Doluntccr. RUSHED EVERY THURSDAY MORNING IJIIA.'fTON -Sc ICKNNKDY o rrJCK“ solTTn market square, Two Dollars nor vmr If paid strictly tPJ ,(l . two Dollarsand FI ftv rents if paid months: aftfr which Three Dollars fiSln 1 'I*' 1 *' . TheHe mrms will hp rleldly ad* f ineverv IURi-nnre. No Hnhsnrlpllon Oin wff»', 11f itiraI1 arrearages are paid, unless at Alitor. ' professional Warns. frjoriDSTATES CLAIM U and rEAL ESTA TE' A OEJSTU Yl M. B. BUTLER, ATTORNEY AT LAW, -^ ltl oj story of tnholTa Building, No.SSonth Street, Carlisle, Cumberland comity {Scions, Bounties, Back Pay, &o„ promptly ippltratlons by mall, wip receive Immediate fcrtkilliir attention given to the selling or rent .nf Real Estate, In town or country. In all.let * () f inqtiirv, please enclose postage stamp, lair ti« I^7o—-tf' AMES H.G Jr., attorney AT LAW, NO. N BOTUH HANOVER ST., CARLISLE, PA. Adjoining,Judge Graham’s. March SI. 1870-lf- _ j E. BEETOHOOVEB, 'ATTO ItNISY-A t-LA W, CARLISLE. Pa. , r nniro on Smith Hanover Street, opposite mtz’Mhy goods store. r*e. 1, NiS. ■ Jl/MIUCH & PARKER; 1 ATTORNEYS AT LAW. freon Main Street. In Marlon Hull, Car f, Pn. -or. 2 ISGS [fM. J. SHEARER, Attorney and \ Cotjnskllou at Law, Ims removed his rtto the hitherto unoccupied room in the rfh Hast corner of the Court House. m.£ 'tin-ly [f KENNEDY - , Attorney at Law I , Carlisle, Ponml. Cilice sam.e as thutot •American volunteer.” Al IMiii m. GEORGE S. SEARfGHT, Den- I nsr. Fniiu the fiattlnurre Cn/hye of Dental itii. Oincentthe residence of his mother* iLoutlmrStrcet, throe doors boldw Bedford ;<lv, Pemm. rt.l IMw. ?i?ai!3 ana vffajjs IKSH ARBI V A L OP ALL TUB A ,/STT XTYLNS HAT s AND'CAPS.' e subscriber has just opened at No. 15 North q-rr turret. a few doors North of the Carlisle till Bank, one of the Inrgest-and best Stocks ATS and (JAPS over ottered in Carlisle, a Huts, CiiMsimero of all styles and qualities, Hrlins.-dlttVrent colors, and every descrip-- pfS«»(t Hats now made.- f Btuikard and Uhl Fashioned Brush, con liyon Imnd and made to order, all warranl ijlve satisfaction. A full assoi tmeut of MEN’S, BOY’S, AND CHILDREN’S, HATS. if also added to my Stocic, notions of dliler bmln.ci naisiing of I-.ES* AND GENTLEMEN’S STOCKINGS 'Suspeiuters, Glows, OjUan, Thread, "Pencils, 6'cwhtf/ Silk* Umbrellas, tic IME SEGARS AND TOBACCO . ALWAYS ON HAND. e me a call, and examine my block ns-I feel lent of pleasing all, besides saving you'rao- JOHN A. KELLER., Anmt\ No. 15 North Hanover Street/'. t. IS7O. - * - ATS AND CAPS T OVOU WANT A NICE HAT OR CAP ? . Ipso .Don’t Fail to call on J. G. C ALLI O , ' . iYO. 2D. WESIMAIN STHLKT, re can lie scon the finest assortment of HATS AN D OA P R brought to Carlisle. Ho takes great plcns ii inviting Ills old friends and customers, ill mm* ones, to his splendld,stoclc Just re <l from New York and Philadelphia, con ig in part of lino SILK AND CASSTMERE HATS, fs an oitilless variety of Hats and Caps ol itesi style, all ot which he will sol! at the d Qish Prices.. Also, his own manufacture its always on hand, and . i.VTd MANUFACTURED TO ORDER. '»»t*‘»j best urro ngemont for coloring Huts II kliiuoof Woolen Goods, Overcoats, &c., at "rtesi.notice (as ho colors every week) unci ‘ most reasonable terms. Also, a Hue lot ot Miranda of tobacco and cigars son Imntl. Ho desires to call thoattentlon !>ons who have - COUNTRY FURS .as ho pays the highest cash prices for • he **him a call, at the above number, his *id ,«s he feels confident of giving entire sa .is- Boots anti Shoes 'OHM & SPONSLER, 10 13,. ".otu/t Hanover. Street* CARLISLE, PA akfnl for the patronage extended! them » now announce their usual large of SPRING STYLES of BOOTS AND SHOES FOR MIS’ AND MTSSKSV GENTS’ AND HOYS’, YOUTHS' AND7CIIILDS', 1 are imrivnied'.fox* comfort ami beauty trunks and. valisses, men AND BOY.S* HATS, or which will l)o sold at small profits. Call J> Mill and get » full equivalents for your •Vi IS7o—ly Und htial HOTEL, BROADWAY, wticeen Pfeecker and Amity Sis.,) . HEW YORK. ‘largest Hotel in the United R ntes, capa ‘“cciHnoUniing fifteen hundred Guests. Ju.it opened, and furnished in ELEGANT style,, enirul location, airy apartments, and REASON ABLE TERMS, “•LYMAN powers, .«,70- ly . Proprietor. Action f l '- E. A. HARRIS, m y ol un Auctioneer nl the city ot Harns ■ “M iieeu licensed a United States AUCTIONEER, county. and would take '° u °f Informing his friends that ho 1b B upon the moat ilea ',uji considerable experience ns an 'fliiHfnoti prides himself upon giving en- Un.« to parties who may engage antin', er ' my terms will be made as “PuuhiDio. All orders 101 l at iho • Pr aniclin no u,s e , »» » _ or at the «EQj B T E u , H OFPr 0 B , ptompiiy attended to; or address, J.B 7(1_„ i?. A. HARRIS, Carlisle, Pa. T E k JN KE'E VBa * and sale sable '!, KEn . Hanover, and bedforf sr„ IIE WEAR OP BENTZ HOUSE CARLISLE, PA. ln B filled up the Stable with new Carrl- 4e *» 1 am prepared to furnish flvst-clasa (,u,fcnt i'tuhoin.blo rates. Parlies taken o fr °W the springs. April 115.18ff7—2y . . . . . . . . . . 4 , . s. ' 'IIIIIIV,Ik i , 111' - .J. 1-, • a . .. : . 1 ... ' . ..' '. „„„.. ~i.. „..... ..... I BY BRATTON & KENNEDY. JBcb (J&oods. GOODS I NEW GOO;DS AT THE DUMP DRY ROODS STORE, D. A. SAWYER, Opposite the Market House, Has Just opened a largo and wcll,selootod Block PALL AND WINTER dry goods embracing every variety of design and fabric. P.m < io,S lll s'.'„ Colorc ' l sl ! lcs ' Hlllt Poplins, French Hei?r<lii S '\v I ,',^i pJ ir s a, 4? ‘'Hxvd Poplins, Wool scigca, wool Heps, Velouin. Victoria PlaiHu J " ll J ,lud Mob Roy PPalds, Colored Poplins? Al ?««•«• A t,u P e J ,ln ‘*briuid of Black Alpaccas, otboi- ln"tbe“ mS.diel. 1 ' ' lll ' 0 ' nml prlco eMU,a uuy DOMESTIC GOOD S , MUSLINS, OJ.£, s, IQ. 12U 15 CALICOES, !&.•«, to Tafe GINGHAMS, iW IJ !u -• TICKINGS, iau, 15. i’s T« • DELAIKKS, 167 -18. HO.* flannels,, flannels, All Uio best mnkoa (it tbo loivest priced, BLANKET DEPARTMENT, thomfni 1 »f White and Colored in from tlie mills. Very cheap, cloaking cloths, Velveteens. Wutor Proof, §l.OO lin'd upwards. SHAWLS, SHAWLS, fii'liot Slmwls, Striped Shawls, ana Blanket Shawls, I rices away down.' NOTIONS IN ALL VARIETIES, t,!ul ! ra ' nn<l Childrens’ Merino Ve.Ls Mens Meilm. Shirts, Wove Yarns,/.cph vln's Kid a'ivS?”’ «‘«ve s , Jou- . FtTRS! FURS!. FURS! Umn cU}”pricoH I ‘°' U 1,10 “'* l “ufacturers f loss ct,H‘t« fl ni l t Mon’s and Boys' Uttsslmors.— feiiii.s undo to order at, lowest prices.' » o wl. h everybody to cull and p.vnmlno our ' ll,O u, ‘''«“ lns ' “* y« Oct. IS, 70. ' - - q.rfat cOMarorioK- D. A. S.WYEIi. dry goods. •On account, ol tbo reduction lri J Gold, the Dry GoodH Merchants who understand their business .£r Fortum the times, have mlma.-d inepriceoi thelrgoods correspondingly. Thesuh fo!. « 18 i l l u y. e J usL roceiveU from the cities a laigo and full assortment of all Kinds of FOREIGN & STAPLE GOODS, slnco^lhdl Wlll 8011 lower than they have done SILKS, Wool Do Lalnes, Alpacas, I’opllus, Sergos, Uom Imzlnes, Tumiso, Cloth. Grenadines. FLANNELS OF ALL KINGS, I’hiln and Fancy, Linen Table Diapers, Cotton do., Cbeclcs, -Uclcinys, Ginghams, Countoi'panea .EMBROIDERIES-.; a full lino i wi.itc cruous in grcftt variety HOSIERY, GLOVES, TRIMMINGS nml a full stock DOMESTIC GOODS, CaHcoeu, Muslins, by the piece or-yard: Grain CLOTHS, CASSIMERS. &e„ CARPETS, OIL CLOTHS, Druggets,. Window Shades. Matting' MILINERY goods. • of-all kinds, including Laches and Childrens Hats and Sundowns, and the best assortment and best quality of tlnn Ribbons In the county.— Kid Gloves, (best make,) Jewelry, Fancy Goods and Notions in great variety.. This • MAMMOTH SIOCK OF GOODS tne largest in this section of country, is offered a. prices that defy competition, and all we ask Isa lair examination by good Judges of goods to satisfy the public that tills Is the place to buy and save money. LADIES’ UNDER WEAR, A nice assortment of Ladles’ Under Clothing very handsomely, stitched and ‘trimmed at reasonable prices. _ WOOL taken In exchange f.ir goods. BENTZ & CO. ,At the.old Dry Goods stand' established Feb ruary Ist, ISI ■March 30—70 • T OW PRICDb"! LOW PRICES M Tliti exceedingly low prlcesof goods at the cheap Dry Goods Store, opposite Thudlnm's Hotel, are attracting the serious attention of buyers. All kinds of SUMMER GOODS arc so low that persons In need of them have on ly to see to > p aoclale them." Having Just re turned from ine East.with aline assortment of goods looklm- to <hu Fall trade, ho Is prepared t ft sell them at the smallest possible profits. Spe cial bargains In CLOTHS AND CASSIMERES. All kinds of COTTON AND LINEN GOODS constantly on hand. P. R a N T s in great variety of styles. The best stock of SHAWLS In town. HOSIERY, WHITE GOODS, GLOVES, &c. NOTIONS of every description. CARPET CHAIN of all shades at the lowest figures. The most direful attention paid to all orders, by mall or otherwise. Call, see and he convinced at No. 00 North Hanover street, opposite Thudlum’s Ho tel, Carlisle. Pa. Aug. 4, 1870—ly D. H. LACHEY, II URBICANE PATENT LANTERN CO’Y., Office, 40. Barclay SL, iV. Offer to the public a Lantern combinlug-Bafo ty and economy with elegance acd uselulhess.— It cannot explode; It givesa good light, and consumes lens, oil Mmn any other; It la not din* turbed by the highest wind, and If a glass Is broken U is easily replaced by means of the screw. Tuoy i-ro universally liked where they have been tried. Bep. 1% 70—am WANTED— Agents, ($2O per day) l« •sell the celebrated HOME SHUTTLE HEW ING MACHINE. Has the untiei‘~/eedmaUvn the **fr>cA atllch'* (alike on both sides,fund Is fully llcemtu. The best mid cheapest family Sowing Machine In the market. Address. JOHNSON, CLARK & CO., Boston, Mass., Pittsburg, Pft„ Chicago, 111., or St. Louis, Mo. 5ep.‘.12, 70-am A GENTS \ v ANTED* —($225a month A by tho AMERICAN KNITTING MACHINE Cv., Bunion, Mass., or St. Louis, Mo. 'Sep* 2», ?0— ilm •, _____ tLANAHAN STONE & IHE'i' have for sale every Implement used o 1 May 12,70—5 m T/Ott'l UNESottVroii loJivemen. Eure Jj chance. Hand stump. Diamond K. Co„ b W Rmmgion. Del,' 0ct,27,70-Sm Sfljbes, ffl’inujarp. See HAIL I ALL HAIL I! THE GLORY OF THE NIGHT IS THE MORNING GLORY STOVE. THE GREATEST STOVE FOR 1808. Walker & Claudy having Just returned-from Now York and Philadelphia, where they have purchased the largest, latest and best assort* tuontof PARLOR, over brought to this place, have now on exhibi tion and for sale at their Store Rooms. NO. IS WEST MAIN STREET, where they will always ho pleased to see their old friends and many now ones, call and exam ine THE GREAT -MORNING GLORY PARLOR STOVE AND HE ATE the celebrated regulatouor taby TOP COOKING STOVE THE REST IN THE WORLD. THE MORNING GLORY Ih the mo t perfect panor stove in use unywnero or eycryv liPre. It m a Base Burner, ami one fire will mm ill winter. It has mica doors all around and Isas right and cheerful as an open cate. Wo respoolfu - ly refer to tho following persona from among hundreds of others who have used it. as to its merits: Jatncs H. Weakley, flev. J. Hons, W. B. Mfillln, Wobert * Dorlaml Goo. Welso. ’Javld Rhoads, Levi Treuo, • , Samuel Groason, Weakley & Sadler, \j. T. Greenfield, Samuel H. Gould, Jason W, Eby, Thos. Loo, F’efer ftpnhr, Wm I*. Stuart, Jos. Galhrultli John M Wo ha'voalsoa very lai of the verv host., namely . NOBLE COOK, (Gum Burner.) COMBINATION. fOus Burner,) wm; PENN. EULEKA, WABASfT. ELECTRIC. NIA.GRA.nM of which have given Kroatsnr isfaHlon In to the purchasers. Wo have also largo lot of TIN AND OTHER WARES, orohr own ninnujneturo TIN AND SHEET IRON. of all kinds constantly on hand. spouting, Roofing a. jobbing of all kinds dony on short nonce m.tl substanti ally. Tji conclusion wo Invite oiir friends to call and examine our goods ami save at least twen ty pur cent. WALKER & CLAXJDY, NO. 18 WEST MAIN STREET. oot. 8. isao. QBAND OPENING OP THE PALE CAMPAIGN. RDiniTO &.-RBPP, JVo, 62 and Cl North Hanover Sired, Tin and Sheet-Iron; Workers, AND DEALERS IN Cool ;% Parlor, and every variety of H E A. TING ST ;0 V E S The subscribers, having, recently erected a commodious store room, adjoining their old stand, uflording increased facilities for business, aro now prepared to furnish their patrons and* the public get.orally with every article In their line, on the most accommodating terms. With a largo and varied as-ovtment, to which addl tons are cnns'untly made, they fool confident that in quality and price they are. ahead of oil competition. ALOR STOVES, Tills department of their stock Is unexcelled for artist ic design, superiortlnis-i, and simplici ty of arrangement, amougwhlch may hq men tioned the SUNNY SIDE FIRE PLACE HEATER, SUNNY SIDE DOUBLE-OVEN COOK BARLEY SHEAF. NOBLE COOK, and NOVELTY PARLOR COOK STOVE, with a variety of other Cook Stoves well Urowr for their excellence. KITCHEN RANGES, of all kinds, including the celebrated NATIONAL RANGE. BASE BURN E R S , If you want an Ornamental Stove, If you want an Economical Stove, II yon want a Powerful Heating Sieve. If you want a Perpetual Eire Keeping Stove, call and examine our stock, where you will find tho ItIENTAL HOT BLAST, with revers Iblo flue and oven ORIENTAL PARLOR HEATER. lor two or more rooms SPEAR’S REVOLVING LIGHT. AND MAGIC LIGHT BASE BURNERS, with a large assortment of PARLOR AND OFFICE STOVES. BHE.ET IRON AND TIN WARE, plain u£jd Japanned, Including Toilet Ware, (Up Stairs.) —Cash and Deed-Boxes,- Bread, Cake, and Sugar Boxes. Knives ana I«orks, Spoons of all kinds, Ladles. Lanterns. Coni Buckets, Enameled and Plain Hollow Wore, Wrought Iron Puns. Shovels and Tongs, Coni Hud FlourSleven, Flat Irons, Brass Kettles, bruit Inrs, (tc., 40., embracing a largo and complete assortment to which w«- Invite the attention of buyers. We are also prepared to furnish Pumps for Cisterns and Deep Wells , and have for sale tho celebrated CUCUMBER WOOD PUMP, warranted genuine. Constantly on hand STOVE BRICK AND REPAIRS FOR STOVES ROOFING, SPOUTING, AND JOB WORK attended to promptly and on reasonable terms £gy Old Stoves taken in Exchange. Thankful for Ihopatronago heretofore bestow ed on us wo are determined, by Increased effort d merit a continuance of it. and respectfully task tho public to call and examine for them selves. RHINESMITH & RUPP. Nos. 62 and Qi, North Hanover St., Carlisle, Penna COOKING AND HEATING STOVES —AND— lion. J. Stuart, Edward Fury, Scrg’t Irvin, Col, A. Noble, Mr. Mansfield, Sup’t, Mt. Holly Paper Mill Co. Sam’l Kompton, iThos. Chamberlin, olm Stuart,, •Tohn T. Groon, Ilpury L. Rurkhoidor, Richard Woods. ‘ J. S. Woods. Mnj. woods •r. Grems. tree variety of Cook Stovo lys ' CAUTiISMC, PA, COOK STOVES, OFFICE STOVES. CARLISLE, PA., THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1870. fallal. THE Ol.nmVK IN Till) DELFRT. [Dlachtood's Magazine.]- Hnrkl the mournful numbers rolling' Where the hooded monk Is toiling, Ever find anon bln forehead Bendlng-o’er the hempen coll; To and fro his shadow swinging With the refrain ho Is ringing— Ah I the woelul refrain bringing Tb an end all human toll. Through the Ivied loophole slender, Like an aureole of splendor, Poised amid those sounds abhorred O’er the swaying cowl of sorgo, Streams the day’s departing glory, Down the amide heard and hoary Timing with the chiming dirge. Sidelong to that lonely mortal Through the sanctuary portal, Glimpses from the great cathedral Stoul upon Uls ravished sight; Glimmering from the oriel painted With angelic forms and sainted Seen where Income clouds have fainted , eoftly in the holy light. Twlukllmra from the waxen tapers i Shining through (hose sacred vapors. Silvery flumes flout like a bede-roll Circle the celestial place ; Hyacinths to purple glooming, *, ;}• Lhlep vlrglnant’y blooming, Clustering In ambrosial grace 1 Pouring froth the sells above him, Soaring to the souls that love him. Still the monotones of sorrow Crown the monk’s dejected head With a nimbus of vibrations, . Like a thorn-wreath's emanations, garth's sunshine reverberations Mourning for her holy dead. Though dumb grief to weeping urges Yon grey ringer of the dirges, Yet his trembling hand can borrow Snlnto from the belfry rope, Drawing forth those notes of walling That to heaven, like prayers prevailing, Set*ir* to rise, not imvnlling, Sounds whose echoes breathe of hope. Lo! In the vast minister only— Summoned to this labor lonely, When the evening sun declining Rneds a glory over all— Tolls the monk, and tolling praycth, Though no whispered prayer he sayoLU To the God-lils heart obc olh, Whom Its llfc-Jong throbs recall.' Radiant shines the gorgeous building. Day’s departing beams are gilding, Eaeh minutest grace dt lining , In-me glare divinely bright; Loftiest trefoil, lowliest basement, Dalntllest mullton of rich casement. Scatheless smiles through Times defacement. Rallied in the celestial light. A Loud and clear the tongue of Iron That metalllo thrills environ In the ancient belfry swinging. • Where the echoes ebb and flow. Make, wlih mystic power abounding, Vocal all the fane surrounding, As with clarion peal resounding In the sundown’s golden glow. Hid from view, the Inner splendor, Rave what glimpse the porch can render Tit the silent Watcher ringing Calmly ori'lho checkered floor—. - He, as with his eyes beholding, Rees, from memory's shores unfolding, A'l thepillared pomp upholding ‘Groined roof fretted o’er and o’er. Sops Mie arched clcrcst’rles pointed, Aa.wJth ***** Pilled with rainbow-dyes resplendent— Gloamings from the bliss above ; Rees' wheie, down the nave, in showers, Realtered petals of sweet dowers Trailed before the host s veiled powers . Blossom types of awo alul love. , " Hears, though hushed, t lie organ sounding Forth its trumpet-clang astounding, Dulcet treble notes attendant On the pedals’ thunderous bass: Hears, In thought, the choral volce.Hr Till ills very soul rejoices— Llfttho vibrant song that poises, Eddying round the sacred place. Yet, alone, the hell-noto pealing Rounds: till hark I from graveyard stealing’ Softly through the chiming pauses Of the solemn dll go he rings— “ JRcx tremcnrtnc majestatis* Qui snhadnOns salvos gratis, bnlva mc,/on.s pMnltes, Some fair choir angelic slugs.— Dying down In dim recession, Vyhllo the sorrowing procession, Gathers round the tomb that causes These lamenting words to rise; ’Mid (he vigil ho is keeping, See you not the old monk weeping, TSearkllng drops from heart front leaping, Trembling, raining from his eyes. {The Bell Ceases.) Ah I for whom tears so wild? •Whisper close! Hear the truth I Forth© child of the child Of the lovo of his youth. Ipiialtojiw. rOUNUING THE WINDOWS. Mrs. Whipple's daughters were the most stylish girls in the town. There were four of them, all handsome, and queenly and cultivated, with a little for tune of their own, which .was left them two years before, ami which they were to come imo full possession of when they were tweuty-oue, but not a moment be fore. . Of course the .young gentlemen of the village kept their eyes turned toward the Whipple family. If there was a ride, or a wa’lc, or a party, or sociable, nothing could be done unless these four pretty maidens were concerned In it; much to the disgust of the rest of us, who had no special expectations, whatever might be' our individual pretensions to good looks and culture. ■ There was anothermemberof the Whip ple family. This y oung lady wuh a niece of Mr. Whipple, the child of a favorite winter, who had been unfortunate, and who died not long after her marriage* The child was such a pale' punyoreature, with such awkward, shy ways, that she grew, Cinderella like, in such domestic obscurity that hone of us knew much of her until the event happened which I am about to relate. Coueiu Ned was always an eccentric genius. He had been “traveling all over Europe, and was the author of “Letters from Purls,V published in our paper, that were thought very brilliant, because they described the European fashions in a vi vacious way, and cut us Americans up for trying to ape Eugenia, when weought to have enough sense to know thatstyles of one country were illy adapted to the climate of another. Cousin Ned was. regarded as a great catch. All the Whipple glria were de lighted when they heard of his intended return, and made me promise to bring him over us soon as lie was at leisure. In deed, they had been very attentive to mo on his account, as 1 very well knew, and I was Just fool enough to be patronized by them, although-1 anew they, barely re cognized me at Saratoga, when we met there one summer. . Among my letteis that morning, I had found one from Ned. He hud arrived in New York, and was only waiting, as ho said, ‘to purchase me the handsome silk, at Stewart's, 1 before coming to us. As 1 knew there was to be a birthday party at the Whipples, I ran oyer to show the letter, and beg them to allow me to telegraph to Ned to hasten, that he might be In season for the festivities. We were all sitting in the buck parlor, talking over our new dresses and trim mings, when Mrs. Whipple ciuue in has tily. ‘Now, girls, this won’t do; some of you must polish Ihe windows In front. Brid get Is all out of sorts this morning. She says she will wash them, but qhe will not have lime to rub them, and that un- Jess some of you will help her, she will quit, and it will he just like her to do it. Ho’lf you know what is for your Interest, do fly around and get her good-natured again ?' ‘Where’s Paid?’ asked all the girls in a breath, Said was the orphan niece, and was expected to do-overything that Brid get didn’t. ‘She’s sick, with one of her terrible headaches,’ Mrs. Whipple said, with an indignant toss of the head. ‘Well, she always is sick, it seems to me,’ Cecelia cried out, harshly. . ‘l’ve been expecting she would give out ever since my birthday pa* tv has been announc' d.’ said Rose, spitefully. ‘T should think you would he ashamed of yourself,’ Mrs Whlpp’e returned, ns if there was a slight sen*e of justice left in her. ‘She has worked like a dog ever since this party was tnlked"of. t Look at the piles of cukes she has made, and the creams and whips, to say nothing of the dresses find furbelows. I should think yon might havesome mercy on the child. 1 ‘Well, I gtiesTflhe can manage to pol ish these windows, 1 Rose said, .laughing ly. 'Yon don't think T*m going to stand up there for everybody to look at.who goes by?’ * ; ‘lf. you never do anything worse than polian, windows, you never will have oc casion lo blush for yourself,' the mother said. * • ‘Well, I should blush to be seen doing Bridget's work, and if she can not do It, then Said must.’ . ‘Said! Said!’ .Rose screamed, at the foot of the stairs. ‘Well,’ answered a sweet, pleasant voice from above. ‘Bridget wants somebody to polish the windows.’ There was a lUHepause. as if gathering" strength to take up the cross. ‘l’ll c-ime right down.’ Well, hurry up, they are all cross- Bridget am! mothcM’.’ 'Yes, dear.’ Rosecame back io where wo were Bit ting, but, somehow, the'beauly of her face had all disappeared* , Piesently/.Said came in with a white handkcrchi-f resting on her curls, like a •dainty mpining cap, and with a chamois skin in her hand. J do not suppose I had looked at Said or two whole years as observantly ns I looked at her then Was it possible this was the sallow, peaked-taccd girl that' had •boon called ‘Said?’ Her fwin had round ed into tho .finest proportions The blue ey"s looked from under the long,'-silken lashes, with a depth of tenderness in them", snob ns one sees in the pictures of mins grieving for the lost Jove of this world, and yearning for the sanctification of that to come. The pensive ronningd of the smooth cheeks, ami graceful curv ing of the red lips were perfect, and cverv notion was graceful and winning. Said passed near me with timid rccog iPlon. blushing us if she expected no re* unvto her salute. • I .don’t know what impulse, made me ise, and put my arm around her heck, ndjtisslier, hut the girls all burst out uighlng when I did ho,- in such a sarcas (o ' manner that Said slipped hastily iway, but imt- until I had seen the tears n her beautiful eyes. What, made you kiss Said?* Rose ask ed, tV*r 1 v, when I.was scaled again. *1 could not help it,’ I said ; ‘‘she is the prettiest creature I ever saw.* Rose pouted. <* Said took the steps and mounted boldly. As .‘-he stor'd there wifli the lace drapery O.MU. 1-i T •—J*-»- 1 moulded arms moving over the glass. I thought what a pity it was that Cousin Ned could not see her, for it would be exactly the, kind of picture to lake his fancy. Just then some one .entered the front' gate, and came along.(lie gravel walk. • ■B’esa me!’ Rose cried,’springing to her feet; ‘there is a stranger,’ and away she ran to arrange iter toilette. Ocetla simply lucked her pretty foot on the cushion, and opened a book in the most graceful way imaginable. ‘Do get down, Said,’ gapped Mat; but Paid went on polishing, as if she had not hoard. Mat went to the piano and struck a plaintive chord, just as I recognized the voice of Cousin,Ned. Such a time as we had then I Ro«e was recalled, and t came down in a silk dress, and was so-surprised, and socle’ lighted, and it was so fortunate he had come in season for the party. There was no end to the rapturous exclamations. •Mrs. Whipple had somehow taken-off the working gown she hud been wearing all the morning, and came adling for ward it) u handsome .wrapper. ■ She kiss ed him .on both cheeks, in such a mother ly wav. and then, after a time; made him try iter raspberry, shrub and walked him till over the premises to see the im provements that had been made since he went to Europe. Ned was in his manners a gentleman, and listened as If she were telling him what he was most eager to know, but. every once in a while his eyes glanced to ward the front window, where S dd‘ was polishing, without a word of apology; on an attempt to leave her wqrk. When the glasses were chained, .and she had gone from the room, Ned asked : ‘Allow-mo to impure how it .happens Mrs, Whipple, that yon are fortunate in having beaptiful servants ns wtfll usele gout daughters? Must everything bo beautiful that comes within your pleas ant circle?’ Mrs. Whipple laughed, and the girl laughed, hut no on© snl,d, ihc young lady is.our relative , and so Ned still supposed that Said was a house-servant. When we were passing down the walk to go home, and while Mrs. Whip ple and her daughters were still at the hall-door, we came near Said, who was standing among the rose bushes, culling buds for vases. • ‘Said,’l asked, ‘may I introduce you to my Cousin Ned? You have not for gotten each other, I trust?’ Buhl blushed the color of-tho roses she held in her hand. Hut with perfectly la dy-like grace, saluted him. . Ned was embarrassed—any one could see ’that—hut he did find words to say he certainly hud not recognized herns he came m. Pie stopped to select a hud from the fragrant mans, when Rose cried out. fiom tl e hull steps. •If you are ready Said, we will arrange the flowers.’ A little tremor passed over the beauti ful lips, hut she bade us a plcnsantgond morning, and went iu. ‘ln what capacity does thatyounglady serve in tier aunt’s family?’ ‘Ned ask ed, afrer he had swept off Innumerable dandelion blossoms with his cuue. ‘lt would he difficult to say. She seems to be as much a muld-of-nll-work as anything.' Ned was absent-minded from that day forth. I wore the gorgeous silk ho had brought me from Stewart’s but no one knew better than I, how dowdy I looked beside in her cool, white muslin, looped up with mdss rose buds. As none seemed to notice her, all being absorbed in their admiration of the Miss es Whipple, Cousin Ned took her upon his arm, ami I am afraid, would not have left her the whole evening, had not Mrs. Whipple summoned tier to take round the ices* I wish you could have seen Ned's face then, it Hushed all oyer. The long and short of the story is, Said became my cousin, 1 and we are as fond of euqh other ns If we wefu sisters. At first the Whipples were very indig nant, but when Ned discovered that Mr. Whipple had madeßaid an heir equally with his daughters, and refused to allow hia wife to receive a p<*nny of the money they became-very patronizing ami kind- As Ned was amply able to buy the Whipples all out, ami then have money, to lend them he eared very little for their likes or dislikes. Bald is as happy ns the days are long, and blesses the hour when she was called upon to polish the windows. Wedo not suppose that every young person who polishes windows wid see her lover cbmo up the gravel walk but no sensible girl should be ashamed to be seen doing anything that is useful and domestic, since no one whoso opinion is desirable will think less of her for being thus employed. ODDITIES IN JOURNALISM. A temperance editor in drawing at tenion to an article against the use of ar dent spirita’in, one of his papers, says: 'Kor the effect of intemperance, see our inside.’ * A Western editor who found a case of homeopathic medicines has s?t up as a doctor and offers to physio or bleed at the usual rates—teu cents a line first inser tion. A Western editor, in chronicline the death of a prominent citizen, says: ‘lt was a great blow to the family, which consisted of hfs son-in-law ond a few hoarders.’ Reporters are often unconsciously satb rlml. A morning paper nays in an obitu ary; ‘Mr. was an estimable citizen, He died v ith perfect resignation—ho had been recently married.’ • The editor of the Hancock (Ky.,) Mess enger, in a farewell address, in his explr ing journal, retirots that he ‘has hot had the pleasure of writing the obituary of several or the miserable skinflints of the town.’ This is the bitterness,of impecu nlosity. 1 . , Sunday being a balmy day, the styles were brought out. The most richly dress ed lady we saw was the wife of.a 1 man who lm* owed this office thirteen dollars for nearly three years. He says lie can not raise the money, and we believe him. —Danbury A T cws. An editor makes the following induce ments to subscribe: ‘All new subscribers will receive six ounces ns-orted seeds; also all old subscribers who resubsurlbe, and all obi subscribers.’ The English papers protest against the unintelligible Anglo-Indian papers. The Indian Mail, for instance, lias this lucid item : " ‘INIr- H. afterwards went out f**r a walk and threw himself down a khud. Tire khansnmah at lire dawk" bungalow promptly got a jampan ami sen* him to Kalka. On his wav he. expired. The following alleged ’valedictory’ of a North Carolina editor In suggestive of n rough old law which existed ("If it-does not now) before the war intheOld North State: ‘Through executive clemency we are permitted'to hid onr friends a formal farewell. Tiro sheriff awaits us in the front office. Delinquent subscribers you have a great deal to answer for!’ A brother editor wanN nn almanae.tlint will tell him when‘next month’exphes. The cause of this 'want/ the editor says, is.become he has a number of accounts, the payment-of which was promlsed’next month, and as the promises wore .made In February last, ire wants the a.hnnrmc to ascertain when he may expect the fnfill meiit- of said promise, you," know. Wo should like one of'these almanacs. *Tlio publishers of this paper wish it distinctly understood that they do not necessarily subscribe to all the sentiments which may he expressed iii the commu nications of their correspondents ; and particularly do they wish it to he under stood that they dp. not hold themselves responsible for the ‘poetry’ which may from time to time appejr - in the obituary department of that paper. It is invaria bly paid for at tlm .rate of ten cents a lino, and some of it is considered pheapat that price by those whose, vocation compels them to read it.’ So says an exchange. Du.'Xjlvingstonr is not yet given up by his friends. The Rev. Robert Mofl att the veteran missionary in’Sonth Af rica. stated lately In an address which he delivered in Manchester, England, that he entertained no’fear of the safety of Dr. Livingstone. The doctor is married to Mr. Moflbtt’s daughter. Sir Roderick Murchison is still hopeful respecting Livingstone, and we believe that others who are competent to Judge in this mat ter are not inclined to‘despond. A Lon don correspondent, of some African expe rience writes as follows: ‘Many people believe that this great • traveler la dead,’because lie has not been heard from for a long time. But they should-try and realize the distance from Lake Tanganoika to the coast, a distance which is not to he measured only by miles. Letters arrive only by accident, so to speak, from that part of the world ; and the reports of the cholera epidemic t Zanzibar would certainly reach the iterior, and perhaps prevent the native ■aders from paying, their usual visit to the coast. Thus even supposing that Dr. Livingstone hail sent a letter to the lake by some friendly postman, it would not be dijlicult to explain bow it had mis carried. But his last letteriudicatod that lie was about to s»*t oll'on a’now.jnurney, and if he lias gone into some country which is not traversed by Arabs or other commercial travelers he might And it diflicult, oven Impossible, to send a letter own to the hike whence' ho started.— People expect to hear of Livingstone’s arrival on (he coast; hut he did not in his last letter express any intention of re turning to the coast. There is, indeed, some reason to fear that when his goods come to an end {I fear the past, tense .must be ased), ho might sutler privations. But there are Arabs in the country, and Arabs are hospitable, though negroes are not. Besides,.the Africans give explor ers credit for inexhaustible wealth, and it is probable enough that a negro chief would, in'the event ol a while man’s goods being spent, oflbr him board and lodging (ill a fresh supply she uld arrive. But in such a case the traveler would' bo detained till the bill was paid. A'MEKTCAX Wondehs —The greatest cataract in the world is the falls of NJag- 1 ra, where the water from the great up per lakes forms a river of three-fourths of n mile in widih, and then, being sud denly contracted, plunges over the rooks in (wo columns, to the depth of ITS feet. The greatest cave In the world is the Mammoth cave of Kentucky, where any one can make, a voyage on the waters of a subterranean river, and catch fish with out eyes. The greatest river In the known world la the Mississippi, 4,000 miles long. The largest valley in the world is .the vail- y of the Mississippi. Xtcontalns five hundred thousand square miles, and is one of the most fertile regions of the globe. The greatest city park In the world Is in Philadelphia. It enntains over two thousand acres. The greatest grain port in the world Is Chicago. The largest lake in the world is Lake Superior, which Is truly an Inland sea, being 430 miles long, and 1,000 feet deep. The longest railroad in the world is the Pacific Railroad, over 3,000 miles in length. The greatest natural Ul’idge in the world is the Natural bridge over Cedar Creek, in V'rgt.iiu, It extends across a chasm 80 feel in width and 250 feet in depth, amt at the bottom of which the creek Hows. Tho-greatest mass of solid iron in the world is the Iron Mountain of Missouri. It is 350 feet high and two miles in cir cuit. The bes*; sped mens of Grecian archi tecture in the world is the Girard College for orphans’, Philadelphia, The largest aqueduct In the world is the Croton aqueduct, in New York. Its length is miles%ml it cost $12,500,000. The largest deposits of anthracite coal iu the world are In Pennsylvania, the mines of which supply the market with millions of tons annually and appear to bp inexhaustible.— American Engineer- An exchange Ims an article on the Re publican outlook.' If certain .members uf that party had their deserts the out look would bo between the gates of the Penitentiary. VOL. 57.—N0. 21 A CAT STORY. < Down in Tuckahoe, there is a man of ! the name of Simpson, who has n flat roof on his house covered with f(n. The roof got to leakinglmdly a few weeksogo, and it happened to occur to Mr. Simpson that it would be a good thing to cover the whole Surface with the material out of which concrete pavements are made, “so as to make her all tight and nice,” said Simpson. A man was accordingly en gaged, and he covered the tin with con crete to the depth of three or four inches. The curse of Tuckahoe is cats. In warm weather millions of them assemble ami hold ratification meetings and rehearsals ami General Synodsoutln the backyards and on the roofs. In Tuckahoe, Inst July, Ihe heat was unusually intense, and* Mr. Simpson was exceedingly annoyed by the ammated discussions of cats. In the neighborhood. The more he “shooed” them and flung old hoots at them, the more they yelled. Night after night it continued ro grow more terrific, ami day after day Mrs. Simpson observed that the mysterious caterwauling continued dur lag nil tho hours of daylight, Simpson hadn’t a boot-jack or a blackin- brush or a yelling pin or a cologne bottle left to throw at them. At last, 0140 moonlight night, tho uproar got'to be so outrageous that Simpson arose from his bed'aud de termined to ascertain what In the thun -1 d»T all this growling meant anyhow I It appeared to him that the noise came from the top of the house. He went up Into the garret and put his head out of the trapdoor. There he found one hundred and uiuely-slxcats stuck fast, knee deep! in the concrete, which had been softened by the beat. ‘ Some of them bad been there four days. The minute they '‘aught sight of Simpson, the whole one hundred ami ninety-six doubled up their spines, rullled their buck huir, snaked their tails, and gavoone wild, unearthly bowl, which shocked Simpson’s nerves so much that he dropped the , trap door and fell down the step ladder on the head of Mrs. Simp son, who was standing below, dressed in a thing with a frill on it, and armed with a patmteaf fan and a bed slat, determined to protect Simpson to the death I The next day the concrete was removed, and the cats were dug out. But you ought to have been present when Simpson in terviewed the concrete man.! There wore only four rounds, and then Simpson got up oil tho man’s prostrate body in order to let him go and hunt for.some vood hair restorative and put a fresh oyster on his eyes Babies Legs.— Bow legs anil ■knock knees are among the common deformities of humanity ; and wise mothers assert t hut the crookedness in either case arises from the aflliQ'.ed one . having been put upon his or her feet too early in‘baby hood. But a. Manchester physician; Dr. Crompton, who has watched for the true cau«e, thinks differently. Ho attributes the first mentioned distortion to a habit some youngsters delight in, of rubbing the sole of one foot against that,of the '©flier; some will go toslcep with the soles pressed together. They.appear to enjoy the contact only when the feet are naked; they don't attempt to make it.when they are socked or. slippered. So the remedy Is obvious; keep the baby’s soles covered. Knock knees the doctor ascribes to a dif leivnt childish habit, that of sleeping on the side, with one knee tucked into the ho+hnv -behind the other, lie has found that where one. leg has been bowed in ward more than the other, the patient lias always slept on one.side, and the up* permost member has been the most de formed. Here the preventive is to pad LllM 1 uulllo of U.v> a lie o OW tl? IU nCC[} IfVHIII apart, and let the limbs grow freely their own way. All of which is commended to mothers who desire the physical up rightness of their progeny. - A Sensible Young Man. —The late Col. Colt was himself a .prnctlcid me chanic. By hls'will ho left his nephew an immense fortune. vt the time of his •death the nephew was learning his trade of machinist In his uncle’s shop, work ing diligently in his overhauls by day, subject to the same rules as other ap prentices. On his uncle’s death he be came a' millionaire—but choosing a guardian . to manage his property, .he continued at. ids labor and served his apprenticeship. Now us he walks the rooms of his lino house, or drives his costly team, ho has a consciousness that If his riches take to themselves wings anti fly away, he is furnished with the means of getting an’honest livelihood, and-may make a fortune for himse-f. He was a greasy mechanic and is not ashamed of it again. Labor and .Its ac companying dirt are not dishonorable or .degrading—laziness uml‘Usalmost neces sary evils are disgusting uml destroying. Dirty hands and a sense of independence are to ho preferred to kid gloves and a consciousness ofhelng a mere drone in the human hive. Totals rust from neglect wear out from use. Neglect is crimi nal— mo is beneficial, fto with man’s capabilities —better \v\ar them - out than let them nisi. • Dutiks of a MoTiina.— She . should k> linn, gentle, kind, always ready to at om! to her child. She should never laugh at him,’ at what he has done that is cunning, never allow him to think of his looks, except to bo neat and clean in all his habits. She should teach him to’ obey a !ook f to respect them older than himself. She should never make a command without seeing that it is performed in the right manner. Neverspeak of a child's faultsor foibles or remarks before him ; It,is a sure way to spoil a child. Never reprove a child while excited, nor let your voice tie raised In com cling him. Strive to inspire love, not dread-, respect, not fear. Remember you are I mining and educating a sou! for eternltj'. • Teach your child to wait on himself; to put away things when done with, them,. Do not forget that once you were a child. The griefs of little ones are too often neglected—they are great for him. Bear patiently with them, and never, in •any way arouse their anger if it can be avoided, Teach a child to he useful whenever opportunity may offer. A Good One.—Two young ladies of N. York were spending the summer up in Pennsylvania* During their visit they look quite a number of long rides with the daughter of th-ir host about thoconn try. On one of these occasions -as they hud been traveling some distance, and the day was warm, and a trough of run ning water stood invitingly by the road side—they concluded to give their pony a drink. One of the city ladies agreed to go out and arrange matters for this pur pose ; the others remaining in the car riage, and deeply engaged in conveisa lion, tor some time paid no attention to tlie proceedings of their companion.— When, at last, surprised by the Jong de lay, they turned to ascertain the'cuuae, they discovered her trying to unbuckle the crupper. In amazement, they in quired, * What In the world are you doing ttiat for?’ To which she naively replied: ‘Why, I’m unbuckling tills strap to let the horse’s head down so lie can drink!’ AN old lady—a washer-woman by oc cupation, hud managed to scrape together enough means to build usnug little house and harn in the country- One lovely uf ternoou in July, soon after she was com fortably established in her new home, a terrible tornado swept through her li'Ulu property, scattering the timber of her small barn and part of herhousein every direction. Coming out of tier kitchen and seeing the devastation the storm had made, the old ludv at first was-at a loss to express her indignation, butatlust she sobbed: ‘Well, hero’s u pretty business. No mutter though—l’ll pay for this—l’ll wash on Sundays!* Hake for SUtocrttsing. advxrtihkmknts wiiJ t>o inserted at Ten Con per line for the Orel Insertion, and five con per lino for each sutaeqnent insertion* Qaor orly half-yearly, ami yearly advertisements In orted at a liberal redaction on the above rates Advertisements should bo accompanied by the Cast?. When sent without any length of time specified for publication, they will he continued nntllordofod out and ooargod accordingly* JOB I^RXNTINQ, OAHns. HANnnri.r»«?,omri7i*Afi3/and every oth description of Job nnd Caro Printing. ©HUS airtr Entrs. ‘Fade openings’—The coal holes on the sidewalks. Good housekeepers are putting up oil the fruit they can. Many men ore worth nothing, and some are worth-less. Tiißfavorito romance of office-seekers— Put yourself in his place. How very generous those tradesmen are who advertise for ‘A young man to keep a sol of books.’ When 1 does an editor play a singular trick with grammar? When he declines an article. ‘VERYgood, hut rather too pointed,’ as :he fish said when i$ swallowed the bait. An exchange says : ‘The compositors of the New York printing offices embrace a great many Judies.’ It Is not u necessary conaoquonoo that Lent discourses should bo ‘borrowed’ser mons. How many apples did our first parents eat in the Garden of Eden? Adam Sand Eve 2. BRRCKEBsayslt will never do‘to preach cream and practice sklm-milk.’ Shoemakers drive hard bargains—they always want money ‘to boot’ They toll a boll in Winchester, Indi ana, every half hour, ns a signal for the inhabitants to take Iheir quinine. Ix« trial for assault and battery : Coun sel—‘l will now Introduce an eye-witness of tlie nilair, Samuel Smith.’ ‘What is your occupation, sir?’ .‘Blind beggar.’- ■ A colored lady, boasting ofthe progress made by her son in arithmetic, exulting ly said : ‘He’s in do inoriilioutloa table,’ ‘Was'it your eldest daughter, mad ame, that was bitten by a monkey?'— ‘No, sir, it was rny youngest. My eldest daughter had a worse mfsfortuno; she married u monkey.’ “ A tradesman on opening his money drawer of a mf ruing, discovers some mice nibbling some currency. Why is ho like a commentary ? Because he lets light upon the scrip-chowers. A down-east girl being bantered one day by some of her female friends in re gard to her lover who had the misfortune 10 have but one leg, replied: ‘Pooh, I wouldn’t have a man with two legs, they are too common!’ ‘Adversity,’ says a western preacher, ‘lakes us upshort and sets ns down hard, and \yheu it's done with us we feel-as contented as a boy that’s' been spanked and set away to-cool.' According to a Wes ern paper a young lady in that town ‘appears as fresh and buoyant as the budding rose after passing through.the dew-gilded sieve of a fra grant dawn.’ May, bo so; you cun’tfal ways tell. R. R. Butler has been re-nominated for Congress in JEast Tennessee. With his friends at home tunning him for Con' gross, and the Pension Bureau at Wash ington running him for the penitentiary, there is no telling where the devil he will land. The parish of Lemington 111., was dis turbed Sunday bororo iHotojr uic -uuu'iu* mm m me pastor,.when the sexton rose in his seat with awful solemnity and said : ‘There has been* a duplex arrival of the mail. Our worthy shepherd has two lit tle lambsadded to his flock. Twins, breth ren, twins. ‘Let us pray.’ 1 • ‘Well David,’ said a poor but worthy citizen to one of the State street mag nates, ‘the world has prospered with you> and they.«ay you are Immensely rich?’ •Well,’ leplied Duvid, ’perhaps it ia true, but we cannot take our gold with us when, we go.’ ‘lt would melt If you did,’ was the quick retort. An iiiteUigoutyouih, recently engaged in a ’commercial olllce, made out a bill for ‘fourty’ barrels of Hour. His employer called his atteuliou'to the error in the spelling of forty. ‘.Sure enough,’ replied the promising clerk, ‘I left out the ah ,’ T hope you will be able to support me,’ said a young lady, while walkiugoutone day with her intended, during a slippery state of the pavement. ‘Why yes,’ said the somewhat hesitating swain, ‘with some little assistance from your father!’ There .was sonic confusion and a profound silence when the lovers’ colloquy had ended.' Ouu friend Guzzler, whose eyesight is falling‘him, was recoiluuended to try glasses for its improvement. He says he went and, took five or six directly, and the result was that* his eyesight was so much improved that he could actually see double I • A gentleman, having engaged a brick layer to make some repairs in his cellar,, ordered the ale to be removed before the bricklayer, commenced his work. ‘Oh, I’m not afraid of a barrel of ale, r said the bricklayer. *1 presume not,’ said the gentleman; but I think a barrel of ale would run at your approach. A distinguished civilian was lately ex plaining to his aim, who was quite ahoy, the outlines of Italy, and remarked as usual, that ‘they resembled in form’ a man!.-! boot.’ ‘Well,’said the little fel low, ‘lf i. live to be a man I’ll put my foot In it.’ A young lady with a very pretty foot, but a rather large ankle, went into a Ban Francisco shoe stoie to be measured- The admiring clerk, who is of Gallic extrac tion, complimented her in the following queer way: ‘Madam, you have one bootl ful foot, butze leg commence too imme diately!’ A married gentleman, every time ho met the father of his wife, complained to him of the ugly temper and disposition of his daughter. At last, upon one occa sion, becoming weary of'the grumblings ol his sou-in-luw, the old gentlepian ex claimed; ’You are right; she is an im pertinent jade, and if I hear any more complaints of her I will disinherit her.’ The husband made no more complaints. Hahneman, the founder of the Ho moepathic school, was one day consulted by a wealthy English lord.. The doctor listened patiently to the statement which the patient made to him. Ho then took a small vial, opened it, and held it under the lord’s nose. dQiuell! Well, you are cured!’ The lordasked, in surprise, ‘How much doloweyou?’ ‘Athousand franca,’ wfts the reply. Tho lord immediately pulled out a bank-note and bold it under lire doctor’s nose. ‘Smell I • Well you are paid!’ At one of tho railroad depots in the vi cmity of Elizabeth, Intending travelers were recently amused ,in this wise. A countryman purchased a ticket, and thus addressed tho agent; ‘Stranger, I want to leave my dog in this ’ere oilice until the train starts. I’m afraid somebody will stealhim.’ ‘You can’t do it,’ said the clerk. ‘Take him out.’ ‘Well stranger, that is cruel; bub you’re both dlspoaltioned alike, and he’s kinder company for you.’ Take him out!’ roared tho clerk. *WeJI stranger, X don’t think you're honest, and you want watching Hco Dragoon,’ said be to tho dog. ‘sit down here, and watch that fellow sharp!’ ami, turning an his heel, said to the clerk, ‘Put him out, stranger. If he is trouble some.’ The dog lay there till the train started, watching and growling at every move ment of the clerk, who gave him tho bet ter part of his blUce.
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