Paragraphic. An executive office thhanginan's. Common pleas pleaso shut the .door, Tlie tcalo of good-breeding 11 na turnl. A poor relationtelling an anec dote badly. Carpets nr,o bought by tho yard, and worn by the foot, Wasting swpctness putting yp.ur arm about a pretty wumap. 4,3 you cannotavoldyour own cptu ijany make It as good as possible. Instead of saying "look up." the exan exclaims: "See hyar, old fel low!" ' Habit Is a cabltt. Every day we .weavo a thread, and qoop wo cannot break it. Mrs. Beecher is an nwful homely jworuan, but then her bread Is never lcavy. - It is the high prtcoof slato pencils that Is driving the;saloon-keepers to the jiqor.hoaso. Mrs. Gubbins says her husband Is like u tallojv candle: he always will moko when he goes out. Twptjilngslri this world that should not bo trilled with a woman's opinion, and tho business end of a wasp. "May heaven bless and keep you from your own truo love, Benjamin Ilerrlck," was the way tho letter ended. "Teeth In exchange for wheat, pprkpr potatoes," Is what on enterpris ing dentist In one of the State towns ad vertises. f-A grocer when complained to about telling bad eggf. said: "At this season tl.o hens ain't well aud very flltea lay bad eggs." A Rbodo Island woman says that she'd rather havo tho nlghtmaro seven straight nights than tell her husband that tho Hour barrel Is empty. When a Chicago man gets rich, ho writes to Eastern publishing houses and tells them to send "half a ton of books with gilt pn.." Miss Eastman, in her woman suf frago argument up at tho State llo.use, used this elmlle: "Eyes as brlght'us but tons on angels' coats." She's gating orassy. .01 vo your son a good education and settled purpose In life, and when ho 's a man ho will not bo content to sit back of a grocery stovo nud crack his finger-joints. There U said to. be but one dlyprcp In England to every ten lu America. Comparatively few English peoplo mar ry for fun, it would seem. Tho New Haven Heglstcr relates that an actor at ono of the theatres was called out three times In onp evening, not long ago twlw by the sheilft and once by a tailor. Tho saddest thing In llfo U tho spectaclo pfforded by a youug person who has burnt all Ijej: halr'oll her fore head with a hot slatp pencil and carjuot afford to buy a row of curls. A musician, noticing that his friends wearied at his performance, re marked: "You are awaro that tljis s a very difficult passage." "I wish It was impossible," replied qno. The Detroit Free Press asks. If Mr. krgh can send a man to jail for three months for killing a mad cat, wo'd llko to kuqw what he can do to a boy who feeds marbles to n parrot. A llttlo American lad who had Just commenced reading tho newspapers asked his father It fho word "Hon." prefixed to' tho namp of a member of Cppgre$s roeapt "honesty." Np, Mr. Indiana n;ijn, we don't vyant to buy any autographs of Gen. Washington at $3 SO each. Wo can write all wo want, and do as well as Wash ington used to. A. T. Stewart osico paid $40,000 (or a painting forty feet long, and ever flnco theu hu makes It a practice every night and morning of saying to hlmseli: ! 'Stewart, you are tho biggest jackass jp America." Deacon Laduc, of Wisconsin, went tq (ho barn tho otjier day and hung himself with a log chain because his wife playfully kicked his hat off and exclaimed: ' 'That's tho kind of a clothes pi"I ami" A llttlo girl asked a minister: "Do you think my father will go to heaven?" "Why, yes, my child. Why dq ask?" "Well, because ifho don't have his own way there, ho won't stay long, I was thinking." The ghps,' c f KoaU Webster carao to a spiritual medium In Alabama, not long since, and wroloona slip of paper: "It Is tlto times." Noah was right, but yvo aro sorry to see he bos gone back on his dictionary. Machinery hasreached a great state of perfection. An exchange remarks: 'Ve recently uw soiuo burnt peas put Into the bppper of u cptfeo-mll), and in less thano minutes they were occupy.- lng a pluco In u grocery window, label td 'Kino Old Mocho.'" '(Jo away) Leave we with my deadl Let me Ming myself on thrs coffin uud dlo there!" That was lu Nebraska hU months ago, and, uov the widow has won another tru&tlug soul, and number one's portrait U in (hp fttlo face to tho will. JLiJ.'JiJ'LUl'H.'lUi-'! . f , -L Cheyenne, W. T., March 18. Four more of the lllack Hills miners, named Warren, McDonald, Williams, and Thomas, arrived at Fort Laramie to-day, they having walked from tho stockado, jslghty miles from Harney's Teak, in seven days. They bring fine specl.meus of cold dust wltli tlieiu. Warren has some that ho washed out of two pans ot .(Jlrt lifted Just below the surface, and among which tliero weie grass roots. He says they only dug down to the be,d of tho rock. Inline placo tho water was so plentiful that part of the time they worked waist-deep In It. Ho tjilnks that wltli pumppand hydraullp machines t. hundred dollars per day to each man could bo made.' Ho alsq brings with lilm specimens if silver which old miners soy wll) yield t2,000 to tho ton, and that it is IJio purest they ovf r saw. He will bring hero those specimens of silver ore to bo assayed. He has also fine specimens of nlumbaco, lead, and copper, and says there is more gypsum in tne uiacu tuns man ten rauijiaus could haul away In fifty years. Ho claims alsothatlherearetlu nilnesthero. The railroads have reduced the furo one-third from Chicago to Choyenue to parties going to the Black Hills. Many strangers are now hero who, It Is sup posed, are bound for tho new El Dor ado, notwithstanding tho orders Irom tho Govenuent prohibiting parties froin going. 1'crsons Just arrived from tho Indian Agency say that the Indians are anxious to sell to the Government their right tq tho tflack Hills country, but do not propose toglvo it up wltljout being paid for it. There Is a rumor that "oil wasstruck" at Warren, Ta., last Saturday, jjt a depth of 034 feet; "but the capacity of tho well Is not yet determined." 'fills, It Is belleied, opens up a new oil terri tory. Speaking of Mr. Henry -If. Stanley's present expedition to Africa, an En glish paper says: "ills first letter shows that ho has, at tho outset of his journey, accomplished a great work, the moral and material importance of which can hardly bo, exasperated. In thirty days he cxpjqied the Iiutigi Rtv cr, which Mr. Klik reported to benavi cable. Mr Stantley. as tho result ol his spirited voyage In tho Yarmouth yawl, tho Wave, Informs us that the river carries a good navigable channel fifty mills Inland, aud he believes that lor neany naic mat distance tuo iurg est Mississippi steamboat of five thous nml tons mluht safely Moat. Mr. Stan ley, by his initial bit of work, puts thp urlllsli consul at Zanzibar to shame, and Justifies, tho belief that he is nut unwurury to continue tuo wojk wiiicii was uegun uy wviugstpno." PiQiioen Organs Please Examine! Packard PARLOR & Grand ORCHESTRAL Fort "V"ayi.'p Organ poiqp'y, A. F, HORN, Agent, LEIIIGHTON, PA. All orders left at the Cajidoh Advo- catu office will receive prompt atten tlon. Price lists and all other luforma tion furnished. Organs- sPianos T. D. lOi.AUSS, t And Dealer In Gent's Furnishing Goqqy, LEniGHTQK, PA. Constantly on hand a splendid stack pf NEW GOODS, Cpnslstlng of Tlaln and Fappy Cloths, Ctyssinifrcs and Vestlngs.fpr glen's and Bojs' Wear, which I api prepared to Make up to Order in tho most Fashion able Styles, at short notice. Ladles', Hisses and Children's A well selected stock of French and Turkey Morocco, Glove Kid. Lasting. Kid, Pebble and Qraln Leather Boots mm ouues un iianu, or Slarlo to Order. Qf the Latest Styles always 04 hand, at tuo riowesc rrice. Also, Agent for tho American &, Grover & Onker miim Machines. Only One Prieo for Everybody. January 11, 1873-yl THE 1! Bespectfu,lly announces to tho citizens of Ijuhighton aud vicinity, that he has ur.BNu nis New Photograjih gallery, pn BANKWAY, (near tho Lehigh Val ley Ilailroad Deputy, Iehlglitun, and that ho is now prepared to give our citizens Life-Like Pictures at the most reasonable rates. Particular uttentlop pad to taking Children's Likenesses. A Trial is solicited. June 13, COMBINES" EVEItY 1M.PBOVE MENT KNOWN. I3T Send stam p fo circular. Address D. F. BUATTYi Washington, X. J, pCItFECT FITS." Laury & Peters Have JuBtrrcelved a very large and ele gant stock of Fall anil Winter Q 0 P S ? comprising plain aud fancy lolhs, ,Casslmercsand Vestlngs, lor men's and boys' wear, wjilch they are prepared to makoup In tho niostf.ih.Ionable styles, at reasonable prices aud on short notice. Ladled, Gent's nndblld. ren's Boots, SJioes, Gaiters and Rubers, comprising a splendhj Smarts of all kinds, manufactured fispe.cj.ajiy tor me uaue of this locality, ot tho latest and most fashionable make, always on band, at low ugures. WAgents for the Acme Shirt the best fitting garment ever mado. Leave your Measure for them. LAURV & FETERS, Merchant Tailors, P. p. Building, Lehtghton, Pa Q.N ADEN HUTTEN TANNPRT LEUIGHTDN, PA., B. J. KTJNTZ, Prop7?, Be8pectfully annpunces to fhe public that ho lias Just re mint tup tannery, formerly of Daniel Olewine, and put In all the best and most 'approved ma chinery for the Manufacture of Leather, such as Hemlock and Oak Sole, Harness Upper, Ktp, alt aud Sheep, which lie will suunlv at the very lowest price. Plastering Hair supplied In large or small quantities very low. lUUfcij am) SKINS bought at highest cash prices. Pafropage solicited. Aug. 8-yl -glOUU AND FEED. Charleg Trainep Respectfully informs the people of Le lighten tliap ie pas mpst iixceiieni. Flour Tor Sale ; Also, good FEED of (ill kinds, and STRAW In the .Bundle. He is also prepared to dp any kind of Hauling cpid Plowing at short notice. LEE1GU (3d) STREET, Lehlgliton, Pa. March 28-ly WONDERFUL, BUT TRUE I Whenever I get a Bottle of Bloom of Youth or Magnolia Balm, Rose Tint, a tiox of Lilly White, or anything In thaf lino to beautify the complexion, at Durllpg's Drug i$tore, t seems to be nicer and better than I can get any where else. may jJ" EllilLSlAN & CO., BANK STEEET. Lehighton, MILLERS and Dealers In All kinds of GR4IN 3oBllt and. at Kegumr Ajarpei nates. We would, also, respectfully Inform our citizens, that wo am now fully pre pared to supply tnein wim tue From any Mine desired, at tho VI31' LOWEST PItlCES. -V. HEILMAJf P. July 23th, 1874. JOS. Fashionable Bpot and Shoe Maker, Opposite T. Cs Clauss' Store, B1NK STKEET, LEIHGHTQN., Pa., respectfully Informs his friends aud tho mihllc. that he has lust received a new and excellent assortment ot Sfen's Wo men's and Children's !(eady:iado Bopts, Shoes & Garters, Which ho wl)l Sel at the Lowest Prices. 13T Boots anil Shoes made to order, aod ltppalrlng .itently and sutistantlally dono a$ short notice. qp ?5-yl TT)1TY IIIM T NO I That Electrle JL Liniment, lke I got at Darling's Drug Store, will cqre him or any other man ot BHEUMAT1SM aud al other Pains. nifty v. JyST look at her Hair! Why I thought It was turning Grey? So it was, until she got a Uottle of that pew lfalr Bestorer at Durllng's Drug Store. -QUY IT I TRY IT I TI;o India JLJ Rubber PlasterB for a Wea,k Back, DURLING ba,stheu may 0 gAMUIiL GKAVER, Opposite the Public Squaie, SOUT;i ST., LEHIGnTON, PA Jauufacurcr of Tip & Sheet Iron "Ware And Deader in all klnd,s pt, t5T Roofing, Spouting and Jobbing muwpuy aviencieo to. nov, bo TIOIl Drucs, Medicines. Perfutnerv. JJ Spices, &c, call at Leutz's Drug "imvcry Amateur Printer. Every Amateur Printer, livery Amateur Printer. Every Amateur Printer. Should Havo Our Owii Fireside instructions In'Prlntlng and th,o .answer tp queries wuicu win remove aim ' cutties In your w&ytoefficlency, appear In each number. EVERY FAMILY SnopLD T4KE EVERY FA-VILY SHOULD TAKE EVERY F4MILY SHOULD TAKE EVERY FAMILY SHOULD TAKE Our Own Fireside For Its Good Stories, For ljs Fnffblon Plates, For Its Miscellany, For Us Household News And for Its Purchasing Department, Through which every desirable article In Mew xork H furnistieu at tue lowest rates without extra charee. Our Own Fireside is a Home Journal In its fourth year. 8 large pages with illustrations, rnco, i.gy a year. Every subscriber makes selection of a yaluable premium from tl),o many offer- cij. SUBSCRIBE NOW At tho beginning ot If ypu cannot afford to subscribe, an arrangement will be mado by "which you can recelvo the paper for up ypar without money. Send 3 cents for sample copy. PANVASSERS WAITED. A Champion Printing Press A Champion Printing- Preys A Champion Printing Press A Champion Printing press Is Given Away Is Given Away Is Given Away Is Given Away For a club. of 15 subserlberstoOurOwn Fireside. Every Business Man and Boy should havo one. Send 3c. stamp. Address, Our Own Firesidp Publishing Co., 170 William St., N. Y. AND- and 19 Horse Power GET TIIE BEST & CHEAPEST. Address,' 11. L. GUMP & Ca, 170 William St., X. Y The Qhainpion Job ?ress FOB Printers, justness Men and Boys. Tho bes( press made. AUo, m TYPE for AMATEURS. Serjd fjc. for Pamphlet. Address, M. GUMP CO., 170 WU)lam St., N. ; opt 81-mO rpiic MosC Paper. Try it, POSTAGE FUEB IIKAUTIFDLLY ILLUSTRATED. T, SOIENTIKIO AMICRIOAN' now In ts aoth jMfi enjoy the widest circulation ofny nw vnlume cointneuces Januarr 4. 1883, ltiwotitDtiU cDibrttce tbelateit and mott inter iiim inrorinatioa twrtslnlnir to the Industral. Aiectinnicai iuu osiduuub uuSrwunu iiunu, Description, with tleAUtiful EDSTlncnt of New iDTeutiouv, Nw ImpHments, New Prtceiwsand I Improved Industrial of all kinds; Uiwful Notefp ! Kecci.-e, Snffjelu&s end Advice, by I'mctleil Wrlters,for Workmen ana Employ en. la .au tue varlnnc arts. The HCIBNTIPXO AMERICAN ti tht cheapest and bat illustrated wekly pajxr published araeinnt afntv) MacAincry and novel inventions. KWGIIAVINGS, illustrating Jmprovt- firnti. Discoveries, ana lmvortam )iorktttxriain- tug Li civil and MeeJutnical Engineering, Milling, I Mininnotul Aletaliurav: llecords of the latest prv I gtest in the application of Steam, liUan Engineer ngt Jtaitwaji, Siip-IluUding, navigation, Tdt graphy, Telegraph Engineering, Electricity, Mtgne- mru iiigi ann eat, Medtanict, Engineers, Invw tors, itanuaeturers, Chemists, Lovers of Science Teachers, Clergymen, Lav-j ers, and People of all I'roftssiont wtlljlnd the SciiHTiriG Aukmcakvw- fulto-thtn Jmunddkflvtaplaatn every lUnay, ru ttHuiiitn itooiH.Gulletie Acaiemv or School. A (Ml r. numUn eouta in S32 vaaet and SKVKBit lIlMJ.Rlli t:0lltvlKQ9. JViouwrnil t'f vUumth Krtprturrwjvr vixu.ny urn. ...... .. - .v - li-al rmlpti art utl u,rt Un Una Ot mhierip- tunnricc. Tcrml. tS.20a !air ba nail, including iioiiuM, Dltcount f Cluil. SxcM cinularl and .ijKCimcni lent Jru. Hag oiiatl V au iwot veai. tTl. , n L. L-,. la connection wuh the cciis- i clbUULua. urio AuttiOiv, lleuri. Mux it Cb. an autcitort of American and lreign Iit entt, and lute tlulargett eitabtiilment in the worU. Hon tkanjtjty Vioiitand appllcationi had Veen rv... munit thrunh their aatttcu. IKittnUart obtained on the but ttrmi, ilodeU New inoentumt and u.aate teaming ana aatia free. A ipttial notice U made in 11 bcnxtirio txtlllvA!f QJ Oil ifienivnm m wfv Anf.uiiththe name and reeidenoi of the IvtenUe, ivttntt are often mjd fnpart or whole, topertont at tached to the invention ty eueh notia. Strut fur JimpUct, 110 pagei, containing lau$ anajuu ai rectioni for obtaining Iitenlt. Addretl for the Paper, or concerning Patentl, JfW.VATrf ('0,87 iUrfc time, If. 1". llrancli Ojjtct, cor. i aud 1th Waihington, V. C. Hubtci licriptiont received at thUoJfioe. FOU Toilet Extracts, Essouces, Fan cv Soans. ombs. Puffs and Puff lioxes call at Leuti's Drug fiture. 1AUST10 Soda, 14cts pelf, pound liMI'. i utug cioru. i . ' Save 20 Per Cent. By getting 7 our JOB PfUNTJNCr Done fi the Office of h Carbon Advocate Pf .IIEIHTZELMAN'S BUILDING B.t. tht P. 0. nd L. V. B.Il. p.pot, lehighton, Carbpn Co., Pa We have jut received a lqfge and elp- (gant assortment pf Of the litest styles ; tpgether with supeiior stock of BILLHEA5, ENVELOPES, IfOTE PAPJJ, And a variety of other PRINTING MATERIAL, A nd can now civ our natrons flrst- clsa work at pripes y,t least 2Q Per Qeat LQWW Than my other Q(Uce la this section. Givo H Trial, and be Qogvinced. tarTho natronace of tho publlo is respectfully solicited. TUB GAUBOIV ADVOCATE, A 21-columri Local Paper, and, thonly nuwipupcr Entlr.ly Print.d n tfcf Couiy, Is published every SMrday BiprrAlft a i C1 q Yfifir 111 AdVEUCe, PA iUi. miimuuvw, Ox tl.50 If not paid in advance. The AdvooatEj with its large aud in, creasing circulation, Is one of the very of I p..t MstUgmi for A4Vf ttMIUl In this Section, application. ' Ratea furnished on U. V. UORTHIMEB, at I LoWghton, Carbon Cpanty, Pa. olssiprt Ahead I The undorsigtujd ,wiuld respectfully Inform bulldcrs.contractors and thspobr .11c in general, that, they 4iavo:opcned' In connection with -their SAW - MIMU Near the L. A S. Depot. W3EISSPORT, pPenna., nuu uum, luuy uuvu no w oju Jiana an im mense stock ot thoroughly Seasoned Lumber, such as yough Pine Boards, surracea i"ino Boards T . 1 . I v. . ... . r luunpg, juemiocjc ana i'lne. Sidings, of all kinds, ' . Shingles, an Immense stock, Epoflng and Ceding- Lath, ecantlinff. and, In fact, Lumber of every demlp tlon at tho ycry lowest market prices. Wpare alsp preparpd to fnrnlsb, Balld ers and others with a very fino article of Hand, suitamo for Masonry Work, Plastering, &o at Be, markably Low Figures. Wo havo constantly on hand' a larca lot pf Wood anltable for Firewood, -which we will sell, it) large or small quantities, ac .'rices to salt your pocket; pva motto-honest count low phioxs. Yeakel Albright, TTT-! : J weisspon, pug,23-yl CSrbon county, P, T ftlCKEIlT, Opposite L. S( 8. Depot, On the East Weissport Canal Bank, Hpspectfully informs thp pltliens of thl vicinity tlinp he keeps, constantly on hand, and is selling at tho very lowest Market Prices, the very best brands of ALSO, dbaleu IK For Building and other purposes, wbjcbj ho guarantees to bo (Thoroughly Seasbae And to. Bell ai tho VERY LOWEST BATES, ' CJOSll? COaH.fil Wholesale anc) Ilv-tall at the, very Ljr; est uasn iTices. lie has also a number ot very eligibly located ip, ItlCKERTSTOWN, Frank!n Twp., which no win sen on very .pasy Terras, aug. 9, 'Ta,yl J. K. IUPKEflT. A LL kinds of patent Medicines tX -fX. LentzSs Drug Store, nriLLIAM KEMERER, YV Corner of. Bank & South Sts,, Lehighton, Fa.k Ecepsfiill line of Cprflprlslng Ladies' Dress'Goods, Blacij ana uoiorea alpacas, uingnams, Vrlnts, Shirtings Sheetings, &ts, ot every grade and prico, CARPETS Afiroili OLOTP3, In greal .varie-y. Teas, Coffees, Sugars, Spices, ?ru,ti, Jiams, snoumers, wac-jneat, fa. Bought, SoVl or Exchanged HAR DW ARB S( Building and other purpose p. great .variety of toe ftf si quaiuy.. All coods warranted as represented and. prices fully as. low ftjsevfhere. A Aril K 1B7'l.u1 w. n. BEX, BUILDER A Q 0 N T.R ACTO R; " BANK BTUEkT, LEUIOUTOIf, PA'. ' Respectfully anounce's' to th6 "pltliens, of Lehlfihtcn and vlflnlty that ho Is no w" prepared to contract fr' th6 Erec tion OX uweiunga, cnurcues, ncnuut houses, and. other bydldlngs. Aso,'1hat. he keeps'constantly W hand' a-full at, sortmentof every description -of; " JLimlieir I consUtlpg, ftf floorl.rtf:, Biding, doori sash, blinds, shutters, .molding; : e.,. which he is prepareft.w.iuruia). very lowest roaiM wtest .,flV.v . I'atronage respewruiiy ounci.i Lehighton, Myi7, 1373k y,nt BEATTX . p"noU 7, ' WEiGnswiiBKiioxED oysawKE THOUSAND POUNDSt Llberfl terms to dealers', , EJSend stamp for Circular. Miita, DANIEL F., BKATTr, WwWn&Wr. N J.
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