A IVcll-Curod Man. Dr. Ilcary Soutliell, nn old man of uiity, lives with Ills son-in-law In De troit, and It Is said thai tho nged pio neer has a temper II ko a hear poked up with a hot pitchfork. Ho grunts and snarls around rtt everything and every body, and there Is no peace In the hou9o until his eyes and mouth are closed In sleep. Ilo took a now tack a few days' ago, and threatened to commit suicide if his whims were not humored. Tho family did not really thlpk ho would do nucha thing, but they wereuotsure.aml bo thoy wero rather soft on him for a few days. One night ho got some odd notion In Ills head, and tho family flatly refused to gratify It. He said ho would take poison, but they wero Arm. Along In tho night he ,was heard groaning oud rolling 'around, having an attack of bilious colic, aud tho family roused up under the Idea that he had taken a deadly dose. Ho woulden't say ho hadn't, as ho wanted tohavorovengo on them. The boy ran for a doctor the woman bunted for mustard, and tho son-in-law dashed about after eggs. He got a couple, broke tho whites Into a teacup, and ordered tho old man to open his potato trap. Old man wouldu't, but ho was taken by tho throat and mado to. Tho eggs wero followed by mustard. Ho shut his gums together, but tho son-in-law sat down on him and jabbed tho end of a tooth-brush into his mouth until he opened It. When the old man heard them call for tepid water ho said it wasn't a case of poisoning, but they rammed tho tooth-brush at his gums again, and ho had to drink half a pint of warm water. The son-in-law said he wasn't going to havo his family dis graced by a suicldo In the house, and he shouted for more eggs. Tho old man tried to beg off, but they held, jerke'd down his chin, and the eggs went down his throat. While waiting for the doo tor tho son-in-law got tho old man out of bed and pranced him up and down tho hall with nothing on but a long night shirt. , Ho made tho pioneer get up and travel like a buffalo, leaping over chairs up ,&nd'down and around everywhere. -The old man shouted again and again that he had not tried to commit suicide, but tho son-in-law said It was too thin, and continued to prance him until tho doc, tor came. The doctor said it was mor pliino, and hp whipped out a stomach pump aud rolled up hU sleeves. The old man begged that they would not pump him out, but they wero firm. Ho was thrown down ond held fast, and they Jingled the rubber tube down his throat and tho doctor manned the bra lies and pumped away. Ho said It was a grave case, but it was barely possible that the patient mlget be saved, no pumped away un til tho reservoir was empty, and then they ran tho old man around again, fed him uo more eggs, felt his pulse, and the doctor said It wab the nicest llttlo Job he had had for six months. Tho old pioneer Is abed yot, but Is lecovcrlng, nod tho son-in-law expects tho most gratifying results from tho exper iment. Improved Flour I'aste. Take two quarts of boiling water and add to it, a dessert spoonful of powdei. cd alum, and stir It until It Is dissolved. Mix one pint wheat flour with enough cold water to make a smooth batter, but thin enough to pour out easily, and turn It very slowly into tho boiling alum water. Stir constantly until tho flour Is well cooked say about ten minutes and It will look clear like starch. Take It from the fire, and pour in half a teaspoonful of oil of cloves, sassafras or cinnamon, stralu through a cloth to avoid all lumps, and put away for uso in largo mouthed Jars or bottles. Cork it up tightly, acd It will always be ready aud keep forever. For box-makers, book-hlnders and Journalists this paste Is quite as denia ble as muscllage, and far cheaper. The hardest thing to deal with An old pack of cards. Self-made mou aro very apt to l ship their maker. iijoubcna policeman aim at a dog, try to get nenr the dog. Nothing comes homo so muoh to a man as an unsettled bill. The highost compliment to a barber He dyed aud uitdu no sign. Our faith in huuiau nature has been restored Susan 1). says she .dfdp't. Gravity is no more evidoncoof wis dom than a paper collar Is of a bhlrt. Those who have tried it say that kissing Is like a sewing machine, be causo It seems good, "Fred, how Is your sweetheart?" "Pretty well, Iguesjjshosayslueedn't call any more," A gentleman being asked "to take o.driuk," declined, but said if uo ob- Jestlons were made he would take a loaf of bread Instead. The party went t a bakery, the treater bought a loaf or orum, nnd It dono up, and his friend took It home. The loaf w as afterwards eni to a needy family. fjp D. CliABSS, Merchant Tailor, , And Dealer In Gcnt'H FurnlHliln? Goods, liEHIcmTON, PA. Constantly on hand a splendid stock of NEW GOODS, Consisting of IMaln and Fancy Cloths, Casslineres and Vestlngs,for Men's and Hoys' Wear, which I am prepaied to Make up to Order In the most Fashion able Styles, at short notice Ladles', Misses and Children's A well 'selected stock of French and Turkey Morocco, Glove Kid, Lasting, Kid, Pebble and Grain Leather Boots and Shoes on hand, or fllntfo to Order. Mats & ?aps9 Of tho Latest Styles always oj hand, at tho Lowest Price. Also, Agent for tho American & U rover '& Baker ewing Only Ono Price for .Everybody; January 11, 1873-yl elssport Ahead ! The undersigned would respectfully Inform builders, contractors and the pub lic In general, that they have opened a In connection with their SAW-MILL, Near the L. S., Depot, WEISSPORT, Pecna., and that they have now on hand,an im mense stock of '.huroughly Seasoned Lumber, such as Rough Pine Boards, Surfaced Pino Boards, Flooring, Hemlock and Pine, Sidings, of all kinds, Shingles nn Immense stock, Hoofing und Ceiling Lath, Scantling, and, In fact, Lumber of every descrip tion at thi very lowest market prices. Wo are nlso prepared to furnish Build ers and others with a very lino article of S tt d , suitable for Masonry Work. iMaMi-rliig. &o , at He- niarkably Low Figures. Wo havo constantly on hand a largo lot of Wood suitable for Flrcwoud, which we will sell, In large or mall quantities, at Prices to suit your Pockets Oca Motto HONhSl' CoU.VT LOW 1'IIIC .S. Icakei k Albri lit, Weissport, aug 23-yl (.'urbon county, Pa BUILDER & CONTRACTOR HANK STUKhT, LEIHGUIOX, I'A. Respectfully announces to the citizens of Lehlghton and vicinity that ho is now prepared to contract for tho erec tion of dwellings, churches, school- houses, and other buildings. A1m, that lie keeps constantly on hand a full as sortment of every description of V consisting of flooring, siding, doors, sasli, blinds, bliutters, iiiolillugs, ,vc, which he Is prepared to fumlsli at tlie very lowest niaiktt rates. Patronage respectfully solicited, W. It. HEX. Lehlghton, May 17, 1373. ly JPJLOUU AIVO l'UUI). Charles Trainer Respectfully Informs tho people of Le hlghton that liu has moit Excellent Flour lor Sale ; Also, good FEED of all kinds, and STRAW In the' .Umullo. He is also prepared to do any kind of Hauling and Flowing at short notice. LEUIGH (2d) STREET, Lehlghton, Pa. March 28-ly E. H. SNYDER L.UI1IG11TOIV. I" i:X.'M., DEALER IN Dry Goods, Notions, DrOSS $nOOl. GROCERIES, QUEENSWARE, Glassware, Hardware, &c. May 31, 1873. JSAAC .HOY Hit, Practical Slater, IXIIItiUTOA, la., announces to tho citizens of Lehlghton aud vicinity that ho Is prepared to till all orders for Rooting Slatu aud do all kinds ot Roofing and Slate work ou short notice and reasonably terms. KTRepalrlng neatly and expeditious ly done. June 1U tt TOITY HIM? KoT-TiTBt Electric Liniment, like I got at Duillng's (irug Store, will cure hi in or any other man ot RHEUMATISM aud all other Pains. may 0 BUY IT I TRY ITI-The India Rubber Plasters for Weak Hack DURL1NQ has theni may 0 AT CO S T 2 In order to closo out present stock, tho undersigned rcspectfully.annnuncos to the citizens of Lehlghton and vicini ty that ho' has Marked. Down Prices of all kinds of Goods to about cost, and will Sell For Ca&h Only Ho has In stock a largo assortment of Dry Goods, Groceries, Provisions, luccii.mvarc, Hardware, and a variety of other articles too num erous, to enumerate. If you desire to secure Now Is jour Timo A Small Sum Money will Buy n Large Quautity Goods I Store Opposite L. & S. Depot, BANK-street, Lehighton, Fenna. Z. II. LONG, lgent. TiuniMAN AitNEit, Assignee. March 28, 1874. IIICKF.RT, Opposlto L. & S. Depot, 99 On tho East Weissport Canal Sank, Respectfully Informs tho citizens of this vicinity thnt ho keeps constantly on and, and Is belling at tho very lowed Market Prices, tho very best brands of ALSO, DUALCll IN Lroimism For .Building and other purposes which he guarantees to bo Thoroughly Seasoned And to Sell at tho VERY LOWEST RATES. oUCJoaRX J Wholesale and Ilitall at the very Low est CaMi Prices. Helms also a number of very oligjbly located In RICKEUTSTOWN, Franklin Twp., which lie will sell ou very Easy Terms, aug. 0, '73-yll .1. K. RIOKERT. ' TmriLLIAM KEMERER, wv Corner of Bank & South Sts., Lehighton, Fa,, Keeps a full lino of Comprising Ladles' Dress Goods, Dlaek and Colored Alpacas, Ginghams, Prints, Shirtings Shi'ftlngi.,&c. of every gradu and price. CARPETS A I CLOTHS, In gre. y. IProv 3 s lions, Teas, Coffees, Sugau, tfpices, Fruits, Hams, Shoulders, Sldi-Moat. &n. Froduce Ilouglit, Sold or Exchanged H ARDWAR E For Ilulldlng and other purpose; In great variety of thu best quality. Ml eooils warranted as represented and prices fully as low as elsewhere. April 5, 1873-yl 1L 1 KL,i:ilI,GKU Would respectful ly nuuouncb to his friends and the public In general, that ho has open ed a ilr&t-class Liveyr & Sale Stable, and that he can furnish Horses. Bungles and Carriages of the best description, for Plensuic, Business or Funeral pur poses, ot very Reasonable Charges, and m hhort notice. HAULING done at short notice and on short notice. In connection he will also continue his Carriage Manufactory where tho'peoplo can get their Carriages VJuggles, Wacons, etc., niami to order. or REPAIHED on short notice n'nd at reasonable prices. The Undemtgned respectfully an nounces that he has been appointed Ageur. tor rue Universal Wringer and Doty'sClothesWasher. These are undoubtedly tho best Wash ers and Wringers In the market, and our lames ate UivlteU to call ai d set theni, L. P. Kleppinger, 6'or, JMNK and IRON Streets, i eu. joo.j ivenignton, fa, OV CAN Save 20 Per Cent. By getting jonr" JOB PRINTING '' ''Don'e't'Yho'bmc'oof the Carbon Ailvocate, IK nEINTZELMAN'S BUILDING. Bet. the V. 0. and, h. V, R. It.. Depot, (.clilghton, Carbon Co., Pa Wo have just received a large and gant assortment of ele- Of the latest stylet ; together with a ' supet lor block of . . i. i . CAEllSi EHVELOPIii.'.'NOTE Pi. E, And a. variety of other PRINTING ...'MATER I Af, A ml ran now give our pulion Him class work at pi Ices' at leu'bt 20 Per Cent 'Lower Thau any. otliet ,0lllce4 In this M'clluh .'j . . . to'ii , I . Give Uj a-.Trialai.d be i.ouvince. ' ' ! dpi- .' , ' 1 "3 ,,,: ii. i. .i i EsTTho patronage' ot thoiptibllo ils respectfully solicited.- rilU C4!t!tt. . ' -riTii.'fl'f ii.' ll. I- A 21-colun n Local Paper, and Uo; ill) newspaper, Knllrcly I'rjii'iril In the Can j Is published every Saturday mornln $1 a Year in Advance, 0r1.3tflf not 'paid In advance. The Apvocate, wtli Its large and In- creasiiigclieiilation, Is one . . f the very Kill Jleilliuin for AUvcrtUIng In this Section, application. Rates furnished on h: v. morthimhr. Lehlghton, Carbon County, Fa, IT A New Idea! a. WILSON SHUTTLE Sewing Made FOR 50 Dollars ! ! FARMERS, MERCHANTS, MECHANICS, AND EVERYBODY Buy the World-Renowned THE BEST IN THE WORLD! IS?Tlio Highest Premium was awarded to it at Ohio Stato Pair; Northern Ohio Fair; Amor. Institute, N. Y.J Cincinnati Exposition; Indianapolis Exposition ; St. Louis Fairj Louisiana Stato Fair; 1 Mississippi Stato Fairj and Georgia Stato Fair; FOR BEING THE BEST SEWING MACHINES, and doing the largest and best range of work. AH other Machines in tho Market wero in direct COMPETITION ! ! ZWFov Hemming, Fell ing, Stitching, Cording, Binding, Braiding, Embroidering, Quilb ing and Stitching fine or heavy goods it is unsurpassed, "Whoro wo havo no Agenta we will deliver a Machine for tho prlco named above, at tho nearest Rail Road Station of Purchasers. Needles for all Sewing Ma chines for Sale. Old Machines taken in Exchange, Send for Circulars, Prlco List, &c and Copy of the Wilson Reflector, one of tho best Periodicals of tho day, devoted to Sowing Ma chines, Fashions, General News and Miscellany. Agents "Wanted Wilson Sewing MacliinB Co. CLEVELAND, OHIO. gi'iisuHiuu von lite Carlion Advocate, The Chfipeit l'per In tbe Lebl;h V:ioj Only One Dollar a Year. eg ijr.; ytNV.T.'WKvm Dr. J. Wallcfcr's California Vinegar Bitters aro a purely Vog ctabloprcparatioil, mado chiefly from tho natlvo herbs found on, tio lovcr ranges of tho Sierra Novada moun tains of California, tho iuedicjual properties of which hro extracted therefrom without tho uso of Alcohol. Tho question la almost daily askedr " What is tho causo of tho uupar alloled success of 'Viegak lltT TEnst" Our answer is, that they romovo th6. causo of disease, aud, tho pntlcut recover hU health. They nro tho great blood purifier anil a life-giviug luiuclplo, a jiurfect Reno vator nnil Inrlenrator of the Bjstoin. Never heforo iu tlio history .of tho world has a medleiuo been coiupouudetl 'pos ecasiug tho. ,rcniarkablo"qualitIea,pf "viw EQAit IllTTE'ris iu lieiiliug th'o" sick' of every ihsciiso man U heir to. They.aro a (rentlo I'urpntivo e.i well ai a Tuulc, relieving Congestion or Iilllauihiatiou of tho Liver aud VistewVOfguro, iu I3iUous VUotiios, Tlio properties of Dn. Walk cti'n Vincoar llrrrF.ns uiii Aperient. Dia phoretic, Oai'uiiuative, Niitritliiiis, Lata tivo, Diuretic!, Sodntlvn, Counter-irritant, Sudorific. Alterative, mid Auti'Bih'om. Uratelnl Thousands proclaim VnfEGAU liiri'Ens tho most wonder-, fttl Invigorunt that over sustained tho sinking system., No l'crsou can tako these Lit ters according to directions, and re main long unwell, provided their bones aro not destroyed by mineral poison or other moans, and vital or gans wasted hovemd repair. Bilious, Itemiuent, nnd, In termittent Tovers, which aro so. prevalent in tho valloys of oui great rivers throughout tho United Stares, especially thoso of tlio liisslsslpjjl, Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Tenue'ssoty Cumberland, Arkansas,- lied, Colo rado, .Itrazo's, , Kio Grandq, ,EearI,. Alabama, llobilo, Savannah, Ko-' nuoko, James, and many othors, with their vast' tributaries', tliro'ogh out our entire country during thoi Summer nnd Autumn, nnd remarka bly so during seasons of unusual cat and dryucss,,aro invariably ac companied by extensivo derango incuts of tho stomach and liver, and other abdominal viscera. In their1 treatment, n purgativotl oxorting.a, powerful iutinonco upou.tlifiso. ,v4ri-tr o.ta orgatts, is ossoutially netoss.ary. Thero is no cathartic for 'the purposo equal to Dn. J. Walkeh's Vineoak Btrt'UR?, ah they will speedily remove' tho durcolorcd viscid uiattor with which tho hnweUaro loaded, at tho tamo timo stimulating tho secretions of tho liver, and guncraily restoring tho healthy fuuo tions.nf tho digestive organs. Tortiiy tho body against dfs?, case by ptuifyiug all its ilulds with, VisnQAit tUTTEiis. No epidomio caa talco hold of a system thus loro-armod. DyspOpsia or Indigestion, Head- nche, i'um iu tlio Shouldors, Oouijli.i, Tightness of the Chest, piziinesa, Sour UiuetatiiiiH of tho Stouiaob, Dad Taste, iu tho Mouth, Bilious Attacks, I'ahrita-' tiou of tho llcnrt, Inflanunatioiv of tho Lungs, I'uin ill tho region of tho Kidney , aud a hundred other painful nymptdrus, avo." tho otl'ipviiigs of Dyspopsia. One hot tla will proVo' a hotter guardntea. of its merits than a lengthy advertisement.. Scrofula, or King's Evil, Whito, Sivelliugs, Ulcers, Erysipelas, Swelled Neck, (ioitre, Scrofulous inflammation.!, Indolent Inlliiuiuiationfli ilcrcurial' affec tions, Old, Sores, Uruptious of tho 8kin, Soro 13yo-, etc. in those, a iu all other constitutional Disoaserf, 'WAtKKtt's Vlx- liaAitlttti'sits hava shown tholr great bur ativo powers iq tho most obstinate and '.ntractablo cases, For Inilainmatory and. Chronic itlicuuintiSni, Gout, nillaus, Remit tent and Intermittent Fevers, DiscasoV of tho Itlimil, I.lver, Kidnoysand Bladdor, thqso llittuiii have no equal. Such l)i eases aro' caused hy itlated Blood, Meclianicn Diseases. Persons engaged in I'aTnta and liberals, such' as Plumbers, Ti-po-settors, Uold.heaters aud Miners, ai thuy advanco iu, life aro Bub ect t') paralysii of tho Bowels.- To guard against thK tako a do.q of WAtKBtt'fl V INCOAR llITTEas otCftsloiially,- Eor Skin Diseases, .Ernptions, Tetter, Saltj-lMnrani, BJotuhcs, Snots, I'im ples, l'ustulos, Bolls, Cai'huncles, King worms, Scald-head, Soro Eyes', Erysipu la), Itch, (Scurfs, Discoloratlons of tho Skin, Humor aud UUoases. of thoSkinof whatever namo or natiiro,"rp literally dug up' and tarried oat of tho uystenf in a short time by tho use. of those Bitters. Pin, Tape, and other "Worms,. furking in tho system ,of so uiauy thou sands, aro cll'ectually destroyed ud re moved. Ko system of medicine, nil ver mifuges, no antbuknihitics -will free the system from woruwliko thoso BlUprs, jforPeinnlfiCoinplaihts, Inyoopg or old. married or single, at tho dawn of womanhood, ortho turn of lifo, these Ton ic Bitters display so decided an influence . that improvement is soon perceptible. Cleajiso tho Vitiated, Blood whenever you iitid Us impurities bursting through tho skin in Pimples, Eruptions, or Sorosj cleanse it when yuu find It ob. -tructed aud sluggish. Ju tho, veins; cleausu it wheu It Is fuulj your feelings wil tell you' when. Keep too blood pure, and tha health of tho svstom will follow. It. II. .ilc UO.V.ll.U ct., I)ni(tglat & Ofn. Agti., San lancioo. Collfan uiu, cur. of tuliinfiton anilClmilina fiifK.T nlil 1)1 iitt.l)iiKKlaUHllil l)eulff. TT OOK BEAUTIFUL ti 0 0 K ROSY! A Unfile of DIIRLINQ-S ItOSE GLYCERINE for Roughness of .lie Skin, Chapped Hands', Ac, only S3 cents a bottle. may 0.
Significant historical Pennsylvania newspapers