Hints for Goose
and Gander
Be NNN NNN
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FOR THE GOOSE—
ILI. men is born salesmen. They
much rather kiss you if they got
ta sell you the idea first.
guests in
many
It yon don't greet many
your you won't
hosts in other people's,
house, greet
Act on'y accordin’ to what you think
is right, But when you talk consider
other people's feelin's,
FOR THE GANDER
Don't trust a4 woman that says she
wouldn't marry best man livin"
Maybe she might not have such a high
the
estimate of you
darned
how to live,
dead.
is old ie tha ain't, is
Hitle word ‘if.’
for
bologna mighta et the
If not
the dog.
You can't be at the same time ridin
in a airplane
cellar,
and cleanin’ out
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Lune, New York nriist,
ag It appeared In the time of
then known Nieuw Am
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“N OW I'm really sorry about
that,” sald Sir Freezing-1s-Fun
to the King of the Clouds.
“What? asked King of the Clouds
“1 did pot ything
ahout. Do mean
were aroongd freezing up after 1 had
been with children, the
Army Raindrops and the Mist
Grandchildren? 1 think sou did some
beautiful work. You made things look
0 smoath and so pice. Yes, | think
your workmanship was quite perfeet’
“No
the
i was quite pleased with it my
It was so smnath and nice
showed the
workmanship as you just said
“But alas! {i nmde
nicest places for slides
see an to
yau because
about my
of
is not trotthie,
right
self
really 0 most
some of the
Yes, { really
"The «
will
"1 kept thinking :
like this like thie
ildren.’
they
more
The children
I'm doing this for the ch
“And 1 thought that
smooth each stil
they had
could
slide
hegun to slide upon them
Then they would even more slip
pery than were when | had fin
ished with them,
“1 was quite delighted to see how
fine they were going to be. And thew
the children coming out and |
saw them sliding and making the
sildes perfect.
fine for consting and others were love
ly to run snd slide apon.
“With a good running start what a
thrilling slide some of them were!
he
thes
I saw
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OR a dainty dessert some time
when ideas ran low, try:
Pineapple Dainty.
Place a siice of pineapple on a pret
ty glass plate and cover with a slice
of ice cream of the same size, then
cover the cream with another slice of
pineapple and top with a whorl of
whipped cream piped on. Garnish
with a walnut or pecan meal or 3
hright cherry,
Huevos.
kis is an egg dish. Chop
onions, three tomatoes, three
chill peppers, a sprig of parsley
Into the frying pan with
spoonful of butter. Cook
two
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“Weill, it was splendid to see the ex
citement, # was thrilling. Bw
my somathing
“What? asked the
Clonds,
then
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of the
horror,
King
“The thing
|0
happened about which |
sorry.” Sir
said Frevzing 1s
‘And They Put Ashes Upon All the
Slides ™
“Yes, it is about this thing that
I um so sorry and so disappointed and
so annoyed and angry, toe”
“Do tell it to me”
the Clouds “Maybe
sou feel better”
“1 will do as sou suggest.” said Kir
Freezing-1s-Fun.
*I am glad you accept the sugges
tion,” said the King of the Clouds
that will muke
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over
Fry six turn,
the sauce and serve
egus, and pour
Pickled Prunes.
Take one pound of prunes, the juice
and rind of two lemons, four blades
of mace, two teaspoonfuls of whole
cloves, one teaspoonful of allspice, two
peppercorns, one and one-half cupfuls
of sugar, one-half cupful of vinegar
Wash prunes and put to cook in wa
ter to cover, Add lemon rind and
spices tied in a cloth, simmer tw
hours, add sugar and cook another
hour, add vinegar and
and boil five minutes, Cool,
spices and rind and serve with roast
lamb or game,
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& Lhe fuselnge
Jacques Cortelyvou,
Fee PPE PPP EP Pte
And
what
angry
*The
then Sir Freezing Is Fun
him so ann
and disappointed.
told
nnd
hind nade yy ed
and sorry
children were
having such a
and they were so happy,
“1 was so happy. as 1
fore." Sir
fn, gad he
Freezing. 1s: Fun continged
Cross
And
“Now, perhaps, people
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there were places where
und
need not have
have walked nr
care
iily 80 thew
places And
a milly.
best
jone my work to
THE THINGS THEY
TELL ME NOW
Cr pri
By DOUGLAS MALLOCH
PEPE PERI IIIIEEEPELO TY
HESE know today,
Looking the long, long years away,
Whe speak about their fathers-—you
Would be surprised how many do
Will seldom tell me just how much
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women time |
These are the
out.
things that they leave
But they will tell me how they sat
Upon his lap in childhood. That,
That is the treasure that they keep
And how he sang them off to sleep
While mother did the dishes—yes,
These are the things that make things
jess
That many fathers valued so
Back in the years of long ago
They tell me of the toys he made,
The things he whittied—1I'm afraid
With hands already tired from toll
Oh, bere’s a dream that will not spoil
A wealth that there's no ending of,
They talk about thelr father's love,
His Christian life, his gentle brow—
These are the things they tell me now.
£2 1925. Dougine Mallorh
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a number of love
for children,
gpolied, 1 did ha
1 hate them now
ly places,
being ie those
For the ashes
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unfriendly things are ashes”
“They are that” the
the Clouds. “Well,” he con
have a good iden”
“What is tT
Fun
“The children did hove a
sald
King of
nued, “1
asked Sir Freezing
sind
before the ashes were put down, di
King of the Cland
“Oh, yes” Sir Freezing 1s
“Well, 111 get together the chill
i fren
they?’ the
snid
ind the grandchil and wi
4
own to the earth, and then vou
fol
{ ished
low right along after "ve fit
+ the ashes gre put
but 1 d
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ante mean ashes, 100,
tis 111 ¥ * :
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o the
pet best of them
* sald Sir Freezing-1s-F
i is a er,
happy again™
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WHY WE
difficult take
wiint
Pr IS very for os to
people as they are and for
they are. There Is always something
would
lovers who
fault
Even
are supposed to
have it in mind to effect
certain reforms in the be
loved, Quite frequently 8 woman mar
ries a man with the idea of reforming
we Hike to change.
see Do
aften
radical
We all hate to be reformed The
process of reformation involves giving
up something that is part of our very
being. All changes of habits and dis
positions are disturbing. It is next to
impossible to get out of the old rl
We hate to be disturbed,
We resent the reformer because al!
reform implies something undesirable
that has to be replaced. This Is an
insult to our pride and self-esteem,
We sre very slow to admit faults and
the necessity of change.
When we realize and frankly admit
A AAA AALLAL ds Bld
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CEOS AONE OI seo
THE BEST MAN AT A
WEDDING
By Jean Newton.
Tedder see
these
HEE EES ER EEE
F AVING a best
Is another one
that have become go common that we
sitnply tread the beaten path without
ever Inquiring or even thinking ubout
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wedding
those customs
man at «
of
the reason why,
The best wan 8 a relic of
gated barbarism. ‘The friend
emnly “stands up” for you today will
blush when he learns the origin of Lis
office, He will see blood on his hands
and in his will resound the
shrieks of some fair malden who eons
ago wns a victim of bis brutality.
When marriage by capture, even of
another man’s bride, wag the fashion
as It
parts of Austrailia,
the leader
the
of
happy
unmats
who sol
eurs
still is with certain tribes
the
the gang.
the
and
in
best
He
other members
ginted the
man was
of directed
oper tions
i 9 *
fhe exp
man : anhq
Knowing ie danger,
(Mil 100K measures
prize from being sont
from him at the eleventh
Or as
men
today, his grooms
All these were cu
FPOOINEINETN
ZroOomsmen
“best men” because
they were
of the br
there wus
the
most powerfol
But
“best man’
idegroam’s
friends. one special
to protect his friend's
bride. as he would help him steal an
in this capacity of
than as
that the hest man
through time and “stands
tion rather ROCOREOTY
before the fact, has
down
ir wedding today.
(Copyright.y
Newspaper Byndica?
Seo
Deep
# 3
led ure
skinned ~~ Vure and Fireside
*
HATE TO
Seeded
the need of reform
of
we rev
idea another
ain
us better
pers: Nn Co
nister the potion that s
There Is clash «
which our own is worsted,
be that we have lor
some personal
Lave repeatedly tried in vain
edy it. This sense of fa
potence creates a sensitive
We are on the
suggestion of reform rex
vividly the unfortunate fallore and
the associated unpleasant feelings n
emotions
We prefer to tell the other fellow
how he may improve. [If there is any
reforming to be done we prefer to do
it ourselves on the quiet. We hate ‘0
be reformed by another person. This
is why:
It may 8
of defect
10 rv ny
ure and im
“pnt fi us
defensive, The mers
alis all too
uli
na
Men should be taught
taught them not
And things unknown as things forgot
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Dalrlralelrr ddd
S§UENTIFI experts of all sorts are
paying more attention to the “na-
ture of man” than they did In the last
two centuries.
They realize that everything which
affects his mind {s important for that
reason alone,
This applies to everything, from
psychoanalysis to political economy,
or from the question of the emotions
to the question of wealth,
80 we find the celebrated Graham
Wallas complaining about the sto
dents of polities who analyze political
institutions and avold the analysis of
man,
It is to the eredit of Benjamin Kidd
that, in his “Social Evolution™ a book
which made a stir in the early nine
ties, he pointed out that it was as
necessary to apply biology to religion.
politica, history, ethics and econom
ies as to the study of animal life,
John Henry Newman saw this as
fur back as the sisties, He sald that
no period of church history, no mat
ter how obscure, could he neglected
because it was a link without which
whit eame alter would have been im
poesihle.
There the future cardinal wus us
BS A
WERE ET Whew
Ing the language of science In regard
to religion,
A man would be foollsh who should
say, because he took bo Interest In
paintings, or sculpture, that art was
unimportant.
In the same way a man with no ear
for music might call music “regulat.
od noise” and dismiss It as useless.
But looked at from the proper point
of view, the paintings and the music
are important, not because of those
who are not affected by them, but be
enue of those who are,
The fact that there Is nothing final
in painting or music has nothing to
do with the case.
in the Nineteenth, the greatest
scientific century that the world has
ever seen, many persons took a most
unscientific view of religion, They de
cided that science was bound to sup
plant religion,
What they falled to see was that a
time would come when churchmen
would say: “1 bellove In God” and “1
believe In evolution”
The fact that there are all sorts of
religions is a detall. The question
for the scientific man is, why bes
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the religious impulse been so strong
in the world? That it has varied as
everything else has varied, is true
Rut that is another question.
It would be absurd to describe the
evolution of America in the Eight.
eenth century and leave ont White.
field, or England in the Nineteenth
and leave out the Oxford movement
Man's religion has to do with .the
higher part of his nature. Until Inte
Iy science has been busy with the low.
er part of his being.
Mr, Kidd was right when he said:
“The time has come, it would appear,
for a better understanding , . for
the social sciences to strengthen
themselves by sending thelr roots
deep into the soll underneath from
which they spring: and for the biol
ogist to advance over the frontier and
carry the methods of his science bold.
ly into human society where he has
but to den! with the phenomena of
life, where he encounters life ar last
under ita highest and most complex
aspect.”
One important thing about all this
Is that man's attitude to the universe
is simplified.
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