efficient. The troops guarding mountainous Bavarian and this photograph shows one the lofty Zugsplize. A PAIR OF HANDY POCKETS §¢\/ ES, Indeed,” continued Nimble- heels, “I take the very greatest care of my tall. The way I feel about it is that I might just as well my life as my tail. I probably would anyway.” “Probably would Peter, looking puzzled. “Probably would lose course, If 1 should lose lose what?' asked life, of " tail," re my my Pocket™ manded, “Have You a Peter plied Nimbleheels. “You see, In times cape, but without correctly there would be no Jumping. And as I have already told you, It is which keeps my balance But such a long tail added Nimbleheels iy little sigh, “lI should say so!” looking use In is a with exclaimed Peter eyes of Nimbleheels twinkled “1 should like to know what you know about It,” sald he. Peter glanced at his own funny Iit- tle bunch of a tail and laoghed. “Nothing,” sald he, “My tail isn't the least bit of care, But | was thinking that If 1 had as long a tail for my size as you have for your size it cer tainly would be some tail and some care. I that lots of times when I thought myself safe Inside the dear Old Brier Patch my tall would be way outside. [ really don’t see how you keep track of so much tail” “Oh,” replied Nimbleheels, “that is easy enough, When [I am not jump Ing or running about I keep it curled around in front of me. Then 1 know just where it Is. By the way, Peter, do you mind if I go look for a pocket ful of seeds? I am rather hungry.” “Look as much as you like. I think you will find plenty here in the Old Brier Patch, but before you go tell me what you mean by a pocketful,” replied Peter, “Just exactly what 1 sald” retort ed Nimbleheels, “If I can just get a pocketful of seeds I can bring them suspect the familiar and popular little daisy was the emblem of fidelity in love. Its name is literally day's eye because it opens and closes its flower with the daylight. back here and we can talk while I eat them.” Peter blinked his and stared at Nimbleheels In the rudest way. It certainly was most impolite, “Have you a pocket?" Peter manded, eves de course,” “How In to get a pocketful of seeds if dn't a pocket to put them In? As fact, I've got two pockets, handy are, Imagine how anyone can Next to pockets “Certainly, Of replied the world was imbleheels, pockets they without pockets Mink think in of anything else 1 possess.” more of my Peter was still starifig as rudely as ever. “lI don't see any,” sald he. “Where are a . r ohapk “In my cheeks, of they 7" Where Nimble where COUrse else wot replied heels, ‘ote idn know ole they “wry a nothing Burgess ~-WNU Service. 142 The burgeoisie were tradesmen, such as professors. They had little chance of becoming anything higher, BONERS are actual humorous tid-bits found in examination pa- pers, essays, etc, by teachers, The Lord tempers the wind to the shore and the land. . - . Hypocrisy means are not, being what you . - . Under the Mikado called the “Shotgun” . - - Thomas Cranmer, archbishop of Can terbury, was a college student who transiated the Old Testament into the New One, is an officer . - * Explain In your own words how the French people soived the problem of stopping the sand dunes from destroy- ing the farm crops. The French passed a law prohibit. ing all sand dunes, ° . - Achilles was invulnerable except in hell. ©. Bell Byndicate. —WNU Services, SALAD DRESSINGS PALATABLE salad dressing 1s the making of a salad. The french dressing Is one of the favor. ites as well as mayonnalse made with sweet fresh olive ofl, However, for those who cannot obtain fresh olive oil, or find it too costly for the purse, there are other that are most tasty and easy of preparation, Cooked Dressing. Put one egg, two tablespoonfuls of sugar, one and one-half teaspoonfuls of salt, one to two teaspoonfuls of mustard, a dash of cayenne and pa- prika and one-fourth of a cupful of “When a girl gets a man eating out of her hand, so to speak,” says ro. mantic Romona, “it is a safe bet she will soon have him eating out of cana” 5 &. Bell Bynd RIE ervyice vinegar and three-fourths of a cupful it do not of corn ty nl of salad oll in a deep bowl stir. Take four tablespoonfuls starch and add slowly water, hen well clear ar + hot cornstarch mis of the mixed stir and wked, Add ure to the con. k until d well of ¥ fale Urigeiy tiff the It by ms thin French Dressing, Richelieu, three-fourths of a teaspoonful one teaspoonful of i mas dash of paprika, one-half tea- half tablespoonfuls of of sugar, one teaspoon tice six two tahlesnoo ingredien dry the ntl small il, mix well, then add wl vinegar with a Bent thick. For variations of french add a few mashed roa and serve on head For added flavors, a gsance, worcestershire radish, pickles, pers, green onion, pimiento, parsley, chives, garlic, all used In groups to add vary the mayonnaise, green and red pepper, sauce, capers, For a Russian until dressing, tahlespox ils of finely fort cheese, beat well lettuce, hit of sauce, chill horse- pep- celery, may be variety. To add chopped catsup, chopped olives, chil dressing: To half cupful of uncooked mayonnaise add one-half cupful of chili sauce, two tablespoonfuls of catsup. and one. fourth of a cupful of whipped cream. © by Western Newspaper Union The Swing in the Apple Orchard By ANNE CAMPBELL 1 swing In the apple orchard Was loveliest in spring, We swayed In the dewy morning Where trees were blossoming. Our alm was to reach the fragrance Of the highest bloom of all, The birds In thelr brown nests trem- bled, We heard their mother call The swing In the apple orchard, When summer shed its gold, Was drenched with a leafy splendor That was regal to We saw, as the apples ripened, The silver hand of Time, His shadow across the orchard Plucked apples In their prime, behold. The swing of the apple orchard In autumn, brown and sere, . Was shunned by the busy children, For the school bell sounded clear, The swing was a teasing ribbon Until the end of May, And it hangs now in my remembrance The ghost of a bygone day! (Copyright. )-WNU Bervice, ’ “Lingerie Touch” ng frock the smart form of a nbroidered In tiny takes the buttons. PAPA ENOWS—- BASQUE HERDERS LEND CHARM TO OREGON RANGES As the car drove over a hill, writes Amos Burg during a journey through Oregon, we heard a melodious voice singing in a foreign tongue, It was a Basque herder seated on a rim, watching his flocks below, These are mystery men of the range, courteous, agreeable but retl- cent, fitting in perfectly with thelr unattended solitude, When we drove into the Basque town of Jordan Valley, another as pect of these people was presented. It was late Sunday. Dashing mount. ed vaqueros, with fringed chaps and ing yonng ladies with natural charm and dress gave to this frontier Oregon community a touch of the Spanish Pyrences, When the first Basque settler wan dered into Jordan Valley forty sheep range years ngo and saw the endiess faraway Spain to come. That was the beginning of the correspondence that spotted the shelterless sage plains of southeastern Oregon with Basque herders and their nomadie flocks, These cleanly, industrious and hos pitable people are gradually having their language and customs modified by the young people attending school, There are still many of the children, however, who have never seen a train. They refer to a trip to On- tario as “going out to the rallroad.’ After a Basque dinner the entire population assembled in the commu- nity hall and gave a Basque dance in our honor. The snapping gayety, merrvmaking and bursts of song fingers, frequent t accompanied the dances flowed from the deep roots of their ancient heritage. National Geo graphic Magazine, Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription makes weak women strong. No alcohol. Bold Deflating the Cashag ys often punctured by a If you want to Why Hospitals use a liquid laxative » dose of a liquid laxative can 3 Ieguiaiee the label contains a doubt- ful drug, don't take it. If you don't know what is in it, don't s stated 1 herbs, THE TEST: This test has proved to many men and women that their trouble was not “weak bowels,”’ but strong cathartics! First: select a properly prepared liquid laxative. Second: take the dose vou find suited to your system. Third: gradually reduce the dose until bowels are moving of their own accord Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin has the highest standing among liquid laxatives, and is the one generally used, we OLD AGE PENSION INFORMATION JUDGE LEHIAN - - Humboldt, Kan “Pop, what is notoriety?” “Tabloid news.” ©. Bell Byndicate —WNU Services, COWMPEAS, SOYBEANS, LESPEDEZA Hickory Seed Company, Hickory, N. 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