; h) 1r ET iatim, oc.cp LlB , .?,Tlllltras3' C0M1CT3c.187:32,121:PE2* a2.0.1Fi95, Neatly and Promptly .executed, at the ADVERTISER OFFICE, LEBANON, PENN'A Tata establishment is now supplied with an extensive assortment of JOB TYPE, which will be increased as the patronage demands. It can now turn out PRINTING, of every description, in a neat and expeditious manner— and on very reasonahloiartna . "' Such as Painvillots, Cheeks, 'Snail:toss Oards, Handbills, • -Circulars, Labe/s, • Bill Headings, Blanks, Programme!, Bills of Tare, Inoltations, Tlokets, &0., &o. The friends of the estskihrhment, and the public gener ally are reepentfully solicited to send in their orders. 40"11A.NDIt lUS Printed et en bouts notice. Sir DUDS of all kinds, Common and Juti gm en t lIONDS. Fehool, Justices', Constabla and other BLANES, printed correctly and neatly on the best paper, constantly kept for ado at this office, at prices "to suit the times." ..$ Subscription price or tho LEBANON ADVERTISER, One Dollar and alf 4.Year. Address, WM, M. Ibtustati, Lebanon, Pa. ISAAC. HOFFER, SURVEYOR AND COXVgYANCER, FFICE In Cumberland street., opprite the Engle J tel, Lamm, M. '12,14-Iy. DA tars J. sgifirwEß, ATTORNEY AT LAW. OnykluE in'Osimpernani street, uearly opposite Brua's Hotel, Lebanon, Va. [A og. 213,'57. I.E MEII. Y DISTRICT ATTORNEY. ILL attend to bin oMulal buidness; also, all other V legal and professional business entrusted to lam will be promptly attended to. OPFICE—In Cumberland street, aecond door east front Market street, Lebanon, l'a. (July 22,'57. LAFAYETTE BROWER , GAS FITTER. A womrs9 A. S. ypra.Office, Walnut street, nen, A I+r nni4 yeattilfid assortmenkof n m 'rus fro the well-known eetablishment of CCilt - NELi es A Sena, always on hand at Philadelphia prices. oir All work warranted to glee satlentetion. qcs All °Mere will he faithfully executed on the most reasonable terms. ehe ben of mfereiiesiiteni. ['dep. 10, P. G. Wi.KEL-. . • BRICKLAYER AND JOBBER, • Union Deposit, Dauphin Camay, Pd. I A M PREPAIIED, at all Ha am to put up Muck ( 'Won) to all ita brenches,and ou the shortest I notice. AISO, BRICK IMILDINGH,, BOILNIIS, irataa,•Thainte 1/E.AnTua, and all work connect. ed with n YORAM done. /RP A Gang of Sterne asons always rtady to put down 'foundations, and do stone work of errty dcerrlption. [July 1, 's7—tt REMOVAL. e 4 DAMRISE has removed his lIAT & CAP STORE, to his New Brick Building. (opposite hie late stantld .7 Cumberland Street, midway between Market street., :and the Court /louse. lie extends a cordial invitation to all his Blends, and- the public, to give hinr a. call in his new location. Ile hits Just opened his NEW GOODS, bought in anticipation of his Removal and the Christmas holidays. Lebanon, Dcc. 30,1857. Henry W. owerman, AT O. 14 (014 No, 6 ) South TLIIILD Street, /Wow Mark -111 Phlladulphla. LEATHER DEALER,. Calf Sklki Morbccox, Lintngu, Dtnilinge. ,: ICED .AND OAK '80E44 I.I.IATFIER, Sc. N. IL—Rough Loather, bought or Luken In invehange, March 3, 1363,-.17. - fienryllarlman 7 s. Brewetv AND LAGER BEER SALOON :I CusilArSitid Street, wok 6t thutlitnk Road, Lebo, I non. Schweitzer Rod Lhoberger cheePe, Holland Honing, wheltewht unanntail. Inrge-rort to the second otory.lftfrrihr meetings, Hoctutles, Lebanon, VervflB6l.• . . ',l l / 2 irtter ktr o lk gritzollOUVlALY;ltAitittfrgarik4,o h. Le k,T anon Bahl. would ecapeafully inform the Mains of Lebanon and vicinity. that In:Latin continues his first-clay Shelving 4. iiiir Dressing Saloon, and is prepared to do busloads in the neatest and best style, and would solicit nil to Ova Mut a trial. Lebanon, Oct. 21. 1557. To Persons BOUT TO VISIT I'll I AI—TRY ".". AIL the 1i TERN 110TS4,3Ltnittr Erect bc• low 1/111,otroqt, Every ettention given, with e titiAtru to piooso, BoAILDING $1 rEit IMI. anly. 22,'57-ly. A.. 11. HOVIUNS, Proprietor. Lebanon Female. Seminary. 11111 E FOURTiI RESSIIKsi of tlui "1.14 is ANON FE- At flfnl Alt V" connnenorti on Elul fir.st day February. 3lndunm DECAMPS will Ore In vtruction Iu Noeillo Work. I.F:1111 U. MUMMER, Principal, ' MOD lq DECAMPS, Teacher of !dude tinil Frorcli. Talmtnon, Feb. 3 UK .-11teaily-ittbade Clothing! iCTI AS OV.KIICoATS, 'Sack Coats, Frock Coats, Ninth Sand 'Vests, nil colors and all prices, Just received and 'iltforeil at such prleas as have already induced many to purchase, We defy competition on Ready-Made Clothing. for cheap Coats, Yeats and Vests, all at HENRY. fi f'fINE'S fror.e. tehaton. Ortuber 29,1867, rifesv Stage Line Between linmraeletown and Middletown. O N and after the loth fnat., the sub fierthers will run a Daily Stir Line in *Matta between ituntelstown and Mtdd etown, ttonaectlng with the cars on the Lebanon Valley Railroad on the arrival and departure of the mama at Rummel!. lawn. Thoy Mao keep a LIVERY STABLE at Middle• town for the accommodation of the piddle. Good horses and all kinds of wive:Tame November 2, 1657. Shaving, Dressing, and Sha imapouning SalotNa. illintitMAN at NV rIALEY would respectfully in form the public that they have REMOVED their atabilehment to Market greet. next door to .Tohn M. liferk's natal, Lebnnnn,Where it will give them pleasure to wait on all who mayftivor them with their patronage. They have had much experience in the business, and will spare no pans to give entire sotiAnction to their costa mere.. They have tondo ovary arnummnont for the per fection of their busbies/I. They cordially invite a call and trial. . Lebanon, March 3, leba. lirisit Whiskey. - ,e 4 .110/11hOON 111118 REY, and E. Rum.Ori q tr.darorlor 'quality, juet' received and for sale at ItSlO A nrs Wine and Liquor More. Lebanon, Dec. 39, 1857. • For Bent. 'vas undersigned offers for RENT, Ms STORE and CELLAR, on Market Square. in Jonestown, Lebanon icesiety, Pa., on reasonable terms. Jonestown, Feb. 17,1868 • r 11 T AVl).shiNit•ii 03: to 1 0 1 .1„:8, JOHN T, AI'KINS 4 • • Lebanon, Feb. 3, INS. _ Cheap. For h Cloth 9 Casoimer AiI,NETT, and all kind of Woole n Goode, call at the S Contra Building of ItAnEsr 4 BED:s , Trim" ydu will • • d every variety of Goods for Clentlomon dt Boys' Wear, I• ad for tho Eamon ott4 In price to snit the times. . •banon, Oct. 21,1857. • • Garden Seed's. vi t • GARDEN SEE,DfiI Warranted Fresb,‘ received by on, Feb.Yeb. ,88 1riLvonto LE3I.IIEitGER; . • Druggies. rAd • TMFORTkNT INFORMATION , by which mach 1 snilbring lir - 106111es may be avoided. sent to mar ried men' and those coqW sn mplatingArriago.'.' ' drithi, enclosing four ' Album, Int. G. 'W. AD VISCOMR.E; Brooklyn, N. Y. Dec.lB, 'b7.--Can.. . . • . NOIIe. TeIEE9OIBBI Indobted.to tbel late firm of ERECIIBILL k WlTlloYER,'tvill make payment to -Om under *limed, on or beton March first, 1858, the ontetondiong **counts being in his hands-for colloction‘ Lebanon 11,1868. • • A. g. ELY: , . R evol vers R . . .. /. 11tAllon's and other Revolve ' single and aijpole .arripols. lino Pocket Kifveti,..lPort. Monalei, In' itirlety and *old of the lontsf figure at/ ,ItIATZENSTPX. & =Oa, . Dee. le, UV. CheatS Jocettry &Rd Fahey Store. •.. .C.a,11 a nd See: fiARENTai. Cou'petel Oil Cloths! Oil Clothed lasiccits! liasketslCarpskOhaini Carpet Cludni bed Yeithevin aedlisotberel Corn 13rooms: Cora Brooms; Band Bolds, and a variety of other (Ueda, received and deli) , receiving by Howard Exprose, which will be sold ehespt by Leban a on, 00t.28058. HENRY & STINE. • Notice , t 0, .. ereditors. ALL PlCSSONSiridebted to,thallrm of !MIRK ,t TTCP., or to SAMV.SL - .12, SHIRK; by Note, nook Account, orotharwise, ore re/it:aka to trudorearly noyment to Anon R. SocollTillt, Esq., at his Office, jn Ilbauon, and mays costa. 'LEVI 'KLINE, . . AMOS R. 1301.1011TElt, Attorneys for Creditors. Lehman, Oct. 7,14 Fancy Dress. Goods. . A T RADER & TIRO'S NEW BUILDINGyou gill Bad a .111 splendid aesortinent of all kinds of Fancy Geode-- Shawls, Capes, Scarfs, Collars, and in short, eYerfrariety of Goods for a complete Drees—very cheap. All kinds of Domestics Doede—Musline are Tory cheap— Cheek, Ticking, Sheeting, Blankets,. &c., Eto. 42 Please WI and see for yourselves. (Lebanon, 0r5t.21,'67. Anihrotypes. f,yop. want on AMBILOTTPB tbatnennot, be beta., call on I J; ILO:LAIN,* Antox Rue's New Building, In Cum berland street , Lebanon, Pa. (Jan. 20,1.939. LTZ RfSDEL hate the eetelmited PYaier Orotb l'av fdf valq•whleH ihey *errant eyr dx month/. • ' VOL. 40. Nolice to .Tax,Citillectors. ITErE Commissioners wtealcl again urge the Collectors to collect tho amounts due ou the Duplicates and pay the same over without delay. The present stste of the County fundsovill .not, permit of any furthenindul genet). Itis tlatit-this notice will not be disregard ed, otherwise the :CoMigissliniers will' feel themselves bcund to enforce the cidlectlon of the same. FRED.KRICK SHULTZ, Commissioners drit.Cl:B BACHMAN, or Lebanon, Feb; MIC 10, IHZEB 6B. L'DEININOER, Lcbnoucounty (Lb. pa ri pens cogy., CLOTHING!, ; , CLOTHING ! CLOTHING! Clothing for the Million. THE LA RGEST,beet, assorted stick of Ready-made Cloth- Lag ever exhibited' in Lebanon, was just opened at the Head-Quarters far. Good and Chug) Clothing 1• in Cninberland street, opposite the Court nous°. , Itsizafisxstx a Banniss. take the lend in selling cheaP; they can't be beat. We invite our numerous Customers and the public in genera/, to call and examine our new stock of FALL and CkarßlNG,.ecalsisting of all styles' of Over coats; Sack and Brook Coats, Raglans, TalmseCtu3simer and Business Coats, Boys' Coats, Bailie end Vent; es well sea large stock of new styles of fancy vessimer pants, silk, velvet, plush and satin Yeats; Underclothing,thlMjilk 'shirts, matins) shirts and drawers, heavy Cogan and wool drewers,Gorman knit Jackets, wool and aottoithose, ?duf fers, Comforts, neckties., suspenders, gloves, shirts and col lars &c., &e„ &c. e- Eats and Caps, Thinks, Valises and. Carpet ow, be sold at the lowest figure. ' Lebanon,Oet. 7,'67. n KURD:3I'IIN .b.BRO. Great Crowd,---ibow . . Priees i O RE morning, lost week, as a falend and myself, were ' leisurely walking out Market street, and on arriving near the corner Of (Wilma street; our attention was at tracted to a, large crowd of Ladies—and nearly all of whom were provided with large market baakets, and others With satchels hanging to their arms, and were evi dently intent upon the same object. , lipon lare ti fr s we found that in the Mansion House, on the corner of Guil ford and Market streets, is located the :extensive Diy. Goods, Grocery, and Queenaware Store of our OE4 and siffable FUNCK & BRO., who-have Just opened a large stock of Pall Ooods, and that the , great crowd of La dies were their regular customers, who maybe seen daily at their counters, purchasing their geode.-'AII"we elm were evidently satisfied with their purehasbs; were loud in the praises of the excellent quality of their stock, and all were, of the unanimous opinion that FUNCK & BRO. sell the best qualitioa,,atitOwer prices, than any of- their competitors. So our advice would be to you, one and- all, both great and small, to give FUNCK & BlLO.n.coll. and they will surely try to please you. - PEDESTRIAN. North Lebanon, Oct. 21, 155 T. ILebanon Valley Bank. Comber/and street, one door east of, Reinhard's Hotel. klEillig e o f 31 4 Q an n t 7 tt it er A ii:o B losft 'REST on y of March, 1857; For 1 year, and longer, 6 per cenL per annum; For 6 months, and longer; 5 per cent. per annum ; For 3 months, and longer, 4 per cent: per annum; requiring a short notice of withdrawal. interest paid in full for the Deposits from the data of deposit to the data of withdrawal. We will alto afford a liberal line of ile commodations to those who may favorns with DepOSita, payable on demand. Will pay a premium on SPANISH and MEXICAN DOLLARS, and also on old.. Arm-lean Dot tars mind waif .Dollars. Will make collections on and re mit to all parts of the United States, the Canadas and Europe; Negotiate Loans, &a., ,ke., and do a general EX CHANGE and •BANKING BUSINESS. ' 0. DANSO:".I -COLEMAN, President. Oco. °LEM, Cashier. t The undersigned, 'MANAGERS, are irallyithuilll liable to the extent of their Estates. for pB Pepoeits awl other ohljpitione of the " hen:ix 0.7, VAZLEX BANK" " SIMON CAMERON, G. DAWSON COLEMAN, GEORGE SMITLLER, LEVI KLINE, JAMES YOUNG, AUGUSTUS BOYD, Lobnnon, Nov. 13, I SW. GEORGE GLEIM, Lebanon Muth:kr 'lnsurance Company. incorporated by the Legislature of Pa. CTIARTER PERPETUAL! OFFIrE, AT JONES'fOrrA; LEBANON COUNTY. GUARANTEE CAPITAL $55,000 rginTS COMPANY is in fall operation, and ready to make insurance on all kinds of property, in Town or Country, and on as favorable terms as any well gov erned and sato company, either on thfl Mutual or joint stock principle. President—JOHN BRUNNER,- Rs% Vice President—D. M. RANK. Treasurer—OßO. P. iStRILY. Secretary—WM. A. BARRY. DIIIECTO,R2 • - Jonas DanNER,Ow% t GEO. F. Mr.mr, Kxnuirr, • NAPOLEOS. DEEM • Jan^. Snuma, aqua C. SELnua, . - S. K. Temente% DAVIE/ M. Ii.ANR, D avr aRANK , Murat I.f.' Piave% - 'War. A. DAnnr. ANTTIONT It. ELY, Agent for Ld,anon and vicinity, Jomptown, Feb. 3,1101. 11(ld's Genuine Prvparalion OP Highly Concentrated Compound Fluid Extract Bucher. For diseases of the ithulder, Kidneys, Gravel, Dropsy, Weaknesses, Otistroetions„ Serret diseases, Fe male Cotaphiints, and nil diseases of - - :the Sexual Organs. Arising from Excesses and Imprudenries in life, and re moving. MI Improper. Discharges from the Madder, Kid neys, or Sexual Organs, whether existing Male or Female, • Fr o m vrhnt ever mates they . mny here originated, And no Matter of - How Long Standing, Giving Ifeulth and Vigor to tin Frame, nit Bloom to the Pallid Cleuk. DEIIUFF & CORBURY Joy :to the A tiliclet/ !! It cures Nervous and Bold Mated SalTorers. and reTTOrt•P all the „yundoufs, among Which will be found Indisposition to Portion, Loss of Power, /ABA of Memory, Difficulty of Breathing, d e , era( Wenkness, Horror of Die. ease, Weak Nerves, Trembling, Dread. fti I Horror of Booth, Night Sweats, Cold Fret. • wotefulncss, Dimpessofisioo Languor, Tiniest , sal lassitude of, tha Muscular Syst:out, often Rnormolis Appetite, with,ppipeptio fflymptonix,- i tot Flushnclus of the Body, Dry nags of the shin, Pallid Countenance and Eruptions on .the Face, Vain in Ili* Mirk. Ilea • • shwas of the. Eyelids, fru quently. Alnck sluts • Flying before • • • .tho Plea. • With Temporary. suffusion and Lou of light; Want of Attention, Great. Mobility, Restlessness, with lIorror• of Society. Nothing Is more desirable to such Pa tients than solitudo, and Nothing they morn , breef.l for Fear, of Themselves no Ite- • . S pose of mnisrici, no earuestnoss, no ' Speculation, buts hurried • •• • translthm from ooe . ? cue an- • • . lithith. These shoptonis allowed to go on—which this med icine invariably - removes—soon follows Lose of Power, /fatuity, and EPILEPTIC FlTS—in ouu of which the pa tient may qxplre. Who can say that these excesses are not frequently fulloWed"bythose direful diseaseis-IN. SANITY AND CONAUM,FTION The reconleof the In sane Asylums, and the ffielaneboly deaths by Consump tion, bear ample witness 4 tbetrath of these assortlons. In Lunatic Asylums the net melancholy exhibition sp. pears. The Couutenanthia actually sodden and quite destitute—neither Mirth or'Griel ernf visits It : should a sound of the voice occur, it iS,rarely:riculate. "With woeful tricaiertif wan eipair Low sullen sounfla his grief.beguilcd." Debility Is most terrlblql. and has brought thousands upon thousand to untimely graves-time bMating tbe am bition of many noble youths. It can be cured by the use of this INFALLIBLE. 'REMEDY 1 • If you are suffering with .ny of the aticire,dletreasing ailments, the FLUID EXTRACT lit Opt . you. Try it and be convinced of its e ffi cacy. • , • Beware orQuark NostrOmi and QuankDii s tore, who falsely b9ust kke abilic and idirtinees. Citizens know and avoid theta, nod save long suffer, AlOneY. and Exposure , by tiendiogor *lc of this Popular andapecific Remedy. • --* • * • It allays all.paiu and inilumuletloni is Perfectly Piem ant ,ia its taste and odor, hut.lin mediate , ia intact/on: lielmAoldts Extruct—Buchu LEVI DICKE Ts prepared directly according to the Rules of Pharmacy and Chemistry, with the greatest accuratly anal:beetle-al knoWledge and care devoted in its combination. - See Professor. Dewees' Valuable. Works on : Ike practice. of Physic, and most of the bites a 'thud orlisof Medicine.. ' 0 r NIRIS KB It. Gni liuddredldollarir will ll'lln?dir3any'PbYsici.l l 4tho can/prove Writ the medicine ever 'injured a patient; .and the' teetimony of thousands can be:produced to' prove that It does great good. Cases of frcrmone week to thir teen roars standing have been effected. The 'mass of Voluntary -Testimony in posses-ion of the Proprietor, vouching - its virtues and, curative powers, is Immense, embyacinig nainseelfetil SOILIKCE'ARD FAME. 100,000 Bottles Have Been Sold mill not , a single instance orafuilLo has been rep * Mted I Personally appeared before mean Aiderritantile City;' of Philadelphia, U. T.' ILEll3lltOLD,Shentist, whoains beitieduly ;wont does city. that liiss,r4tarBtion cont no Narcotle, Mercury', or injurlbiut Drug, but are purely Vegetable. 11. T. EL E 1,51110 LD, Sole manufacturer. EtWorn and anbacribed befor e e this 23c1 day of Nevem ber, 1854. ' • IVSI. P. MIII.I4BAUP. Alderman. Price $1 per Bottle, or ms for $5.. De livered to any Address, . • Accompanied by reliable andrespowdble Certificates from trofessors of Medical Colleges, Clergymen and others. Prepared and sold by B. T. 14 ELNIBOLD, Practical and Analytical Chemist. No. 52 South Tenth St. below Chestnut' Assembly Buildings, Phila.. • 501... To be bad of Dr. George Boss, D. S. Reber, and o all Druggists and Dealers throughnut the United States, Caundaa and :British' P[0'6116438. • ' BOW: ;Atqß- OF .00111 V TERI:IEI27 , II • Ilili-fo'r:Helinhold's—talii.iio tther., • • .• •• . • • . , • ~ . . . . . . 4... . • • . • ~.. , ' „ .11 , ,11 , C ..' -.. 4i 4. ~.--, , c,"•% --- ... :, ~. . , - ,, , -,- AT, ' • , -vi- - -: , t-/• ~..4" .... . . . ~. ...• ' ,6- -.4 ' - :''.-,;',- • 7(-13-4.V-"?' .4 - - Ira VIRTUE LI t C lITY V tNIDEPE • • El*C m...........-.- WIC R. SMITE _ . l. SMITE & BROTHER, H. blunt SlTiCu i e! Law, Loan.and Land Office, 1 Lie/levee 04, Nebraska Territory. LtellTtletlattl; tvrellitong"t;:e lug Abstracts, Deeds, Bonds• LOANS effected for Eastern Capitalists at TRsfervi Bales of Meng., on Mortgages or other RearEatate securities. Taxes paid in any - county in the Territory and West ern lowa. ' Qur Commissions for buying and selling Real Estate, negotiating or collecting Loans, era five per cent. Land Warrants bought arid sold. Also special attention given to the selection and entry of Lauds for Settlers or Eastern capitalists, either 'with Land Warrants or lkioney in Nebraska or Western lowa. We charge Ten Dollars per One Hundred and Sixty Acres, mid make reasonable deductions when entering large quantities. Wince Laid Warrants are sent, Two and'a half per cent per acre, the Land office fee (si,oo) and Mortga:3l:r.meoirnatti;rnamef must accompany the locating fee. Also the scone per center for selling Warrants. ' When Warrants are sent; tho NOS. of Warrants, date, to whom issued and assigned, should be copied nnd re tained to guard against loss in Zi/alis. Remittances.te us carthe made in Drattson any of the Eastern cities. We will enter Lend with Warrants or Carl], buy im proved or unimproved Land or Town Property, or nego tiate Loans on Real Estate security, all in the mime of the person furnishing the funds, pay ell fees, taxes and COMl2llB.siDatt, for one-third of the gross profi ts accruing :from the sale of the property or ,collection of the Loans —all expenses to corns Out of 'our third of the profits. We will also cuter lAnd; buy 'Property, effect Loans, Sc., as above Stated, guaranteeing to the parties - their capital with Ten per coot. interest • per an num,- and an equal division of the profits. without any further charge or expense to them. Our arrangements are such that we can enter Lands In all the offices in the Territory and Western lowa. A competent Surveyor always in readi- Ueda to And and select choice Lands, Coal Fields, Rock QuarrieS, Mill Sites, Sllnerel :Tracts, itc. The Land offices in Western lowa having been dosed for the two years last past, are open now for private entry. Within the next twelve months there will be offered for sale In Nebraska, one and a half million Acres of Land, comprising the best portion, of the Territory, ex- tending along the Missouri River front the Southern boundary to the mouth of the L-ctiitini-court Diver. We solicit Eastern capital fur investment. Investments properly made.in Western. Lands, Town Lots and Mortgages, are now paying from Twenty-five to Four-hundred per cent. ' Being of the first pioneers of this vast and growing icountry r and Intimately acquainted with nearly every portion of Nebraska slid lowa, we feel confident, that. we w/11 be able to render satisfaction to all business eu• . trusted to us. Letters of enquirrpreetptly alisteered free of Olusrge. REFERENCS.I.—Iion. Win. A. Richardson, Um'. of Ne braska; Hon. F. Ferguson. Del. to Congres., Nubraika; Benton tmd Town, Bankers, Council Bluffs, Iowa; Gen. & .1. Green, Bankers, Cedar Rapids'', Iowa; Bank of Bigin, Illinois; Eton. James IL. Campbell, Pottsville, Pa.; Hon. Adam Grittinger and Jacob Smith, Esq., Lebanon, Pa. March 3,,1855.-6m . - L. LYON'S .PURE 01110 CATA WillA :IR It ANDY. XIAPING received frOzu A. - F: ITAZARD .& Co'., WhOle sale Druggist., Philadelphia, Agents for the State of Pennsylvania, the appointment as AGENT FOB LEB ANON COUNTY, we hag leave to call your attentibu to this ertiele. 'this llltA.NDY'Major seyoral years been manofactur ell in Cineinziafi, from the P1:V.11,-.11.1i0g of the n CATAWBA, oases, thus affording aMlitional evideneebf the progress of ,4mericutt Enterprise and industry,and of our ability to produce articles at home equal;to those made by any Other nation. The OHIO CATAWBA BRANDY not only equals, but even,excels the best imported Brandies In purity and flavour. It is in fact the BEST BRANDY KNOWN.-- This statement is fully, corroboratt•d by the Certificates of many of our most distinguished analytical Chemists, some of which accompany' his advertisement. The went of PURE BRANDY has long been felt iu this country, and the introduction of an article of .such quality as to supersede the eats end use of those vile coinpounds hitherto sold under the name of Brandy, ran only be regarded as a great public goes]. The CATAW BA BRANDY possetses all the good quiditiee claimed fur the best imported Liquor, and is of perfect purity and superior fiuvorc It is therefore fully entitled to the pat ronage of thi Public, us the following certificates will show. We feel confident that its reception in this State will be as favorable us that which it luta met with in the Great Weat, and that the time l not the distant, when the superiority OF eon owx LIQUORS will put au end to their importation from abroad. In Medicinal purposes this ,Brandy has no rival, and has long been needed. irrii is a sovereign and sure Remedy for Dyspepsia, Flatulency, Lmaspirils, Lanyour, Detality, do. - OFFICE, 2S iNePECTOR'S OFFICE, _ 26 Sixth St.. bet. IS and Vins, Cincinnati. March, 1357. 1 . Tida Is to' certify that I have this day ingpected Vie , separate lots of CATS:WHA BRA:MT, one . in Barrels and one In Bottle, manufactured by Lauritze Lyons, and sold by his solo. Agent, J: Jacob, at the Depot, No. 99 opposite the Burnet Rouse ' and 143 West Third Street, Cincinnati, sad find thein bath PURE and rays .from all poisonous or deleterious drugs, and as such hare marked the same, as the law directs. Given under my hand at my office. [Signed.] HIRAM CuX. M. D„ Inspector of Alcoholic Liquors, &e. . .1 Nur YonE, 2Sth July, 7607. Dear Sir: 1 No. 93 mince street, eor. of Mermen I - have received a bottle of Lyons' Pure Ohio Catawba Brandy, furnished by Mr. A. Ralston, Jr., of,Lockport, N. Y., for anslyzation, and I find it to contain only those ingredients which exist in Pure Brandy.—The_gioper tiou of Alehobul obtained from it i 3 47.09 I biilliiitelbis sample to be Pure Brandy without adulteration-=the Flavour of it is delicate and peculiar. , • [Signed.] IJOIES 11. CIIII,TON, M.D., Chemist Also for Salo, ESHELBY'S CELEBRATED STILL AND SPARKLING CHAMPAGNE. . , . 'Dann. Winos are mode in the neighborhood of Main clad. and aro guarantied. to be the Pun; Jour. or rug t3RAPE, andentinintrAcalsaileted..fiiiiinvalids, and persons who gnlse a gUittie stituulinf, and for Sacerdo tal purposeta. r oat beverage will be found equal, if not superior, to the best imported. liberal discount made to the Trade. Atlanta, RbIOART,r • Wine and- Liquor Store, Lebanon Lebanon Co., Pa. Mirth 2, 12Z8.-tt ILOWA-R-D ,ASSOQIATION's PAILADELPILIA. Important. atiattousicenteiat TO all persons afflicted with Solna) Dirakc-1, sucti'as Spernintorrhaa.SendnalW6skiesiljutpotencellonor yhosa,Gleet.Syphills, WO - ice orOnahiserdreSoft-Abuse,ke. 11.stiThowasdiAasceloition,- in view of the Awful aestiva tion of human life; caused by Sexual 'disc-mei, nitd tlio-de captions practised upon the ii . X t iA - t i irze victims - of such dioceses by Qiimptif, Dye ' Maar consulting Sur geon, no a Cida halc el wort yof their came, to give Medical ildrice. Crabs, to all Indeobs thus' afflictal, apply by letter, with a description of their conliitlon& l ge, occupation, bably tic lifl,tc.,) and In nil:ones okent • poveyty and sliffetint to furnish Medicines fres qf ettarge: • The Howard its oc lation Is a benevolentvlnstitnHorries. tablished by special endowment, for theyelief of thesick and distressed, afflicted with '-nrulelitlfisd Epfdeinte Dis eases." It has now a surplus of means, which the Dire:s tore have voted toy cand in g_dv • the above notice. It is needless to en commands the Highest Medical ski t - te l of the age, and wilkfurpisli themost approved modern treatment. . . Just Published, by the Association, a Report on Spar matonhtea, or Seminal Woalinfts. the vice of Onanism, Masturbation or Self-Abuse, and other disease, of the Sex ual Organs, by the consulting Surgeon, which will be sent by mall, (in a sealed envelope,) free of charge : on the re esipt of,tweAttunps v• IL „ ?Address,ll& PrOJß!e * ALEfOUN,tOctrishitifig Slirgeon, froward ssociation„Jim.9. Southritith Streedpkhiladel pbia;'PA.. By onl'et °nibs • EZRA D. If EARTIVELL. • Olio: FAraciumn, Swe'y. • AGEVII'S AT'rEIVI'IOII yon wish telind good employment, and make -mo jJ ney with .little or no Investment, and without In. terfering with your regular business? If youdo, rearfehls . advertisement. • • O. Fh.Tonn k Co.. of 392 flroom ..Streat: New York, ore manufacturinr., and selling waxed... gold Poneils for $5 each4which are attp,a%that price,) sing "pot throw In a girt or prize' with eXdli l'anCllwartft'fiors $2 up t 5 $5, $lO $l5; no, $25,430,850, $75. $lOO, $2OO, and pen:. porPt cry- out, •rllumbngl .Lottery I" Ms no such thing. The -Pencils are sold at their cash value, and all the pit.fit over thofirat cost are thrown' into the gifts, Ohl& actually cost the( purchaser nothing... The prizegrare dltlfibuted on a simple.plan. of drawing, which .woeld taici too much room to expinid.ntt which has never failed. to'glre com plete satisfaction.' We have drawn "and sent to purchas ers 153 gold Iratchea of sarlcma pricea,l4 , punata of gold doll arp, WS gold I oca eta, 810 gol (rehab:id Ittid" a oorreattond in; number.of other prizes,. within two-months. 'MERE) 41:E NO cS KS; but. every.puschneer.draws a prize Worth s2lierntin; . lid it stands thousands of chances to be a higher Wows. t We want a goof itgeuttin pre& nelgisttorlwod through. PUL the country; 4 tO solicit purchasers, and any, agent, sto must liave iscncil and prtzo.to exhibit. We Qtly agents $l, cash for bath . purchaser he °Maim:And the Is t * person in any nelglititirliood who applies ff: a panCill and gift,.wilisreccivo the agency:for . theta:alit .•;Sboilid ati agent obtain d valuable prfze.ti itzhibit hie Pen cil; he would, havy. litiltvdifficultv in obtaining, Bowie! of puransergn 'malting, It a paying businesa. A Pimps* Idea Read ! / ! We ask nobody to send their money tilt they know 'what prize they drew. Any person wishing to try their luck, can first wend us their uumeend address and Kc wlll make their drewipg 4ST:I/Nlbn:up= by rietgin mail what they drew, wtiqi they earl Fe_nd c o p. nag take I. Pencil and psilleVot noVitititheYW:Wyfchoose.... olive this risilefp poly,orege te will be „It fon the ft rst draw ing, olery purtlieset will be required to bend iu tide flume, thlughotheemailaborized..agmt.--Wek. will send with each rawird tdaTiaikel takert'buk' full de• gw ription _Die pan of'a'rktring., Addreee. ceit - ToDD;r 4 co:; • 292 - tirottrezt..NOW York. J . 10;10,104.. • Coal, ' Coal, Coal, WE, the tiwderalgiied, would respectfully inform the citizens of Lehapon county, that we are now pre wed to .supply the connuuuity,•with COAL, either Wholeiole or Aetail; Uwe will keep all kinds of COAL, on liand. each as pea, Chestersh..2Yet, Store, Egg and../lidiallaCXLll4 laity • • • • red and gray oak: • : w hi c h we are noredently,rocelyiog Item limo of tbeheat witi r teejo thaiCiwl negiona and would lore say that we will kill our Coal U low as, they ,eaurbe sold byway Persoa-in-Ao.9IPPIPT.• which .We ealkataue 31,11, or detiVer tO,alexppri.o 14.14,010 Oierough , --• • !mite 4.0 8g0 • g irik ( l4,l 4"14004' . '• =6B, • El ME LEBANON, PA., WEDNESDAY, MARCH 31, 1858 stairs etetty. SPEAK NOT Al EY MISS JELL& A. rcercrriii. , . Speak not harshly--moth of care. Every human heart roust tear ; Enough of chadowa „sadly play Around the very sunalest way; Enough of sorrows "darkly lie '4 - eilod within the merritat eye. By thy childhood'olgushing tears— By the griefs of after years— By the an4utsia thou dost know Add not to another's we. Speak not harshly—much of sin Dvrelleth every heart - trithlut In its closely covered cells, Many a wayward passion dwells. By the many hours, misspent—' fly the gifte to Error ient— By the wrong thou didat not shun— By,the good thou haatnot done,— With a lenient splritreean The neakneserePtioliiother Man. 5 Unity grtmt. (Translated for the Advertiser by Lizzie.] THE' THREE SPINSTEitS. FROM TilE 0 kpIAN4 There was once a g:rl who was very lazy and would not spin .; and her mother might say what she pleased she , eould not persuadelier to it. An ger and impatience at last overcame the mother, so that she gave her a beating, at which she screamed aloud. Just at that time the queen was riding by -in a carriage, and as she heard the screaming she stopped, and on entering, inquired of the mother, why she was heating her daughter I that : a person Ceutd,hearli4r cry on the street.— But the watiOn was ashamed to expose the lasi itess of her daughter, and said "I cannot dissuade her triiiit spinning; she . • rants to do nothing but spin forever end era., and I have not the rnett.n.i of obtaining the sax!" To this the queen answered : "There is nothing that I so much delight in as spinning; and there is nothing that puts me in better spirits than when I hear the wheels whir ring; permit me to take your daughter along to my castle; I have flex enough; there she hi:3:Y spin as much as she lilces." Te this•the mother c - .lsen fed with all ber heart; and the queen took the girl along. When they i arrived at the castle, she led her up to the three chambers 'Which lay full of the finest flax front top to bottom. "Now if you spin this flax for me," said the 1 queen, "and when you got it finished, you shall I have for a spouse my oldest son ; though you are I poor, I will not mind that; your unremitting in dustry is dowry enough." • The girl was completely frightened, for she could not have spun the flex, not even if she hai lived MINI age of thrs'e hundred, years, and if she had, worked each day from morning till evert ing. As she wits now alone she ceratticaced to weep, and sat in this position three days without stirring a hand. On the third day the queen came, and as she saw that dove was not any flat spun yet, she was surprised. The girl excused herself by saying that she had not yet been able to commence her work in consequence of her great sadness occasioned by,her removal. The queen put up with this, but said ongoing: "To morrow you mast commence to labor for Me. ...When she was now again alone, she was at a perfect; loss ittlit to dO;oi tO balp herself, and in her sadness approached the' r . ent Window. As she stood there she saw three It'iange women coming towards her, of whiet the first hada broad splap feat, the second had such a large underlip that it hung over her chin, and the third had a Bat thumb. As they were in front of the window, tfiey stood still, and, looking up at the girl, they asked . what snakes.. In reply she complained of her trouble; at which Abe, offered her their assistance, and .'• you"invite Us "to yóir'widding, and If you iithap?Sdpii?eirkleo call us your cons -4.ol:l3Prar;.gtre us it seat at your tablS, .04441 w will:ppisi in it:Ault Urns, this .flux. for 'OQ:~~ ~ "With all my ilitlitl'inileored she, "only comp in and begin the Work directly." • And. she let the three strange women,in the .firat . chatuber, where there•wite a closet, in which they sat, and commenced spinning, One drew out the thread and turned the wheel, the Eeco is d moistened it,.andlheld,ihil ti'visted , it, and beat it 'with the sthamb - on 'the table, and as often tus,4e litat, fler . ° fell a-skien of yarn to the floor spun lu tho finest manner. .She concealed these three 'spinsters 'from the preser.ce. o f the queen, and pointed outle-iier as often as she came, the quan tity of imun yarn, so that the praises of her ma jesty foinidno end. When the first blip.mber.was empty, they wont to the second, finally to the third, which was likewise goon finished. Now the three women took their leave, and said' to the . ...•.; girl: • '"Dortlot,;forget what you boal;iitifigisfiei it bo - your fort.ocio !°! . . When • tbo girl , poigtodt root , tg ;weep the empty elmaibers sail the large piles of spun.yere, oho made preparathlss.pir the Wedding toast ; add the bridetitinkip-ph {itott plaSed that ho bad obtain etlei t ted! sskiYl al and ,industrioda wife, 4410 be praised- hpr vorrindaL • • . "I iiavilyitie.eousinS," said the gid e they hairs done much good towards me, lirtinld ,p 9), iliPipgly forget thorn in my great fott4o4 .pergiya , pm-Tinton to incite thole tplay wedding, and mOreUier, give them a teat at taio table with us i" . (The oticou t aa(l. the bridegroom willingly gave consent.- AB the fens: was comtnenoing the :snide date** etOiage costume, and the bride eald: Sti Ntpa areoveloomes Aear cousins !" • "OW"- tbelirldegroom, "how did you eotno bi:etteblisgly relatl . 44ta,?" • Thereupon 'be Went to the ono with thO broad Way foot, and . "From what did you get that eplay boot ?" l!By trending," answered she, "by treading." "• Then be went'to the' second, and' said; "From .what .did you get that hanging .down pr , • "By twisting," answered sho„ "by twisting." Thou ho asked the third: ^ "Where did you get that broad thumb ?" "By twisting the thread," said she, "by twist ing the thread." .• "Good hearrik!" exclaimed the prineo, taking hie bride bithojiand,•now looking at her feet and now at 64041 - tad blessing his stars that all wits yet riiikt.;;i i iml liie—;-by. the aiiinte Imy pretty wife!tal i n * 1 4 f: 1 4 41 0 - .:• • • • Thum e the foquns i te•girl - iiimeforaviirelterea<of ttlivantm, inns aireAkax.*: - .4: 4 4.34tt."v: THE ENCHANTED GUN ,Some sixty or seventy years ago, in the land of. pumpkins, it happened that an honest simpleton, who had "been to training," had made money enough by throwing apnea at a "training cake" to get very comfortably fuddled oven without a draft upon.his purse. for the "four-penee-lta'-pen ny-piece" laid by for that occasion several months before. Some who had kept more sober on . that extraordinary day than our hero, not having so good luck at gingerbread grauhling, loaded his gun to the very muzzle with alternate charges of excellent 'double battled' poWder and.touchwood, and starting him homeward they took care to put a red hot nail open topmost piece 'of toucliwood. Unole Ichabod, honest, old soul, shouldered fire lock, and took up the "line of march" for home, He had not gotten far, however, before pop goes the first "charge from his . gtm. Singular I thought Uncle Ichabod, but a mere accident doubtless—a charge being left there carelessly.. Ile walked on. A. few yards farther, hang goes the second charge. "Lerd.a.nearcy,"Says lelmbed, "thia istarnal strange, I iwpggar, but. I. gtie:S. it_didretpli Off the firsttime, ar else it Wouldn't go off again, would it (lough !" Ile had hardly finished this monologue, 'before off goes his repeater again. "My gracious 1" exclaimed our terrified militia man, "the old hog is in the gun. I never heard of such thing in my born dais exclama tion which he had hardly finished before his ev erlasting gun struck four. Tehtillod, having* . longer` any fellowship" for a weapon possessing such a-foarful continuity of explosion, very pru dentlY threw it over the fence, and made rapid strides for the house of a clergyman, having no. 'doubt that either he or his gun was bewitched.— the clergyman himself was:not without his doubts on the' subject after Ichabod had testified the whole story, the tiiith of which was corroborated by several distinct discharges from the gun in the place where he had thrown it, which was with in bearing of the parties. Ilowe:vCr, while the matter remained in discussion, the mischiev;us wage' who had caused all the alarm arrived with the offending musket, which made its last dis charge in the clergyman's presence, and refu.sed further service until reloaded. It Was never fair ly settled, however, between him and leltbed, `4lli4her or not it was a real case of witchcraft. MAJORBROWN'S 'WON STO- IBM WRIE down on the crick this morning" Enid Gates, "and I soed.any amount of noon tracks.— I think there agoin' to be powerful plenty this I season." "Oh, yes," replied Tom Corks, "I never 'warn toll of the likes before. The whole woods is lia 7 'od With 'em. If the shins is only a good priers this season, 171 be worth sowethin' in the spring, sum's you live, for I'Ve just got : one of the beat coon dogs in all Illinois." , "Yon say you neverhearn tell o' the like o' the coons ?" Put: in Major Brown, an old veteran who had been chewing tobaco in silence for the last half hour. "Why you don't know ennyth ing 'bout 'em! If you'd a come here forty yeas ago, like I 1 did you'd a thought coons! I jdst tell you, boys Iyou couldon't go . eihiss for 'ern. We hardly ever thought ninesterin"em Much, for their skins e'er • OWL worth a dram with us—that is, we couldn't . get enough for em to pay, fur the sktreln., "I recollect one day I went out a boo huntin'. Wal, after I'd lumbered about a good while, I got kinder tired, and so I leaned up agin a big. tree Ito rest. I hadn't much more'n leaned up afore somethin' gave me one of the all tlredest nips I about the seat r' my brichcs I ever got in my life. I • I jumped about a rod, and lit a running', and Ikept on a =MAW for over a hundred yards, when think, sea I, it's no use running', and I'm snake Ibit, but mottle won't do enny good. Bo I jest stopped and proceeded to examine the wound.— I soon seed it was no snake bite, for thar's a blood I blister pinched on mo about six inches long. "Think, Set I, that rather gits me i What in the very' donee; could it a 'bin ? Arter thinkire , . 1 about't. awhile'. I cencladed to go back, and look 1 fUr the Mitter,Asli for the curiosity o' the thing. i I went to the tree and poked the, weeds an stuff i allabout; but darned the thing could 1 see.— / Purty soon I sees the tree bas ajittle spilt a run. I uin' along up it, and so. I gita to loot at that. , Dreckly I sees the spilt open about half an_ Mello 1 and then shot right along as regular as a clock a 1 tickin'. , , _ what in all •creation.can this meantfittionr'd I'd."got . pinched . in, the tepilt tree, but what in thunder was maltiii ; it do it? At first I felt orfully soared, and thought it Must be smooth in' dreadful;"and then agin I thought it mountn't. Next I thouolit about hinte and , ghosts, and about runnin' home and sayiu' noth. in" t it; abou and.!then I theught.t couldn't be , , . enny on 'em, for I'd never beam tell a' them a esterin a"feller right in open daylight.. At last the true, blood of my_enetistors riz up in my veins, an * 4l,tadone !tuk.bileowiirdfilto go home and not find out vr.ha t it:was; :so•Llumberedi for my axe, and swore I'd find, out all about , it; or blow-up. When I got , back I lot it into the" tree like blazes, and.puty semi •it •cum down-''arid smashed ainto flindors---and , what do you Why•it was reunited and jammed smack full of coque:from top to bottom. :Yes;: air, tliey!Erani med in ao. close that every time they breathed they made the split. open.' - • • PLANTING TRESS: The aystinn of removing-large trees With. balls of frureb'eartirla 'frequently practised; and-oma alertly may be. reconuntin.sled,--butiarti fery-exPen sire process, and by no moans. justifiable4s 'a general sy:stese... 'Ne 'ainettrit frezen or otherwise, will compensate for 'the destrukticin 'of -roots, ned.t.wromortsall the soil ihein is simply impracticable. The large and eldbr the ..tree.thetftwther.wilb-thereetralterfdrandreerffe ef!: thiakCit& lie - retiburisa 412'.:a knitted space. There Is great of diseriln- • , inaang judzyien,,,tahown,iu this. matter of lifting lal trees.. - IttsioMa tobgan opinion Witliinany that,• proclied:tbity lift It-totilrol4wrjef - seihifill a irce, tuoeets rritt4t. . be. certain. 'The stunted pearance of Such. trees; area if "they life, et.ight to convince 'planters:that the precess.wil I not pay. to secure a healthy growth, the braimbes. must be reduced ii4e;i'correipooding .ratie7withli-the;des f ruction ofriihts:. „ ; , itt reets,,, l therf,itednot that aught b'e ientOved; and the roots can only be traced and secured' when both“tho soil`and the air are free of frost. The amount ofpruning that the . branches require most be lift to the jedgeinent of a .eompotent arta experienced planter, During , the prooess o .c..4,fe o moval,,lieowit.l. ascertain the li amount of root 'Mutilation, and be, further guided by the kind, age, and health of the free that4* is 4, being operated npon, all of which will-ex- 4 V " ert a.special influatied in controlling tits future managettient ancf- - care. Dimasionally, we meet success 'bas been all tbiii*Ocild.be desirtid; bat all practice net founded npOn.Pr . inol- ple is emiilrieit: Siroh 'practice :may be 1311 , 50835-' fliil t Aept.iiikkplasy, 'l:o4tpeei _lke; tiieffdedraiign naturallaw;, bat this .heing:nnknown,!no COA tip ilittifee..ofrpiterikai!erta-:be atouied, mitt the fu re is unscale,4oy,,,, a h-0. , • c:J coactial. WHOLE NO. 457. "POSTPONING" A GOOSE. BY A PASSENGER. Having business at Mobile, some tla.o since, but being In no particular hurry to transact it, I determined to take passage in one of the packet ipsThat run betweeri tbat r cltiand New York. She was called the'"Re'ver,"'and was Commanded by a sharp - little fellow, b part owner, and who was therefore interested - in making the trips its profitable as possible.. ilia passengers were not long in making this `Meet:very, fur, as a general things a meaner table was'nerer provided in the meanest of third-class hotels, or even . In a cheap New York board ing' It happened that diving the passage we were becalmed one 4* upon a part of the coast whioh was known to be excellent fishing ground ; and the captain, witita vies; of course, of raring a dollar or two, ordered the'men to bring 2u t : their fishing tackle•und try theiridek: This was soon done; and euro enough, a large 'quantity of the .-„ finny tribe were•sobn.,* - starred from their aqua ens abode: on the dealt f the:44pda the infinite ''satisfitetiott , Ottho- hip:ptif, find the no small deliTt of the passengers, who 'anticipated; for -a day at least, a pleasant change 'oftliet:: ; - Iu the-course of the mornirg the captain took occasion to enlarge upon the delicacy of the fish caught in that locality, and closed by aski• g: What say you to a fish dinner to-day, ladies and gentlemen ?"., • Everybody said, , 4,` by all Means:wand so it was arranged that the bill of fare that day Warta .comprise fish .1311ly. Now, attached to the ship was a negro cook, a sleek, oily cud rather good-looking negro, who was called Centaur-La name Wh:eh he obtained in consequence of a curious fancy he bad of sitting aside of the bowsprit whenever it blew hard, and 11 fearlessly retaining bis position, no matter how 1. madly the yessel pitched and tossed atnidist the turbulent waves. As this somewhat approxiinat ed to a iLtring stet of horsomtuship, the name Was considered to be a very appropriate ono, and with which the negro was by no means displeas ed. After the passengers had agreed to the fish dinner, I chanced to be on the forecast/o, sfet far from the gal*, when the captain came forward, and.looking in sung out: Con taus!" "Aye, aye. sat" replied that passenger. "Cook large mess of fish to-day fur the trabin pass - angora' dinner; and, d'ye hear, postpone that goose," Such wore the capteda',.. directiout, to which the cook replied: "All right, ea:" "After the captain's departure, poorGentstur seemed to he greatly troubled, and scratched his wool in the most vigorous and determined man ner. I overheard him:asking himself. "What de debbie he mean by 000 kin" de fish and postponin'd de goose? I ben on sebberal boy ages, fleet more—l ben in big hotels an' little hotels, man an' boy,for ober so long, if not longer den dab au' by golly 4i3 de first time I Ober herd oh postponin' &goose. Dare's pielfin' a goose, I know, and draWin' a goose, an' bakin' a goose by golly, an' boilin' a. goose, too; but post- Nein' a goose—don' believe dist wren Mrs. Glass do great cook dey talk about,. eber herd-oh. It must be done, dough, or. dis.child'il zit some kieks;sure., Winnferif Jimmy Ducks ober heard oh itt Ile knows most ober! ting." Jimmy Ducks xtts one of the erew..-41 ?galena ney, and, like every: one born within the sound of Bow Bolls, considared himself to be a strt of walking eneyeloptedia. If he didn't know ho at least pretended to do so-rand too often, I am sorry to say,, protenco is permitted. to pass (Innen t. Just as Centaur concluded his ruminations, Jimmy and one or two others of the crew passed the galley door, and the bewildered cook rushed out and anxiously lnquired of the creole if he knew how to postpone a ioese?. 27ow,3iuny,was somewhat sensitive, and prob ably thought for the moment that the term goose might apply to himself, and that there was a, cov ert joke in Ate remark, for he was evidently taken aback, and-his face beganto flush: Centaur, however. , eisktotooll - f•De ease is dis, yonstm: Cap'n says tome jis now, sayA . he, 'Cook a joke moss oh fish for de cabin passengers' dipuer to.day,.an' post-pone do goose.' Now, dat Is jis What, dis nigger. can't- gi t ereng,b 14 wool; %Choir, wile( Pos tpon in' a goose :a I" !" Jizatrty,,ttlfig ttToligh tlio affair, and winking hie compattlons, "that is env enough.. itought every fool know that." "I t'ought so„too," said Centaur, innocently "an' so I says to,mysolf, ..finnly Ducks 'll know." "Well, you see," said 'Timely, looking very seri. one, "it isn't a common or a very usual way of cooking your goose,' but when it is served, up af- I ter fish, and nothing to foilow, at the nobility's dinners, or at tato. Lord)3layor's„ banquets, then they !postpone' .t. Now, this , is the_mode of do , ing A it :.Fir 3 t pick the gee B e.l l,s lcan as possible; I then, with I,.l;ieZ'ed lightedpeier . , burn the i,stamps of ,, ,the feathers. After drawing the. bird, I you will,,,stelyitrti th , , l t mifture,c , omposed,of hard lioileci eggs, chopped _ rely ; fine ;: onions ditto ; 1 apples ditto , b' ' and portions oficfish prevlottsly browned on the fire. You will then put the goose into, a paf, bell X for,,haff an.bonr: ; it:oilput it on your spit, roast it until.done, au& you .wits. serve it with pre- pared - Centaur listonektitk P.TPfoinad attention, and, noting ea,:,,efolly upon ,O.,o; taNetop!ia .nrotti:Jim ,Tny,*.a dirogion!, started; fus,,t#a,golley,:l/ighly .The affair was, of course, kept; rt. prifolind , crot,,an4 wou id no 0141 1". ° ..P.P91 4 34 the e..,spoctqd world. L Pin") o rai rr. certainly 'Won Impro,fer which he .served the fish, botii boilea.efid Med. Dish af ter dish; hu4;diappearep, and. *lieu. avert' 0128 supp4lect the meal to be:poi:eluded, anoth.er .fiisb wgayinceci before , the,oaP!4ip, who, on removing the cover, to his great surprise and indignation, discovered _the goose! ...lila-wrath was not to be supyrossed, as en i theyiysenceof the passengers, and, in ti towerieg PosE4p,b.e. Oottted "end-thai internal cook ait dined Poor Centani'entered the very greasy and good-humored, hayingpo - f suspicion of_,any thing wrong, and was considerably startled by ,the 9uestien "What.do.you.mean, you scoundrel,by this disobedience of orders? "'bayed orders, sit, done ; mad, ea," he stammered op.L . _ ~ ' obe y e d orders, you black • rascal 2' said, the captain,,greotly, astounded "didn't ; Will,* to postpone the goose.? Centaur looked perfectly amazed "Course you did, so ; an' I did lt„" "Did what ?"...alto,u,tettyn, aptain;.. " PIP I I, II /0 t l2 '? 'ner,tll4!- I toatr o o., hops ' t r• ' a. Tts t r passengers here Began to (lent Vset,inke, and tensAt.LnkoAlodd jattgi. EtMajlialltilecitp tain somewhat, molitied,,aad requested Centaur to explain liimeolfa' • ....TW.,JLBlt"ll4.ittlbAY"e24s•4M4,o me o nook " fishAE:rriPePtifelnirthren E Mi Ftitanttn A YAM= FAT= FORTOWN *ZOMBI', IS PRINTEIYAND iptrELisatn *EMELT Bp WM. N. ItEMBLIM, In the Ed Story of Rise's New Enilding.plislawland At . One Dollar and Fiftytente 4 tear. , . *A. Anvinrimmsprrs inserted at the moat ream RATES OF POSTAGE. In Lebanon County, postage In Pennsylvania, ant of Lebanon county, VA [semis Per quarter, or la cents a year. Ont of this State, 6% ctn. per quarter, er 26 eta-Ayes,. If the postage is not paid advance, Wm era &aided. postpone in all nizlife, art` obeotiOe didpflltatriv nothin"bout it; but .Tinimy pucks, the . on the sulyjelc, Lfoller 'rattly bis 'ocription. By golly, I bad trouble enough"; Aon't *ant to postpone anoder, nohow.' Everybody laughed heartily at Centaur's me planation, and even the captain amid not help smiling% "Be off; yet! Week - Linekhead t" he Raid, "mud send Jimkiny Duckl.h.ro." . . • The darkey was off in a terinhilog, and then being some curiosty as to this new style of Gook ing, we tried the goose; but for tha life of up r • could not tell whether we were eating fish, flesh or fowl. Jimmy soon afterwards_ Appeared, and • . . was compelled to repeat the 'directions be bad given to the cook, forgivenosi being extended to him only on eandition that he should oat the whole of the goose ; anti I was appointed a' com mittee of one to see Vie sentence duty carried out. The punishment, however, did not seem je he very severe, for in fifteen minutes nothing hut a skeleton remained of the Muchtbused'mee. ..Ikly„beyes I" was hla exelamatiou,,when be had completed the, task, ‘'if .thare....a.-postpeeed goose; I wish, _the captain ad havo.onerpostpetted every week. The dressin', however, might h'e varied, so as to be a leetle more pult aMble." - NEW GAME. Godey's Lady's Book Las the Jost now .!'social. game.",. Bea it is: A Haan Piece of stick is lighted at nue end and the blaze is blown out, leaving the sparks. It is then passed from one of the company to the next on his .right hand, and so on round the circle , each one saying, as he hands it to. his' neighbor, ';,Ticka alive," bay player who holds the stick when the last spark dies out mast consent to have a delicate moue, tache painted on his face with the charred end of the stick, which is then re-lighted s and the game goes on. Should the wearer of the moustache have jack die a second time on his hands, an im perial, whiskers or exaggerated eyebrows.may he added to his charms. Wien Jack fa in a lively condition, with his .rpark in a fine brilliant order, he is passed carelessly from one player to anoth• et, but when ho shows symptoms .of dying it le amusing to see how rapidly he changes . hands, for each player is bound to receive him as soon as his neighbor pronounces "Jaek's alive," La ease the moustache decorations are objected to„ forfeit may be paid instead, by those who hold. "Jacks dead." SPURGEON QUADRILLES The following are the figures of three quad. rifles, as authorized by the reverend gentlenum who hat discovered that dancing is proper, hue that partners being of the opposite sow Is not so. The quadrilles are sold With dlr. SPurfreen's per. trait and autograph. 1. Ladies advance and leave the room, Oppo. site gentleman advance, groan, cud retire, Bides the same. Set to partners, and turn up eyes to ceiling. AU jump as high as possible till tired. 2. Quietlemon rise and leave the room. Lit dios enier and to places. Dance AD L 1190,11. aid 4iltr(Ally ITLLitz. polka or mazurka, be permit. tad. 3. Ladles leave lila room. First gentleman advance, sing a hymn, and run round the room as hard as he can go. Second and others and all runaround togetherand finally out at the door. 4. Ladles outer and take piaci,. Stand beating time with one foot while first lady recites a hymn. All round. Opposite lady the sante, and then sides. - WLilk slowly from room. 4. An go home but separately, mind, and deacon is to take care that the ladies shawl one another, and that there is nwnonsousi abut "seen home," and the like. DO:et DMSPISM SMALL. THISOS.—Some jests ago a gentleman visiting a farmer in Tolland; Connecticut, took from his pocket a small potato. which somehow had got in there at home. It was thrown out with a smile, and the farmer tak ing it in his bands to look at it, a curious little 'boy of twerve, stancl:ng at his elbow, asked him what it was. "Oh," said he,'"nothing but a pa tato, My boy ; take and plant It, and you shall have all that-you can raise from it till yen ere 'free." The lad took it, and the farmer thought no more about it at the time. The boy, however not despishag small potato"r, carefully divided it 'lnto as many pieces could find ens, ind..put them into Stheground. The preclitct was careful lj put aside In fall, and planted in the spring, and so on till the fourth year, when, the yield being good the actual product was four hundred bushels l The farmer swing the prospect that the potato-field would, by another year, cover his whole farm, asked to he released from his promise. RAILUOA.p recently task a : trip West, and while passing over the E. b /I. B. It.;heing fond ! , tis weed," had takan my sent in .the baggage, car. for the ,parpese ot indulging in a , glavanna," when a nervous individual entered the .car and ounialooces overheuling the baggage. The baggago snaeter eftor eyeing hint a wo.nent, accosted hint with— " What's wanting sir ?" "Pm looking for my trunk," t arourely answer. ed the nerious teen. `•I will take care of your trunk, air—that le my bualueas," retorted the baggage -master. "Oh, I aiu aware of that, air, but I would always much rather keep my trunk under my eye," Well then, sir, you shmild have hem horn in elephant, and then you could have your trunk VA. der your eye all the time." Ji Ile was a sensible chap who soliloquized about the girls as follows : "I . often tell them no wonder that they get cold, with nothing but a bit of lace over their shot#l. ders, and a Piece of gauze on their amt. 3 t t , o funny, too, to call boys hardier than Why ! if I dressed so—thin sacks, thin slippers, bare-.arms, and 'bare. neck, .shouldn't lire a month.. ...Hardy...they are the hertlie4iiiortalti alive. for they do stand such tratitnaontaome way, though they tiret ‘ naighty-dadoatti and seem to be proud of it; in foot, think- a; good many of theni had rather have.a faahleuable consumption; thari a vulgar,.gond canstitntion. .. The most astonishing Instance of a mated regard for his word was recently given by a rasa wha,killed his wife, whom he did not like. Whan 'asked 'why he didn't kti'olf and leave her inetead of kiiiing - her, he replied, *only, that 'he had promised on the wedding day to live with her an• ti,i'Aettth:should part thorn, and that. he wasn't the man to break his ,vgAL The Chinese..ans queer people to go to market. A friend et-geoton wraps that a neigh. her of his bed-just ford in his winter previaionr.— a nte.:yalrapVeiit fat-cats, eight rata, and'tni) berrele 141 : Ide i g,lho latter seated to keep.' 4iscious luxuries • A thief wha,letely , l3llte open a grocery S 1.511": j l / 2 ,9V1N)d:41-IXL:SOIf Ct! ' the plea that he “litinit. 47.yriiit them tq.takttlia." ~-~--a _~
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