Snoopie (Copyright, W. N. 0) BR ue — MN J ——— ANAARAA 1 ON EXTRA SPECIAL OCCASIONS | WHAT DO YOU /™ CALL EXTRA > 9 SPECIAL OCCASIONS ? By J. Millar Watt WHEN I DRINK CHAMPAGNE . © Bell Syndicate ~WNU Service, 1 WANT SOME. Mo TCE. “] was given a book with posi- tively no sense in it!” “So was I—without cents either.” “What was yours?” “A pocketbook.” All Business British Guide (showing places of interest)—It was in this room that Lord Wellington received his first commission. American Tourist (suddenly inter- ested)—How much was it? Obliging Husband—You have bought the $10 hat when 1 liked the $5 one better. Wife— Yes, dear, but just to please you 1 bought the $5 one as well.— Portland Express. (rou S+ouLDNT =X SAY “wHaT! lg Zi You SHourD He” \ SAY, ] DES | we PARDON ow © Bell Syndicate ~WNU Service, CUT TO MEASURE Bug-—Tee, hee, why should I wor- ry about the coal shortage, when here is a nice box of stove wood already cut? Phil Says: Confucius recommended five order, prudence and rectitude; none of which is likely to accom- One of the mistaken virtues is candor in the wrong place. If one earnestly wants to be a gentleman he can be one. The rules are plain. That's All We Ask Laws cannot change human na- A father with youthful sons lives perpetually in the midst of alarms, Everyone may be npne should be a idealist; A an zealot, Politics offers such a tremen- The world owes no man any- thing who does not serve it, What is the greatest pleasure of an old man? Conversation. In- him—if you have a kind UICK UOTES Auwaat Founuasy A GUARANTEE | “" IVE enterprise a chance and | will | give you the guarantee of a hap- | py and prosperous America” —U. 8S. | Senator Josiah W, Bailey. fr ———— I. DRAW L AROUND A | ci, 5% IN RED STRETCH RED CHAIN STITCH | VER CARD- BOARD BEFORE FRAMING randmother, who at the NARY ANN was named for her A g 1 of nine, made pler of embroi 3 thought it would be ni the modern Mary Ani fad ate “4 aporaie sa stitches do a bit of han and kept, W 0 a i this was ac ff. Mia proj ASK ME ANOTHER A Quiz With Answers Offering Information on Various Subjects The Questions the Vhat was the f 7: of Juliet? anniversar *jebrate this “wt Has powerful ited States? is the the worl largest 3% i flowing and from sida Al sii the first wireless call where was » 9. What are the largest guns on i. S. ? 10. Which five 1 United battleships States The Answers is the largest. Figueroa street nexpressed comparison; ex- comparison 4. Montague and Capulet. 5. Its 100th anniversary. 6. It is the at Nave- | sink, N. J., 9,000,000 candlepower, lighthouse which uses in Florida has | of flow of | 7. Silver springs a registered Boomerang From Egypt You'd better duck when you say uct of Australia. Although the | boomerang is generally associated | with Australia, it did not originate | there, but in Egypt. Picture draw- ings of Egyptians hunting ducks | with a boomerang have been dis- | covered in tombs that were dug | long before the time of Christ. | Our Presidents John Adams President to use Washington as 1880. James Knox Polk wa only speaker of ti hie become President Six Presidents died in William Henry Harri , Zach- ary Taylor, Abraham Lincoln, James A. Garfield, William Mec. Kinley and Warren G. Harding. Washington was the only President elected without oppo- sition, James A. Garfield, in 1880, was a delegate to the conven- tion which nominated him for the presidency. office some odds and and mercer- 11% A \ re 2 A | broicae § and ends and the flow- as shown » in outline groups of iscinating SEWING, rit aty niains and Address slaines St. G. Helping Seeds Along rdeners insuring IS proper plonaily dary even properly germinate. ase fo seed. had not Such a « the you 50 moist cause planted seeds. few seeds quire special germin seeds can While re- assist L flower successfully be treated, according to Gilbert Bentley, flow- er expert of the Ferry Seed Breed- ing Station. He advises as follows: Nick the seed coat of lupin, moonflow- er and morning glory; remove the rough outer coating of nasturtium, momordica, castor bean and sand verbena; soak canna, lily, job's | tear and sweet pea seeds in wa- | ter for 12 hours before planting. . » *3 4 vy "e treatment to Tr nts - . alion, n THANKS, | DO ENJOY A MILD CIGARETTE SMOKERS FIND RIPE FLAVOR TOO!
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