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Washington.—\What’s in a “First families have mous surnames to designate tices and railroad st i says a el National addition tributed tions Floe, States,” hie humble folk Geogr: SOC) muny their such as Dad Vick and Mag family names the adjectives of the have found their way by t maps and signposts Tub, Biscuit, Busy and Dimple are Kentucky There Is Horse Heaven, Humptulips, Gooseprairie and Steptoe in ton state. “Pie Town, Dusty, Gallup Rolls are In New Mixico: dles and Likely in California: Sopchoppy, Perky and Frostproof Fiorida, “IHinois Muddy, in Indine there is Harmony, Tru and Joes are in Colorad Nur glow, tore homely work-a “Greasy (reek, towns has Sandwi while across and Wikieun nnd zOnan Asbhoest and Apps water, {; Merepoint in M Baliclub and Shivors Minnevot tt fa i Fe in | 5 Water Pro North Dy Loug Patton ‘Okinhomn's place numes Is An NSiim and Wiaugontire, Sis New York state beads, Sag Hy hank snd Whiteface: ni Colt’'s Neck, Peapaek Changewnter and Chews “Goodnight, Hazor, Happy and Texas: while Pennsvivania shinny, Showers nn Hand. Cowpens, Silverstreet, Times and Ninety are in Carolina; Faith, Tea and Twilight in Bouth Dakota; Devils Slide in Utah: Seri while hy 2 Tyee [700 sil rho Sil Fort Spu towns in has Shick Bird in Nine South Cunsight are AMonsle Nix Detroit Gets Roach John Roach, former goalie of the New York Americin pucksters, and one of the best gonl minders of major league hockey, has been purchased by the Detroit Red Wings, formerly the I'aleons, for a price reported at $11,000, Idol, Inskip, Littleerab and Shop Spring In Tennessee, Modest Town and Cutlips. “Ferry passengers calling ‘hey’ ferryman Haysi, Weyam Horse and “What Nodawny Niven, Promise City, Stout and are Wick Town towns: Cad, Deepstep, Dewyrose and Cocolalia, CO ip . Inkom and Notus in Idaho - and Knnsas Dongzhboy, Flats, Wynot In “Half a ®« inn a thumbnail He re and Love ™ I'y Ty are in Georgia : ru: Contes Potwin In Hire, Nehraska, and and Peck Rescue dozen row sketel (aBBY (ERTIE The inmate who has half a mind to escape should consider that finders are keepers ™ Jury Decides Razzing of Policeman Is Legal innati. ~The well. known “Bronsz cheer aling the “razzberry.” simed at a policeman, has been upheld by a jury here Deciding the “cheer” was no eanse for arrest, the Jury awarded £50 damages to Ben Stein, who was Jnlled hy P'ntrolman 1. Van The le gal definition of the was left nse! fled iru {"oney “cheer” JONAH By THOMAS ARKLE CLARK Late Dean of Men, University of Illinois. The first thing that comes to mind when one mentions the name of Jonah Is his escapade with the whale, which, If the truth be told, Is probably the most trivial and unimportant event In Jonah's history. The thing that really counts is Jonah's charac ter, We could leave out the story of the whale and we should still have the Important de- talls left, The Bible tells little about Jonah's family. It merely mentions his father's nome. I sus pect, however, from the way he acted that he was an only child with maybe a grandmother or two or a few mald. en aunts, to spoil him, for Jonah was one of these boys who didn't willingly do the things he didn't like to do, He must have been a good boy, or the Lord wouldn't have chosen him to go to Nineveh to try to get the town cleaned up and the laws enforeed and a little order he was established one of I suppose boys who had mother a moment's uneasiness.” Evidently he these “never given his trouble or hand not been trained to do ur pleasant things, and he had been used to sleep ing until You will was some one him, recall storm on, was tearing alu ts Newspaper Unies POTPOURRI h e Troy Pound the ¥ pound and The latest French fashions for mi lady employs the use of velvet in their creation as is evidenced by the above paysan velvet crimpley crepe model with sleeves of gold lace. This, model was oxecuted by Worth, New National Park Contains a Variety of Animals. Knoxville, Tenn.—The Great Smoky mountains, near here, now a national park, Is a veritable “Noah's Ark,” con taining animal life In every form, abounding in 600 miles of streams suf ficiently large for fishing, on the land, and in the alr, The Great Smoky mountains faunal survey, under the nuspices of Academy of Sciences, In the “Smokies,” as they are locally known, is revealing animals not known to exist in the un known because the Smokles have never been by many until recently, but especially because the Smokies are believed to be the old est mountains in the world, probably the birthplace, ages ago, of many varie ties of animal life native to North America, Not only are the Smokies the oldest mountaing but here the Appalachian range bulks out to its greatest width and rises to its “highest altitude,” the main ridge being an average of 8a mile high, with Clingman's Dome rising 6.642 feet above sea level The Smokles suddenly from the Tennessee river valley, from a water level base, of 1.300 feet, to 5.000 and 0.000 feet The faunal survey has found ani mals usually found in all levels from 1.300 feet being conducted g the Chicago Smokies, scientists visited rise skyline, to 6.000 feet, but there seems to be three mal life in the 6.000 down distinet an the to 3.000 1h ZONeR Smokies, from 406 to 2000 and the Esp ing, the faunal Survey i 1 1 { : “Noah Ark” the higher reaches oi the Smokies have no relatives nearer than Smokies were during the glacial period, the animals In the Smokies the same species as In Canada, have developed a different form In the Smokies. In fact, their form 1s so different as to hnve really created different species, unitmuls on in Canada, and, as the cut off of Steady Increase in Employment Is Shown While reports from sources, Including the Ameri can Federation of I ir, reveal a steady employment in the 10 nations tn Eu. rope also reveal condit that that have definitely spring Washi ngton many increase in United States ions so much ohservers improved gener: believe {hie depression reached end by has increased to 8 per cent since is re an Employment anywhere from 3 June in enled, most countries, it In nine other countries of Europe, inel England and employment figures however, uding Japan, un show an In Nations which crease i condi show improved United States, Austria, tions besides includ Czechoslove France, the Belgium, Switzerland, Canada land, and Finland. The American Federation of La ment hoth id the federal govern increasing The employment in inbor feders DALTON OF Lama , #0. WHISTLES wriH HIS MOUTH OPEN... 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