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'cording to these tem p : Our.prices for tlie &tilting of Blinks, Handbills, etc. are reasonablj low. ' • • • PROFESSIONAL & BUSINESS CARDS - FIR. R. R. WIESTLING most respect. • {fully tenders his professional services to the citizens of Huntingdon anti vicinity. Mee that of the Into Dr. Snare. - TAR. A. B: BRICTIABAUGII, 'laving permarieutly loCa r ted at Dantingdon, offers Its professional services to the community. Office, the same as that lately occupied by Dr. Lucien 'on 11111 street. ap1,0,1666 PR. JOHN MCCULLOCH, 'offers his proteselonsl services to the citizens of Huntingdon ° i vicinity. Office oa Hill street, one door east of' Reed's &-b - 4 , g: Store. - • Aug. 23, '65. P ALLISON MILLER, 1.%). DEMTIST, •llas retnered to the Drtek now• oppeaite the Court Mum April 13.1559. 7 44. J . , GREENE, EINNTIST: %Nice removed to leinter'a New Building, .Hill street, Flutitingdou. July 31,1867. EXCHANGE HOTEL. THP subscribers having leased this ii hotel, lately occupied by Mr. McNulty, are prepared to accommodate strangers, travelers, and citizens in good style. Every effort shall be made on our part to make all who stop with us feel at home. AULTZ & FEE, znay2,l6e6 . Proprietors. WASHINGTON HOTEL. Thb undorefgned' respectfully Informs the citizens of - Huntingdon county and the traveling public generally that he has leased the Washington Homo on the cor ner of 11111 and Charley atreet. In the borough of Hun tingdon. and he is prepared to accommodate dl mho may favor him with a rail. Will bo pleated to receive a liber al chore of public patronage. AUGUSTUS LETTERMAN. July 31, Wa.f. MORRISON HOUSE, mcvuat.i.xla-cictia, I'a. HAVE purchased and entirely ren ovated the large stone and brick building opposite the Pennsylvania Railroad Depot, and hare now opened It for the accommodation of the traveling public. The Car. pots, Fernlfte, Bed% 011(1 Bedding are all entirely now and first class, and I am safe in saying that I can offor ac commodations not excelled in Central Pennsylvania. .123 - I refer to my patron. who have formerly known me while in charge of the Broad Top City Hotel and Jack -sun Rouse. JOSEPH, .1101tRUSON. = _CA_ C. CLARKE, AGENT, • Wholesale and Retail Dealer in all kinds of ILUNTINGDON, PA. Next door tetbeFranlilin House, in the Diamond. thanfry trade supplied. ap17.67 WATCHES AND JEWELRY. AARONas STEWARD, - WATCHMAKER, I. ucei,sor to Ceo , W. Swartz, opened at his old stand on 11111 streot, op posits Bro. Tl'6 hardware store, a stock of all kinds z i • - ; of goods belonging to the trade. Watch and Clock Repairing promptly attended :to by practical workmen. Huntingdon, April 10-Gm MILTON S. LYTLE, ATTORNEY AT LA Tr; • HUNTINGDON, PA. Prompt attention given to all legal business entrusted to Isis care. Claims or soldiers and soldiers' heirs against the Government collected without delay. sel2'66 K. ALLEN LOVELL, ATTORNEY AT LAW, 111MINGDON, PA. Prompt attention will be given to alllegal bnsincascn• 'trusted to his care. Military and other claims of eel• diem and their heirs against the State or Government collected without delay. OPPICS--In the Brick Row, opposite the Court Home jan.1.11567 McIiURTRIE, .3-11.)• ATTORNEY AT LAW, • Office on Hill street. ITUNTINGDON, PA. Prompt attention trill be given to the prosecution of the claims of soldiers and soldiers' heirs, against the Oev ornment. au22,1960 JOHN SCOT; NAHUM T. DROWN, JOHN IL HAMM" The, nnmeof this firm has been chang ed from SCOTT fc DROWN, to SCOTT, BROWN & BAILEY, under which namo they will hereafter conduct their practice as ATTORNEYS AT LAW', HUNTINGDON; PA. PENSIONS, and ell claims of soldiers and soldiers' heirs Against the Government, will be promptly prosecuted. M=El AGENCY, FOR COLLECTING SOLDIERS CLAIMS, BOUNTY, BACK PAY AND PENSIONS. LL who- may have any claims a gainst the Government for Bounty, Bull Pay and ions, can have their claim, promptly collected by ap plying either in perew or by letter to " W. H: WOODS, - - Attorney at Law, Huntingdon, Pa. _ _ - August 12, 1866 Jon: alas, w. U. Isom, P. U. MARE, N. P. 10LAIIIGUILIN JOHN BARE, & CO., Bankers, FilllZtl33.sfaoa3, Pty,. Solicit accounts from Banks, Bankers & ethers. Inter est allowed on Deposits. All kiwis of Securities, bought And sold for the natal commission. Special attention given to Government Securities. Collections made on all points. Persons depositing Gold end Silver wilt receive the same in return with Interest. 0ct.17, 1866—1 f. t . .atuitous *tndistments. [ The following Cards are published gratuitously. Ner ,chants and business men generally who adrertise liberally in the columns of Tai Ocougfor six months or hmyer, mill ; hare their Cards inserted here during the continuance of Iheir advertisement. Otherwise, special Business Lards in serted at the usual rates TAR. WM. BREWSTER, Huntingdon [Cures by Elictropothy.] BM. GREENE, Dealer in Music,mu . deal Instruments, Bewing3l anilines, Huntingdon n ONNELL & KLINE, PHOTO° RAPHERS, Huntingdon, Pa. WM. LEWIS, Dealer in Books, Stallone-- -nd Mneicnl roe., Alentn, Huntingdon, Pa. lI.G EEN BE RG, Bleloilant Tailor, Huntingdon, Pa 'CAHAN & SON, proprietors of 11 Juniata Steam Pearl Mill, Huntingdon. T !1. GREENE & F. 0. BEAVER • Plain and Ornamental Marblo Manufacturer,. WM. WILLIAMS, Plain and Ornamental Marble Manufacturer. TARES HIGGENS. Manufacturer of J/ Furniture and Cabinet Ware, Iluntingd., M. WhiE, .Manufacturer of Frirni ,turo,, tpudingdon. Undertaking attended to WHARTON & AIAGUIRE, Whole sale and retail &alera in foreign and domestic Hardware, Cutlery, .4c., Itodruid street, Huntingdon. TAMES A. BROWN, Dealer is Hardware, Cutlery, Pahl?, Me, Li., )Inn :legdon, Pa, V 1 00 . 1 00 Lt WIII. LEWIS, HUGH LINDSAY, Publishers. VOL, XXIIL MTM. AFRICA, Dealer in Boots and Shoes,in the Diamond, Iluntlngdon, Pa. TWIN 11. WESTBROOK, Dealer in fj Boots, Shoes, Hosiery, Confectionery, Huntingdon. mc6l3 1)* GEO. SIIAIib'FER, dottior in Boots, Elmo; Guiters, tc., Iluntingaon. A L. LEWIS, Wholesale - and retail ..Cl_ • Merclinnt, Loistor's Now Duildfng, Huntingdon. TOHNSTON & WATTSON, ants, Main st., cast of Wnsliington llotol,Runtingdon CLIJAZIP,R & BRO . , Retail Ater k_A chants, NVashington st., nea;r4ho Jail, 'Huntingdon. ZVENTER, Dcalci -in Groceries and .Pro•rlsions of all landgi e f tingdon, Pa. & lllLLE'R — Dealors in Dry jukßoods, Queensweire, Groceries, Hunziogdon. - W .l.ll l . )e y ,rl ß . 3 ? .r .l y i o & ood ß , R Qu oeo...ware, Hardware, Boots, Shoes, Sc. CUNNINGHAM & CARIVION, Merchants, Huntingdon, Pa. TT ROMAN, 11_. Dealer in Ready Made Clothing, 'Hata and Caps, DP. GWIN, Dealer in Dry Goode, Orocerlos, Hardware, Queens {vary, Hats and Calm, Boots and Shoes, .frc:Huutingdon Q E. HENRY & CO., Wholesale and I,:y. Retail Dealers in Dry Goods, Groceries, Hardware, Queenswnre, and Provisions of all kinds, Huntingdon. ENVELOPES- By the box, pack, or Jena gnantity, for sato at LEWIS' BOOK .AND STATIONERY STORE. .ger For neat JOB PRINTING, call at he "Goons Jon PRINTING GITICE," at Hun ingdon, Pe NEW BOOT AND SHOE STORE. WM. AFRICA Informs the public that ho has joet opened at his old stand in the Diamond, Huntingdon, A Fine Assortment of all kinds of BOOTS AND SHOES, Per Ladies, Gentlemen and Children. All or which ho u ill sell at fair prime. Quick sales and small profits. Call and examine my stock. MannEteturing and Repairing done to order as usunl. Huntingdon, May 1,1807. Fel GEO. SHAEFFER ' ' - "llas,jtist returned front the east with awagae SPLENDID STOCK OF BOOTS, SHOES, GAITERS, &U., Which lie offers to the inspection of his customers and the public generally. Ile will sell Ids stock at the most REASONABLE PRICES, and those who purchase once will surely call again. BOOTS & SHOES MADE TO ORDER, and REPAIRING done In the neatest and enact caved'. tlous manner. Call upon Mr. Pcliaeffer at hie shop on Hill street, a few doors west of the Diamond. my 2 LUMBER SOH ON COMMISSION. S. R HENRY & CO., Aro recolring all Rinds of LUMBER, comprlalng all tho clifforont go:ldea of BOARDS, FRAME STUFF, JOINT AND LAP MINGLES, PLASTERING LATh, PLANK, WORKED FLOORING, WEATUER. BOARDING, FENCING, RAILING, &c., &c., &c Which will bo sold at prices at the mill, with freight loa ded. no 7 'W . C3O - ILT WALINT7O A GOOD PHOTOGRAPH LIKENESS, CALL AT DONNELL & KLINE'S PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY On Hill Street, two doors west of Lewis' Book Store. CALL AND SEE SPECIMENS. Huntingdon, Oct 4, 'B5-tr. "IVJEC>I%73EIir I ECONOMY IS MONEY SAVED ! The sobscriber ie permanently located in Iluntinzdon, )(and is prepared to purchase, or repair in thoX beet style, and expeditiously, broken UMBRELLAS AND PARASOLS. All articles intrusted to him will bo returned to tho residence of the owner as soon as repaired. Umbrellas and parasols for repair can be left at his residence on Clair street near Benedict's. may2,lB66tf Wl4l. FENTIMAN. BOOKS AND STATIONERY.- A good assortment of miscellaneous and Seboo Books—Foolscap, Letter, Commercial and Note Paper— Plain and Fancy Envelopes—Red, Bine and Black Inks-- Blank Books of numerous sizes—Pens, Pencils, Pocket and Desk Inkstands, and every other article usually found in a Book and Stationery Store, can be had at fair prices at LEWIS' BOOK, STATIONERY & MUSIC STORE. HAMS. HAMS. Plain and canvas sugar cured trams—the boot In mar ket—wholo or sliced, fur sale at Lewis' Family Grooery COFFEES, SUGARS AND TEAS. ALL THE CHOICE KINDS FOR SALE At Lewis' Family Grocery. SOAPS AND CANDLES. Washing and Toilet Soaps—the beet kbede—fur sale nt LEWIS .0 COS FAMILI - GR OMR r. E j VE,RY FAMILY will find at Lewis' Family Grocery, ortry at title usually kept in first class Grocery stores. Cal fur what you waut. MOLASSES AND SYRUPS! Levering's Best and other syrups, New Orleans, Porto Rico and Sugar House Molasses, for halo at Lewis Family Grocery. BUSINESS MEN, TAKE NOTICE! It you want your card neatly printed on ravel apes, cell at - LEIvIB' BOOK AND NTATIONBRYSTEOR LASSI ALE R E S.—A choice lot of kjbl.to; and (Incy Ca , Anieres at CUNNINGELAM Sz, CARMON'S. A Ln KINDS OP TOBACCO ilLAthoio3lllo and retntl. CUNNINGHAM & CARMON'S. CHEESE. CHEESE. Tho Lest al iyo) s for solo at .1411WIS' FAMLY Gaoceity ALLKINDSOF CRACKERS cons' an tly on hand at CITNNINGITAM & CARMON'S. HUNTINGDON, PA., WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11. 1867. ~ ~ (~1 ic. HUNTING-DON, PA. TEE CLOSING SCENE BY THOMAS BUCUANAN HEAD The following is pronounced by the "West minster Review" -to be unquestionably tbo finest American poem over written ; Within the sober realms of leafless trees, The russet year inhaled the dreamy air, Like some tanned reaper in his hour of ease, When all the fields ors lying brawn and bare. The gray barns looking from their hazy bills, O'er tho dun waters winding In the vales, Sent down the air a groottng to the initti3, On the dull thunder of alternate flails. All sights worn mellowed, and all sortrids anlninod, The hills scorned (nether and the stream sang low, As In a donna the distant woodman hewed Ills wintry log, with massy a muffled Llow. • Tho embattled forests, erom kilo armed with gold, Their harmers bright with every martial hue, Now stood like sotno sad, beaten host of old, Withdrawn afar in Timo's remotest blue. Gn sombro wings tho vulture tried hie flight ; Tho dora scarce heard hie sighing mate's complaint: And, Lilco a star slow drowning in the light, Tho Tiling° church nano seemed to polo and faint. Tho sentinel cock upon the hill-side crow— Crew tlirlco—and all was stiller than before; I ilent, till some relying warder blew Ills alien born, and then was heard no more. Where erst the jay, within the ebn's tall crest, Made garrulous trouble round her unfledged young; And whose the oriole hung her swaying nest, Ity every light wind like a censor swung, When sang the noisy martins of tho onto., Tiro busy swallows circling over near— Forboding, as the rustic mind believes, An early harvest and a plenteous year. Mere ovary bird that waked the vernal toast, Shook the sweet slumber from its wings at morn To warn the reaper of the rosy lust ; All now was sunless, empty and forlorn. Alone, front ont filo stubble, piped the quail I And cooked the crow through all the dreary gloom; Alone, the pheasant, drumming in the vale, Made echo in the distant cottage loom. There was no bud, no bloom upon the bowers; The spiders moo ed their thin sleronds night by night, The thistlo down, the only ghost of flowers, Sailed slowly by—lmbed nolsoless out of bight. Amid all this—in this most dreary air, And where the woodbine shed upon the porch Its crimson leaves, as If the year stood there,: Firing the floor with Its inverted torch. Amid all this, the centre of the scone, The white-Imiled matron with monotonous tread, Plied the swift wheel, ant with her Joyous mein Eat like a fate, and watched the flying thread. sbe lied known sorrow. Ile had ualked with her, Oft supped, and broke with bar the ashen cruet, ♦nd in tho dead lenses stilt sho heat d the stir, Of kin thick, nunatte hailing in the dust. While yet her check was bright with summer bloom, nor country eutUn6ned nod she gave her all ; A nd twice war bowed to her in sabltlllume,- lte-gave the ward to rust upon the wall. itc-garo the sword, but not tho band that drew Audatruck for liberty tho dying blow ; Nor him who, to his Biro and country truo, Fell mid tho rank° of tho 'Landing too. Long, but not loud, the drooping wheel wont an, Liko tho low murmur of a hire at noon ; Long but not loud, the memory of tho gone Breathed throligh her lips a ead and tremulous tono At lest the thrend was /mopped—lam bend was bowed, Life crapped the dlstiff through her hands serene; And loving neighbors smoothed her careful shroud; While death and Nvintor closed the autumn scene. Women as Peace-Makers. They aro rightly termed, writes a lady, "the gentler sex!" Their mei. bilities are quicker and deeper than those of men; they know better how to sympathise in the joys and sorrows of others; they live on the sweet and hallowed reciprocities of affection; and all their influence comes not from ter ror and violence, or even authority, but from goodness, from kind offices, from the resistless power of love. Theirs is the empire of the heart. They wield no sword; they threaten no violence ; they claim little authority; they sel dom insist even on their acknowledged rights; and yet they exert their full share of influence in every department of society, and silently move unseen . the hands that sway the world. They rule by obedience; they conquer by retreat; they triumph (by submission; they carry nearly all their points by insisting strenuously on none. Such a temper is the spirit of peace; such a character an embodiment of princi ples; and the result is a decisive illus. tration of their power. Women, if not disposed, aro compelled to adopt the policy of peace; and their general success proves the superiority of moral over physical power, the efficacy of re turning good for evil, and giving the other cheek to the stniter. Their na ture, their training, their condition, and relations in life, all conspire to render them peace-makers, and pecu liarly fit them for co-operation in this cause. Women may,if they will,perform for this cause, services which no others can. They are the mothers of men, and leave on their children an indelible impress of themselves. The hand which rocks the cradle will be found, in the end, to rule the world ; the voice which whispers in the infant and youthful ear lessons of truth or error, of good ness or.guilt, will yet give tone to mor als, law to 6 ocioty, and character to the whole human race. We must win the young to peace, and their charac ter is necessarily moulded almost en tirely by female hands. As mothers and teachers, they are the chief edu cators of mankind. A NATtnty. Cuitiosay.—ln a cave in the - Viand, in the Southern part of tho department of Choluteca, Honduras, there is a natural curiosity, callod the "Fountain of Blood." This fountain, consists of a stream of fluid resembling blood, which drops steadily from the reef of the cave upon the floor beneath. It forms pools of coagulated matter upon the floor, and imparts its pojor to a small brook which flows from the cave. Tho liquid has not only the color, but the taste and smell of blood, and when exposed to the air for a short time emits a very offensive odor. No satisfactory analysis has‘been made of it, and various theories have been advanced concerning it. -PERSEVERE.- DEAD BROKE. BY TIIE "FAT CONTRIBUTOR." We found a man seated on a curb stone, near the post office, last night, muttering to himself apparently, as there was no one to mutter to. Wo felt constrained to ask him what ho was doing there. 'llaint doiu' nothin',' was the reply. 'Where do you belong ?' 'Don't bong nowhere, and-nowhere don't b'long to me.' 'Who are you r' 'l'm Broke.' 'Well; suppose you are broke, you've got a name, e haven't you.? What is it?' tell ye I'm Broke—Dead Broke— that's my name, and that's my natur. My father was Broke before me. If he hadn't been I wouldn't be Broke now —at least not so bad. My mother was a Peaseley, but she wanted a husband and she got Broke—that's my dad— and Broke got me. I've been Broke ever since.' For a few moments the unhappy D. Broke buried his face in his hands, and seemed lost in the most doleful reflec tions. Then, raising his head, ho ex claimed bitterly : I wish I bad been born a colt I' 'Why do you wish you had been born a colt?' 'Because a colt aint broke until he is two or three years old. I was Broke the moment I saw the light, and I never got over itl. u lt is bad to be broke so young.' 'How did your parents come to call you Dead Broke ?' 'Well, ye see, as soon as I was born something seemed to tell mo that I had got to bo Broke all my life, unless I could get my name changed by act of Legislature, and that, you know, would be an impossibility.' 'How an impossibility.' 'Are you such a blockhead as to sup pose that a man can got anything through the Legislature when ho is broke ?' 'You are right. Go on.' 'When the conviction forced itself upon my infant brain, confused as it was by recent experiences, that r must be Broke all my life, I ost all con sciousness at once. have found on ly part of it since.)' • 'Ho is dead cried uy mother, wringing her hands. 'Yes,' groaned my father, lie is dead Broke !' 'I revived, alas ! but Dead Broke be came my name, and I have boon dead broke ever since.' 1 'My name has boon- fatal to me all through life. The smallest boy in school always broke mo in playing marbles. I broke more windows than any other boy in base ball. I always broke down at recitations, and had my head broke every day by the school mastor. When 1 left school I went to clerk it for a broker. Ono day there was a heavy deficit in the accounts.— I was afraid ho might think that I. had something to do with it, so broke. They caught me, though, and put me in jail, but 1 broke out.' 'Out of jail P 'No, d—n it, broke ont with the small pox !' 'What did you do next ?' 'After the court had disposed of my caso, I was allowod•to go into the bro. kerago business again.' 'flow was that ?' 'I broke stone in the penitentiary, dog on it! After I got out, I broke everything. I broke my promise, broke the Sabbath, and broke the pledge' 'Were you ever married ?' 'Yes ;:sighing deeply.) ➢[ntrimony broke me up worse than anything else. My wife was a regular ripper. Sho broke up my furniture and the dishes, nearly broke my back with a flatiron, and finally broke my heart.' 'By running away ?' 'No, indeed, by sticking to me.' 'You have had a hard time of it.' 'All owing to my name. But bad as I dislike it, it's mine; I came by it honestly. You wouldn't think any body else would want to be in my place, would ye? but there are thous ands of impostors all over the country, trying to pass themselves off for mo. 'ln what way ?' 'When they tell their creditors that they are 'Dead Broke.' There was another pause, during which the unhappy possessor of an un fortunate name could be heard to sub. At length he broke out— 'lt will be a simple .and fitting in scription for my tombstone, though." 'What ?' 'DEAD BROKE.' RIGHT KIND O' PRNAORINO —Dr. Gilly related the following anecdote, which was told by a well known Irish character, Thaddeus Connolly, who used to spend most of his time visiting the poorer classes in Ireland, and in structing them in their native lan guage : "1 went," said he, "one Sunday into a church to which a new incum bent had been lately appointed. The congregation did not exceed half a do zen, but the preacher delivered him self with as much energy and affection as if he were addressing a crowded au dience. After the service, I expressed my wonder that ho should preach so well to such a small number of people. 'Wore there but ono,' said the preacher, 'my anxiety for his improvement would make me equally energetic' The fol lowing year Connolly went into the same churoh ; the congregation was multiplied twenty-told; the third year the church was full. Se - An author has easy times in the world ; whenever he gets out of money all he has to do is write for more. TIE ,"Necessity is the mother of in vention," but it has never been neon rateiy ascertained who is the father. I 1 - .‘ .:.i - -, , 1. :::.. t - '' . -:..ci,..:41.0".. ii: . !.'P ._.,.....:-'-''. (i._. • An Expensive Dinner. Some years ag■o, when the "Hen Fever" was raging all over the coun try, a gentleman residing in the sub urbs of Philadelphia, Came to the city one morning to attend a "Hen Fair," where he purchased a very large and beautiful pair of Shanghai fowls to breed from; and, as he was to remain in town until evening, he sent the birds by a boy, with a note to a friend of his, living in Arch street, requesting that he would take charge of the chick ens until the afternoon, as ho had somo matters of business that would detain him; he also told the boy to say that he would dine with him at four o'clock. The boy delivered the fow-11-,171t-for got the.,note, and simply remarked : "Here's a pair of rousing big chickens Mr. M. has sent you, and says-he will dine with you at four o'clock. The gentleman supposing his friend (who by the way, knows a l)awk from a handsaw, and a eanvasssback from a broiled owl) had sent him something extra, ordered them to be given to the nook, with directions that they be kill ed and .dressed at once, as he had a friend to dine with him at four that, P.M. The order was accordingly obeyed, and at the appointed time the dinner was served. After imbibing sundry wine-bitters as a sharpener to their appetites, they sat down, and the Shanghai owner was requested to carve; and as he procee ded to dissect these enormous cuto members of the Hen Convention, ho remarked to his friend :—"You have an extraordinary fine pair of chickens here ?" "Yes," answered the other, "they ARE an indifferently good sized pair of birds; they were sent to me by a mu tual friend of ours." "Indeed, wore they ? A devilish clever fellow ho must be, Jim ; a very pretty present this, and I declare they aro the most delicious flavor I ever tas ted, and as juicy, too,as a canvass back." And so ho continued praising the chickens until after• they had taken care of a couple of bottles of Suhroidcr; and while chattering over their bottle of sherry, and enjoying their regalias, the owner of the Shanghais said : "By-the-by, Jim what did you think of my hen-purchase this morning?" "Why, Bill, I think they wore the most delicious birds ever served, and I wish you would dine with me every day•in the week, if you will send me such chickens!' • "Such chickens!" screeched Bill, as the thought flashed across his.mind that ho might possibly have been eat ing his own Shanghais, "What the devil do you mean ?" "Mean," replied Jim; "why, I mean to say that you have dined off' those chickens you sent mo this morning!" Bill instantly jumped up from the table, and rammed his hands up to his elbows in his breeches pocket, and after striding across the room some half-dozen times, without uttering a word, but his oyes all the while in "fine frenzy rolling," stopped short, and turn ing to his friend, he exclaimed, with terrific gesticulation : "My God 1 Jim, I RAID THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS FOR THAT PAIR or FOWLS this morning ! Didn't that cussed boy give you a note this morning, when ho left the chickens r" "No," said Jim, "he gave me no note; ho simply banded me tho Shanghais, and said you would dine with me at four. Theroforo I had them ROASTED." Bill instantly rushed for his horse and wagan, and was not soon in the city but onco for a year afterwards, and then ho was closely muffled up, and both ears stopped up with cotton, for fear ho should hoar somo ono cry out—SITANGIIAL Trim Win.—Only lot a woman be sure that she is precious to her hus• band—not useful, not valuable, not con venient simply, but lovely and belov ed; let her be the recipient of his po. lito and hearty attention, lot her feel that her care and love are noticed, ap preciated and returned, let her opinion bo asked, bur approval sought, and her judgment respected in matters of which she is cognizant; in short, lot her only bo loved, honored, and cherished, in fulfillment of the marriage vow, and she will be to her husband, her chil dren and society a wellspring of plea sure. She will boar pain, and toil and anxiety, for her husband's love is to her a tower and fortress. .Shielded and sheltered therein, adversity will have lost its sting. Sho may suffer, bat sympathy will dull the edge of sorrow. A house with love in it—and by love I mean love expressed 'in words, and looks, and deeds, for I have not ono spark of faith in love that never crops out—is to a house without love, as a person to a machine . ; one is life, the other is a mechanism—the unloved woman may have broad just as light, a house just as tidy as the other, but the latter has aspring of beauty about her, a joyousness, an ag gressive, penetrating, and pervading brightness to which the former is a stranger. The deep happiness in her heart shines out in her face. She gleams over it. It is airy, and graceful, and warm and welcoming with her presence; she is full of devices and plots, and sweet surprise for husband and family. She has never done with the romance and poetry of life. She herself is a lyric poem setting herself to all pure cud gracious meimlies, Rumble household ways and duties have for her a golden significance. The prize • makes her calling high, and the end sanctifies the means. "Love is ffeaven, and Heaven is Love." 11E0...Nothing can atone for the want of modesty and innocence; without wich beauty is ungraceful, and qual ity contemptible. Farmers, read the fourth page TERMS, $2,00. a year in advance Thoughts for the Young. It is a - common custom with editors of papersseeular as well as religious ones—to give advice to the rising gen eration ; for in this particular, the press claims to be an instructor not less than the pulpit And as we, too, have youth ful readers, perhaps they will give at tention to the following thoughts of an old friend of theirs, whose reflections and experience seem in his estimation to enable him to impart good advice, and who also sincerely wishes that their lives may be useful, prosperous, and happy. How vastly important are the mo ments of youth I _because they consti tute the best, if not tho only, time for the acquirement of everything that can elevate, adorn and ennoble the hu man ehriractor. Yes, this is the fit pe riod of your existence, not only for attaining valuable knowledge and se curing to yourselves virtue, wisdom, and lastieg,felicity; but now, also, is the season in which you must be Wary and over upon your guard lest you ac quire and become fixed in tho foolish habits and vicious customs of the , ap-, cicty which surrounded you. For, whether you know it or not, it is a sad truth, that for one wise and virtuous individual that is to be found in the current pursuits of life, yon will meet, with, at least, seven who aro either fool-, ish or vicious. Therefore, avoid as far as possible all intimacy and conversa tion with such individuals, that there by you may remain securd from the contamination of their follies and, vi ces; for let it be remembered, that you were Born free from vice, and can he' trained to virtue. Hence, it should be your assiduous duty to avoid the for mer and acquire the latter. Then in order to escape the evil and attain the good, strive to gain the taste. and preserve a zest for thought and reflection while youth, health, vigor, and vivacity flow through your frames; for when youth is past,- the animal spir its begin to droop. Fail not, then,. to . appreciate your present.. which, if once lost, becomes irrecoverable. Then de ceive. net yourselves, but remember that if you defer the acquisition of val uable knowledge, wise and virtuous habits, until mature age, you will labor under the double disadvantage of learn ing slowly and forgetting nearly as Fiat as you learn. Remember that early habits of industry and reflection, united with, honesty, truthfulness,tena perance, kindness. justice, and all the other useful, practical, human virtues which benefit ourselves and our fellow men,-will enable you to beand to feel nitwit more independent, exalted, and happy, than can the mere possession of wealth and the ability of moving in the giddy circles of pomp and fashion. Beyond the necessaries of life, it is not important that the pecuniary moans of the habitually industrious,re fleetly°, and wise, should be largo. Money, however, when honestly earn ed, is a good thing, because it can bo made useful to ourselves and to others; to ourselves, when we are past our la bor ; and to others, when it enables us to lend a helping band to the poor and unfortunate. Bo active, then, in your business, and when you have acquired a competence, be prudent in the sav ing and judicious in the disbursement of it. Do not boanxiou sat any time on the score of instruction or the right kind of teaching, for you will always have a full and perfect library around you which comprises•the most valuable of all books—we moan the great volume of Nature. Never doubt the truth of this statement, nor lose sight of its great and paramount:importance, but ever be assured that the pure study of Nature, of all other studios, is the most important, for it will never inspire you With fanaticism and an evil spirit, nor will it over mislead you; but on the contrary, the contemplation of Nature must always tend to humanize, refine, and exalt your character. If you enjoy good health, and possess an ordinary share of intellectual ca pability, and begingin in early life to be studious, thoughtful, and reflective, by thirty years of age each of you may become like a host in valuable knowl edge, mental power, and moral influ ence ; and consequently, will establish yourselves in principles that have the immutable rock of truth for their basis. It is all important, you see, that you begin right, for human life is a succes sion of parts :—infancy, youth, man hood, maturity, decline, old ago, and death. What a man becomes, depends on education and other circumstances that surround him ; a 6 his infancy is, so will be his youth ; as his youth is, so will be his manhood; as his man hood is, so will be his maturity; as ma turity is, so will be decline; as decline is, so will ho old age. Then if youth ho passed in idleness, ignorance, folly, and crime, how can one hold his way in the world, side by side with the in telligent,tho xvorthy,and the virtuous? E It manhood has been passed in low pursuits, in establishing in the heart evil propensities, in wasting natural vigor, what awaits ono in old ago but poverty, pity and contempt? But if youth be devoted to the reasonable expansion of tho physical and intellec tual powers; if knowledge of human duty be .acquired and rightly used, manhood will be worthy, maturity re spectable, decline honored, and old age vonorablo.—Boston _lnvestigator. FDA young Preacher, who had just started on his travels as an itinerant, was one evening holding forth on tho Deluge, and after describing the man ner in which Noah built the Ark, and filled it with animals of every kind, by pairs, closed in a solemn tone, thus "Yon must know, my dear hearers, that it was an arduous task for Noah and his sons to get a pair of Make into the Ark !" THE G-1-10:13N: JOB PRINTING OFFICE. THE ((GLOBE JOB, - OFFICE" . the most complete of any in the country, and per 111,9Seri the most ample facilities for promptly excreting in the best style, every variety of Job Printing, sorb Llp HAND BILLS, CIRCULARS, ; - BILL HEADS, POSTERS, CARDS, NO. 9. CALL AND EXAMINE /WOODMEN/I OP WOOL, LEWIS' BOOK. STATIONERY .t ,MUSIO STORE Shugar in Their'n. In these times of temperimee agita , • - • Lion we publish the following short' and pertinent sermon : "There's nine men a standin"at the door, an' they. all sed . therd. take gar in their'n." - Slob, fronds and brethren,•was the talk, in a worldly sense, onst common in this our anshicnt land ; but the days is gone by, and the sans run dry, and' no man can say to his nabur, boo art thou, man, and. will you take any mor shugar in yottecaughfey ? But the wurds of our tex has a die ferent and a more pertikler moanin than this.. There they steed at the door , on a cool winter's mornin, two Baptists,-two 'Methodists, and five 1411 7 tbarians, and the tether one Was.a pub- And they all With'one vole said they, wouldn't dirty their feet in a drainshop; INA if the publikip would go and get the drinks , they'd pay for, 'ern. Ad they all cried out, • and ,eve ry man Bed, "I'll take mine with,shrf gar, for it, won't feel good to drink the stuff without sWeetenin." 'So the pub. likin he marched in, and the' barkeeper 'sed, "What want ye ?",and•he•answer• ed and sed, "A drink." "How. will ye have it ?" "Plane and strafe," sea he, "for it aint no use wastin'.shugar to circumsalirate akofortis. But ,there's nine more a standin' at, the door; and they all sed they'd take Bhagat in theit'n." Friends. and brethren,. it ain't only. Bicker of spirits .thae, is drunk in , this roundabout and underhand, way, but it's the likker of . all sorts of . human" wickedness in like Manner:" There'S the likker 'of realice, , Aliat *many of them drinks to the •drogs; but, ynro. sure_ to sweetin it with the ehugar of self-justification. Thare's the likker of avariss that suit keeps behind the eel' , tin for constant _use, but they always have it well mixed with the eweetenin of prudens and economy. ,There's the , Bicker of self-love that, sum mop Ariake, by the, gallon, but they always puts in lots of the shugar to'tako keer'. of NO: 1. And' lastly,' there's' the likker of extorshun; 'which the maxi 'sweetens' accordin' to, circumstances—. Ifhe's in, the flour line,, he'll, say the p00r.% be, better off eatin! corn bread; if,ho's in. the cloth lipo, why, it a good thing to learn' 'em' to ' make their cloth at. home;':Who's in. the leather line, it'll' learn 'em the necessity of takin, bettor keen of shoes., Ahd there's nine men standin' at the door, and they all sod they'd take An.' gar in their'n., Bdt,frionds and breth ren, there ' s a time comic' and a place fixin', where there'll bo no "standin' at the 'door" to call for shugar their'n. But they'll have to go rite in and take the drink square up to the front; and the barkeeper will be old; Satan, and nobody else ;•and he'll give 'cm "shugar in their'n" you'd better be- Hove it, and it'll be gimpr of lead, and rod hot load at that, as sure as your. name is Conshunce Dodger. And you will be entitled to your rations three times a day, if not more frequenter; and if you don't like it you'll have to lump it, and so may the Old Nick close down upon all your silk palavering around the plane old pool of brotherly lev and ginerosity and feller-feeling and fare-play. Amen. reir-.Who, having lost a mother by death cannot appreciate the following beautiful sentiment, which we find floating about on the vast sea of news..' paperdom : The Memory of a Mother.—When temptations assail you, and when you are almost persuaded to do wrong, how, often a dear mother's word of warning will call to mind vows that are rarely broken ! Yes, the memory of a moth. er has saved many a poor wretch from going astray. Tall grass may be grown over the hallowed spot where her earthly remains repose Oho dying, leaves of autumn may be whirled over them, or the white mantle of winter may cover thorn from sight; yet her spirit appears when ho walks in the night path, and gently, softly, mourn fully Calls for him when wandering off_ into the ways of error. • gir Base ball has been carried oval+ to the Sandwich Islands. A game was played some time since between two nines composed of natives, during which some very queer antics-were in-. dulged in, so itis said. A player end ing it impossible to reach hiabase, was determined not to ho put out, and started up the town at full speed, elPse_ ly followed by the baseman. The lat, ter, after a short chase, finding him, self falling behind, mounted a horse near by, and thus overtook the player. After this little deviation from the rules they returned to the grounds, and Vie game went on as before. • 4e - A Bridgeport newsboy was giv en a ton cent stamp 153,- a gentleman a day or two ago, in consideration of his not swearing for a week, and more promised him at the end of that timo• if ho kept his promise. After recoil', ing the money the boy said; "I un derstand that I must not swear; but. how in b—l aro you going to know whether I do or not ?" rem An editor wrote a loading artf cle on the fair sex, in the course of which he said : "Girls of - seventeen or eighteen aro fond of beaus." When the paper was issued, ho was rather shocked to discover that an unfortu nate typographical error bad made him say, "Girls of seventeen or eighteen are fond of beans !" lie had better use the French plural (beaux) hereafter. MEMORANDUM ion TEDIOUS BEAUX. —N. P. Willis once said, in kivate conversation, that a woman would tiro of Phcebus Apollo himself if the young man hung about the house all the time, young men, be careful.• BALL TICKETS, PROGRAM3IES, BLANKS, LABELS, &C., &C., ad
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