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GEE oe wae EEE EEE EE
(© by D J. Walsh.)
UDGE IRA BACON settled down In
his comfortable big chair and
opened the evening pauper. Across
the table Mrs. Bucon sat knitting
and a big collie stretched its yellow
length on the hearth after futile at-
tempts to win recognition from bis
master,
“This Is—certainly livin—g,"” re-
marked the judge as he took a long
puff at a fragrant cigar “We're
growing old, Emmy, and yeurs
more, with Bud through and
settled In a practice of his own-—my
practice—1I'll retire—and we will take
our ease-—like this. No more wor
ries.” .
“Bud been much or a worry,
ira,” up, Mrs, quickly,
“He is an unusually good boy."
“Quite right, but obstinate! Lordy,
how 1 had to beg, plead, threaten to
make him take up law at college.
Last summer when he came back
from Andrews’ farm he sald he
was going to be a farmer. He had me
worried for a time then—"
“1 was sorry for hin, Ira, He seems
to be so set—on farming. 1 remem:
ber when was Just a freshman in
high school he asked me {f he
couldn't go to tire agricultural school
when he graduated. Has a mania for
the country, loves chickens, cows
pigs—never could keep him out of the
barnyard when [ took him to the
farm when he was a child, He could
handle a pitchfork at ten better than
some of the men and knew rye from
oats when he was eight. He hates
law!
“So
it. }
Ducked
to father
He talked
ud last fall,
kids have that
want to live thelr lives almost
they are out of the cradle!
finally listened to reason, but
seem moody to you at holiday time?
He got through the first semester by
the skin of his teeth, but it will be
easier now, Think I'll take him Into
my office this summer, He can browse
around and get the atmosphere. He
ean go to court, too—start him
young.”
“Bud is going
on the farm
ten
school
hasn't
spoke acon
he
into
thing
did 1 until
couldn't
classes
I actually got
remember a
until 1 was reported
ind he came up to
business— just
This notion that
they know how
school
did to
some
they
before
ud
as 1
'
to spend the summer
with Andrewses
Ira,” said Mrs Bacon slowly. “1 prom
ised him that when he went
college In January."
“Hm-m,"
you promised him,
Well, let me
Bud
anyway. ot Compromise
for
the
the
“Qa
con
the JULE
And | wasn't
see. Final
be bh
mused
sulted
this
Monday
I'tl take him in the « e
go to
for August then,
harvest ripening and all that—rest
before school™
“No! l
week |
exams
week, me by
June
and he can
time
arm
the
ap
Fine with
ud is going to the farm next
all keep my promise. Bad
mother, |
overalls today
faith in his
four new
hat.
{Oe
not
"
~@d a sun
The doorbell rang before the judge
could reply. It was a telegram for
him, and Mrs. Bacon fearfully hung
over his shoulder as he slit the enve
Her took in
she turned away.
lope. the words—
then
“Flunkes
eyes
averything. Leaving for
home this morning Bud,” read
Judge Bacon slowly and then he re
peated. “Flunked—everything I"
He pulled himself from his chalr.
“If he left on the morning train he
will be In on the 10:20, This tele
gram was fled at 6:30 this morning
Odd It should have been delayed. I'm
going—to meet—him.”
“No, Ira, you will stay here and
calm down, Bud is coming home
he is going to be given a square meal
He realizes it Is serious. 1 know he
feels badly. Remember! If you have
anything to say keep it until morn
ing. We must make it as pleasant as
we can.”
She called to the mald.
my son will be in at 10:30,
make him some coffee and use that
chicken that was left from dinner
for sandwiches? Was there any choco
late ple left? He loves it. Lots of sand.
wiches, Lettie. Bud will need them.”
“Flunked—everything,” again mut
tered the judge as he crushed the
telegram in his hand, “By George!
He didn't try—1 know it. He could
have done it! | wanted him to be
a lawyer~the third Ira Bacon at the
bar. One thing is settled, Emmy, He
goes to work-at once. I'm through.
He is on his own from now on He
earns his own living from tomorrow.
I'm through, Flunked—everything,’
everything.”
“Bud
“Lettie,
Will you
would never have made a
lawyer, dear. 1 am sorry, for |
know you had your heart set on It.
Now, please calm down. It Is nearly
time for him. Please, Ira, remember
make it ns pleasant as you can. Save
the rest for tomorrow. There he Is
now I"
There weie steps on the porch
the door was opened . .
in the hall and Mrs. Bacon
went into his arms. He buried his
face against her shoulder The col
ile made a leap toward him and he
braced himself for the attack as he
turned toward his father,
“Down, Comet, down! Hello, dad.”
Judge Ira Bacon stood there, his
hands behind his back. The boy met
his eyes steadily.
“Say It, father, I've got It coming.
I know. I'm darned sorry, but 1 just
. . .
steps
couldn't make it, that's all. ['m plain
~(umb."”
“1 will walt
And then—Iit
“Lettie
until morning,
will be plenty,”
has sandwiches, coffee
chocolate ple on the kitchen table,
son,” announced Mrs, Bacon cheer
fully, “Come on. I'm going, too.”
An hour later she came back alone
and seated herself on a stool at her
husband's knee. She pulled the pa-
per from his band.
“He has gone to
He has tried desperately
I'm sorry, so Is he.”
“He must be sarcastically. “He
must be—~when he has finally gotten
his own way.”
“Ira, do you remember what you
told me that summer we were in Eun-
rope and were wandering through the
Louvre? You told me you had al
wiys wanted to be a painter—al-
ways would want to be, You just had
to take up law-—and you sald, yes
you did, Ira Bacon, that you were
never happy. Never! That you bad
never gotten over wanting to paint.”
He shrugged his
tiently and fingered the collar of the
collie who stood at his side, Mrs.
jacon laid a small old painting across
his knees. “You gave me this before
we were married. 1 have always kept
it. You promised me you would paint
me a larger one some day—und you
never have, You sald even then—so
many years ago-——that there was only
one thing you wanted to do—and that
was to paint pictures, and if your fa-
ther hadn't been so insistent you
would not have gone into law.”
He picked up the picture
amined it closely, Dauby! Could do
better than that—now.," For a mo-
nent he stroked the gray hair of his
wife as she leaned against him, A
half smile played his face as
he held the picture at arm's length.
" 0 old Andrews and his wife
are getting on in years and that farm
hard for Wom
der If they would sell. We could put
Bud on if ,. . . jet him work it.
It's a tragedy-—being a round peg in
a square hole. 1 know it. I'm glad
he flunked Wonder has gone
And, there's a
ing scene in the southeast meadow by
that old crooked rail the
willows sweeping the po the
cows drowsing at noonda
Bud.
und
bed—exhausted !
hard, Ira
""
shoulders impa-
and ex-
ACTORS
Emmy,
t
must be work them,
to sleep? cork
fence, with
1 and
Ng
"
y.
Vast Siberian Tract
Torn Up by Meteorite
According to Dr. EE the
earth was struck on June 20, 1008, by
the largest meteorite of which science
Fortunately
Free,
has definite knowledge.
this meteorite fell in the remote
province of Yenissel, Siberian, and its
apparently herd
reindeer and a million
only victims
of 1.500
trees.
A report on the subject been
sent to the Astronomical Society of
the Pacific by N. T.
The Russian exp
0 Investignte the
were an
few
has
BobrovnlkofY.
loring expedition sent
says Bob
und
fell
its
ramors,
overed the site
that
re ports a
rovnikoff, disc
pros ed not only the meteor
but that
one of the
the
" ily
gnn
1st have been most
i events in whole his
the earth.
the there
din-
torn and
gigantic harrow,
many miles
millions of dead trees of
forest aow lie flat and
their branches, every
outward from the cen-
of fallen nine-
meteorite struck
area several miles in
the earth is
furrowed as If by a
Around this, in a circle
in diameter,
the primeval
stripped of
pointing
like a vast forest
is now an
meter where
tree
ter,
pins
At the nearest settiement, 50 miles
away, two farmers were knocked
down by the blast of the meteorite's
fall and were scorched by its heat.
loth the heat wave and the explo-
sion were perceived at the railway,
400 miles distant. Of a herd of 1.500
tame reindeer believed to have been
near the site of the fall no trace has
since been found. Had chance di-
rected this enormous visitor from
space to the gite of a city or a
thickly settled country the world
would have experienced an unparal-
leled disaster—Pathfinder Magazine.
Tomato’s Great Value
History does not record the name of
the courageous one who, 200 years
after its discovery, ate the first toma-
to. But his service to a tomato-eating
world is undeniable, since new discov.
eries of the place of the tomato on the
health program are constantly being
made, lecent Investigations have
proved that tomatoes contain the val-
unable vitamine E, so widely searched
for. This vitamine assists the red
blood cells in absorbing iron from
foods. Owing to the acid nature of to-
matoes, the canned product retains its
vitamines and health properties. An-
other Interesting fact is that the vita-
mine A content, in both fresh and
canned tomatoes, supplies a certain
hardness to teeth, the lack of which
is a basis for later extensive decay.
Chinese Women Win
Peking (China) puritanical police
have yielded another point to the ad
vance of woman. After closing sey
eral barber shops because they em
ployed girl manicurists, a practice re.
garded objectionable in the extreme by
the police heads, the authorities have
reluctantly yielded to popular demand
and permitted the shops to reopen and
to retain their feminine alds.
What He Was After
The Doctor--You're just in time te
see me. 1 have a case
The Patient—So you have a case,
eh? That's what 1 ealled to see you
about. Could you spare me a bottle
out of It?
Dame Fashion
Smiles
By Grace Jewett Austin
Fashion, most
has
Dame
other mortals,
probably like
some of the prop:
erties of the
chameleon. When
she 1s surround.
ed with a great
deal of one color,
that
tainly
tonishing
Just the
evening there
wns a group at
a literary gather
ing whieh
brought this
Grace J. Austin, to mind. In
library where those present assembled
there was a wonderful raspberry rug
on the polished floor which made a
foundation to enhance any effect of
beauty. It proved there was
an emphasis upon green in several of
the costumes present,
Madam Novelist had brought
her from New York a scarf of
velvet brocade upon green
which was extremely effective
her gown of beige
dark
she
color
gains as
value,
cer-
quite
with
green
chiffon
over
dotted with
dots, with
beige felt hat with brim,
the darker brown In
The especial beauty of
scarf came from the fact
thgt It was miraculously fitted to her,
instead of being a stralght strip.
There was a pretty to suit the
neckline, while a curving wave ap
peared on the other side of the scarf
Lucy-from-New York wore an entire
gown of the rich vivid silk,
sometimes called green™
crepe,
brown
wore a
polka which
and touches of
the trimming.
her green
curve
green
“billiard
from the color of t}
boards. It
many #
that th
touch o her color or
wrerine of ont
Covering of gauine
raceful lines and
rtistic plaifings, while the fact
the slightest
even
material
Ti-
green
with
ius
one green velvet Jacket
There used to be a silly old couplet,
married in ashamed to be
seen,” along with “married in
white, you've done But
they describe of late London an
entire elaborate church wedding where
the and all her
- green,
io go
Just
from
bride many attend
ants appeared in
There
going
has been discussion
hearing
their
are
choose
at these
or a “picture ™
liscussion co
Clty,
at Jew eled
favor for
that to
se bags,
ame
Kansas
Hing to wear buck
InYy blue,
ithe as
know
dress
wns
replied with emg
+4
very little
und
iply
ices for
‘
backgre
dresses.”
“But
striking dresses,
“On the whole, 1 think
nore. Yet to my mind a
necessarily a ‘back
ground dress.’ all depends on the
treatment of je materials, Satin
crepes and velvets, in single tone, are
much io the mode, We have all seen
a woman in a gown of unrelleved
black who made a more striking plc
ture than if she had had on all the
colors of the rainbow!"
1928, Western Newspaper Union.)
are more people choosing the
» days?’
perhaps
dress of a
single color is
@®
Beige Angora Sweater
Here is a snappy outfit that is popu.
far this season with the coeds. A
beige angora sweater is worn with a
green kasha skirt. A wool scarf of
green beige lends a jaunty effect. LL)
green felt vagabond ls correct with
} this sports ensemble,
needed
clothes pin
No special pattern is for
this useful bag
One can easily be cut out of wrapping
paper folded so that the two sides will
be alike. The only materials npeces-
sary are a used flour bag and three
yards of some bright-colored bias tape,
The greatest depth of the apron is 17
inches, the greatest width, 106 inches,
The top edge of the pockets, which Is
bound into the belt, measures 4 inches,
making
Useful Clothes.Pin Bag Made of Used
Flour Bag.
from
The stamp
The flour bag may be bought
for a few cents,
covering It with
kerosene for a
out in
the baker
ing is taken out by
lard or
few Lours and
lukewarm water,
If one is making the apron for a
shower gift or to be sold at a bazaar,
glinple dec
clothes pins worked In
stiteh may be added
should of course be done
apron Is 1
al o | i
gOaKin il in
©
then washing
such ns
red outline
This work
before
¥ afd ew pag
curved edges
some orations,
the
iseembled. he
apron are
Red Is Prominent in
Paris’ Fall Fashions
I
res
stellar role in fs
black, and sha
Red with blige
hade, has been list-
as something
Red is given =a
fashions, It
HONOrs
!
rivals
TOW.
navy or
ed amon ashionables
eombina
with ich to jure, and
3
eccur please all
Ay wear,
the tones is
brought
Lace tris
and
daytime frock, be
chosen for
eel
frequently the yoke,
ving become again important
lar and gilet effects, es-
twine, ash 1d such
£
to white,
ing
yokes ha
pecially
v
Lace cuff, col
iy It tones
the
for
the
have
dress
a8 pre opposed
all-lace
fun
preference. The
evening remains in with
In the wake of the gay and gaudy
jacket, the companion to the
evening gown, is the elegance
of the brocaded jacket—metalized, as
a rule, and, what Is amazing, more or
less form-revealing.
After a series of seasons in which
clothes have merely hung in straight
Ines, it is startling to find them cling:
ing. even fitted, and revealing lines
not so straight, a curve or two being
encouraged rather than frowned
down,
Bowknots Trim Frocks
The bowknot shows its interesting
curves in many forms of dress dec
oration, and on the fall models adorns
sports and dress apparel alike.
A handsome afternoon frock in one
of the new blues in transparent veivet
follows the prevailing youthful Hnes
of the long, slightly bloused bodice
above a wide, tightly molded hip gir.
dle, the skirt plain and short in the
back and freely circular and rippling
in front to uneven lengths,
A bowknot done in blue and gold
metal thread is the center of interest
at the V neckline, and on each close.
fitting sleeve, between wrist and el
how. This is just the type of frock
the small woman or the college miss
will appreciate as an example of sar
torial simplicity and skill,
Likewise, the bowknot is used to
good effect on many a clever sports
costume, frequently being an In.
erustation of self-fabric in a different
tone or a contrasting shade, and again
of metal or brald.
Cape Back
A new light red crepe satin evening
gown is fashioned with a cape back
and panel sash ends that flare and
round and fall below the hem in the
back,
Suede and Kid
Blue suede and plain blue kid are
combined In some of the fall foot.
wear,
hes LHe
coated tongue, fetid
skin gives evidence
try Phillips Milk of
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THREE RULES
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constipation for 47 years, and believed
that no matter how careful people are
of their health, diet and exercise, con-
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Of next importance, then, is how to treat
it when it comes. Dr. Caldwell always
was in favor of getting as close to nature
ss possible, hence his remedy for ena).
pation is a mild vegetable compound. It
can not harm the most delicate system
and is not habit forming.
The Doctor never did approve of dras-
tic physics and purges. He did not believe
they were good for human beings to put
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yourself and members of the family in
constipation, biliousness, sour and erampy
stomach, bad breath, no appetite, head.
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Get a bottle today, at any drugstore and
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