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J. Millar Watt
WHEN I DRINK
CHAMPAGNE .
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WANT SOME.
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“] was given a book with posi-
tively no sense in it!”
“So was I—without cents either.”
“What was yours?”
“A pocketbook.”
All Business
British Guide (showing places of
interest)—It was in this room that
Lord Wellington received his first
commission.
American Tourist (suddenly inter-
ested)—How much was it?
Obliging
Husband—You have bought the
$10 hat when 1 liked the $5 one
better.
Wife— Yes, dear, but just to please
you 1 bought the $5 one as well.—
Portland Express.
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CUT TO MEASURE
Bug-—Tee, hee, why should I wor-
ry about the coal shortage, when
here is a nice box of stove wood
already cut?
Phil
Says:
Confucius recommended five
order, prudence and rectitude;
none of which is likely to accom-
One of the mistaken virtues is
candor in the wrong place.
If one earnestly wants to be a
gentleman he can be one. The
rules are plain.
That's All We Ask
Laws cannot change human na-
A father with youthful sons
lives perpetually in the midst of
alarms,
Everyone may be
npne should be a
idealist;
A
an
zealot,
Politics offers such a tremen-
The world owes no man any-
thing who does not serve it,
What is the greatest pleasure of
an old man? Conversation. In-
him—if you have a kind
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Auwaat Founuasy
A GUARANTEE
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give you the guarantee of a hap- |
py and prosperous America” —U. 8S. |
Senator Josiah W, Bailey.
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ASK ME
ANOTHER
A Quiz With Answers
Offering Information
on Various Subjects
The Questions
the
Vhat was the f
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anniversar
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powerful
ited States?
is the
the worl
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the first wireless call
where was
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9. What are the largest guns on
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10. Which five 1
United
battleships
States
The Answers
is the largest.
Figueroa street
nexpressed comparison; ex-
comparison
4. Montague and Capulet.
5. Its 100th anniversary.
6. It is the at Nave- |
sink, N. J., 9,000,000
candlepower,
lighthouse
which uses
in Florida has |
of flow of |
7. Silver springs
a registered
Boomerang From Egypt
You'd better duck when you say
uct of Australia. Although the |
boomerang is generally associated |
with Australia, it did not originate |
there, but in Egypt. Picture draw-
ings of Egyptians hunting ducks |
with a boomerang have been dis- |
covered in tombs that were dug |
long before the time of Christ. |
Our Presidents
John Adams
President to use
Washington as
1880.
James Knox Polk wa
only speaker of ti hie
become President
Six Presidents died in
William Henry Harri , Zach-
ary Taylor, Abraham Lincoln,
James A. Garfield, William Mec.
Kinley and Warren G. Harding.
Washington was the only
President elected without oppo-
sition,
James A. Garfield, in 1880,
was a delegate to the conven-
tion which nominated him for
the presidency.
office
some odds and
and mercer-
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ends
and the flow-
as shown
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groups of
iscinating
SEWING,
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and
Address
slaines St.
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Helping Seeds Along
rdeners
insuring
IS proper
plonaily dary
even properly
germinate.
ase fo
seed.
had
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Such a «
the
you
50 moist
cause planted
seeds.
few seeds
quire special
germin
seeds can
While re-
assist
L flower
successfully be treated,
according to Gilbert Bentley, flow-
er expert of the Ferry Seed Breed-
ing Station.
He advises as follows: Nick
the seed coat of lupin, moonflow-
er and morning glory; remove the
rough outer coating of nasturtium,
momordica, castor bean and sand
verbena; soak canna, lily, job's
| tear and sweet pea seeds in wa-
| ter for 12 hours before planting.
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treatment to
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