iSljc American Volunteer. 1 • ULItfHED EVERY THURSDAY MORNING BRATTON Ac KENNEDY, OFFICE—SOUTH MARKET SQUARE. iiaiMs:—Tw.o Dollars per year If paid strictly ndvunco; Two Dollars and Fifty Cents If paid nil In three months; after which Three Dollars dll be charged. These terms will bo rigidly ad ,i, rcd to In every instance. No subscription ills . oiitlnued until all arrearages are paid, unless at lie option of the Editor. professional fittartis. A DAM KELLER, Attorney at Law, Carlisle. Ofllco with W. M. Penrose, Ivscj.. Uheem’s Hall. OotoborS, 1807—Om* riHAS. E. MAGLAUGHLIN , Attok \j key at Law. Olllco In Building formerly occupied by Volunteer, a few doors South of Han non’s Hotel. Dec. 1, 1885. 17 E. BELTZHOOVER, Attorney P • and Counselor at Law, Carlisle, Ponna. (mice on South Hanover street, opposite Rente s Store. By special arrangement with the Patent onii-o. attends to securing Patent Rights. Dec. 1,1805. F AMES A. DUNBAR, Attorney at p| Law, Carlisle, Pcnnu. Cilice a few doors frost of Hannon’s Hotel. Doc. 1, 1805. JOHN. C. GRAHAM; Attorney at pJ Law. Otllco formerly occupied by Judge Graham, South Hanover street, Carlisle, Penna. Doc. 1,1805 —ly. TO UN LEE, Attorney at Law p) North Hanover Street, Carlisle, Pa., l‘cb. I*>, 1800—ly. JOHN R. MILLER, Attorney an pj Law. OUlco in Hannon’s Building, opposlb the Court House, CVtWtoie, Pa. Nov. 14,1807. •• Me. HEUMAN, Attorney at Law. , Ofilcu In Rheom’s Hull Building, In tho rear of tho Court House, next door to the "Her aid” Olllce, Carlisle, Peuna. Doc, 1,1865. W KENNEDY Attorney at Law, # Carlisle, Penna. Olllco same as that 01 t ho "American volunteer,” Bouth side of the Pub lic Square. Dec. 1 ISB IJNITED STATES CLAIM AND REAL ESTATE AGENCY! WM. B. BUTLER, ATTOHNEY AT LAW, Olllce In lid Story of InhofTs Building, No. 6 South Hanover Street, Carlisle, Cumberland county, Penna. Pensions, Bounties, Back Pay, &e., promptly collected. Applications by mall, will receive immediate attention. Particular attention ginen to the soiling or rent ing of Real Estate, in town or country. In ail let ters of Inquiry, please enclose postage stamp. July 11,1867—tf .1. M. WEAKLEY. W. 'YY rjKAKLEY & SADLER, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, NO. 10 SOUTH HANOVER ST. Caultsle, Penn a Doe. 10. 1867. —ly Dll. GEORGE 8. SEARIGHT, Den tist, From the Baltimore College of Dental .simjrry, Olllco at tho residence of his mother, East Louther Street, three doors below Bedford, » arllsle, Penna. Doc. 1, 1865. DR. J. R. BIXLER offers his profes sional services to thocltlzens of Carlisle and vicinity. Olllco on Main street, opposite the Jail, in the room lately occupied by L. Todd, Esq. April 11,1867—1 y insurance fflompauics. I'TYFk INSURANCE COMPANY OF NEW YORK. ACCUMULATED CAPITAL $22,000,000! (TWENTY-TWO MILLIONS,) VII In first-class Mortgages, Government Seen# • rllles, Cash and Real Estate!!! IT MAKES NO DIVIDENDS TO STOCKHOLDERS ! hut Us Cash Dividends of Februujy, ISG7 amounted to 32,121,006 to its Policy Holders, which is nearly four times as much ns any other Company in the United States declared for same year, ll has tho LARGEST AMOUNT INSURED of any Company In the United States, and its Divi dends arc made annually in CASH, not pul otT till I ho Oth payment, us is done by tho leading note companies, it has THE LARGEST INCOME $6,217,03 5.88. From Business and Interest. Its Tables of Rales are from 10 to 66 per cent, lower on tho 10 year and endowment plans than tho Connecticut Mu tual and many other of the Note Companies. All Policies are or may bo exchanged for non-for feitabio ones. It lias over 5 0,000 POL-ICY HOLDERS, and Is patronized and recommended by the best authorities in the United States. SAMUEL K. HUMRICH, Special Agent, Office -Vo. 26 H’t.tf .Main Street, CurU.\te,Pa. October 3. ISC7—Gin gPECIAL INSUIUNUE AUENCY Over 62.3,000,00 of Capital Uepresented. HOME, MANHATTAN. SECURITY, NORTH AMERICAN, nil ol Mew York. Aoina uml Pha*nlx, of Hart fora, conn.; North America, ol Philadelphia, Pa.; Columbia Mutual, ol Lancaster, Pa. The mala element to bo desired in Insurance Companies is SECURITY ifweiflth, experience, Intelligence and probity exist, perpetuity and Honorable dealing will be likely to ensue. insurance creates Independence. A person pays for las own indemnity, ami need not bo a lax on his friends. Every man should Insure; the burning or whose property would injure or inconvenience hlmseti, ins family, or his neighbors. - - Insurance effected at this agency, no raattef how large the amount, In either a toe dor Mutual Companies. Policies issued, losses adjusted and promptly paid at this ofliee. SAMUEL K. HUMRICII, Special Insurance Agent, Office iVo. 2fJ Ti'caf Main Street, Carlisle, Pa, LOCAL AGENTS J.E. Ferroo, Newville. John 11. Shuler, New Blooraflold, Terry county. A. H. Wutdmuu. MlUUntown, Juniata county. JURE INSURANCE. The ALLEN AND EAST PENNSBORO’ MU TUAL FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY, of Cuin bealaud county, Incorporated by an act of As sembly, in the year IW3, and having recently had its charter extended to tho year ISB3, la now in active and vigorous operation under the super intendence oi the following Board of Managers: Win. R. Gorgus, Christian Slayman, Jacob Eb erly, Daniel Bailey, Alexander (Juthcart, Jacob H. Coover, John Eicheiborgcr, Joseph Wickerra, Samuel Eborly, Rudolph Martin, Moses Brlcker, Jacob Coover and J. C. Dunlap. Tho rales of insurance are us low and favorable as any Company of tho kind in tho State. Per sons wishing to becomo members are invited to mako application to the agents of the Company, who are willing to wait upon them at any time. President—W. U.QOP GAB, Eberly's Mills, Cum berland County. Vice President—Cmm. cian Stayhan, Carlisle, Secretary—John 0. Uunlai*, Mechaulcsburg, Treasurer—Daniel Bailey, Dlllsburg, York Co. AGENTS. Cumberland County— John Shorrick, Allen; Hen ry Zearlng, Shlremaustown; Lafayette Teller, Dickinson; Henry Bowman,Churciitown; Mode Griffith, South Middleton; Samuel Graham W. Peuusboro’; Samuel Coover, Meclmnlcsburg; J, W. Cooklln, Shophorducowu; D. Coover, Upper Allen: J. O. Saxton, Silver Spring; John liyor, Carllsio: Valentino Feoman, New Cumberland; James McCandllsh, Newvllle. York County— W. S. Picking, Dover: James Griffith. Warrington; T. F. Dcardorlf, Washing ton; Hlchey Clark, Dlllsburg; D. Rutter, Fair view; John Williams, Carroll. Dauphin County —Jacob Houser, Harrisburg? Members of tho Company having policies about to expire, cun have them rcuowcd by making ap plication to any of tho agents. Deo. I 1805 Hartford live stock insu RANGE COMPANY. CAPITAL $500,000, Horses Insured against death from any cause or against theft. Working Oxen, Cows and Sheep may be taken at 8 to i per ceut on two thirds their cosh value. Losses promptly adjuatedat the Office of the Car lisle Agency. aAM’L K. HUMRICH. Special Agent March 14, 1807-?y°' * WestC “ lUle ’ BY BRATTON & KENNEDY. (ffiltg atibevtiscincuts. THIS THROUGH"!” IT MAY INTRUKST YOU OH A KUIKNI). TO THE PUBLIC AND THOSE IN TERESTED IN HORSES, CATTLE, HOGS, &c., &c. THAT THE CELEBRATED DR. BARBER'S CATTLE AND 11 Dll , l’i) W D E US Prepared ami sold by CV IHJ.S BROWN. Druggist and Apothecary, Brondway, Upper Milton, Pa., is the BEST IN THE WORLD. When the Horse is in very bad condition, use the following Physio first: Two Tablcspoonsful of the Powder and One Quart of Linseed Oil. Mix and Drench. REMEMBER THE RED HORSE, On Each Pack and prepared as above. THESE POWDERS are prepared from the or iginal Dr. Barber’s Recipe, with additions from the Recipes of the Best Horse Farriers In Europe and America, together with the experience of the Proprietor of over Twenty Years with Horses and Medicine. Tho following diseases are cured with their use; AH Stages of Coughs and Colds, Even First Stages of Glanders and Farcy, Distemper, Gripes, Colic, Hidebound, Removes Worms, ic., Ac., die. These Powders by occasional use. say once or twice per week, will be a preventive of disease, when Urn animal does not come in contact with nostril of tho diseased Horse. THESE HORSE POWDERS are a sure preventive and euro for diseases so common with chickens—Gapes, Ac. Diuectionh.- Mlx in corn meal. Also-Mlx with the water they drink. Feed It to your Block and they will lie healthy and lut. REMEMBER THE RED HORSE ON EACH PACK. TAKE NO OTHER. For Bale by CORNMAN & WORTHINGTON, No. 7 East Main St., Carlisle 2*a, Jan. 26,1803.—dm gEEINO IS BELIEVINO ! AT 7 0 1 A 11 f II STUB KT. NEW PRICES ! NEW GOOES ! men .siljVek and .silver plated wares, « Including every style t\iul description, made express-a /v ly for /he winter trade, which lor nonlness nnd durability cannot be .10 UN BOWMAN Wholesale* ami He tall Manufacturing Estuhllsh monl, NO. 70-1 AU C H STB K K 'I 1 , p lIIL A n E L Pill A tfy'-Uc-platlng at short notice, August 22, 1807—ly J S . McOL.l3 L L A N, * WITH PAR K AM & WORK, Wholesale Dealers In HATS, OAFS, FURS AND STR AW GOODS, NO. 53 1 MA II KET STII K K T Philadelphia July 18.1H67 —tf Q. R E A T W A T CII SAL K\ 2000 WATCHES, Patent Lover Movements, full Jewelled, Hunting Cases, Sterling Silver. Bcaull fully Engraved and in every respect lirst class Timers, To bo sold at six dollars each, being less than three-fourths the cost of manufacturing.— These watches are retailed by Jewelers at from SlOtoSJS.theactua! cost to the manufacturer being 69 each. This stock of watches was purchased at a bankrupt Sale in London, and are now offered at such extremely low figures, that all may possess a correct Time-keeper at a merely nominal sum. Every watch warranted for 2 years. Parties or dering them sent by mall, must enclose 90 cents extra to repay postage. Money enclosed in a well sealed letter may no sent at my risk. Address nil orders to MARLIN CONNOR, May 10,1807—ly Albany, N. Y QONBUMPTIVEB READ! A Phvfiician, who had consumption for sever al years, with frequent bleedings of the lungs, cured himself with a medicine unknown to the profession, when his case appeared hopeless. Ho is the only physician who bus used It m his own person, or who has any knowledge of Itsvlrtues; and ho can ascribe the degree of health ho now enjoys to nothing but the use of tills medicine; and nothing but utter despair and entire extinc tion of all hopeof recovery, together with a want of confidence lu all others, induced him to haz ard the experiment. Ho has tieuled more cases successfully than generally follows the treatment of this class of cases, and feels a pride, only ex celled by the performance of ills duty, that he is able to diminish suffering and prolong life. Of fice hours from BA. W. to BP. M., daily. Call on or ftdiliesH BO ylstON JA.CKSON, JSo. 2.30 X. Tenth Street, Philo, Lee. 5,18U7—ly • GERMANIA QNE DOLLAR A PIECE' A GOOD GOLD PEN AND EBONY HOLDER FOB ONE DOLLAR, Manufactured by the American Gold Pen Com pany. These pens are now being used extensive ly throughout the Eastern Stales and are war ranted lu each and every case. Parties purcha sing who aro not satisfied can return them and receive their money back. All orders must be accompanied with the cos'll ns we send no goods C. O. D. E. M. CONNER, Agent American Gold Pen Company, May 10,1807—ly Titov, N. Y TIALSE WHISKER AND MO US TA CHE A BEAUTIFUL PAIR OF FALSE .MOUS TACHES AND WHIKSERS. of French manufac ture so perfect they cannot bo detected from the genuine, will bo sent post-paid by mall to any ad ress. Great attention is paid in tho manufac ture of these articles by one of tho best artists in Paris M. L. Fouciie, who la tho beat manufac turer in Europe. Moustaches, $1.00; Side Whis kers, $3.00; Full Beard. $5.00. Address, H. DORR. Albany, N. Y., sole Agent for tho United States. Slay 10, 1857-ly It la the best chance ever offered to Agents! , One or two days’ lime will secure a good SEWING MACHINE, WATCH, SILK DnEfiS.KEVOLVEU, or some other article of equal value, FREE OF COST? Agents wanted everywhere, male and female for the best One Dollar Pawnbroker's Sale in the country. Send lor Circular. S. C. THOMPSON i CO. 30 Hanover St„ Boston, Mas*. Jan. i!, 1808.—8iu* DWEET BREATH FOR ALL! DU. FONTAINE’S BALM OF MYBBH! Is a sure remedy for the euro of bad breath, no •matter from what source tho disease may arise. What young lady or gent will not make an effort to remove this disagreeable evil wnen it can be done for ONE DOLLAR, sent to your address postpaid, by mall, and a cure guaranteed, or mo ney refunded. All orders must bo addressed to B. DORR, Albany, N. Y., sole Agent for the Uni ted States. May 19.1H7-1? H O II S K , rnflainatiouH, Jaundice or Yellow Water Address all orders to 3Uri> (©ooljss R E A R K A D ! W. C. SAWYER & CO. EAST MAIN STREET, UNDER (.’ORMAN HOUSE Learning from the New York .Merchants Agency that A I, A R G E A I) V A X (! It In the price of . If DRY GOODS was going to take place from the Increase In the value of cotton and the stopping of many eastern mills during the depression of trade, G W. C. SAFYER & CO., bought Just before the late advance an linmouse stock of DOMESTIC COTTON AND WOOLEN GOODS, nor.Mi? KruNism.so goods, cAin-nrs. a<\, ao W. C. Sawyer & Co., are prepared for sixty days to give bargains In, 10-4 fl-4 5-4 4-4 and 3-4. WHITK A UNIILKACIIED JtUSI.I.N.S A SItIHTINOM, 5.00 yards of DARK LIGHT and MOURNING PRINTS, 1.000 yards of SCOTCH AND DOMESTIC GING HAMS. H A N 1) r. o o M AND Irish Table Linens, Linen Table Cloths In patterns, Wool Table (’ov ers, Plano Covers, Napkins, Crash and Towels. Damask for Curtains and Lounges, Curtain Ma terials, French and English Counterpanes, Blank ets, Feathers, <tc., Ac. CARPETS ! CARPETS ! ! CARPETS !! ! W. C. SAWYER & C <)., make (’arpots a special depart in on I m their large trade. BEST ENGLISH BRUSSELS. LOWEL & HARTFORD three-ply INGRAIN CARPETS, 1' H L L A DE L P II 1 A I N UU A I N nmvii a Nit mn»:n rAiirKi.-, ENGLISH AND AMERICAN , PLAIN A N 1» T W I I. LK D VENV.T I A N, STRIPKI) FOR HAUL AND HTAIHS, 1,000 yards of HOME MADE HAG CARPETS, Rugs, Mats, 8-1 (M -1-4 OIL CLOTHS, popular makes. S H A D E S, N F. W R T Y 1- K R LOOKING GLASSES, &<•., *tc. r NEW CAUPKTfI BULLING KOK LKS3 THAN FIRST TOOT, of Carpels bought before the llrat of the year- NEW DRESS GOODS for early spring trade, BLACK S I L K B, all colors of fancy stilt*, ALPACCAS, POPLINS. MOHAIRS, & DELAIN ES. All kinds of White Cambrics. Swiss, Mar r sallies, Brilliants and other white goods. A largo stock of NOTIONS. Housekeepers and all persons are respectfully invited to call. W. C. SAWYER &. CO. buy lor CASH and sea at the LOWEST market rates. Feb. 37,1888. CARLISLE, PA., THURSDAY, 'MARCH 12. 1868, HOOFLAND’S HERMAN BITTERS, K K A D ! Hoofland’s German Tonic. Prepared by. Dr. 0. M. Jackson, The Great Remedies for all Diseases LIVER, STOMACH, OR Hoofland’s German Bitters la composed of Uio jam: juirep (or. as thoj are medicl rally termed, hx p— | ■ tracts) of Hoots, Herb sand Uarkn, qtfl - maklnif a prepara tion, highly concon jnj'" )Kla tinted, ami entirely frttjrcm Alcoholic Wula Waa aihnixlure of any HOOFLAND’S GERMAN TONIC, la a combination of all the Ingredients of the Hitlers, with the purest quality ol Santa Crus Jtum, Orange, etc., making one of the most pleasant and agreeable remedies ever oflored to the public. Those preferring a Medicine free from Alcoholic ad mixture, trill uso Hoofland’s German Bitters. In cases of nervous depression, when some alcoholic stimulus Is necessary, HOOPLAND'S GERMAN TONIO The Bitters or the Tonic are both equally good, and contain tho same medicinal virtues. The stomach, from a variety of causes, such ns Indi gestion, Dyspepsia, - Nervous Debility, etc.. Is very upt to ffijr tom have its functions deranged. Tnu result lira. JEct of which Is, that tho patient suffers from several or more of Constipation. Flatulence, Inward Piles* Fulness of Blood to tho Head, Acidity of the Stomach, Nausea, Heart hum. Disgust for Food, Fulness or Weight in tho Stomach, Sour Hruotations, Sink ing or Fluttering at the Pit of tho Stomach, Swimming of tho Head, Hurried or Difficult Breathing, Fluttering at the Heart, Choking or Suffocating Sensations when In a Dying Posture, Dimness of Vision* Dots or Webs before the Sight* Dull Pain in tho Head, Defi* oienoy of Perspiration, Yel lowness of the Skin and .Byes, Pain In the Side, Back,Chest, Limbs, etc., IsiL JMf Sudden Flushes of Heat. Burning in the Flesh, Constant Imaginings of Evil, and Great Depression of Spirits. The«e remedies will effectually euro Liver Complaint, Jaundice, Dyspepsia, Chronic or Nervoua Debility. Chronic Dinrrluca, Disease of the Kidneys, and all Diseases arUilng from u Disordered Liver, Stomach, or Intestines. Resulting from any Cause whatever; PROSTRATION OP THE SYSTEM, induced by Severe Labor, Hard ships, Exposure, Fevers, oto. There Is no medicine extant equal to these remedies In sucU cam-*. A tone and vigor In •- •*»- whnlf> eyaißin, *l.O A PP ,,tfio tr Strength ened, food Isonjoycd. the stomach digests promptly, the blood ls purified, tho com plexion becomes filß sound and healthy, the yellow tinge la eradicated from the eyes, a bloom Is given to tho cheeks, and the weak and nervous la* valid becomes a strong and healthy being. Persons Advanced in Life, And feeling tho hand of time welching heavily upon them, with nil Its attendant ills, will find In the use of this BITTER 3, or the TONIC, an elixir that will Instil new life In o their veins, restore In a measure the energy and ardor of more youthful days, build up their shrunken forms, and give health ana happiness to thdr remaining years. It Is a woll-cstabllshcd fact that fully one-half of the female portion of our r==‘ population are sel dom In the enjoyment of good health; or. to uso their own ex MS a presslon, “ never feet well.” They are Inn Chmou guid, devoid of all energy, extremely nervous, and have no npputlto. I'o this class of persons tho BITTERS, or tho TONIC, is especially recommended. WEAK AND DELICATE CHILDREN Are made strong by thouso of clthcrof these remedies. They will euro every caso of MARASMUS, without fall. Thousands of certificates have accumulated In the hands of the proprietor, but space will allow of tho publication of nut a few. Thosu. U will bo observed, arc men of nolo and of such standing that they must be believed. Hon. Geo. W, Woodward. Chit/ Justice of the Supreme Court of Pa., writes; Philadelphia, March 10, 1867. “I And‘Tloofland’s «=. German Bitters’ Is a good tonic, useful /flgL In diseases of tho dltccstfveonnuis, and °f great benefit In cases of debility, and O® ÜBS wont of nervous ac tion in tbo system. Yours truly, Hon. James Thompson. Judge of the Supreme Court of Pennsylvania. Philadelphia , April 28, 1800. ““T consider ‘ TToofland’s German Bitters ’ a raluabls fnedi'ctni-ln cose of attacksof Indigestion or Dyspepsia. 1 egn certify this from my experience of It. Yours, with respect. From Eev. Joseph H. Kennard, D. D., Pastor cf Die Tenth Baptist Church, Philadelphia. I>r. /action—Dear Sir : I have been frequently re quested to connect my name with recommendations of different kinds of medicines, but regarding the prac tice «s out of my ap GSa pr°priato sphere, I have In all rjisns da (Tlßk''|g cllnecl: but with a dear proof In vari J| ous Instances and particularly In my Mfl own family, of tho usefulness of Dr. ITootland’s German Bitters, 1 depart for once from my usual course, to express my full conviction that, for general debility of ike system , and especially for Liver Complaint, it is a safe and valuable preparation. In some cases it may fail; but usually, 1 doubt not. It will be vary bcnolldal to those who sumur from tho above causes. Yonre, very respectfully, J. U. ICENNARD, Eighth, below Coates BL From Eev, E. D. Fendall, Assistant Editor Christian Chronicle, Philadelphia. 1 have derived decided benefit from the oio of Hoof land’* German Bitten, and feel It my privilege to re commend them ib a moat valuable tonic, lo all who are •offering! from general debility or from diseases ariilng from derangement of tho Uver. Your* truly. Hoofland’e German Romcdlcß are counterfeited. Be# that ih» signature of ■■■ 0. M. JAUKSON if on the wrapper of each bottle. All other* are coun IH tcrfeit. Principal Ofllee and Manufactory at the German Medicine Store, No. 631 ARCH Street, Philadelphia, Gorman Druggist, Proprietor, Formerly C. M. .Tiosbob a Co. Vos «&lo by a_ IlrngglsU and Deafen In Medicine*. Hoofland’a German Bitters, per bottle 00 . ° “ “ half dozen 6 00 Cooflond’* German Tonic, put up In quart bottles, 1 60 per botUo, or a half dozen f0r...... 7 60 ’ Do not forget to examine well the article yon boy. In order to get tho genuine, an U, ISLW.—Iy iijlchlcal. PHILADKLI’IHA. PA. DIGESTIVE ORGANS. should be used, the following diseases: DEBILITY, NOTICE. TESTIMONIALS. GEO. W. WOODWARD." JAMES THOMPSON." E. D. FENDALL. CAUTION. CHARLES ar. EVANS, PBIOES. iPorlkni Ilia I.VGIN “ OYKU TilE UIII.VF isv run “ tat roNTiunrroit, [“ Over the Rhine'’ in Cinelmmll is the German section of the city. The following travesties on “ Bingen on the Rhine" was suggested by seeing a noblo rod man in an Over tho Rhino heer gar den, engaged In the wild and hopeless task of drinking veteran hour drinkers “ tight." He was one of a delegation of Indian Chiefs from (he far West, who had been to Washington on business connected wltli their tribes,and who had become so infatuated with Clnoinn ul lager that he was left behind. Tho verses originally appeared In the Cincinnati Timrx ■' An Injun sat in a gunl'-n Drinking his lager heer ; Ho had left his wigwam on the Plain And his sipiaw she wasn’t near; But a Dutch girl stood hoShle him To hoar what ho would say, And replied to hl.s Injun Jargon-- 'Sir rum /i-'nurt, mi( uh ivn<fo,v. This big Injun blubbered As he took Hint Dutch girl's bund, And said, “ Me never more shall see Me own, mo native land ; Hoar a message—and a scalp or two- To those distant friends of mine. For I am a Big Injun— ’ Big Injun over the llhlne." “ (Jo tell my brother warriors, As they sit the camp tiro 'romid, Ami listen to my story, A'l squatting on iho gmiftul, Thai I drunk my lager bravely From morn (111 sot ofsun — Heat the Dutch at tholr own aumc Heat every mother's son. For sprawled among tho empty kegs Were some grown old on beer— Injun never tasted nemo Until he first enmo here ! Not one 'mill all that throng can say, He e'er heard mo decline— -1 tell ye I'm big Injun— Dig Injun over the Rhino." “Tell rny mother that her other **ons snail comfort her old age, riiaso the buffalo, scalp tho drlv-i* Of the overland mall stage ; For my father was a warrior hold, And e on as a papoose, 1 Joyed to know that Iho old muti Was‘sound upon the goose,* And when he died and left us To divide his scanty hoard, I let thorn lake what o'er they would, Hul kept my father's ijounl; Vow, take and till It high with he.-r Lot's see tin, l,i~cr nMno dross glass for the Dig Injun— Big Injun over the Rhine.** '* Tell my sister not to whimper ilecau.su she misses out; When the Injun delegation domes hack from Washington Hut look upon them proudly, And never shed a tear, Her brother’s the only Injun As alnt afraid of beer. And if some brave her love should seek, Then.lt would please mo much, Ifmlngled with his Injun blood Was Just a shade of Dutch, I'd drink his health In this old gourd (My father's gourd and mine, • For the honor of Dig Injun— Big Injun over tho Rhine." Ills voice grew faint and hoarser. Ills legs seemed limp and weak, He beckoned feebly with the gourd, Hiccoughed and ceased to speak. A policeman bent to lift him Tho task it wasn't light, The savage from beyond the Plum- Lay cross the table ttghl. And Hie soil moon rose up slowl\ . As the lights seemed burning lower. And lliu loud Teutonic music Was drowned by the Rod Man's mi >r • He fell early In the battle ’Twn< only half-past nine— This boastful, berry Injun Big Injun over the Rhine. 1211: fIIKKST KOlillllil. On u line evening, in the .spring of 18.10, a stranger, mounted on a bold-look ing horse, passed slowly over the snow white limestone Voad leading thronnh tho Black Forest. Just as the sun was going to rest for the day, when gloomy shades were be ginning to stalk, he drew rein. a« he said : “ Thi- mu>L he near the spot, surely. I’ll slop hero, anyhow, for a while and see wlmt 1 can learn.” He thereupon dismounted and entered the parlor of lie- inn, where he «ai down before a small table. “How can I serve you. m<iuhe« i r?” sai<l the landlord. “See to my horse outride,” replied the guest, carelessly, but at the same time eyeing the landlord from head lo foot, “and let me have miiho wine Hhine will do.” The* landlord win- unning’to withdraw from the stranger 1 '- presence, when he slopped and said: “Which wav, meinimer, do vou tra vel ?” “ To Xeustadl,” replied the guest, “ Vou will rest here to-night, f -op pose?” continued the landlord. “J will stay here for two or three hours, but I must then be oil' so as to reach my destination in the morning.— 1 am going there to pun-1.a.-e lumber for the market.” ■ “And yon have con.-idernb.e m-mey with you, no doubt?” milled the land lord, innocently. “Yes, considerable,” replied sipping at his wine disinterestedly'.” “Then, if you’ll take my advice,” said the landlord, “you’ll stay here lill inurii ing.” ‘‘.Why,” queried the -iraneer, looking up curiously. “Because,” whimpered the landlord, looking around as if he was di-rio.-dog a great secret, and was aliaid of being heard by somebody else, “every man wlio inis passed over the mail between tills ami Xeustadt ut night for the last ten years, has been robbed or murdered under very singular circumstances.” “What are tho singular circumstan ces?” asked the stranger, putting down his glass empty, and preparing to till it again. “ Why, yon see, the landlord went on, while he approached the guest’s table and took a seat, “I have spoken with several who have been robbed, and all I could learn from them is that they re member meeting in the lonesome part of the woou a something that looked white and ghastly, and frightened their horses so that they either ran away or threw their riders ; alter that all was confusion with them; they felt a choking sensation and a smothering, and finally died us they thought, but awoke in an hour or so to find themselves lying by the road side robbed of everything. “Indeed!” ejaculated the stranger, looking abstractedly at the rafters in the ceiling, as though he was more intent upon counting them than lie was inter ested in the landlord’s story. Tboimikeeperlookedat him in amaze ment. Such perfect coolness ho had not witnessed in a long time. ■‘You will remain then?” suggested the landlord, after wailing some time for his guest to speak. “X,” cried the stranger, starting from Ida fit of abstraction as though ho wore not Mire Unit lie was the person address ed : “Oli, most certainly not; I’m going straight ahead} ghost or no ghost, to night.” Half an hour later the stranger and a guide, called Wilhelm, were out on tho road, going at a pretty round pace toward Neusludt. During a flash of lightning the stran ger observed that his guide looked very uneasy about something, and was slack ing hla horse’s pace as though he Intend- ed to drop behind. “ Lead on,” cried (ho stranger ; “ don’t be afraid.” “ I’m afraid I cannot,” replied the per son addressed, continuing to hold back his horse until he was now at least a length behind his companion. “My horse is cowardly, and becomes unman ageable in a thunder storm. If you will goon, though, I think I can make him follow close enough to point out the road.” The stranger pulled up instantly. A strange light gleamed in his eyes, while Ids hand sought his breast-pocket, from which he drew something. Tho guide saw the movement and slopped also. “ Guides should lead, not follow,” said tiie stranger quietly, but with a firmness which seemed to be exceedingly unpleas ant to the person addressed. 41 But,” faltered the guide, ‘‘ my horse won’t go." “Won’t he?” queried the stranger, with mock sincerity in his tone. The guide hoard K sharp click, and saw something A gleam in his companion’s hand. Ho no sooner reached his old position, however, than the stranger saw him give a sharp turn to the right, and then disap pear, as though he had vanished through tho.thick foliage of tho trees skirling tho road. The stranger dashed up to tho spot, and saw that his guide had turned down a narrow lane leading from the road into the heart of the wood. He heard the clatter of his horse as ho galloped ofl*. Without waiting another instant, he touched hia horse lightly with the rein, gave him a prick with the row els, and oil’ tho noble animal started like tho wind in tho wake of tho Hying guide. The stranger’s horse being much supe rior to the other’s, tho race was a short one, and terminated by the guide being nearly thrown from his saddle by a heavy hand ‘which was laid upon his bridle, stopping him. Ho turned upon his seal, beheld tho stranger’s face, dark and frowning, and trembled violently as he felt the smooth, cold barrel of a pistol against Ills cheek. “This cursed beast almost ran away with me,” cried the guide, composing himself as well as ho could under the cir cumstances. “Yes, I know,” said his companion dryly ; “ hut mark my words, young man, if your horse plays such a trick again, lie'll be tho means of seriously injuring his master’s health;” They both turned and cantered back to the road. When they readied it again, and turned the heads of their animals in the right direction, tho stranger said to his guide, in a tone which must have cunvluccU \»I? Ivonrur «u to lik oiimtmt noss. “Now, friend Wilhelm, 1 hope we un derstand each other for the rest of the journey. You are to continue on ahead of me, in the right road, without swerv ing either to the right or the loft. If I see you doing anything auspicious* I will drive a brace of bullets through you without another word of notice. Now push on.” The guide stal led on as directed, but it was evident, from his movement? and his muttering, that he was alarmed at something else beside the action of his follower. In the meantime the thunder had in creased in its violence, and the dashes of lightning had become more blinding. — Kor about a mile the two horsemeri rode on in silence, 1 he guide keeping up direc tions to ihe letter, while his follower watched his guide every moment as a cat would watch a mouse. Suddenly the guide stopped and looked behind. As he did so he heard I lie click of the stranger’s pudol, and siw his up lifted arm. “ Have mercy, ineinheer,” he groaned, “ I dare not go on.” “I give you three second* lo goon,” replied tho stranger sternly. “ One !” “In heaven’s name,” implored* tin l guide, almost overpowered with fear, “ look before mein the road and you will not blame me.” The stranger looked. At Hist ho saw something white standing motionless in tiie centre of the road, hut presently a Hash of lightning lit up the scene, and he saw that the white figure was, indeed, ghastly and frightful enough looking to chill tho blood in the being of the bravest man. I f his blood chilled for a moment, theieforPw It was not through any fear that he felt for his ghostly interceptor, for the next instant he set his teeth hard while lie whispered between them just loud enough lo he heard by Ids terny slrickon guide : “ Be it man or devil, ride it down ; I*ll follow. Two!” * With a cry of despair upon his Ups tho guide urged his horse forward at the top of his speed, quickly followe I by the stranger, who held Ids pistol pm iv in Ids hand. In another second the guide would have swept by the dread spot, bu' at that i nslant the report of a pistol rung through the 10l ost, and the stranger heard a hor-e galloping ofT til rough the woods rider less. Binding himself alone, the stranger raised his pistol, took deliberate aim at the ghostly murderer, and pressed his finger upon the trigger. The apparation approached quickly, but in no hostile attitude. The stranger stayed his hand. At length the ghostad drcsscil him in a voice that was anything but sepulchral : “ Here, Willie! m, yo mope, out of your perch tin.- minute, and give a helping hand. I’ve hit the game while on the wing, haven't 1 ?” The stranger was nonplussed for a mo ment ; but recovering himself, he grum bled something nnintellgible and leaped to the ground. One word lo ills horse and the braveauimal itood perfectly at!II. By the snow-white trappings on the would liL ghost he was next enabled lo groupe his way in the dark toward that individual whom lie found bending over a dark mass about theslze of a man on the road. As tin* tiger pounces on his prey the stranger leaped upon the stooping figure before him, and horu him to the ground, “ I arrest yon in (lie King’s name,” cred the stranger, grasping the prisoner by the throat, and holding him tight.— “ Stir hand or foot until I have you pio pcrly secured and I’ll send your soul to eternity. * Tlrs was such an unexpected turn of affairs that the wonkl-ho ghost could not believe his senses, and was hand-culled and stripped of ids dagger and pistol be fore he f./iind time to speak. “ And you are not my son, Wilhelm?” he gasped. ‘ “ Xo, landlord,” replied the individual addressed; “I’m not; but an mlleor of the king, at your service, on special duty to do what 1 have to-nlghtaccomplished. Your precious son Wilhelm, who thought he was leading a sheep to the slaughter, lies there in the road, killed by his fath er’s hand. Two weeks later, at Bruchsalo prison, in Baden, (he landlord of the sign of the Deer and Ghost Bobber of the Black Forest paid the penalty of his crimes by letting fall his head before the execution er’s axe; since then traveling through Switzerland has not been so perilous to life and purse, nor has there been seen any Ghostly Knight of the Hoad in that section of the world. Tun Best He Could Do.—An army chaplain relates the following funny story. Seeing a dirty faced butter-nut urchin at the fence in front of a house, the preacher stepped and said : “ Is your father at home?” “ No, lie’s gone to church,” “ Is y«iur mother in ?” “ Xo, she’s gone too.” “ Then you are all by yourself?” “ No, Sam’s in tliar huggin’ the nlggur gal.” “ That’s bad.” “ Yes, it’s bad but it’s tho best he can do.” JSST* How would you measure your lov ers sincerity ? By hla sighs. VOL. 54.- -NO. 3‘J. now i <ia.hk to m: MAitinr.it. It mny bo funny, but I’vo done it. I’ve got a rib and a baby. Shadows departed —oyster stews, brandy cocktails, cigars boxes, bootjacks, absconding shirt but tons, whistamL'emijohns. Shadows pre sent —hoopskirts, band boxes, ribbons, gaiters,-Song stockings, juvenile dresses, tin trumpets, little willow chairs, cradles, bibs, pap, sugar teats, paregoric, hive syr up, castor oil, Godfrey’s cordial, soothing syrup rhubarb, sena, salts, squill-, and doctor hills. Shadows future-more pound babies, more hive syrup, etc., eh*. I’ll just toll 3*ou how I got caught. 1 was al most thedarndest, most tea custard, bash ful fellow you ever did see, it was kinder in m3’ line to be taken with tno shakes every time J saw a pretty gal approach ing me, and I’d cross the street any time rather than face one; 'twasn't because I didn’t like the critters, for if I was be-> hind the fence looking through u knot hole, I couldn’t look at one long enough. Well, my sister Lib gave a party one night, and I stayed awa3* from homo be cause I was too bashful to face the music. I hung around the house whistling “Old Dan Tucker,” dancing to keep my feet warm, watching the heads boh up and down behind the window curtains, and wishing the thundering party would break up so I could get to 1113* room. I smoked up a hunch of cigars* and us it was getting late and might3* uncomforta ble, I concluded to shin it up the door post. No sooner said than done, and soon put myself snug in bed. “ Now,” says I, “let her rip! Dance till your wind gives out!” And cuddling under the quilts, Morpheus grabbed me. I was dreaming of soft shell crabs and stewed tripe, and was having a good time, when somebod}* knocked at the door and woke mo up. “Rap, rap, rap!” Then I beard a whispering, and I knew there was a whole raft of gals outside.— “Rap, rap!” Then Lib sings out "Jack, are 3*oll in there?” “ Ves,” says I. Then came a roar of laughter. “ Let us In,” su3*s she. “ 1 won’t,” says 1, “ can’t 3*oll let a fel low alone ?” “ Arc you a-bed?” says she “ I am,” says I. Then came another laugh. By thunder! I began to get riled, “Get out. you petticoated scarescruws!” I cried ; “Can't you get a beau without hauling a fellow out of bed ? I won’t go home with you—l won’t— ho you may clour out!” And throwing a boot at tin* dooi, 1 fell better. But presently, oh ! mortal but tons! I heard a still, small voice, very mool» 15U« hlhlov TJU'm. nml U uni.l • “ Jack, you'll have to get up, for all the girls’ things are in there!” “ Oh, dear, what a pickle ! To think of me in bed, all covered with shawls, mulls, bonnetts and cloaks, ami twenty girls outside the door, waiting'to get in ! If I had stopped to think I shod Id have pan caked on the spot. As it was, I rolled out among the bonetware and ribbons in a hurry. Smash! went the millinery in every direction. I hail to in the dark—for there was a crack in tin* door, and the girls will peep —and Ihe way I fumbled about was death on straw hats. The critical moment came. I opened the door, and found myself right among the women. “Oil! my Leghorn I” erie* one. “My dear, darling winter velvet!” cries anoth er, and they pitched in—they pulled me this way and that, boxed my ear- ; and one bright-eyed little piece—Sal - - her name was—put her arms right around my neck, and kissed me right upon my lips! Human nature couldn’t stand that, and I gave her as good as she sent. It was the first time I ever got a taste, and it was powerful good. I believe I could have kissed that gal from Julius Ciesar to the Fourth of July. “ Jack,” said she, “ we are sorry to dis turb you, but won’t you hoc me home?” “ Yes,” says I, ”1 will.” I did do U, and hud another smack at the yule, too. After that \vc took a kind er turtle doving after each other, both of us sinking like a barrel of new cider wh n sve are away from each other.— 'Twas Jit the close of a glorious summer day—the sun was setting behind a dis tant henroost —the bull-Irogs were com mencing their evening songs—the polly wogs, in their native mud puddles, were preparing themselves for the shades ot night—and rial ami my seif sat up on an an tiquated back-log, listening to the music ol nature, such as tree toads, roosleisand grunting pigs, now and then the music ol a distant jackass was walled to onr oars by the gentle zephyrs that sigh ed among the mullen stalks, ami came laden with delicious odor of lien roosts amlpigstys. The lust lingering rays of the selling sun, glancing Irom the hut ton-. of a solitary horseman, shone ihiough a knot-hole in a pig pen, lull in .'hii's lace, dying her hair an orange peel nfle, and showing oil my threadbare coal to a bail advantage. One ol my anus was around rial’s waist, my hand resting on the small of her hack ; she was toying with my auburn A>cks of jet black hue she was almost gone, and I was ditto.— rihe looked like a grasshopper dying with the hiccups, and f fell tike a ehoaked mud turtle. “rial,” says i, in a voice a* musical as Lite notes of a dying swan. “ Will you have me?” rihe turned her eyes heavenward, clapp ed me by the hand, had an attack of the heaves and blind sluggers, and with a sigh that drew her shoestring to her pal ate, said “ Yes.” rihe gave clear out, then, and squatted in my lap; she cork-screwed .and eur llmiixed ami rolled in. f hugged her till i broke my suspenders, ami lier breath smell of onions she eat two weeks before. Well, to make along story short, she set the day, and we practiced for four weeks every night, how we would walk into the room to be married, till we got so we could walk so graceful as a couple of Mufcovy ducks. The night, the com pany and the minister came, the signal was given, and arm in arm, we marched through the crowded hall. We were just entering the pallor door when down I went, kerslap, on the oil cloth, pulling rial after me. riume cussed fellow hud dropped a baimauu skin on the Hoot, and it Poured me. It split an awful hole in my cusimeres, right under my dress coat tail. It was 100 late to back out; so clap ping my hand over it, we marched m ami were spliced—and, taking a seat, 1 watched the kissing the bride operation. •My groomsman was tight, and he kissed her nil I jumped up to take aalice; when, oh, horror! a little six year old imp had crawled behind me, and pulled my shirt through the whole in my pants, and had pinned it to the chair, ami in jumping up 1 displayed to the admiring gaze of the astonished multitude a trille mure white muslin than was pleasant. The women giggled, the men roared, and I got mad, but dually put to bed, ami there all my troubles ended, (loud night. Dancing tiiuiii Rags Off.— Two im sophisticated country hisses visited Xi blo’s, in New York, during the ballet sea son. When the short-skirted, gossamer clad nymphs made their appearance on theatage they becamerestlessand fidgety. “Oh, Annie!” exclaimed one, *otto vocc. “ Well, Mary ?” “It ain’t nice—l don’t like it.” “ Hush.” “ I don’t care, it ain’t- nice; and I won der wiry auntbrought us to such a place.” “ Hush, Mary, the folks will laugh at you.” After one or two llinga and a pirouette the blushing Alary said: “ Oh, Annie, let’s go—it ain’t nice,ami I don’t feel comfortable.” “Do hush, Alary,” replied the sister, whoso face was scarlet, though it wore an air of determination: “it’s the first*, time I ever was at a theatre, and I sup pose it will be the last; so I am just go-? ing to see it out, if they dance every rag ofTthelr backs!” Rates for 3Rx)crtising Advkutiseiients will bo inserted at Ten cents per line for tho first Insertion, and-five cent* per lino for each subsequent Insertion. Q,tiur (orly, half-yearly, nnd yearly advertisements In serted at a liberal redaction on the above rates. Advertisements should bo accompanied by- the Cash. When sent without any length of Urns specified for publication, they will bo continued uulll ordered out and charged accordingly. Jon puinting. Cards, irANnnrr.UM. Circulars, and every oth er description til Jon and Card Printing cxectv lod in tho neatest style, at lovy^prlccs. v.ir,wi UAf « •ft o ««Mn«Ds The Mo Churchill C. Cambrcllng told me (says Mr. J. H. Hackett In the N. Y. Leader) an anecdote of that eccentric and then brother member of Congress—the late David Crockett—who had a seat near him in the House of Representatives— Mr. Cambreling being from tho cit3*of New York, and Mr. Crockett from Ten nessee : “ One da>* as I sat writing at m3* desk during an interval of the session, Crock ett asked mo how long I had been in Congress; and, upon being informed ‘several years, 1 remarked, ‘You ought, then, to write a prelt3* goon band by this time,’.as though he thought my constant practice there should have improved it. Crockett continued: ‘Some people ob ject to me because of m>* want of educa tion and lamin' ginernlly. Now, some people know too much. ” * “Said I; ‘Oh, no! A man can't know too much.' “ Continued he: ‘ Yes, ho can ! 1 re member a case in Tennessee by which 1 can prove it to you. “ ‘Two farmers who lived not far apart met one day on horseback, when one said to the other: “ Who are you going to vote for for sheriff*?” The other answer ed : “John Robinson,” “What!” said the questioner, “you going to vote for him? Why, he’s such au ig.norn.nt cuss hecan'tspell his given name, John ; nnd, what’s worse, he is so stupid I would bet ten dollars 3*ou couldn’t luru him to spell it between now nnd to-morrow,noon.” 1 “‘The other remarked: “I would be willing to take that bet anyhow.”— “ Well,” said the proposer, “ I’ll stand it !” “ ‘Accordingly the bet was made, and a public house a few miles distant was agreed upon as the place of their meeting at noon the next day for its decision, and the neighbors parted. “ ‘The one who had made bho bet In favor of John’s ability proceeded straight to the house of John Robinson, a few miles oil*, and found him at home ; told him of the conversation, and of his bet on him; and inquired whether it was true that lie hadn’t had edication enough to spell “John.” John Robinson at once owned up that he could not, that ho had never been ten miles from that place where he was born, and that no shooliu' was to bo had anywhere about them ’ere parts forloveof money'. “Nevermind,” said he, “John, I’ll Inrn yon mighty quick, and we’ll divide the winnings.— The way to spell John is—J— O—H—N,’ which John readily repeated, and Insist ed upon liis visitor's coming in and tak ing some whiskey, which lie did freely, «*ml t.iiu.wl rw«»- t 1,0 utV-.i ra of I ho onmit TV till bed-lime, and at last was persuaded to stop all night with John : both on ’em being pretty tight. “‘Next morning, at breakfast, on John,s being asked to spell his name, he did‘bo easily enough; but his friend wan’t satisfied, and said, “ John, there may be some crooked ketch after all In such politics. There’s liine enough be tween nowand noon, and If you area mind to lara the whole alphabet, I’ll laru you from first to Inst—that is. from A to Izzard,” John agreed to be so high larnl, and he before noon could say every letlei from A to Izzard ; ami olf they starlet! on. horseback for the place appointed, where four or five of the neighbors had got to gether on purpose to hear John Robin sou, and judge whether ho was able to spell his given name. “ ‘ Five men we're appointed as judges, the bet recited, and John wasasked if he was ready to spell his name. John said, “Try me!” And the judges said, “ 'Well, spell John.” “ ‘ So John began : “ J“— All the judges looked at him, and at one another, and then nodded and ‘-aid, “ Uiglu— next letter ?” “Ofsald John. ■‘‘They all looked at one another as long as if there was some doubt about the letter, -but nodded at last and said, •‘Right; now, next letter?” “ * Said John, “ That’s FI.” “ ‘ John's friend, seeing the judges, by halting in giving a judgment after every letter, had somewhat bothered him, cau tioned him to keep cool till after the judges had done looiing, anil had agreed ami said “ Right.” Now for' the nexl letter, when his friend assured him, ** John, we arc ail right now but the lasf Idler don’t forget.” John hesitated, and thinking he meant the last letter of the alphabet, which lie had just learned, bellowed out, “ Iz/.ard, by thunder !” and lost the bet. “ ‘ Xow, if his friend who made the bet had only been satisfied with giving John learning enough to spell John, he would have won it. And just ao it is, nowa days, with some people—they know too much for their own good. There’s John Quincy Adams, now. He’s so high larnt he often gets so confused ho can’t tell a B foroin a bumblebee’ !” .1 TAIILAW IN tUKEi; ACKK. nv josh nn.i.ixos. Agk Fust—Knter a lap dorg carrying u hoarding school miss in her arms, about 111 hands high. It makes the dorg puff —the dorg lays down the boarding skool miss, and orders mint juleks for two, with the usual suckslum. The UoTg be gins tew 1011, the boarding skool miss tells him “tew dry up,” (in French,) and the dorg says “ ho be darned if ho will,” (in dorg,) great seusasbuu among the aw j:\nce, with cries of “ pul him out!” Fi nally a compromise is affected, the board ingskool miss kisses the dorg with tears in her eyes. Konklusion— Lap dorg dis covers a wicked lice at work on his tail pursoos him round ami round they go —dorg a little ahead—somebody hollars “mad dog!”—boarding school miss faints standing—the kurtin drops. Ack number 2—Curtin rises slowly big bolona sarsage on the table—bolonu sarsage lifts up her head ami begins tew bark—hand plays “ Old Dorg Tray.” Kat cums in—kat’s tale begins tew swell bolona sarsage and kat lias a file. They iked 14 rounds—the stage is covered with kata ami dorga. Konklusion—tha all jine hands am! walk tew the footlights, an old Bull Turner reads the President’s rail for “ (100,000 more”—band plays “ (h« in LeivumV’ —a bell rings and kurtin wills. Ack number 11—A scene on the Krh* Kunall—a terrible storm rages—the Ita lian acts bad—several boats go down head fust with awl their boarders on board— kant make a lee shore—tha drag their ankers—some uv them have the best luck at swearing—the water is stewed with pots and kittles—several cook nmtesswim ashore with their stoves in their teeth— they hev to drawoff the katmll to stop the storm. Konklusion men are seen along the banks of the kunall spearing deudliosscs and eels—band plays “A life on the Oshun Waive.” Amid tremen jus applause the kurtin falls, and the aw jenco disperse, single file. Wanted. —A bride who is willing to commence housekeeping in the- same stylo in which her parents began. Twenty fashionable young ladles who daro to bo seen wielding a dust-brush, or darning their brothers' stockings, If a gentleman should happen to make an early call. Ten ihdopondentyoungladiesof “ good families,” 'Hio daro to wear their last winter’s bonnets to church on a fine Sunday. Fifteen young ladies of sufficient ago to go into company, who dare confess they ever made a loaf of bread or a pud ding. figy Don’t rely upon friends. Don.t rely upon the name of our ancestors.— Thousands have spent the .prime of life, in the vain hope of those whom they called friends ; and thousands have starv ed because they have a rich father. Rely upon the good name which ia made by your own exertion ; and know that bettor •!lhau tiie best friend you can have Is un questionable determination united with decision of character.
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