aw
won *
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]O CREATURE could have a
name which could sound any
worse than mine does,” said the weak
“Of course, people like me. Yes.
I'm a popular fish, They welcome me
when 1 first appear in the and
they like me right through sum
mer.
fish,
py ov
|p ing,
the
also
the antumn
ce to look at,
glad when 1 stay
Now, you Kkhow
for I'm a fish that
cares its personal appearance
“By that 1 mean that 1 do not
any old way at all. You know some
creatures will look so uncared for
somehow. They wil, dirty and
untidy and far from attractive,
“They will walk in
fashion and not
charm, nor to
“True, 1 cannot walk at
when 1 move I am full of gra
Is more than can be for
when they walk.
“If 1 did walk 1 would be graceful
about it. I'm graceful when |
Maybe I have said that before, 1
know.
“Even If It is sald that it
brains to eat fish, | do not understand
it. 1 don't think we're so very hrainy
But anyway | was talking
personal appearance!
“We wear
tumes. Oh, very pretty, Indeed.
soft and pleasant and do not
too much, and yet we are not so small
that we don’t amount to
late in
I'm ni
about
look
look
an ungraceful
pay any aliention to
grace,
all
Ce.
but
which
sald many
move
don't
mukes
about our
handsome silvery cos
We're
weigh
something
RHE HHH H RHR FRI W LHRH
Quacks
By Viola Brothers Shore.
HHH R RH HHH XR XK
*HXX eee 20 HK
FOR THE GOOSE—
A Jiss
woman says nothin’,
has got nothir
woman
say. Du kittenish
othin’ say and says it
womun has
Tears Is considered
wom best
But they're |
gen'rally
in's defense. They ain't
wer best offensive tactics
fefense
ain't in a8
it sometimes be a
a wonan But they
class with a laugh.
for
‘O° THE GANDER—
It ain't the initial cost of a
that's expensive—Iit's che upkeep
If you're makin’
business, a
your livin’
you cant sa
the you
at all
least
B -
win
you jose it.
(Copyright)
SOOO OLORLOCOOLO COLT
CHOHHOHOHCHCHOHOHOH OH 5
“We Love the Warm Water,
Is the Tima for Us.”
Summer
right,
or five pound each,’
fish
ct, we're just
from one to four
A pleasant we
thinks
“We
is thie time
weighing
the weal
love the warm water, Summer
for
around in
that
Of course,
the
the
some of
but
autumn is the
us
us do stay aul
the fish likes
(ish.
“Now frostfish 13
frost
an creat
with an enormous moutl
teeth—mngly teeth
| has three f
his back. They're the
fish talk as the
ugly
and pointed
and an ugly
ns wi show
ure
ich
pron on
fins known in dorsal
fins.
“Every noticed the
goldfish
of
dorsal fins, |
hns the
one ‘tn on
not
frost
members of
the
family
the
the
kinds
as, but
same fins as
frostfish is cough
! sand eels
ond of
wut when |
fond of the
people
when
as I've sald
say that
sand
are
I say
Ciera oh
PANN pA
(Eby McC
ure Newspaper Syndicate.)
SHO O0 300 CSOD OO0L000000
SOOOOOOOO OHO
ENERALLY speaking our
were given as to see with and the
delicate optic nerves. one of the most
complex and interesting parts of the
body. were designed to carry the im
pression of the vhject from the retina
to the hrain and make us conscious of
the thing we look at.
The me hanism is perfect
ing as it should, we
with our eyes and cumprehend them
with our brains as they truly are But
there enters in the factor of individual
power o
eyes
Operat
woilld see things
ohservation
Have you learned to
you zee things as they
wrongfully thir
stan: at the corner of a
full minute and
the things that
range of vision?
The ability to correctly
well worth eultivating Learn to
accurately and completely,
The cross examination
Do
or as you
Could you
gtreet for a
all
your
observe?
nre
ik they are?
aceurntels
occurred
recount
with
observe Is
seo
in almost
every criminal case is based largely
on the recognition by the lawyer that
few men hear or see with
accuracy to be able to swear to
what they saw and heard and stick to
it under -~areful questioning
very suffi
cient
On: hundred per cent of inaccurate
observation is the fault of your brgio
and not of your eye.
The is a purely automatic In
strument of a lens and a screen which
work without deviation from the law
They are exactly similar to
and just as truthful. The
comes with the incorrect ac-
the brain and that incorrect
is the result of bad training.
eye
of optics.
fA camera
trouble
of
action
You can never know when your
power of accurate chservation may be
of very great value to you, It may
save life It may the life
of a man It is an easy thing
t develop nnd to maintain,
tion
your gave
fellow
(© by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
RAH He We
Hx ERERRRRR
eat. People like the frostfish as food!
“And we're popular because we're
good to Perhaps you wouldn't
call that popular, 1 don't sup
pose go, ng we're liked in
that
“If one
ular, |
every
ent!
being
Bot it mea
way.
walled a boy In sch
don’t they'd
would want
00! pop
that
and
mean
him
suppose
one to eat
his kind.
“But we h
teresting about
funtily of croakers
has the
making eronking sounds.
something
We be
This family
family ha
Yes,
ave most in
to the
name
hit of
we have
us, long
come from
voices,
“Of cours ke our
make
and when
school—3you know
of fish
nnd make
e, some might not ii
But at enst we
drumming sounds,
volees can
oodly
we go along in a
they speak of
drum, dru
HOIse,
school we
drum, great
ald
“So though
a dull
belong to
that
to look
of weakfish is
doesn’t matter,
family of
Then ure
d that pleases our fish
the name
name, it for we
the
pleases
upon an
cronkers, and
us we good
vanity.”
(Copyright.)
2.
IS perhaps natural for mothers to
cin hers
their children to Know
better people
SISSIES st ute HEE RLIR
eae ee .
7: AT LECTUR ES
Qe
By Douglas Malloch,
SHIT IAS SE SI HEL
x
NE LING
find
games
us to
bali
like
I’ 8 hard for Kids
A
place to see at buse
anythis
“You father
door
They crowd back. and
And, if we
They turn
hat children she uid
heard
But how can any child be seen
Behind a davenporl, | mean
us nearly out,
word,
shout
dare to say a
around and fairly
be seen, oot
But 1 can sit in one front row
And not be told tv hold my horse,
And that's when Ma makes Father go
And listen to some lecture course,
Then ev'ryone sits way, way back,
Excepting Jimmy, me and Jack.
At lectures people always stay
Way, way, way back, right near the
door,
Where they
say,
speakers
shore ;
And parents don’t object a bit
When we go down iu front to sit.
can't hear what speakers
And can't hear people
So inst remember, lecture man,
That we don't do like old folks do
jut get as near you as we can,
And that's a compliment to you.
ut other folks, like Ma and Dad,
} 1 guess must think you're pretty bad
(©. 1928. Douglas Malloch.)
Independence,
1
1
J.
RHEE
the Neorgemized Church of Jesu:
Maida
Kansas,
and Emma
ubove with
{ oolidge the
McCartney
shown
on President
other day,
thousand hands in
boy
he can shake a
g when a
nilkin
Qe trbrdvdardal Sebo dododoied
By JOHN BLAKE
Srv rererprpepal epapaprprpoly
into some
could be
benefits of
person wii
“There are exceptions to rules, even
the rule of perspective,” says Solilo
quizing Lil. "The closer you get to
some people the smaller they look.”
(Copyright)
*H%* Dy
The happiness of your life depends
upon the quality of your thoughts;
therefore guard accordingly --Marcus
Aurelius.
Whe RE the fresh shrimps may
obtained there is nothing
more appetizing to serve as a salad
for Sunday night lunch or supper than
the following: Place half a dozen
{| nice, firm shrimps on a nest of curled
head lettuce and dress with the fol
lowing: A tablespoonful of ofl, a tena
spoonful of vinegar, a half teaspoon
ful of worcestershire sauce, one half
teaspoonful of salt, with very finely
minced green onlon, stems and all
The smaller the onfon the more dainty
the dressing.
Crisp Cookies,
Take three-fourths of a ecupful of
butter, rub to a creamy mass with two
cupfuls of flour, then add one fourth
of a teaspoonful ench of salt, nutmeg
and ginger, one-half teaspoonful of
clanamon, and one teaspoonful of
letaon extract. Peat wo eggs very
ight, add two tablespoonfuls of milk
Sift 1 oo eupfals of four with two ten
spoonfils of baling powder and adi
to the first flonr mixture, with one
President
Martin, chan
Guyer
told by him
utes is that
of
called
reason
lot of
plon cow milkers
of that state,
that the
he did a
wire
20 min
cavor to bre:
even if you mig
strane
d to lose
limbers ™
jishly rude
Ww arrivals
their own
right.)
a Sneeze
OOO
By Jean Newton
irevis and
the
promise was
the
ger wus passed
ndicated to
for
that the
neeze,
tchers
would ver
inter
the patient rec
A few cot
asshiled
another
Europe. but
a symptom of
turies end
time
the
demic ths
sneeze, being
wis fn had omen
this age of witches, goblins, med
men and leeches, superstition
Some of the most intellec
of the time accredited
soothsayvers. It
flourished
tual minds
charms and
nothing
wos there
ary for the
decree the exclamation “God
hy any who heard a
was supposed ww combat
and prevent the spread
he disease And “God bless
kindly human
through the
(Copyright)
fore ex‘raordir
pope to
hless you I
sneeze. This
its evil powers
. of t sou!
interest
ages
with iis hezs
come down
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Apple Snow.
Core and quarter without
three large apples. Stew
and rub through a fine
one teaspoonful of lemon juice,
again, then fold in the whites of three
egee, add one half cupful of Tine sugar
and beat until lke snow, Pile lightly
in ao glass dish and garnish with
bright-eolored Jelly cubes
Serve cold, covered with
monds or coconut.
paring
until soft
sieve
hoenat
into
shredded al
ont
Chicken Chartreuss.
Take one cupful of cold
salt and pepper and a little
temon rind
chicken finely minced. Soak twa ia
blespoonfuls of gelatin In one cupful
of
hnif eream,
point. Strain over the chicken. add a
besten egg yolk snd fold in the «if
Iy beaten epg white, Stir and mis
well and pour into 1 mold. Serve cut
chicken
, Into thin slices, with crackers
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