Advertising Rates, W dejlro It to bo distinctly understood that rio advertisements will be Inserted in the columns of Tut Carbon Auvooat that may be received from ifnknnWh parties of firtas unless accompanied by the-cAsm Tki following are our old. term ! OKI BQtUa (10 LINKS)) On year, each Insertion ... 10 els. Bis months, each Insertion cts. Three months, eaph Insertion 20 eta. Lest than three months, first Insertion $1 1 each subsequent Insertion 25 cts. Leeal notices 10 cents ler line. H. V. MORTHlMEll, Publisher. 0. CARDS. Attorneys. nrr M. RAPSI1ER, ATIOHNII AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW, INC 8tHIT,LiniOBTOK,rl ll.ale.iLte aal Collection Ah.uct Will H"" Saul, a .M.lalty. May b coDsollsd In Kngilsii at U.rra.n. Xcv.12. W. M. OOLtTTLK. B. H. WARMtt n. )CKtm. (Lata Aslutant'Gom'r of Patents.) B. E WARNER & CO., Attorneys at Lawf WARXKR UUILDISO, WAS1UNOTOK, D. O. Atteitlon riven to Patent and Mlntnir cases, Laadt. Panslons, Hountles, and Government lalns. Attention prompt, ohares moderate. Address with siamp. Relet- tu Member r C. aarr.l and the Heads of O'n!n"',.,,i0" partsasats. dec. 10, 1881 e Physicians and Dentists. TTT A. DERHAHER, M I)., ' MirSICIAN AND SCUUKON Ss.el.l .tUntlan psld to Chroolo Dlsaakes. OO..: South East corner Iron and 2nd 't.. Le I,U.,P. Aprl 3, 1878. N. D. RERER, M. I). V. S Blamlnlng SurR.on, PKACTtCINQ PHYSICIAN and BU tieiSON. OsneS! Bank Street, UEBKtt'b ULOtfK, Lehioli. 'i'l eommncd U the Osrm n Laiignssre. NOV. t'h W. A. Cortright, D.D.S,, OFFICE : Op!silelhe"iioadwuy House," Mauoh Chunk, Pa. Patl.ai. have the benefit of the latest Im- bravenants In merhanml appliances n n i U. L.., msthu.1. artrratnicnl In nil tiiriclc.il uirm ittR.DV I III-; ndmlitlHtereir II 3. sired. If poi.ii.li', persons r tiding outside er Maueh t;nuDK snouiu m..ae cugnHriuvu.- f man. j I COMVEYANUKU, AVI BPBEBAL INSURANCE AGENT TlM fUolna Owntpwl.. arw Rpf.Mntwd: LlttA.V N HVJVUAI, nun. REAlilnS MUTUAL JT1UIC, tf TOUI.NQ KIKE, rOTTaVILLE riKtt. . LGltlUU rrilE.andtliolItAV KLKKn ACCIDENT INKlJtAKCIC. aim r.rlT.inl' and Mnlnal Horse Thief l.ewreaad In.nranre.'oairauv. MaraaM.IIII HOS. KEMEllEIt. 0vtt BviLDina, 1IAUUH OnUNK, Pa. Fire Insurant Agent. W rOLlOIKK la SAKE ComvtmlPS only, at fttasouakle lUUs. Aug. 23-jrl QARBON HOUSE, J. W. KAUDKNnUSH, PllOPniBTOB, IlaaKSr., LaHtauTON, Pa. Ti iii.iiA. llniiaicitfrs flrstclnis nocom nedatlaas la the Traveilnij public.. lioar.tlnK ' the Day er M'eelc on Itcas nuiilo Turin. J .alee Uliearf, Wlnos and Liquors alnuyoti i.. ad. Uim DOeils ami aiuinu.. win, unuir til a Uetllers, attached. April 10-yl, JOHN F. HALUACII, Instructor of Music, (riano, Organ, Voice and Theory.) LEIIIGHT03, PA. foIe acent for the WEBER PIANKS and lh NUW ENG LAND OIIUANS ; Aad d.ll.r la all kinds of Plannsand (IrgAis Tarxs lew and rasy. Mlatc, luuibor.'bneks, ate., takea la exenance. Sheet Muile and books furnished on short use. Tar f artlcalar., terms, Jto., Address, JOHN F. II ALU AIUI, Ar , 18I-ly. Lehlnhton, Pa. D Livery Sf Sale Stables .p. UAKK TIlKKT.L.KIIlaHTON, Pa FAST TROT'l'ING HORSES, ELEGANT GAUUIAGKS. Aad vMitlvelr LOWItn PHK1E3 than any ether Liver; la tne uojiuy. Larfaana haad.ome carrlaces for ranernl aTaee.sapa wecainaa. AjA.viua.Dnn.iii War. 11 l7 m mm i ii 1 1 1 a it J. W. RAUDENBUSU I.lM.tlnlly announe.s tn the puhllo that lie has apeaed a NEW LI VEIt Y S r III.K In eaaretlen with his hotel, and Is prepared la fareUk Te.las fur Fanerals, WeiiluES or Basiiiess Trips, shartastnollee anil most liberal terms. All ardars left at the "Carh m Il'iuan'1 wilt receive areiapt attantlun Stable on North S rent, nett the hotel, Lehlichion. Jan22.l The American Antipriaii OMENTAL JOURNAL ! ! Publisheil by J.waaox .t Muksk, Oliicaen, lllt $3 per year. iv!liel tiy riTiriux U. FaT, ilevntnl U Classical, Oriental Eu ropean and American Arcliroilogy, II lustra ted. This Journal gives infnrmalton on di'vover- ias and explorations In all lands, and is tery valuable Ut thnae who are f.,lliwln Anil qtiaviao subjects as well as to the nuntnoa rtawtrr. s)r8.tf S7 M II. V. Morthimer, Proprietor. VOL. X., No 43. Railroad Guide. plHbA. to UK A DIN U RAILROAD Arrangement of Passenger Trains. MAY Tit), mi. Tralna leave AliLKNTOWN as lollowsi (TIA rkKKlOMEX RAILROAD) for Phlliidelphla.af4:j,0.4i, ll.eo.a.m.. and a m p. in. SUNDAYS. For Philadelphia at 4.so a. m..J.S5 p. m. I VIA EAtr FKKNA. BKAKCII.) ror ROKdlnK and Ilnrrlsburp:, 8.09, 8.40 a rn 13.16. 4.30 and 9 0S p. m l'or Lanca.teraiid Colombia, 8.00, 8.4,a.m. and 4.30 p m SUNDAYS. For Eeadlno- 4 30nd8.i(p.nl. Tor JUrruimrg, nhrt wa. po nta IK n. m. Ttaln.ron ALLttNTOWNleaVeas follows: VIA FEBKIOMKN RA1LBOAD.I Loave rhlladeloiils. 4.30 7.40 a. ini and 1.80, 1.30 ..lie s.r p. m SUNDAYS. Leave Philadelphia, .) a. m., 8 It and M.20 P'm (VIA KAST rKHSA. nnAKcti.l l.eavo Ite.dlncJ.sO lo.Uo m.,2-C0 S.SVnflC.lS P. Ml. Leave Harilsburt; S.-fl 7t0oudC.5O. a. m.,1.45 ami 4 OOP. m. Leave Lancaster t7.'a. m I.O and tl.ia p. m. fjrnvoC'o'nmbla a. tn J.10 and 3.40 p. ta. (From KinK street Depot. SUNDAYS. Leave Heading'. 7.30 atie B. s a. In. Leave llarrlsntil a, a.'.O a.m. Trains vis rerklomon nonte" marked that (Mruniounri hum Depot Nintu and arecn str-ets, P. llodolphla, oilier tralna to and from uroaa street uevot Tne 4.s ' end 6.45 s.m tiains from Allcntown and the "1.3 and 5.15 p. m. train Ironi riilla i1rlpiua.la I'erAionten 'lHilio,d,hav, tbrooEh isr.toaLd Mom rbilstclphla. J. K. WOOT1EN. a.u.ral lranaatr. CO nANCOrK. On't rati. A.l.t wtllit. November nth. JOHlMR.G.VVEYSSER, PUOPBIETOU OF THE West End Brewery, Maucii Chunk, Pa. Pure Porter ani Laser Beer Delivered all over the State. October 8, 1S81 yl 31. IUG.U1AN Iluft Um.veil from WVissport nti lorteii up quarters In tlio ' Old Fatziner Store," Bank Street, Lehighton, where oll Irionds and new one. cmii always fun! a clioh'e iirsoiliiieiit of Dress and Dry Goods, Notions. and Trimmings, Groceries, Plo sions, &c, &c. A t' tiii: Liuviivr cash itcit.i .l-.i, always in stmdi one of tho finest end brtt scicriions of Clocks. Watclies anil Jewelry tu he fnu ml Hi tins Mrtjnn if t ho roue try, at Irus Inlly as Luvr as elsewhcra. RepairinGr lnno (n (he Iist ninnnor, at very moderate tthatge?. Patiomtge inriti'tl. aprS 2y Central Carriage Works, iji!ik St., Lchigliton. Pa., Are prepared to Manufacture Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs, Spring Wagon, &c, Uf every description, In the most substantial manner, ana at Lowest uasn rriccs. itopalrfns' rromptly Attrndcd to. TREXI.EIt k KIIEIDLKR, April 28, 1882 yl Proprietors. PATENT MAGNUM BONUM doilies The umlerfigned resrieetfully antriunre to their friends and the ihlic generally, tiial thry huve secured the right to inauu fdi-ture and erll tins exrellent Washing Mi clilue in Carbon and Luzerne nullities. This is iindoiihtedly the lHiJT Washer niade,and i;ives the tnot perlect ealislaction to all who use it. Sett this machine hefore ynu buy any other. Price $10 00. AJdrrss Yrcnscr & Bartholomew, Lehighton, Pa. may 2ft 6 m. SEUYOUS DEUIL1 Y: Dr r.. r. WF6TEnVK and Uraix TBKAr WtT, a -p'K'tHo ior Ilitfrta. tlizlufM. Cou vu ii'Uis, rtt-rvnus . atdicbe. Meatui Ueores ffi'tii.ia049ui Meiuon. )tuo onliioa, I mi to t eucy, lnvoi antarv IC-aUsionH, rrom a tni o Old ai. cauReu uy over oxri ton. vell-auuve of uvcr LMu'gence, ulacU leaus to m.eeir derat tttltl tteath. One bus will runt rrrnt aaiB acti imx cunt ins on irntithV treatmem. One tiuiiKi ii uut, or bix piiiu Tor live aou.r aem bv ni'tii pienuld tin leot-int t once. Wemiar au'ce ki& uoxe-Mtooiruaiiy cut-o With each "iun iricYni u usioiix uoxen BcrooiDan lea wit' live dra; - wn Hill . nd tl. mirrh. ernur written ruarantc" io retuni th in on at It inotreatmnutrtoea nui olTwCtnearA ilaar vnteealuued uiilr wlien the treatment border- sole Pr Pt leton. ist A if v. VadtaeD Btreet, 1 UICia-W.Ul, af J HUtUaU AWtUX, I tW&h i ion l'a. ISUITH KLINHiCO., Vbolfle AinH rr-lME SLATIKUTOS PLANING MIIL AND Cabinet Ware Factory, AT SLATINGTON. JOHN BALLIET, Propr., Doala tu at) kind ami slits of ft tit. Hemlock Oak tind Hard Wdoo Lumber, Aud la now pie pared to vxecule uV anouut of orders for DrcsseD LumbeK OF ALA. KINDS. Doors, Saslics, Bllntls, Sliuttciv, Mouldings, Cabinet AVnro, &c, With prouiptnees. Brackets Hade to Order. TliB Machinery la all new and ol the best and moat Improved kinds. I employ nbne but tlio best noraraen, tine well Masoned and irond ma terUl.nnd am theieforo able tnpuainntre entire otKtactlon to allwho mavlavor iiiovrltli nrull. orders dt mail piompily attended to. Mv charges are mo.ieratoi ternn cash, or lntciest charged alter thirty oava titVK MB A CAM.. IV 1 hose eniraKf d In Build'ng will find It t their advantage to Iwve sldlnB, Floor Boards Doora, snslics, hutiera, Ac., die, mrdealthl F Via""" J6ilN DA LLIKT. DANIEL W1EAND, Carriagcs,"Vagons.Sleighs,&c BOrnkk or RANK AND IKON STREETS, iTEHIHHTON. Penna., Particular attention given to REPAIRING In all Its details, at the very Lowest Prices. PatronaifP respectfully solicited and perfect satlsfarllon guaranteed. DCC 0. lBIO-yl DAN. WIEAND. Cf ATARR IHi ELYa1 Cream Balm rtTectuallyelenn ?es thonitl pfis taur9 ( Cnlurrh al vims, cauHii healthy secre (Innr, all.tys tn flatu mnl Inn, pro t' etc the mem tirane trom nililL tlnniil rolili. rom ptMclylieals the s -ref ami reslores rhe sense of taste and smrll, Heno flciil results i' re realttrd by a few HAY-FEVERrxrvr..:. ment will euro (atarrh liar Fever. Kc. un. eituilled for cnldn In I ha head. Agreeable to uve. Apply iy tno ttitie nner into trie ns trllr. (tn receipt of 60c will mall a prick nee jrar For Sale t'.v all uru irlKis in Lflil-h- ton. EL,1S'01KAM HAI,M I'O.. norw-yl Uwcgo, N, V. J"F vou ARE IN NEED OE Boots, Shoes, - Hats, Caps, or, Gents' Furnishing Goodf- GO TO CLAUSS& BROTHER THE POPULAR Merchant Tailors, Bank Street, Lehighton. PRICES VERY LOW FOR OASII. The public patronage solicited. Julyl-tf 1881. HOLIDAYS. 1881 Mrs. C. BeTSCHIRSCHSKY Jtespee'fully announces to her friends and the puhllo generally, that she Is nnw receiving and opening for their Inspeotlun a lancer stock than ever of tha very uttst nuveltlek In Toys & Fancy Goods, Soluble for HOLIDAY PRESENTS for Yoanic and Old, Ilich and l'oor,. Don't fall to call early and secure tint choice and brtt barKlni. She also oils thetr attention to her .New, Larue and Elegant anorliutiit of NOTIONS comprlflha; Underwear, llerlln and Herman, town Wools. Hosl.ry, Imported and !'o- mesuo monoes tiioTes, r lower, ana a P'i assortment ol flew Hcslans IN FANCY ARTICLES Alio, In connection with the above, a full and complete stock of (JF.ItM.VN l'lIUHS LINDUROEIl CHEESE. L'niidit-ft & Ooiifcetinns, together with a varlefir of floods not general ly kept In any oilier store In town. If you do not seo what you want, ask f ir It. A inure of public patronage solicited, nnd perfect satlsfsetlon guaranteed In prlco and quality of goods. Second St, 2 floors above Iron, Nor. 23, USl.mS. LE111UIITON, Pa. JgfTlie Carbon Advocate one year for $1, and Kendall's Ilqrsc Book as n premium. INDEPENDENT" LEIIIGHTON, CAltBON COUNTY, With Meaiciuc Quality not Qnantily is the OTCst importance; next is tne Knowledge and Emerience to Cor rectly Prenare aid Dispense tne same At A. J. DURLING'S POPULAR Bri & Family Micine Store, Bank Stree Lehighton, You can always rely upon actHmc STIUOT LY Puro and Unadulterated Drugs and Medicines. nilHl.INd. carries the largest stock PATl.NT M1S1IH iNLS In the cuunty. DUliLlNO has ancli-srnnt stock of DIUJO. (USTtl SIIMIhlKS, FA.NOY and Ttll LLT AiniCLES for the ladles as well as the genls. DUKLINO makes IIOItE and OATTLt Pl)v DEHS ft specialty. llisS3yeirs cxper lehce In the drur business gives him a groat advantage In th it lino.' TIIVJSsiKS, SUI'I'liHTERS andllKAOES always a largo stock on hand. VlN'r:s and I.lQl'OHS, both foreljrn and domestic. He lias a Ollii'oiiUrnpe Wine and a liry Uatawba Mine. Just splendid auj cheap. WALL PAPE11B and HORDEKS the liracst assortment In lyvtn, Oo to DUIILINO'S with your prrscnpi lions On lo UUKLINU'S lor yunr Patent Medicines. Oo to DT'ULINO'S for your Taney art'el.t. Farmers and horsemen x to Dl'Ul.lNU'3 for y our Horse and Cattle Powders. nuK o.yi. A fllf 'V'l'vl wanteil.lo sell Edison's Musi " VJijl1' A O c,,i Telephone nnd Edison's Inslantaneous I'liinnnnd ()r;ciin Mufle. En close stamp lor e .tnlogue ami terms. EDISON J1US10 CO., Phllailelphla. I'm dec. Hl.inO. "cTw. LENTZ, Ml Estate & Commission Apt, Oilers Iho following I'roperlles for Sale: 10 Acres of t.ritiii. one mile from Lehighton, all under best cultivation Cheap. 30 Acres yourjr t'hestnut Timber In T.owef l fiwHinencuiir iwp , near iuiiori. .ery Cheap. liulMlne Lot on Third Street. LHitirhton J a good location very clieiip at isu. Tnn story lirlck Dwelling In Welsapnrt. A very uesinioie properly, au.i ciu-np ai e-ju. 100 nulhllnir Lots Snyder Addition Id Weiss' port, will be sold on Instalments or trom 13 to 410 per month. A tw,. story Dwelling on Il.lrkwny, Lehigh ion, i-ino location, iiniy floo. $30,000 to Loan on good Plrst MortKiiges. if yon wi-h to Buy, Sell or to Kent call and see me. All business placed in my hands will receive early attention. Bank St., Lehighton, Next Weiss' Cnrriagii Works. August 6,18$:. FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF CONSTIPATiON. Ifo other diaeaBola eo prevalent In this country as Constipation, nnd no remedy nu ever equalled tne celebrated KiDHEx jWOUT m a cure. Whatever the cause,1 however cbstlnato tho case, this remedy will ovcrcomo it. Dfll BTPi TIII3 distreaslnfr com- tJ nlaint is verv ant to be I 'complicated with constipation. Kidney- wore aircncxneca tno weakened -narta ana quicily curcu all kinda ofPlles oven when phyaiciana and medicines have before fail ed. t3iryouhavaeltherofthosetroubleB Respectfully announces tu the t eople of Le highton and Its vicinity, tliar , i Is now pre pared to sapply them with all kinds or Household Furniture Manufactured from the best Seasoned Mate, rials at Prices fully as Iowa thHtameartlcle, can be taught tor elsi where. Here are a fen ot the Inducements uttered Purl or Sets at Irntn $50 to $00 Walnut Marhle-top 1reslnK rase lledroom Suites. 3 pieces ,. M0to45 Palmed JJt-druoin ultrs 4 IS to f .0 LTrTnr nVii'Kvi: n' '"" I and all other Goods eriuully cheap. In mis connection. 1 deslroto call the at1 le- rl.. n- h. i-..., ! in nu -e.ole f ellll'-a In Tilt UliUtluiilvlIili bUii! with a NEW and HANDSOME HEARSE, and a lull Honor OaMU.TS ami rOKFLri, 1 am preiaied tu uttend promptly to alt or ders in this Uuo. al lowest price. Patronage respeetlully sulleited and the most ample salUfaell n guaranteed. V. SI 11WARTZ, octll HANK St.. Lehighton. A Bible Commentary. ITiithly endorsed by Representative Men of all Ghurehe. Loweat prienl hook jasl. Ilshed. Addreas Nawi( A- Viiituk. Hills dale, Mich, aprB-cur i-jpnicggl. USE torup:Ki8t8aell I 31 4- Live and Let Live." PA. SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER lo, 1882. A MATRIMONIAL IDYL. 1. Bhady tree, Dabbling brook, Girl In hammock Reading bodk, Golden curls, Tiny feet, Oirl In hammock Looks so sweet, Man rides past, Big moustache. Girl In hammock Makes a "mah,'' Mash Is mutual) Day Is. set, Man and maiden Married get. It. Married now Ouo year ago. Keeping hnuso On Baxter row, 'Ited hut store, Beefsteak frjingi Girl got married) Cooking trying. Cheeks all burning) Eyes looked red) Girl got married, Kearly dead. Biscuit burnt up, Beefsteak charry, Girl gnl married1, Awful sorry. Man omes home, Tears moustache) Mali as blaeci, Got no hash. Thinks of hammock 111 the lane, Wishes maiden Back egttfni itaiden also Thinks of swing,' Wants to go back Too, poor tliingt ill, , ltour of midnight) . Baby SqUiwklng) Man In sock feet Bravely Walking) Baby yells on) Nutv the other Twin he strikes ul Like his brother. Paregoric By the bottle Emptied into Baby's throttle. Naujlily l-dk Points in air, Waiting some one's Foot tn tear; Man in sock. feet 8eo him thcrcl Holy Mosesi Hear ht m sweari R.ivlng cr.vty, Gets his gun, Blows Ills head olf, Ueai and gone. IV. Pretty widow With a book in tho hammock By Hie brook. Man rides past, Ble moust.ichel Keeps on riding Nary mash. -Ex. A PLOT THAT FAILED. It was n l.ivi 1 annimer eveniug. All I the guests nt Mrs. Langley'a had nil jminied to Mra Lingley'R Rarden, the great, cool, frL;tnct garden. Moping down to the beach, lying white and ail very in the waning light It was a lovo ly niot, nnd Mrs. Laugley bad fitted it up exquisitely. It seemed na though abe possessed the ramie lamp of Ahidilin, and was conae- qi.'ntly enabled to gnlify her nirst tx travigant whim or expensivu taste. Shn was n w idow, jnnnR, lmndsotne and cl'ihlleK; she waa accnsiomed to n gr.-nt deal of society, utid delighted in filling her besutifnl hunne every summer with a gay party of merry people. To-day alio bad just secured for herself a "companion." Rhe had long been endeavoring to griitify her capriees in that riirrotiorj, which insisted ou perfect grace and beau ly, and now she was likely to mccee l. For Gertrudo Hobs had been engaged to t.ike th place of the late riwpnsed "com panlon," and Gertrude was a girl worth looking at. Bhe was an orphan, and since her futlier'a death had resided with ber aunt, a plain, commonplace, cnurne-Da tnred womuu, who bad made tho poor girl's life miserable. Mrs. Lmgley, having a slight acquaint. nnee'with G rtrude, and hearing of her mil leavant situation, drove over one morning In the little low, brown bouse where Gertrnde was wearing her yniing life nut in vain endeavors to appease Mrs, Jennings her aunt and lake care of and keep within the bounds of propriety the twins who were unfortnnate enough to call Mrs. Jennings mother. Mrs. Lingley slated frankly that, be. B n need of a companion, s'i bd fat j leu in lovo with Gertrude, and ended by . i .. i n..i ... i...- I """'K "'" ' ". e.Ktate was cnlleil, olid a lilier.il salary; in re'urii for which Gerlrr.de was to rend ml play aud sing and help entertain Mr. TjUigley ii In r dull moments. Or course poor Gertrude aeeepteit the propnaltiou witbaUcritr; nnd Mrs. Lang. ley drove home with ber promise to coma that very eveulng. Bitting in tho cool, fragrant garden in the Htiusi-t, Mrs. Laurjey was entertiin iug her guists ilh a vivid and glowing inscription of the home of the Jennings', am) ,itior Gertrude, iu ber shabby dress. endeavoring. to quell tho fiarful tumult omon the boprful ,clon of the house, aud haw, in Hie midst of the uproar and O'uifiixion. Mrs. Lingley bad stepped in and poor Gertrude 'G odveiiing. Mrs. Langley." Sh tnrned wilb a quick start ofsur prise. D-forn ber in ibelnah.green grass, stood a girl a slender, graceful ;irl; $1.00 If paloi ob, so pale and worn with large, dark, patbotio eyes, ana hair of sunni est gold. She was dressed very simply in a plain oalico dress arid a con if e snu-lnt, Tho ladles grodped about in ptotnr- Bsqne nttitudtn, in elegant roliis of every color of the rainbow, stared supercilious ly npon the stranger, and a cold dUdain seemed to freeee them nil. it was Mrsi Lahgley'a turn to bo con fused at this abrupt ending to bcr story, but she was the first to recover ber com posnre. She knew that Gertrude Rosb was Very proud, wttb all her poverty, nnd Mrs. Langley was a lilllo "token bnck" to re member that ber rematka wern dudonbt edly overheard by tbu yohtig girli She arose ana extended ber baud Very cordially. Why Grtrndel" she exclaimed, pleas antly, "I tlm glad to see you. Come with mo to vonr room, my dear." For Mrs. Langley was saying to her self! What a fright the child looks in that horrid cullcol I'll get ber into one of my last season's rcsscs nssoon as possible." Gertrnde fcllowed ber ennduotor quieU ly through the beautiful garden to the house. Her head was erect and her eyes flashed proudly. She is nsbhmed of me," thought the girl, choking back the sobs which began rise in ber throat Once np in ber neat chamber Gertrude was at Lor taeCi Mrs. Latigliy insisted upon arraying her in one of ber own lUesseS, which was really simple; and Gertrnda accepted it because she felt that, ns Mrs. Lang ley's companion, she must not appear shabby in the presence of that lady's guests. She enrne down stairs after a while looking fair aud fcwebt In tho pretty wbtte organdie, trimmed with ruffles and luce, and a fragrant pink rose in lief golden braids. Mr. Fane, one of the guests, n tall. languid, distingue ronn, advanced from amid the crowd, and, having botin duly presented to Mis- Ross, began faithfully to monopolize ber society. The entire evening passed In (bat fashion, tiud Gertrude sought bcr own room conscious of' having been tbo ob ject of Mr. FAue'a undivided attention, r' raethiug really to be proud of,- she bad found out j for all the other ladies bad appenn d greatly fluttered by Buy show nt interest in her own particular Welfare which he chose to evince. lie was n very great faVorite with all Ibe company, and ns tbo days went by Gertrude awoke to the knowledge of the growing jtalousy and diklike for herself which tho lady pnesta began in various petty matters to display. It disturbed Gertrude greatly, until she remembered that she bad ilouo no barm or wrong, nothing to deserve ill alter that it annoyed ber very litlte nnd she went on iu the even tenot of ber ay. Gary Fane was Very wealthy, find there was not An unmarried woman ntviue I.tmls that Would not have said "yes," with liFHrtf.lt gratitude, lo n proposal of marriage from that sonrcu. But Gary Fane had much more sense than to pin hie faith, or affection either, upon anV of Ibe paiutfld doll who bad ootue to Yiuelaud to dawdlo ufltly the lung sumnler d.ijs and angle for rich husbands. Tie admired Gertrude Ross from the very first. The sirnplo earnestness of the girl charmed him; he perceived readily enough that her miud us not intent upon the matiimouiai market; and so, as time passed, he awoke to the fact that bo loved ber dearly Aud Gertrude could not help loving hira in feturujfor this golden glory which bad come into ber lowly life made her very happy-, Now Gaiy Fane as fur-seeing, and he tasily discovered the petty jealousies and heart burnings around Hit In; and one day be found out somethiug far worse than bo bad anticipated. By accident be overheard a conversa. tion between tnn of the, lady gut sis who had been most Zeul ms in their endeav. urs to "wiu bis manly tilT-clioi s," a con versnlion which revealed a vile plot. They bad laid njliu to wound and hnmiliate Gertrnde Ross, to make hi r brlli ve that he, Mr Fane, was a married man and bad only bteu amusing himself at ber expense. Garv Fane sat silent and listened to every word of the plot) taVesdropping nas not his forte, but Ibu cud justified the mea'na. Then, with a curious twiu kin in hi handsome, dark eyes, he arose and went Mraight into the garden to search for Gtrtiude. lie found ber iu a cool, green arbor, and there he told ber of hi. great love for ber aud begged ber to become bis wife. They were together a long lime, and aperward, in the cod of the eveninc.tbey drove down to the village in Mr. Fane's phaeton. It wis the first lime that summer (hat a lady bad driven out with him, nnd it was the Ust drop In the bucket for the jealous hearts at Vine-lands. They dc cided that Ibu blow uliich they bad planned should Till upon Oertude's iJe feiiseless head that very night. She was hilling in the g-rden in the mnoulight; ste was very pale ami still, but thi rti was a calm look iu bet dark ey which revealed a I nppy secret. The two who bad fornixd the plot to destroy her bappiueai drow near ber now, as tbongb by accident, and pre tending cot to be awaro of Gertrude's vicinity. , I uondir," remark, d one, cmlissly, "what Mr 1'aue'a wife wonld say if she knew of ber husb.md'a filrUtiuh with Mian Rose?" Y's, indeed," plubed the (ber, dole fully, "poor Mrs F.iuk 1 Li lie lni al e dream of bis behavior when be Is abutut rora ber, He la tbe must nutuitiated a Year if Paid in Advance. not paid in advance, $1.23 flirt I ever saw in ray life, 1 would lllte to see Mrn Fane now, and" Bhe paused in speechless estotiisliraeut as Gary Fulie suddenly appeared upon tbo sceuo, with Gertrude leaning on his arm. lie bowed courteously. "I am most happy to bo able" to obltgo jou, be said, pleasantly. "Lvlies, siucn ynu desiro so much to see Mrs. Fnnc. al low me to pres-nt to you my wilel Wo were married Ibis evening." Oh, tho sensation, and oh, the the dis appointment and chagrin. There was bo escape ffoin the dilemma, nnd they were obliged to conceal thoir disgust nnd acknowledge- ns tbe lender of their ex clusive "set" the poor companion, now Gry Fnuc's w Ife. St) tho miserable plot failed iguomllilotisly. WHAT HE WOULD D0 It wis iu tho MnoMiig car ou tbe New York Central, There was ouo chap who wi blustering a good deal and telling bow many duels he had lotight and bs biud him sat n small man reading n ulsgaeine. 'Sir I" said tbe big man as bo wheeled around, "what would you doiflchnl lengcd?" Heftise," was the quiet reply. Ahl I thought ns much. Refuse and be branded a coward! What if n gentle man offered yon the chnico of a duel or a puhllo borse-whipping then what. Td take the whipping, "' "Ah I thought so thought so from the look of yoil. Suppose, sir, you hnd foully slandered me?' I never blander." Then sir. Ruppnso I had cooly nnd deliberately insulted ton, what would you do?" "I'd rise up this Way, put down mv book this way, nnd reach over liko this and take him by the noso ns I take ynu, and giva it a three-rjuarter twist-just sol" Vben the little mrtn let go of the big man's hose, the man wilb the wliltn hat on began to crouch down to get away from bullets, but there was no shooting. The big man turned red then pnlo then looked tho little man over and re marked: "detloinly-of Course that's it et- nctly!" And then conversation turned on the general prosperity of tho country. , "BTJCHtJPAIBA." OUtck. Complete cure, all unnnVlnc Rid- lieyi Bladder nnd tjrninary Diseases. $1, Druggists. Traveling on a Mississippi steamboat Is apt to make even tbe humblest Vain. When the boiler explodes all the passen gers nre uplifted. 3 Simsbody onco said! "Kolbing is impossible to hirn who wills." We would like to see that chap build a bar rel around a bunghole. A Jersey milkman tnrned pale when several of bin customers clubbed together and made him a present of a scitrf.pin in the slmpe of a pump. It was a cow herdly act. Young men or middle aged ones, surTer- IHg Irotn herVous debility atul kindred Weaknesses should send t fi re slninps for Part VII of the World's Dispensary Dinio Series ol books. Address Wotld's Dispen sary Medical Association, Bulfnlo, N. Y. Over iu Now York they nre cnllirg Sullivan aud "Tug" Wilson the lightning pugilists because they (to not Strike tu ice in the sncie place Iho police authorities will not allow them. Archbishop Wbntely vss one day asked if be rose early. He replitd that once he did, but ho was ho proud ull the morning, and o sleepy nil the nlteri.oiin itiat be determined never tn do It agitin. Get the Original'. Dr. Tierce's "PelMs" the original "Lltlle Liver Pills," (suar coated) cure sink and bilious headache, and biliuds attacks. By druggists. The Kentucky penitentiary numbers among its iuuintiB t.-u children under tho age of nltccu. Those childreu nssccbitti as do the other children, with Ibu aban doned aud the vicious. The census bIiowh that the number of persons In n Tamily in the United States is n small fraction over five, Iu some families we know the husband is tbe small traction over. A Total Eclipse of all other medicines by Dr. Pierre's "Gold en Medleal Discovery" is approaelilhjr. Un rivalled in bilious disorders) lltljmre bloisl, nnd eotisiitniition, which is scrofulous di sease ol the lungs. . They don't b.ive rains out West. A cloud just sail nli fs up nnd 'ekunilnes a town mid then collnpsis right over it. Nobody escapes but the newspaper ru porters and tho book agents. One of tbe Western society papers asserts that a Miss Trout it the n signing locil belle. Wonder If it would be con sidered cnmplltn-tiliiry to speak Of Miss Trout as a "specH.d beanlv." ISfQ-lfot ing so eilnpl- and perfret for coloring as the Diamond Dyes. Kor carpet rani, better and clietqier lhali any other dye etufl't. Tbe voIcko! gambling is everywhere Yrillig men meeting rto not bisitatetn shake for driuks in" saloons Y'slerbiy two' HRiie-loi'king chaps wire in Alexin der Fml.iy's dru store shnkiug fur qui nine. A Big Success. "My Wife wa.il. bed two years with a enmplicaliou of disorders, her ptiy.iriaus could notriire, ivlieti 1 wns led to try Pjrk er'a (Juicer Tonic. It was a lug sucvas. Three bMllcs ctned her, at a cost uf one dol lar and fifty ce-.ts and .lie Is now ns lining as any womun." 1. D , Hullulo, Ext eritueniH m ule in tree planting at the Shaker selll.lu.-iit In E .tl, 1 1, Conn., have bud kstisl'artort r shits -seed placed in sitidy boil ill lfe'03 lining produced iiihnso growth ofine I mil re now twelve tn sixteen. feet high. Indigestion, dytrii,heart litirn.noiiiea, itc, cured by using Brown' Iron Hitlers, Veneer of wood are now cut by ruae'iinery, varying in lliiekue-s from one-ninelieth tu one hundr il and .'Tin ty-filth of an iucb, and requiring tu be backed wilh paoer. The. cutting a p. pir.itut uei"h thirty tons, ami with wiy rv In ion a kHitn twelve f..t 1 nt conns in iieiiitae.t with the '.ox, rolling i tbe veneer iff In theutH. The Carbon Advocate. Au Independent Family Newrsparsjr rublishrsl every - ATURDAY, In Lcliighlon, Carlion Co., Pa., by ITAItltV V. iTMIICTllinilill. oiPi'-K-llA R.VAY. a slioit dlslanoe above IhoLclilnh Valley It II. Depot. Terms: $1.00 pcrAiinam in Advance Kvunr nrscftiriiON orri.aiN and rAncr Job UPriiTLting AT VI!ll LOW I'alCKB. For the OARnOv AntnrATE EOIEHTIHC MISCELLAKY. It has been estiiuated that the Norlli American Oontinept Is bsi-'g rrdnced In height at the ralo of n foot in evpry 3.C0O years by the rroive action of water. Many slgular creatures are known (or science, but probably none of tko lower atilmsl. have rt more rematVablc'inethod of securing prey than Ibe chnetodon, a be.mtilul JntiHiirso fili. Seeing a fly lighted near the surface of Ibe wntrr.this fish gently apptpachisnnd with unerrinp; ni n proj- cts n drop of' watir at the un suspecting insect, knocking it from its perch, w!-eu il it eftaily secured. Mr. Robert E. C. SHsrns has sne gesled tho possibility of rraking valuable investigatiotti intrt the perlorlirlly of climates nnd the dlieclinn snd effects of prevailing winds by a systematic btndy of the nnuniil rinp of trees. Il may ba fonnd, for txamplo, that thick nnd thin rings record wet nnd dry ynrs, and that a greater growth tin erne side of layer than on the othef may be tr.iced to a difference ih the nfnoiitit of lient Rtriking tho two sides, Tho record of some trees covers n long period, Tho body beat of birds is greater1 than tLntofatiy other class of animals, ranging from 100 to 112 degre-s Fuhron heit, Aiiioug the mammalia it is from 95 to 105 degrees, varying in adult luan from 03 lo 100. Iu sleep it is uhotit a dt gree and a half ldwer than when ft wake, and in fivers it rises several degrees above (lie hnrmal temperature, Iu the .Voting of all nuiniiils the body beat is greater thau iu tho adult tbo did. rence being a few degrees. Lecturing upon tha storage of eleo trlcily, Prof. Sylvnnus Thompson has de-i clarid tho to great rternt disc'ivcries in science to be that the Gramme m.icldud is rev, rsible and that the Voltaio battery is reversible. The former has solved the problem of the idectrical transmission of power, and tlie other the problem of tbd electrical storage of energy. Such stor ugo, however, must not be mistaken far' the Ktnrige of tho electricity itself. Dr. George Johnson hnsgivon an in terestiug list of articles of food and drink which should bo used nnd avoided by tbtise who do not wish to'grow fab Kudu persons may cat lean mutton and beef, veal and lamb, thin soups, beef tea,pnul try, game, ti-li ntid eggs, bread iu moder ation, greens, cresses, lettuce, green peas, cabbage, cauliflower, onions, and fresh fruit million t sugar; but should Abstain from fat meat, b.icon, ham,butter,oreamr sugar, potatoes, carrots, parsnips, rice Bagn, tapioca, niaC.ironi,cUstards, pastry") puddings hnd sweet cilees. The experiments in chemical horli. culture of M. Dudony, of St. Owcn.bavo beeu very successful. H bas'tried sim ultaneously three Methods of cultivating legumes, flowers ftnd trees, viz.; Ilh or dinary manures, with chemical manures iu garden soil, nnd with a specinl com pound in pure Band. This BpccUl com pound which be calls lloral-jcon!am uitroges. phosphoiio acid, po'.asb, mag nesia nnd sulphur, in so concentrated a form ns lo requite dilution wilb 20.000 times their volume of water. During n p-riod of five years the nrtilicial soil pre' pared by treating sand vilh floral has yielded plauts strikingly better iu every respect than those grown by tbe other' methuds. Of the It ij ni Society of Loudon Trofi D.-aper shjm: "Wo hnvd only to turn over the pages oi Us Irmsactlons to dis cern how much lliis society lias dono for the progros ot humanity. It was incor porated iu 1C02, nud 1 as interested itself in nil tho great scic-ntilio im.veineiits nnd discoveries that hnvo siuco been madei It published NbwIou's "l'rincipla;" it pronioled HaIIcj's voyage, tho first scien. tifio rxi'odition undertaken by auy gov ernnitut; il niado cxptnuienls on tha IniisHisi.-iu of bluod, uud acepted Hir vey's discovery i f the circnlatinn, Tbe enconr.igenieut it gave lo iiiueulutlori led tjnecu C ir, Hue to U g six condemned critmiLils for experiment, nnd ibtn to submit ber own children to that opera tion. Through its eucouragement llrn.il ley iiccon-pltsbed bis gruit discovery, the aberraliuu of the fixed slurs, and that Of tbe filutation (if Ibo catlh's axis; to these tu I'.iscoyeries, Deliinbre says, we owe tho exactness of modern ostronimy. It prrmited tbeimptuvtmeutof the ther mometer, the mea.su ro of temperature.antl iu Il.irrisou's watch tbe chronometer, the measure of ttine. Tl rough It the Greg orian calendar was introduced into Eng. laud. In if 52, egiihist a violent religious opposition. Si me of Its members were pursued thrnujfb the streets by an ignor ant and inluri.iied mob, who believed it had rni bed them of elevm r!a)s of their livesl II I wi re to attempt to do justice to this ;r at Society, I should have to ilrvotu n.nuy p ig s to euch sub jects as the ..cLrciuatlo lelescope ot Dul luil; the dividing engine of itauisden, which first gave ) reciiou to astronomi cal observations; Urn measurement of a digne ou H i enr'h's .nr'ace by Mason aud DiXoii; ibo expeditions of Conk, in cuutiiGiiou wilh Iho transit of Veuua; bis circumuuvigution nf tne earth; bis proof 4ii.it scurvy, the e hiss of a long set voy age, m.y bo uioided by tho use of veget able -suli-. suets tho polar expeditions; tbo determination of the oen-lly of tbe cirtH by Mi.kelini'a exprriminl at Sebehnllion. and l.y Hkwa of C n endisli.' A mill gallitra wi.dom by fiuaucial Iosh. Like a r jor l.u is sharper for be ing i trapped. A I'iiil.delpl.ia mule has killed a mad dog. but ii i. still a pr itter of doubt bethel a nulla r a mad dug la the Saf est thing to Uuv.i ur-.ii'id At the Rt-iithore, as usual, one waver from ii woenan's Imndk- roliief will can ti me to altr.vet tunre allentl in than linu drids nf uuviw I mm the rxfinn. Te r sr stune nii u in politics who iin,tb tu b. ait In work tn revuo the D.tfml flle.. They aemlil Lute a great uiauy ii r- Umi ten aouiu itueutB wheu tbvy at tnruuh,
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