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Across the table Mrs. Bucon sat knitting and a big collie stretched its yellow length on the hearth after futile at- tempts to win recognition from bis master, “This Is—certainly livin—g,"” re- marked the judge as he took a long puff at a fragrant cigar “We're growing old, Emmy, and yeurs more, with Bud through and settled In a practice of his own-—my practice—1I'll retire—and we will take our ease-—like this. No more wor ries.” . “Bud been much or a worry, ira,” up, Mrs, quickly, “He is an unusually good boy." “Quite right, but obstinate! Lordy, how 1 had to beg, plead, threaten to make him take up law at college. Last summer when he came back from Andrews’ farm he sald he was going to be a farmer. He had me worried for a time then—" “1 was sorry for hin, Ira, He seems to be so set—on farming. 1 remem: ber when was Just a freshman in high school he asked me {f he couldn't go to tire agricultural school when he graduated. Has a mania for the country, loves chickens, cows pigs—never could keep him out of the barnyard when [ took him to the farm when he was a child, He could handle a pitchfork at ten better than some of the men and knew rye from oats when he was eight. He hates law! “So it. } Ducked to father He talked ud last fall, kids have that want to live thelr lives almost they are out of the cradle! finally listened to reason, but seem moody to you at holiday time? He got through the first semester by the skin of his teeth, but it will be easier now, Think I'll take him Into my office this summer, He can browse around and get the atmosphere. He ean go to court, too—start him young.” “Bud is going on the farm ten school hasn't spoke acon he into thing did 1 until couldn't classes I actually got remember a until 1 was reported ind he came up to business— just This notion that they know how school did to some they before ud as 1 ' to spend the summer with Andrewses Ira,” said Mrs Bacon slowly. “1 prom ised him that when he went college In January." “Hm-m," you promised him, Well, let me Bud anyway. ot Compromise for the the “Qa con the JULE And | wasn't see. Final be bh mused sulted this Monday I'tl take him in the « e go to for August then, harvest ripening and all that—rest before school™ “No! l week | exams week, me by June and he can time arm the ap Fine with ud is going to the farm next all keep my promise. Bad mother, | overalls today faith in his four new hat. {Oe not " ~@d a sun The doorbell rang before the judge could reply. It was a telegram for him, and Mrs. Bacon fearfully hung over his shoulder as he slit the enve Her took in she turned away. lope. the words— then “Flunkes eyes averything. Leaving for home this morning Bud,” read Judge Bacon slowly and then he re peated. “Flunked—everything I" He pulled himself from his chalr. “If he left on the morning train he will be In on the 10:20, This tele gram was fled at 6:30 this morning Odd It should have been delayed. I'm going—to meet—him.” “No, Ira, you will stay here and calm down, Bud is coming home he is going to be given a square meal He realizes it Is serious. 1 know he feels badly. Remember! If you have anything to say keep it until morn ing. We must make it as pleasant as we can.” She called to the mald. my son will be in at 10:30, make him some coffee and use that chicken that was left from dinner for sandwiches? Was there any choco late ple left? He loves it. Lots of sand. wiches, Lettie. Bud will need them.” “Flunked—everything,” again mut tered the judge as he crushed the telegram in his hand, “By George! He didn't try—1 know it. He could have done it! | wanted him to be a lawyer~the third Ira Bacon at the bar. One thing is settled, Emmy, He goes to work-at once. I'm through. He is on his own from now on He earns his own living from tomorrow. I'm through, Flunked—everything,’ everything.” “Bud “Lettie, Will you would never have made a lawyer, dear. 1 am sorry, for | know you had your heart set on It. Now, please calm down. It Is nearly time for him. Please, Ira, remember make it ns pleasant as you can. Save the rest for tomorrow. There he Is now I" There weie steps on the porch the door was opened . . in the hall and Mrs. Bacon went into his arms. He buried his face against her shoulder The col ile made a leap toward him and he braced himself for the attack as he turned toward his father, “Down, Comet, down! Hello, dad.” Judge Ira Bacon stood there, his hands behind his back. The boy met his eyes steadily. “Say It, father, I've got It coming. I know. I'm darned sorry, but 1 just . . . steps couldn't make it, that's all. ['m plain ~(umb."” “1 will walt And then—Iit “Lettie until morning, will be plenty,” has sandwiches, coffee chocolate ple on the kitchen table, son,” announced Mrs, Bacon cheer fully, “Come on. I'm going, too.” An hour later she came back alone and seated herself on a stool at her husband's knee. She pulled the pa- per from his band. “He has gone to He has tried desperately I'm sorry, so Is he.” “He must be sarcastically. “He must be—~when he has finally gotten his own way.” “Ira, do you remember what you told me that summer we were in Eun- rope and were wandering through the Louvre? You told me you had al wiys wanted to be a painter—al- ways would want to be, You just had to take up law-—and you sald, yes you did, Ira Bacon, that you were never happy. Never! That you bad never gotten over wanting to paint.” He shrugged his tiently and fingered the collar of the collie who stood at his side, Mrs. jacon laid a small old painting across his knees. “You gave me this before we were married. 1 have always kept it. You promised me you would paint me a larger one some day—und you never have, You sald even then—so many years ago-——that there was only one thing you wanted to do—and that was to paint pictures, and if your fa- ther hadn't been so insistent you would not have gone into law.” He picked up the picture amined it closely, Dauby! Could do better than that—now.," For a mo- nent he stroked the gray hair of his wife as she leaned against him, A half smile played his face as he held the picture at arm's length. " 0 old Andrews and his wife are getting on in years and that farm hard for Wom der If they would sell. We could put Bud on if ,. . . jet him work it. It's a tragedy-—being a round peg in a square hole. 1 know it. I'm glad he flunked Wonder has gone And, there's a ing scene in the southeast meadow by that old crooked rail the willows sweeping the po the cows drowsing at noonda Bud. und bed—exhausted ! hard, Ira "" shoulders impa- and ex- ACTORS Emmy, t must be work them, to sleep? cork fence, with 1 and Ng " y. Vast Siberian Tract Torn Up by Meteorite According to Dr. EE the earth was struck on June 20, 1008, by the largest meteorite of which science Fortunately Free, has definite knowledge. this meteorite fell in the remote province of Yenissel, Siberian, and its apparently herd reindeer and a million only victims of 1.500 trees. A report on the subject been sent to the Astronomical Society of the Pacific by N. T. The Russian exp 0 Investignte the were an few has BobrovnlkofY. loring expedition sent says Bob und fell its ramors, overed the site that re ports a rovnikoff, disc pros ed not only the meteor but that one of the the " ily gnn 1st have been most i events in whole his the earth. the there din- torn and gigantic harrow, many miles millions of dead trees of forest aow lie flat and their branches, every outward from the cen- of fallen nine- meteorite struck area several miles in the earth is furrowed as If by a Around this, in a circle in diameter, the primeval stripped of pointing like a vast forest is now an meter where tree ter, pins At the nearest settiement, 50 miles away, two farmers were knocked down by the blast of the meteorite's fall and were scorched by its heat. loth the heat wave and the explo- sion were perceived at the railway, 400 miles distant. Of a herd of 1.500 tame reindeer believed to have been near the site of the fall no trace has since been found. Had chance di- rected this enormous visitor from space to the gite of a city or a thickly settled country the world would have experienced an unparal- leled disaster—Pathfinder Magazine. Tomato’s Great Value History does not record the name of the courageous one who, 200 years after its discovery, ate the first toma- to. But his service to a tomato-eating world is undeniable, since new discov. eries of the place of the tomato on the health program are constantly being made, lecent Investigations have proved that tomatoes contain the val- unable vitamine E, so widely searched for. This vitamine assists the red blood cells in absorbing iron from foods. Owing to the acid nature of to- matoes, the canned product retains its vitamines and health properties. An- other Interesting fact is that the vita- mine A content, in both fresh and canned tomatoes, supplies a certain hardness to teeth, the lack of which is a basis for later extensive decay. Chinese Women Win Peking (China) puritanical police have yielded another point to the ad vance of woman. After closing sey eral barber shops because they em ployed girl manicurists, a practice re. garded objectionable in the extreme by the police heads, the authorities have reluctantly yielded to popular demand and permitted the shops to reopen and to retain their feminine alds. What He Was After The Doctor--You're just in time te see me. 1 have a case The Patient—So you have a case, eh? That's what 1 ealled to see you about. Could you spare me a bottle out of It? Dame Fashion Smiles By Grace Jewett Austin Fashion, most has Dame other mortals, probably like some of the prop: erties of the chameleon. When she 1s surround. ed with a great deal of one color, that tainly tonishing Just the evening there wns a group at a literary gather ing whieh brought this Grace J. Austin, to mind. In library where those present assembled there was a wonderful raspberry rug on the polished floor which made a foundation to enhance any effect of beauty. It proved there was an emphasis upon green in several of the costumes present, Madam Novelist had brought her from New York a scarf of velvet brocade upon green which was extremely effective her gown of beige dark she color gains as value, cer- quite with green chiffon over dotted with dots, with beige felt hat with brim, the darker brown In The especial beauty of scarf came from the fact thgt It was miraculously fitted to her, instead of being a stralght strip. There was a pretty to suit the neckline, while a curving wave ap peared on the other side of the scarf Lucy-from-New York wore an entire gown of the rich vivid silk, sometimes called green™ crepe, brown wore a polka which and touches of the trimming. her green curve green “billiard from the color of t} boards. It many # that th touch o her color or wrerine of ont Covering of gauine raceful lines and rtistic plaifings, while the fact the slightest even material Ti- green with ius one green velvet Jacket There used to be a silly old couplet, married in ashamed to be seen,” along with “married in white, you've done But they describe of late London an entire elaborate church wedding where the and all her - green, io go Just from bride many attend ants appeared in There going has been discussion hearing their are choose at these or a “picture ™ liscussion co Clty, at Jew eled favor for that to se bags, ame Kansas Hing to wear buck InYy blue, ithe as know dress wns replied with emg +4 very little und iply ices for ‘ backgre dresses.” “But striking dresses, “On the whole, 1 think nore. Yet to my mind a necessarily a ‘back ground dress.’ all depends on the treatment of je materials, Satin crepes and velvets, in single tone, are much io the mode, We have all seen a woman in a gown of unrelleved black who made a more striking plc ture than if she had had on all the colors of the rainbow!" 1928, Western Newspaper Union.) are more people choosing the » days?’ perhaps dress of a single color is @® Beige Angora Sweater Here is a snappy outfit that is popu. far this season with the coeds. A beige angora sweater is worn with a green kasha skirt. A wool scarf of green beige lends a jaunty effect. LL) green felt vagabond ls correct with } this sports ensemble, needed clothes pin No special pattern is for this useful bag One can easily be cut out of wrapping paper folded so that the two sides will be alike. The only materials npeces- sary are a used flour bag and three yards of some bright-colored bias tape, The greatest depth of the apron is 17 inches, the greatest width, 106 inches, The top edge of the pockets, which Is bound into the belt, measures 4 inches, making Useful Clothes.Pin Bag Made of Used Flour Bag. from The stamp The flour bag may be bought for a few cents, covering It with kerosene for a out in the baker ing is taken out by lard or few Lours and lukewarm water, If one is making the apron for a shower gift or to be sold at a bazaar, glinple dec clothes pins worked In stiteh may be added should of course be done apron Is 1 al o | i gOaKin il in © then washing such ns red outline This work before ¥ afd ew pag curved edges some orations, the iseembled. he apron are Red Is Prominent in Paris’ Fall Fashions I res stellar role in fs black, and sha Red with blige hade, has been list- as something Red is given =a fashions, It HONOrs ! rivals TOW. navy or ed amon ashionables eombina with ich to jure, and 3 eccur please all Ay wear, the tones is brought Lace tris and daytime frock, be chosen for eel frequently the yoke, ving become again important lar and gilet effects, es- twine, ash 1d such £ to white, ing yokes ha pecially v Lace cuff, col iy It tones the for the have dress a8 pre opposed all-lace fun preference. The evening remains in with In the wake of the gay and gaudy jacket, the companion to the evening gown, is the elegance of the brocaded jacket—metalized, as a rule, and, what Is amazing, more or less form-revealing. After a series of seasons in which clothes have merely hung in straight Ines, it is startling to find them cling: ing. even fitted, and revealing lines not so straight, a curve or two being encouraged rather than frowned down, Bowknots Trim Frocks The bowknot shows its interesting curves in many forms of dress dec oration, and on the fall models adorns sports and dress apparel alike. A handsome afternoon frock in one of the new blues in transparent veivet follows the prevailing youthful Hnes of the long, slightly bloused bodice above a wide, tightly molded hip gir. dle, the skirt plain and short in the back and freely circular and rippling in front to uneven lengths, A bowknot done in blue and gold metal thread is the center of interest at the V neckline, and on each close. fitting sleeve, between wrist and el how. This is just the type of frock the small woman or the college miss will appreciate as an example of sar torial simplicity and skill, Likewise, the bowknot is used to good effect on many a clever sports costume, frequently being an In. erustation of self-fabric in a different tone or a contrasting shade, and again of metal or brald. Cape Back A new light red crepe satin evening gown is fashioned with a cape back and panel sash ends that flare and round and fall below the hem in the back, Suede and Kid Blue suede and plain blue kid are combined In some of the fall foot. wear, hes LHe coated tongue, fetid skin gives evidence try Phillips Milk of Next time a breath, or of sour acrid stomach perfect an keep stomach whenever a iscomfort, «ia hos won And convinced nen and women they didn't and Phillips. “4 (ary 3) In every diet To Cool a Burn Use HANFORD’'S Balsam of Myrrh All donlers are authorized to refend your money bor the Firat bottle if not suited Free RANEY Irish Linen Tablecloths For part are write HOLM} £ i IN IBEI.AN INDEPENDENT efital dignifie ar handle FREE AMPLER J Wells § $56 B We pend ¥ 5 Small Boy's KSeveral Logic red stein he Artists — ‘ y wp gd § 1K E io fiave a 2 i Repose for t re yo ne te deal when you go speechmaking?” answered Senator time 1 went on to feel that 1 was time between the jazz DR. CALDWELL'S THREE RULES Dr. Caldwell watched the results of constipation for 47 years, and believed that no matter how careful people are of their health, diet and exercise, con- stipation will occur from time to time. Of next importance, then, is how to treat it when it comes. Dr. Caldwell always was in favor of getting as close to nature ss possible, hence his remedy for ena). pation is a mild vegetable compound. It can not harm the most delicate system and is not habit forming. The Doctor never did approve of dras- tic physics and purges. He did not believe they were good for human beings to put into their system. Use Syrup Pepsin for yourself and members of the family in constipation, biliousness, sour and erampy stomach, bad breath, no appetite, head. aches, and to break up fevers and colds. Get a bottle today, at any drugstore and observe these three rules of health: Keep the head cool, the feet warm, the bowels open. For a free trial bottle, just write *Ryrup Pepsin,” Dept. 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