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BRISBANE
THIS WEEK
Maybe Peace, After All
Building in a Big Way
A Level-Headed King
One Strike Method
The real war news from Europe
it sounds like peace news—Is that Eng-
land has refused
France's request for
immediate assist.
ance In forcing Ger-
many’'s armies from
the Rhineland, Eng-
land hints
that France may be
partly
even
to blame,
France appeals to
all
League of
“i
in a
members of the
Nations
fight for
* But, with
England holding
back, other signers
of the Locarno pact
are not Inclined, in the language of
the day, to “stick thelr necks out.”
peace,
Arthur Brisbane
The United States is doing and
spending in a big way. The Public
Works administration gays more than
£1,000,000,000 worth of projects have
been completed, with $2,.200.000,000 of
other work still under construction.
Twelve hundred millions have been
spent for materials, all Involving labor:
$630,000,000 for wage payrolls, by
PWA. Organized labor presents a
buliding program of $£500.000.000 to oc-
cupy the idle bullding trades,
If money holds out, and the infla.
tion bonds keep their valve, this will
be remembered as the bullding age,
A level-headed
new English king,
new giant Cunarder
mother, walking
wn In It, he
Glasgow,
in
city
young man is the
After seeing
named for
the
his
and
of
seven miles up
do slums
and “red.
Some ultra “left
refused to
visited the
the worst
5 gre
uest
wing" councilors be
presented to him. “That's perfectly all
sald the king. “Tell I'M
and have tea with in.
This Two thousand
ship workers cheered and called him
“Good Old Teddy.”
The king, visited Individual
tenements, knocking at the doors, pat.
{er} *
right, them
come them
stead.” he did.
who
ting bables on the head, keeps up with
the times, No English king did
before.
that
There are different ways of handling
sirikes, on public icials,
At Akron, Ohlo, a strike of milk driv.
ers disturbs consuming and
producing farmers
Herman E, Werner, p
tor, says coldly: “Anyone who inter-
feres with milk deliveries
guns, and the order will
ku”
Akron has 10000 men out of work:
too many, at one time,
’
place, and tired
depending
families
ublic prosecn-
will
face
be ‘Shoot to
for that sized
the city is of It
How many millions would be killed
gassed, bombed, ripped by
shrapuel and machine-gun fire before
Hitler or the nation back of him could
be persuaded that he is not a reincar-
pation of Frederick Great, or
Napoleon?
This time a murderous war would
be deliberate. No grand duke heir to
an Imperial throne has been murdered
to supply the spark,
{Oo pieces
the
The Department of Commerce can-
not explain the Arkansas alr crash, on
January 14, that killed 17. It says
some passenger “may have Incapaci-
tated the pllot or interfered with con
trols™
The local sheriff says somebody in.
side the plane fired a Kind of pistol,
Bullet marks were found,
let alr passengers before embark.
ing pass before the electrical device
that reveals instantly a pistol or any
other metal object No decent pas-
senger would object. Guns and knives
might well be “parked” on entering a
plane,
Japan Is the question mark In the
war situation, but wise Japan would
not deliberately antagonize all her cus.
tomers and friends in western Europe
by striking at Russia, fo a war inter.
esting to all of them,
It is probable that Japan this time,
as In the last war, would send “ob.
servers,” thoughtful and silent,
watch the white races culling each
others’ throats,
husband hunt lions and gorillas before
he died, has been to Africa on her own
account and reports that in south East
| Africa natives cling to their old ways
and methods; nothing will
them,
| him that he has been bewitched into
. biting his lasides,
————
blue and brown, and learn how far
mosquitoes can fly,
| The treasury finds that In the first
eight months of this fiscal year It has
accumulated a deficit of £2,410,000,000,
The country took In $2.345000.000 and
spent $4.708000000, In prosperous
dmes, the country’s total income is
$00.000000,000; but when will those
“tUmes” come back?
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