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Advertisements not marked with Ott. number of inset (lan, desired, will be continued till forbid and charged :tc• ••:,I,llng to these terms. .tour priers for tho printing a Mantis, Handbills, otc are rc ssotimbly low, tNtlltfims Aturtistutenis. [The Allowing Cards are published g, aluitously, lrir chants tend lat slums man gene, ally who adrerlise laterally ?II Mr columns of 9'nu GLOBE for six months or longer, will hate their Cards inserted here during the continuance of their oat:treatment. Otherwise, special Business (tirdaiu acrted at the usual rates ] TOHNSTON & WATTSON, Merch cp ant+, Main at, east et 'Washington Hotel, Uuntlngden CI LAZIER & BRO , Retail liar -31/431-claonta, Washington st., near the jail, Huntingdon. Tl l 3. WM. BREWSTER, Huntingdon [Cures by Elletroystby.] IfM. GREENE, Dealer in 3.lusie,nin .sical Instruments, Son;ingttl achisios, Huntingdon. ONNELL & KLINE, PHOTOGR2iPIifiItS, Huntingdon, Pa. WM. LEWIS, Denier in Books, Station......si Musical Instx-e, watts, Iluotingdon, Pa." . G".E.Erei'iTL;allotGr ' Huntingdon, Pa tT AMES SINIPSON, Iron Founder, Hum ingdon. I'a. M 'C J A .„ I.I I.t. ,IN t„,„ & ‘ F3: l o M .:..N il T l , ll r , ) m r t o i r s. r d i o e n tors of Ti M. GREENE & F. 0. BEAVER, • Plain and OruantPut Al Marble Manufacturers. AXTM. WILLIAMS, y T Plain and Ornamental Mattla Manufacturer. TAMES HIGGENS. Manufacturer of 'CP Furniture and Cabinet Wore, Huntingdon, Pa. TM. WISE, .Manufacturer of Ptirni ittura, &c., Huntingdon. Undertaking attended to & MAGUIRE, Whole sale fund retail dealers in foreign and domestic Madman, Cutlery, to., Rai!rout street, llnntimplon. TAMES A. BROWN, It" Healer in !lard:env", Cutlery, Plants, 01la, &a., Hunt tusdon, Pu. 17, 111. AFRICA, Dealer in Boots and Y ELnrs,in the Diamond, Huntingdon, 'o. TWIN H. IVESTBIlOOK; Dealer in flouts, amen, Ifusiery, Confectionery, linntingdou. GEO. SHAEFFER, dealer in Boots, shoes, Guiter, dc., Huntingdon. TENTER, Dealer in Groceries and Proskions of oil kinds, Huntingdon, Ps. p on m. & MILLER, Deniers in Dry Queeus wan, Orocerlea, thinzingdon. XTM. MARCH. & BRO. Walt,. in Dry CloolD, Qneeusn nre, 'Loots, Shoes, de. CUNNINGIIA.II & CARsION, Merchants, Huntingdon, Pa. ITROMAN, * Dealer in Deady Dada Clothing, Hata and Capa, JP. GWIN, - . Dealer in Dry Goods, Oroceries,llaidwaro, 911 Pens M ale, Hats and Capr, Bouts and Shoes, Le. Huntingdon E. HENRY & CO., Wholesale and bill Dmicra in Dry.Gonilq, , Groccrieg, Hardware, Ibioenswarc,nud Provhions of all lands, Iluntiopion. TI4NVELOPES i- By the box. pack, or Ices quantity, for sale at LEWIS' BOOK AND STATIONERr STOKE „2,.) -, c For neat JOB PRINTING, call at the "Oulu Jon PRINTINC , CmcE,” at Hun tingdon, Px PROFESSIONAL tr. BUSINESS CARDS Vout. R. R. NW lEST.LING liko3t respect fully tondurs profession:a Sonia to thu citizens ttmeou and rt.:lofty. 011200 that of the late Dr. store. DR. A. 13: BRUMI3AUG.II, Haring permanently located at Huntingdon, otters his nrofeAshmal services to ibe community. Mee, the canto no that lately occupio.l by Dr. 11.thlen pn hill street. apIO.IS6G 11,. JOHN MeCULLOOH, offers his professional services to the'citirenv of Huntingdon vicinity. Office on Hill street, one door east of Heed's Prug Ang. 24,'65. ALLISON MILLER, iA. C E YTIST, Ilan removed to the Brick Iton oppmdto the Court House April 13,1850. T Ast E. GREENE, el • DENTIST. 4—Z atas Office removed to Leieter's Nov Building., Pill etr.L t. Huntingdon. July 3t,1%7. WASIIING'FON 110 TEL, The undereigned respectfully inf4rais tho citizens of Huntingdon conntv and the traveling public generally that he has teased the \l'ashington House on the cor ner of Hill and Charles street, In the borough of Hun tingdon, slid he is prepared to accommodate all \rho stay favor him with a call. WIII be pleased C. receive a liber al share of public patronage. AUGUSTUS LETTERMAN. July 31, 't37—tf. EXCHANGE HQTEL. THE subscribers having leased this L hotel, lately occupied by Mr.McNulty, are prepared to accommodate strangers, travelers, and citizens in good style. Every effort shop ,e mode on our part to make all who stop with us fool at home. LULTZ & FEE, xusy2,lSuci ' Proprietors. MORRISON HOUSE, 3a3uiatirk.gcl4::::•=k., Pa,. IHAVE purchased and entirely ren ovated the largo atone and brick building opposite the Peunsylmnia Railroad Depot, and have now opened it 'for the accommodation of the traveling public. The Car- pets, Furniture, Beds and Bedding are all entirely new 'and first class, and I am safe in saying that I can offer as not excelled in Central Pennsylvania. - AQ-I refer to my patrons who have formerly known me while in charge of the .13 , 0 ad Top City hotel and Jack. son House. JOSEPH. MORRISON. Mayl6, ISG6-tr. WAI B.ZIEGLER, AGENT OF THE ',poling Mutual Insurance Company. Huntingdon, May 8,15013 m AC. CV.R.KB, AGENT, • Wholesale and Retail Dealer in all kinds of .L.1ti.08.111 VMDMOO HUNTINGDON, PA. Next door to tho Traul.lin HOUK-, in the Diamond. Cbuntry trade supptied. 0p17'67 WATCHES AND JEWELRY. ARON STEWARD, tl WATCHMAKER, Successor to Geo. W. Swartz, llas opened at his old stand on Hill sircpt, on- ••. posito lirown'shardwore store, a stock of all Mae alf . of goods belonging to the trade.-'I • Watch arid Clock Repairing promptly attended ._ to by practical workmen. • •' Huntiugdon, April .10-6ni MILTON" S. LYTLE, • ATTORNEY .AT LA TV, lIIINTINGDON, PA ]tempt nttention given to all legal Joltiness entrusted tare. Clatron of toldoite and eolelltra' helra againbt 7J:ft:tee, 'without delay. rellaB ...12 00 .... 1 00 (JIIL WM. , LEWIS, HUGH LINDSAY, Publishers. VOL. XXIII. K. ALLEN LOVELL,' ATTORNEY AT LAW, HUNTINGDON, PA. -. Prompt attention will be glien to all legal liminess en trusted to his ,ore. Military nod other claims of sol diers and their heirs against the State or Govornmeut collected nithont delay. OFFICII—Iu the Brick Row, opposite the Coat Home , jau.l.lsai McMURTRIE, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Moo on Ilili slrect. IIUrINODON, PA. Prompt attention will be given to the prosecution of the claim of soldiers and moldiers' botro j against the Gov ernment. m 122,1866 J. W MATIERS. WILLIAM A. Roo. MATTBRN & SIPB, ATTORNEYS - LAW, AND LICENSED, CLAIAII' AGENTS HUNTINGDON, PA. Wee on 11111 street. Soldiers Mims against tho Government for Bade Pay Ilsustt, Widows' and Invalids' P.lllSiOnt attended to vt great onto and promutuess. mT=9•ty SOON SCUTT, SAMUEL T. DROWN, SOON M. BALLET rilhe name of this firm has been ehang od from SCOTT & BROWN, to SCOTT, BROWN & BAILEY, under which name they will hereafter conduct their practice ni A TTO h' Al 7; I'S AT LA Ti; //UN.77NUDOIV; PA. PENSIONS, and all claims of seldiors and soldiers' heirs gnitiht the Government, will be promptly prosecuted. May 17, 11567—tf. AGENCY, FOR COLLECTING SOLDIERS CLAIMS, BOUNTY, BACK PAY AND PENSIONS. ALL who may have any claims a gainst the Government for Bounty, Back Pay and Pennons, can hare their claim promptly collected by ap- plying either in pereb., or by letter to August 'A, ISG3 J3IIN 1:1111E, 04113, P. M HARE, F. P. M . LUVU ULM JOHN BARE, & CO., Bankers, X-11.132.tirag",c511.c:oxi., Solicit accounts front Dunks. linnitets & others. Inter est nliowed on Deposits. Ail kinde of Seem Hies,. bought end sold for the usual commigrion. Special attention given to Gminnment Secutitics. Collections 'undo on all points. Persons depositing Gold and Silver • will reecho the same in I °turn uith intereat. Oct. 17, I£l6ll-tf. N EW BOOT :AND SHOE STORE - WM. AFRICA Intarint the public tint he Lee jn4 opened at his old stood 10 the Dl.uuttd, A Fine Assortment of all kinds of BOOTS AND SHOES, For Ladies, Gentlemen. and Children. All of whielk Le m ill sell at fair prices Quick tales anti small profits. Call and examine my sleek. Manufdeln ring and Repairing done to order as usual. Huntingdon, May 1, Iso7. GEO. SHAEFFER llasjust returned front the east %IRIS 0 4456 t SPLENDID STOCK •err BOOTS, SHOES, GAITERS, (Da, Which Ito offers to tho inspection of his enstomors and the public g enet:llly. Ile mill cell his stock at the most REASONABLE PRICES, . aud those echo purchaso once will surely call again. BOOTS & SHOES MADE TO ORDER, and REPAIRING done in tho neatest and moat expedi tions manner. Call upon Mr. Schaeffer at his chop on 11111 street, a row dome west of the Diamond. n, 2 FOR THE HARVEST OF 1567 BUY THE GENUINE PRIZE MACHINE. B UCK .E'l r e Mower and Ceaper , With Double-jointed Folding Bar. THOS. I3URCIIINELL, General Agent for Huntingdon Co. Huntingdon, April 21-3 m MEM TVZCoN3FiIIe ECONOMY IS MONEY SAVED ! The subscriber is inn =min tly lusted in Hun ting(lo4, Xand Is prepared to purchase, or repair in the)( best etyle, end expeditiously, broken UMBRELLAS AND PARASOLS. All articles intrusted to him will be returned to the residence of the owner as soon as repaired. Umbrellas and parasols for repair can be left at his residence on St. Clair street near Benedmt's. may2,lB66tf FENTIMAN. HAMS. HAMS. Plain and canvas sugar cured hams—the best in mar ket—whole or sliced, for sato at Lewis' Family Grocery TUSINESS MEN, TAKE NOTICE! It you want your card neatly printed on enrol opus, call 4t , LEWIS'BOOK AND sTATi ONERYSTEOR. CA.SS E RES.—A choice lot of black and fancy Capslmre: :at CUNNINGHAM CARMON'S. ALL KINDS OF T O B A C C 0 whaletale and rotail, at CUNNINGHAM & CARMON'S. fleelllogUNNlNGlgreatlAM CARMON ARE lj off at ly reduced prices. AL ARGE VARIETY of articles too numerous to mention, for sale at LEWIS amity G rocery. Call and see. Pit U B E SPICES CUNNINGITAM t °AMON'S. el ROUND A.LUAI AND SALINA OrsALT at CEIWIVINGII.4 cE CA R MON'S. DATER ! PAPER!!' iVote, Pont, Commercial, Foot cep and Elatcap-4 snoci assortment for bale by the ream, hOf ream, quire or sheet, or • LEwrs , xrly ROOKS STATIONELV STORE. CHOICE CANDIES . Of all kinds. for Bala wboleaale nd retail at Lewis Co's Family Grocery. A Lb KINDS QF C _tt AC KERS conßtantly on hand nt " CUNNINGLIAII & CARMON'S. TF YOU WANT the BEST SYRUP, Ev to PITNNiNGEIAM. OARtla`,Psi. 'W. H. WOODS, Attorney at Law, Huntingdon, Pa, HUNTINGDON, PA,, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 14. 1867. COURT AFFAIRS, - A UGUST .TERM, 1867 GRAND JURORS Anthony Beaver, farmer, Penn Isaac Curfinan, farmer, To' John M. Clark6„tailor. - Shirleysburg Jacob Devor, farmer, Shirley Ash. Fraker, merchant, Shirleysburg Samuel B. Garner, merchant, Penn Samuel Grove, farmer, Brady Benj. Graffius,tinner, Huntingdon Peter Gutshall, farmer, Springfield Emanuel Herncane, farmer, Shirley Moses Hamer, Sr., farmer, Walker George Heaton, merchant, Coalmont. AdaM Iloupt, farmer, Tod William Hight, laborer, Jackson Philips Locke, farmer, Springfield James Mitchellvfarmer i Jackson Michael Miller, farmer, Springfield George Porter, gentleman, Franklin John Peightal, farmer, Walker E. L. Rorer, farmer, Clay S. Silknitter, lumberman, Henderson. Moses Swoope, farmer, Union Robert Spoor, clerk, Porter Hugh Seeds, farmer, Franklin TRAVERSE JURORS-FIRST WEEK. John Boober, farmer, Cromwell Wm. Brown, lumberman, Henderson 11. Brewster, merchant, Shirleysburg Allen 11. Bauman, tanner. Union Robert Bingham, farmer, Shirley David Black, carpenter, Huntingdon J. Peightal, gentleman, Warriorsmark William Benford, carpenter, Coahnout Josiah Cullman, farmer, Cass Sterret Cummins, farmer, Jackson Beuj. Cross, carpenter, Aloxaddria William Cisney, farmer, Shirley Richard Colegate, farmer, Shirley Samuel Decker, farmer, Unicn Joseph Diggins, farmer, Carbon Jacob Polls°, farmer, Walker Stephen Gorsuch, farmer, Oneida John Gutshall, farmer, Springfield Henry Glazie.l, potter, Huntingdon Willizun Gehrett, sadler, Cassville' John Hewitt, farmer, Porter David ID!coma, farmer, Morris Samuel Hess, farmer, Oneida Joeeph Heaton, merchant, Cassville David Isenberg, farmer, Henderson Joseph Johnston, J. P., West John Lutz, Sr.;gentleman, Shirleysbug McClure, farmer, West James MeKinn, laborer, Union N. G. McDivitt, farmor, Oneida Henry Myers, merchant, Shirleysburg William P. Mehaffey, teacher, Brady James McCall, farmer, Henderson William V. Miller, laborer, Oneida Jackson Norris, farmer, Penn David Owen, merchant, Morris David Pollock - , farmer, Tell Wash. Reynolds, farmer, Frariktin Levi Ridinour, farmei, Juniata -- William Smith, farmer, Cromwell R. F. Scott, plasterer, Dublin Malden Stryker, gentleman, West David Thompson, farmer, Henderson William Weaver, farmer, Hopewell George Warfel, farmer, \Vest ' James Wright, farmer, Union M. Weston, carpenter, Watriorsmark Adolphus P. White, farmer, Oneida SPECIAL NOTICE. To THE LADIES.-1)o you rolgly nt ' iend to reuse wimiltig AL° beautiful styles now so prevalent, or drese lose elegantly, because the rebel Jeff. Davis, was captured to FaAtionable Female Motile? One moment's calm reflection will surely servo to change your rash rawly°. The Angela had too much good sense to lay aside their puns chaste robes of white, hecauso they had for a ihno served to Lido the deformities of that Prime of Rebels, the Devil. Can you err In following the exampleof Angels? Then hat tug made up your omits that you will continuo to arose tastefully regamlle.e of robot acts, do not Arad In uall ad the Vora of the subscri bers, who will be happy at all times to furnish you toiat such articles of drug as you may desire. Digo your Lith, ern, husbands, brothers, neighbors and children to visit the rune stars. They can hero be suited In good art lace of Boots, Shoes, Clothing Matto Ml, Hats, Caps, Queens. ware and a geneml assortment of Groceries, on as re* tenable terms as at any house in limn. Sloro on South e tat corner or the Diamond, Huntingdon Pa. may 31,1965. FRANCIS D. WALLACH. .10E" - SZ - 4=MT Weliakrria A GOOD PHOTOGRAPH LIKENESS, CALL AT DONNELL & KLINE'S PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY On MI Street, two doors west of Lewis' Book Store. CALL AND SEE SPECIMENS. Huntingdon, Oct 3,'05-tr. TO THE LADIES. The best assortment of Mioni - B r i"1-0 SICIPto r X6 2 Just received this day from New York and for sale at the cheap cash store of WM. MARCIA h BRO. A splendid assortment of LADIES' DRESS GOODS, FANCY TIUMAIYINGS AND BUTTONS Just received this day from New York and for sale cheap at [map7t WM. MA Reitd PllO. ALEXANDRIA BREWERY, THOMAS N. COLDER. The undetsigned hating nose entered into the r , t tenn e drZ i ne e w p or r 4 a t r h e e d p a utl a ie ll a t r i e me i . nitl o rma orders on the shortest notice. TIIOS. N. COLDER. Alexandria, Oct. '23. 1686-t LUMBER SOU ON COHESION. S. E. HENRY & CO., Are receiving all kinds of LUMBER, eeinaising all the different grade of BOABDS, • FRAME STUFF, • , JOINT AND LAP SIILVOLES, ,PLASTERING LATH, PLANK, WORKED FLOORING, WEATIIER, BOARDING, FENCING, RAILING, dc., dc., Sic Which will be sold at prices at tho mill, with froight loa ded. ' no 7 pyERYBODY MUST, IfIVE! CALL AT LEWIS' FAMILY GROCEUI' The boat of everything will be constantly kept on lump :Ind sold at the lowest prices potelbie• Wok also and mall prod. tn. -PERSEVERE.- Ell 61,61) e. , HUNTINGDON: PA. PRESS ONWARD =I , Young man, be up and doing, Wring from the world a flume ! Bid idleness and sloth depart, Climb up the hill of fame. Resolve to Len hero In what you undertake ;- Be first and foremost in the throng, Active and wide awake. Forget the past, press onward. The present is your own ; Resolve each evening's sunset Shall find youetilities done. . "Pis only by endeavor, By stern and earnest will, You can succeed in climbing Fame's steep and rugged hill Yet with a manly purpose, And mind that knows no6fail, No barrier can interpose, But which you may not scale, Care not for scoffs or idle jeers, All flattery despise, "Excelsior," your motto be, Onward and upward rise. THE NEW CHESTERFIELD, BY JOHN QUILL [He writeth a letter to his son, and giveth him instruction in the art of good behavior.] MY Th:Alt Sou :—You have by this time arrived at that period in yourlife when you will have to enter into good society, and it is advisable that you should have some instruction in regard to the customs of the social world, and of the duties that, you will be required to perform. You are just of that age when clum siness will 'be your most striking pecu liarity. Your feet - will be much out of proportion to your body, and your general configuration will bear some resemblance to an old yellow pine clothespin. To dance with a lady un der theso circumstances would be mad ness, for in all probability you will plant an acre or so of boot leather on her dress, and rip out some gathers, while she rips out a lot of subdued pro fanity : or you will flatten out a num ber of her toes, or run her against the piano and cause her to think you aro about as graceful as a jointed doll, which you ain't, my son, for you put me more in mind of .a long-legged pointer pup. cavorting around on the grass, than any other member of the brute creation I knew of, As you can't dance without letting your legs fly around against the look ing glasses and things, your finest chance will be to assume the character of a wall flower, and stand up against the partition all theevening.rOfeourse you will feel miserable, but that's what you go there for. Your hands will feel about the size of a palm leaf fan, and will look more like two slices of bloody beef, cut into strips, than any thing else. If you do not know what to do,with them, it will be well to twid dle your thumbs - until you can think of something. Of course yon will imagine every body is looking at you, and you will begin to perspire freely, and grow red in the face as if your shirt collar was too tight for you. But no matter utterly wretched yon feel you've got to keep up a feeble smile, and if you can lay your hands on any other ntis• crable young man like yourself you can talk together and pretend you are enjoying yourself intensely. If any imprudent person asks you to sing, positively refuse, especially if the master of the house had a grandfather who worked in a saw-mill. no will probably think you aro trying to in suit him by imitating a cross-cat saw for the amusement of the company. Besides, you Will observe tho minute you begin to sing, everybody will be gin to talk louder, to avoid enduring any' unnecessary agony. \rben you are introduced to• a girl you will, of course, be seared half to death, and for the next five minutes you will be as silent as the grave, for you won't know what to say, and you will feel that you would cheerfully make any sacrifice of fortune, or life, or future prospects, for a chance to get away from that girl., But you have got to talk to her, my child, and after standing there a while like some slab-sided cigar store Indian, it will probably flash through your mind to observe that the weather is fine, or the company pleasant this evening. Or you will ask her does she skate, or is she fond of dancing, or whether her pa lets her go to the thea tre: Go in heavy on these things, my son. Originality is such a rare gift, that when a beneficent Heaven gives it to us, we ought to exercise it con scientiously. When you go to supper always help the ladies first, and when they are sup plied, pile it plate so 11111 that, six ordi nary women could live on it the a week, and then go around as if you thought they wore not all helped Yon can then manifest regretful surprise, after which you, of course, go into a corner Where you wilt have a soft thing to yourself. • If you happen to be with a girl, and it seems to you that you would like to impress her favorably, you will, of course, get a plate of ice cream for her, and then while you are walking to wards her with about as much grace as a criPPled' straddlp•bm, if you can get some fellow to jog your elbow and sluice . the cream over the girl's silk dress, you can calculate on arousing a deep passion in her bosom. You've only got to 'get one of your brogans - tangled among her hoops then and rip out about tiine ,, yards of wire"- 1 (1 4 r o I \ 1, 4 work, and you've got the thing all in your own hands to a:certain extent. If you are asked out to dinner, do dot try to cht asparagus like a gun swallowing a ramrod, and if you must eat your mashed potatoes with your krrife,,don't try to create the impres sion that you ,are a sword-swallower by profession; or "that your efforts are directed to performing a surgical ope ration. on your palate. Never, under any circumstances, wipe your nose or, your napkin, and don't put thocold slaw into your moi.th as if' you were in the country, and were throwing hay into Whey mow. It you have on a white cravat, and anybody mistakes - you for a clergy man, and asks you,to say. grace, don't be frightened and.go, wandering off among the teh ..e2otnmandments; 'and don't forget_yourself so far as to begin reciting poetry. And just so when you undertake to relate an anecdote, it will make every body' unhappy with disappointment if you forget what the point was and how it ended. When you go courting a girl, never pay much attention to the old lady if' she hangs around. You can marry a woman without bei- mother's consent, but if the daughter ain't agreeable you will experience considerable difficulty-. When you are alone with a girl in the dark, and you feel like putting your arm around her, always skirmish a while to ascertain whore she sticks her pins, or you May tear the skin off of your fingers. , It will be judicious to let go your hold and sit up straight, as if there wasn't anything at all the mat ter, in case her father comes in, or he may help you off the steps. These old men aro very eccentric , about such things. And when you take the girl out to get ice cream, be sure to manifest a magnificent indifference as to whether she takes two plates or one. It con veys an impression of wealth, and makes your six hundred dollar salary swell to a million, apparently. In popping the question, you will have to use considerable judgment. I wouldn't advise you to go flopping about over the floor on your knees. if you are atall acquainted with the price of pants you will perceive that it don't pay, especially if the girl says she won't go in. Stand up to the rack like a man and take yoUr fodder. Bury one of her little hands in your fin, squeeze it slightly, sigh like an old blacksmith's bellows with a slit in it, wait until she gets her head down, and then go in and make any little obser vations about the moon, your heart, blighted being; ecstatic bliss,,,and such trifles as may strike you. If she says yes, you -can tighten her dress to any extent, and run the risk ofdrawing her in by suction, by kiss ing her with rapture. if she says she won't indulge, the sooner yoU get your hat and get out on the pavement and stamp the bricks and skin your knuck les on the tree boxes, why the better you will feel. And so, my boy, I send you out into the world. If you do feel as miserable and about as intelligent at first as an oyster on the half-shell, go in and do your best, and you will come cut right in the end.—Sundo Transcript. .W•The Editor's I)rawor, in Har per's Migazine, for August,has a funny incident which occurred at Chattanoo ga, during the winter of 1863 —'4, in which a Lieutenant of a Pennsylvania regiment (was it the 78th?) was the he ro. The Drawor says: Although the male inhabitants in that region were opposed to the sway of our common Federal Uncle, the women were - disposed to Unionism, and and of the results of this sentiment on tho part of the gentle sex was a disposition to go in strong for everything in the way of dances. The junior officers and sometimes the se niors, reciprocated this admirable fool ing. Among the subalterns was a Lieutenant of a Pennsylvania Regiment who was a groat lady-killer, and prided himself thereon. On ono occasion this sanguinary young man found a lady who could waltz—a rare accomplish. mud, among the rustics of Tennessee and Georgia. Ho was in extacies ! and as the damsel was quite good-look: ing, paid her any number of compli ments both on her dancing and beauty. In fact there is no knowing whore his flattery would have led him if he had not been brought up all standing by a brief statement of fact, which was as follows : "La me stranger you call me good-looking now ! • Why you just ought to have seen me before I had the diarrhoea !" THE wits of Persia,to whom nothing is sacred, are telling a good story about the Shah of Persia. It appears that the Shah rather pooh pooled a proposal to introduce the telegraph in to his realm, and his consent was by no means hearty. When the lib& was coMpleied, the Shah was at his palace of Soultanieh. -Prince Ali Korai indict ed the first despatch. It was thus : "The melons are ripe at Kaschan." Instantly the possible uses of this in vention of the infidels flashed across the royal mind, and Ali-Kouli received this agreeable answer: "I appoint you Minister or Science." OLD Governor Stuyvesant,some years after the British took possetigion: of New York, appeared before the Gover nor, (Carteret) with a complaint' that he was annoyed by mon and boys bathing in front of his hou?.se in a nude state. Governor Carteret: assured him it 'should be stopped; but hapPooing to recollect, said : "Why Governor, your house is at some distance from the river, how'ean it incommode the hidies of your family?" "VY, • i'pli see," said old Peter, shaking his nano, "mine gbIS Laub phi, a slip g tass:" ' TERMS, $2,00 a year in advance. Love on the Brain, This disease is confined to no partic ular age or station. We had an at tack-of it when about fifteen. We bad had it so severely that our mother wan ted to give us paregoric,. We recover ed in course of time. Once it broke out fully in the shape of a certain ques tion to a certain lady. She answered in a monosyllable of two letters. It brought us to our senses. It swept the mist from our eyes like a fog be fore a hurricane. We looked for the cloud and saw a large white bird sail ing on a pond. Thought we were very much the same kind ofA bird, with our wings clipped. A few days after we told our chum we didn't see 'anything in that flaunting Dorothy Diddle to ad mire. 'A nd we didn't. The disease develops itself most sin gularly in those who are advanced in years. Any ono who has seen an old man in love has seen nature's harle quin. The old dame gets Up nothing more ludicrous or more inconsistent• Every one feels like laughing at the poor old fellow's infirmity. We once saw an old man who was suffering from an attack of it. He was well enough advanced in life to have *a dozen grandchildren. We know him well. He was the playmate of our il lustrious grandsire, who wasn't a quar termaster in the Revolutionary war. Him had been we week( have been better off than we are now We had noticed for some time a singularity in his con duct. We saw him several times with roses stuck in his button-hole. We caught him once reading Burns "high land Mary," We were out with him once looking at his stock, and we ask ed which was his favorite heifer. Ho said, "Widow Wilkins." The eat was out. We know what was the matter; but when, several months after, we saw him washing the dishes while the wid ow—that was—nursed the baby, we thought he was cured permanently. There is no preventive for this dis ease. Like the hooping-cough and the mumps, it comes to all mankind. But it seldom kills. We have beard of persons dying of it, but as we have cev or seen a case of the kind, we are not willing to record it as a fact. All the cases that ever came under our obser vation, including our own promiscuous cases, recovered in one way or anoth er. est of the cures have been the result of a wife and a few children. Most any preacher will help a pppsqp to the former, while the latter come— in time. Tho more of them, the sound er the cure. . Humor will dieii s dispose best of en thusiastic or frantic fanatics. In Dean Swift's time a tailor near him took it into his head that he was divinely call ed to interpret the prophecies, espe cially Revelations. One night he re ceived the commission to declare the word of the Lord to the Dean, and bright and early the next morning he was on his. way to do it. Through his glass door the Dean saw him coming, .and at once surmised his errand. Put ting on a grave, studious air, and open ing his Bible to Revelations X., with fixed attention ho awaited the proph' et's approach. The door opened, and in an unearthly voice it was announced: "Dean Swilt,l am sent by the Almighty to "Come in, come in, my friend, " said the Doan, "I am in great trouble, and no doubt the Lord has sent you to help me out of my difficulties." The prophet was cheered by the welcome. He was all ears in more senses than one. "My friend," said the Doan, "I have just been reading Revelations X, and am greatly distressed with a diffi culty,and you are the very man to help me out. Hero Is an account of an an gel that came down from Heaven, and was so large that he placed one foot upon the laud and the other upon the sea, and lifted up his hands to Heaven. Now my knowledge of mathematics has enabled me to calculate the form and size of this angel; but I am in great difficulty, for I wish to ascertain bow much cloth it will take to make him a pair of breeches; and as that is your business I have no doubt but the Lord has sent you to show me." The poor tailor was confounded. He felt as if struck by an electric shock. He rush ed back to his shop; .a revulsion of feeling came over him, and he was ful ly satisfied that his calling did not lie in the line of prophetic interpretation. SHALL WOIIJA N .RIDE ASTRI DE ?—.ln Socar.o county, California, not long since, a young lady was killed by fall ing from the horse on which she was riding. While her animal was driving at full speed ;,he fell, her skirts hang ing to the saddle, dragging her for the distance of half a mile, and horribly mangling her body. After announcing the fact, the San Jose "Mercury" adds : "If she had been dressed in a suitable riding habit, and bad been seated on her horse in the only safe manner in which a horse can be ridden—that is, astride—no such accident could baire occurred." nom, The second prize in the Shelby County Monumental Gift Enterprise— "M.cCabe's residence ticket4l9o''—was dra•Wii by Anna Russman, of Sidney, a little German girl only three years old. The Sidney Journal says : "There is a story about town that wheni the mother heard of her child's fortune, her mater nal Dutch heart so overflowed with satisfaction that she caught her lUcky pet in her arms exclaiming "Bully, for you. you Must have a glass of beer." ,Plato entertained some of his friends at a dinner, and had in the chamber a bed, neatly and costly fur nished. PiegeneS came in and got up : on the bed, and trampled it; saying, trample upon the pride of Plato !' Plato mildly answered: "Bat with far nadre Orido, DiogiMe's." ' NO. 5. About ninon THE 0 - 1_,CD.13.722, JOB PRINTING OFFIOE, rriEtE "GLOBE JOB OFFICE"' _a_ • the moat completa of any' in the country, and IT. xneses the most ample faellitles for promptly exectittn Fin the bat style, arory variety of Job Printing, aye). its HAND BILLS, ciinouLATts, BILL HEAD.% POSTEB.3 : • , Ili, {4. Tireqi.E.TBt CARDS, rPoc~.r,at~irs, • BLANK'S, LABELS, &,45 CALL AND EXANI:O. SPUME:I3 OP ISOp4, BOOK. STAITMIERY & MUSIC STOUR Helping to gdit. BY "Gals." A stranger came into our . sanctum this morning, a well•metteing, innocent, looking individual, who stated that he' was detained in town a few hours, and wanted to while away his time by read, ing the newspapers. He said, although he was poor, he didn't believe in get-. ting something for nothing. "1. , can't pay money," he said, with touching melancholy, "in return for discommod• ing you and for the privilege of look. ; ing over your er;changes; but if there is any way in which I•can - recomponee you—work my way, as itwere 77 l will cheerfully do it." We told him he. was welcome to road the papers; but he"sturdily ted upon doing something for Us turn, and said, unless ho could 'do it, he should be reluctantly compelled, to; bid us a very good morning. . , "Nov," said the . singe*. stranger, "If I could sWeep out your.offme,. ot split kindling wood for yoti, or help you edit— . . A thought struck us. We wore short handed, and the weather had procie 7 ced its naturally languid effect upon us, so 'that 'we fejt a remignano to li} bor—besides, here was independence in poverty, which we admired. -We then told him ho might assist us in "editing," end suggested that he give us an artinle . 'llion the present hot weather. His face brightened •up at once, and borrowing a lead pencil of us (his landlord, he said, had taken his for his board), ho sat down to the task. We advised him to jay offhiscoat,which was buttOried "up - to the thrOat, and woollen, intended originally. for the winter month ; 'although thin' onorigh for the equator--rit the elbows—bathe de clined with such preeipitatiori that Ivo fear the poor fellow hadn't any shirt on. He said ho.nover "edited" before, but ho knew ho could do it. After several hourg Or sweltering toil, during which he fainted a number of times from the heat, nd was rovi!t ved by the office boy (who tielioyed him to bo an impostor) going to 'the head of the concern and "blowing" on him,' he produced the folloviing - artielc; en the weather. ‘Ve give it : as- he wrote it, merely taking the liberty of inserting a few explanatory scptenceq in parcheiis . HOT WEATHER Hot weather owing in a measure to the great number of thermometers' that4yre ma n igaptured at thiti , Oeasoll; of the year, If wo didn't have so, many thermompters it wouldn't be sR kint,leastwise we wouldn't notice it so. Inuch. I know a man who thought the weather was cool-and salubrious until, in an evil hour, he' Pstened to the soli- citations of his datighterS, who were getting stuck up, and wanted a ther mometer, and so he bought one. "Tho next day he had a sunstroke: Ther mometers ought to be abolished, by stet of Congress. Look* the Aretfo regions. The Arctie's . den't have any thermometers. Mal l s the conse quence? They don't have any hot 'weather. (Drowsy with the heat, the abfe writer had to be aroused with 4,• heavy blow from a fan.) Hot weather occurs in the summer for the mot part, except in sections where they don't 'have tny,' and then it comes in-the winter. Its principal productions are fourth of ,Tgly, hilted collars,lemonado, sunstroke, ice-cream, bowel complaint,watermelonspinings z linen Coats,hydrophObia, liathing,Stra.w hats, 'perspiration, watering• places, sun umbrellas, mint juleps, steamboat excursions, long days, hot nights, street, sprinklers, beer gardens, duli z nose in trade, heavy washing bills, low water,depression ofepirits, mosquitoes, and the closing of the schools: (110 , wont to sleep again, brit was revived by drenching him with several yuck; ets Of water. Arousing himself with a tremendous effort,- he began once more) : Hot weather is a very old institution, old as the • world, nearly. Adam and Eve stayed in the Garden of Eden un, til it got too hot to hold them, and they were dressed for a warm latitude too, according to all reports. Eve gets the credit for it. A.lany wives seem to inherit that unhappy temperament,and make their homes too hot to hold their lords. (We suspect that the unhappy stranger is referring from !'hot, Weath er" at home, hence his wanderings. We erdei.• ap application of warm ice to his head, and'he proceeds.) It is easy enough to write about ho,t weather when there are others to whom these things of which the heat at the same time. (The excessive beat is affecting his reason. He must wind up soon.) Hew singular it is the foilci dont keep cool Whnt'is winter 'for except to allow people to get cool, but with the improvidence of the race they won't keep it. I'am like all the rost,. There has been 4 e§elness existing by:. t‘yeen, myself and all my relations for menthe, but it is no use here. I find it oozing out in perspiration— I feel as if I was standing op thermo Meters sixty feet high---hot weather, as said before—l'm baking- 7 -0, that I was a windmill—when I say that hot weather, of which—l'm broil 7 ed—l'm almOst co4keri-=--hot I'm done !" The rash and unfortunate stranger, whose honorable instincts would not permit'him to receive something for nothing, and" who rashly wanted to wwork his way," and who rashly at tempted to write' an article on hot weather,with the thermometer 4t its present high standing in secjetY, be came utterly prostrated at this point, and was laid away in a back room un til he recovers and is identified: Any friends of his can have'lim by calling at this office,' •pktiVing property and paying :for tide notice.—Cincinnati .Vmes: ' PErßeading 'inzatei• orz oarth p .
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