Hints for Goose and Gander Be NNN NNN Dy Viola DBrathers Shore + FOR THE GOOSE— ILI. men is born salesmen. They much rather kiss you if they got ta sell you the idea first. guests in many It yon don't greet many your you won't hosts in other people's, house, greet Act on'y accordin’ to what you think is right, But when you talk consider other people's feelin's, FOR THE GANDER Don't trust a4 woman that says she wouldn't marry best man livin" Maybe she might not have such a high the estimate of you darned how to live, dead. is old ie tha ain't, is Hitle word ‘if.’ for bologna mighta et the If not the dog. You can't be at the same time ridin in a airplane cellar, and cleanin’ out Copyright) CENTRE HALL, PA. crm Lune, New York nriist, ag It appeared In the time of then known Nieuw Am The model was from an old ins Pee eP hdd ebb de “N OW I'm really sorry about that,” sald Sir Freezing-1s-Fun to the King of the Clouds. “What? asked King of the Clouds “1 did pot ything ahout. Do mean were aroongd freezing up after 1 had been with children, the Army Raindrops and the Mist Grandchildren? 1 think sou did some beautiful work. You made things look 0 smoath and so pice. Yes, | think your workmanship was quite perfeet’ “No the i was quite pleased with it my It was so smnath and nice showed the workmanship as you just said “But alas! {i nmde nicest places for slides see an to yau because about my of is not trotthie, right self really 0 most some of the Yes, { really "The « will "1 kept thinking : like this like thie ildren.’ they more The children I'm doing this for the ch “And 1 thought that smooth each stil they had could slide hegun to slide upon them Then they would even more slip pery than were when | had fin ished with them, “1 was quite delighted to see how fine they were going to be. And thew the children coming out and | saw them sliding and making the sildes perfect. fine for consting and others were love ly to run snd slide apon. “With a good running start what a thrilling slide some of them were! he thes I saw FPP PPP PPT OR a dainty dessert some time when ideas ran low, try: Pineapple Dainty. Place a siice of pineapple on a pret ty glass plate and cover with a slice of ice cream of the same size, then cover the cream with another slice of pineapple and top with a whorl of whipped cream piped on. Garnish with a walnut or pecan meal or 3 hright cherry, Huevos. kis is an egg dish. Chop onions, three tomatoes, three chill peppers, a sprig of parsley Into the frying pan with spoonful of butter. Cook two L£reen Put tahies min ane five i § i “Weill, it was splendid to see the ex citement, # was thrilling. Bw my somathing “What? asked the Clonds, then hann het M3 pod ened of the horror, King “The thing |0 happened about which | sorry.” Sir said Frevzing 1s ‘And They Put Ashes Upon All the Slides ™ “Yes, it is about this thing that I um so sorry and so disappointed and so annoyed and angry, toe” “Do tell it to me” the Clouds “Maybe sou feel better” “1 will do as sou suggest.” said Kir Freezing-1s-Fun. *I am glad you accept the sugges tion,” said the King of the Clouds that will muke $ : 3 » 3 3 > ! | 3: 3 & 3 Peed P 0d utes, over Fry six turn, the sauce and serve egus, and pour Pickled Prunes. Take one pound of prunes, the juice and rind of two lemons, four blades of mace, two teaspoonfuls of whole cloves, one teaspoonful of allspice, two peppercorns, one and one-half cupfuls of sugar, one-half cupful of vinegar Wash prunes and put to cook in wa ter to cover, Add lemon rind and spices tied in a cloth, simmer tw hours, add sugar and cook another hour, add vinegar and and boil five minutes, Cool, spices and rind and serve with roast lamb or game, (@ 1920. Western Newepaper Unlen.y & Lhe fuselnge Jacques Cortelyvou, Fee PPE PPP EP Pte And what angry *The then Sir Freezing Is Fun him so ann and disappointed. told nnd hind nade yy ed and sorry children were having such a and they were so happy, “1 was so happy. as 1 fore." Sir fn, gad he Freezing. 1s: Fun continged Cross And “Now, perhaps, people Stin 141 there were places where und need not have have walked nr care iily 80 thew places And a milly. best jone my work to THE THINGS THEY TELL ME NOW Cr pri By DOUGLAS MALLOCH PEPE PERI IIIIEEEPELO TY HESE know today, Looking the long, long years away, Whe speak about their fathers-—you Would be surprised how many do Will seldom tell me just how much PPP eee Pde PHP women time | These are the out. things that they leave But they will tell me how they sat Upon his lap in childhood. That, That is the treasure that they keep And how he sang them off to sleep While mother did the dishes—yes, These are the things that make things jess That many fathers valued so Back in the years of long ago They tell me of the toys he made, The things he whittied—1I'm afraid With hands already tired from toll Oh, bere’s a dream that will not spoil A wealth that there's no ending of, They talk about thelr father's love, His Christian life, his gentle brow— These are the things they tell me now. £2 1925. Dougine Mallorh ! a number of love for children, gpolied, 1 did ha 1 hate them now ly places, being ie those For the ashes 2242249 PEP e+ unfriendly things are ashes” “They are that” the the Clouds. “Well,” he con have a good iden” “What is tT Fun “The children did hove a sald King of nued, “1 asked Sir Freezing sind before the ashes were put down, di King of the Cland “Oh, yes” Sir Freezing 1s “Well, 111 get together the chill i fren they?’ the snid ind the grandchil and wi 4 own to the earth, and then vou fol { ished low right along after "ve fit + the ashes gre put but 1 d ‘ » pales are to hlame ante mean ashes, 100, tis 111 ¥ * : iY suppose t o the pet best of them * sald Sir Freezing-1s-F i is a er, happy again™ Copyright.) WO ¥ “» WHY WE difficult take wiint Pr IS very for os to people as they are and for they are. There Is always something would lovers who fault Even are supposed to have it in mind to effect certain reforms in the be loved, Quite frequently 8 woman mar ries a man with the idea of reforming we Hike to change. see Do aften radical We all hate to be reformed The process of reformation involves giving up something that is part of our very being. All changes of habits and dis positions are disturbing. It is next to impossible to get out of the old rl We hate to be disturbed, We resent the reformer because al! reform implies something undesirable that has to be replaced. This Is an insult to our pride and self-esteem, We sre very slow to admit faults and the necessity of change. When we realize and frankly admit A AAA AALLAL ds Bld . CEOS AONE OI seo THE BEST MAN AT A WEDDING By Jean Newton. Tedder see these HEE EES ER EEE F AVING a best Is another one that have become go common that we sitnply tread the beaten path without ever Inquiring or even thinking ubout " » wedding those customs man at « of the reason why, The best wan 8 a relic of gated barbarism. ‘The friend emnly “stands up” for you today will blush when he learns the origin of Lis office, He will see blood on his hands and in his will resound the shrieks of some fair malden who eons ago wns a victim of bis brutality. When marriage by capture, even of another man’s bride, wag the fashion as It parts of Austrailia, the leader the of happy unmats who sol eurs still is with certain tribes the the gang. the and in best He other members ginted the man was of directed oper tions i 9 * fhe exp man : anhq Knowing ie danger, (Mil 100K measures prize from being sont from him at the eleventh Or as men today, his grooms All these were cu FPOOINEINETN ZroOomsmen “best men” because they were of the br there wus the most powerfol But “best man’ idegroam’s friends. one special to protect his friend's bride. as he would help him steal an in this capacity of than as that the hest man through time and “stands tion rather ROCOREOTY before the fact, has down ir wedding today. (Copyright.y Newspaper Byndica? Seo Deep # 3 led ure skinned ~~ Vure and Fireside * HATE TO Seeded the need of reform of we rev idea another ain us better pers: Nn Co nister the potion that s There Is clash « which our own is worsted, be that we have lor some personal Lave repeatedly tried in vain edy it. This sense of fa potence creates a sensitive We are on the suggestion of reform rex vividly the unfortunate fallore and the associated unpleasant feelings n emotions We prefer to tell the other fellow how he may improve. [If there is any reforming to be done we prefer to do it ourselves on the quiet. We hate ‘0 be reformed by another person. This is why: It may 8 of defect 10 rv ny ure and im “pnt fi us defensive, The mers alis all too uli na Men should be taught taught them not And things unknown as things forgot (2 by a® though vou McClure Newspaper Bvpdicate) ow <> oo o ow o . wr > «> ow Aa A A a Dalrlralelrr ddd S§UENTIFI experts of all sorts are paying more attention to the “na- ture of man” than they did In the last two centuries. They realize that everything which affects his mind {s important for that reason alone, This applies to everything, from psychoanalysis to political economy, or from the question of the emotions to the question of wealth, 80 we find the celebrated Graham Wallas complaining about the sto dents of polities who analyze political institutions and avold the analysis of man, It is to the eredit of Benjamin Kidd that, in his “Social Evolution™ a book which made a stir in the early nine ties, he pointed out that it was as necessary to apply biology to religion. politica, history, ethics and econom ies as to the study of animal life, John Henry Newman saw this as fur back as the sisties, He sald that no period of church history, no mat ter how obscure, could he neglected because it was a link without which whit eame alter would have been im poesihle. There the future cardinal wus us BS A WERE ET Whew Ing the language of science In regard to religion, A man would be foollsh who should say, because he took bo Interest In paintings, or sculpture, that art was unimportant. In the same way a man with no ear for music might call music “regulat. od noise” and dismiss It as useless. But looked at from the proper point of view, the paintings and the music are important, not because of those who are not affected by them, but be enue of those who are, The fact that there Is nothing final in painting or music has nothing to do with the case. in the Nineteenth, the greatest scientific century that the world has ever seen, many persons took a most unscientific view of religion, They de cided that science was bound to sup plant religion, What they falled to see was that a time would come when churchmen would say: “1 bellove In God” and “1 believe In evolution” The fact that there are all sorts of religions is a detall. The question for the scientific man is, why bes PPPS PPVPPPOP By F. A. WALKER Ril ie AA Bb hb a ba As a SUNN the religious impulse been so strong in the world? That it has varied as everything else has varied, is true Rut that is another question. It would be absurd to describe the evolution of America in the Eight. eenth century and leave ont White. field, or England in the Nineteenth and leave out the Oxford movement Man's religion has to do with .the higher part of his nature. Until Inte Iy science has been busy with the low. er part of his being. Mr, Kidd was right when he said: “The time has come, it would appear, for a better understanding , . for the social sciences to strengthen themselves by sending thelr roots deep into the soll underneath from which they spring: and for the biol ogist to advance over the frontier and carry the methods of his science bold. ly into human society where he has but to den! with the phenomena of life, where he encounters life ar last under ita highest and most complex aspect.” One important thing about all this Is that man's attitude to the universe is simplified. WW by Metiure Newspsper Byudicate.) on His STOMACH A HUNDRED years ago Napoleon said : “An army marches on its stomach.” Today it is also true that a man works on his stomach! Your stomach must be regular if you are to work at your i elias >. highest efficiency. 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