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EDA’S DREAM DA was very anxlous to leave the farm and go into society when she grew older and she thought about fit and wondered how it could be. She thought it would be so lovely to have to do nothing at all, all the rest of her days, except to give orders She grew so tired at times of the num- sers of chores which were always com- tg up done. One night after da had gone to bed she was thinking about a wonderful future and plan- her best make-believe plans to be “Hello, Eda,” sald the Falry. “Why, hello,” sald Eda. “My name Is Falry Grant-Your- said the Fairy, “and (ing and the Falry Won “My Name Is Fairy Grant.Your Wishes.” said Eda, "I would ilke to be In high when 1 grow up and I'd even like to begin pow” So before Eda knew it shé was with “Oh, Fairy,” society little girls who were so beautl dressed and they always had people about them, maids and gover Eda wasn't used to that at all. She had always been used to having a lot and independence, And when she suggested they all go barefoot everyone was horrified at her They didn't know what to that at all. And, oh, that make Eda wondered For there were g0 many teas an luncheons For Meditation : By LEONARD A. BARRETT | nassrmsincd o SOOO OOOO OLOOOOOLOoR MORAL ILLITERACY RIMINAL records reveal an enor mous amount of moral At least two-thirds of today is committed by young men be. tween the ages of seventeen and twen- the crime of up Ignorant of They guide children grow moral standards to made, When such persons disobey the ‘law we punish them. Is it just to confine our boys to jall who were not taught the prin ciples by which they could be kept out a jall? Who Is responsible? A boy can today enter upon the dutles of his life's work a trained mind and a moral idiot, both at the same time, There was spent last year in public school Instruction in this country one and one-half billlon dollars and upon nigher education in colléges and uni versities one-third of a billion. How much money was spent for the train- ing of consclence? The degeneration of manhood must se checked by more attention being glven to the education of the heart, The training of the heart is as im- portant as the training of the mind, if not more so. If the church Is not adequately equipped to do this task then some other Institution must un- dertake the responsibility. The task {s being undertaken by many social settlements with most gratifying re- sults, The problem, which is a serious one, calls for a kindly and sympathetic attitude of mind toward the unfor- tunate youth of our land. Future American citizenship is still In the making. Tt will be determined by the contribution which youth makes to- wards Its progress, Poorly trained Sunday school teach. ers, disinterested parents, and an eccleslasticism Interested more in In. stitutions than in persons, are inade- quate to the task. Has the time come when moral filiteracy Is a problem whieh secular education must solve? WD. 1927, Western Newspaper Union. A BE —— Ne fo - were no pienies and no berry and nut hunts, The life now was all that Eda could possibly” bear. How did wish she hadn't asked Fairy Grant- Your-Wishes to grant such a silly wish. she One day she was talking to a lot of her new-found friends. They were all boasting of how rich their daddies were and of how famous they were and of their grandfathers and grand- mothers, They didn't quite understand how Eda was one of them In sueh an un- expected and unexplained fashion and they wanted to that really belonged, So they began talking of thelr riches and of their fine aristocracy or ances tors, which showed that they didn't amount to much when they boasted s0 much *“My father was the founder of a coaching club In the most fashionable city,” sald one as though that were of great historical Importance, muke sure she racing club riding crops now In use the smart riding clubs” sall “My grandfather was the brass tack king who made the tune out of brass tacks” great said a third “My futher is known as the Curtain fourth, him was famous for sald a “and his On they boasted of thelr along the best in elty parks and Eda } thought strange that those who sald they be lHleved In a dem should eall al thelr rich relative Kings” when thes hecame “And nsked her prosperous who was your father?™ the “He is really Edn answered, 1 and sald, *. of the : how could he he ? ‘He is a farmer,” Eda wéht on, “and without never have been for the and what we would call my fathers farmers your would able to do anything gives us what we eat But daddy a Farm earth need while you King if you had him, I just call him my dear don’t back te the farm! things are happy and sin And as she seemed to vanish and like society. 1 want to g I want to go where le and real sald this the children Grant Fairy the whole long dream had only ght of real time. But, oh, hon deserted the its dear people and was so curiously be famous society (Copyright) CTHE WHY of SUPERSTITIONS By H. IRVING KING THE BRIDESMAID HERE Is a common superstition that a girl who acts three times as a bridemaid will be an old maid a sort of “three-times-and-out” super stition. It would appear that this idea had its origin In that conception of marriage by the anclents-—as is shown many times in mythology and folklore—as something to which mag le particularly attached. Among the forms of magic associated with mar riage was sympathetic the sort known as contagious. Several current superstitions {illustrate this “contagious magic” idea in connection with marriage and, reasoning by anal ogy, It would seem as if a girl who has been three times a bridesmaid ought to be pretty sure of being = bride herself. Now the young woman who has been three times exposed to the contagious magic of marriage without effect, might reasonably be supposed to be immune. Upon comparative religion, folklore and magic, new light Is con- stantly being thrown. The three real ly form one subject and even Sir James Frazer, In his twelve volumes of the “Golden Bough,” has but touched upon vast and unexplored regions. Therefore the above explanation of the bridesmaid superstition is only of fered tentatively. Perhaps future re- search may reveal some other, (8 by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) Oia magic of WIRAIED = Cleanup / BI 3 (Copyright, by MeClure Syndicate.) WR HUM YAHARNARNANAN RANA RRERNR - » Lois Wilson RUAANAAL LAA WARAHANAAAARNAA AA AN Here is the ever winsome Lois Wil. son, who has gained great favor in her picture, “New York,” in which she ap. pears in the role of her career—as heiress, WHAT THE GRACIOUS HOSTESS SAYS: By DELLA THOMPSON LUDES wtf THE HOME TABLE ald always pre neat, but an at This is not so the her own work even for orrect, & ong inner table every us who want to he tenets of po afford to do so. meider laundry bills, pince We should, with the cloth, us do we can use mats as we do for lunch however, have dinner, dishes igh the sliver, and the that go with dinner, often ens to accustom our families to the proper nage. There hould be a decoration of % d some kind on the table every day and at every and here we will allow mend no excuse, no swerving from the rule I'his decoration on the table stands for Hives The pie or elegant If it is of two things should be remem center the meanin flowers, i bered : the flowers should look as nat as possible In whatever vessel should not the view, ural they d, and they ot Flowers mas ' 0 that individnal fit ‘ , individual flower has i han ce to if their eof A rpg tert ’ . @ A floral centerpiece need not be an expensive one, The ar the country t ¥ Woman can get to fields and roadsid woman of the small town whi es, in es pecially fortunate, For the woman who has fo buy he flowers there are A round 3 nded with other things to do mirror, not too artificial boat riding on small, sur moss, and ond ittie sail of the a su the surface is a pleasing thought for The cotton battling dust “lake” day. banked with sprinkled with immer same mirrot “snow” diamond and a skating doll “pond” is another idea. A small pretty basket of apples, or some ornament, may be used. The table centerpiece does not have to be of flowers, although we oftenest think of It in that way. At any rate, let us every day some decorative feature on the table that pleases the eyes and stirs the heart, on the have If we are at some pains to dress our table aitractively we shall be less like iy to come to the greal ourselves care leagly clad or slovenly groomed. (Copyright, by The Eastment Syndicate) ssssninll 3 — SAWS By Viola Brothers Shore FOR THE GOOSE- OU ean somebody else's kitchen, hn — most moments, got cooked in with the rabbit stew, They don't do no good, but they don't do no harm neither. FOR THE GANDER-- If a feller broke his leg It might make him feel better to be told about somebody that got theirs mended but it don’t help him none to hear about somebody that broke thelr neck. You ean't expeck a good act te al. ways bring returns, But a bad one you could count on every time. * I You can’t keep a big light goin’ In your front hall, and save on the elec tric light bills, too, (Copyright) A car for every purse and purpose HIS YEAR the Gene: Motorslineisan imposing Automobile Show in itself. Here is every style of body. Every type of design — four cylinder, six cylinder, eight cylinder. Every improvement. Every price, from the Chevrolet touring car at $510 to the Cadillac with special coach work at $9,000. A car for every purse and purpose. Every one of the models now on display is different and distinguished. Yet two uni- fying characteristics bind them all together: 1 EVERY CLOSED BODY is by Fisher. The quality of all body workmanship is Fisher quality, and because Fisher is owned by General Motors, every resource has been utilized to make body and chassis a perfect quality unit. ~ EVERY MODEL has shared in the advantages of General Motors research, purchasing standards and Proving Ground tests; and in the economies of volume production. Dollar for dollar you will buy more value in the car you select because of General Motors quality and the public's purchase of more than 1,200,000 General Motors cars last year. HE GENERAL MOTORS line is a direct result of the record-breaking patron- age accorded by the public in 1926. The economies which this great volume af- forded have been passed on to the car purchaser in even better quality. With great pride we invite you to inspect these new General Motors cars and to make one or more of them jour own. 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