drive away red nuts; branches of worm wood will serye tho 6ame purine lur black ants. To make macaroni tender, put it in cold water and bring It to a boil. It will then be much more tender than if put in ht watrr or stewed hi milk. EE CI PES. Tomato Salad, Take the ikin, juice and seeds from nice, fresh tomatoes, chop wbat remains with celery and add u dressing made of two hard boiled egtrs, rubbed lino anil smooth, one Balt-timim of hnglisli inustanl, the yolk of one raw rgir beaten in to the oilier. AJil very best suliil oil, pi-ur eil in by very small quantities, anil Watin us lone as the mixture continues to thicken, then add vinerar till us thin as ilesirc'. If not hot enough with inuslanl, uddu liitle cayenne pepper. Oatmkai. rutmiuaK. O.ilmcal porriJgo is excellent if made irt this way : Soak two rups iifoalnieal all nigl.t in water; in the irn'ng struin it and l-t it boil briskly fur half an hour ; then aild nitwit two cups ol milk arid salt to your taste, let this boil up mice or twice, sweeten or not as the patient may preter. This can be assimilated by n v(,ry weak stomach uud is not only rcfresli E mt U1rj,,,jn8i W)en 6irninR t, oatmeal before rooking, rub it in Ihe sieve ,,,.. """ " "" ... .. (. n. i 00 Saveil I'BEtinitST's I'i'ddixo. Cut some slices of stale bread and dtp each ono in a custard made thus 1 Beat up one egg with a wine glass full of milk and one half ounce of powdered sugar, fry the bread quickly in butter, pile on a dish with lavers oljamle- .1w.. , i,i'iii.j ..,. I , u. ..... . I over,stll someeugar, Iben serve. Ham B41.1.S. Chop fine cold cooked ham, and an egg for each person, a liitle flour, beat together, make into balls and fry in hot bulter. Cur Cake. One cup ol white sugar, one- hall rup of butter, two eggs, two cups of ili'iir, one teaspoonful cream tartar, half trasponiifu! soda, half cup of inf Ik. Beat tho butter and sugar together and Ihe egg separately FniTTKCS. One pint of milk, one egg well beaten, flour to make rather a still" bat ter, before dropping into the bulling Ian: add one teasponnfiil of baking iiowder. May be varied by adding sliced apiilcs. STtU'r.D Mao tsoNi. Break themacaron into pieces an Inch long, throw them into boiling water. Boil ball un hour and drain rut iuto a slow pun a plutol cream, au "u" "' bu""' 0De w, bea'c" ' and salt. Stir over a cleor fire till it thick cnS( but do not boll. Add the macaroni, boil fiva minutes, toss in wineglasslul of Maderia, and serve hot. Fn'" ClXK- -ne lHn"", brown one nf butter, ten eggs, one of flour, two of raisins and two of currants, half pound of citron, a nutmeg, a tablrspoonful of cloves, one nf allspice, half pint of brandy, two tca(jx)jful biking powder, after baking pour over cake half pint of wine. 4S.Subscribo for the Adtocatk ouly $1 a year. Constipation; liver and kidney diseases are cured by Brown's Ir.n Bitters, whleh enriches the blood, aud strengthens the whole system. POSITIVELY CURED BY Benson's Capcine Porous Plasters. ncasons Why they nvo Preferred, to Other VorouH Vlasurs or external Remedies i rirat. Becansa they possess all tho merit of the strengthening porous plaster, and contain in ad dition thereto tho newly discovered powerful and active vegetable combination which a'ta with in creased rubefacient, stimulating, sedative and counter irritant effects. Second. Because they area gennlne pharmtcentlcal prep, aratiou, and bo lecognlzed by the profession. Third. Tlrcanso they are tho only plasters that relieve pain at once, l'ourtli. Becsusa they wilt positively enro diseases which OUier remedies will not iveu relieve. riftii. Bccauo over COM physicians and drngglstshavc voluntarily tcstlllcd that they are superior to all other plasters or medicines (or external use, Sixth. Dseaoso tho manufacturers havo received the only medals ever given for porous plasters. Bauson's Capcine Porous Plaster! SEABURY & JOHNSON, Manufacturing Chemists, New York. 1 MEAD'S Medicated CORN and BUNION PIASTER. irmless. Re. mares dand ruff, restores natural color & prevents bald ness. K ratiuill Florcston COLOGNE. An tiqnltlulf frccruit jstrfamtj with iretillsai. Ally litlf pr. rrtttt, 15 u4 II ctnta. Parker's GingerTonic An Invigorating MeQlctnethatNeverlnloxicates This delicious combination of Ginger, Buchu, Mandrake, btillingia, and many other of the best vegetable medicines known, cures Female Com. plaints, kheumatism, Nervousness. Wakefulness and all disorders of the bowels, stomach, liver, kidneys, and urinary' organs. If you havo lost your Appetite and are low spirited, or suffering from age, or any infirmity, take Parker's Ginger Tonic. It will strengthen brain and body and five you new life and vizor, inn nni i.adc Paid for anything injurious found In G inter Tonic, or for a failure to help er cure. tli. Svo J for clrcyUr to llitcoa it vt i tun ianrci. L-anrt lannr rnyinr BCiiir id for circular to Jlitcoa it Co., 1 M Win, St., Pl.T HAS BEEN PROVED ThoSURCST CURS for KIDNEY DISEASES Does a lama baolc or a disordered tirine IcdicatothatyouaroaTlollmP THEN DO NOT H2SITATI3 use KIDinST-WOItTat ,cnc8 (druffgiata rcoommcna It; ana ltwiu fpcoaiiy ovcrcoKio uio oibc.vjo ana restore healthy ACtloa to all tho orr azs. I n IPC Jjorcorapmnwpecuuari and weaknesses. ET-WOUT launsur- pouea.asuwiu act prompuy ana eaieiy. mtlicr B:x. Incontinence. rctenUon ol urine, bricU dust cv ropy deposits, and doll! dragging palna, all speedily yield to Its our .ativopavrcr. (&-) Williamsiiort Commercial Collet. THE LEADING BUSINESS SCHOOL OF PENNSYLVANIA. TUG OLDEST, the LARGEST, the BEST A Successful Career of Seventeen Tears 1 This Institution is thoroughly established, and, being so favorably known throughout tho country, receives a very liberal share ol patronage. There are tn-day over 300 Students In oo tiul attendance. The Diploma and the President's recom mendation ure recognized everywhere by the best business men. lis terms arc extremely moderate, while Its appliances and facilities are not sur passed. During the post year, nf thn number who nUciided, Rt were placed in lucrative posl tions, uml many more secured places through Itwirnwu cll'orls. Expenses : Scholarship $30 00 ll.oks for Full Course 7 00 Good Dard,iier Month IS 00 For College Journals, Ac, address F. E. WOOD, President, WILLIAMSPOUT, PA. August 5, 18S2.m3 ci5 O O o B. a 5 Q is W 'A c3 o o " ? a P 3 CO j"iste22Z 2 BdllilsililiiH 3 o l3 EH tWOUril AND MlDDtU-AQED, woaiu vou ,.o lector, u ro uu.nu re id aujiu aud vou will iret ad riro In Hi-tletl ODVO'oi.' Adilrcs. FroJ. J.V. KUAN, ouilensoiira X.Y. Jnlytrri RUPTURE The IPIU'.IAI. THUS 8 a hat vou want 1 he crratct inveiittnu cl me live 1 ee ou paoi. phlet. eat tree. rot. J. Y. uAN. Ovcena buri. .V.Y. lv ITyl Life and Fire ! E. K. Stroh, General Apt, AT MAUOU CHUNK, Pa. Only good and reliable Companies repre ented. Also, Agent for tho ITALIAN aud irt ST! llOfTEHPAM LINE OF 8TEAMKR3, Travelers' Insurance Ticiets! CENTS Zlmm 8E0UKE3 XI$15 Weekly Indemnity In cue of Injury, or $3,000 INSURANCE In rain of Death by Accident. TICKETS FOB SALE AT THE Carbon Advooato Office. .r.t .1 InfliiLtrial Department. .7 Era Life Associa joit of 1873, OF PHILADELPHIA, PA. Insures Against AT THE VERY LOWEST Pr.ICE?. Admission Fee 3.00 There has lon existed a public demand lor provision against Sicltnes, A'cidents and Premature Death, on an equitable basis, The New Era Life Association Now Issue Policies covering nil three of the a boye contingencies at rates so low I list they will al once command the favor of every Prudent Man, These Polities provide for a Weekly In demnily of KIVE DOLLAItS PEU WEEK, in case of Sickness or Accident, and to ens tixdk until the insured shall regain his health sufficiently to attend to his regular business. Should a member desire an Insurance of $100 payablo upon receipt of satisfactory proof of death, In addition to the regular weekly indemnity, it will only cost a few cent additional per month. The rales are low, and remain the tame as when joining. The member Is not required to wait three, six or nine months before "becoming Bene Ccial," but hit policy is good for the full amount Immediately upon the payment n the first premium, should be be disabled The premiums may bo paid Monthly Quarterly, Semi annually or annually. The Weekly Indemnity provided for in policy will be paid until the member re covers or the policy terminates. For further particulars apply lo H. Y. MORTHIMER, Apt Carbon AflyocatetGfflsc, LEHIOIITON, TA. CARBON ADVOCATE FLAIN AND FANCY BOOKS JOB PRINTING HOUSE DANK WAY, a short distance above the Lehticn Valley It.K. Depot, LEHIGIITON. PA. We are now fully prepared to execute every description orPRlNTINQ, Irom a YisitiBE Card to a Large Poster ! rosters, Handbills, Dodgers, Circulars Shipping Tags, Cards, Bill Heads, Letter Heads, Nolo Heads, ' Envelope!!, Statements, Programmes, &e &c., In Best Manner, nt Reasonable Prices ! WHY! WHY! You should go to C. T. Horn's "CENTRAL DRUG STORE. BECAUSE Ho personally attends to his business. He hat the experience of medicine. Ho has the best and purest Drags and Chemicals. lie has one price to all. Ho hds 111 hrst noods for the least money. Ho has all the Popular Patent Medicines, Ho 1ms the best Horse and Cuttle Powder. Ho has the bist wine and cigars. Ha keep Ihe best Old H)n Whiskey lor tncdl Inul puipuso. He hits tho Utest patterns In WAI.I, I'AI'F.lt. lie has a full lino of Lamps anil Lamp 1'l.v turns. Ho hns a lull lino of Toilet and Fancy Ar tlrlei. Ho biiya and sells f s cash. Call and lio convlocod that tho abovo ro.i. sous arc correct undotdlce O. T. HOIIN. M. 1)., Lteurkul's Illonk. Opposite tho "Uarton Home." Sept 1", 18Sl.lv. Mouufacttircrotand DeaP'i'in STOVES, RANGES AUD HEATERS, rin sua Slieet-Iron Ware ana General " flonse FnrnisTiiiig Goods. ItnoriM: mill Sl'Oirs'lMJ done n' abort notice and al Lowest Cash i'i ices. rerr kind of STOVK tlBATKS and Fllll" BRICKS kept constantly o hind. Stobe on SOUTH Street, A few doors above Bank St., LKI1IGI1TO.V. Pa tronn ne solicited SMttsto iiju iniai an let d. Oct. S ri A. it. mossi:u. E. F. LUCRES BACH, Two Doors Belon the "llrotdnay House MAUCII CHUNK, PA. Coaler in tit rattt-rntot nalu and Fancy Wall H?aprs. Window Shades, Paints & Paintesr' Supplies, LOWLST CASn 1"1'.I0E8. $06 a week tn yonr own town. 13 ou ai tree. o ri'it. r.veir ih'nifiow. Canltal nt eqalr. cd. Wo will luiuii-l yo O'erv tain Manr are kl a fur tunea. Ladle uisseatmueha- int. -ad bora and mtl raslte cni;H'r. Holder ifjouwant a biifin aa atwliici rouran mae cietpay all the tme von uoric, wlte lor partun a a t . II. HAUKTr A CO., Portland. Me. uelp.yl Job Printing neatly, cheaply and promptly execut ed at this office. Give us a triul and be convinced. Dr. MILLIKESY lnoludln;:Hats, Ilonnctt, Flowors.Illbbons, Feathers, Notions, and DRESS TlitMMIftad NEW GOODS RECEIVED WEEKLY. All work done In tho latest style, and mot durable"mannr.'at tho lowest oash'prttts.?' STORK! at the Intersection of HANK STRKKT nnd HANKWAY, LEHI0HT0N. PAl aprll 80, if M.yl 8 Use Lawrence & EVlartin's tM-afWUJJl.1 . al wu'ii.iiju.wt u.,-.,- H For COUGHS, COLDS, SORE THROAT, BRONCHITIS, ASTHMA, PNEU MONIA, CONSUMPTION, Dlsoasos cf THROAT. CHEST AND LUNC3. i iiMvi'.1'1,113 Incipient and advanced rt'itci.an.l r I (lhcascaottlio'rilliOAT.CtlEar yjUV.1'",1;03' V,"f 16 "evf r 1,(,cn so advant.1 -con .ly compotinurd as In tho TOI.H, ROCK and lilt: '"''''"SUalMmlo properties allord a tliiru.Uo rtlnniliint and toulo to build up llier sjtem after tho coush lias licrn relieved. Quart fclzo bottles, Prleo 81.00. (ft A I I IT B 0 RH T J' I10t "0 deceived by dealers who try to palm off Rock and Evo Mrif$;WL1' 5.r Vr " '". I1'!100 of."r TOM', ROCK AN1I R'u, wlilcli Is tho ONLY tr ,I,OA.1.EVnFtlcle.luoFon"1',olla3 aPrlvato l)lo I'rniulelaiy Hlanip on each bottle, wlilon permits It to bo bolil ly iJrusirlRls, Grocers ntnl JH-nlcrx Everywhere, v en- WITHOUT SPECIAL TJIC OR tlOCNSD. Tho T0LU, ROCK AND RYE CO., Proprietors, 41 River St., Chicago, III, 'ioO' llio II.M.V llllKolil.tl.in.lrv.r.ul,li.!if.l. A!UTI!Vor Vf f8 1 I C. mMm fvr,i' A.linmistralion frimi WASlMNonm l1t e prcenl tunc, wttli over mmLm 1.0 8ti'id lurlrutli.nf Lndtrnof Ihe W Ittlc IIoiim. llh viewHof many n Bl of ll,e Home, of the l'rchlem V,M'l-:i. Senn 1IKAIILEV .V CO.. Gil N. .C y W &ro j?. - v r Wo later t No Pav. PATENTS JL. obtained for Inventors In tho United States Canada nnd Europe, at reduced ratos. With our principal offlco locnted in Wnnhlngtmi, directly opposite tho I'nltod Mtato 1'attnt Otltce, ire are ahln to attend lo all p'ltcnt business with greater t'roinptno.B and tie. sintchand at lers cist than ulliir patent at. tornevs vrho nro nt a di.tamo ttom Wash ington, and who hare, therefore, to employ "nsnuchte at tome) s " We make pre) loilnaiy exaintiiatioiis and furnish opinions ns to a. tentablllty, Ireo of cliarKO, und all who aro Interested In ntw Inventions and patents are Inilted to send for a copy ol tur 'tluldo for obtaining Patents," whl.h Is sent freo lo nny address, and contains conn lcle Insiruc. thing how to obtain patents and other valuu. bio matter. We rofer to tho Germnn.Aincr lean Nulioniil Ilnnk Wiiflif. glon, I). O. ; the lloyal Swedish, orweulan and llai h-h L."sra Huns, at Waihlnatoii : Hon. Jos. t'asov. l.ilu (Milel Jliftleo U. S Court ol (3laliltt; to 11,0 IMIIcial. of tho I. S l'.itrnt Dfllce. and to Senators and Members of Congress from etoiy mate Addrors: I.Ot'lS Il(Hli:it & CO., So. Heltors ol rutents mid Attorneisnt l.aw.I.c Droit llullillnt-, Wasiii.notok. 1). ). Don't fall to buy your Clmnipaiyiic Pear Cider, Lager Eccr, s Hoot liccr, Nectar, Torter, &c, OF C. B0ETTGER, T AM AQUA, Pa. Aug-. 13. 1881-Iy. $500 Reward I "WE will pay tho above reward for any caso of I.lver Conijilalnt, Dyspepsia, Sh'k Head ache, India etliin, Constipation or Cottveness we cannot cure who en x.iver veueuioie 1111. when ihe directions are strictly com. plied with. They are purely VruetaUe, and never fall to give satisfaction Suieart'oatcd. Ijirne boxes, containing SO Pills, '.'5 cants. lor sale ny all nruxaisia. iieware or coun. terlefts and iinltations. The aenulne rnanu. luct und only by JOHN O. WI.ST ti. CO, "The Pill tlakore." 181 k 183 W iloillfon St., Uhleaiio. Krce trial parkaxe sent by mall prepaid on receipt ol 3xent stamp .Smith Kline & Co., Wholesale Aicrnts, Philadelphia. Pa. so t. !!. '61-ly. I.B A TT -SiJ Iff T 3 We cnntluue to oct as Solicitors for Pat ents, Oaveais, Trade Marks, Oijiyriithts.elc, for the United Stab's, Canada, Cuba, Eng land, France, fiennany, etc. We have bad TIIIRir-KIVS YICADS EXl'ttniKXCK. Patents nbtaiuul throueh us are noticed 111 the SniK.sTirio Aukrioav. This lurpe and tplendid Illustrated weekly pier,$l! 20 a year, shows the Proeresa ot Science, Is very IlilerettlnK. and baa an ennrtnnut rircula tion. A.ldresa MUNX A CO., Patent Sollc itore. Publishers of Sutrsrno Asjkuioan, 37 Park Jtow, Xew York. Hand book about Patents sent free. LAUD! A. A.TIIOMAK.St.nond Ilulld lntr, Washlnitton, 1). (). 1'ruo tlees bi-lore the l''die.l States tlcneral Itnd (Hnee. (Untested oaes, pri vate land rlalms, inlnlnir. prr-emp Inn and bomrelead eas prosreuled before the lie Iarttn ntofthe Interior niul Supreme (lourt; mid all elas.es of elaPns beforo Ilia Itxaoutlve llepar uienis S.elal atienilon given lo town.slte eases, lind warrants, homestead floats, and all kinds oflanu scrip bout: lit aud told. uiaC-cor- "V. "7i S1 b Iss M. A. SNYDElf, "Respectfully announced to her lady iricutU that i..i. :..j u t?f auu una juai tuutncu u ru; full lino of the latesfi s novelties in Spring &" Sltmiiioi4 mi nlw.ivi occn ono or tim mot important urapniM wlcldi d by tho 31I!I)ICAL FACUIt t n ilnslt'ioi ncior.rliiin'iitiof Cni'tilia.COI.HM, iiir',,iii",u luTinti cio.i, 'rtittmt This h themnst liable honk nuhltuheil; ouse. for Cir. olar. v.llh full mnirulars. to l'ourtli Mrtct, l'hlh.Jelolilu. DIAMOND CATARRH REMEDY, A I'oiltlvo Curo for CKtnrrta at all It I n da. It Is lntnii(aiieoa in MITcat a.ul i'crninnoiit In- lionult. Corst at aay ia-o of tne Ultess:. IIs cured casta to Uiriklsr tlut boned eamo Irom the nose. . Dr. Kvory'n Dlutlinml ratnrrh R Ble ed y Is mi.il and pennant, affording snraadlsit lloleiif dproiiii t euro In all cues if Catarrh, liilliieiiau. Hay I'rver. Ilroncbltla. It w.il iciuove I'oltpiu and tirectaally rttre Tt'u'ery and Purulent Diacliarsca from tin Ilea iiii.i mroat, ami ri.enti. aicKening Ilrtatli: foetiv rtstore Impal ed Smell, TaMe and list nn.i raroat, and Foetid, sickening Ilrtatli: r- lui iii rrsiore impai eu smelt, rate and ntarur: relieve lleadici.o. Ilrcak up Cold In the naalj Mrenitlien ilia Volco and Kye-; Imrlfy, Rstaltl nnd Iteinbr Hear nnd Active evory Oaaa u lliiul a.ul throat. J'r.ce, so ceiitt. Dr. Ilvory'a Illamond Invlcorntor la a I'orlccl Itioutl furliler, Appettceraad ftoi vo 'foil I c. It lu.kca a drilKtitfiil, who sotuo drr.!;, which luvlcnrutea. PnrlSaa bud Strengthens the einlre Bystem. Tor Uene.ul 1) bllltr, Uysprpsla, BlllotunMa, Toipd I.lver. lndUestun. Neuraltio aad Rbta m.itla Aircctlons Jai ndlce, Malaria, riamlsMr. Nantea, S cV; Iliadncl.o anil Kidney Complatau, lttsluvaluaiilc. I'i ke, to cents. llr. Hvorjis Illamond Salve It a aavtr clcn cute Jur Hums, liridsca Soiei of all kinds. Fait Rheum, Tet.ir, I lnKwcrm and Cntantess Srnpilons. n Ice, 25 ccnut. Ask your Ilrilfclat for lio remcd Icm nnd talto no oilier; or will be aasst l'l co on receipt ol prlto. uc.crlptlvo Riniptlcts Krco. Address Dr. Rrory'a Diamond Remedies Co., '. O. Vox 3JC0. 104 John Street, Kttv Test. CUTTHISOUTI Wo havo stores In 1 5 loading Cltlos, from n hlch our agents obtain their tuppllea qnlckly. Our Fncturlca and rrinclpnl Ontcea an at i:rle, I'a. Send for our New Cataloaao aa4 M M I nUCI I 312 Lackawanna Avtj IVIl ll LUSbtiL 8CRANTON.PA. WHOISUNACCrUAINTtO WITH TMS OCOORAPMY OS TM THATTHC CBICAGO.ROCK ISLAND&PACIFIC R'T By the oentral position of it lln. oodhmU thm ait And the Weit by the ihortettt rout, ud Mr rie puseDcer. without change of oara, txtwa Chicago and Kansas City, Couuoll JJlnfla.LeaTaD worth, AtcbUon, Minneapolis and St. PauL It connects in Union Depots with all the principal lines or road botween the Atlantlo and the PaolJte Oceans. lis equipment Is unrivaled end mafvifl cent, belnsr composed of Most Comfortable ad IJeautiful Day Coaohee, Maenlflosn Ilortacn elinlne Chair Care, Pultman'e Trettlaat lalaa Bleeplnir Care, and the Ueat Una of Dlnlnc Cam In the World. Three Trains between Chleaso and Missouri lllver Tolnta. Two Traina bctweaa Chi caco and Minneapolis and Bt. faulTla the X Mam "ALBERT LEA ROUTE." A New and Direct Line, via Seneeaand JCaattea kee, has recently been opened between Biebmead Norfol k, Newport New a. Chattanooga, Atlanta, Aew custa, Nashville. Louis vilte, Lexington, Cincinnati, Indianapolis ana Xarayette, and Omaha, Mlnneapi oils and 8t. Paul and intermediate point. All Through afaaaensera Travel onXeatCxytew Traina. Ticketaforaaleat all principal Ticket OfZUeci the United atatea and Canada, liaggoge checked through and rata of fare al waye aa low aa competitors that oSer J tea avdvaat tagee. For detailed Information, set the Mape and TelA are of the GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE, M your nearest Ticket OOm, or addrm R. R. CABLE, E. BT. JOHN, Tlce-frn. 4G.nl U't'r, cl nu rtat. Aaa CHICAGO. k DllOP IN AT THE I Carbon Advocate OFFICE FOB Cheap Printing ! JkZsUk. it . iiil,n M TRV WILL SEC BY KXAMININQ AsenUITuutcd. TlieCulmlnallntjTrlmtiailt (V to LIVE! Aromv't rvr.ope11a-' liouufhAM knnvNn fr the n.ae,no. ri-u.ty. KollilitirllkMtt UttleMTCavail ! Kt-iidlor l'n italic hand luH pnrilcuUrsiiov. Outfit find Infirm lion Imwtosetl, free to sciusl agents, ftue ffi.satTan faUhfal workt-r 8rte perlence. It rnr, ami (irrliory liculred Y, II ThsaeMpaoaa, I'ublnUcr, ui Ar-U Mr ct, i'MlaJtlUa, I'a.
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