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Ts Torri URE “fC PsYcOPATWOLOGIS TS ————————————————————— al 7 Too. ( roe How wey § rast esng UD Bb Serres i Go bey S71 Wr Tat | ont as Be Gi bs ouRiE, | use B pee Suluow , YM Sar yo WET ami ' appr (I ! Mia WAY o Fi . g |! I WON “TY wens? Tusd OOF 4 en we LEC OF © pose | TF. Te swervive’ Paitive Cr ont ied 0 Taolonta Tere 7, CRamn Sars. What Lincoln Would Have Said By DOUGLAS MALLOCH 1 SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT By F. A. WALKER HERE Is that blasphemy th 1 spenks, Of heaven with the Of dissipation. There Another sort of bi A snoerllege another kind When men assume to speak Of Lincoln, What he What h Upon hectle cheeks can be asphey, when they think ¢ wonld say if re would upon he tion of the hae gOMe ques What Now Ha Who dares to His would have record stant l.incoln s ef (he ive rights as well spon k great heart sleep gdme fo stand beside the And 4 What base With Ling NHemember that the dead Hide (Of lincoln, In! Bob great not heh! the honest nd seek to cloak For only ix white rabes and onl they nen | graves, ut on the garinents iny Lhe Jester in the demagogite Les your dust, rah By Viola Brothers Shore FOR THE GOOSE-— I YOu 0 do might be wron mother and don't hi, listen to think the thing you're about , listen to your do it. If your mother, ht you it's rig Lt Ro ahead. is It next last year? Viy all week looks Once you let your neighbor come in without knockin', you gotta keep the latch ail the time. on is ns mun a bin Educutin® a fool blind mirror givin’ a hday of a Even a traffic copll talk gentle when there's no motors In sight it's often on inside vou-iook Into If people hate you, count of some'n But if they despise fne- themselves, it - (Copyright y { GIRLIGAG® | lar? (Copyright) LE “When a ‘young fellow determines | 10 get ahead,” save Sagacions Sarah, "it Is a pretty falr indication he al | ‘eady hes one” MAKE YOUR MARK NY erizziv in grizzly In map who has encountered a the open has had iriteresting ileresting Was was not en ible This Amer! rinsed ges these ground he predecessor it falls bel ow | content we can do, re half full and a man not Ail A measn dis dishonest to to his high is a honest assure is who does capabilities his et out is In him - * * » . . * think too little to estimate piace in the world of himself the best Better than COlrse much too Better yourself ut iessen for what not the your endeay you really are do fot charge of egotism ors to “1 ate” gecomplish moi I -y X1y. that up to that mo ment he hind been a king only In name, like hiz father although he ance, dressed not in robes of but in the garb of a huntsman, he os tablished then and there his right to known us a real king and fur with one of Jotat, c'est am the st sald Louis Voltaire tells us and namesske. the of But spoke words def} office be the most tory. He when to look Victor reached he made upon, Hugo, the up to his his full mark for height supreme as a word greatest novelist of mod thines, In his age attended a performance of one of his earliest plays. At the close of the perform. “My God, what a genius old “Egotist” the world would call him. he It is only egotism with- basis of accomplishment that But to come back to the bear. He gets us a splendid example. He makes a high mark and then endeav- ors to live up to it. He strains every We ean do a great deal worse than HD by MeClure Newspaper Syndicates.) sis iii Womsimnniinss Organized weather observations were made In Italy as long ago a« 1051. How It Started Jy JEAN NEWTON THE MINSTREL SHOW HAT the show w once minstrel of Ameri ed, for ro us a charanct of course, the groduct of Ameri that impersonations which IAT and laughed thelr way to nr all the world were the out arowth of fancy proular as an instisition can conception is to be assum g the neg er is, the over Aa man's sentimental fore the Civil war known, of Its beginning For venrs be nor the peculiar years Ned Christy, famous strel felt life the falo, prietor giv some the inter ag the originator of the Bg entertainment, nursed desire to portray to the Ld t} of the sou spring of 1842 he suddenly prog of the ont: i entertain ind cone 1 he rene: ie repeg ne, come, be yourself ose who take jie wall, WAYS WITH BACON breakfast bacon It n gaortening saved ey as bind soups Le flavor r shor {hem wien To the fat { B green pep # tabivstooliil and fry until the onion vi Add one cupful of snion cupiul of and one stewed ato add min liquid ton and een th salt and pepper # Hout fif and the t 1 ot ts £1 laDiespooninl o (d to the i » and cook unt degree of » salad Scallop of Bacon and Cheese. nkie the bottom of a baking dish a thin layer of bread crumbs, put 1 & layer of thinly sliced bacon, cover jayer of grated or thinly sliced add another layer of crumbs. then with a buttered crumbs and @ unt! i ‘th ¢ crumbs are brown. Bacon fat poured over lettuce, sprin- kied with seasoning, add a little vin- after the fat has been poured out, and when hot, add to the lettuce With minced onion or green peppers his makes a most tasty sala Peres, Mar wert 1827. Western Newspaper Union d A Pin vi HE YOUNG LADY ACROSS THE WAY | _ cheese, of cover egar le The young lady across the way says she isn't a bit superstitious, but she guesses she'll invite one more girl to her luncheon, 80 as not to have 13 sit ut the table, (2 by NeClure Newspaper Syad onted
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