aw won * * FH HH¥ ]O CREATURE could have a name which could sound any worse than mine does,” said the weak “Of course, people like me. Yes. I'm a popular fish, They welcome me when 1 first appear in the and they like me right through sum mer. fish, py ov |p ing, the also the antumn ce to look at, glad when 1 stay Now, you Kkhow for I'm a fish that cares its personal appearance “By that 1 mean that 1 do not any old way at all. You know some creatures will look so uncared for somehow. They wil, dirty and untidy and far from attractive, “They will walk in fashion and not charm, nor to “True, 1 cannot walk at when 1 move I am full of gra Is more than can be for when they walk. “If 1 did walk 1 would be graceful about it. I'm graceful when | Maybe I have said that before, 1 know. “Even If It is sald that it brains to eat fish, | do not understand it. 1 don't think we're so very hrainy But anyway | was talking personal appearance! “We wear tumes. Oh, very pretty, Indeed. soft and pleasant and do not too much, and yet we are not so small that we don’t amount to late in I'm ni about look look an ungraceful pay any aliention to grace, all Ce. but which sald many move don't mukes about our handsome silvery cos We're weigh something RHE HHH H RHR FRI W LHRH Quacks By Viola Brothers Shore. HHH R RH HHH XR XK *HXX eee 20 HK FOR THE GOOSE— A Jiss woman says nothin’, has got nothir woman say. Du kittenish othin’ say and says it womun has Tears Is considered wom best But they're | gen'rally in's defense. They ain't wer best offensive tactics fefense ain't in a8 it sometimes be a a wonan But they class with a laugh. for ‘O° THE GANDER— It ain't the initial cost of a that's expensive—Iit's che upkeep If you're makin’ business, a your livin’ you cant sa the you at all least B - win you jose it. (Copyright) SOOO OLORLOCOOLO COLT CHOHHOHOHCHCHOHOHOH OH 5 “We Love the Warm Water, Is the Tima for Us.” Summer right, or five pound each,’ fish ct, we're just from one to four A pleasant we thinks “We is thie time weighing the weal love the warm water, Summer for around in that Of course, the the some of but autumn is the us us do stay aul the fish likes (ish. “Now frostfish 13 frost an creat with an enormous moutl teeth—mngly teeth | has three f his back. They're the fish talk as the ugly and pointed and an ugly ns wi show ure ich pron on fins known in dorsal fins. “Every noticed the goldfish of dorsal fins, | hns the one ‘tn on not frost members of the family the the kinds as, but same fins as frostfish is cough ! sand eels ond of wut when | fond of the people when as I've sald say that sand are I say Ciera oh PANN pA (Eby McC ure Newspaper Syndicate.) SHO O0 300 CSOD OO0L000000 SOOOOOOOO OHO ENERALLY speaking our were given as to see with and the delicate optic nerves. one of the most complex and interesting parts of the body. were designed to carry the im pression of the vhject from the retina to the hrain and make us conscious of the thing we look at. The me hanism is perfect ing as it should, we with our eyes and cumprehend them with our brains as they truly are But there enters in the factor of individual power o eyes Operat woilld see things ohservation Have you learned to you zee things as they wrongfully thir stan: at the corner of a full minute and the things that range of vision? The ability to correctly well worth eultivating Learn to accurately and completely, The cross examination Do or as you Could you gtreet for a all your observe? nre ik they are? aceurntels occurred recount with observe Is seo in almost every criminal case is based largely on the recognition by the lawyer that few men hear or see with accuracy to be able to swear to what they saw and heard and stick to it under -~areful questioning very suffi cient On: hundred per cent of inaccurate observation is the fault of your brgio and not of your eye. The is a purely automatic In strument of a lens and a screen which work without deviation from the law They are exactly similar to and just as truthful. The comes with the incorrect ac- the brain and that incorrect is the result of bad training. eye of optics. fA camera trouble of action You can never know when your power of accurate chservation may be of very great value to you, It may save life It may the life of a man It is an easy thing t develop nnd to maintain, tion your gave fellow (© by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) RAH He We Hx ERERRRRR eat. People like the frostfish as food! “And we're popular because we're good to Perhaps you wouldn't call that popular, 1 don't sup pose go, ng we're liked in that “If one ular, | every ent! being Bot it mea way. walled a boy In sch don’t they'd would want 00! pop that and mean him suppose one to eat his kind. “But we h teresting about funtily of croakers has the making eronking sounds. something We be This family family ha Yes, ave most in to the name hit of we have us, long come from voices, “Of cours ke our make and when school—3you know of fish nnd make e, some might not ii But at enst we drumming sounds, volees can oodly we go along in a they speak of drum, dru HOIse, school we drum, great ald “So though a dull belong to that to look of weakfish is doesn’t matter, family of Then ure d that pleases our fish the name name, it for we the pleases upon an cronkers, and us we good vanity.” (Copyright.) 2. IS perhaps natural for mothers to cin hers their children to Know better people SISSIES st ute HEE RLIR eae ee . 7: AT LECTUR ES Qe By Douglas Malloch, SHIT IAS SE SI HEL x NE LING find games us to bali like I’ 8 hard for Kids A place to see at buse anythis “You father door They crowd back. and And, if we They turn hat children she uid heard But how can any child be seen Behind a davenporl, | mean us nearly out, word, shout dare to say a around and fairly be seen, oot But 1 can sit in one front row And not be told tv hold my horse, And that's when Ma makes Father go And listen to some lecture course, Then ev'ryone sits way, way back, Excepting Jimmy, me and Jack. At lectures people always stay Way, way, way back, right near the door, Where they say, speakers shore ; And parents don’t object a bit When we go down iu front to sit. can't hear what speakers And can't hear people So inst remember, lecture man, That we don't do like old folks do jut get as near you as we can, And that's a compliment to you. ut other folks, like Ma and Dad, } 1 guess must think you're pretty bad (©. 1928. Douglas Malloch.) Independence, 1 1 J. RHEE the Neorgemized Church of Jesu: Maida Kansas, and Emma ubove with { oolidge the McCartney shown on President other day, thousand hands in boy he can shake a g when a nilkin Qe trbrdvdardal Sebo dododoied By JOHN BLAKE Srv rererprpepal epapaprprpoly into some could be benefits of person wii “There are exceptions to rules, even the rule of perspective,” says Solilo quizing Lil. "The closer you get to some people the smaller they look.” (Copyright) *H%* Dy The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly --Marcus Aurelius. Whe RE the fresh shrimps may obtained there is nothing more appetizing to serve as a salad for Sunday night lunch or supper than the following: Place half a dozen {| nice, firm shrimps on a nest of curled head lettuce and dress with the fol lowing: A tablespoonful of ofl, a tena spoonful of vinegar, a half teaspoon ful of worcestershire sauce, one half teaspoonful of salt, with very finely minced green onlon, stems and all The smaller the onfon the more dainty the dressing. Crisp Cookies, Take three-fourths of a ecupful of butter, rub to a creamy mass with two cupfuls of flour, then add one fourth of a teaspoonful ench of salt, nutmeg and ginger, one-half teaspoonful of clanamon, and one teaspoonful of letaon extract. Peat wo eggs very ight, add two tablespoonfuls of milk Sift 1 oo eupfals of four with two ten spoonfils of baling powder and adi to the first flonr mixture, with one President Martin, chan Guyer told by him utes is that of called reason lot of plon cow milkers of that state, that the he did a wire 20 min cavor to bre: even if you mig strane d to lose limbers ™ jishly rude Ww arrivals their own right.) a Sneeze OOO By Jean Newton irevis and the promise was the ger wus passed ndicated to for that the neeze, tchers would ver inter the patient rec A few cot asshiled another Europe. but a symptom of turies end time the demic ths sneeze, being wis fn had omen this age of witches, goblins, med men and leeches, superstition Some of the most intellec of the time accredited soothsayvers. It flourished tual minds charms and nothing wos there ary for the decree the exclamation “God hy any who heard a was supposed ww combat and prevent the spread he disease And “God bless kindly human through the (Copyright) fore ex‘raordir pope to hless you I sneeze. This its evil powers . of t sou! interest ages with iis hezs come down MAXWELL ®%®%% sugar. Add the egg, mix and roll into balls and sprinkle with sugar and cin. namon before baking. Bake until crisp but not too brown, Apple Snow. Core and quarter without three large apples. Stew and rub through a fine one teaspoonful of lemon juice, again, then fold in the whites of three egee, add one half cupful of Tine sugar and beat until lke snow, Pile lightly in ao glass dish and garnish with bright-eolored Jelly cubes Serve cold, covered with monds or coconut. paring until soft sieve hoenat into shredded al ont Chicken Chartreuss. Take one cupful of cold salt and pepper and a little temon rind chicken finely minced. Soak twa ia blespoonfuls of gelatin In one cupful of hnif eream, point. Strain over the chicken. add a besten egg yolk snd fold in the «if Iy beaten epg white, Stir and mis well and pour into 1 mold. Serve cut chicken , Into thin slices, with crackers YER ERE Wasters Newens nes Yiatas GETS STRENGTH By Taking Lydia E. Pinkham’s «* Vegetable Compound Bchoolficld, Va ~"My mother had Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and 1 decided to take it for my own trou- bles and found great relief. 1 was hardly able to stand on my feet gome- times and now I feel better than I have for several years, 1 credit the Lydia E, Pinkham's Vegetable Com. pound wit iy 1 have taken five present good Health bottles of it and I am now able to do all my housework and sewing, feed my chickens, milk the cow and tend the pigs, and feel fine"—Mrs. J. C. raviky, Box 249, Bchoolfield, Vir- ginia, Over-Acidity Gas, nausea, sick headache, heart bum, distress after eating or drink- ing quickly and surely relieved.’ Safe. Pleasant. Not a laxative. Normalizes Digestion and Sweetens the Breath § 2 6 BeLLanS Hot water BELL VS ~| Sure Relief FOR INDIGESTION 25¢ AND 75¢ PACKAGES EVERYWHERE Got Away From Pistol i onded nist a Phi St:fF Proposition KO] i It is estimated thet a suf erer fromoenlds loses three degs’ time from work in a peer. FORTIFY YOURSELF AGAINST COLDS, GRIPPE Tone up your body with DR. PIERCE'S GOLDEN MEDICAL DISCOVERY All Deslers. Liquid or Tablets, PISO’S ATL ES and Intestinal iil This good old-fash- toned herd home remedy for consti pation, stomach ills and other derange ments of the sys tem go prevalent these days is in even greater favor as a family medicine
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