Rotten Apples ERE you ever a youngster back East, where they bought apples by the barrel and stored them in the cellar over “pgainst the long winter evenings? '\ When winter came, did you spend most of your Saturdays sorting over the barrels of apples, picking out the rotten ones so they would not make the whole barrel that way? And didn't you and the family eat nothing but rotten apples the next week? Isn't life like that? And didn't you live in the kitch- en, because the parlor should not be mussed up? truth that you lived in the kitchen all your life? And didn’t you always wear meeting on Sunday? sult, weren't you run down at the of the time? And did you ever get over it? ing musty ideas and most of the time the same old worn-out no- tions until they were ready for the grab-bag? Do you still wait for do the pioneering? You do-—if you're still eating Los Angeles Tribune. 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