3 liTMOHOUS. Woman imposes nml twin rIU up nnd (?lt llili yrar. Thn Imrdrat kind of 'clmajn to pet ovrr Mrrnm. ' IVi.t iin il in wlllnnil u nnnio nynony ,mmiB with iin omnibus 'Atiquyniinis 1 Kruiaa krcp. nobly In llm van of iCMIItntlon, Her Ktnto trpiisiiriT Is In Ja.ll. Elllm Hitttllt cnn drive a iloc out of, Ills ynnl,ln tliltty-twn laiigiififipc. Tl0 extreme lielglit of misery Is n .little lioy with n new pnlr of iiidher boots, and no mud or slush In reach. It la n tlilli ejjeusp for a yqunii Indy to Ho alifil until tilni) o'clock In tins, mottling Uvea u. ho tlls Is sleep year. A breiMl of iIobs without tails line Mom ilhcoveii'd In A.frlcn, aii'l how tho tnlfchlevous hoys thrio utlllzo old tin .kettles nticl fruit catis, wo cannot pretend to say. The Sandwleh Islands nrn coIiir to adopt a new ling, hut they can't decide whether lo takn n erny hot so blanket or an old vest with tho hack ripped out. Before- his tnarrlape, llionglino prais ed the artistic wanner In which his wlfo "banged" her hair. Now he com plains of tho cruel maimer In which she bangs his hcud. A gentleman totto np to n, pitWIe lirjiiie In the country and asked : "Who l the nialer of this lioue?" "1 nm, fir," replied the lamllotd ; "my wife tiled nbdut three weeks ago." Half the people who are mnkl.ng thta uproar over the exclusion of the llllilo I rum the public schooK eould'ut tell on their own lespotnihlllty whether tho book of Genesis was written by bt I'aul or Hamlet. "Exploring wnlft places," said John Henry, as he pill Ida arm around the pretty rhamhermatd. "Navigation of Jliu "air," said Mrs. Henry, overhear ing Mm, nnd sallltij; into bis raven curls. Ths Daily Patriot, Till: NHWHPAPntt 111' CKNTflAI. PUNN bVLVANjA. PUHLISIIED 1 VRrtV MOKN1NO. KXOHPTUU. 1 BUN- UKMOCUAHd IN l'OMHCp. Criilti- ilio iite.t New from oil pails of 111 world -I burnout r clln'ilc liiiiiurnniiTO'l"lll iiituH C'liinii'lriil bona- -i nrmct mill lull Mur mil Itepntti. complete Loral Int"lllRei-,riv l-ll I t .-.la on (.'n'rri' ii Tnple 1'ernoilo. and Mum Ull. It.. . . .......... .1. .... U Jm 1 Mno 'la' iiui Ant''!-'9 m n l tho -Uiluinnr ,.ipl HrlcitMl IIK8T AIIVHHTISINH MI'plWU IN CUN rilAIPl!.NNH I ,VAMA. Tonus ill tho Dolly I 03. 'ii pc rupuiu, cash III ndruticu 1 Tho Weekly Patriot la n tnrire nlu'At ol elirlit nilgi.nntnlnln;r forty. loui. vi i.m'ri.iure ijuunl nl tUo neat picltt roltitunn if limltm pewited In LtU'rulure Arrricu'tuio.nmi tun minim inicti'M or me peont I'miMSOFHIE WKKfcXT WO per Dllllntll for Ull' 41 on. mull liur l:u tdllloei.tiai 4cnllliN ll 10 each 111' o cpiee. tLxi ecu tierniiEii r milium i 10 routes. 1.10 oncu ii'r milium i zicnpitt, FliJ enon mini ' M rninpa 'Jl rta nn.,di lull nninini: 1 Po e.iah must In nil cisea iictompi'nv tlio in itr. All club pick uo will bo ndoti's'Od only mi dm outside vttippLr In olio pci-noii. Tho lan-tngo mi I hp Daily nty! Wi:kkly mil In nil cnaoa bo piepaid by tlio tub ishei. Hnnlltiinies must be iiunlo bv 1. O. onlor. rcjifti'iwt liutr ni cliiicU iinj'nbli' In llm nnler nl l lii) I' ii l I n 1'iilMlohlliir C. Muncy i'iilril-te'1 lo tli'i inllB srlll bo lit tliu llek of (liuneuilcr Aililrt'M rAXUIOT rUllLIIHINH CO., Dec. 25. IIiuriKljiiit;. I'". LP .WITH AM) II 031 1 The majorlly of pins found In the fiweeplngs frnui .tho Dresden Union School hntist) lire bunt In n j'ecullnr laslilon, suggesting ,:i sudden ascent of pupils nhout to occupy tlio recitation seats. A philosopher bi'tng asked what was the first thing necessary toward win ning the love of a woman, answered, " An opportunity." nismark Is baldhcadej, but you don't catch any .German newspapers saying tha,t Airs. Hlsmark Is n jilgh-tcmpcred VTomau, or making any jokes about baldhcads generally, fhe balijlieaded are looked up to. Why should tho beelilvo bo taken n.3 nn emblem of Industry? Not a beu Is to be seen all .tho U'Juter long, whllo the cockroach la up at live o'clock In morning and never goes to bed till mid night. Let's ch.ango tills thing. The moment of tlio greatest agony In a manager's life Is'wh.en he niut n"J u mature leading lady til lake nn old wo man's part. Tho only way to d'o It Is to wrlto tho uoto and leave town for nix months. Cruz Lopez, a former pensive peanut vender of San Frnnclsco, Is now the wildest bandit on the JIcxlciui border lie went to tho bail tieciuiio every po- nccninn or millionaire that pased his Biaim stole a nut with an nlr in nDsu.ic tlon. " Vhat do you mean, you little rascal?" exclaimed nn Individual to an Impudent youth who had seized him by the iiom on ljio street. "Oil, niilhlng only 1 am going cut to seek my foitune, nnd my father told mo to seizo hold of the first thing that 'turned up.' " A citizen of Macon, Ga., who kept up his New Year's calls until nfter dark, says that a dog on the f rent stoop Is a very poor substitute for a door mat. Ho dose'nt remember whether ho nU down on the substitute or not, but his pantaloons nccin to be somewhat worn behind. A doctor and a military officer be came cnamorei) of the samo lady. A ft lend asked her' which of tlio two sui tors she Intended to favor. She ro pl)ed that " It was difficult for hr to dcterpiine, for they were such killing creatures." A man in a small town In Maine re cently wroto to the Hpston Handel and llayden Society, asking liow much they would charco to comu down there and give a concert. Tho reply was that It would be cheaper o bring the town to X1UBLUU. A country paper, In speaking of tho street-organ playing of a 6oldler, with out arms, who worked tho crank with his loot, happily eays, " His playing was far above the usual averago j be tnrew ms sole into it." Chicago Times : Tho Hew Talmago tiled 'to buttm a fifteen Inch collar around a sixteen Inch neck-band tlio other morning. Since then he has not asked, " Why don't men swear when tbey are alone 7" One of the young men employed In a Duubury hat factory discovered a brass collar bDtton In a piece of mince pio ho was masticating tho other day. Ho says lie wants what aro the eomfoits of home, and not the excltemipt and contusion ot a dollar store. Louisville Courier-Journal : The last thine to explode wns a kitchen-tablo In a San Francisco hotel. Hanged If things don't begin to loojc t-cary. Tho despicable example set by non explosive coal oil is now bclnc ' followed by so many wbplly nauspeptep things that vuu really don't know at what moment the very fdilit on your back s going to explode una tear you into a tnousaud pieces. Some time ago two Loudon thieves put in practice a pmn 01 running a low idler which had been described In r Mory in a periodical a piece of pure Invention. The Jewel'er was furious (he lout forty thousand dollars, fo It was excusable), and wrote to the edl Cor of the magazine, asking him If it was hit mission to Instruct thieves in new ways of plundering the public. "My dear 6ir."repllcd the editor bland ly. "If you bad taken my periodical (which 1 hope In tho futuro you will do), vou iW'Uld have bceM put ufi y PUMIfl. II" a Ilio.' ( iniiiii of lit' 1 1 lurr A SI) "TIIF. WEEKLY GlUl'IllO." Hin linrirpt, rhrapogt nnd llort llliHlratoil Newnpippr. tlm Wi-cklv Hillllon of Tin C-J? rilly-IlHttratcl Fijor h tb) Vctli, lai thi Mourn. HoJir. imi'1'.iiof AiiKiuci Twelve Inrco l aeri i bettitllul llliiftrnlloti i a lnninnliri lit Imiimico hIm'I ifinti-liK-ttnii nl u rrli lirntnl pliiuiei orrui' nml miurt atorloi'i lil.iiunil4t lli'nni iiutiii .vc.,iu nr? imuiuci. Only $'i 00 per Yrnr. Ciwtlr nml iirfiit iiicinlninn kIvpii lo club'. Tlio Impost ca!i cniiuiililoin to nKftitsol out uNpor. W'lito fur fiMTiiiirii. 11IK IIIIAI'lllC COMl'ANY, ilecll-Sw a'i.11 l'nik l'lnco. New Yin It FAIUVIKW FARM VOn BALK IMnMpnlrtttilo prinieitv Hbic:llcil III Aliiniitoii Tiiwimhlp. Mini'iii'iii pt Oi.. Pa., ten iiiIIoh noilli nf I'lill'iilclplilii. eiiinpip'liii'W nctoik (i Hou-8 of whicli iud winKl.nuil, una flu. titiiifiintW nrnlilo Intiil III n lilizll ptnto of mil' lirnllnn. Tlio ltiipinvcmonti urn 11 Lugo Stiine Imiilim llnan'. nmitniiulvf 19 rminisi a UU'iro lliirn with all tho iipi-wwiny nnlbullilincH T tin IncilltvlK prnoilihiilrlii'iiltliy nml iKOiiyenl' pill loplnronof wwrnliiD, ichoil". J.tbrnijci rto. l or pirllcuHis mliiiM.TlIWMA'' 11 'HHOU- I lk' ir.ii Nnrtll 11111 NT.. I'll Ul 1'IU i: . jlKNin II. -IIILI INUFOUl), i:5 Soulh r.nirlli Ht . Plillidi'lplua. the 1 .Bf. Now Advoi'lipomoiits. T i'siTiri:iiY ji;iti:i. ITip vmttt cnr ot ilio Imian- t ntnnillnir by ttilnir 1)11. TIKllllAltlt'S OTIItll. IT HAS OUIIKU THOUSANDS, n wl'l ffito fl.oonforn rnimll Will not limn. 111. Abolllo Kintl'ion In nil mHlrcasliur.l ij. miiiii i;k, I'lii'iii'n oillro '3V. nn dw nv f -a IUTOliABSBrsVINO MAOIflNKS NOW umcltBU AT PJltt'HH WJf II1N Tlf 13 llliAOIt dl' Al.f Tim MCI.RAN it linNNOIt MA011IVH CO.. 223 Noitli KlKhlh etroit, ITillailolpliU, nro.now Hllng lliolr Hupcrior Pompttto. Willi liPrrp Walnut TabK'S nml n full uuoi linciinipn.i, inr TWESJTtf-FIVIJ WOIiSiAUJi. cvorr roipcct pnual trt other ninkpn hiirpto. oro sold tor Ml. r.vrryboily miKlit 10 Know nut wo rail nirjnl to 110 it. iii'tnuno wii no 110s employ rnit,rtiors. Uiledle-tnpn or perinfriifrw, uiu t'li uiri'i'i. in mu iii'uino 111. 11 irnMjiiHUlu 1UCIH. 1 Huuprtor liiciotoio wonio ciuitiliil to tinppir n r HUTTinir Mni.l.lnont tbo mil llcrdintoJ low ril"o of Tvpntv llvo Unlinrn 11 q tra m 'J 0 lid not bur ttillinnft tipinir fnllp nnslpil. nml o not let i nv uno iiimliUK vuu liituimvluiT ICO or7J. when you can get tlio bet fur 2.1, hut r ill rt once at our balcurooms nml exaniinn for yoursclvod. Jlor.nAN A BI5NNOH machini: CO.. 22.1 N. IIiailTH St., Plillnilelplita. 8ppt!5, IS7S.11 3 aaiis XI o3gS"S C1f)B ''ar ntliomo. Agents wnntPil. Ontnt 1,11 j nml teinis free. Tilt 1J & Jo.. Aufusli Jlilno. JOURNAL, AIIotipeliolilWeeklyMugiizitio lllCVOTUU TO I'OPT I.All t.TrHUATUltn. AND A 1.1. MAT 1 VKit III. 'I'ASTMC AMU L'lil'UllK. Arri.i'.TONR' J ouitXAL appoars In now typo nml wltlmllio iiieclmiiicit linniovptiipii's luakliu' lttliObaiiilfiiiie'tweoilylftMriirvloiirnil In Ilio ,..,,. i,-., aim'I.i'.iiins' I01111NAL 11 inn to bo 1'imi- pnlipniivi', liiouMuii; Ill lti plnn nil inimrlipn of illitfiiliuo. kinl iisnlinir a 1 nuiijpclf nf lim rest tiiliitelllentriMilirsi it iIpbisuh to bo elcvn'eil ... ...i.n litiMtin. If irifpn 111 niiniintv lll .II&IC Hll'l Jill..' ........... ..ntt ii.niiii.flfn ner i;pnt. moro than tlioliiii;. one nf Hie .Montlilv MngiizuiPH, wlillo In iiii;illlv ifn l)teintiuolsnf Ilio luubost pIhsi. PllICU, 5i pel .llllUIIl I IV Special A?)Uoincomcnl-, Tlio niii'pixt moil lnvo pucuinl, exeliinlvelv for mbs.'i' Sn-iH 10 Ali'LtloS' JOUI'NAI a (ipieiiuiu sirel cnBi'ivlnmn "Clmrles Dickens In His Study," which Is etrereil under special teims to 11 very suUit-nboi In ntv iieo-loJiiuriuil fur lyi. Tins wee! eiicrnvuiK i" 111 iinu nu iui.ne. MOTllEHS, 1joo at tlint ClUlil, It lm W-itiii fin nr fit nnpn In T1TT T( T.Tlrt'Q illll'l SI OKU. nml iroin buttioof lil U'llini HVHUr, so pleasant and yet M sure. May 9 Is not u lauoe pu AN liidustrinl Exhibition Bond, WHOLE BONDS.S20 each. HALF " $10 " QUAllTIDlt " 5 " 8 ALI.QTIENTS ANNUAI,LY. All Hntiil pirllclpnto In taeli b.ncjilniw'iiit until ledpeiiiitl. Hnili Hood will recclv it'o-.e tbnn lit to t. All llm risk 11 pnrclin'eriuiml, tho loss nf a porilou nf die Interest. A wtinlo nnndiiititrt-celtooiir,of tho follow Inn l'reintiinis. no, $100, $'200, $50(1 91,000. sit. 000, :.ooo. $10,000, :J5,ooo, 9100,000. 'nrtlo'ncf llonds leceivo lliolr proper pro portion. Next AllQ.ftic.it, March , And in April, June, July, September, October, Jieceniner, 'o'"' IHJY A HONU NOW AND IT l'AUTICIl'ATIWIN KVEUY DltAW- INQ TILL IT IS REDEEMED. Frncllnii'i.or Drawn Honds, in Mnrcli f.th Premium Allntmcnl, encli. HENIF0UIN1)UC1:MKT8T0CLU1I'. How to rurchasoc .irtnrn iml nn ni'tuul lenreseiitn. timi ..1 1'hinlps liiekenv sillily lit tlftl'Slllll.WllllO In.- poiluiit el dioili-lli'BUisi'en auiuoi isMiiii The -Ize of t'le plaloi 20x14 prlntol nn liravv nluto p iper Hx3 1, 111 iKlni! a liRJ and hanAwino eiiitraviiiKfor U10 patlur or nuiary noii. ...f:.......... ..r (1... tmiin 14 nr A Rtinrrlhr onler. T1.0 ordinary pi I10 of a steol eiiKi'sv-iur ot this piiurueiei 111 1110 piim.-iiuui m... ...... t.... .....1 ..i.tia rtlr lliillfl fl. ItlOfft'l ' .,,,1.-. ril.pra. I.I niMltllill to Hie JiiuiiVALIoi'ono.vi'ar.fiirt'.oo-iliiit 1, xoi 4!.ik) adilillunnl. each yeatlv ndvnnro sitb-icrlliei' to tlio JoUiusai ' l7t may riecivon superuen ..i.t.i... W..1111 fu in flv.i 1 into, 1 10 aitio int. Tula omiriivinu H entirely now. II liantievp t.n.rt. f....u.in in llm iiruit.Khons. nnd innaH I oblnliieil incept 111 cniuiMMW... Willi1 AlTLiifoNS JOUUVAL mi in tlieleims 11111I eon liiioii' (riven aUuvp. It rfill bo ni.il.ed to mu-ei.nei postage ",C"n"' n AIM'LETON&CO Hill and 591 Uiioadway, New A'nrk x EiSm tni-gH peg VStl't.DVMIiNT. tnft!o aid femalo, snliiry nr 11 1 oiuiiilsslou. We pav Au'i'iUsn Mibrvof tlO n week and expenses. rcuitiiivA .UA?.UF'a 1.0.. lln'lfimi, uonn. ra iietiiarsi I. HIA.W. "t'v York. has out 'Wished nnorFiCR IN Pllll.sn2l.lTUA for tlm cure nf Ull1 MM;. AMIS. WltlT'l'IHWHLl. IN(I. VINAI. IJUllV "s, UO I'KAl'l'KU l.IMHS1.nd III.UII l'UKT. Wlllmilt ClltllllK CiMilior iilivHiU'Mlcil upcrnllini, or nn bour'n cutilliiPUient to I'M'I and mostlv withint pun litis is .no lesiill 01 iniriv vouh-upfrienro. 1, of whieb weiolu New Vork rlty. For lull In- iiiimauuii ns to ireainioui. nun unw iu ivoiu traiiil and deeoplion, nemt for sohe Itilo. oiuei'! irviiu; 1io.1so.u17 wiiiiint BtrreroTery Moinli't-froni 8 11 111. to 4 p. m. " art"? S 1. . 7.2 C2 P.HCs I1K MONOPOLY 0VEUC0.ME I I'lots' Stijr Organs. d for in ico list nnd list 01 testillfliiom iildrcar KDWAUI) I'J.OIH. Wushlngloii, N. -jyj- JJCILRIAIV & CO.,, BANK STREET, LehightoD, Pa., Mtl.Ll:HS and Sqalera In AtlKlmlsfif (IIIAIN llOlfOIITftitil BOLD at Itl'.dUf.Alt MAltKliT llATJS. We would, also, lospeettdyv Intortn otittlttj umis Unit we tit 0 iinw fully prepared tu hup PliV tliera Willi ' of Coal FtotU ppy Mlno dostiod at vitnY LOWEST PRICES. M. HEILMAN & 00. jutr sis, c. IllttO HTOltM. It. W rnrt-pr TlflU- TMJ'iN ilL nml ItUOW.N yirotft. IMuf JirloIpJutt. n liiiii'i llinn tiHtinilv oci(flarul 111 1 '(! Irnntnif tit ot Hlmirt scithnml Uiiimiv 'mCTectlf 114 rliFf,1ed tinting itiioimn nnpvutienco or eariv mii-cr(v ttou.tir wJic 10 tho parties itfU cttU tlo iiot;iic tu ADplrt tlicir rcKiilnr i)hVfIcittii. Clmi e moderate. Two-thlntn ol tlm Jtojturrn nsllniU Imvo employdt him doit-Iy tlumigh the rrtom tnendittl. 11 of othtM ulr21-vl Issport Alioud ! Potts' Star Organs Aro In pofps wairnntpil not In crack or warp It piouerlv used, send loi ealaiO"ti6 AodiesH, lunv Aiiu ri.urin, vnsiinj:on, J. jyj-ItS. S. 13. FATZINfiEK, . MillineriDress Maker, One door above Dnrllnn's Urns 'Stnio, JJANIf Strcei, LcliigJiton, i'ennn., Has lust onened a fln'endid essorlmont of th uitCRi styles of Bpiliu; nml Huuimer Millinery Goods! romnrifiliicirTS.noXNKrs.TUrMMIN(H, IIAIU (JOUlrt nml NOTIONS to wlileli nho invites thnnttoiillnu of tho I.ntlie-t of J'Iiilituo nun vii uiiiy. rT ljidlrs own Mfltfrlnl mnrtp up in order r.t short uotlrc, ami nt lowest pnteH. Grocor Provisioiis, 1 eah, cnFFKHi. HUOAnq. ppicr.s and PIUIIH 1IJI , HHOUI.DIIIIS, BJIHWHIIAT, Ac. Kill. FLOUR AND FEED, of tl'O lie-t tvntu's nt prices tally ns tow an olsov b'TI. I ho irijrlirni M irkrt I'llcopjid Tor nil klnus of COUNTUT l'UOOUCE, 11 P,icbaiino for floodi. A Bliaro nf poblio pationnse la aoPclt"'!. MP.H. fl. E. FATZINGER. 1IaTr.-Tl : a w ' - .v iv . '1,500,000." Is tlio avcrngc moiitbly profit cellmatcd to bo pnld to holders of stock privileges by various bankers fn WnJl btroet. Tlio bouse of Meffrs. Alexander Fortblng- liatti tt Co , 12 Wnll utreet, New Yoik, wiio pnssessei n world-wide reputntlon for tbelr atrlet Integrity, offer to send grntiiltmisly Jr one yenr tlielr Finan cial Weekly Ueporter, nnd a uouk ex plaining liow sums from ten dollars to thousands may bo Invested. Those who Invest llttlo have the same advan tage ns large operators. Send for their Weekly. Uoston Tost, Nov. 12tb. Address, Alex.Jrotiiii.gliaiu & Co., Hankers mid Urokr.rs.lS Wall St., N.Y tiE'i! ,,J,n,(!.e".ln"'', wnn,t1, roTOMtrnllr inform In conneollon with thttr SAW - MHX, NEAR THE U A p. DEPOT, WEISSPORT,PeDna., Au!Jt,."l.t.t?ey ImvenotT on hand an IMME-SBB BTOCK OPTIIOUOUOLV SKABOKBp ' LUMiiiau. buou AS Rough pine Boards, Surfaced I'lno Hoards, .FJoorlng, Hemlock and Wno. Sidings, of all binds, Shingles, an Immense stock, Hoofing and Ceiling Lath, Scantling, And, In fact, J.UMIiER of very deserlDtioo Iho very LOVVKSr MAltKET PUIM. Wo ro also prepared to famtrh ntfTlDBTta and olhnis withn soponor aftlelo of 8AMD "" 'ablo for JJAbONAv WORK. PLASTKn INU, Ac, AO , at nemarkablTliOW rinoMii. ? uirpo'M'A?8- 1,1,10118 10 8urp Ol'R Motto ItOXKSf COUNT LOW mlOJfK YcakeLft Albright, WeissTDort. Auu. M Carbon Conntr. r. T li. ItlCKEKT, On the East Weissport Canal Bank Itenpr ctfnllr infotma tho sltiitns ef this Tlelnl iy .nut no Krepiroiisiaiiiiy om nana anaSRI.L3 a. 1110 l.UWliNT MAKKET l'IUCESnil TDrf IIHTimAMD8ot WONUPJIPI'I.. HUT T11UK.I Whenever I " rtetn IlOTI I.i: or YOITH on JIOOU I IAN llAl.tl, HOH11 TINT or n POX of 1,1 1, i.l wiii i K. or anvuru),' in tnat Him to lieaull. It llm tomn'exion. al JIDii.tNO'S DHUti 8T01115, It Hceim to bo ntiet and better I ruin I can set nuvwnere ciso. Jllar e. rpiir: SLA3IN0T0N PLANING MILL AKD Cabinet Ware Factory AT SLATIX0T0X. JOHN BALLIET, Proprietor, X'eal '4 In nil fc'Tvl1 Pm rzcs ct I'm?, Hemlock Otilc Hit'. JInr.l Win ii Lninhcr, mil linovrpie Iikvcu iQ execute any nuuuiii ot crticra wr DrcsscI) LumboE- OP A1.A. KINDS. Doors, Snslics, Itlinds, Shutters Motilillngs, Caliittet Wnre, &c., With promptness. Brackets Made to Order ltrn.lt br IUpith. Postal Order. Hank Prnft. ortlfled Clieoks. lleKintered letter, nrordir tlirniiKli any Hank or llniikiiiK lloii.e, pnvuti.Q to Ihnordi r of lliuHrcrctiiry ul tho lndiislrlal F.xniiiitinn coninnn. 12 i.i'i utreet. ixcw Vtrk. ttpeclally chartered by Iho St .to ot Now Yum, for tho purporo of uuiidluc In Now York A l'ulacu of Iiiittixtry It li olTurnl and eontreltel br the aWett anil uiodlttlngultbel budueit men or.Now lo-k. Oia'L Johx CI. Komxsox. (Ei. Llut floT. of Kcw VorV,) ('fi'' Jtos. If. L. Oatxr, Ylt. Trei't. K. P. Toon, Pee. niKKCTQRS. tl.n'l J. Condi t Frollh llutTaln. J.ruM l. Mow 17 llroid fit, N. Y. Ctljr, 1'iul N. SoolTord V) llro.idwr. N. Y. C If , llen'Uolm Jl.Corw Chl-iro.l II. W. r. BebalTer. in K. W li tt.. .N Y.UItr, Andre MeKlnley .bt, touts. Mo, (1. A. C. lt.rr.ttt 18 Iluu ht , N. Y City. Uojd 0. Il.rtl.tt .M K 1.1th St, X. Y. City, It. tl. Cuihtntn.... U Uroid St . N. Y. OIU- (I. II. lVnCWJ I trtrbrd. PKr A. W1U a Unlr.r.lty I'lsee, N. YlClty. rl. N.flrapion 1X1 K. 0M 8U, N.Y.l'llj. a A. hl.ren ....Api r.l.er, 0.11, N. Y.CitJ. lion. W. L. Ur.o Ootlngtoo, Ky. J. K. O. Uurt, .. Clnclniutil, O. li. A. lloyd tieo. Oeo. (Ubrlil N.ller. ll.nknr. ti Klchsnin PUe, ..N. y.Clty. Albert L. t'ntlln tlUrflncton, VI. in. y. Parks, Prate Pro., Iiiukurs. N. V. John J, Andrrton ....81. Louis sad Nf York, W.rr.n Murdock New York. llou.Jdhu C, lloblntoa, lllntbimpton,and r L. N. Y.Clty. TltlJSTr.C? or MAKAGCIl I W. WlDchetter, Trass. National Kirress Oompsoy N.Y City tJeo. A. McPonald,. . K.Jllt St., N, Y. City Non. 1-5 will purtbsssa Frsetlcn ptrtlclpitlng MAKCIIO Ai.liOT.UKXT. IfltdrswslsssthsntS, Company will tsksln kick as J-i in ine purriissa ora wuois bond or tat mammal r.iuiuiuonco.oinow you. as'ponisiiiac; I 1 'el furty tlityt, utul iViii'(Vi ihutl lie nrrrthrotun" Future, eventi pri.phecieil lirrillism 11 KN NKU'S PHOPIf KT1U lllOK". Portuuii li)io- told In IPC una ami aouni oi price lor oio licit twenty1 yen's i tliu lutiiro Juiljred by Uiopaar, What' i e ira to inako money on plir-mii, hoa, roni, prnvlHioiis, oittou, and vrnen no Mill havo tlio next panic: what J'GIT b.nd tlmea will end and bunnoiH romo aui. livery funis r.tnan utirtiini, levltlinntu trfliloi- nnd sp(uu!atof' eliouia have tills bonk to know tlio fiiluts, o us In iivtnd lna.4 nnd bo Rllccea..fllL Henb.nnnv name, post.naut lor ?1. Addiux SViiUlil. llhKNEK, llalnbinlire. uo.a i:oniuv o. FITS,. Epilepsy, Falliii This Is no bumbuir. For infortnatlnu, fiqulro oforwrito to MOYKlt IlltOTHKKH. iMiolc- sslo DrurBists. lllounibarr. Columnla Co . Pa dC o I'"r d.r nt 00 H tCtJ worth fl.lre Purtland, Mslue. hsitne. rlmiples nt. BTI-IIOX i CO u. uurt, uinrinnti.i, u. k. lloyd.......... 711 Jlurry Bt., N. Y. City. . W. QuIoUrd 1J7 West St. N. Y. City. . W. ll(Un.. IWt N. Y ftick Kichtue. Plotfs' Star Orpins. tP3YrAO)IASCY, Oil 0UI. ClIAItNINO." J- Itow ellliiir.ox miy UkIiihIu and jdn thu Iotii and uVftlons f afiv ner.on Ihsy choo-a. lr, stantly. This art ill can posiesfifraa. by null, for ia eeuls: luiralueL wuu a iarr.airauuii4e. pctpi- Itn Oracle, Preaoit, Hints to l.idles, etc. 1,000,., COO sold. A uuaer 1hok. Address T. Wll.l.t.VM i UU., I'UUjrillll "ItS. C. lo TflCIIIKSCHKr, Next to ncuome'a joweiry stori, UA1K STREET, LEniGHTOjr, Ta. r?oliiio atlMitton ol iho IjullCAOf Iblchton and vicinity to thd faot Ihat Uo kceji full iorin & Gormnntown tVQol IMPOUTBll A Nil DOilKSTIO KkHIlOID i:hum, notionb. ltimioift), Ladies' and Childrcn'sJIoso LIMllUltQUll dl HWITZIilt C1J1SE3E, OANDIKH. CUNVEOTIONH and a Tariety of other ariula noliutully kept to anyotber steer In IxhiKlitou. , . A share of pnbllo patronage Is soioltod, am saiiuaciiou auaraoieru. 4u. a,-uis Plotts' Star Orpans iiuii.Hi'4 in Tniin nnii power anv itoiu wriio- heiotoiore uiiuuifaetured In this cram ly It ana been tasted by many compel n:i juiikuj u- u (HVUS UNIVI'.USAI. UATIPPAUTION, lly a skillful uso ot tho Stopi. and of the Talent itneo nweii. tneiuumo ia nuupi.-i. n,u . ...... Noicn. murine fiom Iho softest, fluU'-liko nolo to ft volume, of sound, Unsurpassed Iiy nny Instrnineiil. Tho tirnnrtfilor hnn noted e.fll'Of tl'.U' for UiailV viiru tlm inmnrfni'llnnn nnd nnoilft of tb tteilo inatruuientu, and d.roctod lua prncticAl expoil- enca to mo correouun oi nutn iiiinvi.u u.,r. audhis oxiiTimenlo hayo rCBiiHe.il n. tile pro auction of i. quality ot Tone tvliioh asslurl'.utoii so cleav'iy to the Pipe Organ Quality That It Is difficult to dlstlnculsn uotwecntho two. This instrument ua) ALL TIIK LATKST IMPItOVEMBNTS, And every orsun la fully warranted. L'Txe Oil Polish, Hlnck Walunt, I'auoUd cases that WILL NOT nilACK Olt WAHI', And forms In addition to a Bplcndld Instruincnt of music. HKAUTIPUL PIECK OP FURNITURE. rl'hla nrffnn needa nnlv tn OA seen to be. OPIirO cl.ited and Is sold at KXTKMIKLY Poroish becondhand lnstrmnonu taken in exchange. (Main or female.) in overy oouuty In tho United Minu4 auu uunana. i.ioerai .uacouiit juuu m reitcuers. Ministers, cr.utcac. Lodjea, etc., wPero thero l no nccnt tor tho Htur' orean. TiltiKtmrett nlaloimA and Tineoll at free. Cor respondence solicited. Adilrcj-s tho nianutao- tttrcr, EDWAKD PLOTTS, Mfisiiingion, a. j, May 22-yl Tlm Mechlne rr I. nil new and of tho best an must improved kind. I emntoy none tmi the best womineii. tio well seasoned and cootni fila ..unlnmtlie eforo able to rrii.'rnutee entire !tlruf lion to ail wtio inav iitynr nui wuu u tun. nniiTfl or mail nioiobilv atlenued to. Mv eliHipe are molrrit1: tarnis cash, or InieieHt ciinrgi'il liner ti.iriy oavs QIVB MB A CAf.Ii. rry Thoae enacci1 In Huild ns ePl find It to heir ndvintairo to luvo Wrtins, lloor Hoards, Doois, -R3.it h, Abut els, .to.. &e., nu do at this l'a"torv. . MnylSyl juum ii.ii.i.ir.i. lOn GOOD JOB PHINTINP. CALL AT 1 TIIH OAltnON ADVOCATE OPFIC15 orx reaoy wucn promiMiu, and at city prices. He snro to call-It will pay (o so. an rci.nn ant sunn rtian IlKtlDKNCF. at Chestnut UIU. with Two and a Half Acres of hlchly lmpiovedand ornameutklLuirn and Garden. -bcauttfallr altuatcd on the Rending Turnpike; ten minutes walk from the ram. ay ueiior., anu oommanruna n nne view ol the Wlssablcreen Valler and Its romantlo Bur roundiuics, For sale or toiot.wlUi or without Fnrultnie. For terms and cards to view the nrcuiuien apply to TIIOS. H. BHOKMAKRIt, ihi j. jnirtcoDia r?i-, iiifijtx tl Biliu LINOFOUU, ISi boatn 1 ourtu bt, 1'hUa. Ol 11 1(! l"i'ti tic i I , 1 1. i,u '' I EMPLOYMENT ancnd SSSS ua li.vi. f n.t whnt vnn reeit. flop fi 7 It Mnnn. ted Chromos ontsclt anvthlnr; In the market. Mr. reiaans writesi "i stride out. yesteiaay. and bv wnrklnir eaav fonr honra. eleat-ed t;.1 A lady has rast rriiorted her protlta for tbe loionoon as 13 1 yesterday lm to two o'clock she clcarvd 7.40, we can prove without qaestlon that one agent ordered S.oooof tnesa chromoa lu eleven wurauiK uaa. we nave irio jai pesi and nuest asso.tment In the United Bta.es i hundreds of choioe subjects from which to se lect. Wo will sond vim auasiortod loo of the t.e't si'llluk nniecelpt ot ia.nu Bend In roar i id. i.prKIV' us uo.ill Sample by nail lie. er i ur ci J. IiATIIAM A. CO.. l Wa.01nxtuJ L, Huston, Meas r o, 'on iu oct.su. ALSO, DKALKn IN ron BUiLnixa and ( TriEn purposes wbicb ho ffniruoteca lobs Thoroughly Seasoned, ASJD WI1IGJ1 TIE IU NOW SKM,IN,q AT THK VEUY LOWE3T HATES. WIIOI.ESALKand HI2TAIL, at ! LOWKST OASII' PRIOK'J. He has a a number of very ellcibly (qeaie In nit'KEnTSTOWN. FrankUr. Townalit which ho wlh HeH on very Easy Tcrma, AUff 9. J, K. RICKBRT. TiUYITI THY IT f- THE INDIA BU '-'llKll PL ASTEHS for a Weak Hok, DTJ III. jfifo Imathem. ily 9 .9!)!)!("SI0EYr' 'll ALL. Only two DiraM ' O ily two DPnes. "It Is always dirk, at fcofnro day " To any reader who will send 2" centa to us.we will end one box of truifS whlcn we (tuatantee will put yon in the way lo male t'.O) a mouth, and not take half yonr time Sal Mb o lor moil or women, boys or g(rla and la entirely now. Thonnanns cm now aeenrepay. Ins business, and constant (ncouii Th's Is ths "cliHiicoof a llfctlmo," and it you will not em biuco It leb your (itemls. for It ISA FOUTL'f.8 forborne wonhv deaervinK person who needs a' hi'lplnt band Not a recloe, Jewelry, or other hnuibui.', but s sirK nnd lUttK arnaraateed onnl i eaa opportunity. Sample pox, clrcn ars. A., Ac. am font at cost, 2oconta, only to introduce it' none free, ami none need repiy tiniesithey want to make ( a t ear clear. Hundreds are making that, and 2) cents and '0390" will show von "how 'nt done." Addiets 1IUNTKB A CO.. Hinsdale. N. II. Iiroiiso find lot for sale, I-I HiMiitn In tho Bnronah of Lehlshton, The lIoiiMiialont54Ul. with Kltcneu atlached. and tho lot Is about k of nn oerc. Tlierols a ei od wen ot water on Ine rrcmlies. Tho rental of the property will net about 10 per cent, on tho puicuaso' money. For farther parliculais app.y at 'he I'AUBON advocate ofllco. J01O. Plotts' Star Organs ,nv-Hereon wisblnt? to tmrchase a Parlor orcan. whuiu met a la no agent for tlo atar,' would do well to write for special rates, to introdace this ln-tiurneut. -ddicss, EDWAKD PLOrTS, VushlnKton. N J. p T. BIRAOV. SPECULATOE ASMOKE Has tnfcjn up his onarters at the rKNTHIN NIAL CIOAnanl rOBAOOO E.UPJBI Ult Leibenguth's Building BANK SrHCET, LEniOIITON, where may be f rand at all times a fall line of the choicest brands of CIGAItS AND TOBACCO, DRIARWOOD and other PIPES cheaper than at any other place outside oj Phi ladelphia. 1 T. T. BRADY. an(f.7.l615-tf. $ DOWN WITH HARD TIMES, $ SrtVCi Slopcy aul to do it. bay where yon can our ycuii money's WORTH. Ton Great N. B, Dodar hale, 31 Hroomflnia, Bt, Boston, Mass. a'nee IS73 has sola gooda to 1S0,"00 natrons.- It offers every vanetv of Dry. Fancy, and staple tiooiis Orocerle., Hooks, Cotlerv, Glass Ware, tc, Ac, at about haifpil&v and sella XVKAT. TUlX0ATO.NI.yOKE POtUH . First Haillls " mannfjctnrori and first hands, and can sell for tl what country dealers ask 12 and i for. 1 his is no hiauilnie.r.o " tickets ' or lottsrr., Aeo our clrcnlsrs. and the thonandsnf articles offered at only ft. We are endorsed by tbe bait papers of Bojton, and by 100,000 patrons. See ourclicu ara. VC Can Wll sell nor Roods at less than aii.- other houso. We aend by mall or exprs o.'O. B. and let vou see goods nefore, having. We waht agents everywhere. No, risk, no c.ipital needed. OllO Cdlt hnys a posial cir4. Send one. for allonrpspers, cfreuiara and lists I We CAN and DO sell II articles. (2 boots. Ae ,aL lorAfLscLB polla R. lleaulifitl Hlngs, rm. H'aclets, te:a. Pipaa, Vtoltna,Unliuts. Castors in fact 10 articles all at 1. mekd Now, acd save money. YonciKdo li, pleas try. Ad. orosj allonlerato H. UVJISTO.V A CO., N. E, DOLLAUSALE. 13 JlroiiuGeld Ht, Boston. Mav. Nov. 27 e, n. w-m' Plotts' Star. Organs Any person, male or female, who baa a little leisure time oan nroenre a nrst-clasa instrument at it greatly reduced (rice. Bend stamp for particulars, Address, EHWABD PLOTTS. Wajlungtou. N. J. F OK SAIiE OR. TO LET. A ONE STOllY FRAME BUILDING, built expressly for a piIowoftAPHEB. or would Bolt OIOAU-MAKEH. HUOHMAKEH or TAILOR. Will be sold very Cheap for CAan or on short time with approved eecurlty. Apply i uiigiu atTUI OFFICE. IMfAiibattau OIL Company, OF NEW YOBK. Lubricating anil Illniiiluating' Oils., WW. N. MAROUB, Boom 3!. Jlerchanta' Ex. change, THIHU and SYALNUT Btreew, Phllu. deiphla'a. Nov. 2ma7S. 17? A National Family Paper 137(1 TheGreat Psmdy Paper of A'ORrtov iboonli paper eiposlng every swindler, qaaek and hum. Pug. and eavilg Mffituu u tin puhjln, la now rcadir lo' the U'ntentiial campairn, and KO.'Xi more dollglitei suuscrihera. The Star Spangled Banner Jrght'pafe: .o-coluinn paper, L'Uatr site, oveifl-iwuia wnlr (,'iaru lue Stories, Tales. Sketclies. pjetry.Wit. Jloroor and Fuo. It givea all new Kee pes. Itlffhia. teerots Ait.. fci . rf-n . h . rhn.trttn.. ntrattmeut, a Medical Deoirtment, iutner'a Corner, etc.. etc., und la ptrfict Family Paoer. MiT,iiTin It specially is to xirosa everr ' Beat." Every number baa Ave columns of uu.uiiii, luuuuia siBiemenia. iso aawaa.t,Ioi. bi. iiodu or -pur. ana call" came can ever " amir eaten". you If yon read this great pa Tl Pnata Uu! 73 c,nt VarV and Is sent pre. At vjusia paid evorynhere. It la Just the pa. a" you If yon read this greatmrr. Her. pQ-ea all awlndlcra wlthoitt fear or favor, and gives a Hat ot over I Don. w lib uanica and "caraea.' iter for tverv Homo. Hon l not poimcal. rehgioru or aeetarlan. outhein or Northern. H 7U4 or sectarian, it imm. for all. started iu 1SSI, It Lu gone on for 11 years, and la read by lou.wu people. Ton want Hand will have it ms fima Why hot now 1 Elegant Chromos.. 8Vkn?en1IFSn.h,Snr,0, mos. tworiu ei.w ecnj, siaevx n lncnea. nneiy monuteil, and we offer Aitr rooit of taese gems and Bahub a whole year, all tree, for ft. The are peniawu chiomos. .citable for any paxiar. AT n .t WnJ )4ir. re uen ber lira Is our Jjast IVOra.amry'.o,,, tennUl. Dunne inia one year ao use naTiuiuii, pasrwue. Wideawake paper one that la for biq;!t and against wrong i one that, knows no party, no north, south, east or west i bus a paper Intend . ed f oi every reader, one that aave money to lu readers by exposing the ' tricka and traps " of swlndledoin i and now la the time. You havo put 11 oil too Ions. Bend today. Now la the accepted time. c I Only 75 cents secures tola great paper a Set)!, year. Wltb four charming ohrooroa. only II. I numbers sent for Ul ceuta. BpeeuneDa (100.000 leady) iin rium to all. Bend for Is NOW. costs nothing to sm lt send TO-ruT to HANNEB PUBL1BHINO CO.: NOY.tCeowm itmaJals, N.U. t
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