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SAME An i / f 1 CF 1988, by Losmlubernd Mews Pepiorest GENTLE MEN— IVE ALWAYS WANTED “16 88 A Cowboy- “THIS IS MY “THRILLING SRonc PECLER FFERS Tr Laid A JoeB ISAT. | SAY THIS HORSE 15 Bf LEAST OT EXCITED —\WHoo Prg/ | AINT NEVER GOWN “T LUKE IS FRESH AS : A SPRING MORNING IL * BRISBANE THIS WEEK Maybe Peace, After All Building in a Big Way A Level-Headed King One Strike Method The real war news from Europe it sounds like peace news—Is that Eng- land has refused France's request for immediate assist. ance In forcing Ger- many’'s armies from the Rhineland, Eng- land hints that France may be partly even to blame, France appeals to all League of “i in a members of the Nations fight for * But, with England holding back, other signers of the Locarno pact are not Inclined, in the language of the day, to “stick thelr necks out.” peace, Arthur Brisbane The United States is doing and spending in a big way. The Public Works administration gays more than £1,000,000,000 worth of projects have been completed, with $2,.200.000,000 of other work still under construction. Twelve hundred millions have been spent for materials, all Involving labor: $630,000,000 for wage payrolls, by PWA. Organized labor presents a buliding program of $£500.000.000 to oc- cupy the idle bullding trades, If money holds out, and the infla. tion bonds keep their valve, this will be remembered as the bullding age, A level-headed new English king, new giant Cunarder mother, walking wn In It, he Glasgow, in city young man is the After seeing named for the his and of seven miles up do slums and “red. Some ultra “left refused to visited the the worst 5 gre uest wing" councilors be presented to him. “That's perfectly all sald the king. “Tell I'M and have tea with in. This Two thousand ship workers cheered and called him “Good Old Teddy.” The king, visited Individual tenements, knocking at the doors, pat. {er} * right, them come them stead.” he did. who ting bables on the head, keeps up with the times, No English king did before. that There are different ways of handling sirikes, on public icials, At Akron, Ohlo, a strike of milk driv. ers disturbs consuming and producing farmers Herman E, Werner, p tor, says coldly: “Anyone who inter- feres with milk deliveries guns, and the order will ku” Akron has 10000 men out of work: too many, at one time, ’ place, and tired depending families ublic prosecn- will face be ‘Shoot to for that sized the city is of It How many millions would be killed gassed, bombed, ripped by shrapuel and machine-gun fire before Hitler or the nation back of him could be persuaded that he is not a reincar- pation of Frederick Great, or Napoleon? This time a murderous war would be deliberate. No grand duke heir to an Imperial throne has been murdered to supply the spark, {Oo pieces the The Department of Commerce can- not explain the Arkansas alr crash, on January 14, that killed 17. It says some passenger “may have Incapaci- tated the pllot or interfered with con trols™ The local sheriff says somebody in. side the plane fired a Kind of pistol, Bullet marks were found, let alr passengers before embark. ing pass before the electrical device that reveals instantly a pistol or any other metal object No decent pas- senger would object. 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