mwwMISCELLAWEOOB,' " " rvtn only niio dollar year, ami a cop? of Dr Kamlatl's Horn- Rink, or a b-xk eiilillnl "A Thousand furls," as a pn-mliitn. Mmjrnltit elTi-ct niVelatia;-. Airs. Iiri tiIo bnttj-ht a new ir jri ll wV ponlt "He snls of n ilrleealo grots greet "foTiiHli'li dress sjie.ml S'lioif ofij'xxls-Ther ,wrc i!if pouHltrsie-ol a XlclJgote jrr3s-gfc-en. Inspired vritU tfie (ilea ot pleasing bey hut- b.init,the daintily lifted the Item of lur gun-tent null displayed a foot worthy of Cindrrella. "What do you lliliik uf tlinl dear?" she tenderly usked her liege lord 'immense I" Innocently responded the part nor nf her life. How Concord look the hrwsf "Whsl Mr. A. Bronsm jlndt tpjord 'f ",e .result" or the llyan Sullivan prise light lie at unci put on his hat aud coat and leu around tell lux the rums, "mi glorious tu the reuse nil culture lu IV-slnn," Mr. Kmcrson rnlil t "That clip on "the bugle that Sullivan gave Ryan in the third round vss Ihe IncipiU tion of a lolenglcal athlrtirism cueli as the tini!o leullcs of Ilostou alone could lucalu-late. DmMhena. Have y oa Ever Known any prrnm Ui be seriously 111 with out a weak stomach orinactivo liver or kid neys.J And when theso organs are in good condition do you not find their possessor en joying good health t Parker's Ginger Tonir r.'gulalcs these imiorlant organs, makes the Mood rich and pure, and strengthens every part of tho system. Bee ad. to another col Ullltl. A cold or ore ttifbat may not eeom to amount to much, and It promptly attended to can easily bo cured; but neglect Is often followed by coniimiitlon or ulplitlieiln. No medicine bos over been discovered blch nets so iiniclily and surely In such cases ns I'liimv ua vis paih mi,i.iiii. ihs prompt uso of thl3 invaluable temedy lias saved thousands ot lives. 1'ICltllY IJAVIS' VAIN KtT.T.ER. Jl uot an experiment. It has been before tho public tor forty yint n, and 13 most valued where It Is best known. . , A tow extracts from voluntary testimonials read as follows: Pact Kitt-En hii been tny household remedy for colds lor the post twcnty.een irnrs, and hive never known It to fill .la ejecting a cure. L. S. Cbocieb, WilUamsvlllo. N. Y. For thirty roan I lno used Pais KtLt-rn, and found ltaueer.fslUn? remedy for colds and sore throat Bahton Beaman. ,, Have received Immediate relief from colds and sore throat, end consider your Tain Kiu.cn an Jjpviluable remedy. flio. If. Lveiieit, Dickinson, J h'vra Just recovered from a crr revere cold, which I hive had for noma time. I could Ret no relief until I tried jour 1'aiw KlLLln, which relieved mo linmcdlatcir. I will never again bo without it. O. O. Force, Lowndes, Oa . Have nod Taiii Kili m In my family for forty rears, and have never known It to falL Rahsou Lewis, Waj-nceboro, Oa. , , 1 boran using Path Killich In tnr family twenty, five years ruro and have need Itccr since, snd have found no medicine to taLo Its place.-B. V. Dim, Urugsiit, Oneida. N.Y. , , . . For vrboopln?-oouFh and, ereon It 1 the beet SrtnaraUou mnrto. o would not bewlUiout it .. P. l'.otns, liberty Jlllls. Va. , For twcnt--ilvo icara 1 hr.sn used r.m KttJ-rn for oolds tnd charred Hps, r nd t ons Idor It the beat mcdidneovcroflerEO.UoorEn,llmtagton, I vaa ira(rcrlr revcrdy with bronchitis, and my throat n-aa to lnflar.ied 1 eou d tcarcely swallow any food. I was edvlerd to tr- your 1'Atit IvlLi-ra, end after taUnir a few dciea was ocmilotcly curod.T. Yilkinsok. lit, AVALTON wnics I ram uornocwini murrain rLLEB cures curnuicna cna i (rly prcvclont here, end has mako Imown to tne world. Potently sick with dlplithorli, high fe er, and coli Three degrees ol' mining rpecufation r.witlve, nilne"; comp'arulWe, tnincr. j Supei lulive, minus. A man, Intruded. Into'an IriVfmian'., ahantj thoolherda.y. "Whatdoyou wont?" a'keo Tat. 'Nolhlng." waathe visit'oi'a r ply. "Then you'll find it la the Jug where tuo whiskey was," 1VIZ.I.KB cures lurmucm uiu hutv uuvm.n, initly prcvclont here, tnd bn pet been knojn to fall In a clnirle Inrtaura This fact iou should ai rS. LLLF.n 11. lUASOIf TVTllCliI fliy rcn -ffBBwaea Inlnntlv nick sith dinhthorl'v. hlch fev er. and oold chilli. Ro many children hae AIM here, I wea afraid to call a rnyricliin, tnd tried lour Paw K1LT.EB. . lie was taken en Sunday, and on Wednesday bis throit waa clear. It waa a won. derful cure, and I wish it lould be known to the poor mothers who arj losiny to many children. For Chills and Tcvcr PAIN KIIiIiKR has no cnuaL It curra when everything else falls. Delays aro otten aanjrerous. A bottle of Pain Killer tn t he hodso U a salcguard that no family should bo"vlthout. Alt druggists sell It at 3c, 30c, f.nd 51.00 per bottle. PERRY DAVIS & SON, Proprietors, Provldonco, R. I. 1. Sfossoiv- .ManntaptBror.of and Dealer in ' STOVES, RAIiGES AHD HEATERS, ' Till aiii Sfee'sMroa Ware aiii General House YMiWi Goods. F.irca of habit ! Tutor In mechanics: B:5jJrf6'feMi? -If a body meet a bodr-'-' Sophomore (in Kg "A'nSvlH 'Stfff3 8 . undcrtono .mechanically), "Cming i$SMMS$Mii through the rye." VWWmMM Shakespeare modernized : Tho good die fxj VrSfi Tttr nn1n.m- 7'iuii. The had live tolio about the weath' er,uud ore spulicn of as the oldcEt lAhabi tunts. If your area frequenter or a resident ofl a.nilasinatie district, barricade you system against the scourge' of all new countries ni;ue, bilious and intermittent fevers by the use of Hop Ililtcrs. LcmsaTon, Mich., Feb. 2,1880. I have siil J, Hot) Sitters for. four yearsand there is no medicine that surpasses them for I bihnus ntiacUs,KKlney mmpininisanil many diseases incident to tins malaria! climate. II. T. Alexander. A born cashier: A devil fish with arms thirty-two feet long has been caught on the banks ol Newfoundland. What a cashier be would have made. About right: Little Tommy Skidmore cays that Indian meal is composed of oil her I roast grass hojipers or roast missionary, he doesn't remember, which. Not much choice : It Is difficult to de cide which is Ihe wotse the question Is: "Is It cold enough for you?" or, "What do you think of Ihe, Ouitenu business!" Ely's Cream Bui in Co., Owegn, N, Y. I rieass send usatoneetwo gross Ely's Cream Jtalm. We take plciiurc, ipcongralulatin'g you on Ihe siioeoss'yoii'ara having 'with the! 'Cream Balm" Catarrh and Hay Fever cure, lis salo is steadily increasing with wonderful rapidity as vou can see by our frequent orders. It is evidently an article of great merit.. Very truly, Johnston, Hollo, way A Co., 02 Arch St., Philadelphia.. march ill, ism. Mr. CD. rotter, Drugcist.Towanda.Pa, For several years I have been troubled with I Catarrh I have tried .many remedies without I much relief. Ely's Cream Halm has proved to be the nrliclo'destred.'havine wonderful results in my rase, I believe it to bo the only cure. Ii. 13. Coburn, Towonda, I'a. May 11, 1B7U. Price 50 cents. i.i nniiEi: utjiiin on nur vonji Tbnt Acts nt the annio time nn 2ES HYSE, TEE BQWSL8, ABB TIES KlQimi'S. WHY Af?K WE S8CBC? I Jlecavat ice allow Vieti gviat organi to lltcome clvnaul or lonld. and poisonmt fShwnonart therefore forced Into the blood I that should oe expelled naturally. WELL SURELY CURE KIDNEY DISEASES, LIVER COMPLAINTS, jl'ItEB, CONSTIIUTIO.V, URINARY kiscases, rnuAi.r. weaknesses, am) nt.iivous nisminrits, jlit tauelngfree aclio.i of Hum crjant and icitorlng their Xcer to throw of dlteaee. A lTliy snffer llUloiii pain and nrhe si , Why tormented with l'llos, CaniilriatlonI (Thy frightened oter disordered Kldneysl Wliycmlurfl nervous orslek heauaeheii iUsclLinXEY-WOlVTandrrjoleelnheallh. Hiaimttmin Drr Veaetiible-Form. Intia 7. cuU ono r atkasc of which ir.al.fcs tlx ;larts of J medicine. Also laXJauhllform, cry C'encen. 3 Irated, for tho-s mat cannot riac;! j i-rtyara It -"It act with equal eSlctauey i:i altlir form. 5 OiST IT OF YOUIt Dr.VGGIST. rmcE, 1.00 Wnr,LS, KICIIAIinSOS A Co.roy's, j (Will send tho dry pa .t pall.) IirsLBOTOH, VT. Mystery, cxploincd : Wliy'is it that whenever yon are looking for anything you 'ways find It in Ihe last place you lookT The reason is because you always stop lock ing when you find it. Had him; Student (not very clear as to liis lesson): "That's what the author says, anyway." Professor ; "I don't want the author j I want you I" Student (despairing ly): "Well, you've got me," No one thinks of travelling without taking along a bottle of Slue.' Syrup of Tar, Wild Cherry and Honrhound. Literal : When Fanner Budge read that I a bull painted, by Rosa Bonheur cold fori $1,000 be remarked to his wile that he did'nt I see how a coat of palnt'could an greatly en hance the value of tho animal, but if Rosa wouldn't charge him more than ten dollars I lie would get her to paint hfs bull In the spring. And h!s economical wile 'replied I that she thought he might paint it himsell and save his ten dollars. The indications 1 are now that the bull will be painted. rCleveland Plain Dea'lcr.l Mr. Theodrre tlvejy, tobacco and cigar dealer, IDS Seneca" street, was recently laid up with rheumutisin so that he couldn't walk. Alter liberal usool various prepara tions he purrhasedu bottle nf St. Jacob's Oil, I and, to use his own expression, "It was the first thine to allonl him unylliint; like re lief." lie hat complete! v recovered by !its uie. -pi I'OltTANT ASSOUhCliJlKM ! POST OFFICE liUILDlNG LEIIIQUTON', PA., has tho Largest and Most Extensive Stock of HATS, CAPS, &c. ever offered In this borouith, and to which I In vile the si ccl il attention of my customers an d the puWIo generally, as I am prepared to offer extraordinary Inducements In FAI4 AND WINTER Boots, Shoes, Hats, Caps, &c and I Invite mynumerous friends and patrons to call and examine my stock before ninkinx their purchases elsewhere, as lam prepared to give special Inducements to all (JAS1I I'OltUIlASKIIS. Remember, LEWIS WEISS 1'nst.OIHce Building, Lehtuhlcu, l'a. Sept. SO. KISB OF THE SIBRS. Improving! An ageat for the sale of tome household article altemptei to niount the steps of a house recently, but the dog came around the corner ahd took a half yard uf cloth from, the back of bis coat. The man was sliding cut, when the owner of Hie bouse camp and n?kcd : "Did dose dg bide yout" "He didn't bile me, but he ruined my coat," waa tlm reply. "My gout friend, excusu dosetiog if he did n't bide you. He s a young dog now, but by ant by ho shall take hold of soma agents and will eat der bones right out of them. He bides u mat now, bud be shall soon do much pet ter. Anon, Liquid or Dry, Some people prefer to purchase medi cities in the dry Mute en that they can see for themselves that they aie r.urelv vegetable. Others have not the limeordesire to pieiiare the medicine, aud with It already for use. T ncfomiiiodato e.ieh class Ibe ppeprie torsnf Kiiiuey-Wort now nhVr that well known remedy in belli liquid and dry forms. Bold by lirugsisls. Truth. -t- , Miscouslnii'tmn S He eat mI her feet In quiet peace- He.Iookei -into her lace and said softly i "Ah dear, I could sit hcie )ot ever." "Could you, lovef'-aiiswered ah "Yes, sweet." "Ymi a re right siifqyo'uqonld. darlfugt1' "I know it, iny uwn.". "Very well, then, you fit hfre, for,! have sn en gagemeul to go nut wth young Mr. Filz r)onrr and I won't be back this evening. Turn down the gas and fasten the uighl lalrh whrq you go away. Ta, tu, dear." And she went out, leaving him in tho aw fill "solitude nf her goneness aud his Uttlcr disappointment. Lottery Invetlors always look out for the number won. Industry always Suds something to do. So does a mosquito. Tho nhovo Is the exast representation of Ihe sewimr machine e sell for twenty dollars. Iris io eirv resneet the verv best ollhe Singer stle of mat hltit-s; tinl.hed In the best maimer, with the lairst Improvements for wtndliitr the boi'bln. tnc inom runrriiienlttyie of table with exieuslon leaf, larito ilrawers amtboiutlful ituthlo cover. It stands with out a rival. King of Simer Maiiies. We do not asa you lu pay for It until yfu see what you are I uylnic. Wennjy wish to huow that ou rcallv want to boy a machine aud are willing to pay t-0 lor the best In the market. Wrlie 'o ns sending Ihe name of you near est railroad station. Wo will rend the ma chine and itlre Inftrnctlons to allow you to examine It before you pav lor It. WILLMARTH fc CO., "it Fllbort street, Philadelphia, Pa. July.-lv. !3 S st4ss jSt.5Ee9 ?t"..52's-'.-?toa Ci5 3 J LIME AHD LIMESTONE. In the first place, limestone, mnrble, rale spar, chalk (ol rare occurrence In thlacoun try,) marl, and oysters, and other shell,nre all essentially the same in composition, how ever they may differ In texture, firm, and other particulars. Thev are all different forms of the Carbonate ol Mine) that Is, they consist nf tho alkaline earth, lime, In combination with carlxmlj acid, and in the rase nf shells, with animal m-tler. As a general thing, we only know carbonic acid as a gas. II has a weak hold of the llme.for If we drop a Iragmcnt of limestone Into strong vinegar, the acello acid of the vine' gar will unite with tho lime (forming Ace lato of Lime), while the carbonlcacid, being set free, will be seen to pita off In small bubbles. In this case we Irce the lime from its carbonio aeld.hy presenting It loa strong er acid, that of vinegar. But If instead ol using another acid to displace the carbonic acid , we place limestone, in any of iu forms, In a strong fire, tho carbonic acid will be driven off by the heat, and there will bo left simply Lime. This is called Quick .Lime, or Caustic Llme.nud by chemists Oxldo of the melal Calcium, or Calcium Oxide, Lime, then, is limestone without its carbon o acid, All Ihe forms of limestone nre very little soluble In water; lime itself Is more soluble, though bat slightly so, requiring nt ordinary temperatures about 700 times lis own weight of water, yet it gives a marked alkaline taste to water in which It is dis solved. Lime in this condition, as Quick Lime, or when combined with water, slaked" as it is called, Is much employed In agriculture A small portion of lime is required by plants, but thechicf useofllme, when applied to the soil, is to bring the vegetable matters contained in the soil into a condition in which they ean be used as plant fond. This application ofliniq as a fertilizer has long been followed by farmers, and in tnnny cases .with the most beneficial results. Within a year or so, great claims have been made for ground Limestone, es pecially by tho makers of mills for grinding some of these have asserted that it was superior to burned lime, and superior to nearly all oilier fertilizers. The question which most .interests farmers is, has lime stone, howaver fine it inny be, any value as a fertilizer? To this tho answer would bo both yes and nn. Tjpon a heavy clay soil tho carbonate of lime, or limestone In any form, appears to have a beneficial effect : it nakes such soils friable and open, so that water and air may penetrate them. While its action upin the vegetable matter In the soil is far less prompt and energetie than that of quick lime, yet Us presence, afford- ng a base with which any acid that may be present in the soil may unite is often beneficial. To exfol ground Limestone ns tho great fertilizer of Ihe age," to oven claim that it is equal to lime itself, Is a mis take. Both have their uses. It should be borne In mind by inquirers about tho valine, nfgood limestone, that many soils already contain more lime in this form than ran ever be utilized, and need tno addition. American Agriculturi&l. FARH.HOTES. An Indiana inventor has patenied a straw-stacking machine. The brown or rusty orange is sweeter nd can bo kept 'longer than the bright fruit. Sorghum seed Is readily eaten by poul try and is better for small chickens than corn. Farmers In Southern Indiana state (bat the growing wheat lioks stronger than ever before nt this season. Prices asked bv American breeders of pure-bred Polled Angus cattle areas high as $350 for cows and $1500 for hulls. Each year 12,000,000 heads of cabbage find silo in the Philadelpnla markets, and 3, t00, 000 are converted Into sour krout. Experiments are In progress In England for testing the adaptability of that country for the growth of American varieties of apples. Cockle seed will remain in the grounds many years If untouched by the plow. As soon as brought to the surface they begin lo sprout. H is now claimed that potash In1 the shape of ashes or the potash salts Is excel lent for grape vines if the fruit Is defective In color, It is reported that n guano Island has been discovered in the Gulf of California,1 near the Mexican coast, 28 miles northwest of'Puint Lolios.. Plump and yery saleable chickens can be procured by crossing a Bantam rooster on ordiuary common hens. They are not large but ofgood quality. If sulphur is well dusted around the sheds and hog pens it will effectually drlvo off lire. Dust it on the bogs also, and leave a little in the troughs for them to eat. In Algeria is a school fur training shep herds. They are instructed in all that af fects the breeding and rearing of sheep, in cluding diseases and their treatments. The Hoisteins are rapidly pushing the Ayrshires aside, being hardier and better adapted fur the butcher when their milking qualities are no longer desired, Horse radish is a profitable crop to grow, as it finds sa e at from i to fi eents per lb., unprepared. Il is bought readily by manu facturers of the prepared article, If the owner of a cow will realize that unless she pays him $5(1 ycorly In clean cash she Is kept at a loss he will soon become in teresled in Improvement of stock. Professor Riley thinks that immunity from tie ravages of the Ilessiau fly may be expected fur several years, as the beat and Irought ol last summer killed large numbers f them. One of the latest theories advanced is that apples are more nutritious than (iota toes, and In Cornwall, Eng., workmen say they can work better on the fruit than on Ibe vegetable. -It has been ascertained that where eggs are sold by the pound, that they vary iu weight from one to four ounces. The aver age weight of a dozen eggs is twenty-three and a half ounces. During the week ending February 4 there were shipied from America and Ca nadian ports to England 651 live cattle, 9C0 sheep, 0072 dressed qusrleri of beef and 2, 152 carcasses of mutton. HOOFINO ntiil SPOUTITVn done at short notice-aud nt Lowest Cash Prices. livcrrhlndot STOVE cltUTns.and FlltS nniUKS kept constantly on hand. Store on SOUTH Street, A few doors abovo Bank St, LEUIGIITON. I'atronaire eollcited- Oct. 6 )1 .SattstacMrn guaranteed... A. 1). MOSSIilt. WHY! WHY! Yotf should go to Dr. C. T. Horn's CENTRAL DRUG STORE, 13 E CAUSE Ho personally attends to his business. He has tho experience of medicine. Ho has the best and purest Drugs and Chemicals. Ho has one price to all. He has tho best goods for t)io least money. He has all the Popular Patent Medicines. IIo has the beet.Horso and Cattle Powder. Ho has the best wines and cigars. Ho keep .the best Old Rye Whiskey lor medicinal purposes. He has the latest patterns In WALL PAPER. Ho has a full line of Cntnps and Lamp Fix. tures. He has a lull line of Toilet and Fancy Ar lleles. Hoibuys and sells fos cash. Call and he convinced that tho above rea. sons are correct, and oblige O. T. HORN, M. I)., Leuekel's llloek. 'Opposite the "Carbon House." Sept in, 1831-ly. lest fcnMnn''3 iinw beforo ihep'tii tie. Ynu rnn n ait luoiiov f.iatcr r.t voirt fur in tlmrt at. ftnv thins Hsn. Onpital not iiei'dpd Wo wTl fta. r tiiu $12 a day ami upwards undo nt li nv iij- tiii in dtisttiDiift. Jroa, wmi oh, toys ami tifriK wanted ovprj'whoro tt woiv for nn, Tsow.st.i'' tnno. You cau wm k in npnre tm cnt rr ixiyi v.ur-, whole I'meto Ho Liu neat.- You cu in eat home and do tlin wor. So o'.lv r bnn'netn w t tny rou nearly ns well No mi can f.iil nt minir VDorruons piv tv i'i,r.tfni 01 riu'o. Ut Outfit nnd terma frort Mcnev mndo iM, cpm ly nix! lionunudy. Address Tiivv. & Co.. An. KHeta, Malno. tlcciOyl - Inventors will Advance their Interests by EmploYlng-an Experienced Attorney resident In Unlhlnfrlon. 1. A. Lehinann. Solicitor of American and Foralirn Paten's. Washing ton, 1). O.. has hnd jcais of siiecessful Prac tice, nnd was formerly an Exomlner or I'a tentsln tho Patent UfAce, All bunlnefs tw fore the Courts or tho Department i r. in ( l ly nttended to, Kco contingent upon success Send for Circular. Aurll xa-tf-cor. PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM. The Pest. Cleanert rtrdmost Ixononucal Hair Dressing. Bfcvrrrailtu Restore .the youthful colur to my naif. 51c and Ftorcslon Mafia A ln'tv ntntf jnHlni;1y fiipr-ii I n-l t udnt pr fi.ui. rrt?3 anJ ie. A Pure Family Medtckc that Never Intoxicate. I f you arc a mechanic or former, worn on t with overwork, or n mother run dou by family or iiousciio.u uuiics iry j-akuer ft VjiNGrlt iOMC If you ore a lawyer minister or husine1 ian exhausted hy mental strain ornnxiomciretdo not tale intoxicating stimulants, tut use 1ar kfrs Ginger Tonic. blood or nerves you can Lc cured ly I'ahksr's Cikgcr Tonic, If you nre waiting away from age, rii!p-rion or any disease and required stimuLnt take Gin GKR'i'oMcat once; itwHlinvigoraiatSc build yon up from the first dose but wi'l never intoxicate. It has saved hundreds of lives; it may save yours. . 1I1SCOX A CO.. 1(3 WUIiain CU Nrw Yk. 10c. out dotW iU, St ll (UsUrt In nvMliclta-. CHEAT SAVING EUVINQ POLLAR SIZE. A. A. THOMAS. Corner Ninth ami F Streets Washington, l. O., attends to I'en. slon ami llaek I'av. llouutv Claims collect' eft. Contend Ini.d Claims, Mlnaral and Aurlcul'ural; otien leil to b-rore "he lieiart' mnit of ihe Intxrlor and Supreme Court. Land Scrip and Additional Homesteads i'Ur caassl and sold, Avrll 23-tf-tr. cirl was POSITIVELY CURED BY Benson's Capcine Porous Plasters Reasons Why ttiey nve Prercmd t All Other Vorous Vlastcra or Hxternat UeraeiMcst JEO-Bubscrlbe for the Aptocsti only $1 a year, and then you receive as a premium a toolc entitled "A Thousand Facia." Rheumatism, disordered blood, Rcner a! debility, and many chronic diseases pro nounced incurable, are oilen cured by Brown's Iron Hitters. Jflret. Because they possess oil the merit ot the strcui:ib;nlng porous plaster, and contain In ad diiloii thereto tlia newlv discovered powerful am active veiretmhlu combination which arts with fit. creased rubefacient, stimulating, sedative aui! rtnntmn lr4tiit rffrtm Second. , Ttceansa ther are a irenlllne nharmcceutlcal nrrr. Third. Eocanso Ihcj are tho only plasters that rclluv fourth. Decsuso llnjr wl'.l positively cure diseases whlc: otner remeaica wui 1101 even reueve. rifth. Tteeano orerrOOOnhvslcians anddrncdstahavi Toluntarlly testlfled that they are euiierlor to alt otucr piaatcra or mcaicince sor exienuai use, Sixth. Eecanse tho rasnnfactnrers have received the only medals ever clveu lor porous plasters. Benson's Capcine Porons Plastei SEABURY &. JOHNSON. aianniactunne unemuis, new turic. -DcfinUipn by Jules yor- Inc: 'Sold!cr of Fortunc-- Ope without nny." Ho who is nshamcd of his poverty will snrely be ar- ' ' I til- logarn. 01 ins wcau.11. Flowers Bwceten the nir, rejoice the eye, link us with nature and innocence, and are something' to love. Three degrees of mining speculation Positive, mine; comparative, miner; superlat ive, minus. The Governor of Wis consin nn noun ccs that State as entirely out of debt, with n balance in the treasury of $117,000 The Yonkcrs Gazette savs that a woman calls her husband Moon, because he gets full so regularly. Only once a month, t When a man is honcsb simply because it is his policy: to bp so, he, is already saving up money with which to buy Ins ticket to the penitentiary. Fir&t Freshman to second ditto: "Did you get her photo while you were away V- Sec ond Freshman: uWell-ah, the fact is she gave me her nega tive." A man intruded into an Irishman's shanty tho other day. "What do you want?" asked Pat. "Nothing," was the visitor's reply. . Then you'll find it in the jug where the whisky was. While a Cairo being led to the altar her glass pyc dropped out and her lover fainted dead away. He had courted her for two years with out suspecting that her cute look was of glass. One of the most delicate bits of humor in the Bible is Ilosca's description of Eplj riam as "a cake not turned." The prophet didn't want to hurt Ephriam's ffoling by calling him "half baked." x-i-A magazine writer savs that ,'Mip two thumbs in all the whole wo"ld are exactly alike." And who said that they were'? These "writeis" and "scientific persons" are always arguing away at pro pose ions which nobody dis putes. The best way to test a man's honesty is to send him a newspaper one year, and "if he is honest he will pay for it, if not, lie will inform the post master that he don't want it any longer, and then moves away to cheat some other newsnapcr publisher. James A. Garfield, in a college letter which has just icon published, says that ii he ained nothing else by a col- ege course he would at least id himsell of the "reverential nve wnicn lie nau n ir in uie past toward a man with more lccpskin than sense." "What was the immedi ate cause of his rapid fortune!" asked a mutual friend. "Oh, ic advertised steadily in the paper that .went turpeny 10 the people," was the sugges tive rcplv. "Good." said the other, "I shall carry the news to Marv." Why they do not speak : Brown: "1 never consider a dinner perfect without soup, always have soup when 1 dine." Fogg. "And do you ever have anything else 1" The matter of age: Fair bride of nineteen summers What can they all see in crl I'm sure she's over thir ty, and no woman is worth . ... .. . .. r ng at alter that. Ma tron (age unknown.) "Nor worth speaking to belore, my dear ! An open question: Bridget (looking at the picture over the mantelpiece), "wnati thim, marml" Mrs. Dotonart "Those aro cherubs, Bridget.1 "Cheerups, is itl Mary Ann envs ns how thev was bats and T S...!nn UnM.!n' el 1 .1 buy a nulla, uuiwu mv. "Respectfully announces, to hoi' lady friends that she has jijst 'received a1 Kwt ' full .li'ue of the latent pubfieKcni?. novelties in FALL & WINTER MILLINERY GG0BS, Including; Hats, Bonnets,, Flowers, nibbens, Feathers, Notions; and DRESS Tlt'lMMlNQS NEW GOODS RECEIVED 'WEEKLY. All work done In the latest style, and most durable manner, at the lowest cash crless. , HTOItllt at the Intersection of HANK STREET and BANK'WAY. I.EIIlciltTON. pa. iprllSO, usi-yl. CARBON ADVOCATE PIiAlN AND FANCY .BOKs JTO PBIfflHHB HQDSI DAffKW AT, a shert distance above the Lehtith Valley R.R. Depot, . LEHIGHTON, PA. We are sew fully prepared te execute every description er PRINTING, Irem a isitins Cardto aLarge Poster! Tosters, Handbills, ' Dodgers, ' Circulars' Shipping Tags, f v ,, Cards, ( ' BUI Heads,' ' ' I - .1 1 t T ' I ' Letter Heads. ' " ' ''FeteHea'ds;1' ' """ " Enrelopcs, t . ... - ' " 1 ' i Statements, - Programmes," , - Pamphlets. &.C., &c., In Best Manner, at. .1 Li -V. Reasonable Prices ! HOLiatS: . L188L Irs. C. BeTSGHIRSCHSRT rAiriceso he friends and tfcr ircnerallT. that she Is new recelflns) and opening for Ihelr Inspection larger slock than ever ot the very latest noreltles to- A KEAD'3 Medicated CORN aad BUNION PIASTER wings. Inferential: Said Brow to r orsr, wno naa oeen in dul"ing in some of Ins vagar ies: ."Excuse my mentionin. it. but now that we are alone let me remind you that there are always a fool and a critic iti oven' comnanv." "Two is si'tiall company," replied Fogg "but why do you call me a critic V The New YorlSUN, for 1882. Tnil SDK fur 1882 will make Its fifteenth annual revolution unucr me present mannire. tnent, shlninit, as always, for nil. hljr and 111. tie, mean and rracUus, contcntid anil un happy, liepubllrnn and lletnocratlcdepraved .ml vl.,n... IhoIK..... .11.. n. Su.i's lluhtlsfor minklnd ami womanlctn.l of erory sort) hut Its genial warmth Is lor tho good, while It Mturs hot discomfort on Ihe unsierinir oncas 01 tne persistently wicked, , The Huh ot 1889 was a newspaper of a na klml IM ,.hUI M..n. .rn.. multltudo of the superfluous words ttiiifVh' as. es of ancient Journalism. It un Icrtook tore port In a rcsh, succlnct.nnoonventlonnl way all tho news or the world, omitting nocrcnt ofhuman Interest, and'comiuentlnK upon nf. fairs with tho Icarlessnes of absolute Inde. pendenee. The succees of this experiment was tho success or Tint Son. It effected a permanent change In tho style of American newspapers. Every Imporlantjnurnal estah. llshod In this eooniry In tho dozen years past has been modelled afier Tub Hun. Kvorf Important Jouraal already cxlsilng has been modified and bettered by the forco of Tim SDK's example. TnK Swn of 1882 will he the same outspoken, truth. telling, and Interesting ncwtnaiier. 1ST a, liberal use of tho means which an' auunoani prosperity allows, we shall make It better than eref before. We shall print all the news, putting It Into readable shape,and measuring lis Import nice. not by the traditional yardatiek, but by Its real Interest to the people. Distanco from uaro is not tho a r si con- Toys & Fancy Goods, Suitable for HOLIDAY PRESENTS fef Young nnd Old. Rich and Poor,. Don't fall to rail early nnd secure first ohole ahd ball bargains. She also calls their Btteotloa te ller New, 1. ares aud Elegant assortment at NOTIONS, comprising Underwear, Berlin and r)erma town Wools, Hosiery, Imported and ll mcstlo Ribbons Gloves, Flowers and n One assortment of New Designs IN FANCY ARTICLES Also, In connection with the above, a fait and complete slock of Or.RMAX FKU1TS, LIMIIUROER CHEESE. Cntitlji-s & Confoelloni, togotherwlth n variety of Goods not general. Iv kept In nny olho' stnreln town. lf)ond hot see what you want, ask for It. A sh-lre of publlo patronage Solicited, aad perfect satlrliietlun guaranteed In prlee and quality of goods. Second St, 2 floors above Iron, Nov. 58, 1881-mJ. LEHIOHTON, T. Priming House Sou rl-leralion with TmbSuk. r A A WIlrnnTcr nnv. thing happens worth reporting wo got the parilcnlara, whether It happens In Brooklyn or Bokhara. In inline wo have decided opinions ; and rre aceiismmed to , xprcss them In Ianeuatre that kan be understood. Wo say what wo ininK anniit men and evonts. That habit is the only secret of I'll K SDN'a pnllilcal course. 'I'hk Wksklv Sun nut her? In oelght pages the best mnlter ot the ternn ilaliy Issues. An Agrlculturvl llcpannient ofunequalled mer It. lull market reports, nnd n liberal propor tion of literary, selentllle, and domestic In. tellUenee coim lfte Tin (Vkki.lt Sou, an-l initio It the btst newspa er lor tho farmer's household that was ever unfiled. Who does not know nnd rend and like The riuNPAY tu. each number or whloh is a itidcinida of Interesting literature, with tho best i iietiyortlio day, pro.e every lino worth r ading, news, homo mnlter enough tu fill a goi.il. sited hook, and liifluliely more rarlid unit entertaining ihnii any Ihk.k, big or littb-f 11 our men 01 ninit a neaspaper snould lie pin ses yuu, send lor Tub rjttt. Our terms are as ollws: For tho daily Si-m, a lout-page sheet of , " ru, r iiii until iii up, i no prico oy man, pnpi p-iid, Is bb corns a month, or fOfiOajear; rr lneluding tlm Sunday papir. an eight. pngi rheet ol ttltv-slx eoluiiuis, iho price Ixf6 rents per inotith, or e? 70 a year, postaae paid, Thoctumtay tdlilon ol Tim m Is also fur nli-ln.il separately at il -JOayear.postage p 1 1.1 The pneoorthu Wlkklv Svh, eight pages fflly.stx coluill' s. Is f 1 a venr. liostnuu iml.i. r or elulu ol ten sending $10 we will send an i-Aira cupy nee. aiuitlss 1. W ENOI.ANlt, I'uhllher of This ati.s, New York City, Nov. 2.vi8, JUSt LET ME SHOW YOU" mt. pootb's HAND-BOOK OF HEALTH HUTS And Heady Jttrtpee, TVorth $2S. Coat 3Sr. Bv th. talbor f "Tliih Home Talk" aD "Uisl cat. Coumos Eaair." 1o Q raoKSof Ati.wthut mil- it.siis A.O .nd UiyIb.1 for C.f of Chim All' mnU a -.I.nhl. book trn.r.rnt f.r wf F.rnHy. Only 25 m. Sj mill, rrIA. lb. Iltid bws eoat.lo. th.ftni llr ftnt f..r .11 ..Motif, Common 8bm Cmbo mnn III., Ilrrlenle CBrtllr MMinrei, II.V M Avnll Und..lr.bl. Lblidrrn, Knnckt W.MIl Knowing, ll.nu ea ll.Utnr, Mnralnr. (te Flck, on Em.nrntir, HlnU fr rrrnS Wom.n, 1or.th.r with Mn T I trTt.nt Formule of Dr. FnoTS. nnd ntb.f .kj.l.lM of hltth rrpnl. nnd dirrcllont S.r wrnnnrh-n food lor lu-lnlldi. rw-AUENTS WANlt-'. Hurray Hill Puotisnlng Co, 129 East ZSA Ctreet, III Ink City. CHRONIC -flnyt normlar lioolcon nn social and eexnil science, TLAlx piuhs mnrSed out by tbatr Homp: Talk akd MliliiCAL Common Bensk. Nearly 1,000 iges, so llHmnitloiw; Uy Dr. II. II. Po- te. lhirchasers are en titled to free consultation, either In person, or by mall. A f,S.23 book reduced to 81.50. imkinir IttheCllEARR' Hook In tho I:noi.iii or oiiuman Language. IS pare U.mtents Tabii-s I n-c Wo nlo send tree samples of 1m. l'iKlTK'8 HKAi.TiI SloSTiH-Y with list ol neatlr J,w) premium : P0 eents n venr. " Jiuitiusr RILL 1'UnLlHUINO CO., N.Y. city.. CUT THIS OUT! We have stores In 1 5 loadlnff Cities. from which our ageuts obtain their roprUei atdcklr- uur imc lories aim i'rinciiiiii unices mn mm j;ric, V.u tieud lor pur New Cat a loan and ion 1V3. N. LOVELL Our Factories nutl Priiictiml Onicem mtm mi riuj to turenta Aauress 312 Lackawanna Av SCRANTOM, PA Can be cared brthtBMftf Dr.II. Jatnea CnnM IiiUU-a ltcmedlea. For Hook, TtslimonUli. ,tc. Artiii vaA Cuapdock A Co., 11Q2 Itace St.. Fhlltu. Tm. No Pate nt No Pay. PATENTS obtained for Iuvcntor in th United State Canailannd Europe, at rtMuccdratcn. With our principal olllcu located In Wnshlnirton, directly t-ppusttc the Untred States Patent OTslce, wu are unit) tu attend to nil p.tttnl tuiintitt wil( urt'iih r protnptnuii and de. rputeli ntid at ids c-si than otht-f patent al- tornoa ulio uto a,t a tlliiance from Wash- Inglon, and rhn have, thrrclore., cinjiloj "aqjocUteaitoriH'iB " We make prcllinhiary rxaiuiiiatlonM and furnlPh opinions an to wu tcnln tillhy, Trro ofcharxe, and all nlm nre interested In tuvr Inventions and patents are luvltid tt cend for a mpy ol uur "Oulde fur ohialultig- 1'ateriti," whl.h Is sent frco tn any a IdreM, and contains com letu Insttnc ttons hovr to obtain patents and other vnlua tie in tier. We rolcr to tho German-American Natlnnil Uatik, WnehiiKton, 1, 13.; the lfoynl Rwedli1!!, Norweatan and IJanlith Luica tluns, nt Wiii-Iilnglou : Hun. Jus. I'acey, Uie I ll IS I II.il ilw.l I f (,,, ST sal fflilllMW t.a II. I U:ticlHl.i or the li. S Patent OirU'f.'i.ml tu ISc tutor nnd Jleiiilcrs of Coi.urens from Ciery State. Address: l.OTJJS II AOGKIt H CO., So lloltura ut Patents and Attf-rnes at l.aw,I.a Droit Jlulldln, Wabiilnoton, it, ). Saloon Eeepsrs anil Ofes, l)ont (all lo Lu )our Chnmpaigno Pear Cider, lccr, Root licer, ... i - Nectar, Porter, &c, , This Riding Sair Machine U iramnt4 to saw oil a 2 toot log in 3 ratnntei, and i costs less money than any other Saw , Machlno. Wo ore tho first firm isba -vy.mantlfactnrodthes n(jTmachlnea In Jjnar iS" B lea. ad &t cresent own the only leesl rishtoltliosamo, 5ccd for our fros circular. Unitod titatos Manl'g Co.. 'Washington. P. C. lADIESfHE MOUSE Lngcr ' K OF. "WHY Every Dairy FafnierProduccr and Dealc'r in 'Dairy 'l'mrucls shoulil Subscribe for Tie AMERICAN DAIMM, IlEOAUSKIt is the only paper which In any way attempis to cover tun special neiu nf cominurelal entnrfirisa. DEUA.USK It Is tlx only publication In which are to u. louna rereiany. anu wiiu cer tainly, reports oltlie proeeeillDa; ofall Iralrvmen Asoclallons. I1EOA USE It It IS the only medium through wulch priKluoers ana ncniors in nuiier, cheese ant dairy products are enabled to communicate wiiu each ilier on tppies eonnecied with their inuttta! Interests. DEUAUSU It Is the only means by which new inventions tor tas uairv cau ue brouatltlllreetly to the attention of the nnceina elass for whom tbev aredcslicned. BEUAUSr.lt fiabts frauds andmoonlilles of every Ulna, and contenas lor lair piay anu falrdeallnxln the markfts ol the world. DEUAt'SK the most prosperous and sue cesilul dairymen la all parts er the eoun BEUAU.SK no .i.lrymen ran afford to be wltbeut It. Ixnorance purchased by the savlDK ofll-SO per year will, In the end cost many times inas amouai. "The. American Dairyman" is Published everv Thursday, tor i.su perycar, posi n'ulrl. SinnU mniea. I-tVe Cents. All couiiuumnttliini shouM be adilresseil tu J. E, CLABK, FalJlistier, S and 7 JlUftllAY 8lreet. K. Y. P. O. Box (IU. febltf PAD JGMS" T U tVemntluus tn act asSnlieitora Tor Pat' eols, Caveats, Trade Marks. Coiiyrii;lils.eic., e 1TI,..1 OI..I.. e....l, nuliu. Vlli, lor uie uiiiicu w-., land, France, Germany, etc. Wo 6av bail vutUTV.WlVB TUB, EXeXalBKOK. Polenta obtained IhroucU us are notice-1 inn large In iIia Rnraripic Auraioav. and epfendid Illustrated weekly paiierjIJ.Zll n V.9F. atinura ins im cress iiDciriicc.i nn -Subscribe for the Advo- "a5V ..monk m' co ' XmbZw . ilwi nnlv nnnrr pnthelv I iLnrai, Publishers nf Scissrino Auiricax, GATE, tne only paper tium-iy jt New yotk IIttod bouk abo(U prmiCtl IU lllU tuuut), l-aleau seui iree C. B0ETTGER, TAMAQUA, Pa Aug. 13,'18l-Iy. To a EMPLOYMENT run alu Household Article nil fe poor as vrellas ihe rich, the old ns xrt J- as the Tounir. the wife, as well ns the hus band, the yon n sr rotiMen os vroll as thv yotniK man. the fjlrl as well as tho hoy. may juit us well earn few ddlnrs In lionwst cuinluyinent. as tu sit around the houso and wait f"roth- ers iq C4rn U f'T them. We can ui" jou cm- piO)inrnt. all the time, or dunn your arc livuic triisj iiuiimiiUs liijvui will iviA.s bur hood, atnonic jour friends and soquami ances, Ilyoudo ntti cure Tor employment we can Impart ralunhle Intonnatlnn 10 you Irce of cos1. It will co-t vou only one cent loi a postal curd to wrllr (or our I'rospeclus.nnd It may he the means of urn kin ou a Rood many dollars. Do not neuleet IhU onnortunltr. You dc jiot hare to Inrest a lars;e sum ol money. nni run.tnt.riaK 01 ioiiok u. xou ui rt''iin pee ttat It will bo an rosy ma ter to innki troui jl0 to $10, a week, and estivblish a lu. era t Its, nnd independent buslncir,honorable str.iiicnuorward anu promauio Aiirnn u this matter NOW, lor there IsMONKY IN IT for all who entriitre with us. We will sur prise you and iou will wonder why you i.eTei' wrote iu ui ucwrv, k bkiiu rvi.u iaui.u- vtAna FBicir. Address (Namo this paper.) Marium. Uuio, sH 9 Tho ONLY BOOK UI Of tho kind B I ftWDV I Watbinctot. 10 the prewnt time, with over ao Steel rurtrtiw 1 of the Ladie of the White Houe, with view of nur Uie 1 Homes of the Trcsidents. This Is the most hUMi published, genu wanted scad fof CiicuHn, with futt rartleulirs.to RRlint FY A M Ds.hrt.h.r. KS?a CSKcrth4thSL.FhIladelphubPtr & ITIOItPIIINK Treatise on thplrl wpdvruroSKNT Pn.KlLn.J Thlrty-SIt Vnrtettrt of Cabbipe s of Corwf tffef Cmnm ber t 4i of Melon i 3) of Teas 1 sa of Sent t i of Squ4Bk 1 tmf ot uect ar.n 40 01 i omato, wun otnet vanenn m m Uf ee portion of which were crown on my fi ewJ fm. wftf bs found In my Vegetable ood Flower See4 OataWa fori ttH3. Sent FRKH to all who apply. Custwaeft ef U Season need not writs for it. All Seed told ray tmbUafc ment warranted to I both fresh and true to name, w fu. et ihould It prove ottierwiie, I will re All the rdf gratia. Tae o-tdnisl InlroOuecrof Earlr Ohlsand HarbaakFeia to-sv, Mnrblthcmt Carlr Corn, the Hubbard Ko. ilntbteh il Cubba rbtniiyg Melon, and ikwiaf other new VN-peuMfs, 1 Invite the patronage of the piMk.' New Vegelttlc a Specialty. Jam co J. EI. CrcsTy, Marblebead, lfa4V For sotmcRir, wiiiuwa. fathcra. mat bar J mrtiu 1 liuiujitJom nttt d. l"atiai alva loaiof fauiiitr. lull. Ya tsr ritn:ur. riaua JtVytri in1 avla.r e .ikb. tu IM'UEAtll 4 VpEfflUWsrV. IMTr..N l t .ryd far Uf .1.1- oitiicra tunii warrant! prurnria. kwafnt ill H for en. "and aaltl, Mlf auj hair apply far raar rlRhtt ittonre. ."end v atatiip (01 l'railn mum lUuttty law a. MnWaiitl 101 1 rue t lout. Kav tlt by iAr, VVetuu refer lo thtmaandiof t'cniiaatre1 u tienn. AU'irvsa e. nsuriaipna Vv,si .n aiuiBWn.UA U.S.Cittu.tty'.ikIt.i1.1J In Anu Tftttim. A O-n .Sf jeiinrj iis.rljlU, 8 f n tn 111 In C Osffl lUXsJivittrM tOUjmt'f tin mot Inthtrtku' mm lia OOK MCENTfll ROlDBIKSI O er iT.ni.T lu in. "ii-i. rvr.n tv..::v i-AOEiH rui Li.ff(") licsien-. i-n. Ejf! ha. M'J s no im i.c 11 fcj hi a CARLETON'S REASURY ll IriMlat'M. Kitt r Cnh rwl!r aria Ma m niy'a wwtlli. AOKSTM WaiiltHt. tsrttialvsi TmltPtT, Iho vV'taTJr CIren!-a Or rntrfmnl Kfltirfrdpft, ;V I. JlIiACIC. No. 8 Soutli 4lh Etrcct, rhilsdelpbU- Kept. 'it.'tnO. $500 Rewrd I WE will liar the abnre reward for any ess ofLlrer Ooinulalut, l)ysivpsia. Kick llea.l acbe, iDdlsestl in, Conttlpillun ur llo Irenes' we cannoi cure wun est i.irrr vkviuui fills, when the illreetlons are strictly coin. ilM with. They are purely V'eKetaMo. ami never fall to aire tnilsractlon Suirari'outeil LarKe boxes, cuntalnliitr ao rills, tb cents Kor sale by all lirugiilsi. Ueware of coun terfeits ami Imitations. The iri-nulne mann laetured only by JUIW tl. WKsr H CO "The 1111 -Makers " 181 fc 13 W Jlailisoi St., UIiIcuko. Free trial packaite snl b onll preiwld on receipt ol 3 cent, stamp Smith Kline U Co., Wholesale Aicrnla riillu-lelphla. I'a. seit.iil. '8My. $66 wpclc in vonr own town. I Ou Hi lioo. -o rmk. Even- hnriew. usMitaitot equi v Ve wtllJuiuuh vou oien In . Mauv aio iu. lee fur liip-s s.anlr rusie as iiiucUis luen.atia tioi and mil-lunke gr-..it )iut l:ecer ifrouvcai. . bn'ln ra atwlnci roai-an m u c ct al ihe tin e vou ur, w tie lor partlcu a a t M. LULLETr d: Co., l'orl and, Me. no 0-yi (p"Job Printing neatly, cheaply and promptly execut ed at this c-mce. uive us a trial an,d be convinced. " IE MAH " Great Rock Island Ms!" EtanOs premlnenl among the ureal Trunk lint, tl 0m West tor belnu the most direct, quickest, ul salesi a counectloi the great Metropolis, CHlCAOf), sad U Eastxcx, Konrn-EisxiBH, Boornims and eT KisTisx u, which teruilnat. there. wlt Xawss Citt, LrvNW0RTn, Atcuisox, Cooxcii. tixm and Ostiiu. the ooMMaaoiii. exxraas treaa tai radiate EVERY LINE OF ROAD that penetrates the Continent from UeMUsearlBtrer to the Tactic Slope. The Chicago, Ml Island & Pacific Miay, I. (I.AAntw 1 1 a fmm OT.I'.im nvnlnir trrV lata! nr whltU, by lu own road. n-4il.s th. pyals . eo-VKlCTloxal Ao hwltlUna l iU-fHia-iut or titan car; ns eftrv pafenoer it ciinwd in rjisuv eUan nnd tenUlotaf aiachet, vpon rait Btrrtm luvCAas of unrlvsll msgniacenee. reLusssr Talacb SLEKriNQ Cars, and our on world-Wmon). DiKisa Cabs, upon which mtsls are served U : surpa.sed eiccl'eni e, at the low rate of SavasTT-rlvjs Coti each, Itn ample time for healthful '.,!t; Tlirough Cars between Chloigo, l eorta.MUwa.aj, and Misijorl luv.r pol .tst and ch-s. eonuecUoasaa polnu of luterwcUon with oilier rosdA. MVetlckctlde not forget W')?1"' VZ-iKtuT of lmnortsnce In Kansas. Jrbrotk, ll-sci. 'Ilu. WyotXi UtV "diho. Nev-ds, 0U.Ottg. VVa.hlnBtoa Territory, Colorado, ArUoaa and Jtsw WAs!hbcral arrsnsemenu recmrdinr bifrws a. other llne?aud Tf.lcsof Ur. u lowi MCOisp.tf- ton. wlio furnish but a tube of the cuinfort. tatheUnludfetatesandCsiisds. j) R. R. CABLE, Via Pxa't and Cn- Manait'i CUfiaaw E. ST, JOHN, Ou.nt.ui rurv ia
Significant historical Pennsylvania newspapers