Paragraphic.
An executive office thhanginan's.
Common pleas pleaso shut the
.door,
Tlie tcalo of good-breeding 11 na
turnl. A poor relationtelling an anec
dote badly.
Carpets nr,o bought by tho yard,
and worn by the foot,
Wasting swpctness putting yp.ur
arm about a pretty wumap.
4,3 you cannotavoldyour own cptu
ijany make It as good as possible.
Instead of saying "look up." the
exan exclaims: "See hyar, old fel
low!" '
Habit Is a cabltt. Every day we
.weavo a thread, and qoop wo cannot
break it.
Mrs. Beecher is an nwful homely
jworuan, but then her bread Is never
lcavy.
- It is the high prtcoof slato pencils
that Is driving the;saloon-keepers to the
jiqor.hoaso.
Mrs. Gubbins says her husband Is
like u tallojv candle: he always will
moko when he goes out.
Twptjilngslri this world that should
not bo trilled with a woman's opinion,
and tho business end of a wasp.
"May heaven bless and keep you
from your own truo love, Benjamin
Ilerrlck," was the way tho letter ended.
"Teeth In exchange for wheat,
pprkpr potatoes," Is what on enterpris
ing dentist In one of the State towns ad
vertises. f-A grocer when complained to about
telling bad eggf. said: "At this season
tl.o hens ain't well aud very flltea lay
bad eggs."
A Rbodo Island woman says that
she'd rather havo tho nlghtmaro seven
straight nights than tell her husband
that tho Hour barrel Is empty.
When a Chicago man gets rich, ho
writes to Eastern publishing houses and
tells them to send "half a ton of books
with gilt pn.."
Miss Eastman, in her woman suf
frago argument up at tho State llo.use,
used this elmlle: "Eyes as brlght'us but
tons on angels' coats." She's gating
orassy.
.01 vo your son a good education
and settled purpose In life, and when ho
's a man ho will not bo content to sit
back of a grocery stovo nud crack his
finger-joints.
There U said to. be but one dlyprcp
In England to every ten lu America.
Comparatively few English peoplo mar
ry for fun, it would seem.
Tho New Haven Heglstcr relates
that an actor at ono of the theatres was
called out three times In onp evening,
not long ago twlw by the sheilft and
once by a tailor.
Tho saddest thing In llfo U tho
spectaclo pfforded by a youug person
who has burnt all Ijej: halr'oll her fore
head with a hot slatp pencil and carjuot
afford to buy a row of curls.
A musician, noticing that his
friends wearied at his performance, re
marked: "You are awaro that tljis s
a very difficult passage." "I wish It
was impossible," replied qno.
The Detroit Free Press asks. If Mr.
krgh can send a man to jail for three
months for killing a mad cat, wo'd llko
to kuqw what he can do to a boy who
feeds marbles to n parrot.
A llttlo American lad who had Just
commenced reading tho newspapers
asked his father It fho word "Hon."
prefixed to' tho namp of a member of
Cppgre$s roeapt "honesty."
Np, Mr. Indiana n;ijn, we don't
vyant to buy any autographs of Gen.
Washington at $3 SO each. Wo can write
all wo want, and do as well as Wash
ington used to.
A. T. Stewart osico paid $40,000
(or a painting forty feet long, and ever
flnco theu hu makes It a practice every
night and morning of saying to hlmseli:
! 'Stewart, you are tho biggest jackass
jp America."
Deacon Laduc, of Wisconsin, went
tq (ho barn tho otjier day and hung
himself with a log chain because his
wife playfully kicked his hat off and
exclaimed: ' 'That's tho kind of a clothes
pi"I ami"
A llttlo girl asked a minister: "Do
you think my father will go to heaven?"
"Why, yes, my child. Why dq ask?"
"Well, because ifho don't have his own
way there, ho won't stay long, I was
thinking."
The ghps,' c f KoaU Webster carao to
a spiritual medium In Alabama, not
long since, and wroloona slip of paper:
"It Is tlto times." Noah was right, but
yvo aro sorry to see he bos gone back on
his dictionary.
Machinery hasreached a great state
of perfection. An exchange remarks:
'Ve recently uw soiuo burnt peas put
Into the bppper of u cptfeo-mll), and in
less thano minutes they were occupy.-
lng a pluco In u grocery window, label
td 'Kino Old Mocho.'"
'(Jo away) Leave we with my
deadl Let me Ming myself on thrs coffin
uud dlo there!" That was lu Nebraska
hU months ago, and, uov the widow has
won another tru&tlug soul, and number
one's portrait U in (hp fttlo face to tho
will.
JLiJ.'JiJ'LUl'H.'lUi-'! . f , -L
Cheyenne, W. T., March 18. Four
more of the lllack Hills miners, named
Warren, McDonald, Williams, and
Thomas, arrived at Fort Laramie to-day,
they having walked from tho stockado,
jslghty miles from Harney's Teak, in
seven days. They bring fine specl.meus
of cold dust wltli tlieiu. Warren has
some that ho washed out of two pans ot
.(Jlrt lifted Just below the surface, and
among which tliero weie grass roots.
He says they only dug down to the be,d
of tho rock. Inline placo tho water was
so plentiful that part of the time they
worked waist-deep In It. Ho tjilnks
that wltli pumppand hydraullp machines
t. hundred dollars per day to each man
could bo made.' Ho alsq brings with
lilm specimens if silver which old
miners soy wll) yield t2,000 to tho ton,
and that it is IJio purest they ovf r saw.
He will bring hero those specimens of
silver ore to bo assayed. He has also
fine specimens of nlumbaco, lead, and
copper, and says there is more gypsum
in tne uiacu tuns man ten rauijiaus
could haul away In fifty years. Ho
claims alsothatlherearetlu nilnesthero.
The railroads have reduced the furo
one-third from Chicago to Choyenue to
parties going to the Black Hills. Many
strangers are now hero who, It Is sup
posed, are bound for tho new El Dor
ado, notwithstanding tho orders Irom
tho Govenuent prohibiting parties
froin going. 1'crsons Just arrived from
tho Indian Agency say that the Indians
are anxious to sell to the Government
their right tq tho tflack Hills country,
but do not propose toglvo it up wltljout
being paid for it.
There Is a rumor that "oil wasstruck"
at Warren, Ta., last Saturday, jjt a
depth of 034 feet; "but the capacity of
tho well Is not yet determined." 'fills,
It Is belleied, opens up a new oil terri
tory. Speaking of Mr. Henry -If. Stanley's
present expedition to Africa, an En
glish paper says: "ills first letter
shows that ho has, at tho outset of his
journey, accomplished a great work,
the moral and material importance of
which can hardly bo, exasperated. In
thirty days he cxpjqied the Iiutigi Rtv
cr, which Mr. Klik reported to benavi
cable. Mr Stantley. as tho result ol
his spirited voyage In tho Yarmouth
yawl, tho Wave, Informs us that the
river carries a good navigable channel
fifty mills Inland, aud he believes that
lor neany naic mat distance tuo iurg
est Mississippi steamboat of five thous
nml tons mluht safely Moat. Mr. Stan
ley, by his initial bit of work, puts thp
urlllsli consul at Zanzibar to shame,
and Justifies, tho belief that he is nut
unwurury to continue tuo wojk wiiicii
was uegun uy wviugstpno."
PiQiioen Organs
Please Examine!
Packard PARLOR & Grand
ORCHESTRAL
Fort "V"ayi.'p Organ poiqp'y,
A. F, HORN, Agent,
LEIIIGHTON, PA.
All orders left at the Cajidoh Advo-
catu office will receive prompt atten
tlon. Price lists and all other luforma
tion furnished.
Organs- sPianos
T.
D. lOi.AUSS,
t
And Dealer In
Gent's Furnishing Goqqy,
LEniGHTQK, PA.
Constantly on hand a splendid stack pf
NEW GOODS,
Cpnslstlng of Tlaln and Fappy Cloths,
Ctyssinifrcs and Vestlngs.fpr glen's and
Bojs' Wear, which I api prepared to
Make up to Order in tho most Fashion
able Styles, at short notice.
Ladles', Hisses and Children's
A well selected stock of French and
Turkey Morocco, Glove Kid. Lasting.
Kid, Pebble and Qraln Leather Boots
mm ouues un iianu, or
Slarlo to Order.
Qf the Latest Styles always 04 hand, at
tuo riowesc rrice.
Also, Agent for tho
American &, Grover & Onker
miim Machines.
Only One Prieo for Everybody.
January 11, 1873-yl
THE
1!
Bespectfu,lly announces to tho citizens
of Ijuhighton aud vicinity, that he has
ur.BNu nis
New Photograjih gallery,
pn BANKWAY, (near tho Lehigh Val
ley Ilailroad Deputy, Iehlglitun,
and that ho is now prepared to give our
citizens Life-Like Pictures at the most
reasonable rates.
Particular uttentlop pad to taking
Children's Likenesses. A Trial is
solicited. June 13,
COMBINES" EVEItY 1M.PBOVE
MENT KNOWN. I3T Send stam p fo
circular. Address D. F. BUATTYi
Washington, X. J,
pCItFECT FITS."
Laury & Peters
Have JuBtrrcelved a very large and ele
gant stock of Fall anil Winter
Q 0 P S ?
comprising plain aud fancy lolhs,
,Casslmercsand Vestlngs, lor men's and
boys' wear, wjilch they are prepared to
makoup In tho niostf.ih.Ionable styles,
at reasonable prices aud on short notice.
Ladled, Gent's nndblld. ren's
Boots, SJioes, Gaiters
and Rubers,
comprising a splendhj Smarts of all kinds,
manufactured fispe.cj.ajiy tor me uaue
of this locality,
ot tho latest and most fashionable make,
always on band, at low ugures.
WAgents for the Acme Shirt the
best fitting garment ever mado. Leave
your Measure for them.
LAURV & FETERS,
Merchant Tailors,
P. p. Building, Lehtghton, Pa
Q.N ADEN HUTTEN TANNPRT
LEUIGHTDN, PA.,
B. J. KTJNTZ, Prop7?,
Be8pectfully annpunces to fhe public
that ho lias Just re mint tup tannery,
formerly of Daniel Olewine, and put
In all the best and most 'approved ma
chinery for the
Manufacture of Leather,
such as Hemlock and Oak Sole, Harness
Upper, Ktp, alt aud Sheep, which lie
will suunlv at the very lowest price.
Plastering Hair supplied In large or
small quantities very low. lUUfcij am)
SKINS bought at highest cash prices.
Pafropage solicited. Aug. 8-yl
-glOUU AND FEED.
Charleg Trainep
Respectfully informs the people of Le
lighten tliap ie pas mpst iixceiieni.
Flour Tor Sale ;
Also, good FEED of (ill kinds, and
STRAW In the .Bundle. He is also
prepared to dp any kind of
Hauling cpid Plowing
at short notice.
LEE1GU (3d) STREET,
Lehlgliton, Pa. March 28-ly
WONDERFUL, BUT TRUE I
Whenever I get a Bottle of Bloom
of Youth or Magnolia Balm, Rose Tint,
a tiox of Lilly White, or anything In
thaf lino to beautify the complexion, at
Durllpg's Drug i$tore, t seems to be
nicer and better than I can get any
where else. may
jJ" EllilLSlAN & CO.,
BANK STEEET. Lehighton,
MILLERS and Dealers In
All kinds of GR4IN 3oBllt and.
at Kegumr Ajarpei nates.
We would, also, respectfully Inform
our citizens, that wo am now fully pre
pared to supply tnein wim tue
From any Mine desired, at tho VI31'
LOWEST PItlCES.
-V. HEILMAJf P.
July 23th, 1874.
JOS.
Fashionable
Bpot and Shoe Maker,
Opposite T. Cs Clauss' Store,
B1NK STKEET, LEIHGHTQN., Pa.,
respectfully Informs his friends aud tho
mihllc. that he has lust received a new
and excellent assortment ot Sfen's Wo
men's and Children's !(eady:iado
Bopts, Shoes & Garters,
Which ho wl)l Sel at the Lowest Prices.
13T Boots anil Shoes made to order,
aod ltppalrlng .itently and sutistantlally
dono a$ short notice. qp ?5-yl
TT)1TY IIIM T NO I That Electrle
JL Liniment, lke I got at Darling's
Drug Store, will cqre him or any other
man ot BHEUMAT1SM aud al other
Pains. nifty v.
JyST look at her Hair! Why I
thought It was turning Grey? So
it was, until she got a Uottle of that pew
lfalr Bestorer at Durllng's Drug Store.
-QUY IT I TRY IT I TI;o India
JLJ Rubber PlasterB for a Wea,k Back,
DURLING ba,stheu
may 0
gAMUIiL GKAVER,
Opposite the Public Squaie,
SOUT;i ST., LEHIGnTON, PA
Jauufacurcr of
Tip & Sheet Iron "Ware
And Deader in all klnd,s pt,
t5T Roofing, Spouting and Jobbing
muwpuy aviencieo to. nov, bo
TIOIl Drucs, Medicines. Perfutnerv.
JJ Spices, &c, call at Leutz's Drug
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iiim inrorinatioa twrtslnlnir to the Industral.
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Teachers, Clergymen, Lav-j ers, and People of all
I'roftssiont wtlljlnd the SciiHTiriG Aukmcakvw-
fulto-thtn Jmunddkflvtaplaatn every lUnay,
ru ttHuiiitn itooiH.Gulletie Acaiemv or School.
A (Ml r. numUn eouta in S32 vaaet and SKVKBit
lIlMJ.Rlli t:0lltvlKQ9. JViouwrnil t'f vUumth
Krtprturrwjvr vixu.ny urn. ...... .. - .v -
li-al rmlpti art utl u,rt Un Una Ot mhierip-
tunnricc. Tcrml. tS.20a !air ba nail, including
iioiiuM, Dltcount f Cluil. SxcM cinularl and
.ijKCimcni lent Jru. Hag oiiatl V au iwot veai.
tTl. ,
n L. L-,. la connection wuh the cciis-
i clbUULua. urio AuttiOiv, lleuri. Mux
it Cb. an autcitort of American and lreign Iit
entt, and lute tlulargett eitabtiilment in the worU.
Hon tkanjtjty Vioiitand appllcationi had Veen
rv... munit thrunh their aatttcu.
IKittnUart obtained on the but ttrmi, ilodeU
New inoentumt and u.aate teaming ana aatia
free. A ipttial notice U made in 11 bcnxtirio
txtlllvA!f QJ Oil ifienivnm m wfv
Anf.uiiththe name and reeidenoi of the IvtenUe,
ivttntt are often mjd fnpart or whole, topertont at
tached to the invention ty eueh notia. Strut fur
JimpUct, 110 pagei, containing lau$ anajuu ai
rectioni for obtaining Iitenlt.
Addretl for the Paper, or concerning Patentl,
JfW.VATrf ('0,87 iUrfc time, If. 1". llrancli Ojjtct,
cor. i aud 1th Waihington, V. C.
Hubtci
licriptiont received at thUoJfioe.
FOU Toilet Extracts, Essouces, Fan
cv Soans. ombs. Puffs and Puff
lioxes call at Leuti's Drug fiture.
1AUST10 Soda, 14cts pelf, pound
liMI'. i utug cioru.
i .
'
Save 20 Per Cent.
By getting 7 our
JOB PfUNTJNCr
Done fi the Office of h
Carbon Advocate
Pf .IIEIHTZELMAN'S BUILDING
B.t. tht P. 0. nd L. V. B.Il. p.pot,
lehighton, Carbpn Co., Pa
We have jut received a lqfge and elp-
(gant assortment pf
Of the litest styles ; tpgether with
supeiior stock of
BILLHEA5,
ENVELOPES, IfOTE PAPJJ,
And a variety of other
PRINTING MATERIAL,
A nd can now civ our natrons flrst-
clsa work at pripes y,t least
2Q Per Qeat LQWW
Than my other Q(Uce la this section.
Givo H Trial, and be Qogvinced.
tarTho natronace of tho publlo is
respectfully solicited.
TUB GAUBOIV ADVOCATE,
A 21-columri Local Paper, and, thonly
nuwipupcr
Entlr.ly Print.d n tfcf Couiy,
Is published every SMrday BiprrAlft a
i
C1 q Yfifir 111 AdVEUCe,
PA iUi. miimuuvw,
Ox tl.50 If not paid in advance. The
AdvooatEj with its large aud in,
creasing circulation, Is one
of the very
of I
p..t MstUgmi for A4Vf ttMIUl
In this Section,
application. '
Ratea furnished on
U. V. UORTHIMEB,
at I
LoWghton, Carbon Cpanty, Pa.
olssiprt Ahead I
The undorsigtujd ,wiuld respectfully
Inform bulldcrs.contractors and thspobr
.11c in general, that, they 4iavo:opcned'
In connection with -their
SAW - MIMU
Near the L. A S. Depot.
W3EISSPORT, pPenna.,
nuu uum, luuy uuvu no w oju Jiana an im
mense stock ot thoroughly Seasoned
Lumber, such as
yough Pine Boards,
surracea i"ino Boards
T . 1 . I v. . ... .
r luunpg, juemiocjc ana i'lne.
Sidings, of all kinds, ' .
Shingles, an Immense stock,
Epoflng and Ceding- Lath,
ecantlinff.
and, In fact, Lumber of every demlp
tlon at tho ycry lowest market prices.
Wpare alsp preparpd to fnrnlsb, Balld
ers and others with a very fino article of
Hand, suitamo for Masonry
Work, Plastering, &o at Be,
markably Low Figures.
Wo havo constantly on hand' a larca
lot pf Wood anltable for Firewood,
-which we will sell, it) large or small
quantities, ac .'rices to salt your pocket;
pva motto-honest count low phioxs.
Yeakel Albright,
TTT-! : J
weisspon,
pug,23-yl CSrbon county, P,
T
ftlCKEIlT,
Opposite L. S( 8. Depot,
On the East Weissport Canal Bank,
Hpspectfully informs thp pltliens of thl
vicinity tlinp he keeps, constantly on
hand, and is selling at tho very lowest
Market Prices, the very best brands of
ALSO, dbaleu IK
For Building and other purposes, wbjcbj
ho guarantees to bo
(Thoroughly Seasbae
And to. Bell ai tho
VERY LOWEST BATES, '
CJOSll? COaH.fil
Wholesale anc) Ilv-tall at the, very Ljr;
est uasn iTices.
lie has also a number ot very eligibly
located
ip, ItlCKERTSTOWN, Frank!n Twp.,
which no win sen on very .pasy Terras,
aug. 9, 'Ta,yl J. K. IUPKEflT.
A LL kinds of patent Medicines tX
-fX. LentzSs Drug Store,
nriLLIAM KEMERER,
YV Corner of.
Bank & South Sts,, Lehighton, Fa.k
Ecepsfiill line of
Cprflprlslng Ladies' Dress'Goods, Blacij
ana uoiorea alpacas, uingnams,
Vrlnts, Shirtings Sheetings, &ts,
ot every grade and prico,
CARPETS Afiroili OLOTP3,
In greal .varie-y.
Teas, Coffees, Sugars, Spices, ?ru,ti,
Jiams, snoumers, wac-jneat, fa.
Bought, SoVl or Exchanged
HAR DW ARB
S( Building and other purpose p.
great .variety of toe ftf si quaiuy..
All coods warranted as represented
and. prices fully as. low ftjsevfhere.
A Aril K 1B7'l.u1
w. n. BEX,
BUILDER A Q 0 N T.R ACTO R;
" BANK BTUEkT, LEUIOUTOIf, PA'. '
Respectfully anounce's' to th6 "pltliens,
of Lehlfihtcn and vlflnlty that ho Is
no w" prepared to contract fr' th6 Erec
tion OX uweiunga, cnurcues, ncnuut
houses, and. other bydldlngs. Aso,'1hat.
he keeps'constantly W hand' a-full at,
sortmentof every description -of; "
JLimlieir I
consUtlpg, ftf floorl.rtf:, Biding, doori
sash, blinds, shutters, .molding; : e.,.
which he is prepareft.w.iuruia).
very lowest roaiM wtest .,flV.v .
I'atronage respewruiiy ounci.i
Lehighton, Myi7, 1373k y,nt
BEATTX . p"noU 7, '
WEiGnswiiBKiioxED oysawKE
THOUSAND POUNDSt Llberfl terms
to dealers', ,
EJSend stamp for Circular. Miita,
DANIEL F., BKATTr, WwWn&Wr.
N J.